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說這個鬼東西舒服的人
就是該死的厭女!

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燒掉妳的緊身褲!

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既然這個賤人對她的頭髮如此著迷

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我們把頭髮剃掉怎樣?

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好!

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剃掉...

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這到底是怎麼回事?

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正義

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我們已經把莎絲姬亞定罪
她謀殺了珊蒂

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現在她要付出代價,剃掉頭髮

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妳剛才是說“定罪”嗎?

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妳怎麼能在沒有審判的情況下定罪?

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別再做討厭鬼了,艾米莉亞
這是我說的

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不,真的,我想知道
這個司法系統是怎麼運作的?

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是剃光頭和緩刑

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然後如果她上訴成功
妳就把頭髮黏上嗎?

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她需要受到懲罰

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如果這說明我們要來一場該死的審判
那好,就來一場

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是的,《法網遊龍》,里奇嶺風格

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同學會求生記

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打開

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抱歉,如果我不扔會看起來有罪
但請不要告密

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肅靜...

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莎絲姬亞范德比克...

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是兇手

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本次審判中出示的證據將表明

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她殺了

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可憐而卑微的交換生卡珊卓庫柏里德

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–我非常想念真正的犯罪
–我也是

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我只要一點泰式炒河

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一瓶蟲膠拋光劑
這是我禮拜三晚上的儀式

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證物一

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一封據說是我們美國朋友寫的告別信

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然而上面滿是澳式拼法

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證物二

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達米兒包,珊蒂最珍貴的財產

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以及我們,也就是她的同學
都知道這東西她從不離身

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–從不
–還有證物三

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一位在犯罪現場
看到莎絲姬亞的目擊者

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就在珊蒂失蹤的那個晚上

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我們讓她重複使用一根衛生棉條

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直到她得中毒性休克綜合症!

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好吧,這不是公平審判

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讓我們給她反諷的讚美
直到她變得自卑!

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這不像是公正的陪審團

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這就像該死的塞勒姆審巫案

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嘿,好主意

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把她燒死在火刑柱上!

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停下!

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拜託,潔娜芙,這是個玩笑

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妳們沒有司法系統的關鍵組成部分

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妳在說什麼?我們有法庭畫師了

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我說的是辯護律師

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說得像有人會為
莎絲姬亞這樣的怪物辯護似的

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女士們,有人願意嗎?

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有罪

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她沒有不在場證明

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她有罪,嘿,她有罪

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我來,我為她辯護

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什麼?請問妳說什麼?

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現在不是實現
妳未完成的法律事業的時候

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妳確定要這樣做嗎?

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是的,每個人都應該得到公正的審判
就算是莎絲姬亞

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對,那來決定用什麼法律制度
大陸法還是普通法?

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–調解是否在考慮範圍...
–不,我們用電視法,好嗎?

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我們說我們的想法

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每個人都可以投票決定
莎絲姬亞是否有罪

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然後我們要把她淹死在泳池裡

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在此之前,我需要休庭
和我的當事人討論

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–還要有一位法官來批准
–好吧

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不起眼蘿倫,就是妳

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什麼?為什麼是我?

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每個人都欺負妳,所以妳會不偏不倚

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休庭

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直到...

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之後?

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喂!

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莎絲!我們的計畫是什麼?

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知道她們伏擊我之後,我怎麼想嗎?

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比如說假裝不跟拖把說話?

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放寬心,我不必成為這個人

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妳和妳的娜塔莉波曼顴骨還好

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但如果她們剃了我的頭
我會看起來像班金斯利爵士

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來吧,我們怎麼說?

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真相正在顯露,小佐

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讓它自然顯露出來

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莎絲,她們有目擊證人

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如果她們看到了妳,那也看到了我

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該死!

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妳說菲比一直在敲詐妳

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這裡一定有相關的內容

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妳為什麼要做這個?

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我的確找了一件麻煩事

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我如願以償

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直到現在我才能看到
妳付出了多少代價

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我確實付出了代價

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報應來得這麼容易我也真的嚇到了

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而當珊蒂...

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我不想聽任何我不能聽的東西

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妳知道嗎?其實讓我們用老策略

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“守口如瓶”

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讓我來說就行

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芝加哥風格
是時候讓她們眼花繚亂了

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唉,釀的酒不行

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但妳不能指望我

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在現實生活中
一杯酒都不喝地看完《金法尤物》

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該死

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什麼?

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–糟糕
–我的天啊

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又是她

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不,只是一隻
龐大的烏鴉飛了過去,是的

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這是這個禮拜第三次見到了

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碧琪修女在糾纏我們

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梅根,我們該怎麼辦?

