1 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,520 [quirky music playing] 2 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,640 [all calling] Sandy! 3 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,720 Sandy, where are you? 4 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,200 Jesus Christ, Zoe. You're chewing on the furniture. 5 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,280 Why don't you just bring it down a little? 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:25,120 Oh, I'm sorry that I didn't brush up on my Stanislavski to convincingly search 7 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,440 for somebody that we know isn't fucking here. 8 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,360 [Genevieve] I found something! 9 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,840 Feces, human feces. 10 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,760 Sandy must be hiding out somewhere in the school, 11 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,360 then coming down here to go number two. 12 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,160 [laughing] 13 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,000 Sorry to break it to you, Pepé, 14 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,480 but this is where we've all been going number two since the plumbing died. 15 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,880 Wait. Where have you been going? 16 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,040 Oh, my God, she hasn't. 17 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,200 - [laughter] - Okay, I think we're done here. 18 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,560 [Genevieve] Absolutely. 19 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,920 In the words of that Scottish mother from YouTube, disgusting! 20 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,840 No, I mean, I think we're done looking for Sandy. 21 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,720 Obviously, we have bigger priorities now, like fucking toilets. 22 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:10,760 No way. 23 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:15,280 If we're willing to abandon our humanity one week in to give up on one of our own, 24 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,640 then we might as well skip straight to eating someone. 25 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,280 - [all murmuring] - What the fuck? 26 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,240 But, Pepé, we've been looking for a whole week. 27 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,760 And you heard Sandy. She fucking hated it here. 28 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,240 A row boat is missing. 29 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,760 We can't find her bag. 30 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,200 And we all know she'd never leave without her fucking bag, right? 31 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,280 Yeah, and also all the poos are accounted for. 32 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:36,720 - But we need to... - We need to get the radio working. 33 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,640 Figure out which berries are safe to eat. 34 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,480 Find a way to get all of our IUDs out before they rot away in our uteruses. 35 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,280 We need to start planning ahead, 36 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,160 and that means finding a way to live up here. 37 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,000 Permanently. 38 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,360 [soft sniffling] 39 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,120 [sniffling] 40 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,560 [all sniffling] 41 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,960 [Saskia] Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Hey, it's okay. 42 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,080 I know we're worried about Sandy, but I'm sure she's fine. 43 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,920 Halfway to being reunited with Constable by now. 44 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:11,160 We're not worried about Sandy, okay? We're worried about our family 45 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,600 - and our friends and... - Our bongs. 46 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:16,360 If we just start focusing on survival now, aren't we just giving up on everyone? 47 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,520 Exactly. 48 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,320 And that is why I, for one, refuse to stop looking for Sandy, 49 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,600 because I, for one, refuse to believe 50 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,840 that no one else is out there looking for us, too. 51 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,880 I mean, they have to be. 52 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,120 Right? 53 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,520 [sighs] Look, this shit is hard. I get it. 54 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,120 [♪ Lisa Mitchell: "Lovefool"] 55 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,960 We're not meant to be okay. 56 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,840 Which is why, starting now, 57 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:47,240 I'm introducing a mandatory emotional release hour. 58 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,840 [Saskia] Do whatever you need to do to work through the pain 59 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,600 and the worry and the grief. 60 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,640 Because nothing could have prepared us for this. 61 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:02,600 No amount of meditation or medication or self-care. 62 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:03,920 - [grunts] - [Tegan] Breathe in. 63 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:08,440 [Saskia] So, please, just give yourself permission to fall apart... 64 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,840 - Breathe out. - [both crying] 65 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,080 ...for one whole hour a day. 66 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,240 I'm urging you to cry, 67 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:24,160 sob, howl at the moon. I don't care. 68 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,880 [screaming] 69 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,080 We will get our shit together. 70 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,000 We'll deploy all our strengths until we master the basics 71 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,600 of food, water, plumbing and power. 72 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:37,840 Occupied. 73 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:44,080 [Saskia] But don't for a second underestimate the pain of being back here. 74 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,760 All our teenage baggage has floated to the surface, 75 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,520 and now we're stuck with the people we thought 76 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,320 we'd know forever 77 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:58,120 until, you know, boys and jobs and forks in the road got in the way. 78 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:07,160 So, for all our sakes, get over your shit and let it out, 79 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,680 because if we don't, 80 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,560 I promise you, we'll never survive this. 81 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:20,880 [Sister Bicky] This is a very difficult situation, Amelia. 