1 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:23,231 [dramatic tone] 2 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:30,739 [soft rustling] 3 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,248 [phone chimes] 4 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,712 What? 5 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,257 [sighs] 6 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:53,720 [line trilling] 7 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:56,097 The number you dialed is not in ser-- 8 00:00:57,974 --> 00:00:59,559 [exhales] [line trilling] 9 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,311 The mailbox is full and cannot accept 10 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:02,645 any messages at this ti-- 11 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:05,357 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 12 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,068 Oh, no. 13 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:11,905 [tense music building] 14 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:13,907 Oh, my God. [sobbing] 15 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,742 Oh, my God, Peter! 16 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,452 [screaming] 17 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:20,372 [alarm beeps] 18 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:23,041 [upbeat pop music playing] 19 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,584 [gasps] 20 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:29,798 * I'm just looking for a higher love ♪ 21 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:33,301 ♪ ♪ 22 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:35,345 [clears throat] 23 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:38,807 * Looking for a higher love ♪ 24 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,767 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,686 [sighs] 26 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:44,270 Mm, fuck. 27 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:46,398 [upbeat percussive music] 28 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,733 [grunts] Fuck. 29 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:55,323 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,783 Morning, ladies. 31 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,243 Uh, do you guys have a phone charger? 32 00:01:58,284 --> 00:01:59,953 My phone died. 33 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:07,168 ♪ ♪ 34 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,295 Thank you. 35 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,591 {\an8}[phone chiming] 36 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,637 What the fuck? 37 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,973 Am I dead? 38 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:24,394 ♪ ♪ 39 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,062 {\an8}Look, Ma. I can tell you're a little upset. 40 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,981 {\an8}- I'm sorry. - A little upset? 41 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,232 {\an8}Peter, I thought you were dead. 42 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,483 {\an8}Yeah, well, I'm not, okay? 43 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,068 {\an8}So we should all be grateful, all right? 44 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,653 {\an8}I just don't understand how somebody could put 45 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,863 {\an8}a story like this on the Internet, 46 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,489 and nobody does anything about it. 47 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:37,824 Yeah, I don't get it, either, Ma, okay? 48 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,367 But there's nothing I can do about it, so-- 49 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,744 God, I'm still shaking. 50 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,579 I'm having my first cigarette in 20 years. 51 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:43,788 Nothing like the first one back. 52 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,331 It wasn't any of my cigarettes, right? 53 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,833 'Cause my cigarettes are not cigarettes. 54 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,335 We've talked about this. 55 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,170 Shit, Ma. I--I gotta go. 56 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:51,671 Peter, what could possibly 57 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,423 be more important than this right now? 58 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,759 I'm saving the planet. 59 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,552 Wait, Peter-- 60 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:00,513 Electricity is now cheaper than any electricity 61 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,682 that can be made from fossil fuels. 62 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,017 [phone chimes] 63 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,102 [applause] 64 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,271 Dude, what the fuck? They're still using the photo. 65 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,273 I hate this fucking picture. Why do people keep using it? 66 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,900 Ugh, I know. 67 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:14,527 I think they got it from Wikipedia. 68 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,029 Like, don't we have somebody on this? 69 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,739 - Can't somebody remove this? - Yeah, yeah. 70 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:20,158 He--he did, but someone keeps putting it back up there. 71 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,368 Can you get it removed? 72 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:22,535 This is fuckin' embarrassing, okay? 73 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:23,995 I know. I'm sorry. 74 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,747 Hey, one more round of applause for Jon Stewart. 75 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,207 [applause] 76 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,125 Oh, my God! 77 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,503 - My boy. - How are they? 78 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,463 Don't mention global warming. They're very touchy. 79 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:34,964 I'd like to thank my friend Jon Stewart 80 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,550 for being able to talk about rising sea levels, 81 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,636 and somehow, amazingly, 82 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:43,223 turn it into hilarious shtick. [light laughter] 83 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:44,891 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 84 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:49,354 I am extremely happy to announce he's alive and well. 85 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,064 Please welcome Pete Davidson. 