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Sandy!
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Sandy, where are you?
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Jesus Christ, Zoe.
You're chewing on the furniture.
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Why don't you just bring it down a little?
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Oh, I'm sorry that I didn't brush up
on my Stanislavski to convincingly search
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for somebody that we know
isn't fucking here.
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I found something!
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Feces, human feces.
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Sandy must be hiding out
somewhere in the school,
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then coming down here to go number two.
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Sorry to break it to you, Pepé,
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but this is where we've all been going
number two since the plumbing died.
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Wait. Where have you been going?
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Oh, my God, she hasn't.
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- Okay, I think we're done here.
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Absolutely.
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In the words of that Scottish mother
from YouTube, disgusting!
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No, I mean, I think we're done
looking for Sandy.
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Obviously, we have bigger priorities now,
like fucking toilets.
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No way.
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If we're willing to abandon our humanity
one week in to give up on one of our own,
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then we might as well skip
straight to eating someone.
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- What the fuck?
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But, Pepé,
we've been looking for a whole week.
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And you heard Sandy.
She fucking hated it here.
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A row boat is missing.
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We can't find her bag.
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And we all know she'd never
leave without her fucking bag, right?
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Yeah, and also all the poos
are accounted for.
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- But we need to...
- We need to get the radio working.
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Figure out which berries are safe to eat.
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Find a way to get all of our IUDs out
before they rot away in our uteruses.
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We need to start planning ahead,
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and that means finding a way
to live up here.
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Permanently.
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, it's okay.
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I know we're worried about Sandy,
but I'm sure she's fine.
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Halfway to being reunited
with Constable by now.
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We're not worried about Sandy, okay?
We're worried about our family
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- and our friends and...
- Our bongs.
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If we just start focusing on survival now,
aren't we just giving up on everyone?
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Exactly.
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And that is why I, for one,
refuse to stop looking for Sandy,
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because I, for one, refuse to believe
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that no one else is out there
looking for us, too.
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I mean, they have to be.
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Right?
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Look, this shit is hard. I get it.
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We're not meant to be okay.
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Which is why, starting now,
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I'm introducing a mandatory
emotional release hour.
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Do whatever you need to do
to work through the pain
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and the worry and the grief.
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Because nothing could have
prepared us for this.
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No amount of meditation
or medication or self-care.
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- [Tegan] Breathe in.
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So, please, just give yourself
permission to fall apart...
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- Breathe out.
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...for one whole hour a day.
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I'm urging you to cry,
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sob, howl at the moon. I don't care.
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We will get our shit together.
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We'll deploy all our strengths
until we master the basics
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of food, water, plumbing and power.
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Occupied.
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But don't for a second
underestimate the pain of being back here.
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All our teenage baggage
has floated to the surface,
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and now we're stuck
with the people we thought
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we'd know forever
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until, you know, boys and jobs and
forks in the road got in the way.
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So, for all our sakes,
get over your shit and let it out,
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because if we don't,
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I promise you, we'll never survive this.
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This is a very
difficult situation, Amelia.
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I don't imagine you'll be
returning to the school.
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Your father has arranged for you
to return home to the property
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on the 3:00 p.m. train.
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I'll allow another girl
to help you pack up your dorm room.
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Zoe, perhaps?
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Oh.
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We're not really friends any more.
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So, what unique qualifications
can you bring to the survival effort?
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I actually started in paediatrics
because I love kids.
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And then I was promoted to the ER, stat.
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Stat, it's a medical term for "fast."
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As in, uh, "I need lunch, stat."
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Just kidding.
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But seriously, is lunch soon or...
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- You had ducks, correct?
- Yeah.
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I also had an investment portfolio
totalling 17 mil in diversified crypto.
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But now that legumes are trading
at an all-time high,
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I'm cashing in, baby. Fuck's sake.
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- I've worked for several years as a...
- Teresa!
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I could really go for a tea right now.
Could you grab me one?
