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同學會求生記

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-珊蒂!
-珊蒂!

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珊蒂,妳在哪裡?

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天啊,佐伊,夠了,小聲一點

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抱歉我的演技不好,無法很自然地

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尋找一個我們明知不在這裡的人

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我有發現了!

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糞便,人類糞便

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珊蒂肯定躲在學校的某個地方

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然後到這邊來解便

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不好意思,佩佩

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水管阻塞後,我們都來這裡解便

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等等,不然妳都去哪?

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天啊,她還沒有便便

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-這邊搜完了
-沒錯

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套一句Youtube上
那個蘇格蘭媽媽的話,"噁心"

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尋找珊蒂到此為止
我們還有更重要的事,比如廁所

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不行

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如果我們在一週內就捨棄人性
放棄自己人

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那我們還不如吃人

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她在說什麼?

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佩佩,我們已經找一星期了

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妳也聽到珊蒂說的,她討厭這裡

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一艘划艇不見了

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我們找不到她的包包

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我們知道她絕對不會丟下她的包包

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還有這堆便便

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-但我們需要...
-我們需要

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修復無線電
找出哪些漿果可以食用

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想辦法在子宮環腐爛前
從我們的子宮取出來

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我們必須提前開始計劃

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也就是在這裡找出生存之道

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長久生活下去

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沒關係,我知道大家擔心珊蒂
我相信她沒事

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說不定就快找到康斯特伯了

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我們不是擔心珊蒂

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是擔心我們的家人

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-和朋友
-我們的煙槍

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如果現在只想著生存
不就等於放棄了嗎?

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沒錯

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這就是為什麼我反對停止尋找珊蒂

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因為我不願意相信

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外面沒有人在找我們

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一定有人在找我們

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對吧?

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這種事很難接受,我懂

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我們不應該沒事的

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所以從現在開始

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我要設一個強制釋放情緒的時間

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課後留校室

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做什麼都可以,幫助自己克服痛苦

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擔憂和悲傷

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因為我們無法為這種事做好準備

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不管是冥想、藥物或自我護理都一樣

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吸氣

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所以給自己一段崩潰的時間

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呼氣

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一天一個小時

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我鼓勵妳們哭泣、嗚咽

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對月亮大叫,怎樣都行

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我們會振作起來的

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我們要發揮所有力量
直到我們掌握基本的資源

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食物、水、汙水系統和電力

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有人

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千萬不要低估回到這裡的痛苦

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我們在青少年時期的包袱全都浮現

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現在我們跟一群
曾經很親近的人困在一起

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直到男人、工作和岔路
讓我們漸行漸遠

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皇家艾米莉亞

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所以為了大家著想
克服妳的情緒,發洩出來

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不這樣做的話

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我向妳們保證,我們絕對撐不下去

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這很難說出口,艾米莉亞

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我不認為妳會回學校就讀

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妳父親已經安排妳

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搭下午三點的火車回家

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我會派一個女孩幫妳收拾宿舍

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派佐伊來幫妳,好嗎?

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我們不再是朋友了

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妳有什麼獨特的特質
能為生存做出貢獻?

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我一開始是小兒科,因為我喜歡小孩

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後來我立刻被提拔到急診室

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"立刻"的醫學術語代表很快

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比如"我要立刻吃午餐"

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開玩笑的

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說真的,快要午餐了還是...

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-妳以前資優生,對吧?
-對

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我還擁有總額1700 萬的 多元加密投資組合

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但現在豆類的交易價格創歷史新高

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我要大賺一筆

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-我做了很多年的...
-特蕾莎!

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我現在想喝茶,妳能幫我準備嗎?

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學生會長、班長

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制服委員會的學生代表

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如果不是我
我們永遠沒辦法在冬天戴貝蕾帽

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所以妳把這些印出來,帶去同學會?

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妳在什麼行業工作?

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行銷業

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很好

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啤酒,我專門釀造啤酒

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那妳一定懂化學

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我知道不能把啤酒
放進氣泡水機增加氣泡

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除非妳想讓啤酒噴出窗戶

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如先前所說,我在...

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太燙了,特蕾莎,太燙了

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這就是練一萬小時的成果

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澳洲交響樂團第三交椅,就這樣?