86 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,565 [applause] 87 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:55,735 [upbeat music playing] 88 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:59,239 ♪ ♪ 89 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,615 Thanks, man. 90 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,451 Hey, Al. Uh, sorry about all the fake death business. 91 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,953 Oh, Wu-Tang. 92 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,289 Hi, guys. 93 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,208 Uh, thank you so much for having me. 94 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,960 Thanks to Al, and Jon Stewart. 95 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:15,880 It is awesome to be here, uh, for the environment, and-- 96 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,426 Uh-- 97 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,677 [whispering] what the fuck is that? 98 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,389 [scoffs] [crowd murmuring] 99 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,225 Uh, there's a-- 100 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,935 I--I have a troll. 101 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,437 [chuckles] 102 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:31,604 That's an icebreaker. 103 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,023 And speaking of icebreakers-- 104 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,400 [exhales] Fuck. 105 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,693 So who keeps putting the picture back up? 106 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:40,447 Some guy with the username ImAScatMan76. 107 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:41,948 I fucking love that song. 108 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,908 Get it removed, okay? This is embarrassing. 109 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,452 - I'm on it. - Look at that picture. 110 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:46,619 Jon looks ten years younger than me. 111 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:48,413 - Peter! - Stew! 112 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,581 Huh! Huh! 113 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,416 So glad you're alive. 114 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:54,919 - I think Gore's drunk. - Wow. 115 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,296 Yeah. I can't tell if it's a Southern thing, 116 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:57,422 or if he's just fucking hammered. 117 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,132 - Yeah, he's shitfaced. - Yeah. 118 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,967 - Doesn't recycle, either. - Really? 119 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,135 Yeah. Fucking guy. 120 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:04,220 Man, all this shit, man, I-- 121 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,097 we gotta talk, man. I think--I think it's time. 122 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,599 I think you gotta throw your hat in the ring. 123 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,184 It's time-- it's time to run for president. 124 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:10,685 [laughs] 125 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,771 Yeah, I--I don't think that's gonna happen. 126 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:13,938 Come on, Stew. Right, Evan? 127 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,732 The world's in fucking crisis, dude. 128 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:16,816 - Yeah. - It's dogshit out there. 129 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,151 We're fucked, man. You gotta run. 130 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:20,987 I mean, if you don't, Jon, I'm gonna have to. 131 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,405 Yeah, I don't-- 132 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,032 I don't think you should do that. 133 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,367 How old do you have to be? 134 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,285 See, that's--right there. 135 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,245 [scoffs] 136 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:31,122 Why, are you, like-- 137 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,832 are you afraid I won't win, or something? [chuckles] 138 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,626 Yeah, that's not what I'm afraid of. 139 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,544 Listen, I--I gotta go. 140 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,588 - Okay. - I've got a world to run. 141 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,007 You know, we control a lot of this shit. 142 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,384 Don't tell anybody that. 143 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:43,843 Just, like, media and finance and shit. 144 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,804 - Yeah, yeah. - And government. 145 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:46,846 Sure. 146 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,515 Clothing. 147 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,392 Atmosphere. 148 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,018 Jews. 149 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,019 Don't fuck with us. 150 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,771 All of you, half of me. 151 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,231 Don't run for president. 152 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:57,440 Please stop telling him no. 153 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,901 It only makes him wanna run more. 154 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,487 It's my anniversary. 155 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,030 Can I borrow your cock? 156 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,245 Okay, so he said we could donate all this stuff. 157 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:11,913 Jesus. 158 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:21,965 I haven't, uh, heard from you in a while. 159 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,426 How is Pete? 160 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,802 Oh, yeah. He's--he's good. 161 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,721 We've just been, like, super busy on the road. 162 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,180 And, um, yeah, I was just-- 163 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,975 it was, like, my girlfriend's birthday, so-- 164 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,477 Oh, it seems like ever since you started dating her, 165 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,396 you've been distracted. 166 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,148 It's been like, six years. 