1 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:07,311 [tense music] 2 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:09,096 Dwayne, the country needs you 3 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:10,314 in this moment of crisis. 4 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:11,620 Of course, Mr. President. 5 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,361 You mentioned the national emergency. 6 00:00:13,361 --> 00:00:14,492 Yes. 7 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:16,320 America is in a difficult position 8 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,843 right now. We-- [notifications chime] 9 00:00:17,843 --> 00:00:20,150 Oh. Sorry. 10 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:22,457 It's Chatterbox. 11 00:00:22,457 --> 00:00:23,632 They want me to go to the zoo 12 00:00:23,632 --> 00:00:25,155 and cover the birth of a baby seal. 13 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:26,809 [scoffs] Ignore. 14 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:30,508 I thought you said he wasn't part of the press anymore. 15 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:32,728 Well, Randall is here as my good friend, 16 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:34,338 my very quiet, good friend. 17 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:38,212 You gonna throw that key away? 18 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:41,302 - Oh. - Just throw it--yeah. 19 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:49,397 - There you go. - Okay. Well, as you know, 20 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:52,095 the global coffee shortage is getting worse. 21 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,662 The people want a scapegoat, 22 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:56,056 so my approval rate is plummeting. 23 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,840 But there is a fix. 24 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,624 Are you familiar with the country of Gjelgjiughm? 25 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:02,192 Oh, took home to gold, silver, and bronze 26 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,151 in skeet shooting during the 2028 Olympics. 27 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:06,370 - No. - Then no. 28 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,111 Small country, fairly insular, 29 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,504 tends to keep itself out of the news. 30 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:12,768 But they have the perfect coffee-growing climate. 31 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:14,378 Beans to spare. 32 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:16,554 You throw one bean in the air, two come back in your face. 33 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:18,208 Now, I've proposed a trade deal 34 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:19,731 with their prime minister, Angela Honig. 35 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:22,125 But she rejected it immediately. 36 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:24,867 - Why is that? - Because she hates me. 37 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:27,087 She made that clear at a recent economic forum. 38 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,958 It was a hot mic situation. 39 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:30,481 [toilet flushes] 40 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:32,092 I mean, how in the world 41 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,919 did that idiot get elected? 42 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,269 Have you ever seen his hands? [stall door opens] 43 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:38,794 [scoffs] They are soft as marshmallows, 44 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:40,491 pillowy as a duchess. 45 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:41,492 [toilet flushes] Say what? 46 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:43,494 M-my-my mic is what? 47 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:45,540 Oh, my God. [loud thud] 48 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,108 Also, my hands are out of frame on purpose. 49 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,762 My hands are my best feature. 50 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:52,895 The prime minister will never make 51 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:54,157 that deal with me. 52 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:57,247 I have to be honest. It's getting tough. 53 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:59,162 I feel like in the eyes of the American people 54 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,337 I can't do anything right. 55 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:02,252 I understand. 56 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:03,427 You just can't please the people 57 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:04,820 no matter how hard you try. 58 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:08,084 Mr. President, can I share a story with you? 59 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:09,912 Ooh. [chuckles] He does this. 60 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:12,480 Back in 1997, 61 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,264 when I was wrestling as Rocky Maivia, 62 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:16,266 I'd gone from intercontinental champion 63 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:17,789 to afterthought. 64 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:20,096 Vince McMahon had lost faith in me as a star. 65 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:21,706 And just to sweeten the pot, 66 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:24,796 I'd done a number on my knee in a match against Mankind. 67 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:26,624 Hey, is there, like, a code that wrestler's use 68 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:28,235 to let each other know an injury is real? 69 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:29,453 Yeah, it's... 70 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:32,064 Ugh, my knee. Augh, I hurt my knee. 71 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,849 Let's get you out of here. 72 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:36,199 [cheers and applause] 73 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:37,853 [groans] 74 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,246 [bell dings] 75 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:40,595 Now, as a baby face, 76 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:41,813 the fans are supposed to love me. 77 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:43,075 Instead... 78 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:45,339 all: Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks! 79 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:47,341 They absolutely hated me. 80 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:48,820 You put your body on the line, 81 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,822 it's good to know they appreciate it. 82 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:52,041 You think this is the type of situation 83 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,825 where that saying, "add insult to injury" 84 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:54,826 comes from? 85 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:58,439 Yeah, probably, Bruno. Probably. 86 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,050 Die, Rocky, die. 87 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:04,053 I just have to smile and take it like--ah! 88 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:05,576 You all right? Your knee buckle? 