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(不要垃圾郵件、推銷員
黐線恐同教徒)

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不好意思,我們是...
-我知道你們是誰

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最後但同樣重要
我們已訪問過你所有姐妹

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是的,我知道

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我們可以進來嗎?
-不可以

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我們只有幾條問題

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我不鍾意不請自來的人

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我還以為你的姐妹已告訴你

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我的姐妹有你們的時間表嗎?

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你想我們跟你約...
-不,但是無錯,我們現在來到了,麥特

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是的

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不用除鞋

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你間屋好靚

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嘩

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有人很擅長射箭呢
-是的,我是

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《非常姊妹大作戰》

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一定是不容易的了,因為要戴著...

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不是

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是的,我們只想問問
關於意外的一兩條問題

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哪一場意外?殺死我父母的車禍
還是令我失去一隻眼的那場?

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是後者,但你那一場意外
只是在酒店外的輕微車禍

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很遺憾,這一定是很艱難...
-不過我的意思是,那毀了你一生

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好笑的是,那並沒有
失去一隻眼就只是失去一隻眼

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人類的適應性很強
有時候我甚至會完全忘記

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所以你不責怪莊保羅?
-不會

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但他在保險索償表格上歸咎於你

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是的,我們不咎既往

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我失去了一隻眼,他的頭顱也穿了個窿

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一定很辛苦的,腦部那樣暴露出來

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所以算打和

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我剛見到瑪莉翠絲匿在棚子後面偷食煙

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而且還著住聖誕晨褸

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那個潑辣阿婆始終都是個凡人

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哈佬,我是諾娜,比比的老婆

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你好嗎?
-你好嗎?

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她有沖咖啡或茶給你們嗎?

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沒有
-沒有?你們想飲咖啡或茶嗎?

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不想
-好的,麻煩了

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你們是教會派來的?

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甚麼教會?

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不是,我們來自卡賴芬保險

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我是麥特,他是湯瑪士

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好吧,既然你們來到,我就直接問你們

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你們幾時才會賠錢給基絲?
那個可憐的女人已經受夠苦頭了

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我們只想確保一切妥當
-要點樣確保?

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任何跟那個男人扯上關係的人

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都只會以痛苦收場

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看看比比,他一下子就毀掉她的人生

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只為了滿足他的變態性格

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最差的是,他拒絕承擔任何責任

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不,他自己覺得一切都是比比的錯

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他說過一次,我問他...
-咖啡要不要加糖和奶?

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他說甚麼?

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要不要加糖和奶?

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一茶匙糖,一點奶

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我剛才說甚麼?
-莊保羅

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是的,對,他說:“你也知道她的脾氣

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她失驚無神就會發爛渣”

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我說:“她大叫著要你停
很明顯是有不妥吧”

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知道他接著點答嗎?

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他說:“我好多年前
就已經無視那些嘉維姐妹

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因為她們總是為了某些事大叫”

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我完全不明白她點樣忍受到跟他同檯食飯

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跟我相比,她是個更好的女人

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我就老實說吧
我每次見到他,都想一拳打爆他

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哈佬
-哈佬

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哈佬,兩位靚女

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碧卡,再次見面,你好

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嗨,見到你們真好
-唏,你好嗎?

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我們阻她們太耐了

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那是公平競爭

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入了很多球呢

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拜拜,小盧
-拜拜

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親愛的,不用謝我

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下次見

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跟你做生意真開心
-拜拜

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天啊,碧卡

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甚麼“天啊”?發生甚麼事了?

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是你

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你必須把那條魚丟回去海裏
讓他游得遠遠的

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我知道...

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我本來不知道他是誰,真的

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你是幾時...伊娃知道嗎?

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不知道,求求你...不要跟她說,求求你了

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應承我,你不會再跟他見面

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向我發誓,講出聲

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我應承你

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天啊

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你可以不要再偷別人的垃圾嗎?

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別再騙自己了
你還記得那套戲的標語嗎?

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阿湯,夠了
-“永不要讓她離開你的視線

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永不要在工作時鬆懈”

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甚麼?
-“永不要愛上人”

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我沒有,好嗎?我不再對她有興趣了

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剛才並不像沒有興趣

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我最鍾意的沙灘波好嗎?

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甚麼?

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我本應該在這裏的

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血壓已經稍微下降

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稍微?但數字
應該比上壓120下壓80更低的

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她的尿液裏有蛋白質嗎?
-我沒有檢查她的尿液

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好吧,我認為你要檢查她的尿液

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或者我們應該量度你的血壓

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很可能比我的更高

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好吧,我要離開了

106
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萬一你的血壓再升高
你就聯絡你的助產士,好嗎?

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下一次再這樣,我們就會送你去醫院

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你的工作只有照顧好她
和讓她保持冷靜,明白嗎,爹哋?

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你在她身邊一直這麼大壓力是不好的

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再見
-謝謝你

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我只想在走之前看看你

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不,等陣,麥特

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你知道我要冷靜的話
需要甚麼嗎?烤肉和薯條

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好的,唏,麥特
你可不可以去薯條舖買點...

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不...你去吧

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你知道我鍾意甚麼
他會買錯的,老公,你可以去嗎?

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不,無問題的,我可以去

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麥特會陪我等你回來

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要大份還是小份?

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我講笑,一向都是買大份的

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麥特,你怎麼了?

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甚麼?

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“甚麼”?難道是聊天氣嗎?
當然是那該死的威廉斯索賠

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他相信事有蹺蹊

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那麼事有蹺蹊嗎?

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我不知道,或者吧

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這件事點樣都必須完結的
你有看到他的面色嗎?

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他塊面是灰色的,紅髮配灰色面好難睇

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是的,我明,他很投入調查
-是的

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賠償金額是多少?

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賠償金額?

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是...

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八十七萬五千歐羅

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知道我點樣發現的嗎?

135
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因為他在信封後面寫了22次

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特麗莎,我儘量的了

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是的,但你也同意
我不應該知道這個數目的,你才應該知道

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他想保護我,我明

139
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所以你必須幫我找出真相

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我相信那個檔案就在
他工作枱的最下格櫃桶

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是他唯一會鎖上的櫃桶
-你這是...我認為你應該...