167 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:41,943 Just remember, Evan, nothing is as important as family. 168 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:45,238 Yeah. Hey, um, Amy, I think I'm-- 169 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,990 I'm ready. Like, I-- 170 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,658 I think I'm gonna propose to Lizzie. 171 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,869 No, I meant our family. 172 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,163 You know, which I consider you a part of. 173 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,372 You wanna get engaged? 174 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,749 Peter was engaged once. 175 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:58,209 I don't know if you heard about how that turned out. 176 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,295 Do you want a song written about you? 177 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:03,048 And the worst part is, I like the song, you know? 178 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,008 It's like an earworm. It's got a very catchy hook. 179 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,718 Anyway, as a part of the family, 180 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,678 I expect you to take your job seriously. 181 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,847 Oh, I--I take it really seriously. 182 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:13,183 I mean, I was literally up all night 183 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:16,061 taking down the stupid picture, like, over and over again. 184 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,062 [ominous music] 185 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,190 What picture? 186 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,983 You could look at it like this. 187 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:25,070 You're like Tom Sawyer getting to see his own funeral, right? 188 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,197 'Cause I imagine a lot of-- a lot of old friends 189 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:28,865 reached out, and they were happy to see 190 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:29,949 that you were alive. 191 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,659 So that must have felt good, right? 192 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,453 No. Not really. 193 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:34,829 I mean, it was awful. 194 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,623 Like, my mom had a full fuckin' panic attack. 195 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,208 Oof. I'm sorry to hear that. 196 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,043 Dr. Rossi, can you imagine being my mom? 197 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,920 You find out your son dies, and then you go online 198 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,172 and you read the news, and this is the picture they use? 199 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,423 Huh? Look at that. 200 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,716 Squinting like an idiot. 201 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,176 Right, but Pete, 202 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,886 this isn't really about the photograph, right? 203 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:54,140 This is about a lack of control over the situation. 204 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,518 I get really fuckin' mad at things I can't control. 205 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,562 I get upset 'cause, you know, I try to do nice things. 206 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,815 Like, I do a climate change thing, 207 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,233 and I wanna feel good. 208 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,026 And then people online are just like, 209 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,945 "Oh, Pete's a cokehead. Pete's on coke." 210 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,655 You know, 'cause I move my jaw when I get nervous. 211 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:09,989 And I wasn't even on coke, you know? 212 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,282 That's why I get so upset. 213 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,451 If I was on coke, I'd be like, wow, good job. 214 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,744 You--good eye, you know? 215 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,079 But I wasn't on coke, you know what I'm saying? 216 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,081 Uh, right. But Pete, are you on coke? 217 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,666 N-now? No. 218 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,960 Like, if you came to me like, "Yo, did you--do you do coke?" 219 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,211 I'd be like, no. But like, 220 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,254 if someone's like, "You wanna do a bump?" 221 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:25,755 - I'd be like, yeah. - Okay, okay. 222 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,215 - I am not on cocaine... - Okay. 223 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,175 - Right now. - [mutters indistinctly] 224 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,429 okay, as long as you're not on it now. 225 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,972 Or too much. 226 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,724 Well, Pete, like, look-- [clears throat] 227 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,600 People are gonna attack public figures. 228 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:38,810 You know that they are. 229 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,186 They're not gonna stop, right? 230 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,147 And you don't lead a quiet life, do you? 231 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,815 [sighs] I'm, like, a sensitive guy. 232 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,443 And I've told people how sensitive I am 233 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:47,569 and what I struggle with, 234 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:48,695 and yet, they still fuck with me, 235 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:49,988 and I don't get it, you know? 236 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,240 It's--I'm sorry, man. 237 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,242 - This is stupid. - No, it's not stupid. 238 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,493 My advice? 239 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,830 Stop actively looking for things to upset you. 240 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,665 If you're gonna keep going online 241 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:01,916 just to feel sorry for yourself, 242 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,126 then whose problem is that, Pete? 243 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,586 That's your problem, all right? 