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(崔法斯:你勁到爆,阿王)
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(老兄,你昨晚的創舉引起轟動)
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(收到訊息)
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早晨,媽媽!
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-喂
-安魯到了,拜拜
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嗯
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喂...
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要找拍檔嗎?
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嗨
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你的廁紙作品幾犀利
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-謝謝
-你究竟怎樣做到?
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來吧!扔一卷給我
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《西遊ABC》
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爸
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對不起,我不是故意的
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別再跟我瞎扯了
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你這麼做,讓其他的神仙都處於危險
你把金箍棒拿走了
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也不好好看着它
有什麼事比這個更重要?
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-當然有,我是為了...
-為什麼?
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關於足球的事
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從現在開始,你給我閉門反思 200 年
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出來後,你只於馬場餵馬
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跟你老爸一樣,從低做起
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學會抓着尾巴做人
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我不是你
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我也永遠不想跟你一樣!
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我也永遠不想跟你一樣...
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這不是孫悟空第一次聽到這些話
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幾千年前,他仍未是維辰的爸爸
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他當時甚至不是猴王,只是隻猴子
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他當時就首次感受到被拒絕之苦
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他當時就身在天宮的蟠桃會
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眾神仙將要選出下一位齊天大聖
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這是一個關於自信、友誼
野心和遺憾的故事
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(孫悟空)
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花果山力量他就是最強
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沒人能令他退縮連一品大聖也辦不到
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他只是一隻想開派對的猴子
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今晚他要大玩特玩總之要引人注目
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孫悟空
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孫悟空
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孫悟空
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(敖廣)
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孫悟空
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(根據吳承恩的故事改編)
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(數千萬年前)
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進去吧
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進去
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進去
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喂,看門的!快一點!
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悟空,你千萬別讓我們惹麻煩
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別擔心吧,老牛
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這麼重要的天宮聚會,我不會給你丟臉的
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說什麼天宮聚會啊
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這可是一萬年才有一次的蟠桃會
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今年的蟠桃是要頒給一品大聖的敖廣
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誰是敖廣?
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你連敖廣是誰都不知道?他是東海龍王
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聽說他出生的時候
只是一條普通的小鯉魚
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但是他天天刻苦訓練
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終於改變自己的命運
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喂!他們憑什麼插隊啊?
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-他們是領導
-他們是誰跟我沒關係
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但在我面前插隊...
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她來了...
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誰啊?
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大慈大悲的觀音...
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你看她的樣子
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壞了,她朝這邊來了
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-快上去跟她打個招呼
-開玩笑嗎?
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就是打個招呼嘛,去...
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慈悲為懷的觀音菩薩...
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我...
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你...阿彌陀佛
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還講起悄悄話啦
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天宮裏層次分明,她在上,我在下...
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我就問你一個問題
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你知道你是誰嗎?
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我知道,我是牛魔王
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自己有房子,雖然面積不大,但是...
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誰稀罕你那個破房子?我是說你啊?
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你是誰,你知道你的目標和理想嘛
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我的目標是
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我覺得要是我勤奮努力...
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說啊...
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「我就是下一任的一品大聖」
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不...這不是我的意思!
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看,你功力強,想法多
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你當一品大聖是最合適的
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當我打開我心懷
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真摯的我站起來
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你又拿我開心了
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-夠了!
-我是牛魔王
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-叫什麼名字?
-你好
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我是牛魔王,這是我的客人
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成了,進去吧
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等等
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不能進
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你沒穿鞋怎麼成?
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你怎知道我沒穿鞋?
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還好意思問?臭氣熏天
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開什麼玩笑?你知道我是誰嗎?
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我是赤腳猴神
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猴神也是猴,走開!
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下一位!
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悟空,你別生氣了
他們不讓我們進去,我們就走吧
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不走!就從他罵人的態度
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今天蟠桃,我老孫是吃定的
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我們回去吃嘛!
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-走開!
-尊敬的道濟禪師
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天宮禁止自帶酒水
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你說什麼?
