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[whistling]

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♪ Camp Splinterwood ♪

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♪ Our summer home ♪

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[driving rock music]

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♪ For catapulting!
Slingshotting! Getting thrown! ♪

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♪ Campers rocket through the trees ♪

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♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪

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♪ Zipping in the air ♪

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♪ Crashing everywhere ♪

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♪ Archery, dodge-bird, Borb tennis ♪

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♪ It's absurd! ♪

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♪ Here they come!
Red, Stella, Bomb, and Chuck ♪

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♪ Flying fast!
Look out, duck! ♪

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♪ All your life you'll be glad
You had this ♪

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♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness! ♪

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[laughter and chatter]

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[all cheering]

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[shrieks]

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Whoa!

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[rubber bands stretching]

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[snapping]

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Whoa! Agh!

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[birds cheering]

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[trumpet fanfare]

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All hail King Neiderflyer!

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Your king can't hear you…

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You all know the drill.

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Every year on Medieval Weekend,

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the jousting champion
is declared next year's king.

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And since I cheated last year
and won fair and square,

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as king, you all have to do what I say.

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Now kneel.

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[all grumbling]

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[sighs] Sir Terence,
a little motivation, if you please.

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[growling]

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[birds shrieking]

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Huzzah!

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That's more like it. [groans]

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Now, you!

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Uh… me?

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The king requires you
to be my royal footrest.

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Ohh. Will nobody save us
from this tyranny?

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[Red] Fear not, friend.

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That nobody has arrived!

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What the-- Rod?

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Yes! 'Tis I, Sir Red of…
that cabin over there!

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And me, his mighty steed!

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Isn't this awesome?

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I'm here to challenge you
for the title of king.

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[all gasp]

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Whoa.

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[laughs]

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You? Challenge me? Surely you jest.

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What? I called Jester this year.

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I've even been practicing. Check it out.

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[laughing]

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Ow! Ow! Wha-huh!

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Listen up, Neiderflyer.

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You may have your knights and your throne

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and that gigantic bouncy castle there--

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which I admit is really cool--

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but you can't make this weekend
all about you.

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I'm here to return this weekend
to the campers!

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-[birds cheering]
-Red! Red! Red! Red! Red!

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[sighs]

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As much as I love chilling on this throne,
I love humiliating you even more.

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Challenge accepted, Sir Rod,
or should I call you Sir Dud?

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Huzzah!

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Remember, Neiderflyer likes
to tilt to the left

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right before impact.

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Keep your free wing down and your lance up
all the way, and don't forget to--

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Yeah, yeah.
Hit him and don't get hit. Got it.

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[stretch, snap]

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For the good of Camp Splinterwood!

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-[crowd cheering]
-[rubber bands snapping]

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[dramatic music]

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[grunting]

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[grunts]

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[all gasp]

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Uhh… did I win?

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The joust? Uh, no.

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But you're way ahead
in the mud pie eating contest.

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Thanks for the workout, Rod.

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And now I'm going
to make an example of you.

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Let this be a lesson to anyone
who dares challenge the king.

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And, just in case anyone else
has any funny ideas,

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I'm going to have Rod publicly pelted

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with last year's leftovers at lunchtime.

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[wheels squeaking]

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[groans]

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Smell you later, loser. Literally!

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[laughs]

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This is the worst Medieval Weekend ever!

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Yeah, it's not going
so great for me either.

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This wasn't supposed to happen.
Why is Neiderflyer still the king?

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[shrieking maniacally]

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Chuck! Come back!

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Let him go, Bomb. He's gotta work
through this in his own weird way.

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What are you doing?

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We've gotta save you
from getting drenched in leftovers.

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I'm gonna challenge Neiderjerk,
and I'm gonna win.

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Well, you did teach me
everything I know about jousting.

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If anyone can beat him, maybe it's you.

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Hey, Bomb, wanna help me
overthrow a king?

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Leadeth the way, Sir Stella.

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Have fun avenging me.

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[both grunting]

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Bravo!

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Ah, a king's hard work is never done.

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Camper, more grapes!

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Yes, Your Neiderlency.

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Hey, Neiderjerk!

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-[gagging] Huh?
-I am Sir Stella of…

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Uh…

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a different cabin than Sir Red.

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-And I'm here-- Chuck?
-[grunting]

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You're jesting for Neiderflyer now?

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Uh! How could you?

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Hey, it's a feudal economy.

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Doing what I can to put food
on the table for little Jerry.