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鎖匙在枱上的足球杯裏

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密碼是“Polo1998”
但每個o都用零來代替,明白嗎?

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聽好了嗎?
-聽好了

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好吧,重複一次給我聽

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是Polo1998

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Polo,寶路,那是爸爸的狗

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我知道,是白色的,有個...

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窿
-窿

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是的

151
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你還站在這裏做甚麼?

152
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你想我現在就去?
-是的

153
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好吧,好

154
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蠢到呢

155
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(保單資料庫,登入)

156
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(彩票,十萬獎金,卡賴芬保險)

157
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(歡迎回來,湯瑪士,莊保羅威廉斯)

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(搜索,沒有搜索結果)

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(保單證書)

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“阿湯,要這樣離開,真對不起

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我全都搞禍了

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這是我唯一知道的解決辦法,爸爸字”

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早晨,阿湯
-嗨,早晨,麗絲,想食薯條嗎?

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不用了,謝謝
-不要,太早了嗎?走多幾步吧

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你走出來做甚麼?特麗莎還好嗎?

166
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頂

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點解打我?

168
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,628
我找到爸爸那封信

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你點解摷我的東西,麥特?不...

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求求你了,不要...

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麥特

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所以他不是意外攝取過量藥物?

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不是

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他是自殺的

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痛死

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在最底櫃桶的那些保單呢?

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從沒有遞交

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他年復一年偷客戶的錢,還拿去花掉

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里安卡賴芬是個騙徒

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是個大話精

181
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我們根本賠不了

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如果我們找不到出路,這些事就會曝光...

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阿湯,你怎能不告訴我?

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我不知道

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為了爸爸

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為了你

187
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他就是這樣做的

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爸爸是個大花筒
我和媽媽就要執他的蘇州屎

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而你...你...

190
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是甚麼?我只是
把事情搞得更衰的蠢細路嗎?

191
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不是...但是...你把快樂帶給我們

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那是你的角色
但不論是喜是憂,我都要面對

193
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無論怎樣,米而成炊

194
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如果曝光了,我們就會因為隱瞞而坐監...

195
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天啊

196
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你點解一定要做烈士?

197
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你本可以由得他自己付上代價

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我不可以...
-不,你可以的,阿湯,你可以

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如果你當時有跟我說
而不是當我細路那樣看待

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我也會這樣告訴你

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我可以打醒你

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話你知,你爸沒有權利叫你那樣做

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唏,他也是你爸
-不,他不是

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他跟我已經無瓜葛

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現在我們還要處理這件麻煩事

206
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麥特

207
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,419
不要這樣,很對不起

208
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,287
你會讓我進去嗎?

209
00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:04,511
你來這裏做甚麼?

210
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:12,728
我不知道

211
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,153
我做不到

212
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,490
是你說你想這樣的

213
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,910
這很複雜

214
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,039
我的姐姐們不想

215
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:38,587
都沒關係

216
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,262
謝謝

217
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,346
給你

218
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:34,142
保險兄弟還會回來嗎?

219
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:38,480
不會,他們只想問一些莊保羅撞車的事情

220
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,817
要談那件事很困難嗎?

221
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:43,026
我不知道

222
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:45,404
諾娜,全都讓你說了

223
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,282
你那樣把我變成目標

224
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,658
甚麼目標?

225
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:50,742
算吧

226
00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:55,122
對不起,阿比,我只是突然想鬧爆他

227
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,166
別想了

228
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,378
我只是很討厭讓那個衰人得到關注

229
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,506
我真的希望他從來沒存在過

230
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,634
我聽起來很衰嗎?

231
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,179
你有權憎他的

232
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,139
當然了

233
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:18,395
我很慶幸他死了,真的

234
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,025
是的,我也是

235
00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:35,579
我刪掉了相片

236
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:39,082
阿烏,我也掟爛了他的手機
照片沒有的了,你現在安全

237
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,960
拜託,別這麼天真
他一定在某處儲存了備份

238
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:45,964
但他不會告訴當努的,他太享受控制你了

239
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,341
你有跟阿賓說嗎?

240
00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:49,510
當然沒有,我不能說,他可是天蠍座

241
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,179
我不知道那是甚麼意思

242
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:56,934
那代表...天啊
我應該跟他分手的,但我做不到

243
00:16:56,934 --> 00:17:00,229
我只是...我太攰了

244
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:02,064
過來,我明的

245
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,398
拜託

246
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,736
你們在攬甚麼啊?

247
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,030
只是...噢,煩

248
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,623
是基絲
-直接就打給妹妹仔阿碧

249
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,375
她總會打給無仔女的姐妹

250
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,963
對不起,我只是說
她知道你們有更大機會聽電話

251
00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:29,508
算了,但我其實比較鍾意
說“選擇不生小孩”

252
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,593
喂,基絲,我開了免提

253
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,262
唏,我們正在去四十呎

254
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,389
戥你們開心

255
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:39,768
聽著,我打給你們,是因為沒有人回復
我在群組問你們去不去莊保羅的生日會

256
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:41,228
去射彩彈

257
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,855
兩個禮拜後的今天?

258
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:47,276
當努要返工,所以我要照顧仔女
對不起了,親愛的

259
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,446
我...是兩個禮拜嗎?

260
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,949
因為我好像有那個...
-這是個好主意

261
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,200
那是比比嗎?

262
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,370
是的,諾娜可以照顧全部細路
讓烏蘇拉可以去

263
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:01,415
阿烏,我本來想說的是
當努跟莊保羅說他可以出席

264
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,041
我們約定了

265
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,044
是的,我都忘記你有多鍾意射東西

266
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:07,629
無錯

267
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,632
想過來一起游水嗎?
-是的,我們會等你

268
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,384
我走不開

269
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:17,097
我要開始準備午餐
但我們之後再傾,好嗎?

