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What took you so long?
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Sorry. I didn't see your text.
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I mean, it's just gone 7am.
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No time for excuses.
Need you to run the bar today.
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Run the bar? Why?
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Look Will, I might not like
you in the traditional sense of like
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enjoying your presence or whatever.
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We need to unite
against our common enemy.
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- I don't have any enemies.
- Jonah.
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- Go on.
- It's like Jonah knows every time
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Eddie is feeling vulnerable,
he just swoops in
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like a gross, manipulative
Birkenstock-wearing crow.
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It always works. Eddie's spent every night
this week at his.
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- Well, if that's what she wants...
- No, dummy.
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We would be terrible friends,
if we just sat back and let this happen.
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Jonah's not fucking around this time.
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Before we know it,
they'll be married, living in Peckham
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with the worst toddler
you have ever met.
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OK. But why does that mean
I have to run the bar?
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Because Eddie needs
to get away from Wet Mouth,
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get away from London
and Jonah's greasy prayer beads.
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- Can you run the bar or not?
- Ah... actually...
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My brother's over from Australia
for the first time in five years
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and he just has these two days
in London for us to catch up and...
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Yeah. I'm sure he'd love to hang out here.
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- OK, great.
- I'm... I'm... I'll just...
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...cancel some bookings.
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[upbeat music]
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[phone vibrates]
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- [he sighs]
- What?
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We're greeting a new day together, Eddie.
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- Stay present.
- You've checked your stupid crypto app
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- four times since we woke up.
- But that's important.
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I don't feel it's healthy for Maggie
to have access to you at all times.
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Is that fair for her
to just take, take take?
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She sent me a photo
of a dog eating fondue.
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Sure, it's a dog eating fondue now,
but next it'll be,
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"Help me, Eddie. I need you, Eddie."
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- [she scoffs]
- [phone vibrates]
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I... I just don't get why
Maggie bothers you so much.
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I see a future for us.
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A wedding in that Italian village,
Lasaclazone.
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Two attractive and quiet children.
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But we can't move forward
if you're being held back.
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- When did I agree to...
- Spoken with my money boys.
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- Your what?
- About the bar, we could own it together.
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Power of the capital.
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I'm ready for this, for us.
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Sure, I've been a...
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...vagabond pirate
on the sea of life thus far.
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But I want to drop anchor,
and I want to drop it
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with you.
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[phone vibrates]
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But...
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It'll mean both of us making some changes.
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Committing, Eddie.
Stepping into the future together.
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We've fiddled with each other's
heartstrings for long enough.
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- Eddie.
- Yeah, I'll be back.
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But my gorgeous speech.
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- Yes, I, erm, agree.
- You agree?
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Yeah, commitment.
Why not? I'll see you later.
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- What are you doing?
- Come on. We gotta go.
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Train to Godling's in half an hour.
I thought you'd be quicker.
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You texted 15 minutes ago.
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- What train?
- Just hurry up.
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Is this a manic episode?
What should I do again?
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Should I sit on you?
I have to call your mum.
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Look, I'm not manic.
I am rammed full of delicious lithium.
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- But you said...
- Look, Eddie,
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- do you know what today is?
- Anniversary of the first time
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- your dad called you fat.
- That's in November. Today is Ostara.
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Oh God, your weird Sussex witch thing.
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Pagan thing. Do not call them
witches. They will not Like that.
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No, I'm not going with you.
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Ostara's a festival of rebirth
and we desperately need rebirthing.
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Toad says we can stay
if we miss the last train.
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But the bar. Klent's taken off.
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Will's taking care of it.
No time to argue.
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Do you know how expensive
train tickets are?
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Those videos of Jeremy Corbyn
on the floor made no difference at all.
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- Maggie, I...
- Get to the yes quicker.
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Will's asking how much
wine should be in a wine.
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- Why'd you leave him in charge?
- It's on you for giving Klent a week off
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for a Croatian vapourware festival,
whatever that is.
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Now, less texting...
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- ...more tequila, please.
- I don't want to drink today.
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You have to. Day drinking
is the whole point of Paganism.
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Jonah's got me on gut health smoothies.
They're fucking up my stomach.
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- Nothing says love like a laxative.
