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你落地的動作

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還需要練習

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這是我的個人風格

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來,跟我走一走

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練習你的英文

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我們為什麼在這裡?

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我想知道你到底想做什麼

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我想尋找東西

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藉此阻止牛魔王意圖顛覆玉皇大帝的計畫

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然後你就自然而然地
來到了地球上的高中?

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我知道聽起來很扯,但我做了一個夢

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有一隻白鶴告訴我
會有人帶領我找到第四卷卷軸

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我只需冒險一搏

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你說這是白鶴告訴你的?

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-對
-就像《芝麻街》的大鳥嗎?

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滿大隻的

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這隻白鶴也叫你偷走
你爸的如意金箍棒嗎?

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沒有

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那是我自己的主意

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我需要用來解開卷軸

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你有好好保管嗎?

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有

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這件事容不得你開玩笑

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我們仍不知道它真正的力量
黑暗勢力也在尋找它

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相信我

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再說,找個更好的藏匿地點吧

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為什麼你和你爸老愛把東西藏在耳朵裡?

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觀音菩薩
妳認為我追尋我的夢是錯的嗎?

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你覺得呢?

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我不這麼認為

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那我就會支持你

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但我要你知道,過程會很辛苦且危險

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跟我說說這個

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會帶領你找到第四卷卷軸的人

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他叫王進

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但他還不知道他能指引我

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那你怎麼知道就是他?

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只是一種感覺

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那你就要想辦法贏得他的信任

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凡人不太可能跟著猴子去尋找卷軸

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我該怎麼得到他的信任?

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跟他做朋友

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別忘了,你世界的命運岌岌可危

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觀音菩薩

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我準備好回去了

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回去?

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我們從沒離開過

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我只是想確定你真的想這麼做

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現在是什麼情況?

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歡迎來到你的新家

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好耶

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《西遊ABC》

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抱歉,今天其實是披薩船日

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-一整船的披薩嗎?
-不,是...

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其實我也不知道為什麼要取這種名字
基本上就是披薩

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好,去吧,去吃你的披薩船

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但明天要吃我做的午餐喔

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謝謝,媽

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-早安,爸
-早安

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進,也許你應該再去足球隊徵選一次

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-看看他們願不願意再給你機會
-這樣應該行不通,媽

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你至少可以問問看,而不是默默接受結果

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-去跟老闆談談
-教練

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對,我是指教練

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如果不開口,什麼都不會改變

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嗨,維辰

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-嗨,進
-還好嗎?

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很好,我還在熟悉我的新住處

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老實說,我找到了
我跟你說過的虎蓮漫畫書

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不會吧,太好了

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說到這個...

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這真的是很棒的禮物,但是

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我知道這是你爸的東西,我收下會很怪

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進,你是我的新朋友,我希望你能收下

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你下課後應該來我家,我拿漫畫書給你看

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其實呢

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我現在真的沒時間看漫畫之類的

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我需要專心做其他事

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好

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再說,我上週過得不太順

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我得想辦法彌補過錯

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但我們還是能約出去玩

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真的很謝謝你,那個東西很酷

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裡面還有祕密夾層之類的

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-回頭見
-再見

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嗨

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那是新的《沼澤異形》嗎?

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我也看了

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我不太喜歡他的角色設計

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開什麼玩笑?

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DC漫畫把這部作品交給邁克柏金斯之前

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《沼澤異形》看起來就像
髮型很亂的《鬼靈精》

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-我就知道這樣會惹你生氣
-好喔,去死啦

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我真的很抱歉

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沒有成功進足球隊喔?

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去死啦,你很過分

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對,我是沒有進足球隊,但是...

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我很懷念跟你一起玩

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和你討論漫畫,還有你老是愛吐槽我

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你什麼都講錯,不吐槽也難

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經過上週的事後,你還好嗎?

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還可以

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我想大家應該會漸漸忘記這件事吧?

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這取決於一些條件

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例如什麼?

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聽說週末奧西多谷中學
在其中一條走廊搞破壞

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大家今天也許會討論

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希望囉

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再說,有些話題
在社群媒體上傳播得比較快

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例如,尤達寶寶還很夯

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他實至名歸

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但竟然沒人討論
馮迪索的舞曲《感覺我認識妳》

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什麼?

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看吧

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好,希望我是馮迪索,而不是尤達寶寶

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因為我想跟教練談談,請他讓我...

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我想向他證明我有資格進足球隊

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我要告訴他,我不會惹是生非...