270
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,057
好吧,拜拜
-拜拜

271
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:22,186
拜拜
-比比,點解要去?比比

272
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,256
唏,白蘭律,你在做甚麼?
-只是計劃事情

273
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:53,175
是嗎?是甚麼開心事...

274
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,722
我會去那裏跟你會合,但要等埋我先開始

275
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,060
要先問一下,看看你媽會點講

276
00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:20,661
你想在射彩彈時殺死他?這個主意很瘋狂

277
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,871
我們先討論一下

278
00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:25,707
彩彈槍射中某些地方是很危險的

279
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,794
那是最好的機會,我的槍法很準的

280
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,380
我們可以射他喉嚨背部

281
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:34,341
是的,我們可以去叫他張開口,說...

282
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,592
那麼射太陽穴吧

283
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:38,303
現在不是要整瘀他
那樣我連用拳頭也能做到

284
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:40,097
射他在頭上的那個核突窿吧

285
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:42,933
對,撞車之後的那個窿

286
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:45,727
他的腦囟
-噢,不要把它叫做腦囟

287
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,646
那會讓我把他想成是個嬰兒

288
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:51,316
我其實看過他小時候的照片
他在那時候已經是個衰人

289
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,610
他鍾意浸死青蛙
-甚麼?

290
00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:56,822
是的,明娜會讓他著女仔衫

291
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:59,199
著他已去世姐姐的衫

292
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:00,284
真恐怖

293
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:04,037
你可以在返工時拿到他的X光片嗎?

294
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:05,122
不會輕易拿到的

295
00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:07,165
細路女,有價值的東西一向得來不易

296
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,209
不好意思,老爸

297
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,336
我們有兩個禮拜,夠時間拿到嗎?

298
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,714
夠

299
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:16,300
他那個頭窿在後面某處

300
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,719
如果我們夠幸運,他的面罩就不會蓋著它

301
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:21,096
如果會蓋著,我們可以用痕粉
令他除下面罩

302
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:25,058
天啊,你一想到用痕粉
一切都不用考慮了

303
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:28,353
不要這麼肯定,這可以是我們的後備計劃
妹妹仔碧卡計劃

304
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:31,732
八婆樣比比計劃
-天啊

305
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:34,902
碧卡,我大力過你
-比比...

306
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:37,237
我年紀比較大,也大力過你
-青蛙要點樣浸死?

307
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,447
用牛奶

308
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,574
不,比比,不

309
00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:10,812
(麗塔、史丹利、伊莉莎白
羅渣、安妮塔、艾美莉)

310
00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:16,276
(嗨,羅渣,我是奧斯卡)

311
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,737
又來了...那個...

312
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,411
(歡迎來到專注與閃耀,青年教會團體)

313
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,497
(嗨,奧斯卡,希望你一切安好)

314
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,713
(不好,我的雞雞
一直變大和“止”色,我要點做?)

315
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,681
(很正常的,正如我之前說過
你去問爹哋吧)

316
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,727
(你會做我爹哋嗎?)

317
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:52,062
甚麼?

318
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,774
(你可以教我雞雞的事)

319
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:57,693
撞鬼

320
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:04,783
媽咪,你要幫我整我的公司生日蛋糕

321
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:08,704
謝洛鍾意食朱古力
而你整的朱古力蛋糕非常好食

322
00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:11,540
你星期五生日就請假吧

323
00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:12,749
媽咪,我不是十歲細路

324
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,377
我們一家可以慶祝一下

325
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:19,089
財務總監是不會因為生日而請假

326
00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:23,343
但你今日就要焗蛋糕

327
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:26,555
因為謝洛整個禮拜只有明天會返公司

328
00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:29,433
那個在哪裏...謝謝

329
00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:31,351
好的,我之後就會焗

330
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:33,645
上完堂就會整

331
00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:38,609
你想要哪種朱古力蛋糕?

332
00:22:38,609 --> 00:22:39,693
味道濃郁那種

333
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,571
你上年整過的那個,你用了...樹莓

334
00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:45,115
還有那個...法文來的

335
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:52,164
軟心朱古力醬,謝洛很鍾意軟心朱古力醬

336
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:56,668
我食完午餐就會整
等我在上堂時讓它冷卻

337
00:22:58,003 --> 00:22:59,087
上甚麼堂?

338
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:03,383
我要上跳舞班

339
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:06,637
只是想去做點甚麼

340
00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:08,805
媽媽,做得好

341
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:12,267
只是很小的事

342
00:23:12,351 --> 00:23:14,311
你只夠時間做小事

343
00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:16,897
你可以盡情跳,像Lizzo那樣

344
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,317
可能會幫自己買件緊身衣

345
00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:21,693
性感蹲

346
00:23:24,655 --> 00:23:25,656
不會的

347
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:37,042
你這隻生滋貓

348
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:43,423
(真正恩典)

349
00:23:43,507 --> 00:23:44,716
鍾意嗎?

350
00:24:17,249 --> 00:24:21,753
大家好,歡迎回來
第二周的爆炸頭派對跳舞班

351
00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:23,755
今個禮拜多了幾個新的漂亮面孔

352
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:27,968
我們先解釋一下熱身,一起過來圍個圈

353
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:30,804
非常好

354
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,725
好,我們每個人都會到中心跳一次

355
00:24:34,725 --> 00:24:36,810
用舞蹈來介紹自己

356
00:24:36,894 --> 00:24:39,605
跳完的舞者就會選下一個要跳的人

357
00:24:39,605 --> 00:24:40,689
好吧

358
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:46,904
好的,來吧
我們用自己鍾意的方式動起來

359
00:24:50,324 --> 00:24:54,578
來吧,接著是誰?來吧,托比

360
00:24:57,998 --> 00:24:58,957
好嘢

361
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:05,506
做得好,跟著音樂舞動

362
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:09,343
祝你好運,好嘢

363
00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:24,650
來吧

364
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,177
對不起,我做不到

365
00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:00,894
(爆炸頭派對)

366
00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:24,585
不

367
00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:28,964
你甚麼都不會做
當你終於做的時候卻會這樣

368
00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:31,091
小白,很對不起
-別碰我

369
00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:32,759
乖女,我真的很對不...

