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Oh!

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Uh, hi, it's Chuck.

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The invite said to bring a pillow
and a bag of candy for some reason.

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Hand over the passwords.

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The-- The what?

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Ahem!

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Oh, candy equals password. Got it.

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Secret code. So cool.

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Passwords accepted.

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Welcome to Pillow Fight Club.

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Okay, recruits! Bring it in!

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Congratulations.

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You have been chosen as the newest members

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of Camp Splinterwood's
most secret secret society.

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For those of you who can keep the secret!

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By keep, you mean, like,
keep in your circle of best friends or--

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The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is
you do not talk about Pillow Fight Club.

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That's-- Well, that's the only rule
of Pillow Fight Club.

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Break it and you're out forever.

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Now it's fight time!

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Mask the recruits.

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You, Butterfly Face,

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you're up against the Feather Butcher.

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Oh, that doesn't sound so--

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Psst! Chuck, it's me.

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Bomb!

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You're the Feather Butcher?

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Pillow fight!

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Just so we're clear,
are we hitting faces or--?

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Butcher wins again!

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I'm so glad you're here.

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Me too.

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You've really been
in Pillow Fight Club all summer?

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Yep, it helps me blow off steam
so I don't explode as much during the day.

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Plus, it's really cool.

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That's why I went through the surprisingly
complicated petition process

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to have you invited.

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You invited me? Bomb, I can't believe it.

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This is amazing.

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That's what friends are for.

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No, I mean this iced tea is amazing.
What flavor is it?

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Familiar.

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Chuck, that's not-- Oh, never mind.

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Tomorrow's password is popcorn.

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And remember, not a word
about Pillow Fight Club to anyone!

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Chuck, I know it's gonna be hard
to follow the rule.

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But this is really important to me,
so pretty please don't blow it, okay?

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Or we're both out.

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You have my word
as a fellow pillow fighter, a friend,

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and dare I say it, a brother.

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I will not tell a soul. Not anyone.
Not Stella.

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Not even Red.

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-Hey, guys.
-What?! Nowhere. We didn't do anything!

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-What's with all the questions, Red?!
-Uh, Chuck?

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Can't a couple of guys
just walk into their cabin

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without being interrogated?

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If you must know, we were just at--

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-At a club.

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A club?

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Yeah. No, not a club. A fight.

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I mean, not a fight. A night. A nightclub.

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Hold on. There's a nightclub at camp?

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-Uh…

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And you didn't invite me?!

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Uh…

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that's because…

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We wanted you to see it now
when there's a good crowd.

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This is the nightclub? In the bathroom?

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-Whoa.

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This is chicken amazing!

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So, you guys got any plans for tonight?

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'Cause I was thinking we--
You okay there, Chuck?

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Yeah, he's fine. Aren't you, Chuck?

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Pillow!

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Did you say pillow?

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He said, uh…

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plowing!

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Plowing.

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That's right.

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Mighty Eagle is leading
an agricultural, uh, seminar.

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Uh, food fight?

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-Food fight!
-Food fight!

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Oh man!

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That was a crazy food fight, huh?

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Yeah, I mean,
when I saw that stick of butter

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fly straight towards Bomb's face--

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Butter… fly… face.

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Butterfly. Butterfly Face. Butterfly.

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Okay, Chuck. Seriously, what's up?

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Up? Nothing's up. What do you mean, up?
Everything is totally down, very down.

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Yeah, down. Super down.
So down it's like underground.

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Yeah, but not like
an underground secret society or anything.

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Yeah, definitely not like that.

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I mean, why would you even
bring that up unprompted, Chuck? Huh?

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Red's right. You're acting super weird.
Weirder than normal.

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Well, there's a perfectly
not weird explanation for that.

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Which is?

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Yeah. Which is?

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Last night,
I needed to go to the bathroom,

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so I stepped outside,
looked into the sky,

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and saw a giant flying space whale!

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It was singing its lonely whale song.

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A space whale? Seriously?

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Tell us what's going on!

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Uh…

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The truth is--

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-No! No! No! No!
-What the--?

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Aw man, Mighty Eagle.

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Have you ever had to keep a secret?
It's the hardest thing ever.

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I feel like I'm blowing it.
If I blow it, we're both out.

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I can't do that to Bomb, but every fiber
in my being is going, "Just say it!"

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But if I do, that breaks the rule
and I'll ruin everything, you know?

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Wow, great talk, Mighty E. Thanks.
You've convinced me I can really do this.

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-Sorry, dude. Are you talking to me?

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Emergency meeting-- now!

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We have reason to believe

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that someone has broken
the first rule of Pillow Fight Club!

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Well, I can tell you for sure it wasn't
anyone in this general region here.

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And I'm super proud
of everyone in that general region.

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Well, someone blabbed.

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How else do you explain this?!

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I caught them trying to break in.

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But I didn't tell anyone, I swear!

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It's true! He didn't make a peep!

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Chuck, Bomb,
you didn't have to tell us.

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I knew it. You can read minds!

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No, dingus. We figured something was up
when you were acting so weird.

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So we followed you and Bomb here.

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Why didn't you just tell us
you were in a secret club

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and we weren't allowed to come?

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Uh, 'cause if we told you,
we'd get kicked out.

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You know, the fact that
Chuck didn't just tell us immediately

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is actually kind of impressive.

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Thank you.

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Silence!

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I don't care how it happened.

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The secret is out,

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which means the Feather Butcher
and Butterfly Face are going to pay!

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Uh, do we have to pay too?
'Cause I'm all out of cash--

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Pillow pummel all of them!

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Wait, what's happening?

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I don't know, but bring it on!

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Ahh!

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Uh… ha ha ha.

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Yeah!

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Yeah! Get 'em!

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Ahh!

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Hold up. Lynette is the mysterious leader
of Pillow Fight Club?

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I think they want some kind
of explanation, dear.

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I don't think anyone wants to hear
how I started Pillow Fight Club

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because watching children
pummel each other

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while stuffing my face with snacks

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is better than waiting
for the internet to load in this place.

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So this whole time,
we've been pillow pummeling each other

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for your entertainment?

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But that's not what
Pillow Fight Club should be about.

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Yeah, he's right.

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We should be pummeling
for our entertainment.

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-Yeah!
-I told you this was a bad idea, puddin'.

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Ah!

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I guess everything worked out great.

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Next time, Chuck, no secrets, okay?

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I'm gonna miss Pillow Fight Club.

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Then there's only one thing to do!

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Pillow fight!

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Ahh!