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What happened to you, dude?
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'Cause you just disappeared
for, like, four weeks.
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I can explain everything.
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So, after you left me
with the big, giant toilet paper bear,
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my staff, the jīn gū bàng, remember,
was taken by Niu Mowang,
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who was leading an uprising
against the Jade Emperor.
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So I went back home
with my dad for a few hours,
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even though it's, like,
much longer on Earth.
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But it's okay.
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I've returned to finish my quest
and find the Fourth Scroll.
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Okay, that was a lot.
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Yeah, and-- Oh, my auntie, Guanyin,
bought me a new cell phone.
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Cool, right?
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Hello, you didn't tell me
you invited a new friend.
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How do you do?
My name is Sun Wei-Chen.
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Do you go to school with Jin?
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Yeah, me and my auntie
just moved here recently.
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Oh, and I like your home.
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Stop!
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And that's a pretty necklace.
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This? This is very special.
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I show you the companion piece.
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- They have a companion piece.
- Oh.
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These two pieces go together.
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This is a green jade.
This is a orange jade.
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- It's very old, very rare.
- Cool.
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Can you teach my son some Chinese?
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- He's terrible!
- Oh.
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Sure, sure.
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Hey, okay, let's-- let's get a move on.
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I make you some tea, huh?
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- I'm good. We're good. Thank you.
- Uh...
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Wow, look at all these toys.
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Kugo Ren has so many friends here.
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Wait, so, you're still looking for
the Fourth Scroll?
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Yeah. My dad told me about a scholar
who might be able to help.
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His name is Ji Gong. The "Mad Monk."
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He was banished from Heaven
and now he lives on Earth.
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Okay, that sounds promising.
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Yeah.
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Jin, you do magic?
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Oh, yeah.
Well, it's not real magic like you can do.
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It's just a dumb thing
I bought on the Internet when I was 12.
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Show me.
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Uh, okay, but it's kinda been a while,
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so... [sighs] ...it might not be
super spectacular.
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- Okay.
- But, um...
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Let's see. Ah, here.
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- Ready?
- Yeah.
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And...
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Abracadabra!
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- What?
- Uh-huh.
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And then-- Ready?
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Wait, how-how did you do that?
That's amazing.
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It's magic. It's real magic.
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But it's a hot dog.
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It's also a flashlight.
That's not really magic.
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Okay.
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I'll learn this sausage man trick later.
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We should go see this monk.
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Okay. Although, I don't know.
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If you got this guy
who, like, knows all this stuff,
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do you really need me anymore?
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You don't wanna help me?
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No, it's just-- Uh-- I don't know.
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I don't really see
how I fit into this whole thing.
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Plus, I kinda have a biology project
that I have to do.
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Come on, Jin. You're my guide.
I know that from my dream.
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Right. [sighs] Yeah, yeah, let's do this.
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Although, I don't know,
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can we come up with something
a little bit cooler than "guide"?
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Servant?
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Yeah, no, you're right. Guide's better.
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Are you sure this is it?
It looks like a mini-mall.
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It says "temple."
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Come on. Let's go.
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This place doesn't seem super busy.
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- Could that be him?
- I don't know.
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- Huh?
- Are you Ji Gong?
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Larry.
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Try the bar.
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Oh. Hello.
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Table 7 needs napkins.
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I think he's drunk.
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What makes you say that?
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Oh, just, everything about him.
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Hello?
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What's up?
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Oh, hi. We're looking for a scholar
whose name is Ji Gong.
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More like Ji you gone. Eh?
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- Get out of here!
- Okay.
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Yeah, I don't think
there's any Chinese gods here.
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Guess I'm not a super good guide.
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Okay, I think I'm gonna go work on
my bio project now.
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O-Oh, okay.
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I mean, you've got your phone, right?
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So, you know,
just text me if you find anything.
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- Uh, yeah.
- See ya.
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You seem very excited about that project.
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Yeah, I don't know. I guess
I just really love biology.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Come on in. Yeah.
- Thanks.
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-En garde!
- Sorry about that.
