1 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,885 So, three years this March? 2 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:13,972 Sorry, I've been meaning to come in. I've been-- 3 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:15,849 Busy. No, I get it. 4 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:20,020 But like Ferris B. said on his day off, "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't--" 5 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:24,357 Netflix. I've been doing Netflix, you know, like, well, everybody. 6 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:27,944 -Zing. -Their algorithm keeps recommending 7 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,321 The Great British Bake Off, which is trigger for me 8 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:33,158 since Amanda left me for a chef from Manchester 9 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:34,451 she met on Facebook. 10 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:38,663 Yikes. Sorry, that sentence just kept getting worse. 11 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:42,459 I bet that guy makes a good living. Croissants are so expensive 12 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,462 and you have to be Scrooge McDuck to afford the chocolate one. 13 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,964 -Way to focus on what's important. -What is important? 14 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,258 Not washing your hair every day. 15 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:54,095 Anyway, as always, I have the perfect movie to cheer you up. 16 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,222 So many great breakup films. 17 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,391 Eternal Sunshine, High Fidelity, 18 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,852 and if you're feeling freaky, Midsommar. 19 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:03,313 I have a good one. Oh, what's it called? 20 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:07,442 It's with the lady from the smartwater ads and Van Jones. 21 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,152 -From CNN? -You don't speak Connie. 22 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,279 She means Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn. 23 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:14,032 -TheBreak-Up. -No spoilers. Haven't seen it. 24 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:17,660 All good suggestions, gang, but I got this. 25 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:19,913 Under the Tuscan Sun? 26 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:20,872 Are you sure? 27 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:22,999 Doesn't really seem me. 28 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,960 I've been working here since seventh grade. 29 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:29,422 -That is not the flex you think it is. -Anyway, trust me, 30 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:32,967 you need to get out of your lane and into Diane Lane. 31 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:37,764 -Okay. Thanks. I'll bring it back soon. -I'm not going anywhere. 32 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,016 -Don from Corporate. -Ooh. 33 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:44,562 -Donny. What's going, Don? -Every time. Look, 34 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:47,774 no easy way to say this. Seven more Blockbusters closed. 35 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,859 You're the last one on Earth. 36 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:54,280 Uh, I don't love the pattern that's starting to emerge. 37 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,241 I'm sure you are gonna be fine. 38 00:01:56,324 --> 00:02:00,203 Yeah. Maybe you're right. Change can be scary, but oftentimes-- 39 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,122 -Nice knowing you, Timmy. -What? 40 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:05,792 -You said we'll be fine. -And you probably will be. 41 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:09,587 I, on the other hand, am screwed. They're liquidating Corporate. 42 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,674 This place is gonna be a WeWork by tomorrow morning. 43 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,134 Well, don't worry, Don. 44 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,761 -I'm sure you'll also be fine. Hello? 45 00:02:27,438 --> 00:02:28,273 You okay? 46 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:33,403 No. How do we replace an entire corporate infrastructure? 47 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:34,946 Purchasing, rental tracking. 48 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:36,489 They paid half our rent. 49 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,740 My God. They did? 50 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:42,287 -I mean, we'll figure it out. -That's what I said to Mindy 51 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,873 from Mindy's Travel Hut before she went out of business. 52 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:48,459 -My point is the Internet sucks. -I would love to disagree, 53 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:51,045 but also Logan Paul, TikTok influencers, 54 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,463 those BuzzFeed quizzes 55 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,674 that tell you which Bridgerton servant you are. 56 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:57,135 -I make Lady Danbury's tea. -Ooh. 57 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:58,928 My whole life is this store. 58 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,430 I love Blockbuster. 59 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:04,267 I should've seen this coming, but I guess I just didn't want to. 60 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:05,560 But look around. 61 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:08,021 DJ Steve's Hip-Hop Flip-Flop Shop, gone. 62 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:10,815 It was the most popular pill mill in Michigan. 63 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,192 Now it's a ghost kitchen. 64 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:16,279 You could make a good riddance argument for those places, but I hear you. 65 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,573 I don't miss places, I miss people. 66 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,909 Humans need to interact with each other. 67 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,161 Mindy made me laugh every morning. 68 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,246 DJ Steve gave the best advice. 69 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:28,041 So long as you steered clear of his opinions on pronouns. 70 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:32,086 Maybe I'm just old-fashioned. 71 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,005 Of course you are. 72 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:38,551 -Timmy, you're a dinosaur. -And you're not good at pep talks. 73 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,137 But you're the last dinosaur. 74 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:44,599 Like my professor at Harvard used to teach us. 75 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:46,768 Turn your bug into a feature. 76 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:49,229 Used to teach you during one semester? 77 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:52,273 -It was a semester and a half. -Seamless Harvard drop as always. 78 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:57,570 The point is, it might not be a bad thing that you're the last Blockbuster. 