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[Gareth] Zoe.
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You know I've loved getting to know you.
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- [romantic music playing]
- You're beautiful.
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{\an8}And smart.
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{\an8}And, uh... exuberant.
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{\an8}A strong woman like you
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{\an8}deserves to be with someone
who is truly her match.
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{\an8}[exhales]
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I'm sorry, Zoe,
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but I'm not that man.
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- [dramatic music plays]
- Oh.
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[romantic music playing]
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- Yeah, you are.
- Nah.
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Like, I'd never even heard
the word "exuberant" before you used it.
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Yeah, and I'd never heard
of high-intensity interval training,
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but now look, repping squats all day.
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- Seriously.
- It's going pretty good.
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- Yeah.
- Wait, Zoe.
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Look, I'm sorry, but you're not my match.
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[dramatic music plays]
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So, what you're saying is, um...
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maybe if I'd laughed
a little bit harder at your jokes.
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- Come on, don't do this.
- Or maybe...
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Maybe if I'd copped more of a feel
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of your [bleep] balls under the blanket
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while 15 [bleep] people
stood around filming.
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Maybe then I'd be your match?
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- [gripping music playing]
- Are we still shooting?
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I can't believe I got sucked
into this shit.
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And for what?
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For a hot dummy who thinks
the moon is the sun's shadow.
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Are you kidding me? [bleep] this shit!
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Yeah, well, some of us are here for love.
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Oh, love? Oh, are you here for love?
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- Yeah.
- Really?
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Because nothing says love
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like promoting your online fitness app
in between rose ceremonies.
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- But I guess I'm the [bleep] fame whore.
- [Gareth] Are we gonna cut?
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For hoping that maybe a radio hosting gig
would come out of this sexist shit.
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- [Gareth] I think we should cut.
- Or a [bleep] podcast at the very least.
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This whole show is as fake
as your spray tan, mate.
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These fake flowers?
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- Fake, fake...
- [Gareth] Calm down.
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Well, that one's real,
but it's not attached to anything.
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There's no [bleep] ceiling in here.
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Bullshit!
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Oh, and the cheese that we never even eat!
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[Gareth grunts]
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- And the doves.
- Not the doves.
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Don't even get me started on the doves.
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- Don't touch my doves.
- Out of my way.
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- Don't touch 'em.
- The love birds,
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rats of the sky that make single women
everywhere feel shit about themselves.
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She's lost the friggin' plot.
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- [producer] Still rolling. Do not--
- [bleep] you!
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- [producer] Zoe...
- Come on, out you get!
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- [producer] Zoe, just stop.
- [bleep]
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- [Gareth] Zoe, don't!
- Go on! Go! Go on! Go!
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Get out of here!
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[gasps, retches]
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- [laughs]
- [Zoe] Oh, my God!
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[crew chuckling]
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[producer] This is gold.
Don't cut. Do not cut.
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It shat in my mouth. [retches]
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{\an8}♪ Is there any possibility
you'll quit gossiping about me ♪
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{\an8}♪ To hide your insecurities? ♪
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{\an8}♪ All they say is, "Na, na, na, na, na" ♪
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{\an8}♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪
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[exhales]
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- [insects buzzing]
- [birds chirping]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[panting]
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Oh, no, no, no.
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[exhales]
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Is this the way it's gonna be between us?
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You acting like a little bitch, and me
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realizing I'm talking to myself
out loud again?
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[exhales heavily]
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[dog barking]
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[birds chirping in distance]
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[birds chirping furiously]
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[dog continues barking]
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Oi! Thought we were having a moment.
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[low rumbling]
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[ground cracking]
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[dramatic music playing]
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What the fuck?
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Bitch, this is an emergency.
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[phone chiming continuously]
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I was given a bad edit!
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Shit. Okay.
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[rumbling]
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[water flowing]
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[deep rumbling]
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[gasps]
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[♪ Nelly: "Hot in Herre"]
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So, besides organizing our reunion,
which has kept me busy,
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I'm currently on track
for pre-selection in 2036
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if the bellwether sticks.
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Uh, uh, no, no, no.
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Teresa, that is your fourth blue one
this hour.
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Slow down or drink an orange one,
for God's sake.
