1 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:08,091 Randall: Election day 2032 has finally arrived, 2 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:10,844 and people are flocking to the polls to cast their vote. 3 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,930 Who will win the battle for the white house 4 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:16,099 to become the 49th president of the United States? 5 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:19,978 I stood by Dwayne after the tooth fairy six-episode event series, 6 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,185 I'm sticking with him now. 7 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:24,399 Taft is it. From his policies to his nurse's shoes. 8 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,693 I'm voting for the third party, the chrome party. 9 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,196 It's time we had a sentient ai computer in the white house. 10 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:32,449 I was on the fence until Dwayne and Dr. Julien sorted things out. 11 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:35,452 Indeed, early exit polls show candidate Johnson 12 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:39,206 experiencing a surge in popularity after posting this photo 13 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,625 to his social media account last night. 14 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:42,960 I was actually there. 15 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,753 I'm not in the photo, but I was there. 16 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,964 By the looks of it, the sixth grade rivals 17 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,966 have put to rest the public feud 18 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,843 that had become a distraction in the final days of the campaign, 19 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:55,097 with evil candidate taft using it to his advantage 20 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:59,184 to gain major ground on the awesome candidate Johnson. 21 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:01,812 Woman: Uh, I don't think you can say evil. 22 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,522 Can't say... can't say what? 23 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:04,916 Evil? Adult Dwayne: Good job, Randall. 24 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,066 The camera loves you, man. 25 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,460 I don't know why you ever quit acting. 26 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:08,527 Maybe I should go back. 27 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:10,588 You should definitely go back to acting, Randall. 28 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:11,839 Randall: Yeah? Mmm-hmm. Instead of this. 29 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,783 Yeah. Hey, how did you get Julien to come around? 30 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:17,494 Well, forest Whitaker eased our tension with a bottle of amazing wine. 31 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,162 And then he asked Julien 32 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,606 what could be done to end our beef. 33 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,583 Forest Whitaker, the actor? 34 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,418 And humanitarian, yes. 35 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:27,212 Yes, he is involved in all of my major life decisions. 36 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:30,090 Anyways, I've come to find out that Julien has a son, 37 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,593 and I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 38 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,554 My son doesn't believe that I was in the sixth grade with you. 39 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,639 I showed him our class photo and he was like, 40 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,809 "how do we know that's the real Dwayne Johnson?" Made me crazy. 41 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:41,893 Hmm. 42 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,257 It's good to question authority. 43 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,090 I appreciate you, forest Whitaker. 44 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,232 Adult Dwayne: Well, I appreciate you more, forest, 45 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:48,439 and I think you know that. 46 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,152 It's the grapes. Hmm. 47 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:54,323 Anyway, when you responded to my tweets, well, he finally believed. 48 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,259 But that made it worse because he was like, 49 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:59,161 "cool, Dwayne Johnson hates my dad." 50 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,538 He's so hard to please, 51 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,165 but I love him. 52 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,377 So he agreed to squash our beef 53 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,713 if I helped prove to his son that I didn't hate him. 54 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,965 Hence the photo. Win-win all around. 55 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,301 Mmm-hmm. I am just glad that's behind us. 56 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,053 Our early exit polls are tracking well. 57 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,471 Hey, that's great! 58 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,175 I'm gonna go to the stables. 59 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,474 But it's election day. 60 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:23,268 Yeah, horses don't know that. Come on, Randall. 61 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,187 Can I call one of them cimarron? 62 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,910 Adult Dwayne: Oh, I love it. Yes! 63 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:30,025 So, you really are fine not tracking the results 64 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,151 in real time today? 65 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,487 Oh, yeah. And I've done all I can. 66 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:36,424 At some point, you just gotta step back and let the people decide. 67 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,617 Like back in Hawaii, when my parents were riding high 68 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,577 after my mom's successful wrestling event, 69 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,871 the backyard brawl-b-q. 70 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,665 My dad's match went over big. 71 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,333 Matter of fact, in his mind 72 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,656 that people had already decided 73 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,045 that they want to see more "soulman" rocky Johnson, 74 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,797 as a solo performer. So, then, 75 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,920 through my uncle of a, he booked a couple of matches 76 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,551 in Saudi Arabia, with a new local promoter. 