Good morning, campers!
Seems we've accidentally misplaced a little old slingshot-aroo from the--
Mighty Eagle, just give us the slingshot.
Do you have any idea how much paperwork I have to do
every time we lose one of those, hmm?
Awesome.
That the missing slingshot she's yapping about?
Yeah, we asked you if we could borrow it, and you said,
and I quote, "Whatevskis," end quote.
We're doing silhouette impressions.
I made a you!
It's a work in progress.
We don't want to get you in trouble, ME. We can return the slingshot.
Pssh! Whatevskis.
He truly is the best worst counselor ever.
All right, check this one out.
Wahoo!
Ooh! Nice!
Eh, closer. Less blobby for sure.
Yo, Red, you ever cut hair?
Ooh! When I was little, I used to be the personal stylist for all my dolls.
I mean, no. Why?
I just need a little help with this stubborn guy here.
Hmm.
Right, haircut. No pressure.
-Hmm.
That's… Okay, I just need to… Huh.
I think if I just…
Okay, to even that out, I have to…
Uhh!
Whew!
Now, just need you to keep an open mind there, big guy.
I'm sure it's fine--
I'm bald! Bald!
I-- I can't be bald!
Well, you are a bald eagle.
Yeah, but-- not a "bald" bald eagle.
My dad's a bald eagle.
I'm Mighty Eagle!
Come on. You totally can't even tell, ME.
Woah! How long was I out for?
How come you guys haven't aged at all, but Mighty Eagle looks 100?
What year is this?
It's all over.
Red! You broke Mighty Eagle!
Okay! No need to panic! We can fix this! We could get his hair back!
But how?
Everyone knows the most important part of healthy hair feather growth
is blood flow to the head.
Uh, is that why I'm upside down?
Yup. G-forces.
Trust the science, Mighty E.
It's smarter than all of us.
Maybe this isn't a good idea.
I could just go crawl into a ball in the corner.
Or you could let me fix this
by shooting you into the air at 20,000 miles an hour.
T-minus let her rip!
Wait. How many miles per-- Aah!
Is it working?
Yeah, no. We're gonna have to mix it up.
Uh, do we have to?
Ow!
Wait for it! Wait for it!
It's working!
Aww!
This is proving a little more challenging than I anticipated.
Hmm. My abuelito started losing his hair at an early age,
so my tita made him a quick grow hair tonic.
-Whoa! -All we gotta do is gather
the ingredients, most of which I remember.
And I'll get my hair back?
I'm 100% almost sure.
One heaping tablespoon of hearty sewer stew.
Ahh!
Huh. Not a bad color on you.
A toe hair from a preteen pig.
And a bucket of leftover lunch scrapings.
Chuck!
What?
That… looks pretty gnarly.
There's gotta be something else we could--
You're not yourself, Big E. You're not thinking straight.
Look at Abuelito's full head of hair!
Don't you want that again?
Yeah, but that stuff smells like Chuck's bunk.
That's how we know it's gonna work.
Soup's on!
It's tingling, like 100 butterflies kissing my scalp.
I think that means it's working.
-Okay, now it's a little warm.
A little warmer.
Okay, now it's hot. Like burning, like really!
Now that's…
-a mighty eagle!
Eh, they just don't make sewer stew like they used to.
There's one last thing we haven't tried!
Okay! Let's do this, birdies! Dazzle me!
Whoo!
Wow! Whoo!
Yeah!
Huh. Nice heft, sassy but suave.
But I can't help but feel it's missing something.
Yes! That's it!
-Ow! Ouch! Owie!
Uh, is it awesome?
It's more than awesome. It's a work of art.
What do you think? Do you like it?
I don't like it.
I love it!
-Whoa! -Whoa!
Look at that swagger. -Whoa!
Oh, he's so cool.
There you are! Why haven't you come to my office?
And where is my slingshot?
You think you can…
What? I mean, the utter nonchalance.
It's beautiful!
We did it! Mighty Eagle is back!
Uh, guys?
-Huh?
It's getting away!
Oh!
Well, that's it. We failed.
Oh fiddlesticks!
Hey! You guys found the missing slingshot!
Yeah. It turns out it was in our cabin. Weird.
So, we told Mighty Eagle we'd return it.
Since he's such an amazing counselor.
Uh, was.
What do you mean, "was"?
He quit, turned in his whistle and his suntan lotion
and left for the slingshot station.
Uh, mind if we borrow this real quick?
Unh! Ohh!
Oh no. We're too late!
All aboard!
Ohh!
-Wait! Mighty Eagle, we can't let you go!
Sorry, guys, but without my glorious locks,
it's like, who even am I?
You're Mighty Eagle! The Big ME!
The coolest counselor ever!
Yeah, maybe once.
But now I'm just a bald, old fogy, like my daddy.
So, I guess I'm just gonna go join him at his accounting firm,
like he always wanted.
ME, it's not your hair that made you cool.
You're just cool.
Yeah. You let us have fun and do pretty much whatever we want.
Coolest counselor ever, hair or no hair. Right, cheeps?
-Uh-huh! -Yep!
-Huh? -Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!
We're still the same four goofballs we were just a second ago.
And you're the same cool guy you've always been!
Last call! Slingshot's a-launchin'!
What do you say, big guy? You staying?
Well, I've never been more humiliated, tortured, and maimed
than I have by you four.
Aww.
Where else am I gonna find buddies like you?
So, yeah, I'm staying! Pew-pew-pew-pew!
All right.