89 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:08,013 No, one of those popcorn kernels 90 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:09,928 fell in my boot. - Damn. 91 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,539 Lord ain't grantin' you no dignity today. 92 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:17,022 all: Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks! 93 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:19,329 Ahh. 94 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:21,026 So what'd the doctor say? 95 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:22,245 She said no surgery. 96 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:24,639 So a couple months of rest and rehab 97 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,554 and I'll be good to go. - Oh. 98 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:27,859 That's terrible news, son. 99 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:30,601 Rocky, no surgery is great news. 100 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:32,255 Babe, don't sugarcoat it. 101 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,692 When a wrestler isn't over with the fans, 102 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:37,260 which you are not-- - Yes, I know. Thank you. 103 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,349 When you're not over and you get hurt, 104 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:40,916 that gives the WWF an opportunity 105 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,700 to cut you loose. - Hey! 106 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,572 Don't talk to him like that right now. 107 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,530 He is delicate. - I'm not delicate. 108 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:49,881 I say you are delicate; you are delicate, Dewey. 109 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:52,362 My dad was right. I felt like my career 110 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:53,798 once again hung in the balance 111 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:55,757 and I had no control over my fate. 112 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,499 But my family did the best they could to stay positive. 113 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:00,762 Honey, do you need another pillow behind you back? 114 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:02,590 Pretty limited on pillow options. 115 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:03,808 I'll pick you up some more. 116 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:05,375 Dany doesn't believe in throw pillows. 117 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:08,030 She says they just take up space. 118 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:10,119 They just take up... what? 119 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,990 [door opens] - Hey! 120 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,557 Oh, Dany! 121 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:16,995 Hi. Hi, Ata. How are you? 122 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:19,911 - Babe. How are you feeling? - Good. 123 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:22,392 He's puttin' on a brave face, Dany. 124 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:24,089 His career is hangin' on by a thread. 125 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:26,091 - Uh... - You know what? 126 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:28,224 Rocky, why don't you show Dany 127 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:29,747 your T-shirt designs from the gym. 128 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:31,401 Yes. 129 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:32,533 Dany, you're a businesswoman. 130 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:35,405 Give me your eyes. 131 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:36,841 So I had some merch mocked up... 132 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:38,060 - Mm-hmm. - For my wrestler training gym. 133 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:39,279 Okay. 134 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,802 - What do you think? - Let me see. 135 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:43,413 These are all the same. Mm-mm. Check the neckline. 136 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,981 Deep, deeper, and deepest. 137 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:49,550 I told him go deepest. 138 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,987 Popped pecks pay rent checks. 139 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,858 You gotta listen to your partner, Rocky. 140 00:04:53,858 --> 00:04:55,164 She's supposed to be a silent partner. 141 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:56,731 You said that, not me. 142 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:59,124 Well, I think it's great that you invested 143 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,517 in Rocky's new endeavor. 144 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,954 Just make sure that you have everything in writing. 145 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,826 - We don't need that. - We are family. 146 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,394 I'm gonna stay out of it. 147 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,004 But-but... 148 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,223 How's your ice? You need a new pack? 149 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:13,443 No thanks, Mom. I'm okay. 150 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:15,097 You sure you're okay? 151 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:17,012 Yeah, I'm feeling great. 152 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,492 Rehab went really well. 153 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:20,320 I can put my weight on my knee no problem. 154 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,104 Ah, that's great to hear, kid. 155 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:24,454 My only complaint is my physical therapist keeps 156 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:26,804 referring to it as "our knee." 157 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:27,675 [chuckles] 158 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:28,937 - Yeah. - Good, good. 159 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:31,635 So when do you think you'll bring me back? 160 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:33,985 Um, you know, I'll talk to Vince. 161 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:35,639 When we make a decision, we'll give you a call. 162 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:39,164 Cool. Cool. So, like, uh, when? 163 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:41,819 Exactly! Listen, I gotta go. 164 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:42,820 Keep up the good work, Dewey. 165 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:45,388 - Okay. - Au revoir. 166 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:46,563 [sighs] 167 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:51,046 - Anything? - [sighs] Super vague 168 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:54,136 about when or if they'll bring me back. 169 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:56,356 It's definitely when, not if. 170 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,619 I hope so. Though I'm not exactly psyched 171 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:01,273 to go back to being showered with "Rocky sucks" chants. 172 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:02,797 I know. 173 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:04,538 But you can't control whether people like you or not. 174 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:06,801 Well, unfortunately it's my job to control 175 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,498 whether they like me or not. 176 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:10,631 [sighs] - You know, you've got options. 