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Whoo!
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Yeah!
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You found my secret Yelp profile?
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That's the only place
I can be my unfiltered self.
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I'm a truth teller.
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-This is sincere. We're happy for you.
-I'll be on Yelp.
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Oh, never mind. I found it.
It's sadder than it is embarrassing.
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Don't read it.
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"It pains me to write this,
but I won't be returning to this QDOBA"?
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You got nominated for an Itsy Bizzie.
Iron Creek Small Business Awards.
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-Congrats!
-Percy's gonna be so jealous.
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I hope he tackles you during the ceremony.
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This is unexpected.
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We are technically a small business now
and I'm doing pretty well,
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but not award-winning well.
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You sure this isn't
the Itsy Bizzie Razzies?
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I got nominated for an Itsy Bizzie.
Me and Raul's tuxedo shop.
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We dressed the Grand Rapids High School
mariachi band for the state finals. Yeah.
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When it came to awards campaigning,
we refused to play the game.
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I got way more to focus on
than a stupid award.
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This stupid award
comes with a $5,000 prize.
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And the Golden Business spider trophy
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which could fetch upwards
of 30 bucks on Craigslist.
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Fifty, if you find a spider freak.
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The Bizzie goes to a small business owner
who knows what they're doing.
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Like my dentist, Dr. Kingsley,
has a waterfall in his lobby.
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That's small business ownership.
I'll never win.
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But you gotta try. Right?
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Can you imagine what you could do
with $5,000, Timmy?
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Any ideas come to mind?
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-Nope, because everything's fine.
-Really?
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You sure
there's no extremely urgent issues
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you'd like to evict from your life?
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I've got everything under control,
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and even if I didn't,
my time would be better spent
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getting it under control
rather than chasing a long shot.
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Again, none of that matters.
Everything is under control!
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That's reassuring.
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Speaking of urgent, I found a yogurt cup
under my driver's seat that's weirdly hot.
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So peace.
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-Let me help you with the yogurt!
-I said I've got it.
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How is this thing leaking so much?
No one has anything to worry about!
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A NETFLIX SERIES
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Man, if I won 5 grand
I would buy a good camera.
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Selfish.
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You could use that money to help someone,
like my sister.
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I'd use it to pay her bail.
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She's been in a Guatemalan jail
for a decade.
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How have you not come up
with that money in ten years?
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Ehh. Not a financial priority.
More of a splurge purchase.
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Hannah, what would you do
if you won 5K?
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Uh, no, thank you.
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You hear horror stories
about people winning the lottery.
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A lot of them end up dead
and some even buy houses in Florida.
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There's a big difference
between 5,000 and the Powerball.
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Not me. I don't wanna see
what's at the end of the road
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for someone who suddenly feels
like she can buy brand-name soup.
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Next thing you know,
I'm ordering shrimp on my nachos.
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Convince Chris to come home. "Look, Chris,
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I finally bought us a mattress.
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I'm a new Danielle!"
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You got any movies about Simon Birch?
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Somebody looks hungry.
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Not the time or place, Percy.
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11:45 by a dumpster,
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perfect conditions
for half a meatball sub.
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Okay. Look.
I'm sorry about the whole rent situation.
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I'm a small business owner too.
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If I give all my friends a break,
it'll ruin me!
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-I'm very popular.
-I get that you're strict about the rent.
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But why'd you handle it
in such a cowardly way?
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There's a simple explanation.
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I'm a coward.
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If you'd given me a heads-up,
I'd have more time.
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But I'll get you the money.
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I'm up for an Itsy Bizzie.
Maybe the other nominees will die.
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IB noms are out?
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Short for Itsy Bizzie nomination.
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Sounds like I made it up. I didn't.
I could've made it up. I didn't.
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I didn't get into the small business
game for acclaim. Good luck.
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-Still want that sandwich?
-Never wanted it.
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I didn't expect jealousy
to destroy you this fast.
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You found out you didn't get nominated,
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and you're offering people food
behind a strip mall. Damn.
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This is an unrelated apology sub.
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And I don't have time
for any award show B.S.