77 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:59,638 And he also had an exclusive contract with the wwf. 78 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:03,225 He did, which caused a little bit of a mess when, a few days later, 79 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:06,186 Vince McMahon himself called, with some pretty big news. 80 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,021 Vince: Time to brush up on your arabic, 81 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:11,942 'cause I'm sending you to Saudi Arabia to wrestle for the wwf. 82 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,628 What? Vince: That's why I didn't have you 83 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:14,820 on the bill for wrestlemania. 84 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,364 I need you to help me open up the middle east. 85 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,199 It's a huge, untapped market, rocky. 86 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,910 Hey, that's great. 87 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:24,955 I mean, I didn't even know they liked wrestling out there. 88 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,683 I mean, do they even like wrestling out there? 89 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,500 They love it! The soul patrol 90 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,085 will be the kings of Riyadh. 91 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,586 Are you in? Randall: Wait. 92 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:34,840 So Vince was launching the wwf in Saudi Arabia 93 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,884 at the same time rocky had already planned to go? 94 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,886 Yes, it's a crazy coincidence, 95 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:43,306 but Vince had been wanting to take wrestling global for some time. 96 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,641 How did rocky get out of it? 97 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,645 Vince, I don't know what to say. 98 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,232 Except, "hell, yeah!" 99 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,943 Vince: Fantastic! We'll get in touch and set it all up. 100 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,027 Give you all the details. 101 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,321 Rocky: Office promoters already putting up billboards. 102 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,590 They're promoting the hell out of it. 103 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,700 So, you're just gonna double book Saudi Arabia? 104 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:02,993 Behind Vince's back? 105 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,138 It's not a good idea to bite the hand that feeds you. 106 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,706 I'll wrestle for Vince and the other promoter. 107 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,750 Saudi Arabia's a big country. 108 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,102 I don't think anyone will notice. 109 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,127 Lia: A toast! 110 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,837 To the brawl-b-q. 111 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:18,675 The biggest event in the polynesian pacific pro wrestling history. 112 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,239 Lia: Thanks to the work 113 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:21,344 my daughter, ata. 114 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,969 When you're doing something you love, it's not work. 115 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,391 One of the puppeteers from alf 116 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,477 said that, in an interview with TV guide. 117 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,561 Lia: Ata has helped me 118 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,354 think about the business differently. 119 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:34,107 And I am going to make a big announcement 120 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,234 at the next meeting. Something, I think, 121 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,195 you're going to be very happy about. 122 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,114 Adult Dwayne: But while my dad was double booked, 123 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,283 I was taking things to a whole other level. 124 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,327 Okay, hold, hold on. Let's wait a minute. 125 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,287 How many girlfriends do you have? 126 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:50,373 Four. I gave them each shirts from the brawl-b-q. 127 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,958 Won over huge. 128 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,169 Wow. Damn proud of you, Dewey. 129 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:55,772 So, how do you get 'em to share you? 130 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,064 They don't know about each other. 131 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,968 All: Ooh! Young Dwayne: I ride the bus with cam, 132 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,467 eat lunch with Bethany, 133 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,511 do morning recesses with Sarah, 134 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,846 and since it's the shortest amount of time, 135 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,224 I do afternoon recesses with Emily. 136 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,518 Ah! Emily's better in small amounts. 137 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,438 All right, students, gather up. Class photo! 138 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:14,689 Bethany! 139 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,942 I see you're wearing the shirt I bought you. 140 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,612 Notice anything unusual, Dewey? 141 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:25,116 That we're all wearing the t-shirt you gave us. 142 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:28,245 School picture day. A forever memory day. 143 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,746 Did you think we wouldn't figure out 144 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,164 you've been dating all of us? 145 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,791 We're in the same class. 146 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,918 You guys talk to each other when I'm not around? 