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- [snickers]
- Do you want an orange one?
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- Well... I was...
- They're really nice.
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So, um...
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do you know if Zoe mentioned
if she was coming or not?
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Not a word.
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Just because a bird took a dump
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in your mouth on national television,
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it doesn't mean you get
a hall pass on RSVPs.
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[chuckling] Yeah.
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Oh, don't look at me like that.
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I know you were school captain, but
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you just disappeared
halfway through the year.
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And, whatever, technically,
I was caretaker school captain,
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- but someone had to step up.
- Of course, no question.
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Speaking of upgrades, have you been
reintroduced to Saskia 2.0 yet?
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Did you know that for every pack of tampon
Saskia sells, she donates another pack
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to chicks in, like, poor countries?
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I mean, don't say people can't change.
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Didn't she make your life hell, Genevieve?
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[Genevieve scoffs]
Didn't she make your life hell, Amelia?
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Anyway, why did you leave?
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Rumor is you got expelled
for fucking that staff member.
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That's not why I left.
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You have made that sound
way more scandalous than it was.
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Well, what then?
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- Why did you...
- [cell phone ringing]
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- Sorry.
- What, you married him?
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You didn't include that in your bio.
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- [Danny] You having fun up there, babe?
- It's worse than I thought.
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They think I ran off
with the bloody maths teacher.
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[Danny] Well, a 19-year-old
groundkeeper's assistant is way sexier.
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So, did she show?
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No. Told you she wouldn't.
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[Danny] Ah, come on,
you only just got there.
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I'm gonna head home.
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[Danny] Oh, but, Mels,
it's a six-hour drive.
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[distorted] Stay. She might show...
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Hello? Danny?
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Reception's shit up here.
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I can't even get 3G!
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[gripping music playing]
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[static hissing]
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[Zoe] "Go to higher ground, Zoe."
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"Yes, Dad, I am."
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"You know, your old school
is the nearest evacuation point
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in a weather emergency, Zoe."
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"Uh, yeah, Dad. I know that.
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I'm literally going to the school
right now."
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"How come you never talk to me
in your imaginary conversations, Zoe?"
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[clicks tongue]
"Now is really not the time, Mum."
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"Is that why you decided to hole up
in your dad's sad little caravan
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instead of coming to stay
in my nice big house with me?"
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Oh, my God, stop talking to yourself!
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[gripping music playing]
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[Sandy] He's got over
a million followers now.
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And the timing of this little event
was perfect
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because Constable had
a cover shoot for Dogue in Seminyak.
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So I figured I'd make an appearance
while I was in the neighborhood.
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You are the best exchange student ever.
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- Is he here or...
- No, he's at a puppy spa in Bondi.
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- Oh.
- But here is my baby
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at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.
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Oh!
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Oh, Teresa, she didn't mean "baby" baby.
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Guys, guys, pff, we can, what,
we can use the word "baby."
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[slurring] Lots of couples,
they fail the first round of IVF.
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And somewhere
in a little freezer in Brisbane,
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my embryos are like, "Whoo!
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You party while you can, Mama,
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because next time we're gonna stay
in your big warm uterus."
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And I'm like, "Okay, babies."
'Cause I'm fine.
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- [sobs]
- Ter...
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Ah, no! No!
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Well, I'm sorry. It's just that
I traveled halfway across the world
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to catch up with my best friend
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and all she can do is bitch
about her shriveled fucking womb.
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I mean, who even does IVF at our age?
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- Guys, I'm going to go.
- No, no, no, no.
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We haven't even spoken about Zoe and
The Match and also why you left school.
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- I've really got to go, guys.
- Mmm.
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Jeez.
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So, what is it that you do now, Renee?
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- Um, I am a nail technician.
- Oh, darling.
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You... Don't, don't tell people that.
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[gripping music playing]
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[car approaching]
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No exploding water.
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Just years of high school
scar tissue coming back.
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Oh, shit!
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What the fuck?
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[shifts gear]
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Hey, excuse me.
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Where's the emergency
meeting point or whatever?
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Hello?
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- Rude.
- [shifts gear]
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[Phoebe] Nah. Nothing.
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[♪ Sneaky Sound System: "UFO"]
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I can't believe how well
everyone's doing, hey?