- They're good for my microbiome, Maggie.
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Oi, oi, saveloys.
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Toad! [screams] Come here!
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Look at this. Eddie Rushden
outside of East London.
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Do my eyes deceive me?
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- I didn't have much choice.
- Yay.
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We could really do with some Pagan magic.
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Well, blessed bloody be, bitches.
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You're more than welcome.
Right, let's get going.
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That tramp, Danielle, will kick off
given half a chance.
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Nice gilet, dickhead.
She's in the rival drum gang.
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- Drum gang?
- It was our idea to start the drum gang.
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We didn't let Danielle in
cos she's a fucking snake
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who took Big Lilly's son's place
at Leaping Leopards nursery,
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they started their own, The Hoppers.
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They dress like slags.
It's fucking inappropriate.
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Why is a Pagan festival handing out eggs?
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Ostara is what the Christians
nicked Easter from.
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It's all about the birth of spring
and fertility and that,
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then the Christians added
that weird crucifix shit.
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Christ.
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There's a child dressed as
some kind of green demon.
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[Toad laughs] That's Ostara, baby.
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Lily T lost our headdresses
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in that hair straightener fire
she had at Christmas,
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so we've gotta make new ones.
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Finally! Hurry up then.
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- [laughter]
- Come here!
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Girls. Girls, this is Eddie. Eddie,
this is my drum gang, The Wenches.
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We've got Amy, Sasha, Amy,
Lily, Lilian, Big Lilly.
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That's Vic. We've got Lily.
Wait, where's Lily?
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Her kid's got meningitis again
or something like that.
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- He's always got something...
- I'll just be a sec.
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No, you can't run away yet.
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I just need to call Will.
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Ugh.
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I called you twice.
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Is Maggie's emergency
an actual emergency?
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Erm... Define emergency.
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[knock on window]
JONAH: Bloodshed.
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It's a Pagan festival in East Sussex.
It could be a Wicker Man situation.
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You left me, when I was generously sharing
my vision for our future,
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to go to a party?
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- Maggie tricked me.
- Eddie, I've offered you a lot of money
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to save your business
so we can make a life together.
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This is big girl stuff.
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I thought you were a big girl?
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I am. Wait.
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We're literally circulating
the paperwork now,
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prepping to sign off on the investment.
But hey, you go have fun.
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I'm not having fun. I'm serious, focused.
I'll be at the end of the phone all day.
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Any questions,
anything you need, just call me,
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I'll answer straight away.
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- All day.
- Yes, all day.
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[sighs]
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I have brought you a nice dress.
You can't be a grunger at Ostara.
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Can't put into words how much
I don't have time for this today.
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We're here now, so.
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You want me making
flower crowns like I'm in year two
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when my real life business needs me.
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I know, but all you've done for your
actual real life business
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is listen to Lana Del Rey and bone Jonah.
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- [she sighs, bed squelches]
- What the fuck?
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Is that a waterbed?
I've never seen one in real life before.
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Oh, stop jiggling it.
This is a crime against nature.
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No, actually I like it.
Maybe I should get one.
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Ooh.
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There's the gut health smoothie.
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We also don't have to stay over.
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- There's a late train back.
- Hm.
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That stupid fucker Lilian glued
her fingers to her lash extensions.
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Sasha's taken her to A&E.
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- Jesus.
- Yeah.
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So we're two Wenches down.
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Oh no, no.
Toad, Eddie and I would love to fill in,
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- but neither of us drum.
- Neither do we.
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We're meant to practise
but get pissed instead.
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I'm not that sort of show-offy person.
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No offence, but my Instagram's private.
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I hid in the lost property bin
to avoid doing the nativity.
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Girls, we have made the official line-up
for the first time ever this year
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unlike like those rank Hoppers.
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We need the numbers.
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Fuck it.
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Let's Wench.
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♪ Yeah, I'm going harder
Than a genius going stupid ♪
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♪ Stop trying to break me, doofus ♪
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♪ I'm stronger than 100 bazookas
In the hand ♪
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♪ There's some shooters
or verrucas ♪
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Mike's so dramatic when
he's on his own with the kids.
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He called me in tears last week
because one of them ate a daisy.
