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I have to say,
I'm a little surprised
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to see you back here, Dwayne.
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I'm also back here.
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Less surprising
for whatever reason.
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You know, we were
on our way to the plane,
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and I started to think
about what you were telling me
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about your family.
- Sorry to intrude,
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but Bibi Storrs has arrived.
- Bibi Storrs?
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Hey!
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Thanks so much for having me.
I had a great flight.
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I turned on "Hussies"
and went straight so sleep.
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- It is so nice to meet you.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm just wrapping up here.
I'll be with you in one moment.
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Oh, no problem at all.
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Hey, Randall.
Is that Dwayne Johnson?
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Bibi Storrs.
- Bibi--
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hear a lot
of great things about you.
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Oh, you may not realize this,
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but you just met
your new best friend.
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- Hey, best friend.
- Oh, hey!
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Okay, I'll show you
to your room.
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- Kay, thank you so much.
- She is the host
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of my favorite morning show.
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She's actually my favorite star
after you, Dwayne.
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Ah.
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Thank you.
- Yeah, my guess is
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that Taft sent her
here as a backup,
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you know, and try to
get that trade deal done.
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- Ah...
- We cohost
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the same morning show.
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"Chatterbox"?
No.
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Yes, it's called
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"Chatterbox with Randall Park
and Bibi Storrs."
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- Seriously?
- Yeah, I mean, that sounds
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like a fun show.
I gotta watch it.
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I'm sorry--
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so you were saying
about my family?
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Yes, so I was thinking
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about what you were telling me
about your family
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and the legacy
of their business,
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and it very much so reminded me
of my own family,
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particularly a time
when we were living in Hawaii.
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After months of fighting,
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my mom and dad had
put their frustrations
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with Lars Anderson aside
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and settled their issues
with my grandmother.
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But the fans never knew that.
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This is a great illustration
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of the different kind
of bodies
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that can succeed
in pro wrestling.
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Macho Man vs.
the everyman, Lars Anderson.
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But wait--but that's
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Rocky Johnson
and Jake "The Snake"!
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They're WPW wrestlers.
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They're not allowed
to be here!
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Make no mistake,
this is an invasion,
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an unprecedented
security breach!
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I have never seen
anything like this
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in all my years
of pro wrestling!
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No, Jake!
No, no, put the snake away!
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That's what
I'm talking about!
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This is WPW's house now!
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That whole invasion?
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Staged.
PPPW and WPW
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were now working together
to build a rivalry storyline
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to drum up excitement
for something big:
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a Peter Maivia tribute show.
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And to sell the rivalry,
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we give every single match
big stakes.
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PPPW wrestlers face off
against WPW wrestlers
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for island supremacy:
seven matches, seven victors.
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Whichever promotion
wins the most matches,
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gets control
of Hawaii wrestling--
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Time's up.
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- Ambitious.
- Very.
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Okay, now, Lah,
your 30 seconds.
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Is the timer sort of,
I don't know, rigid?
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Hey, the system is working.
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You and Lah have
equal time to talk,
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and I don't have to deal with
you two beefing behind my back.
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Bruno?
- Lars, 30 seconds.
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Go!
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I smoothed things over with
Jim Crockett and the guys--
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brought 'em back in the fold.
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Extra good news:
he's sending over NWA star
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Kerry Von Erich.
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Good job, Lah.
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I love any Von Erich.
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They're absolutely
beautiful men.
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Um, about Ata's idea--
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I mean, seven v. seven
sounds like math.
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Wrestling only needs two guys
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in trunks,
going chest-to-chest--
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Time's up, time's up.
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I say we go with...
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Ata's gimmick.
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Yes!
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Now, if you wanna
guarantee a sellout,
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we can ask Cyndi Lauper
to sing the national anthem.
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We talked at Vince's party
in New York.
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I think she'd be into it.
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Bold, big, like Peter.
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The High Chief approves.
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While my parents and Lars
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navigated a tenuous alliance,
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I had gone
through a little growth spurt.
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Mmm, this papaya
is crazy ripe.
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Did you cut that yourself?