82 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,360 [clock ticking] 83 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,040 I don't imagine you'll be returning to the school. 84 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,720 Your father has arranged for you to return home to the property 85 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:30,880 on the 3:00 p.m. train. 86 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,720 I'll allow another girl to help you pack up your dorm room. 87 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:36,800 Zoe, perhaps? 88 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:38,760 Oh. 89 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,880 We're not really friends any more. 90 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,480 [classical violin music playing] 91 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:52,240 So, what unique qualifications can you bring to the survival effort? 92 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,040 I actually started in paediatrics because I love kids. 93 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,200 And then I was promoted to the ER, stat. 94 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,800 Stat, it's a medical term for "fast." 95 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,200 As in, uh, "I need lunch, stat." 96 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,360 Just kidding. 97 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,800 But seriously, is lunch soon or... 98 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,920 - You had ducks, correct? - [Phoebe] Yeah. 99 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:13,120 I also had an investment portfolio totalling 17 mil in diversified crypto. 100 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,360 But now that legumes are trading at an all-time high, 101 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,800 I'm cashing in, baby. Fuck's sake. 102 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,160 - I've worked for several years as a... - [Saskia] Teresa! 103 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,120 [mouthing] 104 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,880 I could really go for a tea right now. Could you grab me one? 105 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,960 Caretaker school captain, homeroom coordinator, 106 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,640 uh, student delegate to the Uniform Committee. 107 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:33,640 If it weren't for me, 108 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,240 this school would never have brought back the winter berets. 109 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:39,320 So you printed these off and brought them to the reunion? 110 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,240 And what industry did you work in? 111 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:43,880 [all] Marketing. 112 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:45,320 Great. 113 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:47,520 Beer. I made beer for living. 114 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,160 Oh, so you must know some chemistry then. 115 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,520 I know that you can't put a flat beer in a SodaStream bottle 116 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:52,920 and try to put bubbles back in it 117 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,400 unless you want it to ricochet out the window, Saskia. 118 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,120 - As I was saying, I've worked as a... - [Saskia groans] 119 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,200 Too hot, Teresa. Too hot. 120 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,080 [playing classical music] 121 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,160 And that's what 10,000 hours gets ya. 122 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,120 Third chair in the Australian Symphony Orchestra 123 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,120 and not much else? 124 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,200 I farm... [stomach rumbling] 125 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:18,720 peanuts. 126 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,720 Don't worry, Amelia. I've got big plans for you. 127 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,760 All right, ladies, listen up. You've been split into two groups. 128 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,960 On the right, we have the Innovation and Research Division, led by Amelia, 129 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,880 and they will be tasked with finding a way to generate electricity by tonight. 130 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,760 - [all murmuring] - [Saskia] And on the stairs, 131 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,840 we have the Infrastructure team. 132 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,800 You guys are gonna be digging long-drop toilets. 133 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,120 [all groaning] 134 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,760 What? Nerds and gronks, basically. 135 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,880 Well, I'm going to be earning my bowl of rice tonight by digging long-drops. 136 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:53,520 And Teresa remains on food, and Zoe is your student council rep. 137 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,280 [all murmuring] 138 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,520 - "Too cools" privilege continues. - Sluts. 139 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:02,480 Guys, if you've got questions, suggestions or concerns about your allocation, 140 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,960 like I just said, Zoe is your student council rep. 141 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,200 You can take it up with her. 142 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,000 Uh, uh... 143 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,280 Yeah, hit me up, gal pals. 144 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,880 Yeah, I got a quezzie. 145 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,800 How is it that this school feeds 800 girls a day, 146 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,880 but after one week, all we have left to eat is rice? 147 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,720 - Yeah. What the fuck? - I hardcore second that. 148 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,440 - Who thirds it? - Yo. 149 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,920 [chuckles] How are you going to stop 100% 150 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,400 of hungry bitches from dying of starvation, 151 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,440 Zoe? 152 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,200 Is that a question? It kind of sounds more like a comment. 