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Yeah.
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All of these rich girls
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who were handed every social privilege
on a silver platter, you know?
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While, um, a scholarship scab like me
had to sell my plasma
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just so I could afford
to go on a ski trip.
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- Oh...
- But, yeah, everyone's doing so well.
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It's nice that you came anyway, Phoebe.
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Don't flatter yourself. My boss reckons
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he won't give me a bonus
till he can see I've done some human shit.
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Uh, what is it that you do anyway?
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Renny?
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It's Renee. Yeah.
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Um, I am...
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a doctor. Yes.
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Nice.
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[song continues]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[screaming]
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Oh, my God, she came!
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Ah!
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What the fuck is going on here?
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I'm so happy you're here. You know,
screw him and his interval training.
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He doesn't deserve you.
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Is this our reunion?
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- Yes!
- [Genevieve] Ten years, dum-dum.
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Too famous to RSVP, are we?
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Um, is this still where
the evacuation point is?
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Didn't you get the emails?
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- There have been emails.
- No, I haven't been on email.
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- But have you guys seen...
- No one could contact you.
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That was kind of the point.
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Zoe, when people don't RSVP,
it makes catering impossible...
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Oh, shh, Pepé.
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- Don't call me that.
- Drink up, Zo-Zo.
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- Whoo!
- Tell us what the mansion was like.
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Do you get to keep dresses
from the show?
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No, they're hired.
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But, guys, listen, because the birds
outside were flying around in circles...
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Hope you had your mouth
closed this time, babe.
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What does bird shit taste like, Zoe?
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It is perfectly fine to be afraid of birds
after what you've been through.
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The ground was shaking,
and then all of these little cracks...
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Remember the time she cried wolf
about a gas leak in the chemistry labs
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to get out of the exam?
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"Oh, can you smell that?"
247
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,000
Please, listen! Please, listen!
248
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,920
Or when she said
she met Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
249
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,960
[all laughing]
250
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,640
Or when she got caught smoking
and the fire alarm went off,
251
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,040
so she told Sister Bicky...
252
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,680
The fucking Earth is cracking open
and gushing everywhere!
253
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,480
And I'm not crazy.
I was just given a bad edit.
254
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,200
[all quieten, music stops]
255
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,560
[♪ Fabolous: "Bad Bitch"]
256
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,720
- Zoe...
- [Saskia] Are you okay?
257
00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,280
Uh... Uh...
258
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,160
Hey, you've been through a lot.
259
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,600
Why don't you just take a minute?
Go and splash some water on your face.
260
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,640
Yeah. Yep.
261
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,600
[Saskia] Yeah. Off you go.
262
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,800
God, I love a sequel. [laughing]
263
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,400
What's wrong with you?
264
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,320
Put your phone away. She's clearly unwell.
265
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,280
Okay, Sas.
266
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,400
As if you wouldn't have been
all over that shit at school.
267
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:30,040
I was a cunt in high school, Sandy.
Some of us grow out of it.
268
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,640
See? I told you she's changed.
269
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:40,120
It's fine, Zoe. It was just some
weird weather at Dad's place,
270
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,920
and it's not even happening here.
271
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,360
No cracks, no water explosions.
272
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,640
It's totally fine.
273
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,680
And they're right. They're right.
You have been through a lot.
274
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,960
And you do tend to exaggerate.
275
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,000
And you do make drama.
276
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,840
Even though you totally did meet JTT.
277
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,920
But that is not the point. The point is
278
00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:02,560
that everything is going to be fine
and you're going to go out there
279
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,160
and you're going to be normal
and you're going to have fun.
280
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,400
Mm!
281
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,040
And you're going to stop talking
to yourself in the mirror.
282
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,400
[sighs]
283
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,400
I can't have BO on my forehead.
I just can't.
284
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,760
[laughs]
285
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:18,960
[sniffs]
286
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,320
- It's the hats.
- The hats?
287
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,400
It's the stupid scratchy hats.
288
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,440
[exhales]
289
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,640
- [door creaks]
- Oh!
290
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,360
- [Zoe] Hey!
- Hey.
291
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,600
[Zoe] Hi!
292
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,640
Zoe, are you okay?
293
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,640
- You just... You seem...