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Caretaker school captain,
homeroom coordinator,
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uh, student delegate
to the Uniform Committee.
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If it weren't for me,
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this school would never have
brought back the winter berets.
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So you printed these off
and brought them to the reunion?
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And what industry did you work in?
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Marketing.
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Great.
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Beer. I made beer for living.
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Oh, so you must know some chemistry then.
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I know that you can't put a flat beer
in a SodaStream bottle
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and try to put bubbles back in it
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unless you want it to ricochet
out the window, Saskia.
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- As I was saying, I've worked as a...
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Too hot, Teresa. Too hot.
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And that's what 10,000 hours gets ya.
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Third chair in the
Australian Symphony Orchestra
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and not much else?
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I farm...
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peanuts.
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Don't worry, Amelia.
I've got big plans for you.
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All right, ladies, listen up.
You've been split into two groups.
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On the right, we have the Innovation
and Research Division, led by Amelia,
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and they will be tasked with finding a way
to generate electricity by tonight.
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- And on the stairs,
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we have the Infrastructure team.
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You guys are gonna be digging
long-drop toilets.
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What? Nerds and gronks, basically.
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Well, I'm going to be earning my bowl
of rice tonight by digging long-drops.
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And Teresa remains on food,
and Zoe is your student council rep.
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- "Too cools" privilege continues.
- Sluts.
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Guys, if you've got questions, suggestions
or concerns about your allocation,
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like I just said,
Zoe is your student council rep.
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You can take it up with her.
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Uh, uh...
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Yeah, hit me up, gal pals.
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Yeah, I got a quezzie.
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How is it that this school
feeds 800 girls a day,
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but after one week,
all we have left to eat is rice?
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- Yeah. What the fuck?
- I hardcore second that.
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- Who thirds it?
- Yo.
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How are you going to stop 100%
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of hungry bitches
from dying of starvation,
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Zoe?
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Is that a question?
It kind of sounds more like a comment.
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Yeah, how come she's getting
preferential treatment,
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even though it's her fault
that we're stuck here?
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Kind of like how it's your fault
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for draining the generators last week,
Phoebe, charging your little laptop.
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- Nerd.
- And, Tegan,
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I saw you sneak a spoonful of rice out
of Unremarkable Lisa's bowl last night.
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It's Forgettable Laura.
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- Sorry, what?
- And, Renee,
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I know you're hiding a menstrual cup
in there.
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We could all be using that.
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Sorry.
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- Zoe...
- Oh, I don't...
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I think, I think we're good.
I think we've got the message, Sas.
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Great.
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Look, I know that you're all hungry,
but I do see your strengths.
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And if there's a group of women
who can succeed at surviving, it's us.
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- So let's get to work, okay?
- Whoo!
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No! No, no, no.
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Under no circumstances
could I be considered a gronk.
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I refuse to dig long-drop toilets.
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Fuck your allocations.
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I'm looking for Sandy.
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"Qui quaerit, invenit."
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He who seeks, finds.
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I lobbied hard for the committee
to make it,
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"She who seeks finds,"
but it didn't translate as well.
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Sounds like somebody failed
to emotionally release last night.
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What?
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Like, as in she hasn't taken a shit yet.
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Oh, good one.
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Okay, look, Sandy's story needs an ending.
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I need you to convince Genevieve
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that Sandy was lost and bereft
without her mutt.
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She found her bag and she fucked off.
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End of story. You got it?
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- But how?
- "Yeah, Saskia, I've got it."
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Thank you.
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Dear bitches,
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have gone back...
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to States.
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Hi, mate.
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What you doing?
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Need any help with, um...
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Dewey Decimal System?
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612 is where you'll find pictures
of dicks in anatomy textbooks.
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- Don't ask me how I know that.
- Nope. I'm good.
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You can go back
to pretending to do something.
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My job is to help you, friend.
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Bit above your reading level,
don't you think?
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Cool, cool, cool. Uh...