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It would've been tough to fit it in
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between standing by the trash
and holding an old sandwich.
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This is one of many things
on my calendar today,
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so I really don't have time to chat.
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Sorry.
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It's not old.
This sandwich was made an hour ago.
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You can go ask Paul
over at Sandwich Hell.
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I thought you told me about the eviction
because you wanted help.
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No, I told you because I'm terrified.
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Look, I'm sorry I pushed you
in front of everyone,
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but you gotta win this.
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The money could easily cover rent.
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I wouldn't nominate you
if I didn't think you could win.
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-You nominated me?
-Who else would have?
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That came out harsher than I expected.
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Well, me. I nominated me.
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What? Why didn't you tell us?
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It's embarrassing.
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I didn't think I'd get picked.
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Look at me.
Tomorrow, my mom's forcing me
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to tech her Korean church production
of The Vagina Monologues.
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That's why you have
an inflatable labia in your car.
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I've been turned down by six therapists.
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Now I know you nominated me,
I'll disappoint you too.
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No one takes me seriously.
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You are not going to disappoint me.
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Honestly, I think it's impressive
that you took initiative.
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Look, you're a great boss
with a great story,
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besides there's only five other nominees.
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I guarantee
the guy who owns the tropical fish store
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got some weird sex scandal
that's waiting to blow up.
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You don't own
that many saltwater aquariums
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without things getting nasty.
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Ready or not, the Chamber of Commerce
is sending a camera crew for an interview.
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So you can look like a slob,
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or look like an up-and-coming
pillar of the community.
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I look like a slob?
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You don't look as sexy as Trent,
he's the tropical fish guy.
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I know him,
but everything's aboveboard between us.
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You need a little sprucing up, Timmy.
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A little "fake it till you make it."
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Act like one of your favorite bosses
from a movie.
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Like Boss Baby or Devil's Advocate?
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One of those is a baby and one is Satan.
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And look at the heights they reach
despite their circumstances.
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Hmm. Fair. Maybe a makeover could help.
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A makeover?
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Uh, maybe something simple.
She's All That style.
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Nerd takes off the glasses
but still remains true to who they are.
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He's in khakis and smells like hot yogurt.
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This is more of
a Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead,
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which I was sure was a true crime doc.
But by the time I realized it wasn't,
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I was spellbound by the story
of those morally compromised teens.
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So in this analogy,
corporate is the babysitter
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and I'm Christina Applegate.
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Who lies about who she is to
make her way to the top, but ultimately--
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Has a lot of fun
and learned valuable lessons.
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-Maybe a haircut.
-I know the perfect place.
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I can fit you in between a Havanese
and a real butthole of a Labradoodle.
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Rene, you don't even
have your barber's license.
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I don't have my bark-ber's license either.
I'm not legally allowed to groom dogs.
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-Oh. Do I smell hot yogurt?
-That's me.
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So sweet how he covers for you.
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Okay, well,
I will have him back to you in an hour.
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I'm Floy Beckamfillingin
for Miranda Golder...
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-I thought your shift was over.
-Can't say no to a free lunch.
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-What are you reading?
-Uh, something for school.
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I don't get why you're getting
a degree in accounting.
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All you do is talk about making movies.
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Accounting is like the film of numbers.
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Every spreadsheet tells a story. See?
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Ew. Your cheapness is out of control.
You need to learn some self-care.
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You're a white woman.
You should be an assassin at it.
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I don't know. My life is cushy as is.
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Last week I bought detergent
that wasn't on sale.
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By accident. Still, it's a sign
of how loose I've gotten with cash.
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Okay, if you can take a bite
of whatever the hell that is
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and genuinely tell me you like it,
I'll leave you alone.
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Otherwise,
pick one self-care activity to do today.
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-Yeah.
-Fine.
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-Yeah.
-I'll go and--
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You're about to say "walk",
I'm cutting you off.
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On a walk to the...
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nail salon.
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Great. I'm gonna spend my break
making sure you don't hide in your car.
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Just spit it out. Please, spit it out.
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Ew.
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Hey! Not bad, huh?
Check out your new Blockbuster daddy.