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好吧

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好吧,我們唯一能做的事情

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–驅魔
–開著燈睡覺

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–什麼?
–我們需要一些聖水

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“親愛的小妞們,請不要生氣
我已經離開,我...

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“意識到...”

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不是標準英語,傻瓜
“意識”的拼寫有“Z”

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妳有...

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篡改證據,是嗎?好極了

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什麼?

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不!那是...妳怎麼敢?

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佐伊,那天晚上我看見了妳

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像小狗一樣跑在莎絲姬亞後面

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但妳知道,潔娜芙要求我
提供目擊證詞的時候

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我可以說...

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我只看到了莎絲姬亞

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妳有過正常的人類互動嗎?

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不強迫另一個人的時候?

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無法理解該指令

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不,我沒有,午餐時間到電子藍

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如果我能用這封信救莎絲姬亞
也許我也能救自己

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妳聽起來很有信心,艾莉麥比爾
但我們有協議嗎?

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說得好像我有選擇一樣

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我很驚訝妳沒有早點利用我

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所以我想我要謝謝妳

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不用謝,我親愛的佐伊

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我忙著強迫更重要的人

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等等

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“電子藍”是什麼意思?

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告訴我,梅根,這是妳找到的那封信

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在妳和泰根一起找蘑菇的時候嗎?

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{\an8}是的,但我們可以加快速度嗎?
我們中有人有事情要做

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就像其他離開這裡的人一樣

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梅根,請妳把這封信念出來好嗎?

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“親愛的小妞們,請不要生氣
我已經離開

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–“我意識到我...”
–讓我在這裡打斷妳

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請拼出最後一個單字

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–我,是該死的“我”
–不,是“意識”

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好吧
R、E、A、L、I、Z、E、D...

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澳式拼法

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等等,什麼?我不...

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我發誓是“S”而不是“Z”

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很明顯,它被篡改了

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喂!妳應該等我允許妳離開!

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沒關係,我沒有問題要問證人了

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如果我錯了請糾正我,潔娜芙

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但妳聲稱這張紙條被篡改了?

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絕對是的

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對,所以我是說
不應該把它從證據中移除嗎?

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它還是能證明犯罪行為
因為包在這裡,而珊蒂不在

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沒錯...沒錯

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所以這封信的內容仍然相關

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–不管拼寫?
–是的

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所以珊蒂確實寫了它
並且它沒有被篡改?

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我是說,它是偽造的

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好的,所以它沒有被篡改?

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–這是妳的意思嗎?
–什麼?

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不,是,不是...是的...
不要混淆我的話

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什麼?真的,潔娜芙?
排除合理懷疑?

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檢方甚至無法告訴妳
這封信是否是證據

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–扔掉它,不起眼蘿倫法官
–反對!

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她想讓我混亂

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而且她的西裝外套太浮誇了
很讓人分心

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反對無效

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我不知道剛剛發生了什麼,但是

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她打敗了妳

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好吧

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那我傳召我方目擊證人

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尺寸不對

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反對,相關性?

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沒有,我只是一直想這樣做

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菲比,妳能告訴法庭上的女士們

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珊蒂失蹤那晚妳看到了什麼?

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我在校園的邊界

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在月亮柔和的微光下尋找手機訊號

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那是什麼?

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珊蒂的哭聲在風中迴盪

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反對

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–是的,不要過度描述
–好吧

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我看到了莎絲姬亞和...

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她正從船所在的水邊走開

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孤身一人

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那是最後一次有人見到珊蒂

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–不是這樣的
–別說了

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沒有問題了,法官大人

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告訴我,菲比
妳看到莎絲姬亞謀殺珊蒂了嗎?

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她從水邊走來...

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所以妳真正看到的是
一個女人在校園裡走來走去

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妳的說法和我不一樣

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我的說法是兇手

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菲比...

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幾週前妳找到了
珊蒂的達米兒包,對吧?

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00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,400
什麼?

208
00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,800
–我不記得了
–但妳記得

209
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妳怎麼說的,“月亮的微光”?

210
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,080
這很方便

211
00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,400
我肯定妳幾週前發現了那個包

212
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:12,880
既然如此,我們都在找珊蒂的時候
妳為什麼不說呢?

213
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,000
沒有她,這裡很平靜

214
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,880
還是妳找到了包然後利用它?

215
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,480
–我沒聽懂
–妳對包做了什麼?

