1 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,732 [dramatic music] 2 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:44,544 So they are pulling the offer on "The Fast and the Furious." 3 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:45,837 What? Why? 4 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,422 Because you were photographed doing whippets 5 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,341 at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 6 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:50,925 It's on "Just Jared." 7 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,010 Dude, everyone there was drunk. 8 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,636 You're 29. 9 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:55,722 Who does whippets outside of high school? 10 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,724 It was with the Avengers, okay? 11 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,809 Like two of 'em. 12 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:00,810 - Who? - Cool ones. 13 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,145 Like from the first movie. 14 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,939 How do we fix this? Can he do a charity event? 15 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:06,274 Or-- [Peter sighs] 16 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:09,736 Do people know what happened to his father? 17 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,154 On 9/11? 18 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:12,947 - Ma... - Look, Pete, 19 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:14,074 we just have to prove that 20 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:17,410 you can show up to a place on time, 21 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:20,205 do your job with zero catastrophes. 22 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,748 Yeah, guys, I'm not that bad. 23 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,208 You're treating me like I'm an island boy. 24 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,210 Listen. We'll do whatever it takes. 25 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,128 Good. 26 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,005 Vin Diesel's daughter is a fan. 27 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:32,467 She's having a birthday party on a yacht this weekend. 28 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:36,262 If you could perform there on time and sober, 29 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:37,889 I think they'd reconsider. 30 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,724 Pete, I know you can do this. 31 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,768 It's a birthday party for a kid, guys. 32 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,062 I think I got this. 33 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,188 It's in Florida. 34 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:48,900 - Oh, for God's sake. - What? 35 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,277 Oh, Florida is where you were at your worst. 36 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:54,614 It's everything wrong with you in one state. 37 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:58,076 Look. I'll be good, okay? I'll get the movie, all right? 38 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,452 I'm glad to hear 39 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:01,496 that you are open to making the right decision, 40 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:02,831 but I'm a bit concerned 41 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:05,291 because you're doing nitrous right now. 42 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:06,668 [inhales deeply] 43 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:09,921 Just do the show 44 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,464 without attracting any attention to yourself. 45 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,299 I don't want to see a single paparazzi photo of you 46 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:15,635 acting stupid in Florida, okay? 47 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,804 Okay. 48 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,139 - Evan. - Yeah? 49 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:21,141 I need you to put this on Pete. 50 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,976 Uh, what--what is it? 51 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,310 It's a tracking device. 52 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:25,478 I need to know where he is 53 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,397 and what he's doing at all times. 54 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,858 I'm also sending Poppy and Roy with you guys. 55 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:32,360 What? W-why? 56 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,653 There's some sandwich Poppy wants 57 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,321 one last time before he dies. 58 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:37,407 Is this-- is this really necessary? 59 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:39,868 This is Florida. We cannot be too careful. 60 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,328 Okay. 61 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:45,331 [energetic electronic music] 62 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,875 * Ooh-ooh! ♪ 63 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,877 ♪ ♪ 64 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:51,129 Gilly. 65 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,465 ♪ ♪ 66 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,300 Take it easy, bro. It's a rental. 67 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,553 Hey, who's all those friggin' guys? 68 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,847 - Those are the boys. - Boys go everywhere with him. 69 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,098 Hey, Amy, 70 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,351 who's that supermodel standing there with you? 71 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:05,435 Hey, Roy. 72 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:09,481 She knows my name. [laughs] 73 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,274 - Yo. - Yo, Petey. 74 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,525 Lotta ass out in Florida right now. 75 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:13,777 I'm checking my Bumble, dude. 76 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:16,780 I might have some fucking pussy this weekend. 77 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:18,406 Also, you're in my profile picture, 78 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,825 so that's helping quite a bit. 79 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,160 I DM'd Chris Evans. 80 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,536 Dude, I told him I was with you guys, 81 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:24,996 and he was like, "Cool." 82 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,998 Okay, everybody ready to go? [engine turns over] 83 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,542 Roy are you sure you know how to drive that thing? 84 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,586 Oh, I'll figure it out. 85 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,839 [tires screeching] 86 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,217 ♪ ♪ 87 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:40,387 Sorry! I'll get someone to fix that. 88 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:42,931 * Last call ♪ 89 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,140 * Ooh-ooh! ♪ 90 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:48,269 - ♪ Last call * - * Ooh-ooh! ♪ 91 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:51,731 {\an8}Hey, Ma. What are you doing? 