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我種植...

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花生

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別擔心,艾米莉亞

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我對妳有宏偉的計畫

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聽好了,妳們被分為兩組

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右邊是艾米莉亞領導的研發部

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她們的任務
是在今晚之前找出發電的方法

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-不
-在樓梯上

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是基礎建設部

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妳們要挖無沖水式廁所

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天啊

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照書呆子和笨蛋分組就對了

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今晚我也要挖廁所才能吃飯

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特蕾莎一樣負責食物
佐伊是學生代表

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-特權延續
-混蛋

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如果對分組有疑問或異議

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我說過了,佐伊是學生代表

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可以跟她說

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對,盡量找我

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我有個問題

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這所學校一天能供養八百個女孩

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為什麼一週後
我們只剩米飯可以吃?

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對,我附議

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-誰要附議?
-我!

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妳要怎麼讓餓扁的女人

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不會被餓死,佐伊?

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那是問題嗎?聽起來像評語

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為何她有特別待遇?
是她害我們被困在這裡

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應該說是妳害的

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上週用光發電機的電
為了幫妳的筆電充電

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-書呆子
-泰根

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昨晚我看到妳
從不起眼的麗莎碗裡偷飯

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是健忘的蘿拉

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-什麼?
-瑞妮

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我知道妳藏一個月經杯
我們都用得到

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對不起

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-佐伊
-我沒有...

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可以了,大家都知道了

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很好

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我知道妳們都餓了
但我看到大家的長處

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如果有一群女性能成功活下來
肯定是我們

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我們開始幹活吧

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不!

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不行

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我不能容許別人認為我是笨蛋

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我拒絕挖廁所

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去妳的分組

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我要去找珊蒂

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"他只要尋找,就會找得到"

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我曾遊說把「他」改成「她」
但翻譯就失真了

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看來昨晚有人沒有成功釋放情緒

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什麼?

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就是她還沒成功解便

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說得好

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聽著,珊蒂的事該落幕了

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我要妳去說服潔娜芙

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珊蒂因為狗狗不在身邊
所以感到失落

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她找到包包後就跑了
就這樣,明白嗎?

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-怎麼做?
-"莎絲姬亞,我知道了"

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謝謝

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卡桑德拉"珊蒂"
庫珀里德17歲

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"親愛的大家

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"我已經回...

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"美國了"

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妳好

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妳在做什麼?

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需要幫忙嗎?

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杜威十進制?

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解剖學第612頁有老二的圖片

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別問我怎麼知道的

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不用了,我很好

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妳可以回去繼續裝忙

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我的職責是給予協助

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這本對妳有點難,不覺得嗎?

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好...

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如果需要什麼,我就在這裡

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就跟籃網球一樣

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如果需要邊路防守
開玩笑的,我們從沒拿到球

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妳要去哪?

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佐伊

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我不該找妳幫忙的

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什麼?

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-妳好
-妳好

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我只是...

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要去福利社嗎?

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-艾米,要去嗎?
-不了,謝謝

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如果不介意等一下...

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小佐,走吧

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佐伊,我想跟妳...

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小佐,快一點

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艾米莉亞,一起去吧

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我們好久沒在一起混了

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不了,妳們去吧

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我要去找丹尼

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看吧,她沒時間陪妳

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我需要一點幫忙

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妳以前在夢中也背得出來

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一閃一閃亮晶晶

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電功率等於I平方R

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“I”是冰淇淋

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“R”是《料理鼠王》之類的

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我無法思考,我太餓了

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抱歉

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各位,那隻老鼠
看起來是不是很好吃?

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我想來點炸老鼠

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我也是

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醫生,那個黃色的東西是什麼?

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我嗎?

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那是泡菜汁

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我以為是福馬林

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那是常見的誤解,菲比

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現在不用福馬林了

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-現在全用有機的
-各位!

221
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,400
拜託幫我解決這個問題

222
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,240
肚子裡才一點米飯
要我們怎麼集中注意力?