177 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,023 What do you mean? 178 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,938 If wrestling doesn't work out, 179 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:15,462 you'll always have that criminology minor 180 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:16,637 from Miami. 181 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:18,465 [siren wails] 182 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:21,816 [radio chatter] 183 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:23,295 What do you got? 184 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:24,862 Detective Johnson, here's the victim. 185 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:27,561 [suspenseful music] 186 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:29,780 [sighs] Oh, God. 187 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,565 Another child. 188 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:34,437 Actually, sir, victim was full-grown adult male. 189 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:36,831 You're just really big. - Mm-hmm. 190 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:39,486 Good job, everybody. Mm. 191 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:41,096 I don't think that's my calling. 192 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:44,229 Maybe not, but my point stands. 193 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:45,709 You have great options in your life 194 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:46,928 no matter what happens. 195 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:49,104 Thanks, babe. 196 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:51,367 Although sometimes it's not about having options. 197 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:53,804 Hmm? Sometimes it's about knowing what you want. 198 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:56,720 Yeah? And you know what you want? 199 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:57,678 [upbeat music] 200 00:06:57,678 --> 00:07:00,724 I do. 201 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:02,378 ♪ 202 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:03,814 Dany and I had been thinking about getting married 203 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:05,468 since we moved in together. 204 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,252 But between her career and mine, 205 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:08,602 we could never find the right time. 206 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:10,778 ♪ 207 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,388 So we embraced my down time, 208 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,390 and threw the party of our dreams. 209 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:16,871 ♪ 210 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,263 After worrying so much 211 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:20,352 about what other people thought of me, 212 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:24,052 it felt good to focus on my own happiness for once. 213 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,793 I couldn't be happier for you, son. 214 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:28,883 - Thank you, Dad. - [chuckles] 215 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,885 She ain't pregnant is she? - Dad, no. 216 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:32,277 Okay, good. 217 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:34,149 'Cause she drinkin' a lot for a pregnant woman. 218 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:37,065 Oh, look at all these gorgeous presents. 219 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:39,720 Wait, what is that? 220 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:43,419 It's like a microwave that's also a radio. 221 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:48,076 The presets are defrost, popcorn, and Cool 101.5? 222 00:07:48,076 --> 00:07:50,121 Maybe keep it under your kitchen sink. 223 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:52,907 It's from Vince. I--is he not here? 224 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,909 I thought you said he RSVP'd "yes"? 225 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:56,563 He did. 226 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,869 What do you think it means he didn't show? 227 00:07:58,869 --> 00:08:01,089 I'm sure it just means he's busy. 228 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:03,221 Besides, today's not about the gifts. 229 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:05,746 It's about my beautiful boy and his darling wife 230 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:08,313 looking gorgeous and happy on their wedding day. 231 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:11,316 [chuckles] Mm! Ohh! 232 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:13,405 Mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm, mm... 233 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:16,017 This is gonna go on for about an hour or so. 234 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,758 - I'm more than good with that. - Mm. 235 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:19,324 My mom was right. 236 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:21,457 And I was grateful for all my friends and family 237 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:23,285 that were there to help me celebrate. 238 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,547 Can you say a few words 239 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:26,723 about Dwayne and Dany on their big day? 240 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:30,466 Look, I'm not gonna say I'm disappointed, but, uh, 241 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:32,120 I was really expecting a roasted pig 242 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,469 for this occasion. 243 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:36,603 So you work with Dany at Merrill Lynch, huh? 244 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,474 Yep. Dany is the best-- 245 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:41,303 I believe in an unbalanced portfolio. 246 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:43,871 Yeah. Risk and aggression-- 247 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:46,917 now that is what the Macho Man is all about, baby. 248 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:51,182 Yeah, dig it. [chuckles] 249 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:53,228 Sorry, I think I'm drinking out of your glass. 250 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:56,579 Can't keep it straight. [chuckles] 251 00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:00,583 Like, I purposely didn't eat pig yesterday 252 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,715 'cause I thought for sure that we were gonna 253 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:03,325 have pig today. 254 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:05,240 Yeah, Fa'amalo, Dewey and Dany. 255 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,285 And sorry for asking for that plus one. 256 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,461 She did not want to come. 257 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:12,247 And there-there-there's no-- 258 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:13,465 there's no pig. 259 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:16,860 [Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It"] 260 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,471 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby 261 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:22,387 ♪ Baby, baby, ooh, baby 262 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:23,693 So how long do we think 263 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,477 until one of these guys splits their pants? 