92 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,526 {\an8}Pete and Poppy are on 95 right now. 93 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,861 {\an8}They are going 12 miles over the speed limit. 94 00:03:56,903 --> 00:04:00,323 {\an8}Okay, okay. This is disturbing, okay? 95 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,660 {\an8}You need to stop stalking Pete like the rest of the world. 96 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,579 {\an8}What am I, chopped liver? Come on. 97 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:08,248 {\an8}Let's go out. Let's do something. 98 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:09,332 What do you wanna do? 99 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,459 I wanna go out to dinner. Come on. 100 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,585 We should be taking advantage 101 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:13,670 of the fact that Pete's not here. 102 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,589 Enough. He's a grown man, okay? 103 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:23,471 So, uh, so, what--what'd you do before you retired? 104 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,683 I was in the export business. 105 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:30,603 - Negotiator-slash-courier. - [chuckles] 106 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,565 Kinda sounds like you were in the CIA. 107 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:37,736 Joe tell you that? 108 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:41,489 What? 109 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:44,075 Hey, no doobies in the fucking car. 110 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,618 I won't be able to breathe. 111 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,287 Fucking guys. Damn it. 112 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:48,455 No problem. 113 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:49,664 We don't got to get high to have fun. 114 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,041 - Right, boys? - Right. 115 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:54,127 We just gonna watch TV and eat these gummy bears. 116 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,171 You got gummy bears? 117 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,548 [softly] Crillz, mm-mm. 118 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:01,217 What? 119 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:04,012 - [indistinct chatter] - Have a little more, yeah. 120 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,472 - Way to go. - Good? 121 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,849 - Yeah, tastes all right. - Okay. 122 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,519 You might wanna take it easy on those. 123 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:13,980 He's gonna be in the stratosphere, nigga. 124 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,774 So what do you guys do? 125 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,318 I love your grandson. That's what I do. 126 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,652 Yeah. Me, too. 127 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,654 - I also make acai bowls. - I'd kill for him. 128 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,823 Where the fuck you find these assholes? 129 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,116 - Staten Island. - Change my name, 130 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,534 move to Michigan... [notification chimes] 131 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:29,329 Fuck, it's my agent. 132 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,081 [sighs] 133 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,582 What's up? You okay? 134 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:35,502 Someone's leaking shit. It's the paparazzi again. 135 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,504 - Sounds like you got a rat. - Really? 136 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:40,173 You think someone would rat on me? 137 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:44,594 Well, you surround yourself with garbage, you attract rats. 138 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:45,970 Uh, no offense, guys. 139 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,389 Nah, I get it. 140 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,848 I don't. 141 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,350 Ugh, I'm getting tired over here. 142 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:51,893 I'll take a little nap. 143 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:54,854 Yo, those some badass glasses. 144 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,023 - You like 'em? - Yeah. 145 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,317 - You wanna try 'em on? - Fuck yeah. 146 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,819 There you go. 147 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,783 - How do I look? - Yeah, you look good, my G. 148 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,786 Yeah, yeah. [laughter] 149 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,413 Ah. 150 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:14,082 [laughter] 151 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,127 Good night, sweet prince. 152 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:20,088 [smooth upbeat music] 153 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:24,509 ♪ ♪ 154 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,177 I don't even think she put our names down. 155 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,221 You know, let's just go to Danino's. 156 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,764 Let's go. 157 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,600 You know what? Fuck this. We're getting in. 158 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:33,935 ♪ ♪ 159 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,229 Excuse me, sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. 160 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:37,731 ♪ ♪ 161 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,525 Okay, that's great. Thank you. 162 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:41,693 She's giving us a table. 163 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,403 What did you do? 164 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,238 Told her Pete was coming. 165 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,782 Well, look at you. 166 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,577 Right this way, ladies. 167 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:51,911 I feel disgusting. 168 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,414 I'm not hungry anymore, but I still need a drink. 169 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,207 [sighs] 170 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,753 Psst. Pete. 171 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,338 So I've got this movie idea 172 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,464 I been writing down in my notes. 173 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:03,673 Have you? 174 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:06,468 So we start off on a dark and rainy day. 175 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,178 There's a man in a ten-gallon hat, 176 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,429 smoking a cigarette. 177 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:11,639 He looks down and sees his shoes are untied. 178 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,225 He ties his shoes and then walks to the casino. 179 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,102 Is he gonna play blackjack? 