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Well, I'm here if you need anything.
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Just like in netball.
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Here if you need wing defence.
JK, wing defence never got the ball.
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Hey, where are you going?
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Oh, Zoe.
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I shan't hold my breath for your help.
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Wait, what?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I was just...
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Tuck shop, anyone?
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- Yes. You wanna come?
- Oh. No, that's okay.
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But if you don't mind waiting...
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- a sec...
- Zo-Zo. Come on, let's go.
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Zoe, I really need to talk...
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Zo-Zo, let's go.
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Amelia, please come.
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We haven't hung out in ages.
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Uh, no. Go without me.
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I need to see Danny anyway.
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See?
She doesn't have time for you, Zoe.
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Guys, little help.
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Come on, Phoebe. You used to memorize
this shit in your sleep.
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Um...
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♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪
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♪ Power equals I squared R ♪
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And the "I" means ice cream.
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And the "R" is ratatouille or some shit.
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I can't think. I'm so fucking hungry.
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Soz.
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Guys, how good does that rat look?
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I could go some deep fried rat
right about now.
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Samesies.
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Doc, what's that yellow stuff?
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Oh! Me.
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Um...
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That's... It's pickle juice.
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I thought it was formaldehyde.
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Common misconception, Phoebe.
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Um, yeah, they, they phased out
the forda-del-dulcimide.
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- It's actually all organic now.
- Guys!
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Please, just help me work this out.
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But how are we supposed to focus with only
a few mouthfuls of rice in our bellies?
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I'm so hungry. At least when we were
cramming for school, like, we had, like,
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energy drinks and, like, finger buns.
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- Let's talk about finger buns.
- Burger Rings.
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- Vegemite scrolls.
- Vegemite scrolls.
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- Icy poles, the long ones.
- Yes.
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- Hello!
- Okay, okay. I get it. I get it.
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I will find us some food.
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Just, please...
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get to work?
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Yes, queens.
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You boss bitches go.
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All right. Now, this is the standard.
Everybody, I want you to look at, um...
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At her hole.
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Sarah K., come on,
I know you got more in you than that.
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Nice work, ladies.
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This bitch gonna actually dig or
just hold a shovel and say positive shit?
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Damn, why does she look so good?
249
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I couldn't find anything
in the boarders' wardrobes that fit.
250
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,800
Sandy!
251
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,560
Sandy!
252
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,080
I don't think we're gonna
have this cracked by tonight.
253
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:10,280
We're all pretty rusty
on the book learning front,
254
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,640
and we're just too hungry to focus.
255
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,040
Okay, take your time.
256
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,880
But just know, you and your team won't
be eating till you generate electricity.
257
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,080
What?
258
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,040
Saskia, that's no way
to motivate people, through...
259
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,680
threats and ultimatums?
260
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,720
Well, Amelia, this is how I lead.
261
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,880
And, if I recall correctly,
you were the one who so badly
262
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,560
wanted me back in this position.
263
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,360
"Don't overthink it," you said.
"We just need a bitch."
264
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,120
So here I am.
265
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,840
Run things how you want,
266
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,880
but I won't threaten my team
with starvation.
267
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:44,920
Amelia, wait.
268
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,200
I see you taking little pills.
269
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,080
Now, I have no idea
what fucked you up so badly,
270
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:55,960
but this school fucked me up in ways that
I don't think you could possibly imagine.
271
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,160
And I'll never forgive you
for asking me to return to the person
272
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,880
I worked very hard to leave behind.
273
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,000
- Saskia, it doesn't...
- Fucking dig, Sarah K!
274
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,520
Move your fat ass!
275
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,800
The deadline stands.
276
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,640
Oh, fuck.
277
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,240
Fuck, fuck fuck!
278
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,760
Mmm...
279
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,080
Motherfucker.
280
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,760
Don't look at me like that.
281
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,840
Didn't know what I was doing.
282
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,400
Sandy!
