All right!
Hold onto your skulls, 'cause I'm about to blow your minds!
-Stella! Stella! Stella!
Excellent work. You might actually have a chance this year.
-All right! -Yeah! You da big bird!
Hey, Lynette! Is that a new clipboard? Looks very clippy!
Anywho-zle, really excited to take on Pig Camp
and do some tower smashing today!
You seriously think you have what it takes
to be a smasher in the Intercamp Games?
Please! I was born to smash! See, I've been--
Ugh! Anything to avoid a speech. Go!
Yes!
You're not even watching! Whoa!
Not good enough. Next!
What? I haven't even hit the-- Oof!
Ow!
But you didn't give me a chance! It wasn't fair!
I don't care about fair. I care about winning.
Now, get out of here!
But we haven't knocked down the pigs' stacks since I was a hatchling!
I can do this!
Let me smash…
the competition?
Let me think about it. I've thought about it. No, not a chance.
The ball spot goes to our new team captain, Neiderflyer!
Neiderflyer? What? He didn't even try out!
Ha! Losers try out.
Winners get to be captain.
Also, he brought me cookies.
Congratulations on making a total fool of yourself, Rod.
"Look at me. I'm Red, flying majestically into--" Bam! Ha ha!
-Grr! -The pig team is already here,
and the smash team needs to practice.
So, can all non-smashers who didn't make the cut because they're losers
please vacate my face?
Stupid Lynette, picking stupid Neiderjerk!
I mean, I could have made stupid cookies! It's not fair! Oof!
-Huh?
-I got it!
[grunts
Wow!
Oinks a lot, whoever you are!
Hey, look! The tower's not all wobbly anymore.
Not even when I do this.
See, this is why we need Curtis, our head stacker.
He woke up today with an oinkin' case of sniffle snout,
and now we're an oinkin' pig short!
Hey, you know, I could be your stacker!
Uh, sorry to ask such a personal question, but…
aren't you a bird?
Oh, I'm a bird, all right. I'm a bird all the way to the bank.
Just… I have something to prove and I can help you win, okay?
Uh, well, we are a pig short, so…
welcome to our stacker team!
I already forgot your oinkin' name, but you're a bird and our new Curtis,
so I'm going to call you Birdis!
Welcome to this year's Intercamp Games!
Oh golly, yes, I'm excited too
to see Camp Splinterwood's devastating smashers
pit themselves against the rock solid Pig Camp snackers!
-Uh, stackers!
Sorry, I skipped lunch for this.
Now, remember, we're a team,
which means it's not about you, it's about me.
That funny-looking pig looks like Red.
That's because it is Red!
Heh! It doesn't matter. He wasn't good enough for our team.
If anything, he's giving us an advantage.
Round one! Let the Intercamp Games begin!
Red!
No fraternizing with the enemy! Let's start this off with a bang!
-Uh-oh!
Point, Pig Camp!
We scored! Ha-haw-haw!
Heh! Lucky break, Rod.
Way to be a total traitor! Oink oink!
Oh, just wait till round two. I'm only getting started.
Wait. Hmm.
-Two oinks to the right. -Wow. You're really oinking good at this!
Well, he has had to use those spindly little legs
to hold up that beach ball of a body his whole life!
And now, welcome back everyone's favorites, Team Neiderflyer!
I mean, Camp Splinterwood!
Mwah! Mwah!
Round two!
You know, Red's really got a knack for this.
Puh-lease! Rod got lucky.
Chuck, you know that weirdo zoomy thing you do?
Of course! I invented it!
Point, Pig Camp!
Grr!
Uhh…
Rod, walk with me.
No, thanks. I'm good-- Whoa!
Rod, clearly there's been a mistake. You shouldn't be with the pigs.
Oh yeah?
What say you drop the pig team and join us
as our official bug juice boy?
Well, gee, I guess I'd have to say
Lynette had her chance, and she blew it,
so you can stick your oinking offer where the sun don't oink!
Hey, guys!
Lay your eyes on this beaut. It's our best one yet!
-It's not enough. -Huh?
It should be bigger, so no matter where you go in Camp Splinterwood,
Lynette won't be able to miss it!
-We're sure that this is a good idea? -Trust me on this.
All right, you heard Birdis! Let's do this!
It's-- it's-- it's the most something-est something I've ever somethinged!
Why do I feel like it looks awfully familiar?
So, how do you like me now?
Somehow even less than before.
Well, if you want all of this to end, all you need to do is apologize.
Ugh! Well, if it means not losing, I am…
I'm… I'm…
It's too hard, not worth it. Forget it!
Grr! Well, then me and the pigs are gonna take you down!
Hey, Cheeps.
Red, I really think you're taking this too far.
Yeah, I was kind of thinking the same thing,
but maybe with a slightly less accusing tone.
I do sometimes do that, but this is definitely not one of those times!
I'm going to make sure that no one ever doubts me again.
Oh, I doubt that.
Watch how a captain does it.
Ow!
-Point, Pig Camp!
Ha ha! Take that, Lynette!
Uh, that doesn't sound good.
Guys, don't worry.
I made sure to wedge everything in super tight, so it wouldn't break apart.
So instead of falling into the lake, it's gonna topple onto the camp
and crush everyone.
There's a chance I may have taken this a teeny, tiny bit too far.
-That's what I've been trying to tell you! -Me too, but nicer.
Aah! We're doomed!
Hey, yo, remember who we are?
Uh, my best friends who forgive and accept me
despite how dumb I can be?
I was gonna say the best smashers in camp.
Yeah, that's probably more relevant.
Anyone else feel like saving the day?
Let's do this!
-Grr! -Ahh!
-Unh!
Wow, Red, this thing's unbreakable! Great job!
-It's every bird for themselves!
Don't worry, Cheeps, I'm coming! I'm gonna smash you out of there!
Just realizing I should have come up with a plan
before launching myself in the air.
Yeah!
Point for Team Neiderfly--
Well, I am officially retiring from the Intercamp Games.
No way! Next year's gonna be the best yet!
Red, how can you even think about doing this again?
'Cause I'll be a shoo-in for the team!
I might even be the best smasher in camp.
Heh! Won't be good enough!
Curtis'll be back,
and you're no match for real Curtis, Birdis!
Oh, it is on!
Yeah! Ha ha!
Who's Birdis?