223
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:13,480
我好餓,以前上學的時候

224
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,920
至少有能量飲料、手指麵包

225
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,840
-別再提起手指麵包了
-炒麵

226
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,440
維吉麥捲

227
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,240
-冰棒,長冰棒
-對

228
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,160
好...我知道了

229
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,720
我去找點吃的

230
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,200
拜託妳們

231
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:31,960
動動腦好嗎?

232
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,000
太好了

233
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,280
妳們做得很好

234
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:40,680
這是標準,各位,我要妳們比照...

235
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,160
她挖的洞

236
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,240
莎拉K,我知道妳的力氣不只這樣

237
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,920
做得好

238
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:51,480
那女人是要挖洞
還是拿著鏟子到處嘴砲?

239
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,480
她怎麼這麼好看?

240
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:56,680
我在寄宿生的衣櫃
都找不到合適的衣服

241
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,840
珊蒂!

242
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,040
珊蒂!

243
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,080
我認為今晚之前找不到解法

244
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:10,280
我們都把學的都還給老師了

245
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,640
而且餓到無法集中注意力

246
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,320
好,慢慢來

247
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,880
別忘了,發不了電
妳們那隊就不能吃東西

248
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,080
什麼?

249
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,200
莎絲姬亞,這樣沒辦法激勵大家

250
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,680
透過威脅和最後通牒?

251
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,720
艾米莉亞,這就是我的領導方式

252
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:32,560
是妳要我出來領導大家的

253
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,840
妳叫我別想太多
我們只是需要一個壞人

254
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,400
所以我現在就當壞人

255
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,840
妳要怎麼領導都可以

256
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,880
但我不會威脅我的隊員

257
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:44,920
艾米莉亞,等一下

258
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,200
我看到妳在吃藥

259
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,080
我不知道是什麼把妳搞得這麼糟糕

260
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:56,280
但這所學校以妳無法想像的方式
把我搞砸了

261
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,600
我永遠不會原諒妳

262
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,440
要我恢復成
我極力想擺脫的樣子

263
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,000
-莎絲姬亞...
-快挖,莎拉K!

264
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,520
不要停下來!

265
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,800
截止期限不變

266
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該死

267
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,240
該死...

268
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,200
可惡

269
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,000
不要那樣看我

270
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,360
我不知道自己在做什麼

271
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珊蒂!

272
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,920
珊蒂!

273
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,520
珊蒂!

274
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,160
珊蒂!

275
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糟了

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糟了...

277
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,960
不!

278
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,320
請給我草莓牛奶和肉餡餅

279
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,840
我認真的

280
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:16,920
給我們一點食物,什麼都好
幫助集中注意力

281
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,080
別來問我,我什麼都不能給

282
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,600
-是莎絲姬亞的命令
-拜託,特蕾莎

283
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,840
她給我們不可能的任務

284
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,600
妳不明白,好嗎?

285
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,400
莎絲姬亞說如果妳要食物

286
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,680
整個班級,不僅是書呆子

287
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,960
在沒有電前,都不能吃東西

288
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,360
那個混帳

289
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,800
對,所以...

290
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,960
妳沒來過,我們也沒對話過

291
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,280
好

292
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,240
艾米莉亞

293
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,280
我一直很好奇以前我們在寄宿學校

294
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,960
藏垃圾食物的祕密地點

295
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:02,800
據我的小表妹說,那個傳統依然存在

296
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,000
該死!

297
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,280
需要幫忙嗎?

298
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,960
不用了,我很好

299
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,280
我沒事

300
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,960
好得不得了

301
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,800
艾米莉亞,我想跟妳談談

302
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,880
最後一次見到妳時
妳為了丹尼而不陪我

303
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,280
不...我沒事

304
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,680
所以...

305
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,680
妳可以走了

306
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,800
好

307
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,640
那就好...

308
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,560
該死

309
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,800
該死

310
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,440
親愛的上帝,我知道上次選舉後
我就沒有祈禱了

311
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,200
祢也沒有顯神蹟

312
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,800
拜託,幫我找到拉屎的地方

313
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,000
求求祢

314
00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,720
感謝上帝

315
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,320
謝謝祢

316
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:06,960
阿門!