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-從誰開始?
-從我們開始

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-我們想要什麼?
-伸張正義

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-從誰開始?
-從我們開始

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看來你是尤達寶寶

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進,真高興見到你

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我們文化社一定會全力支持你

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身為社長,我會確保在找出幕後黑手前
我們不會善罷甘休

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你們沒必要這樣

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-我們想要什麼?
-伸張正義

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-從誰開始?
-從我們開始

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太扯了吧?

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美得很扯

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-我們想要什麼?
-伸張正義

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-從誰開始?
-從我們開始

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-我們想要什麼?
-伸張正義

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-從誰開始?
-從我們開始

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-我們想要什麼?
-伸張正義

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-從誰開始?
-從我們開始

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賽門

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-早安,派翠克
-早

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為什麼要用氣音說話?

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我不知道,只是想找點樂子

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聽著,老闆在茶水間跟大家聊天

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我們應該過去

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我得工作

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拜託

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來啦,你說過你想多跟老闆聊聊

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現在機會來了

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再說,你要趕在白癡馬屁精之前進去

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-好
-對

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誰是白癡馬屁精?

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沒錯

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老闆,如果想知道怎麼煎肉,找我就對了

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好,你說說看

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三個字,後煎封

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小火慢煎六分鐘,最後開大火煎三分鐘

155
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-這樣就行了
-天啊,也許我應該雇用你來煎肉

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有人在看美足聯盟球賽嗎?

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什麼?

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我有看,賽門,我看了舊金山49人的比賽

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你的幻想是誰?

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《幻想球隊》,那個遊戲

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對喔,那...

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我現在是第一名,去年也贏過

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-輕輕鬆鬆贏了一千兩百元
-天啊,很厲害耶

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我今年進了兩個聯盟

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你也許能給我一點建議
我的四分衛這一季應該沒辦法踢了

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好,別擔心

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熱門球員的表現不一定很優異

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就是這樣,大家一開始喜歡挖角四分衛...

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-嗨,進,能跟你談一下嗎?
-嗨,蘇琪,好,怎麼了?

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大家都很支持我們對那個影片的抗議

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我們要發起運動

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我甚至能讓校刊編輯報導這件事

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妳不就是校刊編輯嗎?

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對,但我想透過正當管道接受採訪

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我覺得我們真的很需要你的聲明

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我的聲明?

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聽著,這對文化社來說很重要

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但除非你帶頭,不然我們什麼都做不了

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抱歉,蘇琪,我做不到

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嗨,蘇琪

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我是妳的同學維辰

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嗨,進,最近好嗎?

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嗨,很好,有什麼新鮮事嗎?

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沒什麼

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-上週末你有做什麼事嗎?
-有

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我爸本來要教我開車

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但他很忙,所以沒教我

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其實沒做什麼事
我不知道為什麼要回答有

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我...我想跟你道歉

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為什麼?

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你之前邀我出去,我覺得有點過意不去

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也許是因為我們的對話讓你分了心...

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不...不,沒關係

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沒關係,我沒事

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我一點都不希望妳覺得過意不去

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但她真的很在意

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對了,我們都覺得
上傳那個影片的人很沒品

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再說,防彈少年團是我全世界最愛的男團

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-露比,別說了
-幹嘛?是真的啊

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謝謝,但真的沒關係

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我想大家很快就會遺忘這件事了

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各位,請注意

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文化社想要宣布一件事

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{\an8}(我們反對仇恨)
(伸張正義)

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{\an8}代表性

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{\an8}「亞裔族群的代表性」

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{\an8}我不代表我的種族
但我要為自己的外貌辯護

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{\an8}我並沒要求生而為日本人
但請正視我的存在

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還有時間?該勇敢發聲了

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00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,466
沉默是共犯,讓我心智衰弱

211
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,427
現在我想請一位同學

212
00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:20,971
針對最近的網路攻擊發表評論

213
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,056
孫維辰

214
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,688
各位同學,我是維辰

215
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:32,817
今天我想向各位談談我的朋友王進

216
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,820
他很聰明,而且特別

217
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,824
他很幽默,還是體育健將

218
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:42,535
我和王進一樣是華人

219
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,913
所以攻擊他就是攻擊我

220
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:48,457
因此我要為他發聲

221
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:51,335
{\an8}該是時候討回公道了

222
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:54,463
{\an8}伸張正義從我們開始

223
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,966
{\an8}從我們開始...從我們開始