264 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:26,522 That's why ol' Bruno always travels 265 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,655 with a sewing kit. [both chuckle] 266 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,265 Oh, look at that. 267 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:31,527 I didn't know that Dewey had moves like that. 268 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:34,748 All right, Dewey. Whoo! - ♪ Push it 269 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:35,879 That knee looks great, too. 270 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,533 Oh, he's been incredibly diligent 271 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:38,795 with his rehab. - Yeah. 272 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,014 I just hope it pays off. 273 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,276 You know how Vince can be. 274 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,886 It's like I always say, Vince doesn't send 275 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,671 a gold-plated microwave that's also a radio 276 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,194 to wrestlers he doesn't believe in. 277 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:47,587 Oh, that's what you always say, huh? 278 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,850 [chuckles] 279 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,112 ♪ 280 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:54,028 Hey, that's boy's got 10,000 lives. 281 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:56,900 And I don't think we've even seen three of them yet. 282 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,598 All right? - [chuckles] 283 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,818 ♪ Salt-N-Pepa's here and we're in effect ♪ 284 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:05,300 And I've known Dewey since he was yea high. 285 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:09,043 Come to think of it, I owe the kid a headband. 286 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,261 And say a few words 287 00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:12,437 about Rocky Johnson's new training gym. 288 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:15,789 At the corner of Freemont and Lemon Grove 289 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:19,836 next to the 24-Hour Tires. 290 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:20,968 24. 291 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:23,623 - Go there, Hulkamaniacs. - 24. 292 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:30,673 - Hey, Hulkster. - There he is. 293 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,762 Congrats, newlywed. - Hollywood himself. 294 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:33,807 Thanks for coming, brother. 295 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,156 Wouldn't miss it for the world. 296 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,592 I guess when the invite said black tie, 297 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,681 I forgot to mention black mustache. 298 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:39,813 I'll be honest, the bleach job 299 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:40,988 is hell on my nostrils. 300 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,250 Oh, yeah. It's hell on my eyes, too. 301 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,425 [both chuckle] 302 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:44,556 It's good to see you happy, brother. 303 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,210 Thank you. 304 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,821 Look, I've been catching you on "Raw," and I feel for you. 305 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,126 The fans can be cruel. 306 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:50,867 Yeah, I mean, they hate me, Hulk. 307 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:53,174 I mean, tonight's been amazing, but... 308 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,871 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried 309 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,481 about where my career is going. 310 00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,266 Look, you got more personality in you 311 00:10:58,266 --> 00:10:59,963 than what you're showing as Rocky Maivia. 312 00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,878 He's so... - Earnest? 313 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,358 I was gonna say punchable. [both chuckle] 314 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,447 But, yeah, earnest is good, too. 315 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:06,448 I just wish I could see you being 316 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,754 more of yourself out there. 317 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,799 You're good with words. You should use them. 318 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,322 I wish. 319 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,584 Right now it feels like I'm fighting 320 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,238 with one hand tied behind my back. 321 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:16,414 Well, hey... 322 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,851 here's to that wish coming true. 323 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,287 Cheers, brother. 324 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:20,418 You got any lactate? 325 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,550 My tummy ain't much for dairy. 326 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,814 - I, uh-- - Screw it. 327 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,382 I'll hit the dance floor and blame Macho. 328 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,297 - Okay. - Hey, Macho! 329 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,517 Now, what Hulk had said 330 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:33,823 was something that I had been feeling 331 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,303 for a while, which was, 332 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:38,480 there wasn't enough me in Rocky Maivia. 333 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,134 I just didn't know if I'd ever get the chance 334 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,352 to be more authentic. 335 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,658 But, you know, after my wedding, 336 00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,312 I was in a much better headspace. 337 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,836 I had taken control of what I could. 338 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,403 And I was also reminded 339 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,840 about how much I loved wrestling. 340 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,494 I was in the right place 341 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,365 to get a life-changing phone call. 342 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,237 Ready for the honeymoon express? 343 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:59,370 Don't tell anyone I said that. - I won't. 344 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,285 In a few hours, we'll be swimming 345 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,634 with dolphins in Tahiti. 346 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,375 Hey, how many do you think it'll take 347 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,334 to pull me around the pool, two, maybe three? 