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真不好意思,規矩就是規矩
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-這位是誰?
-那是濟公,聽說他
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可能是下一個一品大聖
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我就在這裏喝完它啊?
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好!
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我有辦法
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你幹嘛?
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未喝完啊
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怎麼可能?我明明喝完
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這是莫名其妙
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好,那我就再喝吧!
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那我就再喝吧...
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他真能喝
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它好像又滿了
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那我就繼續喝吧!
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-禪師...
-跟我來!
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嘩,真厲害!
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天宮的神仙,就是知道怎麼玩
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我等不及見見天宮神仙的風采了
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那可不一定,你就是跟我最出彩
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你想太多了,我只是一個無名小卒
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你剛才說的濟公老弟...
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你說他可能是下一個一品大聖,對吧?
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對啊
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但門神把他趕走了,沒錯吧?
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沒錯
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所以說...
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所以說,他今天吃不到蟠桃啊?
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你就只知道吃
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我是說,下一個一品大聖可能是誰?
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這個我們不用擔心,天宮有大把的候選人
像嫦娥、哪吒、惠岸
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還有牛魔王!
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牛魔王,這是天賜良機
讓他們看看你的真本事
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不要...我能在天宮裏工作,已心滿意足
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你有點抱負好不好?
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你現在該做的,是去找叫敖廣的老弟
跟他好好談談
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不好意思吧...
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牛魔王,來...
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好朋友之間,我有個想法
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我真的看好你
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相信你,你自己得要相信自己
這是個好機會
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你一定要去拜訪小阿魚!
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跟我來
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歡迎大家來參加盛大無比的蟠桃會
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第一個獎,是最佳恐怖神獎
得獎的是,殭屍!
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你說過這次我可以講話!
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你可以,不是時候
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這是我的天宮啊!
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你好
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你好面熟啊
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誰我猜猜
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你是仙女落花沉月,對吧?
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猜錯了,我是玉面公主
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超臭記性,該死...
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不是了,這是我的朋友鐵扇公主
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你好
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公主姐姐,你們知道龍王在哪裏嗎?
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我們有重要的事跟他說
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-重要的事?
-是的
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下一位一品大聖,就是我這位好朋友
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-牛魔王
-別聽他開玩笑
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嘩!你好厲害!
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別不好意思啊,你跟她們說說你的
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西遊取經的那個想法!
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人家沒心情聽我嘮叨
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是你不想講吧
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好吧,再見
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對不起!這不是我的意思!
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我說超渡、啟蒙這些事
聽起來沒意思啊?
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有沒有意思,應該由我說了算吧
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是這樣的,在西天有一個國家叫印度
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聽說他們有很多佛學真經
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要打開這些真經,我們需要先找到金箍棒
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真經是寫在卷軸上,對吧?
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對,但也不是完全對
真經的智慧是無處不在的
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可以在卷軸上,也可以在雲彩上
甚至是石頭, 或者螃蟹
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那太神奇了
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我也有同感
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我兄弟厲害吧
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所以說,取經就是去取螃蟹?
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我還要感謝各位神仙
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每年我都說了
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下次就頒這個奬給別人吧
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謝謝
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喂,那是不是你們要找的龍王?
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你怎麼沒告訴我,他還是個帥哥啊?
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時機到了!
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鐵扇公主還沒向我說...
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快點
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快點!
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(閒神勿進)
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你丟人嘛,不是能力問題,是態度問題
你知道吧?
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牛魔王,也許可助你一臂之力
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-謝謝鐵扇公主
-不用謝
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走吧...
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別忘了是誰給你開門就成了!
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這是什麼?
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給點禮儀好不好?
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這麼好的女孩,你要讓她先把話講完
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你想多了,你要把注意力放在小鯉魚身上
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快點...我要乾死了!
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小鯉魚
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輕一點...小心一點!疼死了!
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慢一點...
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讓我看看
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留長指甲?
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這是故意弄疼我
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-在下不敢,敖廣
-敖廣?
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有點禮貌好不好?你忘了我是誰嗎?
