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你落地的動作...

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還需要練習

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這是我的個人風格

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跟我來吧

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練習一下英文

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為何我們來這裏?

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我想搞清楚你心中大計的每一步

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我要踏上征途

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嘗試阻止牛魔王,推翻玉皇大帝這件事

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這段征途
很自然地引領你到地球上的高中去吧?

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我知這很瘋狂,但我發了一個夢

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一隻鶴現身告訴我
有位嚮導會帶我找到第四卷經書

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我只需鼓起勇氣冒險

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你是說有隻鶴來告訴你?

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-沒錯
-就像大鳥一樣?

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頗大隻

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這隻鶴亦叫你偷走你爸的如意金箍棒?

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沒有

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那是我的主意

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我要它來找出第四卷經書

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你放它到安全地方吧?

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對

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此事千萬不可大意

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它的力量無窮無盡
邪惡力量也會去尋找它

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相信我

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去找個更好的地方藏好它

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為何你跟你爸總堅持要藏東西在耳中?

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觀音菩薩,你認為我逐夢這做法有錯嗎?

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你覺得呢?

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我不認為有錯

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我就支持你

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但我要你知道,過程會非常困難和危險

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再跟我談多些這位嚮導

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你說他會成功引導你找到第四卷經書

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他叫王進

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但他仍未知他是我嚮導的這件事

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你怎知他就是你的嚮導?

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這只是我的預感

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你必須找方法獲得他的信任

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沒太多凡人會跟着一隻猴子踏上征途

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我怎能獲得他的信任?

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嘗試成為他的朋友

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記住,你們世界的命運隨時會失衡

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觀音菩薩

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我已準備好回去

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回去?

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我們從沒離開過

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我只想搞清楚,這是否你的真正願望

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這裏是什麼地方?

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歡迎來到你的新屋企

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好啊

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《西遊ABC》

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抱歉,今天是吃薄餅船的日子

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-薄餅船?
-不,只是...

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其實我也不知為何這樣叫它
跟薄餅沒分別

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好吧,就吃你艘船

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但明天你要吃我的食物啊?

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謝謝,媽媽

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-早晨,爸爸
-早晨

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阿進,或許你該再去足球隊試腳

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-看看他們會否給你第二次機會
-制度不是這樣,媽媽

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最少你去爭取一下,別只接受別人的決定

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-去跟你的老闆談談
-是教練

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我是指教練

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若你不努力爭取,不會有任何改變

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維辰

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-阿進
-你好嗎?

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很不錯,慢慢習慣了我的新屋企

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而我之前說的《空高人》漫畫
我找到了給你看

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不是吧,好犀利

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提起這件事...

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禮物很不錯

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但我有點不好意思據為己有
因這是你爸送給你的

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阿進,你是我的新朋友,我想送它給你

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不如你放學後過來,我可給你看這些漫畫

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事實上...

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我現在沒空看漫畫之類

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我還要集中應付其他事

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好吧

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還有,上星期有頗多波折

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我必須補救一下

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但我們該找時間一起玩

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再一次謝謝你,這東西很不錯

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還有神奇暗格之類

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-遲些見
-拜拜

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喂

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那本是新一期的《沼澤異形》嗎?

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我也看過啊

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我不算超級喜歡這種人物設計

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你說笑吧?

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DC 將漫畫交給邁克柏堅斯創作前

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沼澤異形看來像
梳了可怕西裝頭的聖誕怪怪傑

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-我早知這樣說會激到你
-你個衰人

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我真的要向你道歉

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你在選拔中出局了?

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你個衰人

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我入選不了球隊,但...

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我懷念跟你相處的日子,老兄

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我懷念我們一起討論漫畫
你會反駁我看法的時光

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你所有看法都是錯的,這絕無難度

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上星期的事後,你還捱得住嗎?

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我沒事

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我感覺大家最終都會忘記此事吧?

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這取決於一些因素

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例如什麼?

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事實上,奧薛圖谷學校的一道走廊
給人恣意破壞

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今天人們大概會談論此事

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希望是吧

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在社交媒體
有些話題會比其他話題被淡忘得更快

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例如,尤達寶寶仍是熱話焦點

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這很應該

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但沒人再討論雲迪素的跳舞樂曲
《Feel Like I Do》

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什麼?

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就是了

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我希望我是衰鬼雲迪素,而不是尤達寶寶

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因我想跟教練談談,讓他給我...