- [Zoe] Batshit crazy?
294
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,000
Yeah, I know.
295
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,800
Um, I think it's just, like,
six months off the grid, you know?
296
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,640
My sense of humor's
a bit, bit funky. [chuckles]
297
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,760
Okay, good.
298
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,040
Um, I'm glad you're okay. I'm gonna go.
299
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,040
[Zoe] Um, Amelia, hang on.
300
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,800
- Hi.
- [both chuckle]
301
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,200
How are you?
302
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,960
How have you been for, like, you know,
303
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,480
every minute of every day
for the last ten years?
304
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,840
Not much to tell, really, um...
305
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,960
Danny and I took over the farm
from my parents, so we're still there,
306
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,120
farming peanuts.
307
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,200
Danny? Like, "Danny" Danny?
308
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,600
Cool.
309
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,080
But I also have
a half-finished online law degree.
310
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,280
That's awesome.
311
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,920
Laying it out like that,
that sounds really fucking depressing.
312
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:29,080
So, yeah, I'm glad you're okay.
I'm just, I'm really...
313
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,680
You can't go out there, actually.
314
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,520
Because, um...
315
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,200
Because I need you to sniff my forehead.
316
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,560
[laughs]
317
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,920
I'm serious, because they're all
talking shit about me out there
318
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,360
and it's the only thing
that makes me feel better,
319
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,320
- so come on, do it.
- I'm not going to sniff your forehead.
320
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,280
Sniff it. I need you to, please.
321
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,320
- It's so weird.
- Please.
322
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,600
- It's weird.
- Please. It makes me feel so much better.
323
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,680
- No.
- Come on.
324
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,520
Come on, sniff it.
325
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,880
[gasps] Oh, you fucking did it!
326
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,000
Oh, my God, Zoe! You made me do that.
327
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,280
- You...
- Ah!
328
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,440
Please, just stay here.
329
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:07,120
Because I don't want
the CliffsNotes of your life. Okay?
330
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,880
You can go back out there,
back to the farm,
331
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,960
back to real life, any old time,
332
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:16,480
but for now, please, just stay
and have a drink with me.
333
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,600
It's been a decade.
334
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,440
[Amelia] One drink.
335
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,040
- Excellent.
- [Amelia] Then I have to go.
336
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,320
- Fine, but I'm keeping these for now.
- [keys jingle]
337
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,600
Are Tegan and Megan still here?
338
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,040
Uh, yeah, last I heard,
they were out on the fingering bench.
339
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,480
Fantastic. Then I will see you shortly,
you friggin' weirdo.
340
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,880
[dance music playing]
341
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:38,920
[door closes]
342
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:43,000
[Megan] You riding a unicorn
that's peeing itself on a pink cloud.
343
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,360
[gasps]
344
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:48,160
Oh, shit, it's the gracious
runner-up herself.
345
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,720
Thought you were MIA.
346
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,160
- Tegan.
- [clicks tongue]
347
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,160
Megan.
348
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,120
Oi.
349
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,480
Do you remember a chick from our year
called Laura Cunningham?
350
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,960
Uh...
351
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,520
- No, why?
- She died, dude.
352
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,080
- Yeah, look, there's a sad little plaque.
- Buh-bam.
353
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,440
Some bitches getting married,
some popping out kids,
354
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:12,720
this chick is getting hymens
wiped all of her memorial plaque
355
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,200
every time there's a school disco.
356
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,640
R.I.P.
357
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,400
Sad.
358
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,240
Um...
359
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,440
Do you have anything stronger?
360
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,280
- Ooh!
- Okay.
361
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,760
You want to go up or down, girlfriend?
362
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,480
Up. Real fast.
363
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,400
Fast enough to forget how badly
364
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,320
I interpreted the dress code, right?
365
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,520
- Look, no payment necessary.
- Oh!
366
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,560
What you did on The Match was peak TV.
367
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,160
- I was living.
- Oh, living. [laughs]
368
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,920
Happy to be of service.
369
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,320
Thanks.
370
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:49,960
Um...
371
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,800
Is everything good out here?
372
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,440
Fucking A. Beautiful spot
to avoid those judgmental bitches.
373
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,200
Great.