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- No fair! You crossed the line.
- What? What does that mean?
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Oh, you got me.
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Okay, lower your weapons.
Real people coming through.
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- Oh, Amelia. Please, avenge my death!
- Sorry.
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- Hi, Dad.
- Hi.
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- Hi. You must be Jin.
- Hi. Yeah.
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Hey, Meels, I have a tray of seltzers
ready in the kitchen.
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- Could you grab those?
- Yeah. I'll-- I'll be right back.
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It's nice to meet you,
Mrs. and Mr. Taylor.
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Oh, no, please call me Margie Ann.
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Yeah. And I'm Dennis, and this is Holden.
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- Hi. Bye.
- Oh.
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The whole block?
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Sorry. Well, make yourself at home.
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- I prepared a little snack.
- Oh.
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Thank you so much.
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- Is this--
- Mm-hmm. Right there.
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- Wow, is this from, like, a restaurant?
- No.
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And I'm sorry
I didn't have time to prep more.
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I have an open house coming up,
so been a little slammed.
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This is-- Can I?
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- Oh, please.
- Thank you so much.
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- Pace yourself.
- Mmm.
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Sorry, it's just really good cheese.
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Thank you.
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Who are you? What are you doing here?
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I-I'm just looking for someone.
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Well, you're not gonna find them.
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Well, I didn't even say who.
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No one's here. Not even me.
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Okay, just-- Don't come closer.
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Why? You scared?
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No, it's your breath. Really bad.
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Ji Gong?
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Ji Gong.
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Is this your disguise?
A drunk bum?
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Maybe.
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Now tell me who you are!
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My name is Sun Wei-Chen.
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I think we're searching
for the same thing.
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The Fourth Scroll?
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You should give up now.
It's a waste of time.
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Why?
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A million miles I've traveled,
and it's all led me to this stupid town.
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Where you can't even get a good pizza.
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So it is here.
Did a crane speak to you too?
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What? A crane?
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- Uh, in your dreams.
- No.
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All right, come over here.
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Let me show you.
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Come on.
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This wasn't some dumb crane.
This was a lot of hard work.
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This took a ton of research.
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Look at these paintings. What do you see?
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Uh, colors.
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"Uh, colors." No, you idiot.
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This is everything you need to know
about the Fourth Scroll.
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- Look, you moron.
- Okay.
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Okay, fine. I'll explain it.
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Long ago, Sun Wukong guided a group
of pilgrims on a Journey to the West.
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They achieved enlightenment,
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and the wisdom of the sutras
was transcribed onto three scrolls.
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Discipline, Discourse and Philosophy.
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But, unbeknownst to many,
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there was a fourth scroll
containing the Sutra of Power.
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Makes the other scrolls
sound kinda dumb, right?
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Anyway, the legend goes that
the Buddha destroyed the Fourth Scroll
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and sprinkled its remains like Parmesan
on the earthly realm
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as a way of dispersing absolute power,
or whatever.
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A little dramatic if you ask me.
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Over time, two families, once peaceful,
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grew obsessed
with collecting its fragments
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in the hopes of controlling the territory.
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Their selfishness led to resentment,
which led to deceit, which led to war.
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I don't know if you know this,
but humans love war.
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It's like all they ever do.
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So, the Buddha made a proclamation.
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Only when
the warring factions find harmony
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will the ultimate power of the sutra
be revealed.
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Thus, the Fourth Scroll could be anywhere,
or anything.
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Could be a rock or a cloud.
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A pendant.
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I said anything, didn't I?
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What are we gonna do?
Sit around all day and just name objects?
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I gotta go. I gotta go.
Yeah. Thank you, thank you.
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Wait, that's it?
190
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How about a "Nice pictures, man.
Thanks for the info"?
191
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Oh, yeah. Amazing painting, yeah.
Thank you.
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I'll make sure my father know
that you help a lot. Thank you.
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Who is your father?
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The Monkey King. Sun Wukong.
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Okay, "determining your base metabolism."
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"First, place two fingers on your wrist
and count the beats for six seconds.
