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So, Dwayne, where
are we exactly?

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Well, you know how I have my personal
gyms scattered across the country?

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Your iron paradises, yes.

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Forest Whitaker has these
beautiful wine cellars.

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We have to address
this Julien problem.

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What do you mean?

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I got numbers, baby.

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Right.

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For those who don't know, Dwayne's
best friend, is forest Whitaker.

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Oh, come on. Randall is upset

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because I didn't invite him

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to a private lunch
with me and forest.

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No, I am not upset.

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I just figured I would go with
him because we've been through

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this whole thing together
and I just don't understand

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why now he would decide
to go off on his own.

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I'm uncomfortable.

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Well, Jamie's uncomfortable,
so I think we should just get back

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to talking about why we're here.

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Of course. Sorry.

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It's okay. So, the
election is one day away,

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and conventional wisdom says

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that you should be
pounding the pavement

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in key battleground states
instead of being here

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in forest Whitaker's
wine cellar.

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I understand that criticism, but I've
always been one to forge my own path.

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Are you up for a story
while we wait?

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Always. In 1996,
Vince McMahon thought

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I had potential,
but I was way too green.

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So he sent me down to Memphis
so I could learn the ropes.

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And I was back living

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with my
old buddy downtown Bruno.

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Hey, so about this trailer, I don't know if
you noticed, but she moves on purpose.

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Not because of a foundation
code violation

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like that motel back in the day.

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Yeah, definitely a step up.

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Except for the no roof thing.

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Correction. There's a roof,
no ceiling.

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Lost her to some black mold
a couple years back.

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I'm sorry to hear that.
Me too, brother.

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Adult Dwayne: Since I'd lived with
him 10 years ago, Bruno had quite the ride.

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He had a successful run in
the wwf as Dr. Harvey whipple,

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one of the best
heel managers ever.

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Managing guys like
kama/a and giant Gonzalez.

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Now he was back in Memphis
working for Jerry "the king" lawler's

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promotion again as a referee
and head of the ring crew.

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So talked to pat Patterson.
Mmm-hmm.

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Him and Vince want you to get a
ton of reps. Start working on a persona.

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You decided on a name yet?

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Weighing some options.

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Rocky junior. No brainer.

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Rocky maivia. That's nice.

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Little chief.

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Now I'd accept rocky two. Even
iprollo creed was actually based on me.

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Wild half Samoan.
Half wild Samoan.

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Don't put too much
pressure on this.

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Most guys change names
a bunch in their careers.

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Undertaker used to be commando.

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It goes rocky one, then three,
then two, then five.

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Eventhough ihaventseenityet

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call yourself any of those
except rocky iv. Too Russian.

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It's the beginning of a new chapter,
so we're gonna make sure I get it right.

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Well, you definitely
don't want my opinion.

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My name used to be
Dr. Lennerd spazzinsky.

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Sounded like a guy
I wanted to party with.

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Adult Dwayne: Though I still
wasn't ready for the wwf,

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Vince and pat decided to
try me out in a tag team.

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Wrestling in Jerry lawler's
Saturday TV show.

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The same one my dad worked
years earlier.

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Mr. Jarrett.

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Who the hell are you?

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Dwayne Johnson.

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Rocky's son.

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Dewey!

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Oh, man!

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Hey, your dad still
owes me 40 bucks.

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Well, sounds like him. Try not
to hold it against me, though.

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Adult Dwayne: I was really
trying to be my own man,

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and I didn't want my dad's
baggage passed down to me.

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Sometimes you can't choose
how people know you.

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Hey.

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Billy crane. I book the matches.

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Oh, hey.

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Announcers need your
wrestling name. You got one yet?

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Adult Dwayne:
But sometimes you can.

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Yeah, it's flex.

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Flex kavana.

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Randall: Hang on.

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Your name wasn't the rock?

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No, not yet.
Not out of the gates.

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I wanted to Blaze my own path.

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So I decided to create a name
for myself on my own terms.

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But why flex kavana?

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Vveh, easy.

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Flex, because you got to
flex the muscles.

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And kavana,
because it sounded like

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a badass polynesian name.

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Uh-huh.

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We”, trust me, you're not
the only one didn't love it.

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Did he say cabana
like some kind of beach bum?

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Did you not hear me when I
listed all the acceptable rockys?

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Whoo! My new partner,
flex kavana sure looks

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a lot like an inflated version
of this Dwayne kid

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I used to set up rings with
back in the day.

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One day it'll be me
and you in the ring.

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Brian lawler.

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Man!

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You look a lot different
from when we were kids.

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I got good looking.