348 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,553 [chuckles] [phone rings] 349 00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,165 [phone beeps] - Hello? 350 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:13,297 Dwayne! Congratulations. 351 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,646 Hey, Vince. 352 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,651 I hear it was a beautiful ceremony. 353 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:20,783 Yes. Yes, it was. 354 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,742 Hey, and thank you for the microwave. 355 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,526 Don't use it. It's been recalled. 356 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:25,875 Cancer stuff. Terrible product. 357 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,355 I'm sending you a blender instead. 358 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,748 Oh. Okay. 359 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,141 So seems like rehab's been going well. 360 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,490 I heard you were out on the dance floor 361 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,753 cutting a rug with that knee. 362 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,972 Yeah, yeah, it has. I feel great. 363 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,147 Glad to hear it. 364 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,019 Looks like it's time to bring you back. 365 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,847 It is? 366 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,327 Great. Thank you. 367 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:46,156 What would you think about coming back as a heel? 368 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,028 - Heel? - Changing it up. 369 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,424 Honestly, I think that's a great idea. 370 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,035 I've been wanting to shake things up, 371 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:57,820 and I feel like I've got a lot more to offer the WWF. 372 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,517 We think so, too. 373 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,780 Okay. Excellent. 374 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,520 We'll see you in Biloxi in a week. 375 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,131 Okay. [phone beeps] 376 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,524 Biloxi in a week. - Ah! [chuckles] 377 00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:08,178 That's so weird. 378 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:10,441 Biloxi was my second choice for honeymoon destinations. 379 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,008 [laughter] 380 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:15,272 So Vince's plan was to have me turn heel 381 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,884 and join the Nation of Domination. 382 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:21,322 Now, you gotta understand, back then in the WWF, 383 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,585 they were all about grouping its wrestlers together 384 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:26,196 in crews and in factions. 385 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:29,417 And they were also all about just complete chaos 386 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,766 in the best way. 387 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,637 Yeah, I was a big Hart Foundation fan. 388 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:33,943 I like a guy with the confidence 389 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,379 to wear pink pants. 390 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:38,121 [chuckles] Well, our gimmick in the Nation 391 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,036 was militant Black badasses. 392 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,516 And I was put over by our leader, 393 00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:42,952 and one of my good friends, 394 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,215 the legendary Ron Simmons, who went by Farooq. 395 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:48,044 The official knocked silly on that one. 396 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,873 Wait a minute, there's Rocky Maivia. 397 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,222 What's he doing in the ring? 398 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:55,530 I loved Vince's plan for my match. 399 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,575 I'd go from a punchable good guy 400 00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,447 to one bad dude. 401 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:00,883 Booyah! 402 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,754 Wait, that was your "bad dude" look? 403 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,147 Are those denim shorts? 404 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,541 Hey, that was the fashion of the time. 405 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,717 What? Wait a minute! 406 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:11,502 Rocky Maivia's rehabilitation for his knee injury 407 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,069 has been complete. 408 00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,245 And what is going on here? - There's your winner, Farooq! 409 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,378 Then Vince had Farooq make me an offer. 410 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,597 Does sweet, smiling Rocky Maivia 411 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:20,642 join the Nation? 412 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,078 And when I finally accepted, 413 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:24,167 I was sure I was gonna blow everybody's mind. 414 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:27,518 Whoa, I think we have a new member of the Nation. 415 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,912 I remember that. That was pretty badass. 416 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,914 I thought so too. 417 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,003 You know who didn't think that? 418 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,136 The crowd. - Yeah! 419 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:40,096 [WWE's "We Are The Nation"] 420 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,316 ♪ Nation of Domination 421 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:45,058 ♪ 422 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,407 Happy to have you with us, Rock. 423 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,800 Yeah, it's an honor to be with you guys. 424 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,411 Hey, uh, be honest. 425 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,892 I get a pop at all out there? It felt quiet. 426 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,937 I'ma always shoot you straight. 427 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,286 You ain't pop worth a damn. 428 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,940 Straight out the gate, huh? 429 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,334 - Snap, crackle, no pop. - And you're still going. 430 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,118 Orville Redenbacher you are not. 431 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,380 - Great. - It was so quiet 432 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,426 I thought I lost my hearing. - Wow. 433 00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,994 Okay, so why do you think Vince put me with the Nation? 