374
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:05,160
Laura Cunningham,
I bequeath this joint upon thine lips.
375
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,520
[laughs]
376
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,080
- Puff, puff, puff.
- [mock coughing]
377
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,160
[both giggling]
378
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,680
[♪ Scissor Sisters:
"I Don't Feel Like Dancing"]
379
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,560
- Better?
- Damn fucking yes, bitches!
380
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,000
[all cheering]
381
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,080
[inaudible]
382
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,240
Ooh, wow.
383
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,560
No, I wouldn't call myself a hero,
but if you want to, that's fine.
384
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:49,240
I don't understand how you can call me
your best friend and unfollow my dog.
385
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,080
- Doesn't really seem...
- Second wind, here I come.
386
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,000
Ugh!
387
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,080
[laughing]
388
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,760
Oh, my God, and...
389
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,440
But it's more than that...
390
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:09,320
And it's like, being a doctor,
like, it's, it's not a job for me,
391
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,240
you know what I mean?
It's more of a vocation.
392
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,640
Uh, Sandy, there's a line.
393
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,720
- Settle down, Pepé Le Poo.
- Don't call me that.
394
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:19,320
Well, don't shit yourself at grade-nine
camp and we won't have to, PLP.
395
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,320
She wasn't even here in grade nine.
396
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,560
[♪ Amy Winehouse:
"Tears Dry on Their Own"]
397
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,080
It's like you never left
oh, captain, my captain.
398
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,880
Actually, um, on that topic...
399
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,640
Ooh, Too Cools in the photobooth.
400
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,280
Wait for me, fellow TCs.
401
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,680
[all exclaiming]
402
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,720
[♪ The Ting Tings: "That's Not My Name"]
403
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:02,000
Why do white women always feel
the need to do shit like this?
404
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,800
[song continues]
405
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,720
Hey, Zoe.
406
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,560
Can I grab my keys?
I need to... I need to go.
407
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,520
You can't leave. It's the dance.
408
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,320
I don't know the dance.
I wasn't here, remember?
409
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,800
It's okay, it's fine.
We'll teach you. It's super easy.
410
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,400
Not all of us are willing
to make a fool of ourselves
411
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,080
for excitement's sake, Zoe.
412
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,640
I guess I should just be grateful that
you're actually saying goodbye this time
413
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,040
instead of just disappearing, huh?
414
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,760
Can I get my keys, please, Zoe?
415
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,960
Do you know how that felt, Amelia?
416
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:03,320
Getting shafted between my parents,
and then you just ghosted me, too?
417
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,520
I don't know what I was
expecting from you.
418
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,320
Oh, yeah, no, cool.
419
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:10,880
Cool, just bail.
420
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,280
Because that's what you do. See ya.
421
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,920
[song continues]
422
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,800
- [music ends]
- [all groaning]
423
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,160
What the fuck?
424
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,520
Um...
425
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:52,600
We have a... a situation
at the fingering bench.
426
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,200
Uh, just checking,
you guys see it too, right?
427
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,560
'Cause either there's water everywhere
428
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,600
or this THC really is the fucking tits,
429
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,000
- you know?
- [laughs, whoops]
430
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,960
[screaming] Oh, my fucking God!
431
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,240
[all screaming]
432
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,840
[Genevieve] Guys, guys.
433
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,720
Ladies of Ridge Heights!
434
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,320
Let's stay calm!
435
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,320
It's just a flash flood.
436
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:22,080
Pepé, we're on top of a fucking mountain.
437
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,200
- I don't think we're tripping.
- No, old classic, eh?
438
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,800
[both laughing]
439
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,320
Fuck!
440
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,400
[both yelling]
441
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,800
No, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
442
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,600
Well, someone's gotta help them.
They're clearly off their faces.
443
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,680
There might be diseases
and stuff in the water.
444
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,760
Uh, medically speaking,
it's a bad idea, right, Renee?
445
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,720
Uh...
446
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,640
Yes. Medically speaking, don't do it.
447
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,800
- It's okay.
- Zoe.
448
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,240
Wait up, Sas.
449
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,160
[all murmuring]
450
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,040
Yeah. Yes.
451
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,880
Come. Come.
452
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,920
I'm too young and beautiful to...
