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繼續挖,女孩們

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妳的時間膠囊會在某個地方

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好的,比奇修女

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如果妳先前下手再重一點

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就可以把她給解決掉的

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修女,問一下

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佛教驅魔對天主教鬼魂有用嗎?

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為了以後參考

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那說:“妳好嗎?比奇修女?”
怎麼樣?

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妳們先前太沈迷內心小劇場了

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甚至沒注意到這裡還住著另一個人

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恕我直言,比奇修女

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妳的住處超出了界限,本性難移

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是的,非常方便

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所以我躲了妳們這麼久

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妳知道當水上漲時我祈禱嗎?

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“親愛的上帝,保佑所有人
除了這群人”

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我經歷過2012年的蝴蝶髮夾起義

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或1996年的鼻子穿刺住院

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見鬼,我熬過了2016年

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那個非常可悲的怪奇比莉的狂轟濫炸

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–但是妳們...
–我們什麼?

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妳們是我教過最討厭的賤人

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–注意用詞
–還有妳們給我起的外號

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–賤臉姐姐?
–低等院長嬤嬤?

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感染原罪?

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–嚇尿的比奇
–喜歡舔的比奇

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沒小弟弟的比奇修女

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蠢貨比奇、奶子下垂

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一無所有的修女

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住嘴!

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請不要說了

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夠了

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該死,我們讓該死的老師哭了

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同學會求生記

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{\an8}這個班怎麼了?

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妳們十個總是闖禍

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但是剃別人的頭、切斷腳趾

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–私藏好馬桶?
–對,潔娜芙

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這是這些事情中最不糟糕的

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不過這太自私了

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別說了!

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又是一週

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我擔心如果我沒介入
有人可能會被殺

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對不起,修女,我們只花了一天時間

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珊蒂已經死了好幾個星期了

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什麼...

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我知道珊蒂很會抱怨,但是...

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這很卑鄙,女孩,即使對妳們來說

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現在來拿妳們給未來自己的信吧

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反思妳們成為了怎樣的人

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誰想大聲朗讀自己的信?

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我來

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好的

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“親愛的未來菲比,恭喜

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“妳很可能錄取第一志願”
沒錯

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“妳為了學習缺席畢業舞會

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“而且妳為了上課外輔導
沒參加學校露營

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“畢業前一晚上,妳沒有朋友

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“我希望這一切值得”

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對,我知道過去幾個月真的很糟糕

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但其實我很奇怪...

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很高興認識大家,所以...

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是的

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“親愛的艾米莉亞”
我總是沒做對功課,修女,對吧?

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“我不知道妳有什麼毛病
也不知道妳為什麼不接我電話

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“但我想要回我的比拉邦裙子”

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我還在等,賤人

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“親愛的未來潔娜芙

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“或者我該叫妳,第三位女總理?”

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搞什麼?我連拿第二名都受不了

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“到目前為止,妳已經拿到美容師
三級證書

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“並將成為美甲師”

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人生

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誰知道我會放棄美甲從醫?

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不會是我

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這是給米契的情書

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還有一大堆斯圖西的衣服

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蛋蛋是腿,骨幹在用手臂拉小提琴

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這在解剖學上並不正確

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但這仍然是
對我未來的準確描述,所以...

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妳的是什麼?

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我的只是一個
製造啤酒的陰道,所以...

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但畫得不是很好,對

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還剩下誰?

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–艾米莉亞
–不,我沒有信

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那時我已經離開學校了

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我忘記了妳媽媽的事情
我很抱歉,親愛的

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女孩們

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反思的時間...

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艾米莉亞,她在說什麼?

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艾米莉亞?

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我媽媽死了

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所以我不得不提早離開學校

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什麼?

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–小賣部,有人要去嗎?
–小艾,想來嗎?

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–如果妳不介意等一下...
–小佐,來吧,我們走

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艾米莉亞,請一起來

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–佐伊,我真的需要...
–小佐

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她...自殺了

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天啊,佐伊
這...沒關係,這是...

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來吧,我們走

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小佐

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艾米莉亞,請一起來

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我們已經很久沒有一起玩了

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不,妳們去吧

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我要去找丹尼

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對不起

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很會出風頭,佐伊

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典型的妳

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我很抱歉,我以為她們知道

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不,這是...