244 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:05,712 Don't blame other people for that. 245 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,298 Take some control over your life. 246 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,924 Yeah. 247 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,218 Yeah, take control. Just don't go on the Internet. 248 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,720 Don't look at the picture. Fuck the picture. 249 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,306 Just pretend the photo doesn't exist. 250 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,474 Thanks, Dr. Rossi. 251 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,808 Nice to see you smiling, pal. 252 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,018 That makes me happy. 253 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,811 I got you penciled in here, pal. 254 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,605 See you next week, buddy. 255 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,857 I want to major in artificial meat. 256 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,650 But not, like, the chemistry of it, 257 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,735 but, like, the marketing of it. 258 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,862 Like, watch this. 259 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,364 The Unbelievaburger. 260 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,740 Yeah. 261 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,158 You guys are good with computers, right? 262 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,451 Yeah, I guess. 263 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,912 How do you find out who somebody is online? 264 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,539 Do you like, track their IP address or something? 265 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,458 Oh, you don't need to do any of that CIA shit. 266 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,169 Most people use the same username for different sites. 267 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,922 So sometimes you can just, like, follow the trail. 268 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:53,677 All right, can you help me find ImAScatMan76? 269 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:56,221 [mellow music] 270 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:59,265 [dogs barking] 271 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:03,812 ♪ ♪ 272 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:07,023 This is what it's all about, Peter. 273 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,484 Look how nice this is, huh? 274 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:14,280 Everything else in the whole world is bullshit. 275 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,157 It's really nice. Thanks for bringing me out here. 276 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,743 You're not supposed to smoke here. 277 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,036 What? 278 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,038 You're not supposed to smoke here. 279 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,998 What are you, a fuckin' forest ranger? 280 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,292 This is the planet Earth, pal. 281 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,877 We're outside. 282 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,046 Don't you have a fuckin' job or something to do 283 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,715 instead of breaking balls? 284 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,049 Get the fuck out of here. 285 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,884 Mind your fuckin' business. 286 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,261 Unbelievable. 287 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,221 What the fuck is that? Are we on "Candid Camera"? 288 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,348 Did they bring that show back? 289 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,518 [sighs] 290 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,813 I've been meaning to say something to you, 291 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,398 'cause you're acting more and more mopey 292 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,859 all the time, like you're not enjoying yourself or nothing. 293 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,402 - What's up? - Yeah, I had a-- 294 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,903 I had a weird week. 295 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,488 Because of the fake death bullshit? 296 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,741 - Yeah. - I mean, I'm actually dying, 297 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,075 - so I-- - No, I know. I'm sorry. 298 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,202 - I know. - I didn't say it for that. 299 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,413 No, I know. I just--it's not just that. 300 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,206 There's also this guy that keeps 301 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,708 stalking me and harassing me, 302 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,460 and I don't know what to do about it. 303 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,003 I could tell you what to do about it. 304 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,213 We'll go get Roy, and we'll go see this guy 305 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,673 and have a talk to him, that's all. 306 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,758 Fuck, all right, take it easy. 307 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:15,884 You can't just do that, all right? 308 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,218 I'll get fuckin' sued. 309 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,887 Plus, I already talked to my therapist about it. 310 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,680 He said it's just best to leave it alone. 311 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,182 - Your therapist? - Yeah. 312 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,434 You pay this fuckin' guy. I can't believe it. 313 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,727 Someone has to listen. 314 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,062 He tells you just forget about it. 315 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,605 You don't forget about it. 316 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,857 I just don't know why people fuck with me, Pop. 317 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:31,941 Why won't they leave me alone? 318 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,402 - You don't know why? - No. 319 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,446 Peter, look. See that big dog over there? 320 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,365 - Yeah. - Well, look at the little dog 321 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,324 yipping at him. 322 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,992 And the big dog's doing nothing. 