453
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:14,880
[growls]
454
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,280
[all screaming]
455
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,360
[both screaming]
456
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,200
[Megan] Don't abandon us, I'm scared!
457
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,960
I just farted out of my butthole.
458
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,840
Well, I guess we can't go in the water.
459
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,320
[indistinct chatter]
460
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,000
- I have an idea.
- Melly was fucking there right after me.
461
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,680
It's fuchsia, not salmon.
462
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,880
Shut up, Sandy.
463
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,120
Ladies! Stop!
464
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:49,200
As former school captain,
I believe the best course of action
465
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,560
is to leave Tweedledum and Tweedledickhead
up there until the waters go down.
466
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,960
Wait, Pepé, weren't you
caretaker school captain?
467
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,480
Stop calling me that.
468
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,040
Are you going to say anything, Saskia?
469
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,600
Little nickname still sticks.
470
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,000
Yeah. Don't call her that.
471
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:07,200
Okay. I cannot find my fucking bag,
and no one is helping me look.
472
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,600
- [overlapping chatter]
- It's not the most important thing.
473
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,040
It is important right now.
474
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,440
I have an idea.
475
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,400
[all stop talking]
476
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,720
What if we tied all the balloons
from the party together
477
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:20,160
and place the trestle table
on top of some kind of flotation device?
478
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,160
Sorry. Who are you?
479
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,480
Laura Cunningham.
480
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,040
Wait, aren't you dead?
481
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,480
Uh, n... No, no.
482
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,480
[Genevieve] Uh, yes, you are.
483
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,080
We put a memorial plaque
on the fingering bench and everything.
484
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,240
Oh, that's nice.
485
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,880
But I'm not dead.
486
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,960
Wouldn't you have figured that out
when you realized there was no funeral?
487
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,960
Which means no one came to my funeral.
488
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,600
- [grunts]
- [all wince]
489
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,840
- Shit, sorry, Caitlin.
- It's Laura.
490
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,840
Net balls will be way more buoyant
than balloons,
491
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:57,480
so why don't we raid the sports shed
for all of the net balls that we can find?
492
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,920
And find my bag.
493
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,720
It's a D'Amiré. I...
494
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,200
[sobbing]
495
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,080
- Zoe...
- Net balls! Let's go
496
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,520
[sighs in pain]
497
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,040
- I can't do it.
- [Tegan] Yes, you can.
498
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,080
Just move your fat ass
and inch down like I did.
499
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,000
Fuck you, Tegan.
Not all of us have man arms like you.
500
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,200
Well, fuck you. Stay there.
501
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,800
Believe in yourself!
502
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,840
Just don't panic!
503
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,920
Slow down your breathing. It'll help!
504
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,160
- Zoe.
- Just start backing down, Megan.
505
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,640
Zoe, you said something
about cracks rumbling?
506
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,800
What if there's biting dolphins, huh?
507
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,720
- What?
- I'm... Mmm.
508
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,160
What did you mean when you said
the Earth was gushing?
509
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,920
The seal's not there anymore, Megan.
510
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,320
Can we talk about this
a little bit later, please?
511
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,560
I'm kind of busy right now.
512
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,240
Not the seals, the biting dolphins!
513
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,800
What's she talking about?
514
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,800
Now I'm blanking.
515
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,760
Zoe.
516
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,360
- Please. Come on!
- [crying]
517
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,240
Oh, the ones that got, like, a pig face.
518
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,920
And they look a bit,
"Eh, how are you going?"
519
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,520
- Zoe, what did you mean?
- Shut up.
520
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,280
Oh, oh, oh, dugongs!
521
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,280
[all] Dugongs!
522
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,440
Dugong! Yes, a fucking dugong!
523
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,720
Zoe, please. What was leaking?
524
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,760
Oh, my God. Fine, fine.
525
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,360
Okay? All of this fucking
weird shit was going down,
526
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,200
and then these cracks started
opening up in the ground,
527
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,360
and all this water was gushing out, okay?
528
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,280
[all encouraging]
529
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,440
You knew it was fucking flooding
and you didn't think to say anything?
530
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,000
What? I did. I tried to tell you.
531
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,040
Nobody listened to me.
You all thought I was crazy.