153 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,960 Yeah, how come she's getting preferential treatment, 154 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,480 even though it's her fault that we're stuck here? 155 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,600 Kind of like how it's your fault 156 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,840 for draining the generators last week, Phoebe, charging your little laptop. 157 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,920 - [chuckles] Nerd. - [Saskia] And, Tegan, 158 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,680 I saw you sneak a spoonful of rice out of Unremarkable Lisa's bowl last night. 159 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,120 It's Forgettable Laura. 160 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,320 - Sorry, what? - [Saskia] And, Renee, 161 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,160 I know you're hiding a menstrual cup in there. 162 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,640 We could all be using that. 163 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,640 [all murmuring] 164 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,000 Sorry. 165 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,120 - Zoe... - Oh, I don't... 166 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,360 I think, I think we're good. I think we've got the message, Sas. 167 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,400 Great. 168 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:07,280 Look, I know that you're all hungry, but I do see your strengths. 169 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:12,040 And if there's a group of women who can succeed at surviving, it's us. 170 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,680 - So let's get to work, okay? - Whoo! 171 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:15,760 [all groaning] 172 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,680 No! No, no, no. 173 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:22,400 Under no circumstances could I be considered a gronk. 174 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,480 I refuse to dig long-drop toilets. 175 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,000 Fuck your allocations. 176 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,400 I'm looking for Sandy. 177 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,040 "Qui quaerit, invenit." 178 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,760 He who seeks, finds. 179 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:37,880 I lobbied hard for the committee to make it, 180 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,880 "She who seeks finds," but it didn't translate as well. 181 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,120 [all murmuring] 182 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,640 Sounds like somebody failed to emotionally release last night. 183 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:46,880 What? 184 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,520 Like, as in she hasn't taken a shit yet. 185 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:50,520 Oh, good one. 186 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,120 Okay, look, Sandy's story needs an ending. 187 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,000 I need you to convince Genevieve 188 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,760 that Sandy was lost and bereft without her mutt. 189 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,520 She found her bag and she fucked off. 190 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,080 End of story. You got it? 191 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,360 - But how? - "Yeah, Saskia, I've got it." 192 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,360 Thank you. 193 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,720 [♪ Devendra Banhart: "Lover"] 194 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,720 [Zoe] Dear bitches, 195 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:22,480 have gone back... 196 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:27,320 to States. 197 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:28,880 [door closes] 198 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,520 Hi, mate. 199 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,520 What you doing? 200 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,400 Need any help with, um... 201 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,360 Dewey Decimal System? 202 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:52,640 612 is where you'll find pictures of dicks in anatomy textbooks. 203 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,160 - Don't ask me how I know that. - Nope. I'm good. 204 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,600 You can go back to pretending to do something. 205 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,640 My job is to help you, friend. 206 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,200 Bit above your reading level, don't you think? [chuckles] 207 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,760 Cool, cool, cool. Uh... 208 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,960 Well, I'm here if you need anything. 209 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,880 Just like in netball. 210 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,400 Here if you need wing defence. JK, wing defence never got the ball. 211 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,760 Hey, where are you going? 212 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,640 Oh, Zoe. 213 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,760 I shan't hold my breath for your help. 214 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:28,640 Wait, what? 215 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,240 [school bell ringing] 216 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:33,120 [indistinct chatter] 217 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,200 - Hey. - Hey. 218 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:36,760 I was just... 219 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,080 Tuck shop, anyone? 220 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:41,280 - Yes. You wanna come? - Oh. No, that's okay. 221 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,840 But if you don't mind waiting... 222 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:46,280 - a sec... - [Saskia] Zo-Zo. Come on, let's go. 223 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,320 [Amelia] Zoe, I really need to talk... 224 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,720 [Saskia] Zo-Zo, let's go. 225 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,320 Amelia, please come. 226 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,760 We haven't hung out in ages. 227 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,600 Uh, no. Go without me. 228 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,520 I need to see Danny anyway. 229 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,120 [Saskia] See? She doesn't have time for you, Zoe. 230 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,320 [Amelia] Guys, little help. 231 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,200 Come on, Phoebe. You used to memorize this shit in your sleep. 232 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,680 [Phoebe] Um... 233 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:19,360 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪ 234 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,600 ♪ Power equals I squared R ♪ 235 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:26,000 And the "I" means ice cream. 236 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,360 And the "R" is ratatouille or some shit. 237 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,160 I can't think. I'm so fucking hungry. 