317
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,280
還要再深一點,至少一個半的泰根

318
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,880
我是梅根

319
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,000
佐伊

320
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,320
我很高興當笨蛋
但我在書呆子會更有用

321
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,760
-因為我做過...
-現在沒空說話

322
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,560
-好
-怎麼了?

323
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,800
我照妳說的,執行公關策略

324
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,800
我在外面的時候發現件嚴重的事

325
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,680
妳想說什麼?

326
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,000
我發現一個破槳,莎絲姬亞

327
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,560
如果槳都壞了,珊蒂怎麼活得下去?

328
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,320
-我們殺了她
-妳是說妳殺了她?

329
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:52,640
別再胡說八道了
我們都知道我們做了什麼

330
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,800
妳知道妳是可有可無的吧?

331
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,680
妳差點掉進天坑的時候就很明顯了

332
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,320
沒有人試圖救妳

333
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,680
妳對珊蒂一點都不感到內疚嗎?

334
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,520
妳根本不知道

335
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,440
做得好

336
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,960
把她放進下一個,繼續挖

337
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,040
丟掉那隻槳,或是獨自承受責任

338
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,320
因為沒有我,我們活不下去

339
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,720
想好珊蒂失蹤的說法
然後開始告訴大家

340
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,240
不,妳幫不了她們

341
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,680
明白嗎?

342
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,960
佐伊,關於工作分配

343
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,160
回去幹活,健忘蘿拉

344
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,280
好

345
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,640
這個泡菜汁真容易著火

346
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,800
-妳們在做什麼?
-火烤老鼠

347
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,920
肯定很好吃

348
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,920
不要吃那個

349
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,560
該死

350
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,800
不...我的眉毛

351
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,800
別哭,不要哭

352
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,280
等到情緒釋放時間再哭

353
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,400
好,就像在圖書館藏書一樣

354
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,320
槳跟船放一起

355
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,160
這很正常

356
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,080
妳好

357
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,080
我...天啊

358
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,520
我需要妳的幫忙

359
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,920
莎絲姬亞讓書呆子挨餓,這樣很危險

360
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:39,080
妳能叫她放手嗎?

361
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,040
這...

362
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,160
對不起,我沒辦法

363
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,320
為什麼?

364
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,880
因為...

365
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,320
-我就是辦不到
-因為莎絲姬亞說了算

366
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,920
他媽的!

367
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,720
妳真的揍我的胸部?

368
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:11,560
對,因為妳只想到妳自己

369
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,920
妳真是太自私了

370
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,000
-妳一直都是
-自私?

371
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,720
我在幫妳造船,我怎麼會自私?

372
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,600
我沒說我想要船

373
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,160
當然沒有

374
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,320
妳從不要求任何東西
犧牲小我就對了

375
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:29,760
我對自己負責,好嗎?
我不會躲在別人後面

376
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,200
天啊

377
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,080
我跟莎絲姬亞是朋友,別再吃醋了

378
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,240
妳整天跟丹尼黏在一起

379
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,200
抱歉我決定跟別人交朋友

380
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,120
我才不用當妳跟園丁的電燈泡

381
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,720
佐伊,我離開前
我們根本沒有在一起混

382
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,880
妳那時早就不理我了

383
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,560
天啊,胡說

384
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,200
我每次放學回家

385
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,920
都有查看妳有沒有打電話
但妳從來沒有打

386
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,120
我努力過了,艾米莉亞

387
00:22:56,120 --> 00:23:00,360
妳不應該繼續怪我
我們之間發生的事

388
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,160
沒有我們,佐伊

389
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,760
人們漸行漸遠,逐漸遠離彼此

390
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,960
我們不用永遠抓著好友的頭銜不放

391
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,360
妳最灑脫了,對吧?

392
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,000
不然妳就會

393
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,360
勇敢說出來,丹尼讓妳懷孕

394
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,400
是這樣嗎?還是妳父母破產了

395
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,880
他們不得不讓妳休學?還是別的?

396
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:27,040
妳是抄襲被退學,還是跟職員上床?

397
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,000
到底是什麼原因?