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我想向他證明,我值得成為球隊一份子

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也告訴他我不會令大家分心...

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-誰要開始爭取?
-只有我們!

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-我們要求什麼?
-公義!

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-誰要開始爭取?
-只有我們!

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你是尤達寶寶啊

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阿進,真高興認識你

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請你明白,文化學會將全力支持你

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身為主席,我可向你保證
若未查出誰是始作俑者,我們絕不收手

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其實沒這必要

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-我們要求什麼?
-公義!

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-誰要開始爭取?
-只有我們!

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有點太過火吧?

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她鬼火咁靚

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-我們要求什麼?
-公義!

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-誰要開始爭取?
-只有我們!

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-我們要求什麼?
-公義!

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-誰要開始爭取?
-只有我們!

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-我們要求什麼?
-公義!

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-誰要開始爭取?
-只有我們!

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喂,西門

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-早晨,柏得烈
-是的

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為何我們要小聲說話?

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事實上我不知道,只是寓工作於娛樂

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聽住,老闆正在休息室跟人閒聊

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我們該去看看

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但我有工作要完成

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來吧,老友

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你說過要跟他多點面對面交談吧?

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現在機會來了

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你更要趕在傻佬麥豬兜現身前進去

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-好的
-對

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誰是傻佬麥豬兜?

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是的

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老闆,你若要找人談肉食
我就是你的人選

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即管講來聽聽

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簡單講,逆轉高溫快煎

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先用細火慢煎 6 分鐘
再用大火煮 3 分鐘

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-搞掂食碗麵
-厲害,或許我該請你來煮

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有誰會看 NFL 美式足球?

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什麼?

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我有啊,西門,我有看 49 人隊的比賽

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你的夢幻隊如何?

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他說的是夢幻足球隊遊戲...

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這個啊...

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我贏了第一名,上年也是

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-贏了 1200 元,沒什麼大不了
-厲害,認真犀利

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我今年加入了兩個聯賽

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或許你可給我些貼士
我的四分衛今季可能已沒法上陣

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好吧,絕對沒問題

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受歡迎球員不常發揮出水準

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事實上,人們喜歡一開始
就儘快找來四分衛...

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-阿進,可否跟你談談?
-蘇絲,當然了,什麼事?

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人們對這單搞笑短片事件有很大反響

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我們正組織一個運動

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我甚至跟校報編輯私下有聯絡

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你不就是校報的編輯嗎?

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是的,但我很想以正常程序處理此事

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我認為你真的需要發表一份聲明

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由我發表一份聲明?

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文化學會很重視這議題

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但若你不挺身而出,我們什麼也做不到

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很抱歉,蘇絲,我做不到

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嗨,蘇絲

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我是維辰同學

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阿進,你還好嗎?

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我...還好,你又如何?

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還過得去

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-上周末你有做過什麼嗎?
-有啊

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我爸本要教我駕車

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但他太忙,最終沒教我

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其實我也不知為何我會答...有做過事情

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我...只想道歉

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為了什麼?

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你...當時在邀請我一起出去
我感到有點內疚

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或許我們說話時,令你分了心...

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不...沒問題的

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我沒事...

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我...不想你因任何事而內疚

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但她真的感到內疚

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而且我們覺得,放搞笑短片上網的人
真的很衰

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防彈少年團也是我在世上最喜歡的樂隊

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-露比,別再說了
-什麼?這是事實

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謝謝你們,但我真的沒事

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我覺得此事隨時也會被淡忘,對吧?

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各位,請留意

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文化學會想宣告一件事

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{\an8}(我們憎惡仇恨,公義)

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{\an8}代表

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{\an8}「亞洲人代表」

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{\an8}我不是為我的種族而發言
我為我的外表而發言

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{\an8}我從沒要求成為日本人
但請看看我

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有空閒時間?就要勇於發言!

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沉默就是幫兇,令我頭痛欲裂!

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現在我想邀請某人上來

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評論最近的網上欺凌事件

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孫維辰!

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各位同學,我是維辰

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今天我想跟你們談談我的朋友,王進

216
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,820
他很聰明,是位特別的男孩

217
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他既有幽默感,也很有運動細胞

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跟阿進一樣,我也是華人

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他受人欺凌,也等於我受到欺凌

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我因此為他努力奮鬥

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{\an8}現在是爭取公義的時刻

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{\an8}只有我們爭取,公義才會彰顯

223
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{\an8}只有我們...

