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早安,山稜崗的女士們

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所有石油鑽井的工人、山地雪巴人

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或者在末日中倖存下來的
國際太空站聽眾

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水位上漲已經44天了

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不是吹牛,我們搞定了

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我並不驚訝,如果妳曾經

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在海濱別墅參加準新娘單身派對
而且退房時間是早上10點

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那妳就會知道女人的能力

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每個人都知道

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準新娘單身派對成功的關鍵是伴娘

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莎絲姬亞范德比克
就是我們的那個女人

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怎麼說?一起活,不然就死!

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一起活,不然就死!

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–一起活,不然就死
–一起活,不然就死

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一起活,不然就死!

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她是個討厭的人嗎?她確實是

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但是妳想要做她負責的工作嗎?
當然不要

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因為如果沒有那個女人
婚禮就不會有起司盤

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或是能欣賞風景的位置

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更不會有妳再也不會穿
但仍需付錢的成對睡袍

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月亮杯出借了,各位

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但她的姨媽總是來很久

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多虧了她超量運動、限制飲食

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以及完美的打扮,我們從未如此美麗

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來吧,快點,用力點!

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有騎才能對外廣播
不要休息,快!

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騎...

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騎!

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我知道...其實誰在乎呢?

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沒人打量我们

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但不知為何,我們的頭髮已經成為
唯一剩下來的正常生活部分

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我們絕對不會輕易放手

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這就是我們今天的節目,各位

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如果有人在外面聽
請隨時給我們一艘救援船

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我們在南緯34.4100度
東經150.3037度

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播報结束,各位

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{\an8}同學會求生記

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妳遲到了

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這肯定帶電

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妳可以插上插頭,看看能不能用

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對,我可以,但這樣更有趣

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妳知道...

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我不知道是哪個混蛋英語老師

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說服圖書館買了《火線重案組》

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用來教育十幾歲的青少女
但我感謝他們

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妳從哪裡弄來的?

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杰拉蒂的辦公桌

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那個混蛋知道自己最喜歡什麼

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我很抱歉沒人看到過妳的潛力,菲比

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但我們說完了嗎?

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看情況,莎絲

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珊蒂還是死人嗎?

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我希望不是

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因為到現在已經44天了

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我會說她死透了

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妳知道還有誰死透了嗎?

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斯丁格貝爾,第三季,祝妳看片愉快

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見鬼!不!妳...

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怎麼會賜死斯丁格貝爾,媽的

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不要是那個誰

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我的天啊,我們殺了一個賤人

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妳沒事吧?

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讓我用醫學的方式把她拍醒

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我還活著

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怎麼可能

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天啊

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好的,不起眼蘿拉沒事

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回到妳們的自行車上

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她在開玩笑嗎?

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來吧

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–妳開玩笑吧
–妳想永遠被困在這裡嗎?

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如果我們不每天發出無線電信號
就會發生這種情況

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不騎車就沒有廣播,沒有救援

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–但是...
–回到妳們的自行車上

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好的,這很危險,莎絲姬亞

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我們為了替電池充電而殺死自己
為了什麼?

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為了我們可以圍著一台筆電
看《第七天堂》第四季嗎?

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那一季金髮老兄變得很帥

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好吧...西蒙不算

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但是莎絲姬亞,我們不需要把電力

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浪費在直髮器和捲髮器上

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無線電信號、蛋白質和休息
應該是我們的第一要務

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擁有一頭整潔的頭髮
等於居家辦公和整理床鋪

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它設定了一個標準

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那這個標準呢?

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她在呼吸,不是嗎?

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對於一生致力於月經公平的人來說

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妳正在表現出內心的厭女症

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女老闆

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一針見血

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我不討厭女人,佩佩

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我只是討厭妳

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下次見到妳的時候

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妳的頭上不能有一根不整齊的頭髮

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聽懂了嗎?

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現在把她扶起來

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好了,各位,我們怎麼說?

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要嘛一起活,不然一起死!

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要嘛一起活,不然一起死!

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要嘛一起活...