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Then multiply this by ten
to calculate your resting heart rate."
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Okay.
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- You ready?
- Yeah.
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And go.
201
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And stop.
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All right, that would be 60 for me.
What did you get?
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I think I might have done it wrong.
204
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Why? What did you get?
205
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Like a hundred and something.
206
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Yeah, I should probably
do it again.
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Maybe my parents stressed you out.
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- They stressed me out.
- Your parents are great.
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I feel like your dad
wanted to give me a hug.
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Oh, he definitely did.
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00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:58,592
Well, I'm glad he didn't
'cause I ate a lot of cheese.
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Um. [sighs] Sorry, I gotta take this.
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- Yeah. Go. Mm-hmm.
- I'm gonna be right back.
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00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,893
Hey, Meels,
could you come help me with the scanner?
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00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,979
It's making that beeping noise.
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00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,065
- Hello?
- Jin, hi. I have some good news.
217
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,860
Dude, I'm kind of
in the middle of something right now.
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Oh, okay. I just want you to know that--
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Just text it to me,
like a normal person, okay? Bye.
220
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Oh, okay. Bye.
221
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Mmm?
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Jin says he'll be back soon.
223
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,501
That's okay. You can wait here until then.
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Here. Try it.
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Thank you.
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Hmm?
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Mmm.
228
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It's good.
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I'll give you some to take home. Hmm?
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Thank you.
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Cool label.
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You like my tea,
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and you like my pendant.
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Can I look at the pendant again?
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Yes, let me go get it.
236
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This orange jade is a family heirloom
on Jin's father's side.
237
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This one is from my family's side.
238
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- Oh.
- Look, look.
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Mmm.
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- Oh, you're back!
- Yeah. [in English] Hi.
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Hello!
242
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,050
This is Wei-Chen, Jin's friend.
243
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,471
It's been a long time
since you brought that out.
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I was just admiring it.
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00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,934
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
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- These two jade necklaces are a pair.
- Mmm.
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They have been in the family
for many generations.
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Each side of our family
had conflicts before.
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We lived in different places.
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When we got married,
251
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we hired someone to encase these together.
252
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Like this.
253
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This represents us being one family.
254
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You look nice.
255
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,221
Very nice.
256
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,602
Any news at the office?
257
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,774
Not yet. [in English] Um, okay.
258
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,485
Enjoy your Bible study, huh?
259
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,822
- Oh. Goodbye.
- Yeah.
260
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♪ Beyond repair ♪
261
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{\an8}♪ Beyond repair ♪
262
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,334
Freddy? You home?
263
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,006
I'm here to return
your "Number One Spicy Hot Sauce."
264
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,924
It gave me the number twos.
265
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,677
Over here, Danny.
266
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,764
- Where?
- Here.
267
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,731
- Where are you?
- I'm right here.
268
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,701
Freddy, what are you doing in the wall?
269
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,329
I'm trying to get my beauty sleep.
270
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,498
You know this bed goes down, right?
271
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Of course.
272
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,879
How else do you think I get in and out
every night?
273
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:25,049
Seems dangerous to sleep like that.
274
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,635
Why? What could go Wong?
275
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Good night.
276
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,808
Oh, hi, Jin.
277
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:38,520
Oh, sorry. Holden always forgets
to turn the TV off when he's done with it.
278
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,022
Oh, yeah. No worries.
279
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,149
You know what we should watch?
Amelia's play.
280
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,776
I think it's recorded on here somewhere.
281
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,862
- No, we really don't need to watch--
- Oh, come-- You're so good in it, Meels.
282
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,072
- She is so talented.
- Mom!
283
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,740
I am not just saying that.
284
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,951
Uh, we should really go study actually.
285
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,619
Jin, would you like to watch this?
286
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,205
- Uh, yeah. Sure. Why not?
- Okay.
287
00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,709
Oh, actually, you know what?
Um, I should probably go study.
288
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,295
Well, she might have been in the chorus,
but she deserved to be a lead.
289
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,463
Yeah.
290
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,467
Okay. I'll see you later, Margie Ann.