224
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,092
{\an8}還有一件事

225
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{\an8}維辰不單要維護他的朋友

226
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他也要幫我們指認出始作俑者

227
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-你們可以自己看看
-天啊

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{\an8}短片播到第 6 秒,按下暫停

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{\an8}只要放大畫面,就可看到獎杯櫃的倒影

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{\an8}答案清楚不過

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{\an8}那人是格里華萊士!

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就是格里!

233
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只有我們...

234
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這是欺凌事件,是人身攻擊

235
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格里必須面對後果

236
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只有我們...

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西門!

238
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約翰,嗨

239
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,492
我通常會泊車在那邊

240
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,203
你經常這樣做嗎?

241
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,955
我通常會在午飯時間工作

242
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,166
但今天我要做些事情

243
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,169
要大聲播 Bon Jovi 的音樂嗎?

244
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,088
對

245
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,133
來吧,我想給你看點東西

246
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,515
抱歉騷擾到你,約翰

247
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,769
我在一箱舊照片中找到這張相

248
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,942
你看來很不錯

249
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謝謝,我也這樣認為

250
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但我妻子不太同意

251
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,490
那時是 1987 年的 Slippery Tour

252
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,574
犀利

253
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,577
我連續三晚都有去

254
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:51,664
看了三次啊

255
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,252
Jeff Beck 要獨奏了,開大聲點

256
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好的

257
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,472
阿進

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00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,182
格里

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00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,977
-你要去哪裏?
-只是體育堂

260
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,061
好的

261
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:18,399
我只是...想讓你知道,你是個好人

262
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,109
謝謝

263
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,986
你也知道我是個好人吧?

264
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,571
當然

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00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,782
只是...你今年不能打入校隊的預備組
認真不幸

266
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,828
沒錯...必須接受現實吧?

267
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,248
事實上,我跟 G 教練頗熟絡

268
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因我是隊長之類

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若你想的話,我可幫你美言幾句

270
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,253
等等,真的?你會這樣做?

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00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,964
有何不可?我已說過,你是個好人

272
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,008
那會非常好

273
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,176
-那就這樣說定了
-謝謝

274
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,637
-還有...
-什麼事?

275
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,807
堅妮校長認為整單搞笑短片事件

276
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,977
違反了學校的反欺凌政策

277
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:58,272
我可能要錯過今季的幾場比賽
很難以置信吧?

278
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,524
對...真不幸

279
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,484
老實說,我那樣做...

280
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:05,529
只為逗其他校隊隊友笑一下

281
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,116
你該聽聽他們說什麼

282
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,035
更不堪入耳

283
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,204
我剛想到一件事

284
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:17,833
既然我為你向 G 教練進言
你也可代我向校長說幾句吧?

285
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,296
你可讓她知道我們是朋友,我亦是個好人

286
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,840
好吧?

287
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,801
聽住

288
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,720
-我大概該去上堂
-對

289
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,306
我不想遲到,遲些再說吧?

290
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,224
沒問題,遲些見,阿進

291
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,435
進來吧

292
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,479
G 教練,你有空嗎?

293
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,732
我已聽說儲物室有浣熊出現,我會處理

294
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,485
其實我想談談足球隊的事

295
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,823
阿進,進來吧

296
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:56,622
我想為上星期選拔時所發生的事而道歉

297
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,667
你在說你推倒崔法斯一事?

298
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,876
沒錯,是那件事

299
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:05,255
我該太想加入球隊,因此失去理智

300
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,387
阿進,我是足球隊教練

301
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,515
但你知道生命中真正的教練是誰?

302
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,060
你要說耶穌嗎?

303
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,062
不,我想說是「我們犯過的錯誤」

304
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,438
沒錯...抱歉

305
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:24,566
我知你正面對一些困難時刻

306
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,403
我見到出面有人示威,我理解你的心情

307
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,487
我唯一的問題是

308
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:32,241
你能否化悲憤為力量?

309
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,828
是的...教練,我絕對做得到

310
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,830
你有任何重任,都可交託給我

311
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,667
你一提起重任

312
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,294
我要求校董會設置一間新的健身設備室

313
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,879
我想他們誤解了我的意思

314
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:49,425
他們真的給我新的房間
卻沒買過任何新設備

315
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,552
你可以幫我整理這地方嗎?