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不然一起死

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不然一起死!

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我腦中有一部分

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妳看著一個女人倒下
但什麼都感覺不到

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這不正常,妳應該感覺...

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糟糕、滿懷愧疚,就像...

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但隨後我也能聽到他的聲音在我耳邊

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而他...

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他說:“不,其實妳做得對

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“如果妳停止騎車,妳就無法生存”

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然後...

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我已經聽他說了這麼多年

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就像“警網急先鋒”首次公開募股

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我首先想到的是
“我的天啊,瑞恩...

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“瑞恩會為我感到驕傲”

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我真的不知道該怎麼辦,因為我不...

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我想我不明白怎麼...

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狠狠傷害過妳的人

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會成為妳走下去所需要的鼓勵之聲

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你知道嗎?

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這讓人很難堪

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我以為我在幾年前
已經和真正的治療師想通了這件事

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但顯然沒有

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嘿,莎絲?

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地板真的很髒

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天啊,妳在忙

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–我等等再來
–不,我沒在忙

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莎絲,妳在拖地毯

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特蕾莎,妳有什麼事?

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我想看看妳,看妳感覺如何

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妳剛才對佩佩很嚴厲

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然後呢?

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然後...

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我不知道,也許她是對的

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我們一直在努力騎車
但我們的飲食不足以維持體力

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對,妳說得對

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因為她沒有錯

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–我們確實需要蛋白質
–是的

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而妳是負責食物的人

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那食物到底在哪裡?

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是的

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妳說得對

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我會去處理

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莎絲,妳知道妳可以找我聊天的

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聊什麼都行

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我剛剛聊了,所以...

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我很抱歉

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小菲,我們能不能分期買點東西?

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我痠痛的腿需要一些額度

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我的天啊

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嘿,瑞妮,妳能...

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妳能看看她在做什麼嗎?

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妳們就不能聊聊嗎?

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不行,我們還在吵架,瑞妮

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妳能猜出她為什麼需要電池嗎?

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為該死的水上摩托車提供動力?

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不關我的事

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妳說得對,不關妳的事

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妳能告訴佐伊這也不管她的事嗎?

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–艾米莉亞說...
–妳能告訴艾米莉亞

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作為學生代表委員會的代表
班級福利實際上關我的事?

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–是的,當然
–瑞妮

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告訴佐伊往前看,去糾纏其他人

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–是的
–往前看?不要抬舉自己,朋友

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我有大把選擇

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不起眼小蘿,想交朋友嗎?

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不用了

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瑞妮,妳能告訴艾米莉亞
不起眼蘿拉不算嗎?

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她...

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真夠成熟的,各位

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鼻腔噴霧?

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–止咳糖漿?
–沒有

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肉豆蔻?

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–沒有
–什麼?

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–肉豆蔻也沒有?
–沒有

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我唯一能讓妳神智不清的東西

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是抗抑鬱藥或者避孕藥

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好吧,那就給我們快樂丸

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嘿,告訴妳們

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抗抑鬱藥沒辦法讓妳們嗨起來

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對,抗抑鬱藥需要幾週時間
才能改變大腦的化學反應

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顯而易見

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我們可不是業餘的

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我們要用混合一些浴室清潔劑

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也許是一點去屑洗髮水

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隨便加一點工藝粘合劑,然後...

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有點瘋狂,寶貝

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棒極了

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或者我們...

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或者妳和佐伊和好怎樣?
這樣妳就不需要抗抑鬱藥了

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–抑鬱症不是這樣的
–快點

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時間就是電池,各位

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當金姆讓妳看起來在褲子上大便時
是誰借給妳連帽衫?

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–這個婊子
–妳怎麼能提起這個?

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這麼多年了,妳現在要我報答嗎?

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好吧

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冒著得血栓的風險
拿往常的無聊藥丸吧

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–謝謝惠顧
–癮君子

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請給我抗抑鬱藥

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三塊電池一盒

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–什麼?為什麼?
–妳看到她們了,供求關係,寶貝

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妳不能坐地起價

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我可以

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一切盡在遊戲中,是的

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一切盡在遊戲中...