370
00:26:32,843 --> 00:26:35,345
別激動...這是意外

371
00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:37,598
天啊,太可憐了

372
00:26:37,598 --> 00:26:39,391
嘉維女人揸車就是易出意外

373
00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,893
媽媽,我憎死你
-乖女

374
00:26:44,313 --> 00:26:46,982
你把牠鏟起來,我就去泊好車

375
00:26:46,982 --> 00:26:48,817
我們把牠葬在奧斯卡的旁邊,好嗎?

376
00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:55,199
顱骨看起來是可以這麼自鳴得意嗎?

377
00:26:56,909 --> 00:26:58,827
他的頭窿就在這裏

378
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:00,370
好的

379
00:27:10,047 --> 00:27:11,048
好的

380
00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:13,258
等陣

381
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,523
我最近不能練習
因為我不能在家裏拿這個出來

382
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,910
不要再這樣,用那種表情互望

383
00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:46,083
這也不是眼睛的問題
瞄準是不需要兩隻眼的

384
00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:50,838
只靠姿勢,怎樣握著槍,和呼吸

385
00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:54,132
你到時會有時間做所有這些事嗎?
因為當天會非常忙亂

386
00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:57,219
你可以在我先射中之後
才放棄這個計劃嗎?

387
00:27:57,219 --> 00:28:01,473
我們不是要放棄計劃,好嗎?你慢慢來

388
00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:03,100
手感會回來的
-對

389
00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:09,940
我只是要換個角度

390
00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:23,704
正中紅心

391
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,504
不,神父,沒有插進去

392
00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:36,049
是的,我...

393
00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:38,760
我認為我們要重新想想要點做

394
00:28:38,844 --> 00:28:41,013
因為就算你射得中

395
00:28:41,013 --> 00:28:42,681
但西瓜這裏連凹也沒有凹

396
00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,683
真估不到呢,我們不會用彩彈射死他

397
00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:49,855
我要返工了

398
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,983
我也要去按摩店

399
00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:55,402
不,等陣,我沒有按摩店

400
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:57,571
比比

401
00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:03,535
你們想食西瓜嗎?

402
00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:05,913
想
-我有菲達芝士

403
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:13,045
我幾時才可以
跟其餘的Spice Girls見面?

404
00:29:13,045 --> 00:29:15,547
老實說,我們有個恐怖辣妹,還有BB辣妹

405
00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:18,217
還有紅髮辣妹,她有時會染經髮

406
00:29:18,217 --> 00:29:19,885
所以你是高貴或運動辣妹

407
00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:22,596
我絕對是高貴,超級高貴

408
00:29:22,596 --> 00:29:24,139
我們沒有運動型的

409
00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:27,226
我們很擅長飲酒
那算是運動嗎?算是嗎?

410
00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:28,769
是的話,我就是運動員了

411
00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:32,147
天啊

412
00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:35,025
禮拜五才是他的生日

413
00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:37,110
別在壽星仔的生日周掃興嘛

414
00:29:41,907 --> 00:29:45,077
是家傳食譜

415
00:29:45,077 --> 00:29:47,371
這些家傳之寶是無價的

416
00:29:48,747 --> 00:29:51,834
我正在考慮在生日開船出海

417
00:29:54,336 --> 00:29:57,631
Bayliner 2566型號,過8米長

418
00:29:57,631 --> 00:29:59,758
或者你會想跟我一起去?

419
00:29:59,842 --> 00:30:01,718
我家裏全是女人

420
00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:04,471
所以,我真的想有點男人時間

421
00:30:04,555 --> 00:30:05,973
我明

422
00:30:07,182 --> 00:30:08,767
我們在船上有不少美好回憶

423
00:30:11,979 --> 00:30:13,647
很襯你呢

424
00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:15,566
是的

425
00:30:18,527 --> 00:30:21,655
在船上發生的事是保密的

426
00:30:21,655 --> 00:30:23,282
水手以名譽擔保

427
00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:26,243
當然了,你在船上做甚麼
也會是我們的秘密

428
00:30:26,243 --> 00:30:29,538
不過你和我絕不會醉成那樣

429
00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:32,583
也沒想過她會醉成那樣
-甚麼?

430
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:37,796
正如基絲形容她的海綿蛋糕
“本來很完美,之後就塌下來了”

431
00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:41,300
不過我們都是人吧?

432
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:45,137
慢慢食,我會讓你知道
船幾時準備好出海

433
00:30:45,137 --> 00:30:46,221
一樣大?
-好嗎?

434
00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:48,307
是的
-不好意思

435
00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:52,227
所以我們要去運動

436
00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:53,437
是嗎?

437
00:30:53,437 --> 00:30:55,105
把酒從手拿到口的訓練?

438
00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:57,816
是的,無錯,要鍛鍊手臂的肌肉
-好的

439
00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:01,987
或者先找時間去吸收文化
-認真?一定要嗎?

440
00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:05,449
好吧,我們就去國家美術館快快走一轉

441
00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:07,117
是的
-當它是熱身運動

442
00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:09,578
是的,我要戴吸汗帶嗎?

443
00:31:09,578 --> 00:31:11,914
這個嘛,你有同一款的護腕嗎?

444
00:31:11,914 --> 00:31:15,000
當然有
-那麼一定要戴

445
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,460
好的
-好

446
00:31:17,002 --> 00:31:19,129
還有你的超短褲,講笑的

447
00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:20,714
我是白癡

448
00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:23,425
你不能在班上打人的,盧斌

449
00:31:24,176 --> 00:31:25,427
你整爛了他的眼鏡

450
00:31:25,511 --> 00:31:27,513
好吧,我們先不說這個

451
00:31:27,513 --> 00:31:29,473
你本可能令他有永久創傷

452
00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:30,557
搞甚麼啊,盧斌

453
00:31:32,809 --> 00:31:35,521
話我知,你點解打他?
否則我就會燒掉你的漫畫書

454
00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:38,482
還有你的收藏卡
-不,她不會燒掉你的漫畫書

455
00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:40,943
那麼我的收藏卡呢?
-也不會燒

456
00:31:41,693 --> 00:31:43,862
你最好不要
-盧斌

457
00:31:43,946 --> 00:31:45,531
我根本沒有做錯事

458
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,699
我們應該點做?