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No parent's able to tell me one
good thing about parenting, honestly.
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- They'll look after you when you're old.
- Like fuck they will.
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That's a lie peddled by Mothercare
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and the IVF industrial complex.
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- Mothercare shut down.
- It's not for me.
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Me neither. Eddie?
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- Hm?
- Do you want kids?
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- Er... Yeah.
- Do you?
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- Yeah.
- You have never said that before.
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I wasn't sure, but I do.
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When Anya asked you to hold Mercury,
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you said you had bartender's elbow,
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- which is not a real thing.
- Maggie. I want kids, OK?
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You don't get to decide if I do or don't.
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- I know.
- You've come to the right festival, babe.
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Ostara's all about fertility.
All you need to do is catch a sacred leaf
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thrown into the crowd
by the god and goddess.
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- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be...
- It's cool.
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I was just...
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I just didn't know that. I wasn't being...
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I'm just really stressed at the minute.
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Look, I know. Look, look at me.
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I need you to trust me today.
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Let me show you a good time.
Let me be the captain
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of the party boat
and I swear to you now,
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if you come to me at the end
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and say you didn't have any fun,
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I will never ask to captain
the party boat again.
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- I'm just not in the mood.
- Pretend!
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Pretend to have a good time.
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If you do it for long enough
it'll become real.
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Trust me, I've been doing it for years.
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What are you doing?
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[silly voice] Weed gummies for the lady.
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Oh.
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- Fuck me, these are welded in.
- Here, take this.
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OK. Thank you.
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EDDIE: God, it's like they've put
a child lock on these.
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Ooo.
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[giggling]
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Good?
TOAD: Come on, girls.
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- We've got Pagan shit to do.
- Take these. Give me my phone.
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Let's go.
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[folky music plays]
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[chatter, music]
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BOTH: Anya?
- You all right?
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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I'm the High Priestess of the Order
of Gaia, Peckham chapter.
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Do you want a fly?
They're made of liquorice.
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[mumbling agreement]
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BOTH: Mmm.
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[mystical music]
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May your day be filled with blessings,
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like the sun that lights the sky.
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And may you always
have the courage to spread your wings...
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and fly.
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00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,585
[twinkly mystical music]
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I think I just met God.
238
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I swear that's my old driving instructor.
239
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- [horn sounds]
- Shit, it's sacred leaf time already.
240
00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:20,319
Shove Lily to the front.
She's on her second round of IVF.
241
00:13:24,643 --> 00:13:26,025
WOMAN: Come on, girls.
242
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[cheering]
243
00:13:27,927 --> 00:13:30,189
[giggling]
244
00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:33,112
Oh, my God,
those were some powerful gummies.
245
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,795
Thanks for dragging me here.
It's fucking cool.
246
00:13:35,895 --> 00:13:37,596
You never see wizards in London.
247
00:13:37,696 --> 00:13:39,698
Oh God. It's that demon child again.
248
00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:43,803
Kids in fancy dress are freaky.
Shouldn't be allowed.
249
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[cheering]
250
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Oh!
251
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:52,331
Oh, that is a lot of fertility leaves.
252
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,934
Well, I'm 33. Fuck knows
what's going on in there.
253
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:58,677
It's probably all echoey and dusty,
like a haunted attic.
254
00:13:59,598 --> 00:14:01,720
You're thinking you wanna have kids soon?
255
00:14:03,162 --> 00:14:05,144
With Jonah.
256
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,066
I know, you don't like him.
257
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:10,189
No, it's not about me not liking him.
258
00:14:10,289 --> 00:14:12,872
If he was a good person
who made you happy,
259
00:14:12,972 --> 00:14:15,314
I'd just fake it and pretend
to be interested
260
00:14:15,414 --> 00:14:16,876
when we talk about Burning Man.
261
00:14:16,976 --> 00:14:18,397
But...
262
00:14:18,497 --> 00:14:21,160
he doesn't deserve you, Eddie.
263
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,843
He's controlling and patronising
and manipulative
264
00:14:23,943 --> 00:14:28,087
and it's like he just doesn't care
that his natural deodorant doesn't work.
265
00:14:28,187 --> 00:14:32,211
And you are perfect.
The most perfect, special angel girl.