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出去...下一個!

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小特特,妳在做什麼?

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我的老天爺!

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妳用來吃飯的臉怎麼了?

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我想找東西吃
所以和屋頂上的負鼠打架,結果輸了

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所以現在我的目標是海鮮

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從沒想過我會習慣這個風景
但我們現在確實如此

213
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:19,240
我知道這很愚蠢
但我仍然認為我們會獲救

214
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,960
如果我們在這裡
肯定還有其他人

215
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:27,360
該死,是的
這裡甚至不是澳洲的最高點

216
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,840
更別說全世界了

217
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:32,440
威尼斯肯定完了
但布里斯本呢?不可能!

218
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,800
記下我的話,小特特

219
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,240
布里斯本還在

220
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,000
妳不必因為我的胚胎在那裡
就一直這麼說

221
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:46,000
還有米契!該死,我一直忘記

222
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,800
這很棒

223
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,360
我們怎麼從來沒有這樣
一起打發時間?

224
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,120
–莎絲姬亞
–莎絲姬亞

225
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,360
我很擔心她,小佐

226
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,560
妳偶然碰到了治療師?

227
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,080
原來是這樣的嗎?

228
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,240
是的,前幾個禮拜我撞見了

229
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,000
她正對著拖把假裝唱卡拉OK

230
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,360
可兒家族的《夜奔》

231
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,440
我不想贊同潔娜芙,但她說得對

232
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,080
莎絲姬亞的優先事項完全不合適

233
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,680
換我了嗎?

234
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,640
艾米莉亞是怎麼回事?

235
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:33,000
她給這些電池充電是為了什麼?

236
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,200
我的媽啊!

237
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,320
–不可能!
–我們釣到了一條魚

238
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,000
我們釣到了一條魚

239
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:50,080
加了維吉麥的野生魚

240
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,440
好耶!

241
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:54,320
瑪莎史都華不比我們的特蕾莎梅厲害

242
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,280
她會打獵、採果子、澆醬汁

243
00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:01,520
她最終會打敗那隻負鼠,對吧?

244
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,560
女版貝爾吉羅斯,各位

245
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,760
別這樣

246
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,200
幹得好,特蕾莎

247
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,440
大家來吃吧

248
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,840
妳們應得的

249
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,360
應得什麼?沙門氏菌?

250
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:15,000
好朋友,冷靜一下,這顯然不是鮭魚

251
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,920
因為是沙門氏菌!

252
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,480
太棒了

253
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,880
感覺很好

254
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,840
看起來糟透了,給我好嗎?

255
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:40,800
謝謝,蛋白質其實是佩佩想出來的

256
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,120
所以把最有營養的肉給她吃才公平

257
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,400
妳能把魚眼睛給她吃嗎?

258
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,840
–妳在開玩笑
–妳想吃屁眼嗎?

259
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,320
兩個魚眼睛...

260
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,560
蘸上維吉麥

261
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,480
妳有選擇

262
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,920
去整理妳的頭髮

263
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,560
或者吃魚眼睛

264
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,880
味道像鹹葡萄

265
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,680
我太喜歡了,我想我要再吃一個

266
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,000
–來個人幫她
–我的上帝!

267
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,760
–瑞妮!
–該死!

268
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,560
–做點什麼!幫她!瑞妮!
–做點什麼!

269
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,000
幹得好,佩佩

270
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,560
妳知道妳不該這麼晚來這裡,妳走吧

271
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:33,800
是的,因為在活躍的
自由市場經濟模型中

272
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,440
後工業時代的適者生存
完全能自我調節

273
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,160
不!妳做什麼...

274
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,160
我叫妳離開

275
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,560
妳看起來很累,莎絲

276
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,520
她有電

277
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,200
這是個該死的骯髒習慣,菲比

278
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,240
露辛達也討厭抽菸

279
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,080
誰?