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That's why my ring name is
"too sexy" Brian Christopher now.

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I love it.

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Flex and sex.

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So we'll do a promo where I
introduce you as the next big thing.

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You'll talk.

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We wrestle. You good on the mic?

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The mic is my bitch.

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Adult Dwayne:
For our first match,

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we were going up against
Brian's dad, Jerry law/er,

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who was the biggest
name in Memphis.

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So I wanted to impress him
with my mic work.

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Show him what the new guy
could do.

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I'd like to introduce you

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and all the fans
to this man right here.

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This is flex kavana, baby!

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Me and flex are walking out of here
as the uswa tag team champions.

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It's very short, quick,
and simple.

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We 're very naughty by nature
and very violent,

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by decision.

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Man: Yeah... what?

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Randall: Very violent

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by decision?

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Yeah.

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Violently awful.

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Chilly: I can't believe
this dude

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said very naughty on the mic.

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Jarrett: I lost focus after
how many "verys" there were.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Keep it coming. Everybody
rip on the new guy. I can take it.

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Hey, you are violent
by decision, though,

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just definitely not by knockout.

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Bruno!

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No horsing around
with my wrestlers

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until you finish
breaking down the ring.

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Yeah, you bet, boss.

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Uh, chilly.

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I'm sorry about that.

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And it's Max two pumps

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of baby oil.
Don't take advantage.

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Not sexy, bro.

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Adult Dwayne: Meanwhile, even
though they didn't love my new name,

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my parents were still very in
vested in my wrestling journey.

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You're not selling like
I showed you.

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When lawler stomps
on your big toe,

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you gotta act like you
may lose your whole leg.

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Okay. Got it, dad.

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Honey, make sure you tell Bruno to
keep sending tapes of your matches.

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Okay. Great.
Rocky: And I looked it up.

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Kavana means

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sincere feelings
of the heart in Hebrew.

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What is that?

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Okay, I gotta go.
Talk later, guys. Bye.

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Rocky: No, dew...

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Give the boys space.

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No, he needs to know this.

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I wish I had someone telling
me this stuff when I first started.

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He is flex banana now. Because
he's trying to find his own way.

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Kavana, mom. And that's what
we're helping him do.

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The more you tell him,
the less he will listen.

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What the hell?

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Leave him be.

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Our cord.

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Bruno: Here's what
I don't understand though.

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Is "too sexy" like too sexy,
like, it's unrealistic.

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No, no. I'm too sexy
for the haters.

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I'm the perfect amount
of sexy for me.

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I had a girlfriend once
who was too sexy for me.

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I ended it before
she figured it out.

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Hey, Bruno.

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What is that crane guy's deal?

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That's just a bad case
of bookeritis.

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You know, he sets the lineup
card so he thinks he's the boss.

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Power of the pencil.

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Dude looks like a pencil.

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All right, all right.

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Let's not go getting
on Billy crane's bad side now.

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Why not? What's ichabod
gonna do?

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You want to showcase for Vince, you
want the best match against the best guys.

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Billy crane waves
that little pencil of his,

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the only matches
you're getting are in

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the cracker barrel bathroom
during shift change.

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You end up fired.

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Oh. Chilly, get down.

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What are you doing, man?

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You know these little
towns around here.

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Population under one k,
duck and pray.

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This town has a black mayor.

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Its sister city
is San Francisco.

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The comptroller is gay.

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Sorry.

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Old habits.

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The town mascot is a panda
with an earring.

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Okay, I got it.

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I'm not even kidding, my dude.

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Crane: Yeah! Young
Dwayne: You gotta be kidding me.

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Crane wrestles too?

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Oh, you are in for a treat.

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It's time for...

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The crane.

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Because here comes the claw.

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Oh, what am I gonna find?

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A cruddy wrestler?

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Adult Dwayne: Crane's
heel gimmick was terrible.

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Get off.

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So he picked on Bruno
to get a crowd reaction,

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and I was getting tired of it.

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One, two, and he got him!

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Man, look at that.

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The last time I saw Steve,
he had a full head of hair,

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a dud gimmick, and thought
he was going to get fired.

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Billy: Not no more.

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He's going to be
the next big thing.

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Get that piece of crap
out of my ring.

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Because lproved, son,
without a shadow of a doubt,

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you ain't got what
it takes anymore.

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Look at Jake. He's really
milking his exit.

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I was at the birth
of his snake, Damien.

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You talk about John 3:16.

228
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Austin 3:16. Since I just
whooped your ass.

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Ooh! That was good.

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That was really good, brother.

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Thatsthelevel I want to get to.

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Let's get to it. Right now?