398
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:38,360
好吧,在妳能放下妳的自尊前

399
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:43,240
告訴我十年前我到底做錯了什麼

400
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,320
不然我以為是不重要的小事

401
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,320
就我對妳的了解,可能只是小事

402
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,320
算了

403
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,640
我們還是離彼此遠一點吧

404
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,880
-好
-別再躲在莎絲姬亞身後了

405
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,280
為了所有人著想

406
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,200
可惡

407
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:18,280
妳想要大拱形,還是標準形狀?

408
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,960
我在眉毛上花了很多錢
所以請幫我維持原本的形狀

409
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,280
沒問題

410
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,440
泰根去哪了?

411
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:30,600
不知道,她說她不習慣梅根不在
然後就跑了

412
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,120
友情真奇怪

413
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,920
妳找到什麼?

414
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,440
肯德基?壽司?

415
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,400
清真點心?

416
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,000
她一定什麼都沒找到

417
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,680
把這個畫完好嗎?

418
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,600
-我餓了
-我也是

419
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,320
我想吃那隻老鼠

420
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:52,720
炸老鼠

421
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,760
艾米莉亞?

422
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,080
妳沒事吧?

423
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,320
對不起,我只是...

424
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,520
莎絲姬亞給我們最後通牒

425
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,280
發不出電,我們就不能吃東西

426
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,520
我不想用威脅施加壓力,但...

427
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:32,320
我四處找,但都沒有食物

428
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,520
好

429
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,440
-好
-我從這裡開始

430
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,200
我們可以的,別擔心

431
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,080
我說過了,電功率等於I平方R

432
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,640
-對
-對

433
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,200
有燈光了

434
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:57,440
大家為研發部歡呼一下

435
00:25:58,840 --> 00:25:59,720
太好了

436
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,920
我就知道妳辦得到

437
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,560
還有笨蛋隊

438
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,000
我是說基礎建設隊

439
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,960
我們今天挖了很多屎坑

440
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,040
就不用再去叢林解便了

441
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,400
今天我們造出電力

442
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,440
所以別再去叢林大號了

443
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,480
真噁心

444
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,680
各位,有狀況了

445
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,720
我們在水邊

446
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,360
-尋找蘑菇...
-尋找食物

447
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,760
-當然是食物
-當然是食物

448
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:32,080
我們偶然發現聖像上有一張紙條

449
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,840
這個地方鬧鬼鬧很兇

450
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,720
我們很確定還看到比奇修女的鬼魂

451
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,640
在橢圓球場做體操

452
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,320
因為我們沒有找到蘑菇

453
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:45,960
給我看看

454
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,800
"親愛的婊子們"

455
00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,440
真失禮

456
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,920
"請別生氣,我已經離開了

457
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,920
"我意識到沒有康斯特伯
我活不下去

458
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,560
"我找到我的包包後
我知道我必須離開這裡

459
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,120
"找方法回去美國

460
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,760
"我帶走一艘划艇

461
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,960
"抱歉如果妳們也需要
但我更需要,珊蒂"

462
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,480
看來不用找了

463
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,120
珊蒂離開了

464
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,440
不,竟然是珊蒂

465
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,800
佐伊,作為學生代表
妳有話要說嗎?

466
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,880
我只是...

467
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,520
想說...

468
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,000
我想我代表所有人

469
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,120
我想說,"敬珊蒂"

470
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,760
平安回家,珊蒂

471
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,000
-敬珊蒂
-乾杯!

472
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:58,000
還有比奇修女
她說這群人肯定一事無成

473
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:03,520
我以最崇高的不敬,跟她說
"去妳的,比奇!"

474
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,360
去妳的,比奇!

475
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:14,160
嶺高地女孩昂首挺胸

476
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:18,400
我們是聰明的一群人

477
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,840
認真有禮貌

478
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,760
妳之前想跟我說什麼?

479
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,360
-我想說我的工作是...
-等一下

480
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,000
電氣工程師

481
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,760
吸氣

482
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,720
呼氣

483
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,680
福馬林

484
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,840
{\an8}我意識到...

485
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,760
妳自己說過,莎絲

486
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,680
沒有她的包,珊蒂哪都不會去

487
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,800
達米兒牌

488
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,200
字幕翻譯: 曾湘芸

489
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,280
創意監督 謝慧霓