180 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,021 Is he gonna put the money back in his pocket 181 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,606 and go home to his wife? 182 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:22,942 Does he have a wife? 183 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,944 What the fuck are you talking about? 184 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:28,990 If you are telling me that no one at work knows, 185 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,784 like, do they even know that I'm your mother? 186 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,786 [laughs] Yeah, announce it to the whole hospital. 187 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,537 Oh, hey, my brother's really famous. 188 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,623 That's all you should talk to me about. 189 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,124 Oh, so you don't like all the attention? 190 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,543 No, I just like having one place in the world 191 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:44,130 where I get to be Casey, not Pete's sister. 192 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,966 I was on a date once, and the guy was like, 193 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,635 "I'm so sorry for all that your brother went through 194 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,553 when his dad died." 195 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,972 Who's the sensitive mystery man? 196 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,933 Okay, um, do you know what it's like 197 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,768 to have people constantly ask you 198 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,353 about your brother's dick? 199 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,021 So your friends are interested in him. 200 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,065 See? That's what he needs. 201 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,651 Like, a nice, normal, average girl. 202 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,444 - Like you! - Average? 203 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,364 No. You know, I mean-- not these starlets, you know, 204 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,074 that do yoga. 205 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,992 Okay, stop talking about Pete. 206 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,580 Which one are you? 207 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:18,957 I'm Dave. 208 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,417 Mr. Larocca said there was something about me 209 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,710 he just didn't like, 210 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,045 so I have to stay up here the rest of the trip. 211 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,714 Uh-huh. 212 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,466 Hi. I hope you're enjoying everything. 213 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,551 Yes. 214 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:30,844 Uh, but at this point, 215 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:33,471 your guest probably isn't arriving, 216 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,640 and we're gonna need this table. 217 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,852 I'm sorry, do you have any idea who my son is? 218 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,854 Timothée Chalamet. Yeah. 219 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,022 We're the Chalamets! 220 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,982 And I-- I am Pete Davidson's mother. 221 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:44,983 I just told you I don't want-- 222 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,901 I am. That's his sister. 223 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,194 And you're not gonna usher us out of here 224 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:51,031 like we're sort of normal people. 225 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,115 - All right? - All right. 226 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:53,742 I'm the queen of Staten Island! 227 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,702 Okay, okay, come on. 228 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:58,538 Marisa Tomei played me in the movie! 229 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,541 [upbeat salsa music] 230 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:06,796 ♪ ♪ 231 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,381 * Touchdown, hand down ♪ 232 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,800 So then he takes the playing card out of his hat, 233 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:14,179 the Ace of Spades, and that's his name. 234 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,514 Ace fucking Spade. 235 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,266 You gotta work on that pitch. 236 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,727 It's just a lot of stage direction. 237 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,937 - [camera shutters clicking] - The fuck? 238 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,522 Yo, how'd they know I'd be here? 239 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,400 I don't know. I-I used your fake name, Tostito Jones. 240 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:28,735 They're probably here for me. 241 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,445 I just shot my second episode of "Blue Bloods." 242 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,030 [chuckles] Fame move fast. 243 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,824 It's your rat. 244 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,785 - Fuck. - Fucking rat. 245 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,287 [sighs] Let's do this. Let's go. 246 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,873 Yeah, yeah. 247 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,833 [camera shutters clicking] 248 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,086 - [grunts] No more pictures! - Oh, shit! 249 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,796 - What's going on? - [screams] 250 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,673 - [camera parts shattering] - Holy shit. 251 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,300 Hey, what's up, boys? Welcome to Miami! 252 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,387 305. That's the area code. Y'all ready to get Crispy? 253 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,888 - Come on. Let's go. - Welcome to Miami. 254 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,890 Who the fuck is that? 255 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,225 Hey, no pictures, no pictures! 256 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,559 Yeah, please. Don't do that. 257 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,727 I'ma take care of everything for you. 258 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,604 One second. I just gotta get the keys. 259 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:07,857 I already got it, boss. Room 427, the Kid Rock suite. 260 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,234 Hold on. Do you work here? 261 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,568 Is that true? It's called the Kid Rock Suite? 262 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,695 I mean, it's just the room that 263 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,238 me and Kid Rock did a bunch of coke 264 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,783 and made love to this woman and it was mad romantic. 265 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,202 - I don't like this guy. - Yeah? 266 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,579 Well, I don't like this guy, either. 