266
00:14:32,311 --> 00:14:35,094
You deserve to be
with someone like Harry Styles.
267
00:14:35,194 --> 00:14:37,196
Jonah. He's...
268
00:14:37,796 --> 00:14:39,798
He's not even Liam Payne.
269
00:14:43,362 --> 00:14:45,564
He's offered to buy Jay's half of the bar.
270
00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:50,589
Oh. Wow.
271
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:53,993
And I can't lose Wet Mouth.
It's my whole fucking life.
272
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:57,016
So I just... I need you
to back whatever decision I make.
273
00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:05,124
Although Jonah hasn't replied
to my last five texts, so...
274
00:15:05,224 --> 00:15:07,326
Maybe he changed his mind.
275
00:15:07,426 --> 00:15:10,009
Girls. We're on in five minutes. Hurry up.
276
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,111
Come on.
277
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,716
[whistle blows]
278
00:15:18,837 --> 00:15:20,839
Maybe we're secretly amazing drummers.
279
00:15:30,209 --> 00:15:32,631
I think I know why Jonah
never texted you back.
280
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,193
- What?
- I said,
281
00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:36,555
"I know why Jonah hasn't text you back."
282
00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:39,438
Girls 12 o'clock. The Hoppers are here.
283
00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:42,081
- What are you on about?
- Nasty little tarts.
284
00:15:42,181 --> 00:15:44,303
What are they doing?
285
00:15:45,104 --> 00:15:47,006
- Maggie.
- I blocked his number.
286
00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,388
- You what?
- I blocked his number on your phone.
287
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:57,016
- Oi! This is our fucking drum slot.
- You did what?
288
00:15:57,116 --> 00:15:59,899
Didn't know he offered money.
I wanted to get him away.
289
00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:02,861
Put those drums down
before we batter you with them.
290
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,124
I cannot fucking believe this.
291
00:16:05,844 --> 00:16:08,027
No, no, Eddie, wait.
292
00:16:08,127 --> 00:16:10,609
Oi! Are you Maggie Donovan?
293
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,952
- Yes.
- I knew it.
294
00:16:13,052 --> 00:16:15,034
You're the bitch who
shagged my cousin's husband.
295
00:16:15,134 --> 00:16:18,637
[scoffs] No, I live in London.
I don't know your cousin.
296
00:16:18,737 --> 00:16:20,039
Alison Shaw.
297
00:16:20,139 --> 00:16:22,801
- What the fuck, James?
- I dunno.
298
00:16:22,901 --> 00:16:24,723
Oh yeah, I did do that.
299
00:16:24,823 --> 00:16:29,608
Hey. You know what?
You lot picked the perfect costume.
300
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:32,972
Because everyone knows rabbits
are nature's slags.
301
00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:35,074
[gasps and laughter]
302
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:36,855
Oh!
303
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,737
[shouting]
304
00:16:38,837 --> 00:16:41,200
[dramatic music]
305
00:16:43,162 --> 00:16:45,164
[screams]
306
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,608
[grunts]
307
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,621
Get off!
308
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:06,966
[phone rings]
309
00:17:07,066 --> 00:17:08,727
Jonah, I'm so sorry. Maggie...
310
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:11,730
It's too late, Theodora.
You've destroyed our future.
311
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,832
I can't trust you.
312
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,975
I need to protect my heart
313
00:17:16,075 --> 00:17:18,978
and my financial assets. And...
314
00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:21,660
WOMAN: Jonah, babe,
do you have any organic lube?
315
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,662
Who the fuck is that?
316
00:17:23,762 --> 00:17:25,824
You abandoned me, Theodora.
317
00:17:25,924 --> 00:17:29,949
- Yeah, for like six hours.
- It felt like longer.
318
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,112
You know what? Fuck you and and fuck her.
319
00:17:33,212 --> 00:17:35,955
She's welcome to you
and your manipulative bullshit
320
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,117
and your multiple strains of HPV.
321
00:17:38,217 --> 00:17:39,878
I don't need any of it.
322
00:17:39,978 --> 00:17:43,542
I hope you get Ebola and die.
323
00:17:48,587 --> 00:17:50,669
Oh, you fucking want some?