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沒關係

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我不知道

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–如果我知道...
–那是很久以前的事了

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為什麼我總把事情搞得這麼糟?

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如果我沒有在聚會時那麼膽小
妳們就不會被困在這裡

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莎絲姬亞就不會挖掘創傷

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潔娜芙不會便秘,妳不必告訴我們

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妳媽媽死了,而我...

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在那裡笑比拉邦的裙子,妳知道嗎?

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這段時間...

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這段時間我都讓自己相信
是妳對我不好,妳知道嗎?

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妳要說什麼?說吧,我活該

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我剛剛追妳出來
來安慰妳發生在我身上的事

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突然間我可以看清妳

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如果我不認識妳
我會怎麼想,而且...

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小佐,我們不必這樣做

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妳知道,我們不是...我們不是朋友

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當然,我們是朋友

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–我知道最近很艱難
–假設我們一直保持聯繫

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假設我們每幾個月吃一次晚餐
我們聊什麼?

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我們的生活

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但我們的生活是如此不同

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我們是如此不同,佐伊

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畢業之後我們的友誼不會持續下去

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–不管我是否離開學校
–艾米莉亞

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我知道我犯了錯
我應該一直打電話給妳

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但我向妳保證,如果我知道的話
事情永遠不會這樣

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不,會這樣的

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也許不是馬上,但是...會的

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對不起,我有一個祕密馬桶

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不,對不起,我敲詐了妳們大家

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對不起,我把粉筆和水混在一起
說是味噌湯

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妳們似乎都喜歡它...

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對不起,我是美甲師卻說自己是醫生

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什麼?

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妳不是醫生?

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妳真的把我騙了

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各位,對吧?

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沒關係,瑞妮,我們也算知道

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什麼?

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妳說甲醛是泡菜汁的時候

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完全露餡了

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當妳給我們做
“常規”子宮頸抹片檢查的時候

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把診查器叫作“鍋鏟”?

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妳把棉籤寄到哪個實驗室了?

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因為我們的棉籤都裝在同一包裡

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這不合理

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我想我起疑心是在妳...

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砍掉了我整個腳趾的時候

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是的,我很抱歉

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我很抱歉我撒了謊

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而且,特蕾莎,我怎麼道歉都不夠

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我也很抱歉

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跟妳們大家道歉

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對不起,我們是不是就...

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佩...潔娜芙

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...跳過這個話題?

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我知道我讓妳生不如死,我很享受

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妳的這種絕望

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這種天真,我真的很反感

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好吧,這是道歉還是...

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但是,真的,我只是嫉妒

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因為妳有這種了不起的性格優點

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妳真的瞭解自己是誰

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我很抱歉我曾經試圖改變這一點

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接受妳的道歉

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這裡太煽情了

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我們需要給這個房間通風
然後去吃飯

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來吧

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比奇,妳有什麼要道歉的嗎?

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拜託

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才幾次留校察看,妳們千禧一代
就提起集體訴訟

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妳因校服違規受到紀律處分

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在禮堂後面抽煙

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還有遲交作業
更不用說妳的霸凌行為了

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妳說什麼?

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妳是惡霸,我見過最愛霸凌人的

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不...妳說在禮堂後面抽煙

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有時候

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像妳這樣的女孩,莎絲姬亞

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留校察看是為妳好
我總是有我的理由

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吃完了嗎?

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00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,640
妳在做什麼?

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我在取悅大家

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小佐,我不想失禮
但妳考慮過向艾米莉亞道歉嗎?

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我會聽從沒朋友女孩的建議

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佐伊,這樣說話不好
我們現在要對彼此友善

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好吧,抱歉,朋友

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特蕾莎,這條魚...真的很好吃

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調料...真的很香

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我今天沒有做調料

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但是,謝謝,莎絲

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對不起,我知道我們在表現友善

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但我其實覺得有點好笑

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沒關係

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天啊

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不...

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我的嘴也不舒服

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我不想...

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各位,不要互相看

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抵抗...