147 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,545 Who else did you give a shirt to? 148 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,090 I bought this myself. 149 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,147 Teacher: All right, everybody find a spot. 150 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,069 Adult Dwayne: So, / got what / deserved. 151 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:47,013 And my mom was hoping she'd get what she deserved, too. 152 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,534 Maybe my mom's finally banning milk duds from the locker room. 153 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:52,203 The guys keep slinging them at each other, and they're staining the rug. 154 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:54,855 Maybe, she'll ask you to officially join the business. 155 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,565 That is what I'm secretly hoping. 156 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,733 I know. I know you a little bit. 157 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,318 Lia: Okay, everyone! 158 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,822 Many of you know, I consider myself a lone wolf, 159 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,491 whether it's playing tennis or running my business. 160 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,202 When I was in court, fighting the FBI, 161 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,663 I learned the value of having a partner. 162 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:15,584 Someone strong, reliable, trustworthy. 163 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,210 And that's why 164 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:19,546 I'm bringing in Lars Anderson 165 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,632 as vice president of pppw. 166 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,885 Uh, thanks, Lia. 167 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,930 Lars: You guys have done good so far, 168 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,725 but now, you've got a real professional here. 169 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,185 Welcome to the majors, folks. 170 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,898 Lars: Hi. Lars. Lars. 171 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:39,774 Hi. Lars. 172 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,152 Lars. Hi. 173 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,529 What is happening? Who is that? 174 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,782 Lars Anderson. He wrestled with Peter in the '705. 175 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,928 When you said you learned the value of a strong, reliable partner, 176 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,263 I thought you were talking about me. 177 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,747 What? No. 178 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,874 I was talking about Herman, my white lawyer. 179 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,836 Sometimes you need a white face to get ahead. 180 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,172 Herman, he helped me beat the rap. 181 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,800 Lars, he's gonna help us take the pppw to the next level. 182 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,177 Ata: I guess 183 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,472 packing aloha stadium with 60,000 fans isn't next level enough. 184 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,935 Baby, you proved you're the best promoter in Hawaii, 185 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,938 and when you're the best, you can't be afraid to think big. 186 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,649 Yes, we invite Lars to go fishing, then push him off the boat. 187 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,525 What I mean is you should start 188 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,169 thinking about stepping out on your own. 189 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:26,112 Starting my own promotion? 190 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:27,489 Yes! 191 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,283 Baby, your mama don't decide ifyou're successful. 192 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:31,576 The people do! 193 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:36,790 You and I are about to step into even bigger and better things. 194 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,835 So, when I get back from Saudi Arabia, 195 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:44,381 we're going to get to work on starting your promotion business. 196 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,634 Okay. 197 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:51,137 Adult Dwayne: So, while my dad got ready for Saudi Arabia... 198 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,139 And this is our penthouse suite. 199 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,683 Adult Dwayne: Vince had just arrived. 200 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:57,227 Are there any good places to eat near prince faisal stadium? 201 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,687 Scouting it for a wrestling... 202 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:00,981 What the hell? 203 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:06,462 Randall: So, when Vince found out 204 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,363 about rocky double booking in Saudi Arabia, 205 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,447 did he fire him? 206 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,422 But things were never the same after that. 207 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,704 Vince was really upset that my dad made a decision 208 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:16,788 that hurt the company. 209 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,623 My dad went from ah. 210 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,917 Rocky Johnson, tag team champions of the world 211 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,336 to a guy who was losing to other wrestlers. 212 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,879 Vince gave my dad a slow death. 213 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:27,340 Dwayne! We lost New York. 214 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,020 I don't understand. I thought our exit polls showed us ahead of taft. 215 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,555 We didn't lose New York to taft. 216 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:36,141 Ifsthe third party candidate, the chrome party. 217 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:39,078 It's siphoning off just enough of your votes that taft carried the state. 218 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,688 Their ads are all over my social media today. 219 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,774 Makes sense, a sentient ai would know to weaponize the Internet. 