316
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,971
沒問題...先生...教練,我立即動手

317
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,682
我要...先處理輕一點的器材

318
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,976
再處理重一點的,那就是我的計劃

319
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,479
很好,若你夠衝勁在今天下午完成任務

320
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,898
或可談談加入球隊的最後一個名額

321
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,111
加油,鶴隊

322
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:26,920
豬八戒?

323
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,590
他是來找金箍棒的

324
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,222
我最愛的專輯

325
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,348
《Blaze of Glory》

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00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,017
《New Jersey》

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00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,227
-最愛的歌又如何
-《Lay Your Hands On Me》

328
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,437
《Santa Fe》

329
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真有趣

330
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,943
我年輕時,我朋友有一張盜版唱碟

331
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,280
那首歌令我想起美國

332
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,202
你看過他們幾多次現場演出?

333
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,706
西門,真的嗎?

334
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,210
我以往住的地方,很少機會能看到

335
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,879
但沒問題的,我可在車上聽

336
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,424
真可惜

337
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,718
當年的演出真精彩

338
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,179
充滿朝氣又夠活力

339
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,014
感覺自己像神一樣

340
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,017
夠年輕,可以追尋大夢想

341
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,228
沒錯

342
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,899
談起大夢想...

343
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,236
我加入這公司已有 10 年時間...

344
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:36,907
趁我還未忘記
你該聽聽我在網上找到的這一支翻唱樂隊

345
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,284
他們叫「You Give Love A Band Name」

346
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,702
真是天才

347
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,204
對,很好

348
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,207
但我一直想問你,約翰...

349
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:49,670
很慶幸趁還未太遲之前
我們這樣交流過,西門

350
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,171
趁還未太遲?

351
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,923
是趁我還在這裏工作

352
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,051
你知我下個月退休吧?

353
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,762
-我不知道啊
-沒錯

354
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,640
我承認,我的心情頗興奮

355
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,726
恭喜你

356
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,145
謝謝

357
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:20,117
阿進...我一直在找你

358
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,327
若你真的沒留意到,我現在有點忙

359
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,037
好吧,但我只想你保存這東西

360
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,373
什麼?不,老兄,早跟你說過
我不想收下它

361
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,584
阿進,就拿着吧,這對我很重要

362
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,211
-為何你對我這麼生氣?
-我不知道,老兄

363
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,630
或許我不想在大庭廣眾
成為全校的討論對象

364
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,715
我不明白

365
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,384
文化學會的人說 ,你想我發聲維護你

366
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,720
他們當然這樣說,因他們在利用你,老兄

367
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,889
其他人都在嘲笑你, 現在若你不介意

368
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,308
-我有些重物要搬
-阿進,等我幫你

369
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,476
不用,老兄,我想你幫夠了忙...

370
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,520
你怎樣做到的?

371
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,166
真的嗎?

372
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,651
你今天跟教練談過嗎?

373
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,402
有啊

374
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,950
明年再參加選拔吧

375
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,452
對,我只是...

376
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,373
還以為今年會很不同

377
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,791
僅此而已

378
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,877
你發聲爭取過,阿進,這點才最重要

379
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:58,298
你想要的東西,就要這樣為自己爭取
這才是你的力量泉源

380
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,469
下年再去吧

381
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,106
我已準備好發表聲明,那太大聲,抱歉

382
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,649
你想幾時發表?

383
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,359
不如現在吧?

384
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,528
執好張枱

385
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,990
{\an8}不好意思,各位,我想作出宣佈

386
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,535
我想發表聲明!

387
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,122
那麼...

388
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,458
你們都知我是誰吧?

389
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,711
上星期流傳了一段關於我的短片

390
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,797
將我與舊電視節目《沒法修理》的片段
剪輯在一起,製作搞笑短片

391
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,758
我知很多人認為這段片帶有侮辱性...

392
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,095
所以我想正視這議題

393
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,180
我不想教任何人如何看待此事

394
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:50,392
{\an8}但以我來看,這只是個無關痛癢的玩笑

395
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,935
他究竟做什麼?

396
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:54,646
-他想做雲迪素的跳舞樂曲
-對我個人沒帶來什麼困擾...

397
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,106
-什麼?
-就是了

398
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,232
...如何看待此事

399
00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:01,028
但我想我們該向前邁步
處理更重要的事情

400
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:04,448
例如拯救北極熊
或爭取每個月不該只吃兩次薄餅船

401
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,575
-團結一致,就可克服難關
-對!