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It was my idea for Rene
to use flea shampoo as volumizer.
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It burns a little, but I can't remember
the last time my hair had this body.
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I'm impressed
you're really trying to win this,
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but you don't have to change.
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The camera crew's here.
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Okay. Tim, relax, be yourself.
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You love this place.
You treat customers like your friends.
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-Your story is heartwarming.
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Wrong.
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-Is that a parrot?
-I got duck.
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It was a buzzer.
Has no one seen Jeopardy?
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People don't want their hearts warm.
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They want their minds blown!
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WWBBD?
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"What Would Boss Baby Do?"
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Yeah. Eliza, your plan seems nice,
but I've tried nice.
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If we're gonna stay in business,
we need to stop being polite and get real.
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-The Real World tagline?
-Yeah.
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-Tell me, who deserves that Itsy Bizzie?
-I do!
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-Who's the Golden Business Spider?
-I am!
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Um, I'm the Golden Business Spider?
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-Right!
-Yeah.
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What are you gonna say
to that camera crew?
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Welcome to my playground.
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That is not Timmy.
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These are my people.
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No, it's a supernova.
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Ew. Look at this shade of yellow.
"Smoker's Finger."
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Cute. Here's a pretty blue
called "Taken by an Avalanche."
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See, we're already having fun.
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Yeah. But I'm overwhelmed.
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Don't stress,
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self-care should be relaxing and fun.
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-That's the name of this color.
-That's not the color.
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That's the brand. Relaxing and Fun
is wet n wild's line for people over 40.
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I've always thought of myself
as over 40 at heart.
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Decisions.
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Um, I can take it from here.
Don't you have to study?
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No, we're focusing on you today.
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Ooh. I think I found my shade.
"Could be Fungal."
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Ooh.
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I am so glad they sprung for a good DP.
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DP is the Director of Photography.
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There's no worse sound in the world
than a man describing film terms.
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You know you don't have
to change yourself for this, right?
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Look, I have to win,
so I'm acting like a winner.
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I want you to win too.
It's how your rent problem goes away.
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I don't want you
to lose focus on yourself.
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I am laser focused.
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Maybe not as focused
as Rick's camera was.
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He made me look good.
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But believe me,
I am very focused on myself,
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my best self.
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The babysitter's dead and I'm going
to have a summer to remember.
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He's done it!
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Our boy's gone viral.
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This morning, you had 144 followers,
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now 147.
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-Ho!
-That says 145.
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Huh. Lost two. When you reach
these heights, backlash is inevitable.
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Connie, I was just talking to Timmy
about staying focused on--
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Winning. Couldn't agree more.
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It's a crucial moment
in any awards campaign.
238
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This is when we bring out the big guns!
239
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Gift bags for voters.
240
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,129
Gift bags?
241
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,839
You sweet naive thing.
242
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:57,216
Every award is bought and paid for.
243
00:11:57,299 --> 00:12:00,845
Actually, I don't think
we should give the voters gifts, Con.
244
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,223
We should bring them to the gift.
245
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,184
An elegant evening at Blockbuster.
246
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,520
The student has become the teacher.
247
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,731
We have some event planning to do.
248
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:19,321
So would you like a mani beaucoup,
pedi mort, or upper lip wax?
249
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,159
Uh, these bottles
of Self-Worth Comes From Within,
250
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:27,371
-Influencer Beige, Disgraced Girl Boss.
-I thought we were getting mani-pedis!
251
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,124
I can get three bottles
for the same price as a manicure
252
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,084
and do my nails at home.
253
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,463
Maybe this home-school graduate
can teach you a thing about accounting.
254
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,340
Fine, at least
you're doing some self-care.
255
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,968
What you're describing is piracy.
256
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,971
You're taking food
out of my birds' mouths.
257
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,891
In that case, don't sell these to me.
Let's go.
258
00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,309
No, no, no. It's fine.
259
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,395
That'll be 29.60.
260
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,230
I'll be paying with this.
261
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,650
A gift certificate?
The only reason you picked this place
262
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,903
is because you wouldn't
have to spend any money?
263
00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:01,906
-That's cheating.