216
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,600
–妳宣誓了
–我們實際上並沒有宣誓

217
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,040
我把它給了莎絲姬亞

218
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拜託,好像妳很震驚似的

219
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:31,760
我找到了這個包,我給了莎絲姬亞
我們達成了交易

220
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,920
如果妳看過《火線重案組》
妳就會知道這是值得的

221
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所以妳承認了,妳勒索了莎絲姬亞

222
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,320
是的,我這麼做了

223
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,760
我勒索了她,而且我會再做一次

224
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,520
這就是證據

225
00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:46,000
莎絲姬亞能被敲詐表明她有罪

226
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不,妳今天在這裡證明的
唯一一件事

227
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,440
是妳的首要證人是個該死的騙子

228
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,720
一旦我們處理完莎絲姬亞的案子
接下來就該起訴菲比

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–什麼?
–對

230
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我們應該以敲詐勒索、挪用月亮杯
和電池電量計的罪名指控她

231
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菲比並不重要!
重要的是莎絲姬亞是該死的賤人!

232
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,480
女士們,妳們聽到了

233
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,320
我們都在這裡的真正原因

234
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,680
法官大人...

235
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我懇請妳撤銷這個案子

236
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:32,960
這只不過是潔娜芙
和莎絲姬亞的私人恩怨

237
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,360
跟高中時期的霸凌有關

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妳說得對

239
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,400
這就是私人恩怨

240
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,720
有一次

241
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:51,800
有一次她聽到我在學校拉屎

242
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,920
妳認為她會不會讓這件事過去?不會

243
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,440
恰恰相反,她跟著我進了浴室

244
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,000
只要有機會,她就會等待...

245
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,800
像個該死的精神病

246
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,360
莎絲姬亞會在那裡等著,聽撲通一聲

247
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,040
直到我沒有撲通聲

248
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,920
這不好笑!

249
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:21,280
妳知道糞便阻塞對少女的腸道
有什麼影響嗎?

250
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:26,280
我需要熱敷包、骨盆底理療

251
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,200
我媽不得不花錢請心理學家

252
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,440
來幫助我不斷地規劃

253
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,360
何時何地以及如何在公共場合拉屎

254
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,920
我吃了這些苦是因為
莎絲姬亞范德比克

255
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,920
覺得讓我成為自己身體的囚徒
會很有趣

256
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,680
所以妳們都可以大笑,叫我拉屎佩佩

257
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,680
但我仍然在忍受...每一天

258
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,800
她很會虐待人

259
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,400
沒有其他詞更合適

260
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,640
很抱歉妳遇到這種事,潔娜芙

261
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,960
但莎絲姬亞並不是因為
人品不好而受審

262
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,560
她的品格無關緊要

263
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:22,160
真的嗎?兇手不就是壞透的惡霸嗎?

264
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:33,320
妳告訴所有人我媽不得不賣掉頭髮
來支付我的學費

265
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,960
她當時在做化療,莎絲姬亞

266
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,680
是的,我真的很抱歉,菲比

267
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,520
妳讓我和妳一起不吃飯,直到我貧血

268
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,040
–我知道我這麼做了
–莎絲姬亞,我們不要承認...

269
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,800
各位,這是屬於我的時刻

270
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,360
妳假裝我不存在五年了

271
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,640
妳說我生來就有一條額外的Y染色體

272
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,400
妳說我最喜歡的天命真女成員
是米歇爾

273
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,520
–這太過分了
–妳說我太胖不適合盛裝舞步

274
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,280
–那匹馬應該騎在我身上
–沒有任何藉口...

275
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讓我來處理

276
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,840
當我穿著雪地靴和短裙時
妳對我破口大罵

277
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,360
因為妳說那是妳的造型

278
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,520
每個人都可以這麼穿,莎絲

279
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,280
好了,敲妳的小錘子

280
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,560
我用我爸的工作電話
花了200塊話費

281
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,800
給《澳洲偶像》發短信,因為妳說

282
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,080
如果波麗妮被投票淘汰,妳會自殺

283
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,440
特蕾莎,拜託

284
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,480
我怎麼可能忘記?

285
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,640
妳讓她們砍掉我的腳趾!

286
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,320
肅靜...

287
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,840
我們吃午飯吧

288
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,840
吃完再重新召集,但首先...

289
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,360
妳從來沒做過小組作業,而且...

290
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:44,360
這意味著我的作業總是被打低分

291
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,640
我不得不重新上九年級

292
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:51,800
好

293
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,080
妳把佐伊從我身邊奪走

294
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,240
我不確定我是不是已經放下了

295
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,200
拜託妳

296
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,720
保持沉默

297
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,440
以聖父、聖子、聖靈之名

298
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,480
我命令妳...