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I mean, you know, I have
the wings in the oven.

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But after that.
We can do it after that.

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Steve Austin: And I'm fixing
to start running through all of you.

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You know, I remember watching
that moment on TV. Austin 3:16.

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Oh. Man. It caught on
like wildfire.

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Just like that. He sold more
t-shirts to 15-year-old boys

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than anyone in wrestling
history.

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Until, "can you smell..."

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Both:
"What the rock is cooking?"

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Do the eyebrow?

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Oh, yeah, I can do that.

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Are you doing it?

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Yeah, right?

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Do you have Botox?

247
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That's why.

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Ton of it. Anyway...

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So you're working in Memphis?

250
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,564
I'm working in Memphis,
and, man,

251
00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:07,649
it was a grind.

252
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,443
Eight shows in seven days.
Week after week.

253
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,911
Although it did give me
a great chance to start

254
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,871
building a relationship
with the fans.

255
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:26,292
My grandma knew I needed some
space to hone my craft on my own,

256
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,169
so she kept an eye
on my parents.

257
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,631
High chief woke me up
from my nap early.

258
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:32,882
Thank goodness he did.

259
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,862
Adult Dwayne: I was
getting a lot better in the ring,

260
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,513
but if! Wanted
to get to the next level,

261
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:41,266
I knew my mic work...
Well, needed some work.

262
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:45,019
So Bruno started playing me cassette
tapes of legends working the mic.

263
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,689
Like a 100 megaton
hydrogen bomb,

264
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:51,192
just getting bigger
and bigger every day, brother.

265
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,503
Okay, here his pace right there?

266
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,279
How he builds it up
to an explosion?

267
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,613
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

268
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:59,909
Ric flair, my belly's just a
little big, my heart is just little big.

269
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:03,037
But, brother, I am bad
and they know I'm bad.

270
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,081
You see how he self-deprecates?

271
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,333
That is being a baby face
as an art form.

272
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:12,881
You're talking to the
rolex-wearing, diamond ring-wearing,

273
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:16,426
kiss-stealing, wheeling-dealing,
limousine-riding,

274
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,094
jet-flying, son of a gun.

275
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,263
Kiss-stealing? Come on, flair.

276
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,539
Adult Dwayne: Listening to those
greats on the mic really inspired me.

277
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:29,814
Look what I found.

278
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,938
Adult Dwayne: Now I
knew I had to find my own voice.

279
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,902
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
That's a foreign object.

280
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,130
Are you kidding me? What's
this clown doing? Ring the bell.

281
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,322
It's done. It's done.

282
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,925
You're making a big mistake.
No, you can't use a foreign object.

283
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,951
Come on, you're an idiot.

284
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,036
Hey, give me the mic.

285
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,412
Can you believe

286
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:47,540
this little weasel was a
manager in the wwf?

287
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,834
And now he refs for me.

288
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,170
15 bucks a match.

289
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,630
What a loser.

290
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,548
Crane: Oh, you want the mic?

291
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,026
You know what, give me the
mic. That's enough outta you.

292
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,092
Take it!

293
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,431
Crane, crane, crane, crane.

294
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,768
There's only one thing worse

295
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,896
than white chocolate in
this world, and that's a bully.

296
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,360
And I don't like the way
you've been talking to my boy,

297
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,488
downtown Bruno,
the Tom Cruise of Memphis.

298
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,618
Oh, and I noticed
your little finishing move.

299
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,061
It's really cute.
What's it called?

300
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,287
It's called the cri...

301
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,706
It doesn't matter
what it's called.

302
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:34,837
You treat people the way you do
because you know your deformed,

303
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,173
bean stalk-looking body,
can't compete

304
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,676
with the greatest physique
Memphis has ever seen.

305
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,014
Your asparagus-smelling,

306
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,224
Amy Grant-listening,

307
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,809
little baby bird ass

308
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:51,688
can't measure up to the most
athletic, dynamic,

309
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:55,149
hydromatic wrestler
in uswa history.

310
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,236
Hydromatic?
Who cares? He's on a roll.

311
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:02,657
But if you ever do decide,
Billy, lanky ass,

312
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:03,992
candy ass,

313
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,952
son of a bitch, that you want
a piece of this,

314
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,706
then come get some.

315
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,418
Flex kavana, out.

316
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,506
Flex! Flex! Flex!

317
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,682
Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah.

318
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,475
Oh, brother.
That was fun, you know?

319
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,601
But I...

320
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,538
Dwayne, I'd be lying to you
if I said lwasn't

321
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,981
a little bit worried about
what crane was going to do.