323 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,119 - You know why? - 'Cause he's scared? 324 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,913 No, he's not scared. 325 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,498 He knows if he lets out one roar, 326 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,249 he'll ruin that fuckin' little puppy's day. 327 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,584 That thing will fuckin' go scatter, 328 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:50,960 and he's liable to have a heart attack. 329 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,546 He's gonna run like a fuckin' rabbit. 330 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,007 You know what I mean, big dog? 331 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,136 Be the big dog. 332 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,971 Don't let people shit on you and make you miserable. 333 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,431 I don't fucking like it. 334 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,809 Fight back, Peter. Fight back. 335 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,560 You're a fighter. It's in our blood. 336 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:10,146 [upbeat hip-hop music] 337 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:13,316 You're right. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em. 338 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,818 I'm gonna fucking do something about this. 339 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,277 I hope you do, Peter. 340 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,779 You're the best. I love you. 341 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,781 - I'll see you later. - Go kick ass. 342 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,866 - I will. - My boy. 343 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,496 all: Ohh! 344 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,997 Ah, it's like real-life "Fruit Ninja." 345 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,457 - [laughs] - Try the watermelon. 346 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:32,919 - [all exclaim] - Whoo! 347 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,045 All right. 348 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,296 Someone throw me a fuckin' pumpkin. 349 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,881 - No! - Whoa, whoa. 350 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,466 - No. - Respect. 351 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,010 Hey, Dave, why don't you get your Klingon sword? 352 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,720 All right. 353 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,556 Once again, Pete, this is a glaive, not a bat'leth. 354 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,349 Have you ever seen a titty before? 355 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,392 Oh, fuck. 356 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,227 What? 357 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,688 I think your mom might have found Scatman. 358 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:52,856 Really? What? 359 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:53,857 Gimme the--gimme! 360 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,358 The fuck? 361 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,527 Dave, gimme your Klingon sword! 362 00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:04,534 ♪ ♪ 363 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,876 - Shit. Shit. - So you just 364 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,127 gave him the address? 365 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,087 We don't know anything about this guy. 366 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,339 He could be a psychopath. 367 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,882 Yeah, but he just, like, took my phone. 368 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,633 - Oh, so you just let him go? - No, he was, like, 369 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,594 holding this sword, and he was-- 370 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,387 he was acting, like, really intense. 371 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:27,015 And he had this, like, insane look on his face. 372 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,475 What does that even mean? 373 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,143 Yeah, it was like-- like that. 374 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,272 Fucking Crillz. 375 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,400 [sighs] Damn it. Call me an Uber. 376 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,652 [ominous percussive music] 377 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:44,824 ♪ ♪ 378 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,618 [tires screech] 379 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,994 - Peter. - Mom? 380 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,329 What are you doing here? 381 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,081 What are you doing here? Are you tracking me? 382 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,124 What do you think I'm doing? I'm getting you out of here. 383 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,293 Does Dave know you have his Klingon sword? 384 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,504 It's a glaive, and no, he doesn't. 385 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,673 Look, the guy who posts the pictures lives here, 386 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,257 and I'm waiting for him. He's not home yet. 387 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,176 Well, thank God for that. You don't know this guy. 388 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,678 - What if he's dangerous? - Da-- 389 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,762 I'm fuckin' dangerous! 390 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,097 Yes, Peter. You're very dangerous. 391 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,139 - Get in the car. - I'm doing this. 392 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,641 Get in the fucking car! 393 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,017 [lowers voice] All right. Don't make a scene. 394 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,435 Jesus Christ. 395 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,356 I think we should go home. 396 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,857 No, we're waiting till he gets back. 397 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,026 Why don't you just give his name to your lawyers 398 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,444 - and let them deal with it? - No, Ma. 399 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,029 I'm tired of people doing this shit to me. 400 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,364 I need to see him. 401 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:25,824 How do you know he's not on vacation? 