[whistling]
♪ Camp Splinterwood Our summer home ♪
♪ For catapulting! Slingshotting! Getting thrown! ♪
♪ Campers rocket through the trees ♪
♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪
♪ Zipping in the air ♪
♪ Crashing everywhere ♪
♪ Archery, dodge-bird, Borb tennis ♪
♪ It's absurd! ♪
♪ Here they come! Red, Stella, Bomb, and Chuck ♪
♪ Flying fast Look out, duck! ♪
♪ All your life you'll be glad You had this ♪
♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness! ♪
[Stella] I can tell by your blank stares that you're wondering
why I brought you to the vertical obstacle course.
No, that's just Bomb's face. You told us. To help you train.
Or maybe that's what you said
because you're actually throwing us a surprise party!
Nope. It's to help me train.
Aww.
Look at all the cool stuff I found!
A comb, a leaf that looks like a toad, a rock that looks like my grandma,
and also, fireflies!
You know what that means.
The firefly fling is tonight.
[panting excitedly]
That's the stuff.
Chuck, the fun can wait.
I've got a quadruple-double birdy to perform.
Ooh-hoo-hoo! A tree stump that looks like a butt!
-[electricity crackling] -[Chuck screaming]
Those fireflies really love him. They won't leave him alone.
Yup. That's why he's so good at the firefly fling.
[Chuck laughing, screaming]
Um, Chuck's still screaming. Should we check on him?
When's Chuck not screaming?
Let's do this!
[Chuck screams]
-[fireflies buzzing] -Ahhh!
Whoa! [groans]
[grunting]
[muffled screams]
[screams]
[bell rings]
Whoa!
[groans]
Did-- Did Chuck just do a quadruple-double birdy?
With an extra twist.
Only one bird at Camp Splinterwood has ever landed a quadruple-double birdy.
Toby Hawk. He was a National Bird Champion!
Is that good?
[gasps]
Chuck, if you stopped goofing off and actually focused,
you could be great, really great, like a champion!
With the right coach, me, obviously,
you could make it all the way to the Eggs Games!
[gasps]
Being a bird medalist has been a dream of mine
ever since you mentioned it seven seconds ago.
I am in, Coach!
Wait up, fire dudes!
[Red] I dunno, Stella.
You really think you can coach Chuck?
I mean, he's just so Chuck, you know?
Eh. All I gotta do is un-Chuck Chuck. Easy-peasy.
Ready to focus on your training?
I was hatched ready, Coach.
I have never been more ready for anything in my entire--
-[melodic tune plays] -Ooh, I hear an ice pop cart.
You need to stop getting distract--
[moans happily]
How goes the un-Chuckening?
Ahh!
Brain freeze!
Well, we've established Chuck has a brain.
-Nice. -Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Wait, we're not done!
[Chuck] [loud squawk] My head's stuck!
The problem is distraction.
Take away your sight, we take away the distractions.
You sure about this?
I hear when you lose one of your senses, the others become heightened.
Just listen to the sound of my voice.
No distractions, only obstacles.
No distractions,
only obstacles.
-[scary forest noises] -[Chuck gasps]
Ahh!
Stop yelling at me, world!
Okay, Chuck. Remember, focus on the obstacles.
Whoo!
[grunting]
Ooh, butterfly!
Come on, Chuck! You can do it!
You got this!
Balloon! I want to go to space too! Take me with you!
No distractions! Only obstacles!
[screams]
Hoi!
Ugh!
[groans]
Chuck, you're gonna squander your gift if you keep getting distracted!
I wanna focus, but there's so much fun stuff going on!
It's so hard!
Hmm.
If blindfolding you didn't fix it, why don't we try this?
Wow!
What is this ancient-looking device?
It's a portable music player from, like, a million years ago. Check it out.
This song always helps me focus.
-[rock song playing] -Ooh!
[majestic guitar solo]
[grunts]
[rock song continues]
No distractions, only obstacles.
Did--Did you just--? Yes!
[rock song continues playing]
[bell rings]
Man, I'm an awesome coach. Un-Chuckening complete!
-Huh? I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. -[rock song playing]
[frantic muttering]
[both groan]
Where's Stella and Chuck?
I don't know, but I hope Chuck gets here soon.
He's the best part of the whole fling!
All right, Chuck. Ready for the… fling?
I'm not going, Coach.
You're joking, right?
I no longer joke. Joking is a distraction.
I don't want to squander my gift.
I'm leaving camp to live a quiet life of austerity,
training in the cold mountains.
Look at you.
My little baby bird all grown up and leaving the nest.
You're on the road to being a champion.
I'm really proud of you, Chuck.
Thanks, Coach.
-[muttering] -[groaning]
[Robin] OMG. And I thought…
this fling thing was, like, not gonna be lame.
[Red] Just wait till Chuck gets here.
Yeah. That's when the fun begins.
Hey, cheeps, mission accomplished.
Chuck is officially un-Chucked.
Where is he anyway?
Oh, he left camp to train in the mountains for the rest of the summer.
-What?! -What?!
So… So, no Chuck?
But… But…
[all wailing]
Ew! No funny weirdo…
and crying babies?
I'm out.
Samesies.
I'm sure it'll be fun without him.
[crying]
-Oh, this is the worst. -This is horrible.
Oh, this was so boring.
Well, it's official. Worst fling ever.
Forget the fling.
With Chuck gone, what's the rest of our summer gonna look like?
No fun at all.
Oh, man. What have I done?
I--I gotta go.
[teeth chatter]
Who knew that life on a cold and lonely icy mountaintop
would be so cold and lonely and icy?
But it's like Coach said. No distractions, only obstacles.
[wind whistling]
There's only one way up the mountain.
The quadruple-double birdy.
[grunting]
Ahh!
Whoa!
Ah.
Don't look down. Save everyone's summer.
Don't look down, save everyone's summer.
[grunts]
Hi-ya!
[bell rings]
Chuck! Chuck!
Chuck!
-Chuck! -Hmm?
Okay, Stella, you got this.
One quadruple-double birdy with an extra twist coming up!
Ahh!
[groans]
Oh, hey, Coach, I thought I heard screaming.
Why are you doing here?
I came to bring you back to camp,
so we can all have fun again.
Remember? Fun?
But camp is a distraction. Fun is a distraction.
Of course camp and fun are distractions.
That's the whole point of summer.
But you said I could be a champion.
You're already a champion. A champion of fun.
Please come back to camp,
or else I'm gonna fall off this mountain for no good reason!
[birds] Ahh! Ooh!
Wow, that's amazing.
You did it.
You re-un-Chucked Chuck or something.
[crazy laughter]
-Yay! -Yay!
[giggles] Great work, Chuck.
You're no slouch yourself.
You almost did a quadruple-double birdy with an extra twist back there.
You know, if you practiced, you could be a National Bird Champion.
Nah.
A wise birdy once taught me a great lesson
about the best way to spend your summer.
Wow. He sounds great. I'd really love to meet him.
Again! Again! Again!
Looks like things are back to normal.
[screaming]
[screaming continues]
Yup, things are back to normal.
It's beautiful.
Ooh!
Ah!
Yay!
[theme music playing]