459
00:31:47,783 --> 00:31:50,452
你應該等到冷靜之後
才決定他有甚麼後果

460
00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:53,038
我們可能要等好耐

461
00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:58,669
我們最近上正面育兒課程

462
00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:01,004
我們要做一個性格評估

463
00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:03,048
我的結果是...

464
00:32:03,048 --> 00:32:05,592
高傲和控制慾強

465
00:32:05,676 --> 00:32:06,718
非常準確

466
00:32:07,344 --> 00:32:08,470
那麼諾娜呢?

467
00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:10,430
令人高興和感到安慰

468
00:32:11,723 --> 00:32:12,850
她真的是

469
00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:17,729
你知道我點諗嗎?我諗
“她是基絲,而我就是那個衰人”

470
00:32:17,813 --> 00:32:20,732
比比,你不是那個衰人

471
00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:23,443
你永遠都不會是那個衰人

472
00:32:23,527 --> 00:32:26,572
你覺得他有想過
要評估自己的育兒技巧嗎?

473
00:32:26,572 --> 00:32:28,115
想找出進步的方法?

474
00:32:28,115 --> 00:32:29,199
無可能

475
00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:31,577
但白蘭律不是由一個獨眼女同性戀養大的

476
00:32:32,578 --> 00:32:34,162
伊娃,我是處於劣勢

477
00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:35,873
我絕不能出錯

478
00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:36,999
聽我說

479
00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:42,004
你一飲酒就發癲,跟你去睇戲超煩

480
00:32:42,004 --> 00:32:45,757
你也是我有過
其中一個最差的啤牌拍檔,差到癲

481
00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:48,468
但你是我認識的最好母親

482
00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:52,097
應該是...應該是最好的

483
00:32:53,056 --> 00:32:54,808
不要跟烏蘇拉說

484
00:32:57,561 --> 00:33:01,690
你想一下白蘭律幾可憐
父親竟然是這樣的人

485
00:33:02,316 --> 00:33:04,234
當然基絲不是壞母親,不過...

486
00:33:05,986 --> 00:33:08,822
你是相反,為盧斌帶來正面的亮光

487
00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:15,787
烏蘇拉說她希望阿賓見過她最正時的樣子

488
00:33:15,871 --> 00:33:19,124
她是指身材,還未有細路
和受地心吸力影響之前

489
00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:26,089
盧斌不會記得我之前的...

490
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:30,761
這並不代表你是個不夠好的母親

491
00:33:32,888 --> 00:33:33,889
明白嗎?

492
00:33:35,933 --> 00:33:38,018
或者只是不夠兩隻眼的母親

493
00:33:47,653 --> 00:33:48,946
伊娃,我不會放棄的

494
00:33:51,406 --> 00:33:52,783
我會殺死他

495
00:33:55,452 --> 00:33:57,829
但這是為基絲而做的,記得嗎?

496
00:33:57,913 --> 00:33:59,373
也為了白蘭律

497
00:33:59,957 --> 00:34:01,500
這是我們做這件事的理由吧?

498
00:34:03,794 --> 00:34:05,254
是的,但我們所有人都會得益

499
00:34:05,254 --> 00:34:07,506
報仇是有害的

500
00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:13,094
你可能不覺得怎樣,他沒有毀掉你的人生

501
00:34:28,277 --> 00:34:29,277
我鍾意這一幅

502
00:34:30,027 --> 00:34:31,029
我也是

503
00:34:31,989 --> 00:34:33,739
禁忌之愛帶來的心碎

504
00:34:37,244 --> 00:34:40,831
她不能忍受望到他
而他會接受她任何的部分

505
00:34:44,835 --> 00:34:46,210
你試過禁忌之愛嗎?

506
00:34:48,338 --> 00:34:51,884
朝臣不能不守秘密
-你試過

507
00:34:54,887 --> 00:34:56,722
你在巴黎會狂去文化活動嗎?

508
00:34:57,222 --> 00:34:58,765
我比較鍾意古董展銷會

509
00:34:59,558 --> 00:35:01,476
天啊,你應該去我屋企

510
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,396
我得到家族老宅,裏面全是古董

511
00:35:04,396 --> 00:35:05,647
你從未離開過那裏?

512
00:35:05,731 --> 00:35:07,566
是的,我在那間屋長大變老

513
00:35:08,942 --> 00:35:10,777
你一定是食了防腐劑

514
00:35:12,321 --> 00:35:13,363
死開吧

515
00:35:14,364 --> 00:35:17,659
這是正宗愛爾蘭女人
被人稱讚時的反應,是的

516
00:35:18,243 --> 00:35:19,411
我媽以前會...

517
00:35:20,329 --> 00:35:21,705
會做甚麼?
-是奇雲

518
00:35:22,873 --> 00:35:23,874
伊娃

519
00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:26,043
唏
-嘩

520
00:35:27,836 --> 00:35:30,172
你好嗎?
-好...我很好

521
00:35:30,881 --> 00:35:32,466
是的,很好
-好

522
00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:35,010
對不起,這是我的...

523
00:35:35,886 --> 00:35:36,887
她是娜迪亞

524
00:35:36,887 --> 00:35:37,846
嗨
-嗨

525
00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:39,348
乖仔,過來

526
00:35:41,016 --> 00:35:43,644
他是岡拿,而他是阿湯

527
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,980
嗨...我是基比奧

528
00:35:47,064 --> 00:35:48,732
嗨,基比奧
-唏

529
00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,817
嗨
-嗨

530
00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:52,569
我們剛參加了工作坊

531
00:35:52,653 --> 00:35:54,738
我們要選自己最鍾意的畫作,然後畫出來

532
00:35:54,738 --> 00:35:56,031
你的呢?