238 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,440 - [balloon bursts] - [gasps] 239 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,640 Soz. 240 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,760 Guys, how good does that rat look? 241 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:41,640 I could go some deep fried rat right about now. 242 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,440 Samesies. 243 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,640 Doc, what's that yellow stuff? 244 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,560 Oh! Me. 245 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,800 Um... 246 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,920 That's... It's pickle juice. 247 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,640 [Phoebe] I thought it was formaldehyde. 248 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,640 Common misconception, Phoebe. 249 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:01,800 Um, yeah, they, they phased out the forda-del-dulcimide. 250 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,040 - It's actually all organic now. - Guys! 251 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,080 Please, just help me work this out. 252 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:09,240 But how are we supposed to focus with only a few mouthfuls of rice in our bellies? 253 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:13,480 I'm so hungry. At least when we were cramming for school, like, we had, like, 254 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,960 energy drinks and, like, finger buns. 255 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,640 - Let's talk about finger buns. - Burger Rings. 256 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,440 - Vegemite scrolls. - Vegemite scrolls. 257 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,240 - Icy poles, the long ones. - Yes. 258 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,160 - Hello! - Okay, okay. I get it. I get it. 259 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,480 I will find us some food. 260 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,080 Just, please... 261 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:31,960 get to work? 262 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,000 Yes, queens. 263 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,280 You boss bitches go. 264 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,920 All right. Now, this is the standard. Everybody, I want you to look at, um... 265 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,160 At her hole. 266 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,240 Sarah K., come on, I know you got more in you than that. 267 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,600 Nice work, ladies. 268 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,440 This bitch gonna actually dig or just hold a shovel and say positive shit? 269 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,480 Damn, why does she look so good? 270 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,920 I couldn't find anything in the boarders' wardrobes that fit. 271 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,800 [Genevieve] Sandy! 272 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,560 Sandy! 273 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,080 I don't think we're gonna have this cracked by tonight. 274 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:10,280 We're all pretty rusty on the book learning front, 275 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,640 and we're just too hungry to focus. 276 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,040 Okay, take your time. 277 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,880 But just know, you and your team won't be eating till you generate electricity. 278 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,080 What? 279 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,040 Saskia, that's no way to motivate people, through... 280 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,680 threats and ultimatums? 281 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,720 Well, Amelia, this is how I lead. 282 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,880 And, if I recall correctly, you were the one who so badly 283 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,560 wanted me back in this position. 284 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,360 "Don't overthink it," you said. "We just need a bitch." 285 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,120 So here I am. 286 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,840 Run things how you want, 287 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,880 but I won't threaten my team with starvation. 288 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:44,920 Amelia, wait. 289 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,200 I see you taking little pills. 290 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,080 Now, I have no idea what fucked you up so badly, 291 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:55,960 but this school fucked me up in ways that I don't think you could possibly imagine. 292 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,160 And I'll never forgive you for asking me to return to the person 293 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,880 I worked very hard to leave behind. 294 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,000 - Saskia, it doesn't... - Fucking dig, Sarah K! 295 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,520 Move your fat ass! 296 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,800 The deadline stands. 297 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,680 [mysterious music playing] 298 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,640 Oh, fuck. 299 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,240 Fuck, fuck fuck! 300 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,760 Mmm... 301 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,080 Motherfucker. 302 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,760 Don't look at me like that. 303 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,840 Didn't know what I was doing. 304 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,400 [Genevieve] Sandy! 305 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,600 Sandy! 306 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,840 [insect buzzing] 307 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,520 Sandy! 308 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,120 Sandy! 309 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,960 [stomach gurgling] 310 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,480 Oh, no. [farts] 311 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,720 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 312 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,600 [whimpering] 313 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:30,040 [♪ Kasabian: "Shoot the Runner"] 314 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,040 [exclaims] 315 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,040 [gurgling] 316 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,480 [retches] 317 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,960 [screams] No! 318 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,400 I'll have a strawberry milk and a meat pie, please. 319 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,000 [laughs] 320 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,840 Seriously. 