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當然不敢忘,你是龍王爺嘛
223
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這樣的魚腥味,誰不知道啊
224
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,852
你說什麼?
225
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,270
沒說什麼
226
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,397
「沒說什麼」
227
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,608
哎喲
228
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,447
還不快點去裝水?
229
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,616
等着我變餅乾嘛?
230
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,618
馬上去...我們這就給你去拿水
231
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去啊!
232
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,624
無用
233
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,636
你幹嘛?
234
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,350
快點把他叫醒,別耽誤我們的事
235
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,353
都不成了,他工作這麼忙,還身擔重任
236
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:19,108
「身擔重任」?才不相信啊
237
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,276
唏
238
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,862
(如意金箍棒)
239
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,701
悟空,別碰啊!
240
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,078
你幹嗎大驚小怪?
241
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,831
好吧,我現在就去溜溜
242
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:38,377
什麼時候這小鯉魚醒了,你來叫我啊
243
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,212
悟空,別...走
244
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,675
你是誰?
245
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,305
尊敬的龍王,打擾你了
246
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,056
你是誰?
247
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,893
我是牛魔王,我在貢品部工作
248
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,562
露利!炳文!
249
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,689
我乾死了!
250
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:00,441
尊敬的龍王
251
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,903
我可幫你在身上灑水
252
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,405
喂!你是白痴啊!
253
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,073
這是馬桶裏的水!
254
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:11,577
-我不知道這是馬桶!
-你們兩個去了哪裏?
255
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:16,081
-你怎麼進來的?
-剛好路過看到龍王,想跟他說說關於...
256
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:20,044
關於什麼?有什麼委屈,就找投訴部門
257
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,587
-我們這個不管
-不是委屈
258
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,256
尊敬的龍王,如果我的想法冒犯你
259
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,008
請原諒我,是這樣的
260
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:31,847
在西天有個國家叫印度
聽說他們有一本佛學真經
261
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,140
天啊
262
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,060
真舒服
263
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,483
如果我們派一個代表團去西天,說不定...
264
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:47,696
別忘了我的背後,還有我的屁股
265
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:56,455
說不定取回真經,可以促進天宮
跟其他各界的交流,一起共同發展
266
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,168
他又睡覺了,是不是?
267
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,504
這還要問嗎?
268
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,965
聽到呼嚕聲,是睡着了
269
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,971
我跟你說,我可不僅僅是美顏王
270
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,306
我還是戰神!
271
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:18,435
其實我更欣賞你的美顏,好帥!
272
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:21,647
出來了!你在裏面,還真夠久的了
273
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,190
他是我兄弟!
274
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,985
-怎麼啦?還好嘛?
-不怎麼樣
275
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,277
什麼意思啊?
276
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,613
他們說,那裏不是我這樣的人能待的地方
277
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,699
不是你這樣的人待的地方?
278
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,033
不過
279
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:37,329
他們說得沒錯
你想一想,我是誰,對吧?
280
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,498
這個渾蛋王八蛋
281
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,624
跟我走!
282
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:12,823
-悟空,你要幹嘛?
-借用一下,完了後再還給他
283
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,118
當然,要看它表現如何
284
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,053
走啦...
285
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,348
大家好!
286
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,603
今天,我想說一件事
287
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,900
我沒有愛過你啊!
288
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,653
我愛的,是你的妹妹
289
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,241
你瘋了?
290
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,453
謝謝大家!看戲吧...
291
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,122
喂,該你了
292
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,124
悟空,你要我上台幹什麼?
293
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:07,211
我讓你幹嘛?讓你幹你早該幹的事
294
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:11,256
讓你昂首挺胸上台,讓你亮亮你的真本事
295
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,759
勇敢一點,去吧
296
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,260
你給我這個幹嗎?
297
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,387
這就是你說的金箍棒啊!
298
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:20,182
牛魔王,為了下一個一品大聖
299
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,392
去吧...
300
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,736
什麼回事?他手裏也有如意金箍棒?
