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《杯麵！》

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是不是很棒？

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你們看了整整20分鐘的
OK繃應用教學

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謝謝杯麵到校指導

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下課

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午休之後才藝表演見

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我會嚴格打分數，但很公平

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別這樣，艾利，我們沒問題的

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還有誰能贏？

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拉娜跟泰瑞克？

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好棒棒

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沒表演天分

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我去一下廁所

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演出前碰面一起練習

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雖然不需要啦

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(性別友善廁所)

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溜溜球女王

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不

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噢，不…

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您好，我是杯麵

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我偵測到有醫療需求

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當您喊「噢，不…」

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我沒事

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不需要任何…機器護士幫忙

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我是個正常小孩，上廁所很正常

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-我要掃描您了
-什麼？

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掃描完成

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您有輕微的季節性過敏
目前正好是生理期

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我第一次來月經

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-正確
-我的肚子好痛

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輕微的腹部絞痛是正常的

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我不敢相信有這種事，這不應該…

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我不能，我還沒準備好

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販賣機是空的，我連一片都沒有

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一片，就是…棉墊

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墊子

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有翅膀的墊子

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您指的是女性生理用品

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我馬上回來

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不好意思…好

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讓我…不，好吧

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(健康美妝，個人用品)

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(日用衛生棉)

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(清新牌衛生棉，超薄)

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(微風牌衛生棉條)

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不好意思

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請問您推薦哪一款？

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這種是我通常會用的棉條

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-謝謝
-我喜歡用衛生棉

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-對我來說比較舒服
-謝謝

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-我都用有翅膀的
-謝謝

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盡量選無香味跟無漂白劑的

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-我女兒喜歡這一款
-謝謝

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如果她第一次來，這種比較適合

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-謝謝
-這種真的很環保

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我買了好幾種給您

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您可以選擇您喜歡的衛生巾

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沒人這樣說，杯麵

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(安心衛生棉條)

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好吧，這一種

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這種有…

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(量多加強型棉條)

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哇，我不知道怎麼用

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如果有需要，我能搜尋教學影片
教您如何…

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(如何使用衛生棉條？)

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不…

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我不想要這樣

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我可以建議先試試這款嗎？

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謝謝

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杯麵，別偷聽

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現在您可以回教室了

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回教室？

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你開玩笑吧？

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我不會回教室，或任何地方

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不…我現在住在廁所裡

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他們會讓我在這裡漆主題牆嗎？

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蘇菲亞，你在裡面還好嗎？

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什麼事，艾利？

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蘇菲亞，你沒事吧？

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哇

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好，你在裡面有事要解決

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還有五分鐘就要才藝表演了

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才藝表演

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艾利，我完全忘了

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我第一次來月經

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我的肚子痛到快打結

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整個內臟都快掉出來了

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我的童年結束了

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要消化的資訊太多了

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很遺憾

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恭喜了

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聽起來都不對

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其實這沒什麼大不了的

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你在開玩笑嗎？

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沒什麼大不了？

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好啦，沒關係

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我姊，她說其實還不賴

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有時候可以不用上體育課

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我喜歡體育課啊

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運動可以幫助舒緩經痛

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蘇菲亞

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我們一直在為表演努力

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我不能跳起來，接住自己

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再從反方向丟溜溜球

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我只有一個人

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我們編的舞可能野心太大了

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表演要開始了

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求求你出來，蘇菲亞

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拜託幫幫忙，這是中學才藝表演

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那些孩子會徹底擊敗我

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您為什麼不想在才藝表演中表演？

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不是…

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我就是…沒辦法

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大家對生理期這件事感到尷尬

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恐懼或不自在是很正常的

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但這只是生理狀況

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不應該感到不好意思

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不，杯麵，不是那樣

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我記得我表姊維拉麗來月經的時候

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我的瑪麗安娜阿姨
不停叫她「我的小女人」

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大家對她的態度開始改變

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我還沒準備好

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我根本還不想長大

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您現在12歲

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從很多文化的標準來看，您還是個孩子

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前青春期兒童，或「小少女」

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但月經報到應該是…

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一件大事才對，代表我變了

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-對吧？
-您漸漸長大了

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您的身體可能改變，但您永遠都是您

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感覺怎麼樣？

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我覺得我會在才藝表演大放異彩

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「經」豔全場

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謝謝你，杯麵

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「經」豔全場

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很幽默

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字幕翻譯： Aaron Wu