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You're not supposed
to play with knives.
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What are you
touching knives for?
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I thought you wanted me
to eat more fruit.
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Canned fruits,
bananas, oranges.
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- Pears.
- Plums!
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So how's planning going?
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What's do I get to do
for Grandpa's tribute?
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You will be in the ring
with the family
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for Peter's ten-bell salute.
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A time-honored method
of honoring those
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in the wrestling world
who have passed on.
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Cool, but what else you got?
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What, like a job, job?
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Come on.
I've worked for Grandma.
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I'm capable of a lot more
than standing in the ring
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and looking handsome as hell.
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Dewey.
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I'm ready
for real responsibilities.
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I'm not a kid anymore.
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In fact,
I'm no longer going by Dewey.
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That's a child's name.
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From now on,
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I'm Dwayne.
- Dwayne Johnson?
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That just sounds weird.
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You both came up with it.
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Okay.
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Dwayne.
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I just wanted to know
my role,
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and they told me
to shut my mouth.
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While I was tired of being
treated like a little kid,
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my mom set out to pay off
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my grandmother's faith in her.
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You got Gretchen Calamari.
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Hi, Gretchen.
This is Ata Johnson.
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I'm a wrestling promoter.
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Are you
Cyndi Lauper's publicist?
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Mm, and Jan Hooks'.
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Catch her this summer
in "Wildcats."
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Oh, okay.
Yeah, I will.
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Um, so we have
a big wrestling show coming up
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out here in Hawaii,
and I know it's a long shot,
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but I was just wondering
if Cyndi would maybe--
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Why don't we ask her?
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I'll patch you through
to Cyndi right now.
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Oh, really?
Just like that?
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Oh, honestly,
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I'm on a little bit of thin ice
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with her at the mo'.
I took my gatekeeping
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too seriously, and I hung up
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on the president of a major
motion picture studio.
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Anyway, long story short,
Cyndi Lauper will not be
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attending "Police Academy"
with Steve Guttenberg.
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Who'd you hang up
on this time, Gretch?
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God, it was one time, Cyn.
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One time.
- Hi, Cyndi, it's me,
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Ata Johnson.
We met at the WWF party
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in New York.
- Oh, yeah, of course.
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How are ya?
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I'm good, yeah.
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So we have
this big wrestling show
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coming up out here
to honor my dad,
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and you'd be perfect
to come out and sing
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the national anthem.
- Oh, wrestling?
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Hawaii?
America?
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I'm in!
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I know Hawaii's in America.
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But it's not like
the other parts, you know?
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It's detached--like my father, emotionally.
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Thank you.
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Look, I will personally see
to it
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that you're taken care of
when you come out--
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white glove.
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Gloves?
I--sorry, I can't remember
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which one.
- Fingerless gloves, hon.
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Give Gretchen all the details.
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I can't wait!
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She never says bye.
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Nice sell job, by the way.
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You know, I could throw
Jan Hooks into this deal.
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She could use a little sun.
Hmm?
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Uh-huh.
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All right,
just think about it.
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Okay, there are
a few important things
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that Cyndi needs
for every show:
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first off, limo service.
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With Cyndi locked in,
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my mom and Lars set out
to build hype
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with TV promos.
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Lars stayed on brand...
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'Cause I am
the tower of power,
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too sweet to be sour.
Yeah!
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Well, be careful,
because I've got more soul
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than I can control!
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Too many words.
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Bump chests.
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♪ I want it
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Harder.
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While my mom got
a little more creative.
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Time to take out
the WPW trash.
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Woo!
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So many legends
came to Hawaii
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to pay tribute to my grandpa.
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More chest.
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I'm giving it
as much chest as I got, man.
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Sheiky, baby, you are
making me chafe here!
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How am I doing?
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No notes, Sting.
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Then there was
the main event.
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Bold claims
from Lars Anderson!
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Hey, let me
tell you something.
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It'll be so easy to take
the belt from this potato...
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Wait, why aren't you the one
winning Grandpa's belt back?
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Bad News trained
under Peter for a long time--
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one of his protégés.
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But you're a protégé
and his son-in-law.