79 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,405 It might be a good thing. 80 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,575 -Listening. -I bet it's about his parents. 81 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:05,328 He's been struggling since they got divorced. 82 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,329 In middle school. 83 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,999 Maybe he got in that fight with his roommates again about beer before liquor. 84 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:13,586 Or he's bummed because he's a grown man with roommates. 85 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,715 Duh, he's just freaking out because we're the last Blockbuster. 86 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,425 -What? -Look. 87 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:24,764 -What are we gonna do? -We are gonna throw a block party. 88 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:25,932 A block party? 89 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:27,642 That's your idea? 90 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:30,645 No, I like it. I just thought it would be better. 91 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:34,315 I'm sorry, I meant smarter. Thought it'd be good. Keep going. 92 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:37,360 Look, a friendly neighborhood block party 93 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:40,863 is the perfect cheap way to drum up new memberships 94 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,491 while reminding everyone that small businesses 95 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:47,287 offer something the Internet can't, human connection. 96 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,331 Like you said. Like you did with that guy, Jeff. 97 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:53,418 -I did say and do that. -Come on, we can do this. 98 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:56,462 Wow, I have not seen you this stoked about anything 99 00:04:56,546 --> 00:05:00,425 -since you started working here again. -Well, sorry, if I haven't seemed stoked 100 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:03,886 to be working the job I had for one summer in high school. 101 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:08,182 Remember when that goth kid got his hand stuck in the return slot? 102 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:11,853 Oh, yeah. 103 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:15,440 Back then I chose to be here 104 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:18,693 as opposed to being forced to take a job I am way overqualified for 105 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:21,237 just so I can afford the studio apartment I had to rent 106 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,822 because I caught my husband Aaron 107 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:25,658 on a date with a 25-year-old also named Erin 108 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,910 at the restaurant in Costco. 109 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:31,372 The girl your Aaron slept with was also named Erin? 110 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,292 -Why is that worse? -I don't know, but it is. 111 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:38,963 Okay, a block party. I like it. This is gonna be so... 112 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,590 Stupid. A block party? 113 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:43,718 Start looking for jobs now. As if there are any. 114 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:46,346 This town is not the land of milk and honey, 115 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:49,015 especially since they shut down the dairy and the apiary. 116 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:51,934 I'll light a prayer candle the second I get home. 117 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,812 I'll wish upon a star. How am I supposed to be next Tarantino 118 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,397 if I don't work in a video store? 119 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,816 Uh-huh. Yeah, that's what's holding you back. 120 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:02,070 This is the only job where my boss didn't yell at me 121 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,364 or ask if I can do the splits. 122 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:07,241 -I have to go back to selling leggings. -I can see my friends. 123 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:10,203 -I love you more than my real kids. -I can do the splits, but-- 124 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:15,375 Guys. No one's going anywhere or doing the splits. 125 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:20,129 I know things seem bad, but someone very smart once said: 126 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,091 "Your greatest weakness can be your greatest strength." 127 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,133 It was me. 128 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,343 Be less thirsty. 129 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:29,013 Maybe our greatest strength is we force people to get off their asses 130 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,598 and hang out with humans. 131 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:33,393 That's more important now than ever because... 132 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,651 -God, careful. -Uh, what's happening? 133 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:45,405 We can't be consumed by our differences anymore. 134 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:49,158 We will be united in our common interests. 135 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:53,496 Perhaps it's fate that today is the 19th of September. 136 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,457 We will once again fight for freedom. 137 00:06:56,541 --> 00:07:01,796 Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution, but from annihilation. 138 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,174 -Is that from Independence Day? -Yes. 139 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:08,511 Today we celebrate our Independence Day 140 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:11,264 from all the corporations ruining this country 141 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:14,100 by throwing the greatest block party ever seen 142 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:16,561 and signing up more members than that sex cult 143 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:20,398 with the creepy volleyball guy and Chloe from Smallville. 144 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:21,399 Yeah! 145 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,192 Blockbuster on three. 146 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,571 One, two... 147 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:30,324 Isn't it ironic the small business taking a stand 148 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,785 against the big corporation in this scenario 149 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,496 is a franchise of a once huge corporation 150 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,790 named after the type of big corporate movies 151 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,584 that killed smaller movies? 152 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:42,962 Really, dude? 153 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:45,590 Sorry. 