299
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:23,960
乾掉!

300
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:28,560
乾掉...

301
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,880
怎樣?

302
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,320
大便年份...

303
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,200
–帶著一絲內疚
–真的嗎?

304
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,640
因為我變成汗流浹背的耶穌

305
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:46,320
有強烈的父親情結的香氣
妳知道我在說什麼嗎?

306
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,800
讓我再嚐嚐...

307
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,800
以聖母、聖女

308
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,800
《終極密碼戰》之名...該死!

309
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,160
又是她

310
00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,200
梅根,我們被教堂的酒分心了

311
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,320
我們忘了尋找聖水

312
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,680
我看到妳從鞋裡舀出啤酒

313
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,160
不要評判我的行為

314
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,880
–為了妳禮拜三晚上的儀式
–什麼?

315
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,640
–妳幹得漂亮,朋友
–謝謝

316
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,160
–我很擅長這個
–是的

317
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,400
加油,艾米莉亞芬奇

318
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,560
像阿提克斯芬奇?

319
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,280
明白了

320
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,480
我要傳召我的下一位證人...

321
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,480
佐伊米勒

322
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,320
等等,什麼?

323
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,080
妳和被告關係如何?

324
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:52,960
我們很熟

325
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,560
不過不是特別熟

326
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,480
人和人之間能有多熟?

327
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,560
打擾一下

328
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,680
布奇梅拉尼,別畫我打嗝的樣子

329
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:10,240
妳認為自己是莎絲姬亞小團體
酷女孩的成員嗎?

330
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,560
怎麼了?

331
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,800
該死,佐伊

332
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,200
我以為妳只是誇張

333
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,880
以為我讓妳上來妳會沒事

334
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,560
不,我又緊張又打嗝

335
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,040
緊張打嗝,聽著,艾米莉亞

336
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:34,400
我知道我們只是編造這樣一個
粗俗的詞語

337
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:39,520
我真的很想幫妳
只是現在有一大堆屎事找上門來

338
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,800
對,字面意思,屎來了

339
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,200
大聲點,我們聽不見妳的聲音

340
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,440
我說現在有一大堆屎事找上門來

341
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:55,400
上次我在證人席上,法官讓我選擇

342
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:59,320
我想和我爸還是我媽住
所以我只需要一點時間

343
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:12,960
反對,這很噁心
並且與莎絲姬亞謀殺珊蒂無關

344
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,800
是的,我們把她扔下鐘樓吧

345
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,640
剁了她!

346
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,080
嘿

347
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,320
–各位
–...鐘樓,然後搞定

348
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,680
嘿!

349
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,680
好吧

350
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,520
莎絲姬亞可能是個賤人

351
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,400
但不要假裝妳們沒有從中受益

352
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,960
好嗎?因為這是互利互惠
她帶領,我們跟隨

353
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,160
我為此而活

354
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,560
我們把莎絲姬亞這樣的女人捧上神壇

355
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,800
然後她們跌倒的那一刻
我們看得津津有味

356
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:51,440
但我們對男性卻不會展現例外主義

357
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,760
不是嗎?

358
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,520
我們不會因為每一個小錯控訴他們

359
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,720
不,他們升職了,他們有了播客

360
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,560
他們挑選了12位辣妹上國家電視臺

361
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,880
即便她們的個性呆板得像胡蘿蔔

362
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:11,480
高中讓我們都很痛苦
莎絲姬亞也不例外

363
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,080
對,好吧,潔娜芙,她欺負了妳

364
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,920
太糟糕了,她是個賤人

365
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,320
但我們甚至不會在這裡進行這場審判

366
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,760
如果莎絲姬亞沒有讓我們
活到現在去做這件事

367
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,200
這裡沒有其他人可以這麼說

368
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,560
我們要慢鼓掌嗎?

369
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,680
不要

370
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:45,320
我想說點什麼,真相大白的時候到了

371
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,520
–不行
–休庭,我要求立即休庭

372
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,400
好吧,那就休庭吧

373
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,200
我們走吧

374
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,720
她感到內疚,她感到大事不妙

375
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:04,920
該死

376
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:09,040
主對妳說

377
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:14,880
馬鈴薯將是所有蔬菜中最神聖的

378
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,640
因為它可以做薯條和薯餅

379
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,640
停止宣傳馬鈴薯

380
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,800
妳想一個咒語來幫我們找到這個東西

381
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,320
比如:“聖母瑪利亞,充滿恩典

382
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,080
“幫我們找個停車位”

383
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,440
喂!好的,我明白了

384
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,440
我明白了,好的

385
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,320
–給我一個節奏
–好吧

386
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,880
性感漫步的聖母

387
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,800
幫我們找到聖水

388
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,240
漂亮

389
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,920
性感漫步的聖母

390
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,680
幫我們找到聖水

391
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,840
嘿,妳搞什麼?
我打算做蕩婦下蹲

392
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,680
我不知道這裡有馬桶

393
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:20,480
妳覺得因為有個神父在這裡撒尿
所以馬桶水是神聖的嗎?