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Shouldn't it be you?
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Look, Lars would never drop
the belt to me.
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We hate each other.
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So in the spirit
of everyone working together
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to honor your grandpa,
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this old man had to set
his ego aside for this one.
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Do people
that put their egos aside
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usually talk in third person?
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I ain't taking crap from
a kid in white leather pants.
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These came
from the men's section.
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Yeah?
You look like a divorcé
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who flew in from Carmel.
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Did you lift those
off a Colombian drug lord?
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Beautiful pants, no respect.
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Peter is so handsome.
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Mm, handsome legs.
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Well, I think
I got the same legs.
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- What's that mean?
- Drink, brother.
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I like this guy.
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Staring at the man
or the bread?
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I can't believe
that's Kerry Von Erich.
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I have his poster in my room.
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Should I show him?
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No, that's kid stuff.
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Show him.
He's a nice guy.
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All right, just got word
that Ms. Lauper
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checked into her suite
in Waikiki.
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And you set up all the things
Cyndi's publicist asked for?
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Got all the mangoes
and everything.
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Perfect.
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Okay, everyone.
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Thank you all for being here.
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Peter had a very special place
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00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:06,197
in his heart
for each and every one of you--
258
00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,590
even you, Sheik.
259
00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,114
To the High Chief.
260
00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,290
- Yes.
- Yeah!
261
00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:14,641
All right,
who's got a Peter story, huh?
262
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,338
How 'bout that time
he beat up that dude
263
00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:18,601
who made fun of him
for eating with his bare hands?
264
00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,865
Or maybe
a more appropriate story
265
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:22,953
for our son to hear.
266
00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:25,260
I can hear the stories.
267
00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,696
What are you talking about?
268
00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,176
Disrespect our culture,
269
00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,526
and Peter would defend
the honor of all Samoans.
270
00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,528
With his bare hands
yet again.
271
00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,399
Sika!
272
00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:37,054
What about that story
from the bar in Japan,
273
00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:39,013
where he bite man
through his cheek?
274
00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,884
Uh, Billy some--
275
00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:43,365
My frustrations
had reached their peak.
276
00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:45,280
I'm not a little kid!
277
00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:48,588
I can handle the adult stuff.
278
00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:53,244
I agree.
279
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,681
- You do?
- Yes.
280
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:55,812
It is time.
281
00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,509
Would you do the honor
282
00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:59,424
of bringing Peter's belt
to the ring
283
00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,122
to start the ceremony?
284
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:03,690
Let's go.
Whoo!
285
00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:08,695
That's my boy.
286
00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,829
Showtime.
287
00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,483
I was excited
about my bigger role:
288
00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:18,139
helping my parents celebrate
my grandfather's legacy.
289
00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:28,018
♪ Got my back
against the wall ♪
290
00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,541
Five minutes till showtime, people.
291
00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,543
Pee now or hold it.
292
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:32,849
Gotta go.
Oh, yeah!
293
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,677
Sheik goes to big stall.
294
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:35,896
Hey, Ata.
295
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,681
We could flip
the Rocky/Macho match
296
00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,683
with Andre and Flair.
297
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,380
Flair's much better
when he gets to sleep in.
298
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,730
It's 4:15 p.m.
299
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,688
It's Ric Flair.
300
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,650
Well, I think
we keep it as is.
301
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,999
This makes more sense
for the flow
302
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:54,871
of the WPW vs. PPPW
scoring system.
303
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,438
Oh, national anthem time.
304
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,005
Can you grab Ms. Lauper
from her dressing room, please?
305
00:10:58,005 --> 00:10:59,441
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, she ain't in there.
306
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:00,442
What?
Why?
307
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,530
Never showed up.
308
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,749
For some reason,
Jan Hooks is here.
309
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:06,230
Now do Kitty Dukakis.
310
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,059
You said she checked
into the hotel, right?
311
00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,800
Oh, yes, ma'am.
Man, such a shame.
312
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,497
You know, what a waste
of an elegant mango tray
313
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:13,847
I set up for her.
- You make things
314
00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:17,720
too complicated,
this is what happens.