280
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,200
年輕漂亮的小女生
曾經在我工作的地方實習

281
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,520
是的,她討厭抽菸

282
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,680
她甚至不能待在抽菸的人附近

283
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,800
她三年前從山稜崗畢業

284
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,160
可憐的小東西

285
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,280
她被該死的杰拉蒂迷住

286
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,640
她把他的名字紋在肋骨廓上

287
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,280
只紋了“瑞恩”

288
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,240
草體,就在這裡

289
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,080
顯然他們在她畢業後交往了六個月

290
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,720
在他妻子發現之前

291
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,480
–妳說得開心嗎?
–是的

292
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,480
對了,謝謝妳這麼問

293
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:04,160
讓學校裡最酷的女孩意識到
她並不特別?

294
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,400
是的,我很享受

295
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,880
謝謝妳的電池

296
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,640
六個月?我只是...

297
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:30,520
高中畢業週的時候他和我搭訕
然後三週後他就跟我分手了

298
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,920
我花了好幾年時間接受心理治療

299
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,280
而現在我嫉妒了

300
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,040
–自行車罷工,賤人
–什麼?

301
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,560
頭髮的規定不取消

302
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,160
我就不騎車

303
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,480
好吧

304
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,400
我們不需要妳

305
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:22,880
妳聽到了嗎?

306
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,480
妳可以選擇什麼都不做,沒問題

307
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,400
我們沒有妳也會過得很好

308
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,320
妳會震驚地意識到
自己有多麼無關緊要

309
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,160
但我不會再問妳了

310
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:39,240
妳不騎車,那妳就不是我們的一分子

311
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,200
各位,惡毒女孩基本常識

312
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,240
“妳不能和我們坐在一起”

313
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:46,760
妳不能

314
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:51,560
沒有電池、食物、舖位、熱水

315
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:56,440
妳可以躲在蹲坑廁所裡
除此之外,妳一個人孤立無援

316
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,800
莎絲,拜託,太過分了

317
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,080
關禁閉,末日風格

318
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,040
莎絲姬亞,妳要做什麼?強迫我?

319
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,040
不是

320
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,960
但她們會這麼做

321
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,080
因為如果妳現在不去蹲坑廁所

322
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,200
今晚沒人能拿到電池

323
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,760
–什麼?
–拜託,莎絲

324
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,320
輪到我用電動牙刷了

325
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,800
潔娜芙,請騎車,好嗎?

326
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,960
或者去洗頭,我不在乎

327
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,800
但我們其他人都要靠這些電池

328
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,560
等妳們都做完懦夫之後
來廁所找我吧

329
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,200
自行車罷工萬歲!

330
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,320
莎絲,拜託...

331
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,760
佩佩是很煩人,但妳不能驅逐她

332
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,560
她說得有道理

333
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,720
我們也許可以少騎一點

334
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,440
每隔一天做一次頭髮
各位,對吧?

335
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,680
其實我想要這樣,維護頭髮非常麻煩

336
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,080
妳同意嗎?

337
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,760
–同意
-好吧

338
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,760
–因為大家都爆發了...
–妳在做什麼?

339
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,760
–妳不能用那顆電池換物
–這不公平

340
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:23,320
別給我忘了,是我建造了這一切

341
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,400
如果妳想坐在黑暗中,在樹林里拉屎

342
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,760
像一群該死的豬,那悉聽尊便

343
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,440
但如果妳要抱怨
我們現在的處境有多好

344
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,160
我不再浪費時間了!

345
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,960
我們要在莎絲
把這裡變成瘋人鎮之前離開,所以...

346
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,880
妳要回布里斯本,莎莎路口

347
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,320
這是什麼?

348
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,800
這是一艘船

349
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,920
–對
–這是妳的船

350
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,120
她現在只需要一根桅杆,朋友

351
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,800
佐佐,妳的轉送禮物總是讓人震驚

352
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,440
–不...
–不...沒關係

353
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,080
我喜歡它,謝謝妳,很棒

354
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,880
很好,這是妳應得的

355
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,400
不像艾米莉亞

356
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,640
我是說,顯然

357
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,680
當妳宣布妳們是一輩子的好朋友時

358
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,280
真正的意思是

359
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,280
“也許我會每兩年按讚一次
妳的IG照片”

360
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,560
明白我的意思嗎?