267 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,832 [laughs] Crispy! 268 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,084 Oh, I like those glasses. Can I try 'em on? 269 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,336 No. 270 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:32,048 Come on, move your crunchy fucking ass. 271 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,385 Lady? 272 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:38,388 Oh, yeah. And by the way, my name is Crispy. 273 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,849 I got all the best jewelry in Southern Florida. 274 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,767 Hit me up. I'll hook you guys up. 275 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,270 Oh, my shit is way better than Lou's Diamonds. 276 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,231 Lou's Diamonds can suck my dick from the back. 277 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,691 Crispy! 278 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,362 This is fucking awesome! 279 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,864 That's what I'm talking about, dude! 280 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,240 These movies are fucking sick, man. 281 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,409 Vin Diesel is like Martin Scorsese. 282 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,244 The two share the same photo in my head. 283 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,413 How can you love this and not "Endgame"? 284 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,582 I mean, Doc Brown's DeLorean makes more sense 285 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,250 than Dominic Toretto's Charger. 286 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,918 This is a dumb debate, okay? 287 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,004 Action beats sci-fi every time. 288 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,839 It's just mindless fun. 289 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,090 Like, that's the beauty of these movies. 290 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,967 You don't have to follow a story. 291 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,969 - There's no logic. - That's right. 292 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,763 Just strap in, wait for 'splosions. 293 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,848 [dramatic music] 294 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:22,974 Yeah, I got a fucking hand job 295 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,517 to "The Fast and the Furious" once. 296 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,603 [snoring] 297 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:27,812 [chuckles and snorts] 298 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,777 - Oh, hey! - [gasps] 299 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,195 Hey, I got locked out of my room. 300 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,781 - Can I use your shower? - [groans] Yeah, dude. 301 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,824 Where the fuck did you go last night? 302 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,243 [chuckles] Where, indeed. 303 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:43,453 [softly] Where, indeed. 304 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:46,664 The fuck happened to your face, dude? 305 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,249 See ya at breakfast. 306 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,171 [chuckles] Classic Dave. 307 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,384 [upbeat music] 308 00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:01,554 ♪ ♪ 309 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,014 This OJ is mad pulpy. 310 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,808 - Yeah. That's coffee. - Thanks. 311 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,268 - I'll get the next one. - Cool. 312 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:10,814 - [sighs] - Hey! Morning! There he is! 313 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,023 What happened to your face? 314 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,692 I made it right. 315 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,151 What are you guys doing? 316 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,486 Roy's coming with the car 317 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,654 and we're gonna go have the Cuban sandwiches. 318 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:18,947 You forgot? 319 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,281 Oh, we're gonna stop at Crispy's first. 320 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,449 We'll get, like, the sandwiches later. 321 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,992 You're gonna see that asshole? 322 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,160 Yeah, it'll be fun. 323 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,412 You don't even know the fucking guy. 324 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,663 Hey, Pete, I-I don't think we have time. 325 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,665 He's, like, totally in the wrong direction. 326 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,874 What are you talking about? We gotta go. 327 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,001 We gotta go to Crispy's. 328 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,293 We can't miss this party. 329 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,420 When a guy like that walks into your life, 330 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,380 you kinda just gotta go along with it. 331 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,799 When in Rome, you do as the Romans do. 332 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,467 That was originally a threat. 333 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,553 Quando a Roma. 334 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,513 [inhales deeply] All right, guys. Come on. 335 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,104 Hey. Listen to me. 336 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:54,482 Whatever happens to him, I do to you. 337 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,735 Y-you mean, like, only, like, the bad stuff, right? 338 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,653 Yeah, just the bad stuff. 339 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,532 - * You supposed to * - * Party like a mofo ♪ 340 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,409 - * He supposed to * - * Party like a mofo ♪ 341 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,327 - * She's supposed to * - * Party like a mofo ♪ 342 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,038 - * We supposed to * - * Party like a mofo ♪ 343 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,247 - * You supposed to * - * Party like a mofo ♪ 344 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,708 Looks pretty cool, huh? 345 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,627 - * She's supposed to * - * Party like a mofo ♪ 346 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,713 Hey, let's just, like, keep the car running. 347 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,381 Man, fuck you. 348 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,925 Pete, wouldn't it be funny as, like, a bit, 349 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,886 you bought us these watches as a, like, 350 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,304 'cause they're so dumb? 351 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:27,515 I would get the dumbest one as a bit. 352 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,101 Hey, Pete. I think this is, like, a really weird situation. 353 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:34,731 We're in a gas station that sells necklaces. 