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《大白!》

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高飞球向中心飞去…全垒打！

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KSO新闻广播台

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将为您带来交通路况与天气预报

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你好 我是大白

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你可能需要医疗帮助

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因为你说

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KSO新闻广播台将为您带来交通路况与天气预报

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我要对你进行扫描

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扫描结束

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你吞下了一只耳机

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它滞留在你的喉咙里

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这就是你的身体播放音乐的原因

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现在我要按摩你的腹部 帮你吐出耳机

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请保持冷静

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我在这里！

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你没有保持冷静

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难道你不想变得快乐吗？

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那很简单 快下载“快乐通”

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应用内可免费下载 好了 我们继续听音乐吧

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你好

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打扰了

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<i>哈德森超市</i>

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<i>章鱼拉面</i>

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<i>啊 我真的好孤独</i>

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<i>但我…</i>

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<i>啊 我真的好孤独</i>

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来啊 小猫咪 乖

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是只猫

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不好意思

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请继续吃拉面

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请注意拉面的钠含量很高

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再见

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<i>危险</i>
<i>爆破现场</i>

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无出口

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快过来 小猫咪

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快过来 小猫咪

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快过来 小猫咪

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你别想拿我做什么疯狂的医学实验

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你走开

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走开

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你好 小猫咪

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别担心 我会帮你安全落地

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你的血压在升高

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深呼吸 保持冷静

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我会接住你

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不好

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小猫咪 乖

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小毛球

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小毛球

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现在你没事了

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<i>电量不足</i>

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<i>发现电源</i>

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电量不足

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急需接通电源

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我正要给大白充电！

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电量低

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再见

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<i>未完待续...</i>

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嘿 大白

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今天过得开心吗？它不在

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大概又在外边行侠仗义吧

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字幕翻译： 涅伽达