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抵抗嘔吐連鎖反應

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各位,我想可能是因為魚

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別說魚了

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好的

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我們試試看

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一起吃晚飯吧

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看看友誼能不能繼續

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佐伊,請不要這樣

222
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妳必須吃飯,對吧?

223
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,200
所以何不跟我一起吃

224
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,840
現在,紅還是白?

225
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,080
餐巾,不是葡萄酒,沒有葡萄酒

226
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妳抓著這件事不放

227
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是因為我們被困在一起
所以會覺得很重要

228
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好吧

229
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妳能不能告訴我,如果我們的友誼
對妳來說真的那麼毫無意義

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妳為什麼來參加聚會?

231
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,800
主要是為了開胃菜

232
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聽著,妳難道不是最應該瞭解

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兩個人分享過什麼
並不意味著關係會永久?

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00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,440
好吧,那我懂妳意思了

235
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,040
我的老天爺!

236
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如果我要留在風暴裡也太糟糕了

237
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不,佐伊...

238
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,840
妳不想和我當朋友,無所謂

239
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,920
我不知道妳為什麼要把我爸媽扯進來

240
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好吧,只是不要觸摸任何金屬

241
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整個地方都通電了,妳這個白痴!

242
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好的

243
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,280
紅的還是白的?

244
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,960
大海滿是死亡和疾病

245
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,240
什麼樣的白痴會吃魚?

246
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,960
修女,到了時間盡頭嗎?
死神終於來找我們了嗎?

247
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:12,760
不,妳這個傻女孩
這只是氣候變化和食物中毒

248
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,720
瑞妮,親愛的

249
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女孩們體溫39度,我該怎麼辦?

250
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,360
我不是醫生,修女

251
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是的,請原諒我,今天事情很多

252
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:26,520
我已經不知道誰是醫生
誰被謀殺了...

253
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,080
當然,沒人相信我是醫生,菲比

254
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:39,000
就像沒人會期望我有出息

255
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,840
善良是良藥

256
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:54,320
是的,所以妳沒有那個文憑

257
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,680
但妳猜怎麼著?

258
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,760
什麼?

259
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,480
妳讓大家心情更好

260
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,040
妳是個好朋友,小菲

261
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,680
怎麼可能還想吐?

262
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:25,120
(我希望梅根不是我十年後
唯一的朋友)

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00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:35,840
我們對橡膠輪胎
保護我們免受電荷傷害

264
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,400
有多大信心?

265
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,640
已經大約20分鐘了

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所以我想妳現在想摸什麼金屬都行

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00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,240
其實妳甚至可以走了

268
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,360
不,我想我最好謹慎行事

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我會感覺更舒服

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如果妳至少會帶上橡膠靴和手套

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不要?

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好吧

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所以...

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00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,200
農場怎麼樣?

275
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,760
今年豐收了嗎?

276
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,600
妳向誰供應花生?

277
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:12,400
超市或飛機上的小包零食還是什麼?

278
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,680
花生醬工廠

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00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,440
花生醬是花生做的

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00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:24,520
我向妳發誓,我以前從沒想過這件事

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00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,520
太瘋狂了

282
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,760
如果我們保持聯繫,我早就會知道

283
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,160
佐伊,不要假裝這很有趣

284
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,160
我無法想像妳經歷了什麼,但...

285
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,360
我真的不明白妳為什麼不告訴我
艾米莉亞

286
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,840
花生醬是用花生做的?是我的錯

287
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,520
我們並沒有真正告訴任何人

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00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,360
丹尼仍然認為她死於心臟病發作

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00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,080
那妳知道出了什麼問題嗎?比如...

290
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,800
她被確診了嗎?

291
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,160
對不起

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00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,320
我真的很想知道答案,我只是...

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00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,520
–我想可能是魚
–別說魚

294
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,440
那我是什麼?暫時的死黨嗎?

295
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,400
我只是想要更多朋友

296
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,880
妳們有備用水桶嗎?

297
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,560
我們兩個都分享不了
更不用說給妳了

298
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,440
我們中有些人只能有一個桶,好嗎?

299
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,720
不要開始沒完沒了

300
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,880
當妳只有一個桶,就說明妳要珍惜

301
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:42,880
怎麼回事?

302
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,920
也許一個桶依賴另一個桶來讓她喝醉

303
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:50,240
我不知道現在在比喻什麼了
說的是水桶還是我們的友誼?