324
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,277
Ohh.
325
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,881
Pigs!
326
00:18:05,204 --> 00:18:07,146
What's going on here?
327
00:18:07,246 --> 00:18:09,548
- Nothing.
- You appear to be strangling this lady.
328
00:18:09,648 --> 00:18:12,311
Well, I'm not, am I?
329
00:18:12,411 --> 00:18:13,952
Assuming you have the appropriate permits
330
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,274
to have this gathering here?
331
00:18:15,374 --> 00:18:17,276
Son!
332
00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:21,180
Mother Gaia does not issue permits
for the use of her Earth.
333
00:18:22,221 --> 00:18:27,286
Our permit is the sun in the sky,
the grass beneath our feet.
334
00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:33,332
The birth of spring as it happens
right in front of our eyes.
335
00:18:33,432 --> 00:18:36,275
Nature cannot be policed.
336
00:18:37,276 --> 00:18:41,019
So, if you come round here again
asking about permits, Gary,
337
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:45,744
you'll be back to moving trolleys around
Morrisons' car park before Bonfire Night.
338
00:18:45,844 --> 00:18:47,926
Your dad still owes me 50 quid, remember?
339
00:18:48,847 --> 00:18:50,749
Off you pop.
340
00:18:50,849 --> 00:18:52,851
[cheering]
341
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,438
I told you Hoppers
to steer clear of The Wenches!
342
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:02,981
Now piss off before
I bar you from next year's festival.
343
00:19:05,184 --> 00:19:07,186
TOAD: Bye!
344
00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:10,209
WOMAN: Fuck off back
to the Playboy Mansion.
345
00:19:10,309 --> 00:19:12,311
[mystical music]
346
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:21,400
There is so much life in you.
347
00:19:26,805 --> 00:19:28,107
Uh-huh.
348
00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:30,669
Thank you so much.
349
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:33,192
I genuinely thought
they were gonna murder me.
350
00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:35,073
It was just instinct.
351
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,955
OK, I've got two weed gummies left.
352
00:19:37,055 --> 00:19:39,478
We can go and decompress
by the druid fire altar.
353
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,580
You're fucking kidding, right?
354
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:46,905
I just lost the only possibility at
saving my bar and it's all your fault.
355
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,528
Maggie, any time you try and help
356
00:19:49,628 --> 00:19:52,291
everything goes to shit.
357
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,893
I don't need you. I don't need Jonah.
358
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,916
I'm the only one that can
take care of me. I just...
359
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,199
I just need some space, Maggie.
360
00:20:13,532 --> 00:20:15,534
You all right, babe?
361
00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:20,819
Come on. I'm parked behind The Tarrier.
362
00:20:24,903 --> 00:20:27,426
[Nothing at All by Perfume Genius plays]
363
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,703
♪ Right on time ♪
364
00:20:44,803 --> 00:20:47,746
♪ Set me free, don't wait ♪
365
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,729
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
366
00:20:56,735 --> 00:20:59,278
♪ Soul on fire ♪
367
00:20:59,378 --> 00:21:02,160
♪ Baby say my name ♪
368
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:05,063
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
369
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:13,412
♪ You can say what you want
But I already know ♪
370
00:21:13,512 --> 00:21:17,996
♪ Our body is breaking down
To a single beat ♪
371
00:21:24,563 --> 00:21:26,565
Oooh no.
372
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:37,496
[sighs]
373
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:45,303
[heavy breathing]
374
00:21:47,145 --> 00:21:51,129
Fucking... Pagan... magic!
375
00:21:51,229 --> 00:21:52,851
Argh!
376
00:21:52,951 --> 00:21:56,094
♪ I got what you want, babe ♪
377
00:21:56,194 --> 00:21:59,298
♪ I got what you need, son ♪
378
00:21:59,398 --> 00:22:02,661
♪ I got what you want, babe ♪
379
00:22:02,761 --> 00:22:06,024
♪ I got what you need, son ♪
380
00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:09,187
♪ I got what you want, babe ♪
381
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:12,150
♪ I got what you need, son ♪
382
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:15,554
♪ I got what you want, babe ♪
383
00:22:15,654 --> 00:22:17,976
♪ I got what you need... ♪