220 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,985 It's fine. 221 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,237 It's just one state and there's plenty of time left. 222 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,740 How can you be so calm right now? 223 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,676 You know, when I was a teenager in Nashville, 224 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,302 I learned that you don't always get to sit 225 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,911 in the driver's seat of your own life. 226 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:59,164 Sometimes, other people get to decide. 227 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,417 It was 1987 and I was finally finding my groove. 228 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,562 Man: I'm a woman's man no time to talk 229 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,379 and it's all right it's okay 230 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,131 I'll live to see another day 231 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,216 we can try to understand 232 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,135 the New York times' effect on man 233 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,946 whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother 234 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,847 you're stayin' alive, sta yin' alive 235 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,724 feel the city breaking and everybody shaking 236 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,268 sta yin' alive stayin' alive, ah! 237 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,396 Sta yin' alive sta yin' alive 238 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,608 hey, hey! Just picked up some hot chicken sandwiches and they are hot as... 239 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,152 Uh, what's going on? 240 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,464 Did we get a new apartment? 241 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,157 Sure did. In Pennsylvania. 242 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,159 Wait, what? 243 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,827 Lawler took me off the roster. 244 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:39,579 Running Nashville's over. 245 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:40,663 You serious? 246 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,604 After the crowds you've been drawing? 247 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:43,875 That's what I said. 248 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,170 But Jerry said it wasn't personal, just business. 249 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,648 Didn't want things to get stale, so he's bringing in new wrestlers. 250 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,424 Butyourdad called uncle of a, 251 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,269 and apparently, there's lots of wrestling work in Bethlehem right now. 252 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,762 So, just like that, we're moving? 253 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,239 And I don't even get a say in it? 254 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,140 It'll be great to be around family again. 255 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,184 Your uncle said he's doing so well, 256 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,103 he bought a new washer and dryer. 257 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,229 We don't need that. 258 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,766 Young Dwayne: The one in the basement is totally fine. 259 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,862 I finally started to like it here. I just broke in my boots. 260 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,751 I'm sorry, honey, but you know this is how it works in our business. 261 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,539 Is that where Jesus was from? 262 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,166 No, that's Bethlehem in the Bible. 263 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,793 This is Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. 264 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,379 Oh, that makes more sense. 265 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:30,797 Bummer. 266 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,633 Hey, fellas, listen, headliner's refusing to go on tonight. 267 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,426 Something about, I don't know, her costume? 268 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,821 Dewey, you mind helping me out on this one? 269 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,763 Me? Can't you just handle it? 270 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:39,973 I would. It's just... 271 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,923 You know how attracted I am to women who are mean to me. 272 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,185 Please. Come on. 273 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,315 Uh, miss moolah? 274 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,442 Next one won't miss, ginger snap. 275 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,081 You deaf, or just stupid, honey? 276 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,168 I grew up around tougher women than you. So you don't scare me. 277 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:09,961 You rocky Johnson's kid? 278 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,212 Yeah. 279 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,755 Then you ain't lying. 280 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,591 I know your grandmother well. 281 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,801 She fought the FBI and won, didn't she? 282 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,429 She told them to kill themselves on a local TV broadcast. 283 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:20,972 Good lad. 284 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,766 So what's the problem? Why are you upset? 285 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,851 It's myjacket. 286 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,477 Myjacket is in a suitcase, 287 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:29,022 and my suitcase is on a flight to Tokyo right now 288 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,399 because of the knuckleheads at myrtle beach airport. 289 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,817 So I ain't going on. 290 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,403 So, that's your problem? Ajacket? 291 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,948 Not just a jacket, baby. My jacket. 292 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,659 Without that jacket, the fabulous moolah 293 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,704 is just moolah. 294 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,208 And I've worked too hard at becoming fabulous to start backsliding now. 295 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,627 Okay, so it's not a real problem. 