321 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:17,000 Just give us a shred, a nibble, anything to help us focus. 322 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,080 Please don't ask me, okay? I can't give you anything. 323 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,440 - Saskia's orders. - Come on, Teresa. 324 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,840 She's given us an impossible task. 325 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,600 No, you don't understand, okay? 326 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,640 Saskia said if you came to demand food, the entire class, not just the nerds, 327 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,080 would go without rations until electricity was created. 328 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,360 That fucking bitch. 329 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,360 Yeah, so... 330 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,960 You were never here. We never had this conversation. 331 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,320 [sighs] Yeah. 332 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,240 Amelia. [clears throat] 333 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,280 I have been curious about that secret stash 334 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,080 of junk food we used to keep in the boarding school manhole. 335 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:02,800 According to my little cousin, the tradition still stands. 336 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,840 [♪ Wolfmother: "Woman"] 337 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,720 - [growls] - [screams] 338 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,000 Oh, shit! 339 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,160 [growling] 340 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,000 Oh! 341 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:28,760 Uh... 342 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,040 Need some help up there? 343 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,960 No, I'm good. I, uh... 344 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,040 I'm doing fine. 345 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,960 Yeah. Totally fine. 346 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,800 Amelia, do you think maybe we should just talk about this? 347 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,880 Because the last time I saw you, you just ditched me at lunch for Danny. 348 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,280 No. No, I'm good. Yeah. 349 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,680 So, um... 350 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,680 Yeah, you can go. 351 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,800 Cool. 352 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,640 Cool, cool, cool. 353 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,560 Fuck. 354 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,080 [growling] 355 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,800 Oh, fuck, shit. 356 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,160 [breathing heavily] 357 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,440 Dear God, I know I haven't prayed since the last election, 358 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,160 and you didn't really come through anyway, 359 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,520 but, please, help me take a shit at school. 360 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:18,960 I beg of you. 361 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,160 [water dripping] 362 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,720 [mysterious music playing] 363 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,720 Oh! Thank you, God. 364 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,240 Thank you. 365 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,680 [sighs in relief] 366 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:06,960 Amen! 367 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,080 [groans] 368 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,800 Uh... 369 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,760 No. It's got to be deeper. 370 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,280 At least one and a half Tegans. 371 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,880 I'm fucking Megan. 372 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,400 Zoe. Hey, Zoe. Uh... 373 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,320 I'm happy to be a gronk, but I think I could be more useful to the nerds. 374 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,320 You know, given that I work... 375 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,760 Yeah, I can't talk right now, Forgettable Laura. 376 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,560 - Yeah. - Hey, what's going on? 377 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,800 Um, so the PR strategy has been planted, if you will. 378 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,800 But while I was out there, I found some communication of the very real variety. 379 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,680 Okay. Enough of the corporate babble. What are you trying to say? 380 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,000 I found a broken fucking oar, Saskia. 381 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,560 And if the oar couldn't survive, how could Sandy? 382 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,320 - We fucking killed her. - Don't you mean you killed her? 383 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:52,640 Stop with your gaslighting bullshit, okay? We both know what we both did. 384 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,240 Come on, you know you're dispensable, right? 385 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,680 Or at least that much was clear when you nearly fell in the fucking sinkhole 386 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,240 and no one tried to save you. 387 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,000 Do you not feel bad about Sandy at all? 388 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,520 You've got no idea. 389 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,280 [Megan screams] 390 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,440 [Saskia] Great work, ladies! 391 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,480 Pop her in the next one and let's get it going. 392 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,040 Disappear that oar or take the hit alone 393 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,320 because this class will not survive without me leading it. 394 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,720 Finish Sandy's story and start telling anyone who asks 395 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,240 that, no, you can't help them. 396 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,480 Got it? 397 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,960 Hey, Zoe, about the job allocation... 398 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,160 Get the fuck back to work, Forgettable Laura. 399 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,280 Okay. 400 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,640 [♪ Vampire Weekend: "A-Punk"] 401 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,240 - [all exclaiming] - That is a fiery pickle juice. 