301
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,331
當我打開我心懷
302
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:48,418
-真摯的我站起來
-我問你啊?
303
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:53,298
勇敢無畏向前衝
304
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:57,302
充滿智慧濟蒼生
305
00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:01,932
你問我是誰
306
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,144
我是牛魔王...
307
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,690
這一個不錯...
308
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,151
你先下去吧...
309
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,027
今天晚上最後一個...
310
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,155
也是最重要的一個
311
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,366
天宮永恆成就獎!
312
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,620
各位神仙、大王
313
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,748
大家準備好了嗎?
314
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,543
我聽不到你們
315
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,295
大家準備好了嗎?
316
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,505
有請敖廣!
317
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,515
我的金箍棒啊?
318
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:47,144
親愛的,你先下去休息一下
下面的節目我來主持
319
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:50,689
大家是不是覺得,王母娘娘該休息了?
320
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,361
帥哥,你先下去休息一下
321
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,783
各位朋友們,大家玩得開心嗎?
322
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,453
現在,你們可能
323
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:08,624
在問自己:「怎麼這猴子在台上了?」
324
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,003
其實我站在台上,完全是個意外
325
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:17,341
如果不是我的魔王兄弟,我都來不了這兒
326
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,552
雖然我沒來過天宮
327
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:25,474
但我兄弟跟我說過很多天宮的事
我也大約有個概念
328
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,101
但是,說實話
329
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,687
天宮不怎麼樣
330
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,400
大家別誤會,你們的聚會還成
331
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:40,739
我的意思是,在冠冕堂堂下面
全都是虛偽
332
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:44,368
你祝賀我,我祝賀你,誰都可拿獎
333
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:48,413
你看最後這個大獎,天宮永恆成就獎吧
334
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:51,208
一萬年風風雨雨
335
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,502
就為了一條小鯉魚
336
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,507
這不是自欺欺人嗎?
337
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,676
誰不知道他是條小魚啊
338
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,887
大家仔細看看,他像龍嗎?
339
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,558
我不是說,是魚就不好
340
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:13,522
我是說這個所謂的龍王,也沒什麼本事
341
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:20,404
其實恕我直言,在座的沒一個是有真本事
342
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:24,408
奇怪的是,在你們這裏愈是沒本事的人
343
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:27,619
愈是仗勢欺人!
344
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:31,248
今天,我跟我的兄弟就要把這種不平等
345
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,126
改過來!徹底打翻!
346
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,182
不錯吧?
347
00:21:54,104 --> 00:22:00,694
你哪裏來的神仙,我不知道
但我等了一萬年,才等到這一天
348
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,529
你不生氣?
349
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:04,656
生氣啊?
350
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:11,038
我開心也來不及
你是第一個在這裏敢說實話的人
351
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,581
你是開玩笑了?
352
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,126
我從來沒這麼認真過
353
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,879
認真的讓我覺得
354
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:22,716
你應該是下一個一品大聖!
355
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,472
你現在肯定是在開玩笑的
356
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:32,976
我能看出來,你不喜歡這地方
357
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,103
我也不喜歡這地方
358
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:38,273
所以我們是同一路人
359
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:41,735
你接我的班,真好
360
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,154
可是,我不想接你的班啊?
361
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,947
那就對了
362
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,867
-你明白我的意思嗎?
-不明白
363
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,913
告訴我你叫什麼名字,猴子?
364
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,665
別叫我猴子,我叫孫悟空!
365
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,460
還挺敏感的
366
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,337
沒關係...
367
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,006
你做了一品大聖
368
00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:06,176
你想叫什麼,就叫什麼!
369
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,470
恭喜啦,孫悟空!
370
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:10,931
先生們、女士們
371
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,975
讓我們熱烈歡迎敖廣的接班人
372
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:16,353
下一任一品大聖
373
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:17,979
是齊天大聖!
374
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:20,732
好,是齊天大聖!
375
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:21,775
孫悟空...
376
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,590
今晚的意外太多了
377
00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:47,676
沒錯
378
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,220
你兄弟呢?