154 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:50,052 Okay, so for this to work 155 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,389 it's gotta feel like we just invited our neighbors over 156 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,475 for a casual neighborhood barbecue 157 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,643 because we're not just small business owners, 158 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:58,936 were also neighbors. 159 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:02,648 "Don't say "neighbor" so many times. You sound like Mr. Rogers. 160 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,066 And action. 161 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:07,195 So we have Carlos and Hannah doing online marketing. 162 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,699 Connie's working with stoners on snacks. 163 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,536 Kayla's putting up signs she made around town. 164 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:20,416 We'll talk to Patrice about a mani-pedi station 165 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,252 -and Carol about a shooting gallery. -Consider me enlisted. 166 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,670 Okay. 167 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,631 Rene has a petting zoo hookup. 168 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:30,468 -Mitch will serve drinks. -He'll serve anyone. 169 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,553 And you'll give one of your speeches. 170 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,972 -Don't mind if I do. -That just leaves Percy. 171 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,974 We need Party! Parti! Parté! for supplies, 172 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,018 but need Percy to let us use the strip mall. 173 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:41,812 We got this. Percy and I are best buds. 174 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,523 Hard pass. 175 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:46,108 This sounds like a four alarm snooze fest. 176 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,487 Wouldn't those alarms make it hard to sleep? 177 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,782 Look, as a party industry professional, 178 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:56,452 I can't be associated with some lame-ass potluck. Okay? 179 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,454 My strip mall, my rules. 180 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,873 Percy, man, come on. 181 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,250 Unless... 182 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:06,754 -Unless I can goose it up a notch. -You're mixing idioms. 183 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,839 -You calling me an idiom? -That'd be idiotic. 184 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,634 If I were refereeing a game of National Parks Monopoly, 185 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,177 you two would be my parents now. 186 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:17,557 Maybe we can not let our personal feelings cloud our judgment. 187 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,058 -Thank you, Tim. -Yeah. 188 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:22,478 Yeah. First thing you're gonna need is a foam machine. 189 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,565 There's nothing sexier than turning the ground into a bubble bath. 190 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:26,607 Yeah. 191 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,735 People go crazy over it. All that foam's everywhere. 192 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:33,197 Start making bubble angels and they love it. They love it. 193 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:36,367 Yeah. Sexy is not really a vibe that we're going for. 194 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,869 -We need a DJ. -No, no, no. DJs plural. 195 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,455 -What? -Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 196 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:44,000 DJ battle! 197 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:51,173 You gotta have a big-ass inflatable car dealership-type gorilla, son. 198 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,174 Obviously, son. 199 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,467 Why though, son? 200 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:57,388 To draw people in. See, that is why you got kicked out of Harvard. 201 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,390 -That's not what happened. -Allegedly. 202 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:01,726 Luckily, I got you on the gorilla, 203 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,895 and get you half off on the foam machine and DJ booth 204 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,315 'cause you're my boy. I got you. 205 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:11,652 -Thank you. This is gonna be so epic. -Okay, you're perverting my idea. 206 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:14,447 Is she calling me a pervert? Check your girl. 207 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,824 No, no. Look, look, it's a collab, E. 208 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,869 It's like Yeezys or the Dorito shell at Taco Bell. 209 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,454 -Love that taco shell. -It's good. 210 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:24,582 We only have one shot to attract as many new customers as possible. 211 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:27,293 I'm maxing out my cards here. We have to make it count. 212 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:30,671 Not to brag, but me and Percy used to be kind of famous 213 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,424 for ragers we'd throw at my parents' house. 214 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:36,427 Yeah. I remember. My school wasn't allowed 215 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:39,305 to have a graduation party because two idiots 216 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:41,265 drove a Zamboni through a living room. 217 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,476 The only ZUI in history of Michigan. 218 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,644 Better Google it. 219 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:49,565 Okay, guys, respectfully-ish, that was high school. Okay? 220 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,360 I know what I'm talking about. I majored in marketing. 221 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,986 For five minutes. I'm just saying. 222 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,364 At least I graduated high school in under a decade. 223 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:59,825 I repeated middle school. Middle school. You were there. 224 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,161 I don't know about you, but I'm not using algebra. 225 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:05,373 Stop. Percy is just upset because he wants to help. 226 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,624 Eliza is just upset 227 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,709 because of the husband cheating on her thing. 228 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:09,877 -But if we foc-- -Timmy! 229 00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:12,421 -Ooh. -That was private. 230 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,635 You know what? Good luck. 231 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:22,223 Good luck with your dumbass gorilla, DJ battle, 232 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:24,558 awesome, not awesome party. 