283
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,600
Sandy!
284
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,520
Sandy!
285
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,120
Sandy!
286
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,480
Oh, no.
287
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,720
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
288
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,960
No!
289
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,400
I'll have a strawberry milk
and a meat pie, please.
290
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,840
Seriously.
291
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:17,000
Just give us a shred, a nibble,
anything to help us focus.
292
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,080
Please don't ask me, okay?
I can't give you anything.
293
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,440
- Saskia's orders.
- Come on, Teresa.
294
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,840
She's given us an impossible task.
295
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,600
No, you don't understand, okay?
296
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,640
Saskia said if you came to demand food,
the entire class, not just the nerds,
297
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,080
would go without rations
until electricity was created.
298
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,360
That fucking bitch.
299
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,360
Yeah, so...
300
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,960
You were never here.
We never had this conversation.
301
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,320
Yeah.
302
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,240
Amelia.
303
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,280
I have been curious
about that secret stash
304
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,080
of junk food we used to keep
in the boarding school manhole.
305
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:02,800
According to my little cousin,
the tradition still stands.
306
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,000
Oh, shit!
307
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,000
Oh!
308
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:28,760
Uh...
309
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,040
Need some help up there?
310
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,960
No, I'm good. I, uh...
311
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,040
I'm doing fine.
312
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,960
Yeah. Totally fine.
313
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,800
Amelia, do you think
maybe we should just talk about this?
314
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,880
Because the last time I saw you,
you just ditched me at lunch for Danny.
315
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,280
No. No, I'm good. Yeah.
316
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,680
So, um...
317
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,680
Yeah, you can go.
318
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,800
Cool.
319
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,640
Cool, cool, cool.
320
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,560
Fuck.
321
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,800
Oh, fuck, shit.
322
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,440
Dear God, I know I haven't prayed
since the last election,
323
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,160
and you didn't really come through anyway,
324
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,520
but, please, help me
take a shit at school.
325
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:18,960
I beg of you.
326
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,720
Oh! Thank you, God.
327
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,240
Thank you.
328
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:06,960
Amen!
329
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,800
Uh...
330
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,760
No. It's got to be deeper.
331
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,280
At least one and a half Tegans.
332
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,880
I'm fucking Megan.
333
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,400
Zoe. Hey, Zoe. Uh...
334
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,320
I'm happy to be a gronk, but I think
I could be more useful to the nerds.
335
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,320
You know, given that I work...
336
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,760
Yeah, I can't talk right now,
Forgettable Laura.
337
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,560
- Yeah.
- Hey, what's going on?
338
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,800
Um, so the PR strategy has been planted,
if you will.
339
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,800
But while I was out there, I found some
communication of the very real variety.
340
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,680
Okay. Enough of the corporate babble.
What are you trying to say?
341
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,000
I found a broken fucking oar, Saskia.
342
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,560
And if the oar couldn't survive,
how could Sandy?
343
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,320
- We fucking killed her.
- Don't you mean you killed her?
344
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:52,640
Stop with your gaslighting bullshit, okay?
We both know what we both did.
345
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,240
Come on,
you know you're dispensable, right?
346
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,680
Or at least that much was clear when
you nearly fell in the fucking sinkhole
347
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,240
and no one tried to save you.
348
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,000
Do you not feel bad about Sandy at all?
349
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,520
You've got no idea.
350
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,440
Great work, ladies!
351
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,480
Pop her in the next one
and let's get it going.
352
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,040
Disappear that oar or take the hit alone
353
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,320
because this class will not survive
without me leading it.
354
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,720
Finish Sandy's story
and start telling anyone who asks
355
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,240
that, no, you can't help them.
356
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,480
Got it?
357
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,960
Hey, Zoe, about the job allocation...
358
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,160
Get the fuck back to work,
Forgettable Laura.
359
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,280
Okay.
360
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,240
- That is a fiery pickle juice.
361
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,800
- What the hell are you doing?