322
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,108
Hey, whatever happens,
happens, okay?

323
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,943
I did what felt right to me.

324
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,153
I can live with that.

325
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,487
Thank you.

326
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,075
As good as it felt
to stand up for Bruno,

327
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,620
I was still like, "oh man, did I just
screw up my chances to get to the wwe?"

328
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,623
And I promised all of you

329
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,667
that flex would start the party.

330
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,504
But my opponent,

331
00:13:58,588 --> 00:13:59,797
bhidundee,

332
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,342
hasn't even shown up
to the party. Hey, flex!

333
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,345
Well, that is not bill dundee.

334
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,638
It looks like the king's
been summoned.

335
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:08,723
And that could

336
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,142
mean bad vibes for kavana.

337
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,562
Flex "cabana"

338
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,023
tried to pick a fight
with my man, the crane.

339
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,901
You talk a big game,

340
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,064
but let's see you put your
money where your mouth is.

341
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,239
Against the king, with my belt
on the line right now.

342
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,117
Oh! Oh! Oh!

343
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,203
On one condition.

344
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,706
If you win, you become champion.

345
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,835
But if you lose,
you leave Memphis for good.

346
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,263
And there you have it, folks.

347
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,783
Adult Dwayne: Ldidn't know
what was going on.

348
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,184
So in my head, I'm like...

349
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,436
Crane talked to Jerry
and now this match

350
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,647
is a clever way to boot me
from the whole circuit.

351
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,029
What's going on?

352
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,828
Kid, you got the call.

353
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,704
You're heading to the wwf.

354
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:14,956
What?

355
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,249
Congratulations.

356
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,084
Oh, thanks.

357
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,711
Now enjoy it while
I kick your ass.

358
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,678
Man: Lean on me

359
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,555
when the times are bad

360
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,390
I can't thank you enough, Ken.

361
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:36,978
Been a pleasure, Dave.

362
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,233
Man: If you're cold, yeah

363
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,651
I'll be your cover

364
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,195
don't have to worry

365
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,114
'cause I'm here

366
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,950
no need to suffer, baby

367
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,326
'cause I'm here

368
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,704
adult Dwayne: It never felt
so good to lose.

369
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,206
I'm coming

370
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,502
Wow, that was fast.

371
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,838
You'd only been in Memphis
for, what, five months?

372
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,131
Oh, it was crazy.

373
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,817
I couldn't believe
it was happening either.

374
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,278
Vince wanted to fly me to
Connecticut to have another meeting.

375
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,303
Only this time,

376
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,555
he wanted to talk about
my wwe debut.

377
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,308
I just had one thing to do
before I left.

378
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,143
I spared no expense.

379
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,287
I got some Miller high lifes.

380
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,770
Nice. Let's celebrate.

381
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,139
Oh, something feels different.

382
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,318
Oh, yeah? What?

383
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:26,694
I don't know.

384
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,363
Something feels, uh...

385
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,159
Oh what the hell is this?

386
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,496
Well, now you've got a roof
and a ceiling.

387
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,289
You're lousy with
head coverings.

388
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:44,504
Thank you for everything, Bruno. I
appreciate all you've done for me.

389
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,548
Shoot, I don't know
what to say. I love you, brother.

390
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,383
I love you too.
Come on, bring it in.

391
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,070
Hey, let's drink these high
lifes before I get too emotional.

392
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,454
High lifes make you
more emotional.

393
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,389
That's true. That is true.

394
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,326
Vince: We heard about
how you won the crowd

395
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,392
over defending Bruno.

396
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,603
It's exactly what we're
looking for in a baby face.

397
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,687
The fans need a new hero.

398
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,648
Thank you. Yes, I love
the sound of that.

399
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,066
How's this for a debut?

400
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,236
Survivor series,
Madison square garden.

401
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:14,659
Wow. My dad and grandfather
both wrestled at msg.

402
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,743
And now you will, too.

403
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,578
Welcome to the show, kid.

404
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,122
It's great to be here.

405
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,084
And I promise you flex kavana
won't let you down.

406
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,127
By the way, I hate that name.

407
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,047
You're a third generation
wrestling legacy.

408
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,507
Let's own that. Hmm?

409
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:32,426
What do you think of the name
rocky maivia?

410
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,304
Well, my mom actually
suggested that.

411
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,806
Smart lady. But I don't know.

412
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,975
I was kind of hoping
to forge my own path.

413
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,101
I get it.

414
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:44,021
You know, I'm a legacy guy
too, Dwayne.

415
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,648
But family is what got us here.

416
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,441
You should honor that.

417
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,652
Adult Dwayne: He was right.