233 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:28,020 -You forgot the foam machine! -It's a health hazard! 234 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,691 -I'm gonna... -Yeah, you go handle that. 235 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:36,112 Don't leave the foam out like that. Sexiest part of the party is the foam. 236 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:37,571 Eliza. 237 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:42,326 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that. Percy only had a few tweaks. 238 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,370 I need him on board to use the parking lot. 239 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,664 No, what you need is to grow up. 240 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,332 What? I'm hella grown up. 241 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,458 Really? 242 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:53,045 You still share a brain with the dude you did whippets with. 243 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,797 You've never been in a relationship 244 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,007 longer than it takes to microwave a Hot Pocket. 245 00:11:57,091 --> 00:12:00,720 -And you just used the word "hella." -I own my own business. 246 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,348 -You still have roommates! -Roommate. Garrett is missing. 247 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:08,436 Life isn't 21 Jump Street, Timmy. You can't go back to high school. 248 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,605 What was so great about your life back then anyway? 249 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,191 Me and Percy were the kings of the school. 250 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,570 Principal Amos would let me rap morning announcements. 251 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,239 I didn't have a trauma patch of white hair 252 00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:22,116 from my parents' divorce yet. 253 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,036 Wow, divorce really messes kids up, huh? 254 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,622 No, I'm fine. You're the one with the messed-up life. 255 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,542 I can't believe you told Percy about me and Aaron. 256 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,754 Let it go. Everyone knows your husband cheated on you. 257 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,256 -He did? -I didn't know about that. 258 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:40,384 -I expected that's why you split up. -Someone married you? 259 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:46,348 -Have fun at your stupid party. -Eliza. 260 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,895 So is the block party still on? 261 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,813 Need to know if I need to shave my legs. 262 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:56,025 It's still on and it's gonna be the party of the year. 263 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:00,488 Chicks, right? 264 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,699 Um, gender is a spectrum. But way to say the sexist part loud. 265 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,367 -Sexist? -He's right, 'Los. 266 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,746 Look, I'm only 24, so I shouldn't be giving you advice. 267 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,791 You ever think the reason why she makes you so mad 268 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,043 is because you have a thing for her? 269 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,045 What? 270 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,011 You know what? 271 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:26,138 He is absolutely right. 272 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,599 Now I remember. Yes! 273 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:33,312 You crushed hard on her that summer she worked with you freshman year. 274 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:37,316 No. Look, I may have had some feelings for Eliza then, 275 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,943 but that was 20 years ago. 276 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,529 What makes you think there's anything still there? 277 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,324 Are you picking up a vibe or something, 'Los? 278 00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:48,285 -Like, from her too or...? -Um, maybe. 279 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,455 Look, take it from me. Do not deuce where you chow. 280 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,791 And don't smash anybody you work with. 281 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,376 It's bad. Been there, done that. 282 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,003 No, I'm not just talking about smashing her. 283 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,423 Uh, if I was still talking about anything at all, which I'm not. 284 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,843 -The end. -Look, if you want my advice, 285 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,887 which, again, seems weird because you've got 15 years on me, 286 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,764 tell her how you feel before it's late. 287 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,308 I wish I tweeted at Walter Mercado before he died. 288 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,893 Ehh! You had time. 289 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,187 That man's been old your entire life. 290 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,273 Like Colonel Sanders and Elmer Fudd. 291 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,066 Tell her at the block party. 292 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:22,570 -That'd be so cinematic. -Are you gonna take chick advice 293 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,614 from someone who says things are cinematic? 294 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:30,327 You gotta drink her out of your head. Trust me, I know women. Hey, Mitch. 295 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:34,248 Next round on me. Guess who sold their first copy of their e-book, 296 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,417 How to Be a Player After Divorce. 297 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,711 -Hmm. 298 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,505 -Hey, bottom shelf. -I'm the one who bought it. 299 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,929 ♪ No secret, no sneakin' 300 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:04,111 I guess I just imagined our last day to be less soapy. 301 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:07,615 You no longer have an excuse to not move to Hollywood. 302 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,700 No, I'm still finding my voice. 303 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:13,621 The TikTok you made today was better than five of the Star Wars. 304 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,081 I haven't actually seen any of them. 305 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,791 I'm just on Reddit a lot. 306 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,668 So, what's your dream job? 307 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,005 I'd love to work with animals, but it's tough with the language barrier. 308 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,424 Or a seamstress, but only for American Girl dolls. 