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[whistling]

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♪ Camp Splinterwood
Our summer home ♪

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[driving rock music]

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♪ For catapulting!
Slingshotting! Getting thrown! ♪

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♪ Campers rocket through the trees ♪

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♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪

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♪ Zipping in the air ♪

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♪ Crashing everywhere ♪

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♪ Archery, dodge-bird, Borb tennis ♪

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♪ It's absurd! ♪

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♪ Here they come!
Red, Stella, Bomb, and Chuck ♪

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♪ Flying fast
Look out, duck! ♪

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♪ All your life you'll be glad
You had this ♪

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♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness! ♪

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[campers laughing and hooting]

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[starting light dings and rings]

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[campers cheering]

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-Whee!
-Yeah!

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-[Chuck laughing]
-Whee!

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-Bye-bye, birdie!
-Unh!

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[Chuck laughing and hooting]

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You think you can catch Chuck?

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Think again-- Whoa!

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-[groans] Beep, beep!
-[steering wheel honks]

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[Stella] Yo, Neiderjerk!

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Why don't you pick on
someone your own speed?

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Ha ha! Sayonara, sister!

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[Stella yelling]

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Last bird standing. Again. Yay, me!

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[screaming] Oof! Ohh! Ohh!

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Oh, man!

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Let me guess.

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Neiderjerk crushed everyone
and now he's gloating about it.

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None of us can beat him.

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If only you could get on that course,
maybe you could do it.

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Yeah. I wish I didn't have
this stupid medical condition.

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Oh, hey there, Rod. How come
you're never in the demolition park?

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You know, I've smashed everyone
in this camp except you.

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'Cause Red passes out
if he sees a spinning wheel.

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Yeah, dorkus. It's called wheelitis.

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Wheelitis? Heh!

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You totally just made that up.

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I think Rod's a big chicken
and he's too afraid to face me.

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[clucking like chicken]

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Grr! That's it, Neiderjerk!
We'll see who's chicken!

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You and me, birdo a birdo.

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I'm gonna smash you
and your dumb car into next week!

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Ooh! I'm shaking
in my designer goggles.

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See you on the course, Rod!

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-Grr!
-Are you crazy? You have wheelitis!

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You can't even look at a wheel
without falling on your face!

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Yeah, but nobody calls me a chicken!

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[Chuck] Honk honk! Hey, gang!

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Check it out!
I found this cool nose ring!

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[moaning]

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-[Red snoring]
-Why is Red asleep?

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[narrator on TV] What is wheelitis?

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This is Phil.

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Phil suffers from a debilitating condition
called wheelitis.

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Just the sight of a spinning wheel
causes him to become nauseous,

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dizzy, and eventually unconscious.

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[objects clatter]

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[sobbing] Oh, Red! I had no idea
what you were going through!

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So now all we gotta do
is cure Red of his wheelitis,

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and then he can totally crush Neiderflyer!

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-Right, Red?
-[snoring]

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Maybe we should think
about getting him a helmet.

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All right! Dr. Chuck has
the perfect prescription to cure you.

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The only way to fight the wheel
is to be the wheel.

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Now we're just gonna
ease you into this nice and slow.

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[Red screaming]

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[snoring]

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[all yelp]

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-[campers shouting]
-[objects crashing]

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[snoring continues]

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Oh, good. He's off the wheel.

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Wow! His form was perfect.

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Yeah, he's pretty agile
when he's unconscious.

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-Ahem!
-I mean, uh, sorry.

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[Red gasps]

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What happened?
And how did I get in the lake?

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Don't worry! Dr. Chuck has another idea!

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Hypnotism?

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Hyp-yes-tism!
Let's keep it positive, shall we?

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-Ugh!
-Actually, that's not a terrible idea.

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You're not seriously
gonna trust your brain to Chuck?

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I have to wipe that smug grin
off Neiderjerk's beak.

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Okay, Chuck. Do your thing.
Just don't make me do anything weird.