315
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,504
- Everything okay?
- Uh, no,
316
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:20,723
Cyndi Lauper is missing,
but don't worry.
317
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,246
I'm gonna go figure it out.
318
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,858
Just be back for the tribute.
Peter hates tardiness.
319
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,337
Okay, all right.
320
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,560
Gretchen Calamari.
321
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,910
Hi, Gretchen.
It's Ata.
322
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,825
Um, Cyndi is not here,
and the show is starting.
323
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:38,610
Oh, sorry.
Not my job anymore.
324
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:41,178
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did she fire you?
325
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,964
No, no, no, no, no.
I just turned 40,
326
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:46,357
and I was like,
"What am I doing with my life?"
327
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,751
You know?
So I am about to hop on a plane
328
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,884
to Belize.
I will patch you through
329
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,321
to Cyn-Cyn
for one last hoorah.
330
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,453
Four Seasons.
331
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,629
Mona Flambé's room, please.
332
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,546
I already have
plenty of towels.
333
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,200
No, Cyndi, it's me, Ata.
334
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,375
I'm here too, Cyn.
335
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,116
Gretch, how's Belize?
336
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:08,640
Not there yet,
but I will send you a postcard
337
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,990
as soon as I land.
338
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:13,210
Great, uh, Cyndi,
did our driver not show up?
339
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,952
He came, but his sign
had my name on it
340
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,259
instead of my alias,
Mona Flambé.
341
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:21,784
Well, fans saw it, and now
I can't leave the hotel.
342
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,873
Mona Flambé?
343
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,396
Oh, I thought you said
344
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:28,399
"mango flambé
in your dressing room."
345
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,618
Okay, well, stay right there.
346
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:30,924
I'm gonna pick you up
in the alley
347
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,926
outside your hotel.
- All right, sounds good.
348
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,449
All right,
you two ladies have fun, huh?
349
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:35,798
- Love ya, Gretch.
- Okay, thanks, Gretchen.
350
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,408
Love you.
Buh-bye.
351
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:40,194
And now, to start the night,
352
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,936
Peter's grandson will bring out
353
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,852
the High Chief's
championship belt!
354
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,948
It hit me
just how special it was
355
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,688
to be a part of this family...
356
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,348
To inherit the legacy
my grandfather started...
357
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,659
And to carry
that legacy forward.
358
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,490
It felt unbelievable.
359
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,840
Like, almost, I could feel
High Chief watching me.
360
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,450
High Chief watches
all of our matches.
361
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,713
When the temperature
in the ring drops dramatically,
362
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,019
it means he's bored.
363
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,543
Showing respect
to those who came before you
364
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,937
is the most mature thing
365
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,547
a man can do.
366
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,636
Dewey!
367
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,595
Wh--
is that your son?
368
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,727
Damn, you grew up.
369
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,468
See?
Cyndi Lauper gets it.
370
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,253
Yes, he's tall now.
We're all impressed.
371
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,777
Okay, gotta go.
- Oh, bye.
372
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:48,566
Folks,
all the old rivalries,
373
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,873
friends, foes, gambling debts
374
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,920
are all out the window.
375
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,748
Macho Man's body
repels baby oil.
376
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,664
It's spraying onto the fans.
377
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,101
I think it's genetic.
378
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,716
Sting and Sheik ready in two.
- Okay, she's here.
379
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,457
She's ready.
380
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:10,893
Hello, Cyndi.
381
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,982
You look just as beautiful
when you are late.
382
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,679
Oh, thank you, angel.
383
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:15,898
Okay,
so once the ring clears,
384
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,248
Cyndi's gonna go out and sing.
385
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,684
She's gonna sing
the national anthem
386
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:20,903
in the middle of the show?
387
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,122
She's Cyndi Lauper.
388
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,519
Wait,
389
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,651
Rocky just wrestled?
390
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:30,782
He's not supposed
to be on till later.
391
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,349
Lah changed it.
392
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:35,831
The stopwatch ran 30 seconds,
but you didn't object.
393
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,615
Because I wasn't here!