361
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:26,560
不管怎樣,就算我現在想跟她和好

362
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,000
她也在忙著給她該死的電池充電

363
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,440
給她巨大的按摩棒供電?

364
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,120
老實說,這是唯一可能的解釋

365
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:39,600
是的,聽著,小佐

366
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,360
每天晚上吃飯的時候
我都有看到艾米莉亞吃一顆藥

367
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,840
梅根和泰根整天抱怨

368
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,840
拿不到快樂丸

369
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,960
好吧,所以...

370
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,640
我覺得艾米莉亞在服用抗抑鬱藥

371
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,320
等等,什麼?

372
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:04,800
該死!

373
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,440
這很糟糕...不是嗎?這不好

374
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,080
沒關係,小特,只是指甲受傷了

375
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,920
但需要做手術,好嗎?

376
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,840
這不是晚餐秀,離開這裡!

377
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:21,920
滾!

378
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,960
我不會離開妳,小特,別擔心

379
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,040
不...妳絕對應該離開

380
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,920
妳在禍害別人之前
應該先和艾米莉亞和好

381
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,080
好的,對,當然

382
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,800
該死,對不起

383
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,360
對不起,不,我只是說...

384
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,920
妳知道,妳不能只是希望自己取代她

385
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,080
是的

386
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,400
–妳可以走了
–是的,我要走了

387
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,200
瑞妮,妳必須留下

388
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,280
妳也是,菲比

389
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,560
廢話!醫學博士這就來了

390
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,800
–幹嘛?
–妳有什麼可以止痛的東西?

391
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,840
有的不多

392
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:17,480
用上一切東西讓她盡量不痛,好嗎?

393
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,040
瑞妮,妳來搞定?

394
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,760
好,當然,我當然可以

395
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,800
其實這和我在無國界醫生組織工作
沒什麼不同

396
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,240
完全一樣的情況

397
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,400
妳知道嗎?

398
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,760
我要跟妳說多少次?
這是個骯髒的習慣

399
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,040
–等等,所以我們...
–除掉就對了

400
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,560
妳和其他女孩不同,莎絲姬亞

401
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,720
成熟

402
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,640
讓我告訴妳一件事,不過不要恨我

403
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,320
我得要給妳的論文低分

404
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,520
–但是...
–我知道...這很糟糕

405
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,160
我們不能讓別人覺得我偏心

406
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,960
就算我最喜歡妳

407
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,080
妳明白這一點,不是嗎?

408
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,880
該死

409
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,520
那是三塊電池

410
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,000
抗抑鬱藥

411
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,760
妳還需要兩塊電池

412
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,480
–什麼?
–醫療緊急情況導致通貨膨脹

413
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,320
我需要那些藥片

414
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,080
這是唯一能阻止我讓自己
跳進天坑的東西

415
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,200
這是末日,寶貝,每個人都很沮喪

416
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,960
好的,她睡著了,上吧,小妮

417
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,920
好的

418
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,160
也許...

419
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:53,920
幫我倒數

420
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,960
沒問題

421
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,200
好吧,一、二、三

422
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,080
我們不是只要拿掉釘子嗎?

423
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,200
莎絲說:“除掉就對了”

424
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,200
–我的天啊,上帝
–該死

425
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,360
我不是故意撒謊!

426
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:24,520
重聚的時候就脫口而出了
大家都很有成就

427
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,200
珊蒂,當我告訴她
我是一名美甲師的時候

428
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,720
她拍了拍我的頭
我覺得自己完全低人一等

429
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,840
然後我就說,我是醫生,好嗎?

430
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,200
這感覺真的很好,但是末日降臨

431
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,880
每個人都說
“謝天謝地,我們有醫生”

432
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,120
我能怎麼辦?

433
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,480
告訴她們,她們會死,因為...

434
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,320
妳顯然不是醫生!