533
00:35:56,782 --> 00:35:59,076
是威廉麥堅能的《希望》

534
00:35:59,701 --> 00:36:01,119
我也最鍾意這幅

535
00:36:01,203 --> 00:36:03,038
爹哋也是

536
00:36:04,665 --> 00:36:05,707
是的

537
00:36:07,709 --> 00:36:11,088
那麼,我們要走了,對吧?
-是的,我本來想...因為我們要...

538
00:36:12,256 --> 00:36:13,799
拜
-拜

539
00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:15,384
拜
-拜

540
00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:19,888
是前度嗎?

541
00:36:19,972 --> 00:36:21,849
是的,很久以前了

542
00:36:22,766 --> 00:36:24,268
已經過了十年

543
00:36:25,102 --> 00:36:26,520
是難以復原的關係嗎?

544
00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:29,273
是的,我想說的是...

545
00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:31,024
那是一段很認真的關係

546
00:36:31,108 --> 00:36:33,110
我們本來想成家立室的,然後...

547
00:36:34,152 --> 00:36:35,195
發生甚麼事了?

548
00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:40,284
很傷心的,我其實是不孕

549
00:36:42,077 --> 00:36:45,414
我們...沒有好好面對

550
00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:56,258
來吧,我們去喪飲白蘭地

551
00:36:56,258 --> 00:36:57,551
好的
-好

552
00:36:57,551 --> 00:37:00,012
文化去食屎吧
-是的,誰需要文化呢?

553
00:37:00,012 --> 00:37:01,763
我們這些運動型不需要

554
00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:08,103
再給我看多一次

555
00:37:11,148 --> 00:37:12,399
我能錫啖老鼠仔嗎?

556
00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:24,077
我打的那個男仔好蠢

557
00:37:25,913 --> 00:37:27,122
你點解說他好蠢?

558
00:37:29,082 --> 00:37:30,584
告訴我

559
00:37:31,168 --> 00:37:32,794
他叫你做鐳射眼

560
00:37:34,671 --> 00:37:36,215
所以你是為了維護我?

561
00:37:37,716 --> 00:37:38,717
不是嗎?

562
00:37:39,885 --> 00:37:40,886
鐳射眼是個男人

563
00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:43,680
他能從眼睛射出強力鐳射,可以燒穿一切

564
00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:46,517
而你只是個媽媽

565
00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:48,393
而且還是獨眼的

566
00:37:50,187 --> 00:37:52,564
不,我的眼睛也能射出死光

567
00:37:53,649 --> 00:37:55,692
我對住妮華拉校長時有用過

568
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,653
有用嗎?

569
00:37:58,612 --> 00:38:01,365
每次都能射穿她說的廢話

570
00:38:01,365 --> 00:38:02,866
所以你是個超級媽咪?

571
00:38:04,034 --> 00:38:07,037
是的,對,我是的

572
00:38:45,158 --> 00:38:46,451
謝謝你車我

573
00:38:47,202 --> 00:38:49,705
當第三架的士取消
你就會覺得他們是針對你

574
00:38:50,998 --> 00:38:52,207
不用客氣

575
00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:55,377
我不想你遲到

576
00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:56,420
我不是趕時間

577
00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:57,421
(1508公里)

578
00:39:00,507 --> 00:39:02,926
你點解這麼緊張?因為你的父母,對吧?

579
00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:05,679
聽我說,現在的車輛更安全

580
00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:09,266
那件車禍絕對不用死人的

581
00:39:09,266 --> 00:39:11,935
你的爸爸是個魯莽司機

582
00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:14,271
而我最注重安全的了,知道嗎?

583
00:39:14,271 --> 00:39:16,440
你可以停車嗎?我想落車

584
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,192
我應該不能停車

585
00:39:24,114 --> 00:39:25,616
停車
-不,冷靜點,等等

586
00:39:25,616 --> 00:39:27,993
停車...
-不,你放手

587
00:39:49,723 --> 00:39:50,807
正中紅心

588
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,569
你對跳舞班的意見或許是對的

589
00:40:04,154 --> 00:40:05,572
媽咪,你上堂不好玩嗎?

590
00:40:07,533 --> 00:40:08,867
我以為我識跳舞

591
00:40:10,118 --> 00:40:11,703
我以為那會讓我感到...

592
00:40:13,455 --> 00:40:14,581
那...

593
00:40:17,835 --> 00:40:19,628
但你不是個歌舞女郎

594
00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:23,507
你是個女王

595
00:40:27,761 --> 00:40:28,929
這裏就是你的王國

596
00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:33,100
你一離開,這裏就會有壞事發生

597
00:40:34,977 --> 00:40:36,186
我們需要你留在這裏

598
00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:45,863
我需要快點熟悉這些客戶資料

599
00:40:50,868 --> 00:40:54,872
已經好耐無做了,莊保羅,我們應該做

600
00:41:00,669 --> 00:41:02,254
明天再問我吧,媽咪

601
00:41:04,798 --> 00:41:06,466
明天再考慮
-好的

602
00:41:36,163 --> 00:41:38,540
你點解住在船上?

603
00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:45,506
你的船正在搖我

604
00:41:45,506 --> 00:41:47,549
我要用你的鋼管

605
00:41:47,633 --> 00:41:49,927
這條比我平時用的那條更粗...

606
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,682
你還好嗎?

607
00:42:18,789 --> 00:42:19,790
等等

608
00:42:20,457 --> 00:42:21,917
或者...我們不應該這樣做

609
00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:23,001
無事的

610
00:42:29,383 --> 00:42:30,717
唏

611
00:42:35,681 --> 00:42:36,849
天啊

612
00:42:37,558 --> 00:42:38,559
等陣,不要除衫

613
00:42:45,274 --> 00:42:46,483
是我的問題嗎?

614
00:42:46,567 --> 00:42:48,735
不...天啊,不,是我的問題

615
00:42:52,155 --> 00:42:54,408
伊娃,我是基的

616
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:01,248
如果我鍾意女人,我現在就會同你做了

617
00:43:07,963 --> 00:43:08,964
好的

618
00:43:12,176 --> 00:43:14,595
那麼你點解一直誤導我?