-Read the back of this for me.
264
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,908
"Treat as you would real money."
265
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,535
Caught on a technicality.
266
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,746
I'd like my change back in fives.
267
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,539
-It's 40 cents.
-I know.
268
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,249
I want nickels.
269
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:18,964
Wow, you guys really got
a lot of decorations for this party.
270
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,801
Um, I think these are meant
for a quinceañera.
271
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,553
Never hurts to seem young
and full of promise.
272
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,513
Exactly.
273
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,516
Okay. And this?
274
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:32,228
The voting committee should feel
the balance of fear and gratitude
275
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,481
that comes with
spending Thanksgiving with family.
276
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:38,526
-Oh. Timothy.
-Percival.
277
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:39,944
I heard you went to my store.
278
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:42,696
Ugh. Grand Mill gossip really gets around.
279
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:46,242
We are throwing a soiree
for my Itsy Bizzie nom tomorrow.
280
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:49,370
I remember those days
when my business was still small enough
281
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:53,624
to be considered for such an award.
Success is a double-edged sword.
282
00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:02,049
And look at you now.
Big enough to evict a friend.
283
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:12,977
-Ooh. I just realized something.
-We need candles. Right?
284
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,813
All the Devil's Advocate parties
were oozing with them.
285
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,774
I read in Parade Magazine
that Pacino brought candles from home.
286
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:22,611
Don't you guys think
Blockbuster has its own nostalgic charm,
287
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,739
and all this stuff
might get in the way of that?
288
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,827
Percival, does your un-nominated store
offer delivery?
289
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,371
We are gonna need
your waxiest of candles.
290
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:42,506
Hello. Oh, Madam Secretary,
thank you so much for coming out.
291
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:47,469
Treasurer O'Brien, I'll tell you again,
we do not have a discount for male models.
292
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,388
Who here matters?
293
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,723
Can you up the lights?
294
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,766
Customers are having trouble
finding movies.
295
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,811
A lady knocked over
three shelves of new releases.
296
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,814
First two were by accident,
but the last one was out of anger.
297
00:14:58,898 --> 00:14:59,982
Oh, you two.
298
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:03,319
Anything worth finding
is worth searching for.
299
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:07,156
Also, I love what the soft glow
is doing for my complexion.
300
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,367
Floy Beckam?
The stars really are out tonight.
301
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:17,917
-Uh, does Timmy seem off to you?
-He's a different person. I've been--
302
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,127
He's kissing Floy Beckam on the cheek.
303
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,297
Nope, he's moving towards the lips.
I should step in.
304
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:32,139
So I see that you're washing garbage.
305
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,933
-These are almost brand-new.
-I know.
306
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,726
Pass them down to your grandchildren.
307
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:38,187
I don't know if I'll have grandchildren.
308
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:42,650
If I do, they'll be inheriting
my collection of Arby's Christmas goblets.
309
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,152
I let the nail salon slide,
but this is too much.
310
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,780
Next time you're at my house
you can drink from the hose.
311
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,907
Your cheapness is pathological.
312
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,200
What do you care?
313
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,161
Look, money has always been tight
with my family.
314
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,664
I've been counting coupons since I was 8.
315
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,500
So I'm frugal.
316
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,210
Isn't it better to be careful?
317
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,712
I get careful, but it controls your life.
318
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,882
You won't check out DVDs
and we get them for free.
319
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,051
It is our one employee benefit.
320
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:12,638
I don't wanna burn out my DVD player.
I've only had it since 2009.
321
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,806
You'll wake up one day
322
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:17,101
and realize you went ten years
without ordering shrimp on your nachos!
323
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:18,102
A life wasted.
324
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:21,397
Hey, I'm just sacrificing for my future.
325
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,274
Like you
with that accounting school you hate.
326
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:29,279
I do not hate accounting.
You have no idea what you're saying.
327
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,280
Big surprise.
328
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,743
If shrimp nachos are so important,
order them yourself, bro.
329
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,872
Just don't come crying to me
when I'm on my flight to San Diego.
330
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,458
That's right, San Diego.
331
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,293
The one with the zoo.