304
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,280
梅根...

305
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,240
妳是個酒鬼

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00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,240
妳為什麼突然這麼說?

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00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,560
昨天我看見妳舔教堂地板上的酒

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00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,400
而我們這幾週所做的一切
都是想讓自己喝醉,而我...

309
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,320
我不想再這樣做了

310
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:18,320
不起眼蘿拉,看起來妳為自己
找了一個新的水桶夥伴

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00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,880
小心,它會漏

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00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,880
佐伊,妳得走了

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00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,880
妳在這裡,我沒辦法好好吐

314
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:34,080
什麼?妳要我出去
迎接第三次降臨嗎?

315
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,040
什麼?

316
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:38,880
末日那天晚上是第二次
所以這是第三次降臨

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00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,320
–一算就知道
–隨便,我走了

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00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,400
–什麼?妳說真的嗎?
–是的,好嗎?

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00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:47,160
我就像一隻去樹林赴死的動物
讓我去

320
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,800
不,這很危險,妳會觸電

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00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,680
天啊,妳很誇張

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00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,080
我的天啊

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00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,080
我的天啊,妳還好嗎?

324
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,880
妳還好嗎?

325
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,200
現在說“我早告訴過妳了”
是不是時機不對?

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00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,880
妳大便在褲子上了,對吧?

327
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,000
朋友...

328
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,880
我在一開始的前20秒
就大便在褲子上了

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00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,920
拜託

330
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,160
–這不好笑
–這很好笑

331
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,640
不能和陌生人做這件事,對吧?

332
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,720
莎絲姬亞,親愛的,回寢室吧

333
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,280
–妳知道的
–妳瘋了

334
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,320
回來,妳會睡得更好

335
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,000
妳知道他在做什麼

336
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,800
我不知道

337
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:45,400
請不要說了,妳知道他在對我做什麼

338
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,920
妳知道其他人嗎?

339
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,960
留校察看是我讓妳遠離他的唯一辦法
我不奢望妳瞭解

340
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:58,920
好吧,去妳的留校察看
因為一點用都沒有,而妳...

341
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,920
莎絲姬亞...

342
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,560
莎絲姬亞

343
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,280
真的非常故意

344
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,160
莎絲姬亞

345
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,800
我們的躺椅有...

346
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,000
我媽媽永遠的陰影

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00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,320
就像她真實的印記在沙發上

348
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,080
連續幾個月

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00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,800
就是這樣,妳知道

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00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,440
她會坐在沙發上,日復一日

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00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:52,040
直到有一天早上,妳剛醒來
她已經收穫了一半的花生

352
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,640
在半夜心血來潮...

353
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,760
而當妳這樣長大

354
00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:00,160
妳只是等待...妳認為...

355
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,480
這是不可避免的,妳知道
我也會這樣,而且...

356
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,520
然後,當它最終發生時,就像...

357
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,080
這不是悲傷

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00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,320
只是虛無

359
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:23,200
現在沒有抗抑鬱藥
我不知道自己是誰

360
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,880
但是一想到...

361
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:33,000
用可能變得不受束縛的東西
來阻止這些事情?

362
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,800
妳不是妳媽媽,艾米莉亞

363
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,800
不,我就像她

364
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,320
但我也不是她,對吧?

365
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,720
因為我在這裡

366
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,280
我很抱歉這些事情發生在妳身上

367
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,160
讓妳獨自經歷這一切
是我最後悔的事情

368
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,600
謝謝

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00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,960
我感覺好多了

370
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,880
我也是

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00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,440
反胃消失了

372
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,000
我是說現在全都坦白了,只是...