- Flame-grilled rat.
362
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,800
It'll be finger-licking good.
363
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,960
Don't eat that.
364
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,560
Oh, shit!
365
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,560
No. No, no, not the brows.
366
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,800
No, no, no, no, don't cry. Don't cry.
Please don't cry.
367
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,280
Save it for emotional release hour.
368
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,440
Okay. Just like hiding a book
in a library, Zo-Zo.
369
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,160
Oars belong on boats.
370
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,040
Nothing weird about this.
371
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,080
Hi.
372
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,080
I... Oh, God, for God's sake. Um...
373
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,520
I do need your help.
374
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,720
Saskia is starving out the nerds,
and it's really dangerous, so, um...
375
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:39,080
Can you...
Can you ask her to let up, please?
376
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,480
Uh...
377
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,040
I'm...
378
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,160
I'm sorry, I can't.
379
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,320
Why?
380
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,880
Because...
381
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,240
- I just can't.
- Because Saskia said so.
382
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,720
Fucking hell.
383
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,720
Did you seriously just punch me
in the tit?
384
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:11,040
Yeah. I did. All right, Zoe?
Because all you do is look out for you,
385
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,920
all right? You're fucking selfish.
386
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,760
- You always have been.
- Selfish?
387
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,720
I'm building you a fucking boat.
How am I selfish?
388
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,600
I never asked for a boat.
389
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,160
No, of course you didn't.
390
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,040
You never ask for anything, do you?
You just fucking martyr yourself.
391
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,200
I take responsibility for myself, okay?
392
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,760
I don't hide behind other people.
393
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,200
Oh, my God.
394
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,080
So I was friends with Saskia. Get over it.
395
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,240
You were fucking glued to Danny.
396
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,200
Like, sorry that I decided to go
and make other friends,
397
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,120
so I didn't have to third-wheel it
with you and your horndog gardener.
398
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,720
Zoe, we weren't even
hanging out when I left.
399
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,880
You were so done with me
by that point...
400
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,560
Oh, my God. Bullshit. Bullshit.
401
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,200
I would get home
every single day from school,
402
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,920
and I would fucking star-69
to see if you'd called, and you never had.
403
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,880
I tried, Amelia, okay?
404
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,920
And at some point you're going to have
to stop blaming me
405
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,360
for whatever happened to us.
406
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,160
There is no us, Zoe.
407
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,760
There is no us. People drift apart.
People outgrow each other.
408
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,960
We don't have to hold each other hostage
over "best friends forever" bracelets.
409
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,360
Yeah, no, for sure, 'cause you're not
holding onto anything, are you?
410
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,000
No, of course not.
Because otherwise you would just
411
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,680
fucking come out and say it,
that Danny knocked you up.
412
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,400
Is that it? Or your parents went broke
413
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,880
and they had to pull you out of school,
or what?
414
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:27,040
What? You got expelled for plagiarism
or for fucking a staff member?
415
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,000
I mean, what the fuck was it?
416
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:38,360
Okay, fine. Well, listen,
until you can swallow your fucking pride
417
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:43,160
and tell me what it is that I apparently
did wrong ten fucking years ago,
418
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,320
I'm just going to have to assume
that it's totally unimportant.
419
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,960
In fact, knowing you,
it's probably petty as fuck.
420
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,320
Fuck this.
421
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,520
Let's just stay the hell away
from each other, okay?
422
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,880
- Yeah. Fine.
- And get out from under Saskia,
423
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,160
for all of our sakes.
424
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,200
Fucking hell.
425
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:18,280
Would you like a super arch, or maybe
something a little bit more standard?
426
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,280
I spent a lot of money on these brows,
so if you could just keep pretty much
427
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,960
to their natural shape,
that would be good.
428
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,280
Duly noted.
429
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,440
Where's Tegan?
430
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,120
I don't know. She just said
she hadn't been this long
431
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,000
without Megan before,
and then she just bailed.