332
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:46,797
The big future you're saving up for
is a three-night stay in San Diego?
333
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,466
Enjoy being miserable till then.
334
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,427
It's four nights!
335
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,929
And I'll be too busy mapping out my day
336
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,850
at their world-class safari park
to be miserable.
337
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,573
So still not jealous?
338
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:15,784
Of this lame-ass party?
Look at all this junk in here.
339
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,872
That they got at your store.
Okay, look, I'm sorry, that wasn't fair.
340
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,583
This must be hard for you.
341
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,460
You do so much for Timmy.
342
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:28,047
Propping him up as a business owner,
you get no recognition.
343
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:33,510
Things between us have been complicated.
It's hard to be the guy behind the guy.
344
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,972
I guess I am a little jealous.
345
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,728
So you admit it. I got you again.
346
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,313
What a small man.
347
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,648
-Have a nice night, Percy.
-It's "Dad."
348
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,151
I told you about calling me Percy. Hey.
349
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:57,034
Sorry, the computer seems to be dead.
Chocolate fountain must've blown a fuse.
350
00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:00,412
So I have to talk to my parents
while they're visiting?
351
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,790
Let me go try to fix it.
352
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:07,086
Remember, young lady, R-rated movies
require a parent or legal guardian.
353
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,798
Mine have been dead for decades.
You have my vote, handsome.
354
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,674
-Oh.
-Timmy, we're having an issue.
355
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:17,596
I haven't seen you in forever.
What have you been working on?
356
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,473
-It's Connie.
-Oh.
357
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:23,018
I might have known if it weren't so dark.
I thought you were on candle duty.
358
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:27,106
There's a difference between
being a guest and working a party, babe.
359
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,565
Did you call me "babe"?
360
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:33,153
-And is that a diamond bracelet?
-Rhinestone dog collar from Rene.
361
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,489
You might've known if it weren't what?
362
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,407
-Dark.
-That's my girl.
363
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,287
Who needs to be filled to the brim
with the magic of Tim?
364
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,832
Congrats, Dr. Frankenstein.
365
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:48,043
Instead of being himself,
like I encouraged him to be,
366
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,670
he's now a monster.
367
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,672
Only a matter of time before he--
368
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:54,049
Drowns a little girl?
I thought the same thing.
369
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,467
But which little girl,
370
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,095
and in which of
our state's countless lakes?
371
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,973
I was gonna say
"before he absconds to the arctic."
372
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:04,726
Always thinking of an excuse to say you
read the book instead of seeing the movie.
373
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,147
Fine. Maybe I pushed him too hard.
374
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:11,358
I just finally wanted to win one of these.
375
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,860
But I'll go talk to him.
376
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,949
The store is on fire!
377
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,785
-Go, go, go!
-Come with me.
378
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,176
Okay, so who's the dickbag
that owns this place?
379
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,344
I'll say that again.
380
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:43,223
Who's the dickbag who owns this place?
They didn't send me not to find a dickbag.
381
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,100
I'm the dickbag who owns it.
382
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,103
And I'm the dickbag behind the dickbag.
383
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,355
I created this monster.
384
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,692
-Arrest me, officers.
-We're the fire department.
385
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,402
Have you guys seen Hannah?
386
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,696
Oh, she went to the bar for a drink.
387
00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:02,075
Oh, great. This is my curse.
My hot takes drive people to drink.
388
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,375
-Hey.
-Hey.
389
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,506
Um, I just wanted to say that...
390
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,218
-I'm--
-Enjoy.
391
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,928
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
392
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,388
Are those shrimp nachos?
393
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:29,353
When the store caught fire,
I realized you were right.
394
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:34,399
I should treat myself a little more
'cause tomorrow isn't promised.
395
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,612
I came here for a drink,
396
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:42,407
then realized the nachos
were 2 bucks cheaper, but baby steps.
397
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,327
What did you wanna say?
398
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:49,873
I shouldn't have been hard on you.
Your financial stuff is your business.
399
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:53,543
And you were right.
I'm no better. I, uh...
400
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,047
-I hate accounting.
-Oh, yeah.