309 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,385 This is why I have to stay. I'm gonna reverse Blind Side you. 310 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,471 Tell me that's not an Urban Dictionary thing. 311 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,222 Probably is, but I mean the movie. 312 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,058 I'll be the person of color 313 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:37,436 that teaches a pretty white woman she could have more out of life. 314 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:40,397 I can't start over with new work friends at Hobby Lobby. 315 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,776 Hey, guys. Heard from Eliza? You know if she's coming? 316 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:47,237 -Oh, God. You're really gonna do it. -Do what? 317 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,782 DJ battle! 318 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,371 'Los, can you get them to turn it down? 319 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,330 I'll try. 320 00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,833 We still got it, bro! 321 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,543 Never doubted us, Perce. 322 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:05,297 But, hey, it's a little loud. Also, does it seem like 323 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:09,760 our "support local small businesses" message is getting slightly obscured? 324 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,220 Why would you say that? 325 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,058 That was the whole point of this thing. 326 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,395 Speaking of, I wanna give a little speech from the heart 327 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,896 about community and stuff. 328 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,814 Right. 329 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,316 It's not a rager until there's a message. 330 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:28,237 No offense, but you're not about that public-speaking life. 331 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,531 I'm giving a speech from the heart. 332 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:34,451 Look, I need this to work or I lose everything. 333 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,620 It's not just about me. 334 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,207 I'm the only one looking out for the people who work here now. 335 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,543 Okay. I get it. I get it. 336 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,877 It's gonna be fine. 337 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,630 I got one more surprise, and then you're on. 338 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,090 Whoo! 339 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,718 You didn't catch it. Let's go. 340 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,929 Ladies and gentlemen. 341 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,099 Turn your attention to the sky 342 00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:01,854 for a dazzling salute to the troops! 343 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,194 Whoo! 344 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,155 It's daytime. 345 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,245 Percy! 346 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,221 Hey, hey, don't go. Stay. 347 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,891 Stay. Hey. No, no, no. Stay, stay, stay. 348 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,559 Where are you going? 349 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,853 You can't leave without a membership. 350 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,415 Looks like I missed an epic bash. 351 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,211 Eliza, did you come to congratulate me 352 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,379 on flushing our store down the pooper? 353 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,757 You think "pooper" means "toilet"? 354 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,468 I'm here 'cause I'm on the schedule. 355 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:16,887 I'm kidding. 356 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,765 I figured you could use a hand because I've never seen a party 357 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:23,310 with a foam machine that didn't end in total disaster. 358 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,228 Thanks. 359 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,357 So listen. 360 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,733 -Eliza? -Yeah? 361 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:34,279 There's something I've been wanting to talk to you for a really long time. 362 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:39,827 -Excuse me. Sir, I'm-- -Channel 12's Remington Alexander? 363 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,204 Guilty as charged. Do you work here? 364 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,165 I'd love to ask you about the gorilla attack. 365 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:49,128 I actually own the place. I'm sorry, did you say "gorilla attack"? 366 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,546 Haven't you seen this? 367 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:51,964 Oh. 368 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,925 We're outside the last Blockbuster, 369 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,385 where less than an hour ago 370 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,429 the viral gorilla attack video was filmed. 371 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,140 What exactly happened here? 372 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:05,978 Uh, well, a bottle rocket hit our giant inflatable gorilla, 373 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,688 which wasn't very ideal, 374 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,774 but my man, Carlos, over there did the rest. 375 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,734 -You should interview him. -Uh, no, thank you. 376 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:16,446 Okay. Well, is there anything else you can tell us? 377 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:17,906 Uh... 378 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,616 Um, uh... 379 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:23,036 But what happened before all that is a much bigger story. 380 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,165 -What? -Remington, we, as a society, 381 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,958 have lost something huge. 382 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,001 Each other. 383 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:33,338 Shopping, buying party supplies, and, yes, even renting a movie 384 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,216 used to be our chance to interact with a familiar face. 385 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,678 But big corporations like Amazon stole that. 386 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:42,139 It's why people are pissed off nowadays. 387 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:45,184 Because you can't replace getting to know a person 388 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,102 with a computer program 389 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,856 or the smile of a stranger with a smiling box. 390 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,609 This party was our way of reminding people. 