291
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,552
And it's recorded. So, any time.
292
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,931
The Lord asks for truth.
So here's the truth.
293
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,100
Your pastries were stale.
294
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,727
No, they were fresh.
295
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:21,480
They were definitely not fresh.
296
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,232
I just bought them!
297
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,442
Okay, let's focus.
298
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:28,362
Ephesians 4:15.
"Speaking the truth in love."
299
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,906
We're telling her the truth.
300
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,908
Her pastries were bad.
301
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,035
Oh, please.
302
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,870
I have something to say!
303
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,707
I wish my son was more like Wei-Chen.
304
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:43,585
- He's polite. And so handsome!
- Mmm.
305
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,087
I agree! So handsome!
306
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,714
Yeah, very true.
307
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,925
Who could that be?
308
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,053
Oh.
309
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,471
Maybe that's Jin.
310
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:55,389
Oh.
311
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,475
May I help you?
312
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,479
Good afternoon,
excuse me for bothering you.
313
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,564
Wei-Chen!
314
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,400
I've been looking for you.
315
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,154
I'm really sorry about that.
316
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,031
Uh-- No, don't worry about it.
317
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,661
Wait, uh-- Why are you sorry?
318
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:22,583
My mom. She can be annoying.
319
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,753
Oh, no, I-- I mean-- I thought
she was, like, really nice, actually.
320
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:29,548
Mmm. That's her superpower.
But she uses it for evil.
321
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,050
Is that you?
322
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:33,927
Yes.
323
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,554
Yeah.
324
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:43,020
So you're mad at your mom for,
um, like, saying too many nice things?
325
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,905
She thinks she's being positive
but she's really just being fake.
326
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,574
Yeah.
327
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,870
Yeah, my parents don't really have
that problem.
328
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,708
Like this morning, my mom told me
my earlobes were the wrong shape.
329
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,883
Honestly, I wish she'd just say something
harsh to me every once in a while,
330
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,760
instead of just sugarcoating everything.
331
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,969
Yeah, I get that.
332
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,182
Like, here, say something about my zit.
I know you see it.
333
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,561
- What?
- My zit. Just say something but be honest.
334
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:31,985
I think your zit's perfect.
335
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,199
You are really terrible at this,
you know that?
336
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,744
You're supposed to say
it looks like a Hot Tamale or something.
337
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:41,829
- A Hot Tamale?
- Mm-hmm.
338
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,957
I should say your zit looks like a Hot
Tamale? It doesn't look like a Hot Tamale.
339
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,961
Jin, sweetie.
Would you like to join us for fajitas?
340
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,133
- Yeah, love to.
- Yes, okay.
341
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:58,011
I should probably call my mom
to let her know that I'm gonna stay.
342
00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,388
Yeah, go for it.
343
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,810
Hello?
344
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,729
Hey, Mom. Uh, yeah,
I'm still at the, uh, school thing.
345
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,190
I was just wondering
if maybe I could stay for dinner?
346
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,235
Your friend Wei-Chen came by.
347
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,112
- What?
-Yeah, yeah. And his uncle.
348
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:19,199
His uncle? Wait.
Mom, Wei-Chen doesn't have an uncle.
349
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:23,704
Yeah, he invited everyone out
for dinner at his restaurant.
350
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,998
Come meet us.
I-- I'll send you the address.
351
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,334
-They are very nice people, Jin.
- Wait-- Mom, who is this guy?
352
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,961
Don't be rude, okay?
353
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,087
Hello?
354
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,258
- Welcome.
- Yeah, I'm here for dinner.
355
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,926
- Go on in.
- Thanks.
356
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,432
I hear music,
but I don't hear singing.
357
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,023
You're wasting the best part of the song.
358
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,942
Are you okay?
359
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,863
Hey, hey. Hey.
360
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,823
Come sing, Mrs. Liu, it's your turn.
361
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,580
Jin, Jin.
362
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:11,210
- Hi.
- My sweet, handsome son, Jin.
363
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,255
- Mom, are you drunk?
- No, no. I'm not drunk.