296 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,712 Oh, you got real problems, do ya? 297 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,297 I do, actually. 298 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,049 We're moving to Pennsylvania. 299 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,884 Oh, you're moving. Boo-hoo. 300 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,553 Not just moving. Moving again. 301 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,930 I just started to like it here. 302 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,324 How am I supposed to figure out where I fit 303 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,183 if I keep moving every time I get comfortable? 304 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,351 Baby, nobody knows 305 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,454 what their life is going to look like when they're your age. 306 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,980 When I was young, I wanted to get married, 307 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,273 live in the suburbs, 308 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,817 be the kind of woman that bakes cookies for the mailman. 309 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,148 And you know what happened? 310 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,780 What? I got that life anditsucked. 311 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,449 So I grabbed my makeup bag and I ran away. 312 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,910 And here I am, 50 years later, 313 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,412 talking to you in the ladies locker room 314 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,832 which is really a storage closet that smells like dead squirrels, 315 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,668 and I don't regret a second of it. 316 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,336 I thought my journey was over. 317 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,712 But, baby, 318 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,923 I was just getting started. 319 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,788 Don't just take my word for it. 320 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,260 Ask anybody. 321 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:44,097 I was going to be Randy poffo, yeah! 322 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,058 And I was gonna barrel it up in St. Louis for the colonels. 323 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,518 Ooh, yeah! 324 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,495 André had planned to stay in his village 325 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,021 in France, and become a farmer. 326 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,898 Easy. Wrestling. Since baby. 327 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,733 And then I blew out my shoulder. 328 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,569 Lost my spot on the team. 329 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,071 Farming is not for andré. 330 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,781 Pick the carrot, pick the turnip, 331 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,866 pick the carrot, pick the turnip. No. 332 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:07,912 1971, aau greco Roman wrestling champion. 333 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,080 That's it, baba. 334 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:13,584 Then I found wrestling and everything made sense, yeah. 335 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,754 André make the decision to leave his mama, 336 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,132 come to america. Become big champion. 337 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,552 What? I always want to be wrestler, so I become wrestler. 338 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,972 Busting my shoulder was the best thing 339 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:29,309 that ever happened to the macho man, baby. 340 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,727 André has no regrets. 341 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,479 See? Proof. Cameraman, zoom in. 342 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,941 Life is a winding path, Princess. 343 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,526 But if you trust in yourself, 344 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:39,902 and in your journey, 345 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,988 younget where you need to be. 346 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,757 Announcer: Please welcome. 347 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,331 The fabulous moolah! 348 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,666 Oh, boo-hoo. 349 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,376 Boo-hoo. 350 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,838 Hey, Dwayne, ain't that your, uh... 351 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,256 Suits her better. 352 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,927 Moolah! 353 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,236 Adult Dwayne: On the way home, I thought a lot about moolah's words. 354 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,032 So, you think they got snow in Pennsylvania? 355 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,066 Could be cool. 356 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,069 Adult Dwayne: And I decided to trust the journey. 357 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,071 They definitely have snow. 358 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,991 Uncle of a says he keeps a hair dryer in his car to keep his feet warm. 359 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,327 Dude's always sweating, but somehow still cold. 360 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,461 Jeannie, we're ready to call the state of Ohio 361 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,754 for candidate Johnson. 362 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,049 He's rebounding well after his surprise loss in New York. 363 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,152 Looks like it's gonna come down to the wire, boss. 364 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,071 You were right. Just gotta let the people decide. 365 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,847 You know, all we can do is ask for a chance to succeed, Randall. 366 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,557 Reminds me of a similar situation 367 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,060 when I made my debut in the wwa. 368 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,105 Was this after your wrestle-in-the-dark match in corpus crispy? 369 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,023 Did you just say corpus crispy? 