354 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,983 Yeah, yeah, let's get the fuck outta here. 355 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,736 Lock the fucking safe, Raoul! Ah! 356 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,947 Oh, shit! Pete, you made it! 357 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,241 Oh, baby, I knew you was a real one! 358 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,286 Take it in, baby. Crispy Diamonds, world-famous. 359 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,954 I built this place with my bare hands. 360 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,623 Huh? It's crispy, right? Huh? 361 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,166 - Yeah, man. - Let's get you hooked up. 362 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,543 Yeah, uh, we just, you know, wanted to come by, 363 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,712 say hello, and check out the place. 364 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:01,549 It's real cool, but we gotta get going for a gig, so... 365 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,426 What do you mean? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 366 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,136 You're gonna drive all the way out to see me 367 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,763 and not check out all the crispies? 368 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,973 You know I got the crispies. Come on, you can't leave. 369 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,100 Just give me one more chance, all right? 370 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,726 Look, I got the Instagram wall. 371 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,938 You can take a picture in front of the famous Instagram wall! 372 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,439 Sorry, man. We gotta go, but-- 373 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,441 You know what? You're right. This place is a shithole. 374 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,402 I'm gonna take you to someplace really crispy. 375 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,195 I got another place. It's five minutes away. 376 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,697 We could get there in 20 minutes. 377 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:26,116 Just give me one second to call my friend and hook it up. 378 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,283 Glenda, will you get 'em some tap water? 379 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,660 [snaping fingers] Glenda? Glenda? 380 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,620 She's in a K-hole! I'll be right back. 381 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,622 [upbeat music on radio] 382 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,709 So we're, like, going to, like, a second location? 383 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:39,337 Yeah. He said it's, like, extra crispy. 384 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,760 Yeah, welcome to the Crispy compound, boys. 385 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,972 I rented this place out to Diplo once for a foam party, 386 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,307 if you guys wanna watch the Ring footage later. 387 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:54,561 - [chuckling] Take it in, boys! - Wow. 388 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,063 This place is sick, man. We should've came here first. 389 00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,358 - Make yourselves at home. - Wow. 390 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,444 That--that was, like, literally, 391 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,196 like, a two-hour drive. We are so fucked. 392 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,532 Fuck. 393 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,618 Pete, you should buy this fucking moose. 394 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,371 I'm not selling a fucking thing! 395 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,166 - [snorting laughter] - Dad, you're embarrassing me. 396 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,917 [chuckles uncomfortably] Crispy! 397 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,753 Your name is Ben! 398 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,046 Shh! Come on! 399 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,424 You and your friends can take a look around. 400 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:29,304 Don't touch anything or you're dead. 401 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,221 Come on, Pete. I wanna show you something. 402 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,848 Okay. 403 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,600 I'm so sorry. My dad's so embarrassing. 404 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,727 I don't even know if he's my biological dad. 405 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,354 He raised me, but we never really known if he-- 406 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,522 Hey, uh, Mr. Crispy, uh, 407 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,691 Pete's has to get to this show before this boat leaves. 408 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,318 His career kind of depends on it. 409 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,736 Okay, I'm sorry. Excuse me. 410 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,446 Are you, like, the manager or the agent or something? 411 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:47,947 'Cause what the fuck do you keep interrupting me for? 412 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,033 Seriously? I just need a couple minutes with him. 413 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,242 Okay, look, I'm sorry, look. 414 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,952 Please, pretty please with sugar on top 415 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,579 just give me two seconds, we'll be right back. 416 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,039 - That's all I need! - We're almost done. 417 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:59,084 Okay? Just two minutes. Huh? I care about stuff, Pete. 418 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,337 - That's cool, man. - I care about stuff, Pete! 419 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,633 - [sighs] Sick, bro. - Yeah, this this is so-- 420 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,718 I mean, look, you got the leather crisp, 421 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,929 the air conditioning gets extra crispy. 422 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,140 Of course, the GPS, in case you wanna go to Crispytown. 423 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,393 Oh, fuck! The paps are back. 424 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,977 How do they keep finding us? I don't get it. 425 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,437 Oh, shit. 426 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,855 Well, if you want, we could get the fuck outta Dodge. 427 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,857 - That'd be great. How? - In the Dodge. 428 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,234 [laughing] Crispy! 429 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,486 [laughs] Hey, fuck you, Dad! 430 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,821 [both laughing] [engine revving] 431 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,824 [tires squealing] 432 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:37,914 What just happened? 433 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,290 You know what the fuck just happened. 