394
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,226
It's the fairest system
we have.
395
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,141
And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
396
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:43,795
to sing the national anthem,
397
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,015
right now, for some reason:
398
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,626
Miss Cyndi Lauper!
399
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,504
All right, Honolulu,
400
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,809
let's see if I can do this
401
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:58,985
without cursing.
402
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:01,944
We were all feeling good
403
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,946
until an old rivalry
reared its head.
404
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,081
Dad, what's wrong?
- I'll tell you what's wrong.
405
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,517
Lars changed the finish.
406
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,954
He's beating Bad News
and keeping Peter's belt.
407
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,303
Wait, he can do that?
408
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,001
He's doing it.
409
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,785
Damn it!
I knew this would happen.
410
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,308
A leopard
doesn't change its spots,
411
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,484
especially a lumpy-ass leopard
like Lars.
412
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,660
I don't know why--
maybe because we were honoring
413
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,184
my grandfather that night--
414
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,751
but I took the move from Lars
as a slap in the face...
415
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,318
Lars!
And I snapped.
416
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,885
How dare you
be so disrespectful
417
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:30,973
on my grandfather's night!
418
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,322
I'll beat your [bleep] ass!
419
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,765
Sting's brother-in-law
is from Iran!
420
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,550
I wonder how that's gonna play
into this match.
421
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,639
While I was going
toe-to-toe with Lars,
422
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,467
my mom was getting things
back on track.
423
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:49,600
Ugh, Lars got chip dust
on my clipboard.
424
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,732
Come to the locker room.
425
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,603
You won't believe
what Dewey just did.
426
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,304
After the fight,
there was only one person
427
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:58,783
who came up to talk to me.
428
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:05,790
Sticking up
for your grandfather...
429
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:09,403
Good for you, man.
430
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,187
Really nice guy,
431
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,320
and one of my heroes.
432
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,930
There he is.
433
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,846
Are you okay, Dewey?
Lars, is this true?
434
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:18,934
That your kid
tried to get his ass laid out
435
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,109
in front
of the whole locker room?
436
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,589
You changed the finish
to the main event
437
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,504
without talking to me.
- I made a business decision
438
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:24,679
when you were off playing
439
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:25,941
"Lifestyles
of the Rich and Famous"
440
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,856
with Cyndi Lauper.
- More like Lars
441
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,379
looking out for Lars.
- It's the wrong ending
442
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,554
for a tribute show.
443
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,600
They wanna see
a feel-good story.
444
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,602
They want the good guy
to beat the bad guy,
445
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,038
simple as that.
- Oh, we can do that
446
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,213
right here, right now.
447
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,171
- I'm fine with all that.
- Oh, are you?
448
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,260
Stop!
449
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,435
This fighting is unbecoming
450
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,524
of a night dedicated
to High Chief.
451
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,395
Get your panties
out of bunches.
452
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:49,051
It is time
for Peter's ceremony.
453
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,183
Now!
454
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:53,360
And now a tribute to the life
455
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,189
and legacy of Peter Maivia.
456
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:59,018
What started as a great
night for me ended up here:
457
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,498
all of us sad,
458
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,196
mad,
459
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,849
and ashamed
460
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:07,156
in front of everybody.
461
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,073
Yup, that really happened,
462
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,683
and those were my pants.
463
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:17,079
Please rise
for a ten-bell salute to honor
464
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,385
the High Chief.
465
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,740
Seeing how much
my grandfather meant
466
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,220
to all of these guys...
467
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,919
To my family...
468
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:33,443
I couldn't have felt worse
that I had ruined his night.
469
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,491
And here we are, folks,
the main event.
470
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,754
One of these gladiators
will bring home
471
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,757
Peter Maivia's
championship belt.
472
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,976
I'm sorry
I tried to fight Lars.
473
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,023
It wasn't
the right thing to do,
474
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,677
but believe me,
475
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,853
I understand why you did it.
476
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:55,770
Him disrespecting Grandpa
like that just made me so mad.
477
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,946
I wasn't even thinking.
I just--
478
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,513
I don't know.
479
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,776
Son, you don't think I wanna
fight people all the time?