434 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:10,083 Race. I'd say race. 435 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,302 I mean, I-I get the race thing. 436 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,130 I don't love it, but I get it. 437 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:17,786 But why does Rocky Maivia the man belong in the Nation? 438 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,440 Like, what's my angle? 439 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,703 You're the fourth man in a four-man crew. 440 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,879 I don't think Vince is thinking about your angles. 441 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:27,404 Doesn't matter if I'm a baby face or a heel. 442 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,276 Nobody gives a damn. 443 00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:30,973 People ain't gonna give a damn 444 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,236 till you make them give a damn. 445 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,979 You son of a bitch. 446 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,328 I'm gonna kill you. 447 00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:41,201 Boss, I got my time card here for you to sign. 448 00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:43,333 [grunts] I worked one hour on Monday. 449 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,640 - [groans] - Two hours on Tuesday. 450 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,729 Wednesday was a bank holiday. - [yelling] 451 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,774 Four hours on... 452 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:52,429 Pat, you think I could get a few minutes with the boss? 453 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,691 Yeah, I think we're good here. 454 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,302 That was a pretty perfect take. Let's cut! 455 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,651 Nailed it. 456 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,348 [dramatic musical flourish] 457 00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,002 Yeah, so I think if I'm gonna have any shot 458 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,525 of getting over as a heel, 459 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,484 I need some time on the mic to show my personality. 460 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:07,053 [chuckles] Kid, "Raw" is like a fine-tuned Swiss watch, hmm? 461 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,532 Timed to the second. 462 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,534 Or better yet, like a sausage that's been stuffed 463 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,710 full of pork to the brink of explosion. 464 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:15,670 We don't have extra time. - I understand. I do. 465 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,977 But the fans need to know 466 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,891 why Rocky Maivia is turning heel. 467 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,328 Otherwise, they're never gonna care. 468 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:24,026 I just need a chance to show them the real me. 469 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,375 I'm listening. 470 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,160 So if you gave me, like, 12 minutes 471 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,292 to explain it to them-- - I'll give you 2. 472 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,077 - I'll take it. - Yeah. 473 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,600 But, you know, 2 1/2 would give me some time 474 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,428 to work in some backstory... 2 is fine. 475 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,345 Ultimately, that was a vote of confidence from Vince. 476 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,824 I mean, getting microphone time 477 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,653 on a live broadcast of "Raw" is precious. 478 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,873 And he still believed in Rocky Maivia enough 479 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,571 to give it to me, and I had to prove him right. 480 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:50,357 I had one shot to make the crowd give a damn. 481 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,620 So did you know what you were gonna say? 482 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,578 I just wanted to be honest. 483 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,493 ♪ We are the Nation 484 00:16:56,493 --> 00:17:00,541 [audience booing] 485 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,457 ♪ Nation of Domination 486 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:06,851 ♪ 487 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,201 ♪ Nation of Domination 488 00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:11,073 Oh, Dewey looks so cute when he's acting tough. 489 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,814 Heel looks good on him. 490 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,034 Rocky, pull up your tank. 491 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,427 Your son's wife can see your chi-chis. 492 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:18,950 Everybody can see 'em. 493 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,214 I worked hard on these babies. Ba-boom! 494 00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,912 [chuckles] - Okay. Great. 495 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:27,698 - You lookin'? - I'm--I'm not looking. 496 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,613 Come on, Dewey, let's do this. 497 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,093 Old man Johnson, 498 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,442 I want you to take a look at this man right here. 499 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,444 As Farooq was giving his promo, 500 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:37,099 time slowed down for me as I waited for my moment. 501 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,362 All I knew is that I wanted to be my honest, 502 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,668 authentic self. 503 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:41,973 And as I looked out into the crowd 504 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,758 at all those fans who had given me hell 505 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:47,066 over the past year, it all became clear. 506 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,720 Tell 'em, Rocky. 507 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,506 I've got three words... 508 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:56,945 die, Rocky, die. 509 00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:59,600 That's the gratitude I get from you pieces of crap... 510 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,255 [audience booing] For all my blood, my sweat, 511 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,691 and my tears? 512 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,954 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 513 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:08,609 This isn't about the color of my skin. 514 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:12,178 This is about respect. 515 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:16,269 I became the youngest intercontinental champion 516 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,227 in WWF history. 517 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,229 And what did it get me? 518 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,362 In arenas across the country, 519 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,799 I heard chants of "Rocky sucks." 