370 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,984 Vveh, okay. No. 371 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,403 Yes, after my dark match, 372 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,154 Vince McMahon had a vision for me 373 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,658 to make my televised debut at one of the major pay per views of the year. 374 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,201 And it was called survivor series. 375 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,703 So, Vince wanted me to lean into 376 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:16,290 my family legacy with this new persona called rocky maivia. 377 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,334 And I obliged with, let's just say, 378 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,461 a very memorable wrestling costume. 379 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,381 I was gonna come in like a badass, jump the top rope 380 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,466 and talk smack straight to the hard cam 381 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,593 so all the viewers at home could see me. 382 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:28,957 Randall: Wait, what's a hard cam? 383 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,615 Adult Dwayne: That's the main TV camera that overlooks the ring. 384 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,308 Wrestlers are supposed to play all their actions towards it 385 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,394 because it's the eye of the viewer at home. 386 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:39,689 Yeah! It's rocky maivia, baby, I'm here. 387 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,858 Ifsthe Madison square garden... 388 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,710 Adult Dwayne: Turns out the hard cam was behind me 389 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,736 and I was literally talking to nobody. 390 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,405 But I made up for it. 391 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,417 Yeah! I'm rocky maivia, baby.Thafs_. 392 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,463 Dwayne. Hey, nice work on the debut. 393 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,256 You missed the hard cam, but real good. 394 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,351 You know, we're planning a big push for you. 395 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,428 You're on your way to becoming the wwf's next baby face star. 396 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,472 I'll do whatever you say to make that a reality. 397 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,367 That's what I like to hear. Lia: Vince. 398 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,808 Vince: Lia! How are you, beautiful? 399 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,911 Adult Dwayne: This was the first time my dad and Vince 400 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,979 saw each other since the double booking incident 401 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:23,441 in Saudi Arabia, that ended my dad's wwf career. 402 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,276 Vince! 403 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,278 Rocky. There he is. 404 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,590 Randall: That's how they greeted each other after everything? 405 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,454 Warm like that? Adult Dwayne: That's wrestling. 406 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,260 You know, your kid's really got something. 407 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,364 It makes sense. I taught the boy everything he knows. 408 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,746 Lucky for us, 409 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,331 he never listens to me. 410 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,921 You made your family very proud tonight, Dewey. 411 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,301 Yesterday, you were just my baby. 412 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,597 And now, you're my survivors series champion baby. 413 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,602 Ah, you missed the hard cam, but pretty good, son. 414 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,522 You were like Superman, 415 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,982 except with a very, very different costume. 416 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,920 You know, ifvince wants me to dress like I just stepped out of the lion king, 417 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,612 then, uh, that's what I'll do. 418 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:14,075 Adult Dwayne: After thatnight, ihit the road hard for the wwf. 419 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,285 Show after show, town after town. 420 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,496 Aa part of Vince's big push, 421 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,332 I went up against triple h for the intercontinental title. 422 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,918 That was a match I'll never forget. 423 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,466 Announcer: The winner... 424 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,719 Rocky maivia! 425 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,348 Adult Dwayne: I was the champ and it felt incredible. 426 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,484 Randall: Wait. Why were they booing? 427 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,070 Well, that was the beginning of the attitude era. 428 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,614 That was when fans really wanted more edge. 429 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,492 Like the beer-swigging, trash-talking heel 430 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,869 known as stone cold Steve Austin. Hmm. 431 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,163 And there I was, on the other end of the spectrum. 432 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,457 I mean, I had a bad haircut and a big smile. 433 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,823 Plus, it didn't help that Vince 434 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,169 was force-feeding me to the people as their new hero. 435 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,504 The people were deciding. 436 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,590 They were, over and over again. 437 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,175 But despite the signs that things weren't working, 438 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,886 Vince kept believing in me and kept me on the bill 439 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,597 for the biggest pay per view of them all. 440 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:22,977 Wrestlemania. 441 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,581 Randall: The show your dad missed out on because of Saudi Arabia. 442 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,285 Adult Dwayne: That's right. Come on, Dewey! 