402
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,538
還有一件事

403
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,460
格里華萊士是個好人

404
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,919
他是我的朋友

405
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:22,841
而我...真的不相信他有意冒犯任何人...

406
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,304
就是這樣...多謝大家聽我說

407
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:31,183
繼續飲高蛋白奶昔或任何你們...

408
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,895
不好意思,我只想跳下來

409
00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,284
這麼早回來喔?

410
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,464
沒有話跟我說嗎?

411
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,846
你一定猜不到昨天發生什麼事

412
00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:11,348
我沒有要猜啊

413
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:15,310
我的老闆,約翰...

414
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,272
他比我還喜歡 Bon Jovi

415
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,233
好的

416
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,360
我跟他工作這麼多年...

417
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,655
從來沒有在他辦公室聊這麼久

418
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:30,784
你有跟他說
你為什麼這麼多年都沒有升職加薪嗎?

419
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,456
他幫不了我了

420
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,333
他下個月就退休了

421
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,585
我太遲了

422
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,800
你真的沒有把它當作一個機會來看?

423
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,094
什麼?

424
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,930
怎麼這麼笨?

425
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:55,892
你老闆退休
就表示說你的公司有一個職位空出來

426
00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:57,811
那就是你的機會啊

427
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,188
你很奇怪啊?什麼沒有機會?

428
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:02,858
我?

429
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,819
我管這整個部門?

430
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:06,820
對啊

431
00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:09,906
我沒想過

432
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,199
你有想過...

433
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:13,952
你只是沒有說出來而已

434
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,163
我幫你說

435
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:17,664
「我可以當主管」

436
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,624
「我是公司資歷最高的」

437
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,001
「我可以的,加油」

438
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:29,843
今晚吃什麼?

439
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:30,844
我幫你

440
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:38,435
教練,你想見我嗎?

441
00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,187
我遲些再打給你

442
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:42,272
喂,阿進

443
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:47,444
看來滅火筒掛在不妥當的地方

444
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:51,448
保險公司說這是本區政府的責任
而不是我們

445
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:53,074
換句說話,你走運了

446
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:54,576
但也要多謝你

447
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:56,703
現在他們真的要幫我
建一間全新健身設備室

448
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,499
那真好,你想我幫忙嗎?因我...

449
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,584
不用了...我自己來

450
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,212
我想跟你談的真正原因

451
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:08,089
是我想話你知
我很欣賞你過來要求第二個機會

452
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:09,257
你表現出膽識

453
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:10,550
-真的?
-對

454
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:14,554
而其中一位校隊隊長說
你在試腳時表現出充分的潛質

455
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:16,264
他看來很相信你的潛力

456
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:23,980
明天 3 時 30 分,別遲到

457
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,608
好,先生,我明白的

458
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,867
這樣感覺如何?

459
00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:38,286
什麼?

460
00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:41,456
讓整個社群的發展倒退了三步

461
00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:44,042
蘇絲, 你要求過的我都做了,好吧?

462
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:47,045
我已發表聲明,你還想怎樣?

463
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:50,048
你肯定那是聲明嗎?
還是你要得到足球隊選拔的機會?

464
00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:52,968
蘇絲

465
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:56,972
我知我不夠勇敢
沒潛質成為你心目中的英雄發言人

466
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,433
但老實說,我只想做個平凡人
做些平凡的事

467
00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:03,228
例如跟朋友玩和踢足球

468
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,772
要大膽發聲並不容易,阿進

469
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:07,482
我知道

470
00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:08,942
但是...

471
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:12,487
有很多人在外面,沒有發言權

472
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:15,407
要靠像我們這樣的人為他們發聲

473
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:21,162
我不同意你今天的決定
但我尊重你說了真話

474
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:26,626
而且,為何你想做一個平凡人?

475
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:34,676
豬八戒

476
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:38,013
臭小子,膽敢偷東西啊?

477
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:40,724
看我怎麼收拾你

478
00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:46,896
看吧!是薯條!

479
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,449
不是吧

480
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:20,930
維辰?

481
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,545
好,我認輸了...

482
00:27:58,134 --> 00:27:59,969
維辰?搞乜啊?

483
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,600
如果我爸都阻止不了我

484
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,601
那你就更不可能

485
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:12,232
等我找到我要找的東西,自己會回去

486
00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:16,444
阿進!

487
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,182
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