402 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,800 - What the hell are you doing? - Flame-grilled rat. 403 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,800 It'll be finger-licking good. 404 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,960 [Amelia] Don't eat that. 405 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,560 Oh, shit! 406 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,560 [Tegan] No. No, no, not the brows. 407 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,800 No, no, no, no, don't cry. Don't cry. Please don't cry. 408 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,280 Save it for emotional release hour. 409 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,440 [Zoe] Okay. Just like hiding a book in a library, Zo-Zo. 410 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,160 Oars belong on boats. 411 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,040 Nothing weird about this. 412 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,080 Hi. 413 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,080 I... Oh, God, for God's sake. Um... 414 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,520 [clears throat] I do need your help. 415 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,720 Saskia is starving out the nerds, and it's really dangerous, so, um... 416 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:39,080 Can you... Can you ask her to let up, please? 417 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,480 Uh... 418 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,040 I'm... 419 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,160 I'm sorry, I can't. 420 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,320 Why? 421 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,880 Because... 422 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,240 - I just can't. - Because Saskia said so. 423 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,280 [grunts] 424 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,720 Fucking hell. 425 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,720 Did you seriously just punch me in the tit? 426 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:11,040 Yeah. I did. All right, Zoe? Because all you do is look out for you, 427 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,920 all right? You're fucking selfish. 428 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,760 - You always have been. - Selfish? 429 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,720 I'm building you a fucking boat. How am I selfish? 430 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,600 I never asked for a boat. 431 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,160 No, of course you didn't. 432 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,040 You never ask for anything, do you? You just fucking martyr yourself. 433 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,200 I take responsibility for myself, okay? 434 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,760 I don't hide behind other people. 435 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,200 [Zoe] Oh, my God. 436 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,080 So I was friends with Saskia. Get over it. 437 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,240 You were fucking glued to Danny. 438 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,200 Like, sorry that I decided to go and make other friends, 439 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,120 so I didn't have to third-wheel it with you and your horndog gardener. 440 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,720 Zoe, we weren't even hanging out when I left. 441 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,880 [Amelia] You were so done with me by that point... 442 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,560 [Zoe] Oh, my God. Bullshit. Bullshit. 443 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,200 I would get home every single day from school, 444 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,920 and I would fucking star-69 to see if you'd called, and you never had. 445 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,880 I tried, Amelia, okay? 446 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,920 And at some point you're going to have to stop blaming me 447 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,360 for whatever happened to us. 448 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,160 There is no us, Zoe. 449 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,760 There is no us. People drift apart. People outgrow each other. 450 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,960 We don't have to hold each other hostage over "best friends forever" bracelets. 451 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,360 Yeah, no, for sure, 'cause you're not holding onto anything, are you? 452 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,000 No, of course not. Because otherwise you would just 453 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,680 fucking come out and say it, that Danny knocked you up. 454 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,400 Is that it? Or your parents went broke 455 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,880 and they had to pull you out of school, or what? 456 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:27,040 What? You got expelled for plagiarism or for fucking a staff member? 457 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,000 I mean, what the fuck was it? 458 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:38,360 Okay, fine. Well, listen, until you can swallow your fucking pride 459 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:43,160 and tell me what it is that I apparently did wrong ten fucking years ago, 460 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,320 I'm just going to have to assume that it's totally unimportant. 461 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,960 In fact, knowing you, it's probably petty as fuck. 462 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,320 Fuck this. 463 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,520 Let's just stay the hell away from each other, okay? 464 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,880 - Yeah. Fine. - And get out from under Saskia, 465 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,160 for all of our sakes. 466 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,200 Fucking hell. 467 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:18,280 Would you like a super arch, or maybe something a little bit more standard? 468 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,280 I spent a lot of money on these brows, so if you could just keep pretty much 469 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,960 to their natural shape, that would be good. 470 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,280 [Renee] Duly noted. 471 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,440 Where's Tegan? 472 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,120 I don't know. She just said she hadn't been this long 473 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,000 without Megan before, and then she just bailed. 474 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,120 Friendship's weird, I know. 475 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,920 [Renee] So, what do you got? 476 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,200 KFC? Oh, sushi? 477 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,400 Halal snack pack, maybe? 478 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,760 [Phoebe] Pretty sure she doesn't have anything. 