434 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,127 What are you waiting for? Get the fuck outta here! 435 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,879 [energetic synth-driven music] 436 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,464 Go! 437 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,508 Go! [keys jingling] 438 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,343 - Let's go, baby. - Let's ride. 439 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:53,346 [keys jingle] Fuck it! Let's do this. 440 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,056 [The Pointer Sisters' "Neutron Dance"] 441 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,850 Hey, what are we doing here? 442 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:59,394 Why are we doing this? We're all chasing this guy? 443 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,979 For a picture? And this is the car? 444 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,732 Did you decide this? I'm bigger than the car. 445 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:07,902 * I don't want to take it anymore ♪ 446 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,697 ♪ I'll just stay here locked behind the door ♪ 447 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,574 ♪ ♪ 448 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:16,745 ♪ Just no time to stop and get away ♪ 449 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,873 ♪ 'Cause I work so hard to make it every day ♪ 450 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,249 ♪ ♪ 451 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,375 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪ 452 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,336 We cooking today, boy! 453 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,212 Save this nigga, Pete! 454 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,173 * Whoo-hoo ♪ 455 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,383 ♪ ♪ 456 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,260 Oh, shit! They're following you? 457 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,346 - Fuck! - "Page Six" and "Just Jared"! 458 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,680 You just keep driving, 459 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,766 and I'm gonna smoke these jive turkeys. 460 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,017 [cackles] 461 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,685 No, it's fine! They can just take my picture! 462 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,062 Oh, no! 463 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,230 ♪ ♪ 464 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,690 [gunfire and ricochets] 465 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,942 There's fucking guns! Crispy, no! 466 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,652 both: Oh, shit! 467 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,781 - [gunfire and ricochets] - Keep it straight! 468 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,700 Don't do that! Please! Please! 469 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,578 The fucking pickles. That's the secret. 470 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,955 Unbelievable pickle. Watch. You'll see. 471 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,207 - Holy shit. - Mm-hmm. 472 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,541 That's a pickle. 473 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,753 Oh, shit! They're coming around that way! 474 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,297 [yelps] He's gonna shoot! He's shooting at us! 475 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,465 - Excuse me! - Oh, no. God! 476 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,966 - Let me take care of this. - [screams] 477 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,927 [gunfire and ricochets] 478 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,929 ♪ ♪ 479 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,014 [screams] You fucking killed a guy! 480 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,557 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 481 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,769 We are gonna be so fucking late to the show! 482 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,978 I don't think the Cubans are known 483 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:27,649 for their cu-zeen, I'll be honest with you. 484 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,983 For their what? Cu-zeen? 485 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,778 I don't the Cubans are known for their food. 486 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,780 - You said cu-zeen. - Cu-zeen. That's right. 487 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,615 - It's not coo-zeen? - Okay, well-- 488 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,908 I'm not saying... [indistinct] Maybe it's-- 489 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,034 It's cu-zeen. 490 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,370 It's coo-zine or cu-zine? 491 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:41,413 Cu-zeen. 492 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,414 Gilly, what the fuck 493 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,832 is going on back there? 494 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:44,874 That guy dead? 495 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:45,959 Guys, I'm gonna be honest with you. 496 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,293 This fucking sucks! 497 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:50,755 Evan, how you feeling over there, huh? [laughs] 498 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,133 Guys, this is not good! Guys, what do we do? 499 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,218 How the fuck are we talking to each other? 500 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,803 * And it's hard to say ♪ 501 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,805 ♪ Just how some things never change ♪ 502 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,182 ♪ And it's hard to find ♪ 503 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,476 ♪ Any strength to draw the line ♪ 504 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:06,855 ♪ Oh, I'm just burning doin' the neutron dance ♪ 505 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,774 ♪ ♪ 506 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,651 Now it's time for the heavy artillery. 507 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,361 The Nick Cannon, baby! 508 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,654 - Watch your hair! - Oh, what? 509 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,322 - Oh, fuck. - What the fuck? 510 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,323 - [laughs] - No. 511 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,826 - The ultimate crispy! - No! 512 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,786 Don't kill my friends! Please don't kill my friends! 513 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,373 What is that? both: Bazooka! 514 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,083 [laughs] 515 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:31,463 ♪ ♪ 516 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,506 ♪ ♪ 517 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,383 Oh, my God! 518 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,887 - [laughs] - [laughs] 519 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,890 ♪ ♪ 520 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,017 [sighs] 521 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,394 Oh, my God. I think I killed that crispy to death. 522 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,729 [laughs] 523 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,648 Crispy! [laughter] 524 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,443 - Yeah! - [indistinct] 525 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,445 This is insane. 