224
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,092
{\an8}還有一件事

225
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,886
{\an8}維辰不只來聲援他的朋友

226
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,180
他還幫我們找出製作影片的幕後黑手

227
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,557
-大家自己看吧
-天啊

228
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,142
{\an8}把影片停在第六秒

229
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,769
{\an8}然後拉近獎盃展示櫃上的倒影

230
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:10,062
{\an8}非常明顯

231
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{\an8}是格雷華勒斯

232
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是格雷

233
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:15,192
從我們開始...從我們開始

234
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,987
這是霸凌,這是攻擊

235
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,239
格雷必須承擔後果

236
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:24,326
從我們開始...從我們開始

237
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,767
賽門

238
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,280
約翰,嗨

239
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,492
我通常會把車停在那裡

240
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,203
你常常這樣嗎?

241
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,955
我午休時通常也會工作

242
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,166
但今天我得做點別的事

243
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,169
把邦喬飛的音樂開到最大聲嗎?

244
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,088
對

245
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,133
來,我給你看個東西

246
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,515
抱歉打擾到你,約翰

247
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,769
我之前在一盒舊照片中找到這張

248
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,942
你看起來很帥

249
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,652
謝謝,我也這麼覺得

250
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,403
我妻子可不這麼想

251
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,490
這是1987年的《難以捉摸》巡迴演唱會

252
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,574
天啊

253
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,577
我連續參加了三天

254
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:51,664
三次

255
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,252
是傑夫貝克的獨奏,開大聲點

256
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,212
好

257
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,472
嗨,進

258
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,182
嗨,格雷

259
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,977
-你要去哪?
-只是上體育課

260
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,061
好

261
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:18,399
聽著,我...我只是想告訴你,你是好人

262
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,109
謝謝

263
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,986
對,你知道我也是好人吧?

264
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,571
對,當然

265
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,782
對了,你今年沒成為低年級隊員真可惜

266
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,828
對...但大局已定,對吧?

267
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,248
其實我和阿蓋教練很要好

268
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,583
因為我是校隊隊長

269
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,543
如果你想要,我可以幫你跟教練說情

270
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,253
等等,真的嗎?你真的願意嗎?

271
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,964
對,有何不可?就像我說的,你是好人

272
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,008
好啊,那就太好了

273
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,176
-交給我
-謝謝

274
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,637
-對了...
-怎麼了?

275
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,807
基尼校長認為搞笑影片的事

276
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,977
違反了學校的反霸凌規範

277
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:58,272
對,這一季幾場比賽我都不能上場
你能相信嗎?

278
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,524
對...對,太爛了

279
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,484
對,說真的,我...

280
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:05,529
我只是為了逗其他校隊隊員笑
才拍那個影片

281
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,116
你應該聽聽他們說了什麼

282
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,035
比我糟多了

283
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,204
我剛想到一件事

284
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:17,833
既然我替你跟阿蓋教練說情
你也幫我跟校長說情吧?

285
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,296
你就讓她知道我們是朋友,我是好人

286
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,840
好嗎?

287
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,801
聽我說

288
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,720
-我應該要去上課了
-好

289
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,306
我不想遲到,之後再聊,好嗎?

290
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,224
好啊,再見,進

291
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,435
請進

292
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,479
嗨,阿蓋教練,能跟你談一下嗎?

293
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,732
我聽說儲藏室有浣熊的事了,我會處理

294
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,485
不,其實我是要談足球隊的事

295
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,823
進,嗨,請進

296
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:56,622
我想對上週足球隊徵選發生的事道歉

297
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,667
你是指你攻擊崔維斯嗎?

298
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,876
對,就是這件事

299
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:05,255
我想我只是太想進足球隊,一時情緒失控

300
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,387
進,我是足球隊教練

301
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,515
但你知道誰是真正的人生教練嗎?

302
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,060
你要說耶穌嗎?

303
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,062
不,我想說的是「我們的錯誤」

304
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,438
好,抱歉

305
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:24,566
聽著,我知道你過得不太順利

306
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,403
我也看到大家在抗議,我理解你的處境

307
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,487
我唯一的問題是

308
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:32,241
你能將這個挫折轉換成動力嗎?

309
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,828
可以,教練,我可以,一定可以

310
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,830
無論是什麼重責大任,我都能承擔

311
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,667
的確是重責大任

312
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,294
我要求學校董事會蓋一間新的重訓室

313
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,879
他們應該誤會我的意思了

314
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:49,425
因為他們給了我一個新空間
但卻沒有買任何設備

315
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,552
你能幫我放好器材嗎?