532
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,480
- [all yelling]
- Just lower yourself like Tegan!
533
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,680
- No, Zoe. You just got drunk.
- You can do it.
534
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,840
Just fucking jump!
535
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,720
[screams]
536
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,600
[all gasp]
537
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,400
[inhales deeply]
538
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,600
[cheering]
539
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,480
This is going well.
540
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,560
It's going really well.
541
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,120
[all yelling]
542
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,320
- [Tegan] Say what?
- [all chanting] Net, over.
543
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,600
- Net, net, over.
- Uh-huh.
544
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,920
- Net, over.
- Let's go. Net--
545
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,080
Amelia, hey, what's wrong?
546
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,640
She knew.
547
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,280
She knew it was flooding,
or gushing, actually,
548
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,080
if you consult Zoey's thesaurus.
549
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,080
Yeah, okay, I knew
some weird shit was going on.
550
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,000
I told you guys that.
551
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,440
I didn't know Noah's bloody Ark
was coming up the hill, did I?
552
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,880
You knew?
553
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,640
- You knew?
- She just got wasted anyway.
554
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,760
- Hang on.
- Oh, my God, America!
555
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,840
Does anybody know
what is happening in the Americas?
556
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,880
I need to find Constable!
Where the hell is my bag?
557
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,080
- It is a...
- [all] D'Amiré.
558
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,120
Jesus, we fucking know.
559
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:28,400
For God's sake, Zoe,
you should have screamed black and blue.
560
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,440
Plus, you owe us 40 bucks for the pill.
561
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,880
Yeah, you don't get freebies
when you knew shit and didn't say shit.
562
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,720
I did say shit!
563
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,680
[all groaning]
564
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,880
[Zoe] What? Okay. Yeah, fine. Sure.
565
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,280
I knew something was up, but, like,
566
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,920
isn't it better that we're up here
instead of out there?
567
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,840
- Huh.
- Like, me not harping on about it
568
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,320
actually is kind of the best
possible thing for us.
569
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,840
Like, I kind of saved our lives.
570
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,240
[all groaning]
571
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,760
You know what?
That dude on The Match was right, Zoe.
572
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,680
You're just
an attention-craving fame whore.
573
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,400
Good to see you haven't changed a bit.
574
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,240
[laughs] I haven't changed?
575
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,080
[laughing]
576
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,760
That's a good one, Sandy.
577
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,360
I have been back with you bitches
for one night,
578
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:14,000
and already I know
that Genevieve is still a fucking knock.
579
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,520
Saskia is still a bitch.
580
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,000
She's just got a marketing team
to hide behind now.
581
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,640
Renee is still a freaking try-hard.
Phoebe is a soulless workaholic.
582
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,080
Tegan and Megan,
still fucking drug addicts.
583
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,840
Laura, who even are you, honestly?
584
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,920
- [cracking continues]
- Sandy, what are you even doing here?
585
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,360
You went to the school for one year
and shat on it the whole time.
586
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:36,400
- Like, why did you come?
- [whimpers]
587
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,280
And you...
588
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,640
You're a disappointment.
589
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,040
You were supposed to be remarkable.
590
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:50,040
And now you're a redneck
peanut farmer living in bumfuck nowhere
591
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,520
with your dead shit
high school sweetheart.
592
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,360
Honestly, if I don't see you again
for another ten years,
593
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,480
it's fucking fine by me.
594
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,880
[cracking]
595
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,400
- [shattering]
- [all gasp]
596
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,480
[rumbling]
597
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,800
[all screaming]
598
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,320
[all screaming]
599
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,960
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
600
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,960
[whimpering in fear]
601
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,920
[Zoe whimpering]
602
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,440
- [Amelia grunting]
- Pull me back, pull me back!
603
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,680
[Amelia grunts]
604
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,440
[Zoe panting]
605
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,440
Mels.
606
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,720
[low rumbling]
607
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,360
[Zoe] What?
608
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,720
[soft music playing]
609
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,600
[Zoe] Oh, almost forgot.
610
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,280
[keys drop in water]
611
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,840
- [splashes]
- Oh, shit!
612
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,280
[exhales]
613
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,480
[♪ Gwen Stefani: "The Sweet Escape"]