402 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,868 I don't care. I'll wait a fucking week, okay? 403 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,705 All right. I will wait too. 404 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,874 [light tense music] 405 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:41,840 ♪ ♪ 406 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,425 You hungry? 407 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,553 Yeah, I could eat. Yeah. 408 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,096 If I'd known we were doing a stakeout, 409 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,431 I would have bought some sandwiches. 410 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,141 - [chuckles] - Maybe there's a store 411 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,185 - I could walk to. - No, I got it. 412 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,812 You want burritos? 413 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,233 You know, detective, I, uh-- 414 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,901 I know you don't like working with me 415 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,571 because I'm a young rookie cop who doesn't play by the rules. 416 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,198 But just know, I love what I do, 417 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,325 and I fuckin' get the job done. 418 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:14,122 I've seen a lot of things on these streets. 419 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,917 I'm out here to protect people, 'cause that's my job. 420 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,919 - It's what we fucking do. - It's what we do. 421 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,087 It's what we do. 422 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,756 Thank you. 423 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,426 So what do we do when he gets home? 424 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:27,927 I don't know. I figured I'd roll up on him 425 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:31,139 with, like, that weird sword, and just see what happens. 426 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,316 You know, when I read that story... 427 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:45,695 [sighs] You know why it wrecked me? 428 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:49,532 Because I immediately believed it. 429 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:53,161 [scoffs] It's like the thing that you always knew 430 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,455 was gonna happen had finally happened. 431 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,294 You can't imagine what it's like to live like this, honey. 432 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,047 You-- 433 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:08,385 do you have any idea how hard it is to be your mother? 434 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,891 [motorcycle engine revs] 435 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,559 Ah! Ye, no! 436 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,228 Did I miss anything? What happened? 437 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,897 No. 438 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,273 No, you're good. 439 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,858 Fuck. 440 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,193 Damn, it stinks in here. 441 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,736 I'm gonna throw this stuff away. 442 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,571 Yeah. 443 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:36,204 [upbeat music playing] 444 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,831 Shit. It's showtime. 445 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,792 [tense percussive music] 446 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:46,589 ♪ ♪ 447 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,590 Hey! 448 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,762 Dr. Rossi? 449 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,139 Pete. 450 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,599 What, uh-- why are you at my home? 451 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,518 Are you--are you "What About Bob"-ing me? 452 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,769 What--what is this? This is-- 453 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,271 - this is inappropriate, Pete. - Inappro-- 454 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,522 - you're the fuckin' Scatman? - Whoa! 455 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:03,815 - It's you? - Pete, 456 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,692 I think you're having a manic paranoid episode, 457 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,277 and you're projecting this onto me, okay? 458 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,611 That's bullshit. How come the user 459 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,530 had an LLC agreement attached to this address? 460 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:11,781 - The user-- - Okay, okay, fine! 461 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,533 - How come--how come you-- - Yes! Fine! Yes! 462 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,327 Bravo, Pete. Bravo. You caught me. 463 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,371 Uh, congratulations. 464 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,290 Light up your pipe, Sherlock Holmes, 465 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,332 'cause this one's in the books. 466 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,834 What is this? 467 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,252 Why--why do you have a glaive? Have you come to kill me? 468 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,628 What are you doing, Pete? 469 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,464 I don't know, man. I'm really fuckin' confused. 470 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,382 Why don't we go inside and have a little chat 471 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,843 about this, free of charge. 472 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,636 [ominous music] 473 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,059 Put the weapon down, 474 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,643 and let's just have a little chat. 475 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:41,936 Why would you do this to me? You know how triggering 476 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,480 - and fucking traumatic this is? - Look, Pete. 477 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,856 I thought you would have figured this out by now, 478 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,358 but clearly, it's just not getting through to you. 479 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,068 You don't see what this is? 480 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,361 I am helping you, Pete. 481 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,154 This is all part of our treatment. 