316
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,971
當然可以,教練,我馬上開始

317
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,682
我要...我先拿輕的

318
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,976
再越拿越重,這是我的計畫

319
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,479
很好,如果你充滿動力
在下午之前把這裡整頓好

320
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,898
也許我們就能安排你進足球隊

321
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,111
加油,白鶴隊

322
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:26,920
豬八戒?

323
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,590
他是來找金箍棒的

324
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,222
最愛的專輯

325
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,348
《榮耀之光》

326
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,017
《新澤西》

327
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,227
-最愛的歌
-《把你的手交給我》

328
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,437
《聖大非》

329
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,190
真有趣

330
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,943
我年輕時,我朋友有一張盜版唱片

331
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,280
那首歌給我美國的感覺

332
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,202
你看過他們的現場表演幾次?

333
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,706
賽門,真的嗎?

334
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,210
以前在我的國家沒什麼機會聽到

335
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,879
但沒關係,我有我的車

336
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,424
太可惜了

337
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,718
以前的表演真的很令人難忘

338
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,179
充滿衝勁和活力

339
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,014
感覺自己無所不能

340
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,017
很有衝勁定下遠大的夢想

341
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,228
沒錯

342
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,899
說到遠大的夢想...

343
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,236
你應該知道,我在這間公司打拚了十年...

344
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:36,907
我怕我忘了
你得聽聽我在網路上找到的翻唱樂團

345
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,284
他們叫做「你讓樂團聲名狼藉」

346
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,702
他們太厲害了

347
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,204
好,真棒

348
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,207
但我一直想要問你,約翰...

349
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:49,670
真高興我們更認識彼此了,賽門
還好沒有太遲

350
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,171
太遲?

351
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,923
在我離開公司前

352
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,051
你知道我下個月要退休了吧?

353
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,762
-我不知道
-對

354
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,640
我得承認我很期待呢

355
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,726
恭喜

356
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,145
謝謝

357
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:20,117
進,進,嗨,我一直在找你

358
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,327
也許你沒注意到,我有點忙

359
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,037
好,但我想要你收下這個

360
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,373
什麼?不要,我已經說過我不想要

361
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,584
進,拜託收下,這對我來說很重要

362
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,211
-為什麼你那麼氣我?
-我不知道

363
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,630
也許我不喜歡成為全校的討論話題

364
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,715
我不懂

365
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,384
文化社的人說
我幫你說話,你一定會很開心

366
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,720
他們當然會這麼說,他們在利用你

367
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,889
其他人都在看你笑話,如果你不介意

368
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,308
-我要搬這些啞鈴
-進,我來幫你

369
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,476
不用,你已經幫夠多忙了...

370
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,520
你是怎麼做到的?

371
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,166
認真嗎?

372
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,651
你今天和教練談過了嗎?

373
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,402
談過了

374
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,950
你明年能再參加一次

375
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,452
對,我只是...

376
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,373
我以為今年會不一樣

377
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,791
只是這樣而已

378
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,877
你為自己爭取了,進,這最重要

379
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:58,298
這樣才能達成目標,這是一種能力

380
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,469
明年再加油

381
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,106
我準備好發表聲明了,太大聲了,抱歉

382
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,649
你什麼時候想要說?

383
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,359
現在說如何?

384
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,528
把桌子清空

385
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,990
{\an8}不好意思,各位,我想跟大家講一件事

386
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,535
我想要宣布事情

387
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,122
話說...

388
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,458
大家應該都認識我了吧?

389
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,711
上週大家都在傳我的搞笑影片

390
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,797
裡面有我
和《蠢到沒藥醫》那個老節目的角色

391
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,758
我知道很多人覺得影片很冒犯人

392
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,095
我想針對這點來回應

393
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,180
大家不一定要接受我的想法

394
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:50,392
{\an8}但我個人認為這只是無害的玩笑

395
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,935
他到底在搞什麼?

396
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:54,646
-他想變成馮迪索的舞曲
-我其實不太介意...