373
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,240
我感覺好多了

374
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:00,960
沒有了

375
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,720
沒有祕密了

376
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:06,800
沒有祕密了

377
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,360
該死

378
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,760
請讓我解釋

379
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,640
我知道他用另一個名字
在給女孩們傳簡訊

380
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,240
要求她們救他,所以我沒收了手機

381
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,360
我知道他在學校邊界和女孩們見面

382
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,360
這在學校管轄範圍之外

383
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:43,040
所以我懲罰她們進入禁區

384
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:47,160
我密切監視他所有的...最愛

385
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,720
我找藉口讓她們留校察看

386
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,760
以防她們再見他

387
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:57,400
盡我所能阻止他建立任何聯繫

388
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,800
這些解決方案並不完美,莎絲姬亞

389
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,680
我不期望被原諒

390
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,280
我知道我本可以做得更多

391
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,640
你們都是該死的賤人

392
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,280
包括妳

393
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,560
阿門

394
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,640
{\an8}(山稜崗天主教女子學院)

395
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,120
(禁止入內)

396
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,440
妳家不錯,比奇修女

397
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:47,240
這段時間我們原本可以
吃炒蛋和歐芹

398
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,560
是的,更不用說聖餐鬆餅了

399
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,680
我本來要告訴妳們這件事

400
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,840
但公平地說,妳們得到了
小賣店的管理權

401
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,600
這是我克服在學校拉屎恐懼的
一種方法

402
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:07,080
嘿,各位,如果妳們要寫一封信

403
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,280
給年輕的自己,會寫什麼?

404
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,840
“不要吃魚”

405
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:17,280
不,但說真的
就像妳後悔沒有做過什麼?

406
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,720
我很後悔我在學校裡是抓耙仔

407
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,920
我甚至一根菸都沒抽過

408
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,520
我想這可能可以補救,還有誰?

409
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,720
這很膚淺,但我很後悔
沒有辦過新生兒派對

410
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,160
我期待拿那些免費的東西

411
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,320
好的,小特要辦新生兒派對
下一個是誰?

412
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,520
我很後悔有機會時沒擺脫杰拉蒂

413
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:45,120
該死,是的
讓我們徹底清理掉那個混蛋,好嗎?

414
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,080
還有誰?

415
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,920
我很後悔把我的水桶視為理所當然

416
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,160
從現在開始,我不會在我的桶裡
裝水以外的東西

417
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,600
我不明白這是什麼意思
但聽起來可行

418
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,320
–瑞妮?
–我不認為,我...

419
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,320
我不認為我有任何後悔的事情

420
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,400
看完我的信後

421
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:06,840
我曾經想成為一名美甲師,我做到了

422
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,520
艾米莉亞?

423
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,200
我很後悔...

424
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,560
我沒有學會裸體淑女《一星期》的
所有歌詞

425
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,800
等等,什麼?

426
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,280
“中國人做中國雞”那首歌?

427
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,760
是的...

428
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,000
這些歌詞都是什麼鬼?

429
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,760
我們還知道其他部分嗎?

430
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,280
“脫掉”我的襯衫

431
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,680
–丟了我的襯衫
–他唱的是“丟了”

432
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,960
丟了...

433
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,600
該死的歌!

434
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,440
謝天謝地,結束了

435
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,240
幹得好,姐妹

436
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,720
今天...

437
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,240
我們告別那些

438
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,360
在灰色地帶謀求私利的男人

439
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,320
他們利用我們假設他們無辜的心理

440
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,920
依賴別人的沉默

441
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:49,000
今天我們對這些人說...

442
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,680
去死吧

443
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,320
去死吧!

444
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:13,960
佐伊

445
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,760
我的抗抑鬱藥用完了

446
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,600
妳會沒事的,朋友

447
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,040
我來保證

448
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:37,080
天啊,大家把後悔都說清楚
感覺很好,對吧?

449
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,800
–是的
–確實如此

450
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,480
是的,不,感覺很棒,是吧?

451
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,760
感覺真好,說出一切感覺真好

452
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,760
妳們是認真的嗎?

453
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,120
妳們忘記我了

454
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,680
再一次

455
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,920
是的

456
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,720
既然妳們都沒來參加我的偽葬禮

457
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,600
我想要一個真的

458
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:06,120
我想被大家讚美、誇獎、紀念

459
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,760
而不是該死的被遺忘

460
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,440
我的老天爺,妳們這些女人...

461
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,080
大家覺得我們明天辦葬禮怎麼樣?

462
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,960
–是的
–很好

463
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,400
搞定

464
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,280
我可以給大家美甲

465
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,160
灰咖色

466
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,040
字幕翻譯: 陳爽

467
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,120
創意監督
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