443 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,025 Get him! Get him! 444 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,672 Adult Dwayne: Now, the sultan was one of the biggest heels in the company, 445 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,698 and I was one of their biggest baby faces. 446 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:39,243 Usually, at this moment, the crowd rallies behind the baby face 447 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,287 before he makes his big comeback. 448 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,371 However... 449 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,541 Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks! 450 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,085 Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks! 451 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,421 Adult Dwayne: The crowd did the exact opposite. 452 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,759 Randall: Was this your lowest moment in the ring? 453 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,479 Adult Dwayne: Nope, that was about to come. 454 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,013 So, you get to wrestlemania. 455 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,599 All should be well, but the crowd hates you. 456 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:02,850 Hates me so much. 457 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,257 And that wasn't your low point. 458 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,728 As I said, that was about to come. 459 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,104 Vince had another idea 460 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,899 about how to turn the crowd around for rocky maivia. 461 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,484 Argh! 462 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,415 Adult Dwayne: It all had to do with legacy. 463 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,155 Argh! 464 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,558 Randall: Your dad jumped in to save you? Adult Dwayne: Yep. 465 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,553 Randall: Did everybody lose their minds? 466 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,134 Adult Dwayne: No. 467 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,707 Go, rocky! 468 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,918 Look at how heavy his breathing is. 469 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,546 Randall: But two generations of wrestlers side by side. 470 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,757 How could they not be moved by that? 471 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,634 Adult Dwayne: Lknow. 472 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,095 But trust me, you weren't the only one who was surprised. 473 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,846 Rocky sucks! 474 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,848 Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks! 475 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,117 Adu it dwayn e: I went into the ring, 476 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,935 thinking Vince's gimmick was gonna work, 477 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,478 and my future would be bright. 478 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:51,774 But instead, [left wondering if I had any future in wrestling at all. 479 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,443 The people had decided I wasn't their guy. 480 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,362 This isn't working. 481 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,697 No, it is not. 482 00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,490 Did we make a mistake here? 483 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,651 You mean, with the dad stunt? 484 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:04,912 About him. 485 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,791 I never knew this. I always just assumed 486 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:12,044 that once you made it to the wwf, you were instantly a star. 487 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,522 You know, I think a lot of people assume 488 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,466 that once you hit a certain level in your career, 489 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:18,300 it's all easy sailing from there. But they're wrong. 490 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,778 I mean, you could reach for the stars 491 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,154 and ifyou're lucky, even get there, 492 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,098 but that doesn't mean that it won't disappear overnight. 493 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,267 Hmm. So, what happened next? 494 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,518 How'd you turn it around? 495 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,228 Well, there was no saving that day. 496 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,355 So, after that, I went ahead... Sandy: Sir? 497 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:32,440 They're calling Texas. 498 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,401 We 're calling Texas for candidate Dwayne Johnson. 499 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,403 A huge victory for Johnson. Yes! 500 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,447 Yes, yes, yes! 501 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,994 Male reporter: But in a surprise turn, it looks like Michigan 502 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,080 has officially been called for candidate taft. 503 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,167 Hey, you were just in the lead in Michigan. 504 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,334 It's the chrome party. 505 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,128 They're still siphoning votes away. 506 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,713 That's okay. I got a lot of faith 507 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,733 that the people are gonna make the right decision. 508 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,341 And in another shocker, 509 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,260 Florida, seemingly a Johnson lock, 510 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,971 according to exit polls, has gone to taft. 511 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:07,141 Male reporter: And California is officially projected 512 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,185 to go to taft. Female reporter: Which seals it. 513 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,562 In a result nobody could have seen coming, 514 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,315 the 49th president of the United States 515 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,442 is senator Brayden taft. 516 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,319 Adult Dwayne: Llost. 517 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,947 But the journey is never over.