480
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,169
With these jackhammers
for arms,
481
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,692
I can knock out
every Tom, Dick, and Harry
482
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,520
that pisses me off,
but I don't.
483
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,130
You know why?
- Lawsuits?
484
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,479
Yes, lawsuits,
485
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,699
but also, part
of being an adult
486
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:15,050
is setting ego aside,
keeping your cool.
487
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,095
Right.
488
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,706
Another part
of being an adult:
489
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,316
don't fight guys
a hundred pounds
490
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,796
above your weight class.
491
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:22,971
I would've had him.
492
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,320
No, absolutely not.
493
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,930
I would've been checking you
out of the hospital.
494
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:29,064
What?
495
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,892
A vicious clothesline!
496
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:33,373
He's going in for the pin.
497
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,896
One, two,
498
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,290
three.
499
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:42,295
And still Polynesian Pacific
Pro Wrestling Champion,
500
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:46,255
Lars Anderson!
501
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:52,914
All I wanted to do
was protect
502
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,655
my grandfather's legacy,
503
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,309
but there was nothing
I could do.
504
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:57,701
Lars! Lars!
505
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,138
How is
everyone's night going?
506
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,226
You got
what you wanted, Lars.
507
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,618
Don't rub it in.
508
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:02,619
I don't know
what you're talking about.
509
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,447
Enough.
510
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:07,885
All this time, you still
don't understand our business.
511
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:11,193
It doesn't matter
who Peter's belt is on.
512
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:14,631
We put it on who we want,
when we want.
513
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:17,678
She's right.
It's just business.
514
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:21,377
And we take it off
who we want,
515
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,378
when we want.
516
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,209
You're right, Lah.
517
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,689
It is just business,
518
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,256
but it's family business.
519
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,693
Next time you want
to change the finish,
520
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:33,998
you talk to us.
521
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,522
What do you mean?
I'm the booker.
522
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:36,697
I make the decisions.
523
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,351
Not anymore.
524
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,179
Ata decides now.
525
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:45,184
Now, if you'll excuse us,
526
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,708
I'm going to celebrate
this great night
527
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,492
the way Peter would've wanted:
528
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,668
with family
529
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:54,236
at Ruth's Chris Steak House.
530
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,894
If Peter was in your shoes,
531
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,765
he would've done
the same thing.
532
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,029
Wouldn't you, High Chief?
533
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,380
Turns out protecting
Peter's legacy
534
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,946
united the whole family.
535
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,948
But though the show was
a success,
536
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,341
my family's
wrestling promotion
537
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,734
never got back on its feet,
538
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,257
and instead of capitalizing
539
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:18,086
on the wrestling boom
of the mid-'80s,
540
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,088
we took a financial hit
we never recovered from,
541
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,873
which brings me right back
to you and your family
542
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,920
and your country's
coffee legacy.
543
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,748
Prime Minister,
you and your country
544
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,358
now have all the leverage,
545
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,926
and if there's anything that
you've taken from my story,
546
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:34,189
it's that if you don't strike
while the iron's hot,
547
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:38,237
then the moment
can pass you by.
548
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:42,371
What if we imported
the Gjelgjiughm coffee method
549
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,504
to the United States?
- Yes, but Dwayne,
550
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,419
the method is very complex.
551
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,465
That's why you'll send us
a select group of emissaries
552
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,119
who will oversee the growing.
553
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,425
In exchange
for the stewardship,
554
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,862
Gjelgjiughm will receive
a percentage of profit
555
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,603
for every coffee crop.
556
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:05,307
Let me think on it, and we
can reconvene in the morning?
557
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:08,658
Hey, I just wanted to say
thank you for my robe.
558
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,007
- Oh...
- It is the best robe
559
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,574
I have ever put on my body.
560
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:12,749
Go ahead.
561
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,011
Touch my sleeve.
- I don't need to touch
562
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:16,318
your robe, because
I also have a robe, Bibi!
563
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:19,365
Oh, there's my diva!
564
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:20,714
I have missed this energy.
565
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,679
Just--it'll keep going.