435
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,040
但是我沒時間聽
關於妳冒名頂替的胡扯

436
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,080
她的腳趾頭在流血

437
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,280
好嗎?所以我要妳閉嘴,把這個燒熱

438
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,160
好燒灼那根腳趾
直到它聞起來像鐵板燒

439
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,120
誰在做牛排?

440
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,200
妳好,特蕾莎

441
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,240
手術進行得非常順利

442
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:22,680
左腳大拇趾骨被移除

443
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,320
沒有任何併發症

444
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,240
可能會有一點殘留的疼痛

445
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,240
–但除此之外...
–對不起...

446
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,880
妳剛才說的是“移除”嗎?

447
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,920
對,我們這位好醫生

448
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:37,000
完全按照莎絲姬亞的指示去做
然後把它除掉了

449
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,120
–我會...
–無論如何,我們必須走了

450
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:42,800
那不是...

451
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,280
我的上帝,妳叫她們砍掉我的腳趾?

452
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,640
–不
–我以為只是釘子

453
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,080
是的,她們誤會了

454
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,880
妳為什麼要跟她們那麼說?

455
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,840
沒那麼糟糕,她們不必切掉我的腳趾

456
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,240
莎絲姬亞,搞什麼鬼?

457
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,360
哈囉?

458
00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:00,200
特蕾莎,妳知道嗎?
我想妳可能是對的

459
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,040
我想我並沒有處理好

460
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,000
我的天啊!什麼...

461
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,280
是的,只是所有這些破事都來了

462
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:12,200
這就像我在這裡的時候
發生在我身上的該死的事情

463
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,000
–我現在才意識到...
–妳現在想聊了?

464
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,240
是的,我知道,我為妳的腳感到抱歉

465
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,120
–真的
–妳為什麼不去

466
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:22,200
找妳該死的假治療師聊天
妳這個該死的瘋賤人?

467
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,840
還有一小時晚飯就要開飯了,特蕾莎

468
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,200
女人們等著吃魚

469
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,440
所以如果我是妳,我會趕緊去釣魚

470
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,280
或者我應該說,一蹦一跳地去?

471
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,400
所以我最喜歡這個人,他非常貼心

472
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,160
而且他也很聰明

473
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,080
我從小到大都不看電視
所以這就像...

474
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,400
菲比...

475
00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:00,120
我剛剛砍掉了一個女人的腳趾

476
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,480
是的

477
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:03,840
而妳為我掩護

478
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:06,960
為什麼?

479
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,600
因為我明白,瑞妮,妳知道嗎?

480
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,040
我拼命考上這所學校

481
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,000
我贏得了學術榮譽

482
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,360
這一文不值,因為這些女孩
仍然看不起妳

483
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,400
如果妳不是某個高傲的執行長的女兒

484
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,720
所以妳想告訴我們妳是醫生,然後...

485
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,000
去他們的,妳是醫生

486
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,600
但妳必須做到

487
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,200
用喬的話來說,妳等下就會見到他

488
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,760
“你必須看起來像那個角色
成為那個角色,混蛋”

489
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,040
–搞什麼鬼?
–那是什麼庸醫的醫術?

490
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,920
妳誤解我的意思,妳這個賤人!

491
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,080
還有妳!
這就是妳想要我做的,對吧?

492
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,760
看到我失去理智

493
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,680
對...別忘了這裡誰是老大,懂嗎?

494
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,760
除非妳來送電池

495
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,240
–妳最好冷靜點!
–我不在乎!

496
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,960
我不要再跟妳做交易了!

497
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,160
他還在這裡工作

498
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,680
沒人關心嗎?

499
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,080
妳真的以為

500
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:21,560
我會讓領個爛獎學金的貧戶
永遠敲詐我?

501
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,680
我真的受夠了

502
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,400
妳沒事吧...

503
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,680
妳還需要多少?

504
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,320
兩顆電池

505
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,320
達米兒牌

506
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,600
妳在開什麼玩笑

507
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,640
婊子必須受到教訓

508
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,640
字幕翻譯: 陳爽

509
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,720
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