619
00:43:14,595 --> 00:43:16,555
我不是有心的

620
00:43:16,555 --> 00:43:17,890
不是想誤導你

621
00:43:18,724 --> 00:43:20,517
我只是很鍾意跟你一齊

622
00:43:20,601 --> 00:43:22,477
你好靚女、搞笑、聰明

623
00:43:22,561 --> 00:43:26,190
是的,但如果我...一早知道,你明嗎?

624
00:43:26,190 --> 00:43:28,400
如果我知道...
-不好了

625
00:43:29,276 --> 00:43:30,694
這樣太差勁了

626
00:43:30,694 --> 00:43:32,738
你這是甚麼意思?不,不是的,這樣很好

627
00:43:32,738 --> 00:43:35,574
這代表我們可以做真正的朋友了
-收聲吧

628
00:43:35,574 --> 00:43:36,742
好的

629
00:43:36,742 --> 00:43:39,369
你點解不出櫃?

630
00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:43,749
這是2022年的愛爾蘭

631
00:43:43,749 --> 00:43:47,294
我們是很進步的了

632
00:43:47,294 --> 00:43:48,378
我知道

633
00:43:48,462 --> 00:43:51,798
我只是想公私分明

634
00:43:51,882 --> 00:43:52,966
該死的鞋

635
00:43:53,842 --> 00:43:56,178
我也希望我有公私分明
根本不知道自己之前點諗

636
00:43:56,178 --> 00:43:57,638
不要走,請你留下來

637
00:43:58,222 --> 00:43:59,890
我正死蠢

638
00:44:33,090 --> 00:44:34,091
你本可以...

639
00:44:36,385 --> 00:44:38,720
你本可以給我一個暗示還是甚麼的

640
00:44:38,804 --> 00:44:40,722
例如舉起一個牌,寫著“我是基的”?

641
00:44:40,806 --> 00:44:46,061
不,但至少一個...彩虹旗吧?

642
00:44:46,061 --> 00:44:49,356
一條小小的彩虹絲帶

643
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,608
勳章

644
00:44:55,612 --> 00:44:56,613
過來

645
00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:11,670
你之前問我有沒有試過禁忌之愛

646
00:45:14,423 --> 00:45:15,424
我有

647
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:17,301
也不只一次

648
00:45:20,971 --> 00:45:22,681
因為每一段都是禁忌

649
00:45:23,891 --> 00:45:27,269
對我家庭來說,沒有任何事是...

650
00:45:29,897 --> 00:45:31,356
不記得那個講法

651
00:45:33,859 --> 00:45:35,110
允許的?

652
00:45:35,694 --> 00:45:36,695
對,就是這樣說

653
00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:40,490
你可以簡單一點說的

654
00:45:40,574 --> 00:45:44,661
例如“准許”或“可以”

655
00:45:47,956 --> 00:45:50,501
很遺憾,你跟家人有這樣的分歧

656
00:46:15,275 --> 00:46:17,611
噢,搞錯啊

657
00:46:34,002 --> 00:46:35,712
我要將子彈雪硬

658
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,681
好了

659
00:46:53,814 --> 00:46:55,232
完美

660
00:46:56,275 --> 00:46:59,444
你們點解在驚叫?
-不是驚叫,是歡呼

661
00:47:00,112 --> 00:47:02,114
她成功了,看啊

662
00:47:02,114 --> 00:47:04,116
我練好瞄準,也把子彈雪硬

663
00:47:05,075 --> 00:47:07,035
我現在能射穿他的頭骨

664
00:47:07,870 --> 00:47:09,454
我們只需要想好要怎樣調換子彈

665
00:47:09,538 --> 00:47:11,373
但你點知道他們用哪種子彈?

666
00:47:11,373 --> 00:47:13,917
我打給他們問,扮作一個很沉迷的愛好者

667
00:47:14,001 --> 00:47:17,045
他們用.68子彈,是戴面罩,不是頭盔

668
00:47:17,129 --> 00:47:19,423
所以他的頭窿不會有東西蓋著

669
00:47:19,423 --> 00:47:22,050
是的,我們還需要討論其他細節,不過...

670
00:47:22,134 --> 00:47:25,137
是的,但...子彈能射穿了,這是個好開始

671
00:47:25,137 --> 00:47:27,306
神父,有插進去了

672
00:47:27,306 --> 00:47:31,018
你必須確保射中...
-天啊,我掂的

673
00:47:31,018 --> 00:47:34,563
我知道我做得到
因為當我想做到某件事,從來都不會失敗

674
00:47:34,563 --> 00:47:36,356
不然你們問諾娜
-你跟諾娜說了?

675
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,774
當然沒有

676
00:47:39,651 --> 00:47:43,113
我們開始之後,我就會找個無人的地方

677
00:47:43,197 --> 00:47:44,823
換做雪硬的子彈

678
00:47:46,992 --> 00:47:48,410
然後射死那個衰人

679
00:47:50,579 --> 00:47:51,413
現在聽好了

680
00:47:52,206 --> 00:47:53,457
我們要這樣做

681
00:47:53,999 --> 00:47:56,710
他們最普通的玩法是兩隊互射

682
00:47:57,336 --> 00:48:01,089
我們讓當努跟莊保羅一組
莊保羅會很開心的,男人鬥女人

683
00:48:02,090 --> 00:48:07,095
A組是莊保羅、當努、烏蘇拉和基絲

684
00:48:07,596 --> 00:48:10,224
B組是我,伊娃和碧卡

685
00:48:11,391 --> 00:48:14,520
阿烏,你的任務
是讓當努和基絲遠離我和伊娃

686
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,522
伊娃,你和我會以莊保羅為目標

687
00:48:16,522 --> 00:48:19,274
讓他覺得我們是他的真正對手

688
00:48:19,358 --> 00:48:22,611
那麼我要做甚麼?
-不要阻到我們就得

689
00:48:22,611 --> 00:48:25,113
在那邊
-來吧

690
00:48:25,656 --> 00:48:28,158
我們還在等甚麼?開始吧

691
00:48:29,993 --> 00:48:35,624
大家早晨,我叫斯魯,松鼠斯魯

692
00:48:35,624 --> 00:48:38,335
因為我知道這片樹木的一草一木

693
00:48:38,335 --> 00:48:40,671
所以請你們表示尊重

694
00:48:41,922 --> 00:48:43,257
還有,我鍾意食果仁

695
00:48:43,257 --> 00:48:46,718
第一條規矩,絕不要除下面罩

696
00:48:46,802 --> 00:48:48,887
如果這樣做,你就要直接被罰退出

697
00:48:50,013 --> 00:48:51,181
大家明白了嗎?