397
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,106
-什麼?
-就說吧

398
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,232
該做何感想

399
00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:01,028
但我覺得所有人都應該關注更重要的議題

400
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:04,448
例如拯救北極熊
還有為什麼一個月只有兩天披薩船日

401
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,575
-我們能一起克服難題的
-好耶

402
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,538
還有一件事

403
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,460
格雷華勒斯是好人

404
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,919
他也是我的朋友

405
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:22,841
我真心覺得他不是有意要冒犯別人

406
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,304
對,就這樣,謝謝大家聽我說

407
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:31,183
繼續喝蛋白飲或其他的...

408
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,895
好,不好意思,我要下桌了

409
00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,284
這麼早回來喔?

410
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,464
沒有話要跟我說嗎?

411
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,846
妳一定猜不到昨天發生什麼事

412
00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:11,348
我沒有要猜喔

413
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:15,310
我的老闆約翰...

414
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,272
他比我還喜歡邦喬飛

415
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,233
好

416
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,360
我跟他工作這麼多年

417
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,655
從來沒有在他辦公室聊這麼久

418
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:30,784
那你有跟他說
你為什麼這麼多年都沒有升職加薪嗎?

419
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,456
他幫不了我了

420
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,333
他下個月就退休了

421
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,585
我太遲了

422
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,800
你真的沒有把它當作一個機會來看喔?

423
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,094
什麼啊?

424
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,930
怎麼這麼笨啊?

425
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:55,892
你老闆退休
就表示說你的公司有一個職位空出來

426
00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:57,811
那就是你的機會啊

427
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,188
你很奇怪耶你,什麼沒有機會?

428
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:02,858
我?

429
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,819
我管理整個部門?

430
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:06,820
對啊

431
00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:09,906
我沒想過

432
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,199
有,你有想過

433
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:13,952
你只是沒有說出來而已啊

434
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,163
好,我幫你說

435
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:17,664
我可以當主管

436
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,624
我是公司資歷最高的

437
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,001
我可以的,加油

438
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:29,843
今晚吃什麼?

439
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:30,844
我幫妳

440
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:38,435
教練,你找我嗎?

441
00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,187
我等等再回電給你

442
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:42,272
嗨,進

443
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:47,444
結果那個滅火器被掛錯了位置

444
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:51,448
保險公司說這是區域辦公室的錯
不是我們

445
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:53,074
換句話說,你僥倖逃過了

446
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:54,576
但謝謝你

447
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:56,703
他們現在得幫我建另一間重訓室

448
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,499
太好了,你要我幫忙擺設嗎?
因為我可以...

449
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,584
不用,沒關係,我自己來就好

450
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,212
我找你來的真正原因

451
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:08,089
是想告訴你,我很欣賞你要求再試一次

452
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:09,257
這樣很勇敢

453
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:10,550
-真的嗎?
-真的

454
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:14,554
另外,其中一個校隊隊長告訴我
你在徵選時的表現很有潛力

455
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:16,264
他似乎真的很相信你

456
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:23,980
明天下午三點半,不要遲到

457
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,608
好,我一定準時到

458
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,867
感覺如何?

459
00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:38,286
什麼?

460
00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:41,456
讓你同胞的努力付諸東流

461
00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:44,042
蘇琪,我照妳說的做了,好嗎?

462
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:47,045
我已經發表聲明了,妳還想怎樣?

463
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:50,048
你確定那是聲明嗎?還是是足球隊徵選?

464
00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:52,968
聽我說,蘇琪

465
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:56,972
我知道我不是妳心目中
那種勇敢又英勇的發言人

466
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,433
但說真的,我只想當個普通人
做些平凡的事

467
00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:03,228
例如,跟我朋友出去玩,踢踢足球

468
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,772
聽著,要勇敢發聲很難,進

469
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:07,482
我知道

470
00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:08,942
但是...

471
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:12,487
很多人沒辦法為自己發聲

472
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:15,407
像我們這種人必須為他們發聲

473
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:21,162
我不同意你今天的決定
但你願意說實話也挺可貴的

474
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:26,626
話說回來,你為什麼想當普通人啊?

475
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:34,676
豬八戒

476
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:38,013
臭小子,膽敢偷東西啊?

477
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:40,724
看我怎麼收拾你

478
00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:46,896
你看,是薯條

479
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,449
開什麼玩笑?

480
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:20,930
維辰?

481
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,545
好了,我知道,我出來了

482
00:27:58,134 --> 00:27:59,969
維辰?這是怎麼一回事?

483
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,600
如果我爸都阻止不了我

484
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,601
那你就更不可能

485
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:12,232
告訴他,等我找到我要找的東西
自己會回去

486
00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:16,444
進

487
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,182
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