482 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,155 What are you talking about? 483 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,531 All this work you're doing. 484 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,824 You're obsessing over this Wikipedia picture. 485 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,743 You know what that tells me, Pete? 486 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:59,162 That tells me that you're not doing very good at all. 487 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,498 I mean, Pete, this is just my way of tracking you, 488 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,791 or controlling you, you know? 489 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,751 But, like, I'm trying to keep tabs 490 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,337 on if you're making any progress, and God damn it, 491 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,588 you have failed! 492 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,631 What kind of method is that? 493 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:10,840 What kind of therapy is that? 494 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:11,966 I don't have to explain myself to you. 495 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,176 You sound like all the rest of them. 496 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,511 They all say, oh, you're crazy. 497 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,513 Your methods are impractical, 498 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,640 inhumane, ineffective, they won't work, 499 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,392 they're not, uh, based in science. 500 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,601 And you know what I say? Shut your-- 501 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:24,020 shut your mouth, you stupid Harvard asshole! 502 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,605 I'm not even a college-trained therapist, 503 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:26,690 and I know more than you. 504 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,024 You don't have a college degree? 505 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,317 What does that matter? 506 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,277 What, I have to have a little plaque on my wall 507 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,529 for you to feel good? Okay? 508 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,030 - Yeah! - Okay, oh, so now you're-- 509 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,990 you're fixating on what other people have. 510 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,118 Oh, this guy's got a nicer car than me. 511 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,286 This guy has an actual professional therapist. 512 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,705 I gotta have what he has. 513 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,914 My goodness, we're gonna have 514 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,791 a lot to talk about on Thursday, pal. 515 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,710 You don't think it's weird that I pay a guy to talk about 516 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:47,961 a guy who's fucking with my head, 517 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,587 - and it's the same fucking guy? - Not at all. 518 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,922 Do you know what? I'm gonna have to 519 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,382 have a whole other session with you 520 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:53,383 to walk you through this. 521 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:54,592 Okay, how's your Tuesday? 522 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,885 I'm gonna pencil you in for that. 523 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,220 - You're an idiot. I'm leaving. - No, dude! 524 00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,513 Oh, Pete, I get it, okay? 525 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,348 You're frustrated. This is a lot to process. 526 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,891 So--uh, all right. 527 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,728 Well, I will pencil you in for Tuesday, and we are good. 528 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:05,729 No, you're fired. 529 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:06,813 Not even on Thursday? 530 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:07,981 I'm never gonna see you again. 531 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,107 I've already put you in, so I'm gonna 532 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,483 have to charge you if I cancel it now. 533 00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:11,860 But I didn't make the appointment! 534 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:12,902 It's less than 24 hours, and that's just the rule. 535 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:13,903 - You're fired! - Okay, Pete, 536 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,238 - is this about the photo? - Yes! 537 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,906 Okay, I'll take the stupid photo down, okay, 538 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,408 if you're so fixated on it, all right? 539 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:19,826 But I'm not gonna give up on you. 540 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,369 I don't quit on my patients, Pete. 541 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,621 I don't give up on them. Not until the day they die. 542 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,081 And they all die. Most of them have. 543 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,584 Suicide, mostly. 544 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,585 Not all of them. 545 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,587 You're here. 546 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,088 Oh, my God. 547 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,049 You did the fake death announcement, too, didn't you? 548 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,968 Well, I guess we'll never know. 549 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,929 Fuck you, dude. 550 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:44,309 Unless you stop caring about the things that don't matter! 551 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,561 Pete, all this time and energy you've spent 552 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,897 focusing on this-- 553 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,398 you could have spent that focusing on 554 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,233 the things that are really important to you, Pete. 555 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,820 What matters in your life, Pete? 556 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,447 [soft sentimental music] 557 00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:02,243 [whispering] Amy, your mom? 558 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,995 Your mother? 