526 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,988 I can't believe this ended up being 527 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,074 kind of the coolest shit I've ever seen in my life, dude. 528 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,242 - [laughter] - Yeah! 529 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,660 [upbeat music] 530 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,578 Yeah, baby! [gunshot] 531 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,704 Oh, fuck! 532 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,874 [singing in Spanish] 533 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:14,422 ♪ ♪ 534 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,216 - Whoo! - Yeah. 535 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:23,431 ♪ ♪ 536 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,434 [retching] Oh, fuck! 537 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:29,229 Fuck, did we just kill somebody? 538 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,231 [groans] 539 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,565 [coughs] 540 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:35,151 All right, motherfuckers. It's been real. 541 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,904 If y'all ever in the 305 again, you know who to call, 542 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,781 but I change my number, like, every two weeks, 543 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:43,576 so you can email me at BenGluberman@2cmail.net. 544 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:47,497 Hot boy shit. [giggles] Whoo! [sighs] 545 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:48,540 Crispy. 546 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,710 [engine revving] 547 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,050 All right, we're shutting it down. 548 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,094 I'm getting sober now. 549 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,721 No more drugs. 550 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,561 [birds singing] 551 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,023 You made back-to-school pancakes? 552 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,274 Mm-hmm. 553 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,984 I know it seems like I pay 554 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,153 so much more attention to Peter, 555 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,864 but honey, you are always in my thoughts. 556 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:24,617 And so now, I'm gonna make sure to show you that 557 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:28,455 - every single day. - Okay. 558 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,706 I need you to tell me 559 00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,666 exactly what you're talking about right now. 560 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,168 Oh, it's nothing for you to worry about. 561 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,252 It's all for the best. 562 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,545 So I'm just supposed to live in fear? 563 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,797 No, you can rest assured 564 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,300 that your mother is keeping a watchful eye on you. 565 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,135 Do I have a transmitter in my body right now? 566 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,845 Oh, please. That's ridiculous. 567 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,389 It's just your phone, your car, and your key fob. 568 00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:49,768 Point is, I'm now going to interfere in your life 569 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,644 just as much as I interfere in Peter's. 570 00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:52,896 So listen, 571 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,231 I went onto Instagram, and I found out 572 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:57,984 all the other people who work at your hospital, 573 00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:01,654 and I have identified your handsomest supervisors. 574 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:02,864 No. 575 00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,407 All right? Let's start with Patrick. 576 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,450 Married. 577 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,243 How 'bout Brian? 578 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,996 Oh, I see a pause there! 579 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,375 I know what I gotta do. I gotta slide in some DMs. 580 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:17,545 Fuck. 581 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,172 I mean, it doesn't make sense. 582 00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,465 I'm glad we made it, 583 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,008 but something's still fucking pissing me off. 584 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,885 Like, how the fuck do they keep finding us? 585 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,929 How do they all know our location? 586 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:30,225 Oh, shit. Uh, Pete, I gotta tell you something. 587 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:34,604 Your mom has been tracking your location. 588 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:35,897 - What? - Whoa! 589 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,608 - Your mom's the rat, dude. - You think? 590 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,819 Definitely, dude. He just said it. 591 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,487 - I don't know. - My mom's a rat? 592 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,239 She's definitely the rat. 593 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,824 You guys don't think she would do that to me, right? 594 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,158 We should kill her. 595 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,827 Peter. 596 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,412 Come on. I wanna talk to you a minute. 597 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:57,419 What's up, what's up? 598 00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,630 You're gonna kill your mom? Your mom is a fucking rat? 599 00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:01,715 I don't know what to do. 600 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,633 Shut the fuck up. 601 00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:05,301 What are you, fucking stupid? 602 00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:06,636 Yes. 603 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,805 Yeah, I think so. I wanna show you something. 604 00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:11,307 Look at these pictures. 605 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,768 Every place we went, the paparazzi were there. 606 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:14,978 Look at everybody's face, 607 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:17,147 how surprised and shocked we all were. 608 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:20,525 Not this big, fat fuck. Look at this face. 609 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,568 He looks happy. What do you mean? 610 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:22,569 What's wrong with that? 611 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,653 "What's wrong with that?" 612 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,155 That's your fucking rat. 613 00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:27,574 He's like he knew there was gonna be paparazzi here. 614 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,576 He looks like he's ready to walk the fucking red carpet 615 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,037 like he's gonna win a fucking Emmy or something. 