364
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,174
I shared a beer with Mrs. Fan.
365
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:21,261
I shared a beer with... myself.
366
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,804
Have you met Wei-Chen's uncle?
367
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,473
Mr. Gong. Mr. Gong.
368
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,643
This is my son. My handsome son, Jin.
369
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,478
- Hello, Jin.
- Huh?
370
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,604
Hi, yeah, we've met.
371
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,564
- Really? I don't think so.
- Yep. Over there.
372
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,149
- I never go over there.
- Okay.
373
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,568
Welcome to my restaurant.
Have something to eat.
374
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,529
Mmm. This song's so good,
I'm gonna sing it.
375
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,073
- Yeah!
- No, wait, Mom--
376
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,158
Hey, loosen up, buddy.
377
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,707
- I need to explain.
- Okay.
378
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,502
Just-- Follow me.
379
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:03,553
Okay, so, uh, please explain.
Why did you bring everyone here?
380
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,889
Me? No, it's Ji Gong's idea.
381
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,893
The drunk busboy dude? That's Ji Gong?
382
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:13,689
Yeah, he say it's just a disguise,
but I think... [sighs] ...he's really drunk.
383
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,482
Okay, great.
384
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,859
Uh, he told me
all about the Fourth Scroll.
385
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,195
And I came to tell you,
but you weren't home.
386
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,365
- And he must have followed me.
- Right, that's the other thing.
387
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,784
Why would you go to my house
without telling me?
388
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:29,037
I tried,
but you said you were doing biology.
389
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,415
Ice-cold beer!
390
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:35,377
Who wants one?
391
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,046
Dad's here?
392
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,632
Yeah.
393
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,430
Let the couple sing!
394
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:50,017
Oh--
395
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,941
- Repeat.
- Repeat what?
396
00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,234
- Repeat "So good."
- I can't hear you.
397
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:01,695
Jin, listen to me.
The Fourth Scroll.
398
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,531
I think it's here, and it has
something to do with your parents.
399
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,158
Sorry, what?
400
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,244
I think it might be
your mom's jade pendant.
401
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,248
You keep missing your cue!
402
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:14,541
My wife. She's always...
403
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:15,459
so pushy!
404
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:21,006
If I don't push him, he doesn't move!
405
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,841
Of course I know how to move.
406
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:26,345
So you showed up at my house
and demanded to see my parents' jewelry?
407
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,139
I saw warring factions
in Ji Gong's painting.
408
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:32,059
Always fighting. Just like your parents.
409
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:36,271
That's your logic?
You've gotta be kidding me, right?
410
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:38,148
No, I'm serious.
411
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,734
They say their families were at war
for generations.
412
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,695
Ji Gong has searched for the scroll
for years.
413
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:47,949
- And he agrees, this might be it.
- Mmm. Okay, yeah. Great.
414
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:51,161
What-- Uh, Chinese Jack Sparrow over there
told you about it.
415
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,663
Definitely. He seems like
a reliable source of information.
416
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:59,711
I pushed him to ask for
a promotion and now he's going to get it!
417
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:01,755
I didn't get it.
418
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:03,298
What?
419
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,508
I didn't get the promotion.
420
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,386
Pat got the job.
421
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,035
Where is the ice?
422
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,413
Ice.
423
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,497
Christine.
424
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,625
Why are you mad?
425
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,712
Why aren't you mad?
426
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:45,215
Pat hasn't even been there one year.
427
00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:47,050
I thought about it.
428
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,427
I'm just going to quit.
429
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:50,303
You want to quit?
430
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,639
How can you not discuss this with me?
431
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,349
How are we going to live?
432
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,976
We have savings.
433
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:58,687
Not enough for you to quit.
434
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:03,150
We only need enough for a few months.
435
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:06,653
Listen to me. There's not enough in there.
436
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:08,071
Are you kidding me?
437
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,364
You must be drunk.
438
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:16,496
Where did our savings go?
439
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:19,875
I needed to purchase inventory.
440
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,793
For the green powder.
441
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:22,878
How much?
