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Chuck, dude. Hurry up!
We're gonna be late for dodge-bird.

2
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Seriously, what's going on in there?

3
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I mean, it is the bathroom.

4
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What else could possibly be going on in--

5
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We'll, uh, just meet you there.

6
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Whoo hoo!

7
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What?!

8
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Wow!

9
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You were flying!

10
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How were you flying?
I've never seen you flying!

11
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-Birds can't fly!
-Eh, Eagles can.

12
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What? No!
What? No!

13
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What?! No-ho-ho!

14
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Then how come
I've never seen you fly before?

15
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Yeah, thing is, it takes, like, effort.

16
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But it's the only way to reach this dude
who owes me money.

17
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Teach me to fly, please!

18
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Yeah, I don't know.

19
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Besides, only eagles can fly,
Chucker, you know.

20
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Just stick to what
you non-eagles do… crash.

21
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Way less work. Way more fun.

22
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Now that I've seen you fly,
the only thing I want in life

23
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is to experience the glory
of unslung flight.

24
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Birds come down, but I want to… not.

25
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Well, now that I can see
this is a dream of yours,

26
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let me impart this wisdom upon you.

27
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Find another dream.

28
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Mind if I borrow this? Thanks, bro.

29
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Huh! Can't believe Chuck
was a no-show at dodge-bird.

30
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I'm kind of worried now. I hope he's okay.

31
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Oh, hey, cheeple!

32
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-Uh, Chuck, whatcha doing?
-Teaching myself to fly, obviously.

33
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You know, only eagles can fly.

34
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Am I the only bird who didn't know that?!

35
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Hyuh!

36
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Apparently.

37
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So close! You all saw it,
right before that epic crash.

38
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You know you're not an eagle, right?

39
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He just needs to get this
out of his system.

40
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Chuck's gonna Chuck.

41
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He'll be over this flying thing
by lunch time, guaranteed.

42
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Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

43
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-Whah!

44
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Or not.

45
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Okay, by dinner time, for sure.

46
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-Whaah! Whoo hoo!

47
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-So close!
-Breakfast?

48
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Mm-hmm.

49
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Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

50
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Oh, hey, cheeple! Check it out.
I think I'm starting to get it.

51
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This flying like an eagle craze seems
to be lasting a little bit longer

52
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than Chuck's usual craze.

53
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-Whaaaah!

54
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Aaaaaah!

55
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Whoo hoo! Hey, am I doing it?

56
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It's working!

57
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I can't believe it. It's really working!

58
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It's work--

59
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Ohh!

60
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Whoo hoo hoo!

61
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This is, like, the 100th activity
Chuck's missed this week.

62
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And his flight attempts
are getting weirder and weirder.

63
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Look at me! I'm an eagle! Watch me fly!

64
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Whoa!

65
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Yeah, this flying like an eagle
obsession has to stop.

66
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Well, we do know one eagle.
Maybe he can help.

67
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I'm sure he's fine
and y'all are totally overreacting.

68
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Are those eagle wings?

69
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Okay, cultural appropriation
is where I draw the line.

70
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-Hey, bud.
-We have lift off!

71
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A bit more fuel
and I'll be flying like an eagle!

72
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Chuck, I can see how much you want this,
but you gotta trust me.

73
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Flying comes at a cost,
and it's totally overrated.

74
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Look, it's fine if you don't want
to help me with my dream,

75
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but this magical fruit will.

76
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So I'm not stopping
till I eat all the beans!

77
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-Uh-oh.

78
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I'm flying! I'm fly--

79
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Ohh! Ow.

80
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Chuck, I'm sorry.
I can't teach you how to fly.

81
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But I might know some dudes who can.

82
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Eagle flying is amazing! Do a swoopie.

83
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Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

84
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Ha ha! Yes! I wanna do this so bad!

85
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Ohh…

86
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Uh, do they know we're here?

87
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The Three…

88
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Know all…

89
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And everything.

90
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Yeah… Nice to see you too.

91
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Look, Chuck here wants to learn
how to fly like an eagle.

92
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Like, really, really, really badly!

93
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Thought you dudes might be able to help.

94
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Also, you, uh, got my five bucks?

95
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Money is but a construct.

96
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Created for greed.

97
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You know, a simple "I don't got it"
would suffice.

98
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All right, I'm out of here.
Good luck, little dude.

99
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So, uh, how's this work? Meditation?
Complete reconstructive surgery? Beans?

100
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Don't say beans.
I already tried 'em, didn't work.

101
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-Is that common crasher…

102
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Speaking to the Three…

103
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As though he is worthy…

104
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Of the Three speaking to him?

105
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Yes! Because I really, really,
really wanna fly!

106
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So, please, please, please,
can you help me?!

107
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The Three have never gifted a crashy bird
with the secret of flight before.

108
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And frankly,
they find the idea quite ludicrous.

109
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What makes this crasher
believe himself worthy of eagle flight?

110
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Birds come down, but I want to… not.

111
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Amazing!

112
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So monumentally profound!

113
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This crashy bird
has the spirit of an eagle.

114
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I-- I do?

115
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Yes.

116
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It has been decided.
The Three shall bestow upon you…

117
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The secret of flight.

118
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Yes!

119
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-Really?

120
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-No way.

121
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-That sounds simple enough.

122
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-And that?!

123
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Still more, huh?
Wow, this is a lot of information.

124
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Should I be writing this down?

125
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It's happening! I'm actually flying!

126
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This is amazing!

127
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Whah hoo hoo hoo hoo!

128
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This is the greatest moment of my life!

129
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Ahem! Eagles are not so shouty.

130
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This is the greatest
moment of my life!

131
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There you are, ME.

132
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So, what happened with Chuck?

133
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Oh, yeah. I took him up to the eagle dudes
around to learn how to fly.

134
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-He's up there now.

135
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Chuck's really flying!

136
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Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

137
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He did it!

138
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He actually did it!

139
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-Look at him go! And go! And… go.

140
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What if he never comes back down?

141
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Thanks so much, guys!

142
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Flying is everything
I thought it would be!

143
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I gotta go tell my buddies!

144
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You mean your crashy friends?

145
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Look at me. I'm a dumb bird crasher.

146
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Ouch. Crash. Da-da-doink!

147
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Yes, and I'm Mighty Eagle.

148
00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,511
The dumbest "crashiest" bird ever.

149
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He flew all the way up here
and never even got this!

150
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Uh, you know, all my friends
are crashy birds.

151
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Not anymore!

152
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Now you fly with the eagles.

153
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,194
Well, maybe I don't wanna fly anymore.

154
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Maybe I wanna crash
with my crashy bird friends.

155
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You cannot go!

156
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You do not crash like a dumb bird.

157
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He has gone beyond the veil.

158
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You can drop the act, Norm. He's gone.

159
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Wha-hoo-hoo!

160
00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:06,272
Ha ha! Did you guys see that?
Most epic crash ever!

161
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You're back!

162
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Yeah, the eagles taught me to fly,
which is pretty cool.

163
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But I think the real lesson was
being a dumb crashy bird is way cooler.

164
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:20,703
But wait! You know the secret of flight?
You've gotta tell us!

165
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,955
Totally! The secret is…

166
00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:24,832
Uh… uh…

167
00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,752
Huh. It was in there somewhere.

168
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,755
Now all I see is a bunch
of spinning stars. Oh well!

169
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But I do remember something!

170
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I didn't want you
to have to fly up there again.

171
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Candy machine, here I come!