616 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,872 - Gilly's the rat. - That's your fucking rat. 617 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,165 What do I do? 618 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,208 I can't take care of everything for you. 619 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,085 You just get rid of him. That's all. 620 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:42,047 Thanks, Pop. You're, uh-- you're part of the crew now. 621 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,340 I don't want to be part of your crew. 622 00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:44,591 Fuck your crew. 623 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,217 Just do this and take care of your own shit. 624 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,886 All right. 625 00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:52,223 [sighs] Can I talk to you for a sec? 626 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:53,308 Yeah. 627 00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,392 Just, like, over there in private? 628 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:56,019 Yeah. 629 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:03,360 'Sup, dude? 630 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:05,111 "'Sup dude" me. I know it was you. 631 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,863 - Fuck. I didn't do anything. - You sold me out. 632 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,156 - I didn't sell you out. - Yeah, you did. 633 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,991 You sold me out. My Poppy told me you sold me out. 634 00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:10,992 You're gonna listen to that guy? 635 00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:11,993 - Yeah! - Why? 636 00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:13,536 He's my fucking grandfather! 637 00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:14,871 What the fuck is that, dude? 638 00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,289 Why would he lie? What'd you do? 639 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:19,292 - I didn't do anything. - Just tell me what you did! 640 00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:21,044 All right. 641 00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:23,046 There was a girl at the "Daily Mail." 642 00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:24,881 Got a weird thing going. 643 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:27,759 I wanted fucking to have sex with her, dude. 644 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,552 So I told her where you were a bunch. 645 00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:33,556 That's what I'm worth? You sold me out for a blow job? 646 00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:36,101 It was head. 647 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:39,187 Do not let this ruin our fucking future together, dude. 648 00:24:39,229 --> 00:24:40,230 What? 649 00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,606 You know what I'm talking about. 650 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:42,982 We started from the bottom, dude, and now, we're-- 651 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,317 - we're here, we're here! - No, we didn't! 652 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,236 I've known you for like three months! 653 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:48,738 I was pretty low, dude! That was my bottom! 654 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,073 Dude, it's over. 655 00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:51,449 Dude, don't fucking tell anybody about this. 656 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:52,575 Don't tell Chris Evans. 657 00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:53,827 Don't fucking touch your phone, dude. 658 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,745 Do not tell Chris Evans about this. 659 00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:56,705 I just told him. 660 00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,206 Chris! 661 00:24:58,248 --> 00:24:59,791 Dude, it's over. Go home. 662 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:00,917 We're friends, dude. 663 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,919 We're, like, tight friends, dude. 664 00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:06,172 It's not about friends, it's about family. 665 00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:08,717 You're not family. Now get the fuck outta here. 666 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:11,761 [Wiz Khalifa's "See You Again"] 667 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:14,639 [delicate piano music] 668 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:18,101 ♪ ♪ 669 00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:22,355 * It's been a long day ♪ 670 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:24,774 ♪ Without you, my friend ♪ 671 00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:30,613 ♪ And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again ♪ 672 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,949 Shall we? 673 00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:37,370 There you go. Thank you. I'm proud of you, Peter. 674 00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:38,955 I love you, Poppy. 675 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,790 Where's Gilly going? 676 00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:43,084 - He lives in Miami now. - Oh? 677 00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:45,920 - He was the rat. - Oh... 678 00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:48,840 * Oh, oh ♪ 679 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:51,801 [overlapping shouting] 680 00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:56,306 ♪ ♪ 681 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:04,189 ♪ ♪ 682 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,275 Slap him in the face, you weird, little man! 683 00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:09,527 [grunts] 684 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:18,078 [groans] 685 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:23,458 [cheers] Yes! Yes! 686 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:31,299 Yeah, not sure what that means, but we won. 687 00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:33,468 * And now you gon' be with me for the last ride ♪ 688 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:39,015 * Let the light guide your way ♪ 689 00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:40,600 ♪ Yeah ♪ 690 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:45,730 ♪ Hold every memory as you go ♪ 691 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:49,109 ♪ And every road you take ♪ 692 00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:53,822 ♪ Will always lead you home ♪ 693 00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:56,991 ♪ Home ♪ 694 00:26:57,033 --> 00:27:02,831 ♪ It's been a long day from where we began ♪ 695 00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:06,042 ♪ Oh, I'll tell you all about it ♪ 696 00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:09,129 ♪ When I see you again ♪ 697 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:12,215 - ♪ Oh, oh * - * Uh ♪ 698 00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:15,218 - * Oh, oh * - * Yeah ♪ 699 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,137 * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 700 00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:18,555 * Yo ♪ 701 00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:23,184 * When I see you again, see you again ♪ 702 00:27:23,226 --> 00:27:25,937 * Yeah, yeah ♪