442
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,047
It was an investment!
443
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,132
How much?
444
00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:30,093
Half.
445
00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:44,024
I'm going home.
446
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,569
Okay, I'll see you later.
447
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:51,740
Some people can't hold their karaoke,
am I right?
448
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,074
All right. Next song.
449
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:56,995
I'm-- I'm sorry. This looks bad.
450
00:24:56,995 --> 00:25:00,540
But this is necessary
to stop the uprising.
451
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:01,917
...singing, ladies.
452
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:05,003
If the pendant contains the power...
453
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:09,299
The pendant.
454
00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:13,428
Wei-Chen.
455
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,520
Ji Gong!
456
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,854
Wei-Chen!
457
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:38,787
Ji Gong!
458
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,122
Oh, hey.
459
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:42,874
So that's your plan?
460
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:46,211
Distract everyone
so you can steal the pendant for yourself?
461
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:48,964
Yeah.
462
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,800
Wasn't that your plan too?
463
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:54,761
You don't understand.
464
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,931
The Jade Emperor and my father need this.
465
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,143
You may not know this,
466
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:05,772
but a long time ago,
your father stole my job.
467
00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:08,483
That's right.
468
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:11,152
I was supposed to be Great Sage!
469
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:12,571
I don't believe you.
470
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:16,074
I don't care if you believe me.
471
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:20,954
Because this right here,
this is my ticket home.
472
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:22,914
Thanks for the tip.
473
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,293
Oh, hey. Jin.
474
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:27,377
Hey!
475
00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,071
I'm fine. I'm fine.
476
00:28:25,578 --> 00:28:27,872
- We should do this more often.
- Mmm.
477
00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:37,298
- Jin.
- Where've you been?
478
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,635
Abracadabra.
479
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,014
Did you steal my mom's pendant?
480
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,977
Uh, what? No.
481
00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:53,398
Well, yes, uh,
but I stole it back from Ji Gong.
482
00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:57,235
Okay, give it to me.
483
00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:00,363
What?
484
00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:02,615
No. I need this.
485
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,577
- Wei-Chen, give it to me.
- Hey!
486
00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:08,538
This is important to me.
487
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:13,126
It's important to you?
It's important to my parents.
488
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:15,503
They just got into a huge fight
because of you.
489
00:29:15,503 --> 00:29:18,298
I don't care who you are.
I don't care what's going on in Heaven.
490
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:22,385
You can't just come into our house
and take our things and lie to their face.
491
00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,639
I lied?
492
00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:30,185
No, you lied.
493
00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:34,731
You don't wanna be my guide.
You don't even wanna be my friend.
494
00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:42,155
Wei-Chen, that's not what this is about.
495
00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:45,074
That doesn't belong to you.
496
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:47,327
- Give it back.
- Hey!
497
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:56,085
- Jin, I-- I'm sorry. Are you okay?
- Stop!
498
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:25,240
Not what you were looking for?
499
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:37,752
Well, Mrs. Guardia,
I'm sorry to say, your fridge is broken.
500
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:40,213
I'll try to find you a replacement ASAP.
501
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:43,383
Thanks for trying, Jamie.
502
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,552
The fridge's been here
since I bought the place.
503
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,470
I'm surprised it's lasted this long.
504
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,682
Oh.
505
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:54,477
Here.
506
00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:57,105
Before it goes bad.
507
00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:00,942
Papas con chorizo. Your favorite.
508
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:05,905
Only when you make it. Thank you.
509
00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:07,365
Oh, before I forget.
510
00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:11,953
Here. I teach a Shakespeare class
at the junior college.
511
00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,455
Next week,
we're having a student showcase.
512
00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:17,000
Will you be performing?
513
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,086
No. No, I'm just behind the scenes.
514
00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:22,505
Well, it's not for everyone.
515
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:25,550
Now, I have to get back to my show.
516
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,051
Sure thing, Mrs. Guardia.
517
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,852
- Have a nice day.
- Bye.
518
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:39,147
But this is so crazy. This you?
519
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:40,857
What could go Wong?