394
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,920
妳聽到自己說的話了嗎?

395
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,200
馬桶...水

396
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,680
–潔娜芙知道這件事
–什麼鬼?

397
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,760
佩佩有一個祕密馬桶

398
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:44,520
我反對

399
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,560
是時候跑路了,小佐

400
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,360
{\an8}袋熊衝啊!

401
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,600
讓我們啟航吧,寶貝

402
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,920
{\an8}不...搞什麼鬼?

403
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,040
{\an8}搞什麼鬼?

404
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,280
去你的,超級膠水!一點都不管用

405
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,320
國王–艾米莉亞–特蕾莎

406
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,800
好吧

407
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,560
是時候面對懲罰了,小佐

408
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,360
佐伊說得對

409
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,600
高中真的讓妳們很痛苦

410
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,720
這個地方真的讓我變回從前的自己

411
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,640
我沒有殺珊蒂

412
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,640
但我確實把她推到了海裡
這和殺了她差不多

413
00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,520
對吧?為此我應該受到懲罰

414
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,360
但即便妳們認為我很強大...

415
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,320
總有人在妳之上

416
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,960
我知道從妳們手中奪走這種權力
是什麼感覺

417
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,600
在學校的最後一年

418
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:32,280
我和杰拉蒂先生祕密交往

419
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,760
雖然我實際上已經發現
我不是唯一一個

420
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,760
有些話,真的很極端的話

421
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,240
治療師用這些話來描述
發生在我身上的事情

422
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,200
我從來無法理解他們,直到回到這裡

423
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,360
有時我認為一切會更容易

424
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:02,560
如果他是個怪物,因為那些天...

425
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,360
我相信他愛我的那些天是最糟糕的

426
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,600
因為我現在知道他不可能愛我

427
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,280
而且我不是在找藉口

428
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,080
我做了不可原諒的事

429
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,280
對妳們每一個人

430
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:34,960
只是回到這裡讓我真的很生氣,我...

431
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,440
是的,我發洩在妳們大家身上
這不公平

432
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,360
但什麼是公平?

433
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,360
我有話要說

434
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,760
我控訴!

435
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,040
潔娜芙有一個祕密馬桶

436
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:03,400
莎絲姬亞讓我吃了那麼多苦頭
妳們能怪我嗎?

437
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,920
而且,抱歉,不錯的演講
但莎絲姬亞在12年級前就是賤人

438
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,440
儘管如此,佩佩

439
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,200
幾個月來,我們一直在泥裡拉屎

440
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,800
而一直以來,妳都有自己的馬桶?

441
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,720
而且她一直藏著三層廁紙

442
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:20,880
吿我啊!

443
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,320
去你的!

444
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,640
我們說我們會投票

445
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,520
如果妳們認為我們應該給
莎絲姬亞和潔娜芙剃頭

446
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,080
那就大聲尖叫吧

447
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,280
什麼?

448
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,040
對...

449
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,320
–妳死定了!
–剃頭,賤人,剃頭!

450
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,320
恐怖統治現在結束!

451
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,240
拜託...只是一個馬桶

452
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,240
她真的殺了人

453
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,760
沒有什麼比禿頂更美味了

454
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,240
–我們不該做點什麼嗎?
–我們無能為力

455
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,200
正如她們所說,正義得到伸張

456
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,720
我不做,我不做有氧運動

457
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,520
一個人做了一些糟糕的事情
然後逍遙法外

458
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,800
哪個詞是這個意思?

459
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,000
無罪開釋?

460
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:33,720
我知道,對吧?

461
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,240
莎絲姬亞殺了人卻只需要剃頭

462
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,360
剃頭...

463
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,080
女孩們!

464
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,880
妳們怎麼做這種惡事?

465
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,640
基督的力量迫使妳服從

466
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,320
搞什麼鬼,妳們兩個?

467
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,920
不,別擔心,她只是一個幽靈

468
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,720
該死

469
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,440
我想我們剛剛殺了老師

470
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,280
字幕翻譯:陳爽

471
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,360
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謝慧霓