418
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:53,030
So eventually I shortened
the name and I made it my own.

419
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,493
But, yeah, I made my wwe
debut as rocky maivia.

420
00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:01,706
So you really had your debut
at Madison square garden.

421
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,749
I did, and it was
a magical night.

422
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,042
But eventually,

423
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,794
things would take
a downward turn.

424
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,172
Whoa, who are they?

425
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,632
Adult Dwayne: They're with me.

426
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,552
He's a friend, and I trust him
completely. You should trust him.

427
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,137
Yes. He said it in front of him.

428
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,518
Yeah, I want the cameras
on anyway.

429
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,396
Seeing me finally face
my tormentor would be

430
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,231
an inspirational moment
for others like me.

431
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,358
Mmm-hmm. Others like you.

432
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,651
Victims.

433
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,504
The only thing you're a victim
of is your own delusions.

434
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,614
Says the actor running
for president.

435
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:35,757
What the hell did you
just say? Hmm?

436
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,991
Hey, stop!

437
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,927
We're not in sixth grade
anymore. Let's be adults,

438
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,536
and let's talk this out

439
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,246
over a bottle of wine. Okay?

440
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,570
You're absolutely right.
I'm sorry. I'm willing if he is.

441
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,250
I'm here, aren't I?

442
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,853
Forest: As I told Dwayne
over the years,

443
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,088
there's no problem that can't
be solved by the perfect grape.

444
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,548
Uh, what?

445
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,469
So what we have here is a cabernet
from a monastery in the Swiss alps,

446
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,030
I know you're wondering,
how could you grow

447
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:01,140
grapes in such a
cold climate on a cliff?

448
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:03,976
The answer is

449
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,062
I don't know.

450
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:08,981
Maybe caves or something?

451
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,569
This wine will alter your
outlook towards the world.

452
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,532
I mean, incredible. I'm changed.

453
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:19,825
I prefer white.

454
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,203
Julien, you're a tough hang.

455
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,412
That's right.

456
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,164
So like the nature of this wine,

457
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:28,668
let's try and gain a better
understanding of how this all got started.

458
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,547
Dwayne, can you tell us
what happened?

459
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,966
How Julien was able to get
underneath your skin?

460
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,885
Well, he called me a liar.

461
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,221
And he said my dad
wasn't my dad.

462
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,389
I just asked the quest...

463
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:42,598
Let my best friend talk!

464
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,683
Thank you, Randall.

465
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,811
But why didn't you ignore him?
I mean, you knew the truth.

466
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,104
Well,

467
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,438
I love my dad.

468
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,041
We had a complicated
relationship,

469
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,817
but the one true thing about him

470
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,735
was he was the champ

471
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,445
and he was the greatest
of all time.

472
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,780
And I guess when this kid tried

473
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,365
to take that truth away from me,

474
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,325
I reacted.

475
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,410
Thank you, Dwayne.

476
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,746
Now, Julien,

477
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,750
can you relate to anything
that Dwayne just said?

478
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:09,875
My dad and I had

479
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,836
a great relationship.
He was my best friend.

480
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,462
I have a tattoo

481
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,798
on my leg of his face
with the words,

482
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,260
"hey, another pizza!" Because
that's what he was always saying.

483
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,387
He always wanted more pizza
than he had.

484
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,058
But...

485
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:30,020
I guess my mom and I had
a complicated relationship.

486
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,440
She was very successful.
Big shot lawyer.

487
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:36,235
She helped prince turn his name into
a symbol to get out of record contract.

488
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,088
I tried to do that once to get
out of a movie contract.

489
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,238
Long story short,

490
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,322
it didn't work.

491
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,743
That's why I'm the voice of
thumper in Bambi: Return of the hunt.

492
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,095
I knew I heard
that voice before.

493
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,513
"Help me, Bambi. Help me!"

494
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:47,538
That's it.

495
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,625
Anyway, she was never
around very much.

496
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:52,835
It must have been hard, man.

497
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,609
Julien: Yeah.
Growing up wasn't easy.

498
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:55,796
What made it harder

499
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,840
was Dwayne trying to kill me!

500
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,047
I didn't try and kill you.

501
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,092
You tried to kill me.

502
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,496
If anything, you tried
to kill me.

503
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,596
Ok, well, forget it.

504
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,222
I appreciate it, forest.
Thank you.

505
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,348
This is a waste of time.

506
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,559
I just thought that I'd found
the perfect grape.

507
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,186
But I didn't.

508
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,439
Is there any way
to squash this public beef?

509
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:15,649
Yes.

510
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:18,944
What is it?

511
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,279
Well...