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Good morning, campers!

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Seems we've accidentally misplaced
a little old slingshot-aroo from the--

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Mighty Eagle, just give us the slingshot.

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Do you have any idea
how much paperwork I have to do

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every time we lose one of those, hmm?

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Awesome.

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That the missing slingshot
she's yapping about?

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Yeah, we asked you
if we could borrow it, and you said,

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and I quote, "Whatevskis," end quote.

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We're doing silhouette impressions.

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I made a you!

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It's a work in progress.

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We don't want to get you in trouble, ME.
We can return the slingshot.

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Pssh! Whatevskis.

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He truly is the best worst counselor ever.

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All right, check this one out.

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Wahoo!

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Ooh! Nice!

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Eh, closer. Less blobby for sure.

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Yo, Red, you ever cut hair?

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Ooh! When I was little, I used to be
the personal stylist for all my dolls.

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I mean, no. Why?

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I just need a little help
with this stubborn guy here.

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Hmm.

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Right, haircut. No pressure.

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-Hmm.

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That's… Okay, I just need to… Huh.

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I think if I just…

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Okay, to even that out, I have to…

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Uhh!

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Whew!

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Now, just need you to keep
an open mind there, big guy.

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I'm sure it's fine--

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I'm bald! Bald!

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I-- I can't be bald!

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Well, you are a bald eagle.

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Yeah, but--
not a "bald" bald eagle.

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My dad's a bald eagle.

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I'm Mighty Eagle!

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Come on. You totally can't even tell, ME.

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Woah! How long was I out for?

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How come you guys haven't aged at all,
but Mighty Eagle looks 100?

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What year is this?

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It's all over.

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Red! You broke Mighty Eagle!

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Okay! No need to panic! We can fix this!
We could get his hair back!

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But how?

48
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Everyone knows the most important part
of healthy hair feather growth

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is blood flow to the head.

50
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Uh, is that why I'm upside down?

51
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Yup. G-forces.

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Trust the science, Mighty E.

53
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It's smarter than all of us.

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Maybe this isn't a good idea.

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I could just go crawl
into a ball in the corner.

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Or you could let me fix this

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by shooting you into the air
at 20,000 miles an hour.

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T-minus let her rip!

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Wait. How many miles per-- Aah!

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Is it working?

61
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Yeah, no. We're gonna have to mix it up.

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Uh, do we have to?

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Ow!

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Wait for it!
Wait for it!

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It's working!

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Aww!

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This is proving a little more
challenging than I anticipated.

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Hmm. My abuelito started
losing his hair at an early age,

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so my tita made him
a quick grow hair tonic.

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-Whoa!
-All we gotta do is gather

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the ingredients,
most of which I remember.

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And I'll get my hair back?

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I'm 100% almost sure.

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One heaping tablespoon
of hearty sewer stew.

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Ahh!

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Huh. Not a bad color on you.

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A toe hair from a preteen pig.

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And a bucket
of leftover lunch scrapings.

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Chuck!

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What?

81
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That… looks pretty gnarly.

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There's gotta be something else we could--

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You're not yourself, Big E.
You're not thinking straight.

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Look at Abuelito's full head of hair!

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Don't you want that again?

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Yeah, but that stuff smells
like Chuck's bunk.

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That's how we know it's gonna work.

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Soup's on!

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It's tingling,
like 100 butterflies kissing my scalp.

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I think that means it's working.

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-Okay, now it's a little warm.

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A little warmer.

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Okay, now it's hot.
Like burning, like really!

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Now that's…

95
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-a mighty eagle!

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Eh, they just don't make sewer stew
like they used to.

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There's one last thing we haven't tried!

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Okay! Let's do this, birdies! Dazzle me!

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Whoo!

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Wow! Whoo!

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Yeah!

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Huh. Nice heft, sassy but suave.

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But I can't help
but feel it's missing something.

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Yes! That's it!

105
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-Ow! Ouch! Owie!

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Uh, is it awesome?

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It's more than awesome.
It's a work of art.

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What do you think? Do you like it?

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I don't like it.

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I love it!

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-Whoa!
-Whoa!

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Look at that swagger.
-Whoa!

113
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Oh, he's so cool.

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There you are!
Why haven't you come to my office?

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And where is my slingshot?

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You think you can…

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What? I mean, the utter nonchalance.

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It's beautiful!

119
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We did it! Mighty Eagle is back!

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Uh, guys?

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-Huh?

122
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It's getting away!

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Oh!

124
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Well, that's it. We failed.

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Oh fiddlesticks!

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Hey! You guys found the missing slingshot!

127
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Yeah. It turns out
it was in our cabin. Weird.

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So, we told Mighty Eagle we'd return it.

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Since he's such an amazing counselor.

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Uh, was.

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What do you mean, "was"?

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He quit, turned in his whistle
and his suntan lotion

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and left for the slingshot station.

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Uh, mind if we borrow this real quick?

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Unh! Ohh!

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Oh no. We're too late!

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All aboard!

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Ohh!

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-Wait! Mighty Eagle, we can't let you go!

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Sorry, guys,
but without my glorious locks,

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it's like, who even am I?

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You're Mighty Eagle! The Big ME!

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The coolest counselor ever!

144
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Yeah, maybe once.

145
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But now I'm just
a bald, old fogy, like my daddy.

146
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So, I guess I'm just gonna go join him
at his accounting firm,

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like he always wanted.

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ME, it's not your hair that made you cool.

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You're just cool.

150
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Yeah. You let us have fun
and do pretty much whatever we want.

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Coolest counselor ever,
hair or no hair. Right, cheeps?

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-Uh-huh!
-Yep!

153
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-Huh?
-Whoo-hoo!

154
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Yeah!

155
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We're still the same four goofballs
we were just a second ago.

156
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And you're the same cool guy
you've always been!

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Last call! Slingshot's a-launchin'!

158
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What do you say, big guy? You staying?

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Well, I've never been more humiliated,
tortured, and maimed

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than I have by you four.

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Aww.

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Where else am I gonna find
buddies like you?

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So, yeah, I'm staying!
Pew-pew-pew-pew!

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All right.