520 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,496 [crowd chanting "Rocky sucks"] 521 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:29,456 Well, Rocky Maivia's a lot of things, 522 00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:32,154 but sucks isn't one of them. 523 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,810 And I want to make one thing clear 524 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,247 to all you jackass fans out there. 525 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:42,773 Rocky Maivia and the new Nation of Domination 526 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:47,126 lives, breathes, and dies respect. 527 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,649 And we will earn it 528 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:53,175 by any means necessary. 529 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,350 [crowd booing] 530 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:57,701 ♪ We are the Nation of Domination ♪ 531 00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:00,574 At that moment, I felt incredible. 532 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,141 I mean, finally getting a chance 533 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,621 to express myself, my true self-- 534 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,188 Kind of like when I played Kim Jong Un, 535 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,451 except no one saw it. - I saw it. 536 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:09,800 - Yeah? - Yeah. You were great. 537 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,280 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 538 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,847 But, you know, at that time, 539 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,022 I didn't know whether or not 540 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,850 my promo registered with the fans 541 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,591 or even the WWE executives. 542 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,854 You've gotta remember it was 1997. 543 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,899 So there was no hopping on social media 544 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,249 to get instant reactions. 545 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,686 - Oh, that sounds amazing. - If only. 546 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,688 But you must have had some read on how it went. 547 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,124 How did it go backstage? 548 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,692 Hey, Pat. 549 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,215 Interesting stuff there, Rock. 550 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,521 Yeah, what'd you think? 551 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,739 They were riled up, right? 552 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,132 I mean, at least some of them. 553 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,960 Uh, I mean you rattled a few cages, 554 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,353 but it could be cheap heat. 555 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,658 You called them pieces of crap. 556 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:42,920 [chuckles] Yeah. 557 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,357 That was fun. I did enjoy that. 558 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,315 I'll give you this, you were more interesting 559 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,490 in the last two minutes 560 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:48,535 than you've been in the last six months. 561 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:49,884 Wow, okay. 562 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,060 Everybody just out the gate with the honesty. 563 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,236 Interesting isn't always necessarily good. 564 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,238 You know? My cat throws up a human thumb. 565 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:59,198 Is it interesting? Sure. But is it good? No. 566 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,939 - Did that really happen? - Hey, stay focused. 567 00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,593 What matters now is what the folks at home think 568 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,465 about the new Rocky Maivia. 569 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:06,901 Eh, we'll find out soon enough. 570 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,251 The next live show's in five days. 571 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,035 You step out into that crowd in Chicago, 572 00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:14,691 we'll know all we need to know about whether you got over. 573 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,258 Thanks, Pat. 574 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,393 [clears throat] 575 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:23,700 Well, I casually walked by Vince four times that night 576 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,659 and got nothing. 577 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,922 I didn't know how any of it was gonna shake out. 578 00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:29,967 But either way, I'm glad I did it. 579 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:33,754 It allowed me the opportunity to be my true, authentic self, 580 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,277 to control my narrative. 581 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:39,586 And that, Mr. President, is exactly what you need to do. 582 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,284 You're right. 583 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,677 Thank you for your insight, Dwayne. 584 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,766 You are a gifted storyteller. 585 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,289 Isn't he? 586 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,943 Which is why I need you to bring some of that magic 587 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:51,250 to Gjelgjiughm and solve this coffee crisis for us. 588 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:55,210 Turns out Prime Minister Honig is a huge Rock fan. 589 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,299 She uses your catchphrases in her speeches. 590 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,780 She knows all of your matches in detail, 591 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,477 and I think, with the exception of "Huskies," 592 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:02,957 has seen all of your movies. 593 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,524 Is she not an animation fan or something? 594 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,090 Because "Huskies" was good. 595 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,440 We need you to fly to Gjelgjiughm 596 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,964 and convince her to take this coffee trade deal. 597 00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:13,184 America needs you, Dwayne Johnson. 598 00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,665 You are the only man for this job. 599 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:20,757 Will you go on a coffee run for America? 600 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:23,978 I'm honored, Mr. President. Thank you. 601 00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:27,198 But no. - Fantastic. Wait-- 602 00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,374 wait, I didn't hear that last bit.