391 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:57,279 So if you agree, come sign up for a Blockbuster membership 392 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,031 at the Grand Mill Shopping Center, 393 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,700 and together, our community can do something 394 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:05,996 that no other community has done, keep Blockbuster Video alive. 395 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,539 Yeah. 396 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,292 -Yeah. -Yeah, baby. Yeah. 397 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,501 Yeah. 398 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,504 Holy eggplant involtini, bro. You were so right. 399 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,299 This movie made me feel so much better about getting dumped. 400 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,260 It gave me hope when I least expected it. 401 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,638 Just like Tuscany did for Frances. 402 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,684 Oh, are we on TV? Listen, this dude is a genius. 403 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,771 Algorithms can suck it. Long live Blockbuster. 404 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:31,688 Okay. 405 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:36,985 How about you give our viewers a tour of the last Blockbuster on the planet? 406 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,655 My pleasure. Come on, this way. 407 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,366 -Holy smokes. -Wow, Carlos! 408 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:45,953 Does this mean you're like a famous director now? 409 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:50,540 I saw that guy interview a sock puppet about the Final Four, so I don't know. 410 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,377 I'm happy the video got the store publicity. 411 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,336 How did it get out? 412 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,337 I don't know. 413 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:59,299 Oh, well, well, well. 414 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,176 Kayla posted it. 415 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,845 Maybe someone cares after all. 416 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:04,930 Calm down, dorks. 417 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,807 I did it to embarrass Timmy and my dad. 418 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:11,186 Oh. Did everybody hear that? My daughter called me "Dad" 419 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,146 without the word "cuck." 420 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,357 Whoo! This is the best day ever! 421 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,068 -Come here. Yes. No cuck. -Okay. 422 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:18,986 No cuck! 423 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:35,043 Wow. I guess congrats are in order. 424 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,797 Somehow, against all odds and the god I thought I knew, 425 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,759 you and Percy were able to get our message out to a ton of people. 426 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:46,346 Phone's been ringing off the hook. 87 new memberships. 427 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,973 I'm still in shock. 428 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,143 But it was your idea, so thank you. 429 00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:54,187 Hopefully, it's enough to let us fight another day. 430 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,105 I hope so. 431 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,567 Don't tell my boss, but I kind of like it here. 432 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:02,529 Don't tell my you, but if this store has any chance at surviving, 433 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,614 we'll need your big Harvard brain. 434 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,241 I went to Harvard. 435 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:12,289 I really am sorry about what I said yesterday, though. 436 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:16,501 I was stressed, and divorce is a real trigger for me as it is for you. 437 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:17,919 And, um... 438 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,716 I thought about everything you said, and you were right. 439 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,634 I gotta stop living in the past. 440 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:28,347 Just because my parents' relationship didn't work doesn't mean mine won't. 441 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,264 That's stupid. 442 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:34,686 Eliza, you inspired me to grow up, for real, 443 00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:38,148 -which is why-- -Well, don't go crazy. 444 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,692 Being such a kid is what I love-- 445 00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:44,112 I mean, what people love about you. 446 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:47,032 That's called turning your bug into a feature. 447 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,200 Ha, ha. 448 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,369 And it's not stupid. 449 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,662 Divorce is traumatizing. 450 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,541 You made me see things in a new light too. 451 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,210 There you are. 452 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,338 -Hey. -Your Camaro awaits, my dear. 453 00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,881 I will be right there. 454 00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:05,092 Hey, Tim. Saw you on the news. 455 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:08,136 Sold Remington Alexander a condo. 456 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,304 Cool, man. 457 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,641 -I'll wait in the car, goose. -Okay. 458 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,309 Three-bedroom condo. 459 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,816 When we first met, I had this honk laugh, 460 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,110 so now we call each other "goose." 461 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,488 Anyway, we're having a drink tonight. 462 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,701 You made me look at things from my daughter's perspective. 463 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:36,039 I moved out after Ali went to college, so I thought she'd be okay, but... 464 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,125 she's struggling. 465 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:41,795 And I'm worried she feels like 466 00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:43,755 she doesn't have a place to come home to, 467 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:47,717 so I'm giving Aaron another chance. 468 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:49,719 For her. 469 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,975 Uh, no, totally. 470 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:56,852 Of course. 471 00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,354 I hope it works out. 472 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:01,565 Thanks. 473 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:03,817 Night.