559 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:08,041 ♪ ♪ 560 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:11,920 Peter? Peter, where are you? Oh, my God. 561 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,925 Fuck, you're good. 562 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,010 No shit, Pete. 563 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:22,847 I'll see you on Thursday? 564 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,392 Can you do Friday, actually? 565 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,769 I have a thing--I forgot, I have a thing on Thursday. 566 00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,354 I could do Zoom. Do you do Zoom? 567 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,689 Zoom is fine. 568 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,357 I'll be in my car, if that's not an issue. 569 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,858 - No, that's cool. - Okay. 570 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,610 I'll see you then, bud. 571 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:36,653 All right. 572 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:39,364 - Pete. - Yeah? 573 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,282 Don't forget your weapon. 574 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:42,534 Oh. 575 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,536 Yeah. 576 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:47,997 Oh, thank God. There you are! 577 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,583 - What the fuck? - Oh. 578 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,627 It's all over with now. We can go. 579 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,254 What, did I miss it? What happened? 580 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,630 Yeah, uh, I just decided 581 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,716 I'm not gonna waste time getting so upset 582 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,092 over stuff like this. 583 00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,385 Wow. All right. 584 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,678 That sounds very mature. 585 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,056 Yeah, and also, this is, like, the first time 586 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,809 we've spent any time together in, like, forever, 587 00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:11,813 and I'd like to spend more time with you. 588 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,107 - You know? - I would love that, Peter. 589 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:17,527 - Watch the glaive. - [laughs] 590 00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:18,737 Okay. 591 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,698 Hey, Ma, I, um-- 592 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,534 I'm really sorry about everything. 593 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,786 I--I can't imagine what that's like. 594 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:30,248 But I--I promise I won't ever let anything 595 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,083 like that happen, okay? 596 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,169 It's just, when I saw the news on my phone, I realized, 597 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:37,047 like, that's how it's gonna happen. 598 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,341 You know, that's how I'm gonna find out. 599 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:42,052 And I--now I got that feeling, 600 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:43,720 and I can't seem to shake it. 601 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:46,806 Ma, Ma, I promise you, 602 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:49,851 I will never kill myself until after you're dead. 603 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,730 - You mean it? - I promise. 604 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,482 You'll never know. 605 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,484 [laughs] Thank you, honey. 606 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,986 That's all I can ask for. Aw. 607 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:03,365 * They waited all night by your door ♪ 608 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:06,201 ♪ You probably wouldn't remember ♪ 609 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,411 You know, this was one of your dad's favorite songs. 610 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:09,746 Yeah, yeah, I remember 611 00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:10,955 he used to sing it to us all the time. 612 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,916 * In the pouring rain ♪ 613 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:17,003 ♪ Everything's better when wet ♪ 614 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:21,091 ♪ Jungle love, it's driving me mad ♪ 615 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:24,010 Pete, take a picture with your sister. 616 00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:26,012 Here, get your arms around her. Look at me, guys. 617 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,430 Smile. 618 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:28,682 Now, don't squint, buddy. 619 00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,266 You're way more handsome with your eyes open. 620 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:31,601 Come on. Yeah. 621 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:32,894 There you go. What a stud, huh? 622 00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:35,814 What a stud. [shutter clicks] 623 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,899 [Steve Miller Band's "Jungle Love"] 624 00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:40,819 * You treat me like I was your ocean ♪ 625 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:44,114 ♪ You swim in my blood when it's warm ♪ 626 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:47,450 ♪ My cycles of circular motion ♪ 627 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,578 ♪ Protect you and keep you from harm ♪ 628 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:54,040 ♪ You live in a world of illusion ♪ 629 00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:57,293 ♪ Where everything's peaches and cream ♪ 630 00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,255 ♪ We all face a scarlet conclusion ♪ 631 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:03,174 ♪ But we spend our time in a dream ♪ 632 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:04,926 ♪ ♪ 633 00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:07,971 ♪ Jungle love, it's driving me mad ♪ 634 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:11,474 ♪ It's making me crazy, crazy ♪ 635 00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:17,272 ♪ Jungle love, it's driving me crazy ♪ 636 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:24,237 ♪ ♪