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Don't worry, I'm a doctor.
Just follow the swingy thingy.

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You're getting sleepy,
sleepier, even sleepier-er.

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When I clap my wings,
you'll be completely under my control.

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Red, you're the strongest bird
who ever lived! Tear the book in two!

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Hey, I was reading that!

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Red, you are an expert yodeler!

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[yodeling]

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And you also happen
to be a champion juggler.

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Ugh! Chuck! We're trying
to cure Red of wheelitis, remember?

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What-itis? Oh, right. My bad.

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Okay, just watch the swingy thingy.

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You're going deep
into the dark, chocolatey,

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nougaty, peanut-filled center of--

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Chuck!

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[Terence grunting]

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Whoopsie! Heh!

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I'm not gonna be able to do it
without the thingy.

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Great. That's just great.

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What happened? Am I cured?

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No, but you are out of time.

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Wait! I got one more idea!

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Uh, Chuck, you don't have
any more of that candy, do you?

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How am I gonna drive
when I still have wheelitis?

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And why do I have
an overwhelming urge to yodel?

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-[Bomb mutters]
-All right, Red. Close your eyes!

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And open them!

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[Red gasps]

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Hey, I'm not passing out! What is that?

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It's how you're gonna beat Neiderflyer.
The wheels are octagons!

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And the steering wheel
is a steering triangle,

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all thanks to Penley.

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[Penley oinks]

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And just as an extra precaution,
we're gonna blindfold you.

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-Don't you think this is a bit much?
-Yeah, totally.

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But don't worry, I'll be your eyes.

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Time to go!

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-He's gonna get creamed, isn't he?
-Oh, yeah!

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Just like the creamy,
chocolatey goodness of this!

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Where do you keep getting those?

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That's it. Make it nice and shiny.

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I want to make sure Rod can see
his loser face in it when I clobber him.

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Where is he anyway?

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Prepare to be crunched
into oblivion, Neiderjerk!

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With what? That monstrosity? Heh!

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I'm, uh, over here, by the way.

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[starting light dings and rings]

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Just do what I tell you.
And remember, no peeking.

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Easier said than done!

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[Red laughs]

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Red, turn right!

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Grr! Aah!

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[Bomb grunts]

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Yawn! One down. Four to go.

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Whoa!

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Boring. Two down. Blah, blah, blah.

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-[campers] Boo!
-Yeah!

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Mwah!

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It's so much fun being me.

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-What's happening? Am I winning?
-Neiderflyer's crushed everyone!

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He's right beside you!

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Turn left!

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[Red yelping]

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[Red grunts]

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[Stella] All right, Red. Just stay ahead
of him and you should be fine.

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Time to have a little fun.

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[cannon whirring]

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What was that noise?

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-Oh, no.
-I can't look!

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Ow! Ooh! Ow!

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[Red screaming]

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[Red grunting]

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Stella, what do we do?

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Everything we think of,
Neiderflyer has an answer for!

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Ha ha ha!

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Then don't think! You've gotta
shut off your brain and just do!

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[Red] Don't think?

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Just shut off my brain?

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I know how to do that!

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Red, what are you--?

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[moaning and snoring]

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What the--?

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Oh! You dented my beautiful cart!

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Ugh! That's it! No more Mr. Dashing,
Debonair, Suave, Handsome--

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Wait, where was I? Oh, right.

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Smash Red!

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[snickers]

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[Red snoring]

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[Neiderflyer laughs]

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Oh, man.

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-[Red mutters]
-What the-- Whoa!

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I told you he was agile
when he's unconscious.

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[yelping]

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[Neiderflyer yelling]

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Aah! Oof!

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-Whew!
-[wood creaking]

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[screaming]

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My cart! My beautiful--

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Red! You did it!

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Wha-- What happened?

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You beat Neiderflyer!

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You crunched him into oblivion!

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Kind of like the crispy crunchiness
of this 100%--

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I did it? I did it!

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Great job, Red!

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All right!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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[Red yodeling]

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[theme music playing]