[whistling]
♪ Camp Splinterwood ♪
♪ Our summer home ♪
[driving rock music]
♪ For catapulting! Slingshotting! Getting thrown! ♪
♪ Campers rocket through the trees ♪
♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪
♪ Zipping in the air ♪
♪ Crashing everywhere ♪
♪ Archery, dodge-bird, Borb tennis ♪
♪ It's absurd! ♪
♪ Here they come! Red, Stella, Bomb, and Chuck ♪
♪ Flying fast! Look out, duck! ♪
♪ All your life you'll be glad You had this ♪
♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness! ♪
[Red whistling]
[laughs and shouts]
-[grunts] -[Red knocks on door]
[gasps]
Hey, Stella. One of your gross boyfriends is at the door for you.
Uh, actually, I'm here to give this to you.
You got me a gift? Aw, how sweet!
And totally pathetic.
You got a gift for Robin? This Robin? You feeling okay, Red?
Oh, jealous much? Even your friends like me better than you.
Well, actually, this, uh, crashed into my cabin by mistake.
It's addressed to you.
Ha! I'd like to thank you for this priceless moment.
It was a real gift.
Well, enjoy it while it lasts, Stella, 'cause yours is coming.
It's Rod, right?
Actually, it's Red.
Well, Rod, that was really sweet of you to bring me the bow I ordered.
Stella, great talk as per the "ushe."
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go put this on and get ready for the bounce.
Red, are you blushing?
Wha-- uh, what?! No!
I'm always red! It's in the name!
Whoo hoo!
-[grunts] -[whistling]
Red!
Who did this to you?! Was it Neiderjerk?
What? No, I did this to myself.
What? Like, on purpose?
[exhales, gasps for air]
Robin asked me to go with her to the bounce, so I'm trying a look.
She asked you? What is she up to?
Maybe she just thought I was cool and stuff. Doh!
No. I know Robin. She's doing it to get to me.
Uh, not everything is about you.
But you've never even been to the bounce!
Well, no one ever asked me before! I'd go with Bomb if he asked me.
Red, come on. You're a terrible bouncer.
You've got, like, one move.
Yeah, but my pop and lock killed!
In kindergarten.
Um… ouch?
No offense, but there's no way she actually wants to bounce with you.
Robin is up to something, and I'm gonna find out what.
Mm?
[inhales deeply]
[whistling]
[upbeat music playing]
[pulsing music and loud chatter]
We need to talk!
You got something to say to me, you gotta bounce!
Ugh.
-I don't know what you're up to, but-- -Well, then let me tell you.
First, I'm gonna make sure Red has the best night ever.
Ha! I knew it! Wait, what?
Then when he says he's had
the greatest night of his pathetic little life,
that's when I swoop in and humiliate him
in front of the whole camp.
And there she is. But why?
-It's my gift to you. -[gasps]
[Red] Whoa, the dojo looks great!
There you are.
Uh, sorry I'm late. Ohh!
Hey, she literally just told me
she's gonna give you the best night ever just to get to me!
Wait, what?
Stella, why do you always have to make everything about you?
That's exactly what I said!
OMG. Look at us, all, like, on the same wavelength and stuff.
[blows raspberry]
[growls]
Yeah! Look at this! Who's ready to bounce the night away?!
Not me! I'm here to mingle, baby!
Uh, I'm not sure mingling has anything to do with toast.
Hey, you do you and I'll do me.
We're not doing any of that.
What we are gonna do is completely ruin Red's evening.
Uh, why would we do that?
Because we're his best friends.
-Huh? -Huh?
[crowd chattering]
[upbeat music playing]
So, like, what kind of stuff do you usually do at the bounce?
Well, between you and me, I'm not exactly the best bouncer ever.
I got two left claws.
Also, thinking about bouncing in front of this many cheeple gives me the sweats.
I mean, look at this.
[laughing]
Wow, fascinating. I could, like, listen to that story forever.
But I'm, like, super parched.
-Um, I meant could you get us some sodas? -Ooh.
Oh, yeah. Right. I'm on it.
Uh! Stella better be so annoyed after this.
[upbeat music]
[glass shatters]
Aw, my little birdie all grown up. He looks so happy.
Not for long.
Whoopsies! Heh.
Um… [clears throat]
-Red! -Yah!
Looking good, my main bird!
Can I interest you in some dry toast to wash down your refreshing beverages?
Eh… no, I'm good.
[boinging and laughter]
Sodas are served, milady.
[slurping]
Uh, what's happening to your face?
I'm breaking out! [gasps]
Are there gogo berries in this? What did you do?!
-Uh… -[air horn blows]
-[upbeat music playing] -You're glowing!
I am?
It actually looks kinda cool.
Well, look at you with the cool ideas, Mr. Idea Guy.
What? How did… Ohh!
I got the soap!
Ah, yes.
The natural enemy of the accident-prone geek.
The slippery dance floor.
Sorry, Red. This is for your own good.
-[Red gasping] -Hey! Let go of me!
[both shouting]
[both gasping]
You know, you are full of surprises.
Ooh… pretty!
Hey, weren't we trying to make Red's night worse?
Huh? [sniffs]
Um, your toast is burning.
That's Stella.
[Stella growling]
-[air horn blows] -[Brenda] Camp Splinterwood,
it's time for the bounce-off.
[air horn blowing, crowd cheering]
[upbeat music playing]
-Chuck, bounce with me! -What?!
We challenge you…
…to a bounce-off!
-[crowd] Ooh… -Ooh. [chuckling]
[whispering] What are you doing? You know I'm a terrible bouncer!
Leave my friend alone or prepare to get served.
Choice is yours.
Oh, you would like that, wouldn't you?
Challenge accepted!
Wait, what?
[disco music playing]
[crowd gasping]
[all cheering]
Uh…
-[all groaning] -Ew, gross!
Oh! Gah! Uhh.
[all gasp]
[whimpers]
-Hmm! -[groans]
[disco music playing]
[all gasping and munching]
[crowd cheering]
All right!
Let's do this.
[whimpers]
[crowd gasping]
[all cheering]
[gasping]
Whew. Heh.
[grunts]
Yaaaaah!
Uh…
Ohh ohh!
[needles scratches, music stops]
Oof! Ow. My ego.
[crowd laughing]
Hmm!
[gasps]
Your plan's working! Red's having a terrible time! Up top!
Oh, Red. I'm sorry.
Final round, you pick the dance.
Well?
Pop and lock!
[gasps]
[upbeat music playing]
[all gasping]
[cheering and applause]
[air horns blowing]
Hooray! It's over.
[cheering continues]
[Brenda] Robin and the bird with two left claws win.
Care to say a few words?
Uh, I just want to say
that this has been the best night of my life!
[laughter and cheers]
Oh no! She's gonna do it!
-[mic feedback] -Everyone listen up.
You know, I… I actually had kind of a great time.
And somehow no one's feelings got hurt.
That's new.
And, Red, for a bird with two left claws and some serious perspiration issues,
that one move killed.
[all cheering]
A toast to the winners!
[crickets chirping]
-[Stella] Where's the trophy? -Robin took it.
But I wanted to say thanks. You threw me my one move.
-It was my way of apologizing. -For what?
For doubting that Robin wanted to hang with you
for any other reason than you being you.
Are you kidding?
Who wouldn't want to hang with… [inhales] this?
-[cracking] -Ooh! I think I pulled something.
[theme music playing]