479 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,680 Can you put this down? 480 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,600 - [Renee] I'm hungry. - [Phoebe] I know. So am I. 481 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,320 I want that rat. 482 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,680 [sighs] 483 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,720 Fried rat. 484 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,120 [crying quietly] 485 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,760 - [Renee] Amelia? - [sniffles] 486 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,080 Um, you okay? 487 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,600 [sniffling] 488 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,320 I'm sorry, guys. I just... 489 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,520 Saskia's given us an ultimatum, 490 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,280 and we're not gonna eat until we create electricity. 491 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,320 I didn't want to pressure you with fucked-up threats, but... 492 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,640 I've looked high and low, and there's no food anywhere. 493 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,080 Okay, um... 494 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,440 - Okay. - I'll start here. 495 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,200 Yeah, we got this. Don't worry about it. 496 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,080 Remember I said, power equals I squared R, so... Okay. 497 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,640 - [Renee] Yeah. - [Phoebe] Yeah. 498 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,040 [all] Ooh! 499 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,200 Let there be light. 500 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:57,440 Let's hear it for the Innovation and Research team. 501 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,760 [all cheering] 502 00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,720 You guys! 503 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,920 I knew you could do it. Told you. 504 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,560 And also for our gronks. 505 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,120 I mean, Infrastructure team. 506 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,960 We have managed to assemble a shit-ton of shit boxes. 507 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,040 So there's no excuse for bush poos any more. 508 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,400 Come on, ladies. We fucking built electricity today. 509 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,440 We are better than bush poos, aren't we? 510 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,480 This is disgusting. 511 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,680 Guys, we've got a fucking stigmata situation. 512 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,720 Yeah. We were down by the water's edge, 513 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,000 - looking for mushrooms so that... - For food. 514 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,800 - Obviously. - Obviously. 515 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:32,080 [Tegan] But, no, we stumbled across Mother Maz dawg here with a note for us. 516 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,840 This place is haunted as fuck. 517 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,720 Like, we're pretty sure we also saw Sister Bicky's ghost 518 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,640 doing calisthenics on the oval. 519 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,320 Yeah, because we definitely did not find mushrooms. 520 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,960 Uh, show me that. 521 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,360 [mysterious music playing] 522 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,800 [paper rustling] 523 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,800 "Dear bitches." 524 00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,440 That's rude. 525 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,960 "Please don't be mad. I've left. 526 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,920 I realised I couldn't live without Constable. 527 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,560 And once I found my D'Amiré, I knew I had to bail on this dump 528 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,120 to try getting back to the US. 529 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,760 I've taken a rowboat. 530 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,960 Soz if you needed it, but I needed it more. Sandy." 531 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,320 [scoffs] Wow. 532 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,320 Well, I guess we can stop looking. 533 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,120 Sandy is gone. 534 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,480 [sarcastically] Oh, no, anyone but Sandy. 535 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,800 [Saskia] Zoe, would you like to add anything as SRC rep? 536 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,680 [Zoe] Uh... 537 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,880 Yeah. Just... 538 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,520 that, um... 539 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,840 I think I speak for all of us 540 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,120 when I say, "To Sandy." 541 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,560 Safe voyage home, Sandy. 542 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,000 [all] To Sandy. 543 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:58,000 And to Sister Bicky, who said that this group would never amount to anything. 544 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:03,520 So, with the utmost disrespect, I say, go fuck yourself, Bicky! 545 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,360 - [all toasting] - [woman] Fuck you, you fucking bitch! 546 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,880 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 547 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:14,160 - ♪ Ridge Heights ladies standing proud ♪ - [Phoebe] Oh, no. 548 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:18,400 [others join in] ♪ We make such a clever crowd ♪ 549 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,840 ♪ Conscientious and polite ♪ 550 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,520 What was it that you wanted to say to me earlier, Forgettable Laura? 551 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,760 Oh. 552 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,360 - You know, only that I work as... - Actually, one second. 553 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,600 An electrical engineer. 554 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,840 [singing continues] 555 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,840 [♪ Missy Higgins: "The Special Two"] 556 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,760 [Tegan] Breathe in. 557 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,480 Breathe out. 558 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,480 [coughs, laughs] 559 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,800 [sighs] 560 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,000 [crying] 561 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,520 [oar thumps] 562 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,760 You said it yourself, Sas. 563 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,600 Sandy would never go anywhere without her bag. 564 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,800 [closing music playing]