698
00:48:51,723 --> 00:48:53,350
明白
-好

699
00:48:53,350 --> 00:48:54,726
好吧

700
00:48:55,561 --> 00:48:59,481
壽星仔安排了自己的驚喜
他有個特別要求

701
00:49:00,148 --> 00:49:03,193
今天,我們不會平時那樣兩人一隊

702
00:49:03,861 --> 00:49:06,530
我們會玩一個遊戲,叫“射兔仔”

703
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,240
射甚麼?

704
00:49:10,242 --> 00:49:13,120
你們其中一人
會在胸前的口袋裏找到一條兔腿

705
00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:25,007
是你,媽咪

706
00:49:25,007 --> 00:49:27,676
會無事的,一定會很好玩
你一直跑...就對了

707
00:49:27,676 --> 00:49:30,095
你很適合,你跑得很快,你能做到的

708
00:49:30,179 --> 00:49:31,013
兔仔

709
00:49:31,013 --> 00:49:33,348
你的任務是嘗試
從障礙陣的一邊跑到另一邊

710
00:49:33,432 --> 00:49:34,933
而不被射中

711
00:49:35,767 --> 00:49:38,478
好嗎?全部人明白了?
-好的

712
00:49:38,979 --> 00:49:40,189
我們準備好了嗎?

713
00:49:41,815 --> 00:49:42,816
準備好

714
00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:44,276
那麼請跟我來

715
00:49:51,950 --> 00:49:53,118
現在點算?

716
00:49:56,830 --> 00:49:57,831
隨機應變

717
00:49:59,625 --> 00:50:01,835
來吧,烏蘇拉,在這邊
-碧卡,來吧

718
00:50:25,859 --> 00:50:27,361
你和我跟住莊保羅

719
00:50:55,722 --> 00:50:58,475
比比,現在有機會了,他正背對著我們

720
00:51:01,687 --> 00:51:02,729
來吧

721
00:51:08,694 --> 00:51:10,279
弊

722
00:51:10,904 --> 00:51:12,072
頂

723
00:51:12,072 --> 00:51:14,408
現在又點?比比

724
00:51:14,408 --> 00:51:15,492
跟住我

725
00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:17,703
好的

726
00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:25,377
我找到你了,媽咪

727
00:51:27,045 --> 00:51:28,630
看看他,正癲佬

728
00:51:29,214 --> 00:51:32,885
快跑,你躲不過我的

729
00:51:32,885 --> 00:51:33,969
衰人

730
00:51:38,599 --> 00:51:40,517
停手,去後面,立即去

731
00:51:42,144 --> 00:51:43,270
碧卡,別站在槍前面

732
00:51:44,479 --> 00:51:45,397
該死的

733
00:51:54,072 --> 00:51:55,699
引他去那裏,那邊...

734
00:51:55,699 --> 00:51:56,950
好的

735
00:52:10,714 --> 00:52:12,758
嗨
-好吧,各位

736
00:52:13,926 --> 00:52:17,012
給我五分鐘,我就可以讓你們過去

737
00:52:18,138 --> 00:52:19,723
他站在那裏給你射了

738
00:52:19,723 --> 00:52:21,350
比比,下手吧

739
00:52:30,692 --> 00:52:31,777
比比,下手吧

740
00:52:32,945 --> 00:52:34,238
五分鐘

741
00:52:38,992 --> 00:52:40,327
射吧

742
00:52:45,457 --> 00:52:46,792
找人叫白車

743
00:52:49,419 --> 00:52:53,507
不要亂郁,老友,你嘗試不要郁
無錯,不要起身

744
00:52:55,425 --> 00:52:58,303
保持冷靜,冷靜點
-嘗試把手放在身體兩邊

745
00:52:58,387 --> 00:53:01,265
我叫當努,是個救護員
她叫烏蘇拉,是個護士

746
00:53:01,265 --> 00:53:04,601
我們會照顧你的,好嗎?
不要摸你的眼,這樣就對了

747
00:53:05,143 --> 00:53:08,522
就是這樣,繼續呼吸
-斯魯,深呼吸,吸氣

748
00:53:09,565 --> 00:53:11,275
我們保證你會無事的
-比比

749
00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:12,359
比比

750
00:53:13,527 --> 00:53:15,195
有人叫了白車嗎?

751
00:53:17,114 --> 00:53:18,574
發生甚麼事了?

752
00:53:20,784 --> 00:53:24,204
發生甚麼事了?
-媽咪,不要叫

753
00:53:29,626 --> 00:53:30,752
繼續呼吸

754
00:53:30,836 --> 00:53:31,837
你搞甚麼啊?

755
00:53:31,837 --> 00:53:34,339
就是這樣,吸氣,很好

756
00:53:34,423 --> 00:53:36,425
你做得很好,斯魯,你做得很好

757
00:53:36,425 --> 00:53:39,261
你要保持清醒,你聽到我吧?

758
00:53:44,474 --> 00:53:46,059
不...

759
00:53:49,771 --> 00:53:52,524
不...

760
00:54:02,451 --> 00:54:03,285
(改編自比利時電視劇《家族》)

761
00:54:03,285 --> 00:54:04,203
(瑪蓮莎拉高仙創作)

762
00:54:44,826 --> 00:54:46,828
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