432
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,120
Friendship's weird, I know.
433
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,920
So, what do you got?
434
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,200
KFC? Oh, sushi?
435
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,400
Halal snack pack, maybe?
436
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,760
Pretty sure
she doesn't have anything.
437
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,680
Can you put this down?
438
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,600
- I'm hungry.
- I know. So am I.
439
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,320
I want that rat.
440
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,720
Fried rat.
441
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,760
- Amelia?
442
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,080
Um, you okay?
443
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,320
I'm sorry, guys. I just...
444
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,520
Saskia's given us an ultimatum,
445
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,280
and we're not gonna eat
until we create electricity.
446
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,320
I didn't want to pressure you
with fucked-up threats, but...
447
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,640
I've looked high and low,
and there's no food anywhere.
448
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,080
Okay, um...
449
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,440
- Okay.
- I'll start here.
450
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,200
Yeah, we got this. Don't worry about it.
451
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,080
Remember I said,
power equals I squared R, so... Okay.
452
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,640
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
453
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,040
Ooh!
454
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,200
Let there be light.
455
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:57,440
Let's hear it
for the Innovation and Research team.
456
00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,720
You guys!
457
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,920
I knew you could do it. Told you.
458
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,560
And also for our gronks.
459
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,120
I mean, Infrastructure team.
460
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,960
We have managed to assemble
a shit-ton of shit boxes.
461
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,040
So there's no excuse
for bush poos any more.
462
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,400
Come on, ladies.
We fucking built electricity today.
463
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,440
We are better than bush poos, aren't we?
464
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,480
This is disgusting.
465
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,680
Guys, we've got
a fucking stigmata situation.
466
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,720
Yeah. We were down by the water's edge,
467
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,000
- looking for mushrooms so that...
- For food.
468
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,800
- Obviously.
- Obviously.
469
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:32,080
But, no, we stumbled across
Mother Maz dawg here with a note for us.
470
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,840
This place is haunted as fuck.
471
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,720
Like, we're pretty sure
we also saw Sister Bicky's ghost
472
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,640
doing calisthenics on the oval.
473
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,320
Yeah, because we definitely
did not find mushrooms.
474
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,960
Uh, show me that.
475
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,800
"Dear bitches."
476
00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,440
That's rude.
477
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,960
"Please don't be mad. I've left.
478
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,920
I realised I couldn't live
without Constable.
479
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,560
And once I found my D'Amiré,
I knew I had to bail on this dump
480
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,120
to try getting back to the US.
481
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,760
I've taken a rowboat.
482
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,960
Soz if you needed it,
but I needed it more. Sandy."
483
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,320
Wow.
484
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,320
Well, I guess we can stop looking.
485
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,120
Sandy is gone.
486
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,480
Oh, no, anyone but Sandy.
487
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,800
Zoe, would you like to
add anything as SRC rep?
488
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,680
Uh...
489
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,880
Yeah. Just...
490
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,520
that, um...
491
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,840
I think I speak for all of us
492
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,120
when I say, "To Sandy."
493
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,560
Safe voyage home, Sandy.
494
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,000
To Sandy.
495
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:58,000
And to Sister Bicky, who said that
this group would never amount to anything.
496
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:03,520
So, with the utmost disrespect,
I say, go fuck yourself, Bicky!
497
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,360
- Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
498
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,880
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
499
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:14,160
- ♪ Ridge Heights ladies standing proud ♪
- Oh, no.
500
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:18,400
♪ We make such a clever crowd ♪
501
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,840
♪ Conscientious and polite ♪
502
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,520
What was it that you wanted
to say to me earlier, Forgettable Laura?
503
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,760
Oh.
504
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,360
- You know, only that I work as...
- Actually, one second.
505
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,600
An electrical engineer.
506
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,760
Breathe in.
507
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,480
Breathe out.
508
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,760
You said it yourself, Sas.
509
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,600
Sandy would never go anywhere
without her bag.