379
00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:53,432
我沒有兄弟了
380
00:23:55,976 --> 00:24:01,815
有時間到我家玩玩吧
火焰山其實挺美麗的
381
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:03,859
我可以為你作嚮導
382
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:09,656
好啊,說不定哪一天,我就真的去
383
00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:13,535
鐵扇,我們走了吧
384
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:16,496
我想吃麵
385
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,708
後會有期了,牛魔王
386
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:28,258
魔王,你去哪裏了?找你半天了
387
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,844
哪也沒去,一直在這裏等你
388
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:36,057
老弟你說,今天是不是跟做夢一樣?
389
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,143
我沒有這感覺
390
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:45,025
其實我在台上的時候
有一刻覺得真的是在做夢
391
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,487
不過沒事,我們達到目的了
392
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:52,449
-是什麼目的?
-跟他們平起平坐啊
393
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:58,038
不過我比他們還高出一層
這就說明我可以提拔你
394
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,290
根本不是那麼回事
395
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:03,502
怎麼不是?我是齊天大聖了
396
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,378
我想幹什麼就幹什麼了
397
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,215
對你來說,這應該是好事吧?
398
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:14,679
悟空,我原來不想帶你來參加聚會
399
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,433
怕你會拿我開心,讓我出醜
400
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:25,190
可是我告訴我自己,悟空是我的兄弟
我應該帶他來
401
00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,860
牛魔王,你生氣了
402
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:33,532
我不是拿你開心,我是督促你
我又相信你
403
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:38,036
別找借口,你督促我
是因為你想我跟你一樣
404
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,121
跟我一樣有什麼不好?
405
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:42,457
你需要的,是跟我一樣的自信
406
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:48,129
自信?你是我見過最不靠譜的人
407
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,674
那你是抵不得我?
408
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,467
那你是大渾蛋
409
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:56,429
魔王,說真的,你要是聽我的話...
410
00:25:56,429 --> 00:25:57,722
我怎麼沒聽你話?
411
00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,099
我就是聽了你的話
412
00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:00,392
我才成了笑柄
413
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:03,061
我做我自己就對了!
414
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,854
做你自己?
415
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:07,440
人家把門的就不讓我們進來!
416
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,776
把門的是不讓你進來
417
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:15,156
是嗎?是誰把我們弄進來的?
是誰讓你見到龍王的?
418
00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:18,368
你自個沒本事把握機遇,你賴誰啊?
419
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:23,039
我跟你說,當老好人,什麼都得不到
420
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:25,625
你想得到什麼,必須自己去搶!
421
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:26,960
所以你搶到了
422
00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:31,381
好吧,我就說
423
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:36,428
你根本就當不了一品大聖!
你從來就沒有實力!
424
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,365
你剛才問我,知不知道自己是誰
425
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:01,870
我回答不出來,現在我可以回答你了
426
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,373
雖然我不知道自己是誰
427
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,792
但是我知道我不是誰
428
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,003
我不是你
429
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:12,213
我也永遠不想跟你一樣!
430
00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:14,841
我也永遠不想跟你一樣...
431
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:42,952
等等
432
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,207
你還是回去吧
433
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:57,258
真的嗎?你不反對?
434
00:27:57,258 --> 00:28:01,221
反對不反對,你的路要自己走
435
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,391
如果不是的話,代價太昂貴了
436
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:10,397
我認識一個人,他能幫你
他了解很多情況
437
00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:12,607
但你要格外小心才成
438
00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:15,026
謝謝,爸!
439
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:32,502
阿進...你好
440
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:35,880
維辰?
441
00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:39,175
-你去了哪裏?
-抱歉,我爸帶了我回家
442
00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:43,012
好吧,我之前有點擔心你,老兄
443
00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:44,097
我沒事的...
444
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,267
我只是消失了一天,現在我回來了
我有個新計劃
445
00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:51,062
你不只消失了一天,你有一個月沒出現過
446
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,023
-什麼?
-阿進!
447
00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:56,192
走吧!快上巴士
448
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,510
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