401
00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,676
You changed the subject to my cheapness
this morning to avoid talking about it.
402
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,220
You noticed? I thought I was so subtle.
403
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,806
You'd be surprised by the things I notice.
404
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:06,932
Oh--
405
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,351
You'd be surprised.
406
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:14,856
I'm sorry.
I was projecting my own stuff onto you.
407
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,569
It's just, children of immigrants
don't really get to have dreams.
408
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:20,654
It's complicated.
409
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,991
Well, let's just agree
410
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:28,245
that we both need to try to have
a little more shrimp on our nachos.
411
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:29,162
Cool?
412
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,540
Now, dig in!
413
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,170
Oh, I love the play
of textures and temperatures.
414
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:38,964
These are frozen.
415
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,927
I've got some great news.
416
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,513
-I won the Itsy Bizzie?
-No. No?
417
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,598
No, you've been blacklisted.
418
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,977
Hmm. You were saying there was good news.
419
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,478
Yes. Right.
420
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,981
The fire department isn't gonna fine you.
421
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:58,400
Turns out strip mall carpet is toxic,
422
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:01,528
so it counts as their disaster training
this year.
423
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:05,532
No one can ever accuse me
of not supporting our first responders.
424
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,745
Listen, I'm so sorry
about getting out of control today.
425
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,914
I didn't wanna lose that prize money.
426
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,876
And... I didn't wanna let you down.
427
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,419
So you did both.
428
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,880
Shrewd. Hey, let me help you with this.
429
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:24,217
Oh, you know, I get what
Christina Applegate was going through.
430
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:27,637
The babysitter dies,
then suddenly you're the babysitter?
431
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:31,099
It's a heavy burden.
Still trying to figure it all out.
432
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,101
You did save the day at the end.
433
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,396
That's something.
What are you gonna do about the rent?
434
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,817
I gotta sacrifice something,
so I am putting my Mitsubishi up for sale.
435
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,235
Should buy me a few months
436
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,529
while I figure
this small business thing out.
437
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,031
Wait! The Eclipse?
438
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:49,326
-But you love that car.
-Yeah, it's pretty cherry.
439
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,286
But I love the store more.
440
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:52,829
And you all.
441
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:56,333
Wow. Spoken like
a true small business owner.
442
00:22:57,292 --> 00:23:02,506
Well, as sad as it is knowing I'll never
get to go for another 'bishi ride, thanks.
443
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,342
You're the real Itsy Bizzie winner
in my eyes.
444
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:06,760
Really. What do I win?
445
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,806
I could buy you a drink.
446
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,224
Yes, please.
447
00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:21,316
You want a pre-drink chocolate,
banana, marshmallow, or prosciutto?
448
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,194
Mm. You leave one of those unplugged
for more five minutes,
449
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:26,279
they become a breeding ground
for mosquitoes.
450
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,073
Ruined my cousin's wedding.
451
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,326
This could legally
be classified as swampland.
452
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,248
You need to get that?
453
00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:37,165
Uh...
454
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,377
Yeah, I probably should.
I'll just be a sec.
455
00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:42,295
Hey, goose!
456
00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,049
When I said I'd move back in,
457
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:49,094
you promised you'd move the PS5
out of the bedroom.
458
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,805
I cannot get addicted to GTA online again.
459
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:54,891
Okay.
460
00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,187
Ready for that trophy drink?
461
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,774
Um, I totally forgot
I have something I have to do.
462
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:04,234
Oh.
463
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,446
Okay. Next time then?
464
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:08,822
Mm-hm.
465
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,293
-Hey.
-Timmy.
466
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,920
Hey, man. I'm sorry, okay?
467
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:28,383
-At least let me--
-Forget it. I'll get you the rent.
468
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,637
I need to get drunk
with my best friend, if that's cool?
469
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,681
That's very cool.
470
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:37,559
Give it up.
471
00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:39,144
Oh!
472
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:40,645
Here's the big question.
473
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:44,316
First round on you,
or the last round on you?
474
00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:48,445
I think first round on you
and last round on you.
475
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:51,156
I might not remember
the last round.
476
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:52,073
Okay.