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Isn't that right, little Jerry?

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-[clanging]
-[grunting]

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[whimpers]

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Ugh. Whatever.
You ready for round two, Neiderjerk?

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That's King Neiderjerk to you!

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Where are my royal goons?
Go defeat Sir Stella for me.

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-Rod couldn't defeat me.
-[goons shouting]

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-What makes you think you've got a chance?
-[goons grunting]

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[gasps]

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Huzzah!

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[birds cheering]

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Ooooh…

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You're all out of goons, Your Majesty.

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You got the guts to face me yourself?

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[scoffs]

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[growling]

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[dramatic music]

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Retreat! To the bouncy castle!
Out of my way!

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[panting]

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Bring the throne.

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Ho ho!

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[all grunting]

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Ow!

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Down with King Neiderjerk!

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If we get rid of him before lunch,
we can save Red

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and enjoy the rest of our weekend!

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Who's with me?

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[all cheering]

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Onward, faithful steed.

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[all cheering]

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[triumphant music]

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-[rumbling]
-[inquisitive grunts]

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[birds shouting]

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What do we do now?

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Bring the slingshots.
We've got a castle to storm.

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Ah, I've always wanted to say that.

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Oh, this is a disaster.

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I defeated Rod. We were done with this!

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Will a juggle cheer you up, Your Majesty?

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No! There's no time!

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Okay, just a quick one.

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[grunting]

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Oh! Agh! [whimpers]

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[laughing]

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Gets me every time.

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[Stella] Last chance, Neiderjerk!

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[Chuck] Ohh!

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Surrender, or we'll make you surrender!

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Ha! Do your worst.

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This castle is made of the toughest,
highest quality, uh, bouncy material.

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You'll never break through.

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But if you scratch it,
there goes the deposit, so…

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Repel the peasants!

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[wheels squeaking]

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[clanking]

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Fire!

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[gasping]

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Bring out the heavy artillery!

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[cooing]

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[grunting]

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[hatchlings] Whee!

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[all shouting]

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-Uhh!
-Whoa-ho!

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Whoa!

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[birds grunting]

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[grunting]

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The walls are too high!

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Uhh!

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And they're throwing hatchlings at us!

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Get the ladders and grappling hooks!

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We're going castle climbing.

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[all shouting]

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They're climbing the walls!
Bring out… the leftovers!

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-Come on, everybody--
-[splat]

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[laughing]

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Don't forget to save some room
for dessert, losers!

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Don't give up! We can still win!

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Aaaah! Oof!

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We'll never get through!

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[growling]

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[all shouting]

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Stella's in trouble!
Terence, we have to help her!

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[inquisitive grunt]

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I know you're loyal to Neiderflyer,
but is he loyal to you?

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After all, he's safe in his castle
and he left you here in the cold.

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[thoughtful growl]

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He doesn't care about you.
He just needed someone to be his muscle.

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But I know that
your biggest muscle is in here.

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I-- I'm pointing to my heart.

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Come on, big guy. Do the right thing!

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[all groaning]

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I think we might have to retreat.

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You should listen to your horsey
and quit before you end up like Rod.

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-It's Red!
-[gasping]

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And your days are numbered!

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[Terence grunting]

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Terence! What are you doing?
You work for me!

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[Terence grunting]

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Smash the gates, Terence!

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[grunting]

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-[grunts]
-Whaaah!

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-[crash]
-Ouch.

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I think Red was hoping
you were gonna smash the gates, big guy.

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But I'll take it from here.

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Huh?

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[gentle grunt]

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What?

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No!

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[air hissing]

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Whoa ho!

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[air squeaking]

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Ha ha! We did it!

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-[all cheering]
-All right!

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-[all grunt]
-[hatchling] Huh?

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-[all shouting]
-Come back here, you cowards!

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I'm still your king!

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Whoa-oh!

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Victory dance!

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Hup hup hup! Yeah!

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Whatever. This isn't fun anymore.

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I've got to wash the day-old
mashed potatoes out of my feathers.

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Three cheers for Stella!

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Camp Splinterwood's new queen!

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[all] Sir Stella! Sir Stella! Sir Stella!

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Neiderflyer's reign of terror
and smugness is over!

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Although… now that I'm the queen…

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…you guys gotta do everything I say.

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Right?
[snaps fingers]

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Well, those are the rules,
but you wouldn't--

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-Whoa!
-[Terence growls]

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Oof!

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[theme music playing]