1 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,945 Casey: The latest polls show taft is eating away at our lead 2 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:14,223 in several key states, so this Julien situation is a problem. 3 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,266 The rock attacking an average citizen angle 4 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,685 is hurting us. I didn't attack Julien. 5 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,646 I mean, come on, I was just defending myself. 6 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,606 If anything, I was online bullied. Hmm. 7 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,734 I once played an online bully in a Lars Von trier film. 8 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,069 We all have, Randall. 9 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,445 How's Tennessee looking? 10 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:29,571 Not great. 11 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,095 I'm not losing one of my home states. 12 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,533 No, sir. You're not. 13 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,535 We're going on the offensive in Tennessee 14 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,581 starting with sending in general Monica Jackson. 15 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,288 Oh, great. She on the ground? 16 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,253 She's in Memphis, prepping her rally speech with governor juanita patri. 17 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,710 And Monica and the governor go way back. 18 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,954 They were on the armed forces' taekwondo team together. 19 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:48,423 Chang hon style or songahm style? 20 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,510 I don't know. Should I know that? Mmm-hmm. 21 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:55,137 Uh, all right, brief me on how the rally goes as soon as you have anything, 22 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:56,515 of course. 23 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:01,436 That's a plus, huh? Your vice-presidential pick being tight with the governor? 24 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,647 I trust Monica to get the job done. 25 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:06,316 And, you know, sometimes the best way to solve a problem 26 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,400 is to surround yourself with the right people. Mmm. 27 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,404 Now, I know we're talking Tennessee, 28 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,906 but that reminds me of the story you were telling 29 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:16,201 about your mom stepping in to help your grandmother run her business in Hawaii. 30 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:17,619 Good callback, Randall. 31 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:18,704 I listen. (Chuckles) 32 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,456 I mean, what a crazy time that was. 33 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:24,543 My grandmother was about to go to trial on extortion charges. 34 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:29,256 And she handed the reins over to the best person for the job. Mama rock. 35 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:32,676 Gene: Welcome to Honolulu international airport. 36 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,804 We are days away from the event of the summer. 37 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,806 The backyard brawl-b-q. 38 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,601 In fact, let's bring in two of the giants 39 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,519 of professional wrestling right now. 40 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,122 The one and only, nature boy, Ric flair, 41 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:46,982 and the man from mudlick, Kentucky, hillbilly Jim. 42 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,859 Aloha, fellas. How was the flight? 43 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:50,485 Crazy, gene. 44 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,822 Plane's so big. Bathrooms are so small. 45 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:55,711 I suppose it's better than the alternative. 46 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:59,036 Ric, you're in Hawaii. What's gonna happen? (Exhales) 47 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,204 (Whoops) What the hell? 48 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:04,416 Narrator: That's no chauffeur. That's the iron sheik. 49 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,085 This is you, baba? 50 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,855 Narrator: This could get ugly. (Ric flair whoops) 51 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,088 Hey itakeyourbag. 52 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,173 (The iron sheik grunts) 53 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,842 Jim: My luggage! 54 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,612 The iron sheik: All tighty whities? 55 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:16,845 Ric flair: Just undies? 56 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:18,597 Is that all you brought? (Laughs) 57 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,224 Gene: Gentlemen, gentlemen! 58 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:25,103 This is an international airport, this is no place for a brawl. 59 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:30,108 The only place for a brawl is the backyard brawl-b-q 60 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,861 and things may not settle down until then. 61 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:33,945 Man: Security! 62 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:37,491 My mom was finding her rhythm as a wrestling promoter, 63 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,701 and she was creating all these amazing storylines 64 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:40,786 for her events. 65 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:43,455 Uh, but she was so busy running the family business... 66 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:44,932 Randall, what is this? What are we doing? 67 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,876 Oh, this is a blanket. I brought it from home. 68 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:49,127 I'mjusta hair chilly. 69 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,296 Okay. 70 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,424 Well, she was so busy running the business, 71 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:58,428 that she didn't realize that I was going through some changes. 72 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,764 Let's say, pushing some boundaries. 73 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,224 (Kids giggling) 74 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,103 Teacher: He wrote on my pants 75 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,021 in permanent marker! 76 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:10,649 (Woman screams) 77 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:12,984 (Commotion erupts) 78 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,112 Teacher: Pigeon in theteacheflslounge. 79 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,242 Perfectly good cheese! 80 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:21,785 Andre: Ten. Bucket. 81 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,872 Everybody take your new pages. 82 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,895 I wrote your names on the top so you know which ones are yours. 83 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:32,713 Mine say "macho." 84 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:33,797 That's right. 85 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:36,258 Say, rock. Can I share with you? 86 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:37,884 I seem to have lost mine. 87 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:41,138 Ata: You guys are doing so great with all the new storylines. 88 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:44,808 We aired the airport stunt during the match on Saturday. The fans ate it up! 89 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,101 (Approving sounds) 90 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:49,088 Now just remember to take your pages home with you, please. 91 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,186 Last week I found a bunch of them in the men's room. 92 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,651 Sorry to interrupt, ma'am. 93 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,225 But some people called for you. 94 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,613 Randall: Wait, is that downtown Bruno? 95 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,144 Adult Dwayne: Yup, that's Bruno. 96 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,487 Randall: He looks so young. 97 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,419 Adult Dwayne: That was before he discovered chicken wings and whiskey. 98 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:07,497 Randall: Really? Adult Dwayne: Nah, he was deep into both by then. 99 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:08,582 (Adult Dwayne chuckles) 100 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,167 Yeah, okay, so the first. 101 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,978 Vet called, Francine's eye medicine is ready. 102 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:15,672 So I'll make sure to go get that. And then, oh yeah, yeah. Dewey's principal called. 103 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,174 Dewey's principal? 104 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,634 Shenanigans, mom. 105 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:23,305 That's the word he used to describe Dewey's behavior. Shenanigans. 106 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,308 Why are you doing shenanigans at school, Dewey? 107 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:27,768 I'm not! 108 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,746 Shh! No talking. You're being punished. 109 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:33,440 Fine! Franky's farting. 110 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:35,984 Classic shenanigans. (Laughs) 111 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,194 (Both laughing) Rocky? 112 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,570 This is serious. 113 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,017 Something's going on with Dewey. 114 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:43,575 So the boy turns heel for a couple of weeks. It happens. 115 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:46,286 We're lucky he's only tossing cheese slices. 116 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:47,454 When I was his age, 117 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,873 I was boosting car stereos. 118 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,958 (All laughing) 119 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,878 Ata, don't worry. Dewey's a good boy. 120 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,214 Ata: I know he is. That's why I'm so confused. 121 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,986 Maybe because his dad's the champ now, he's getting a big head. 122 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,428 A few weeks ago, he got in trouble for stealing ajanfloflsladder 123 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:04,638 did he kill the janitor? 124 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,766 But it's still not good. 125 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,267 He's getting bigger. 126 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,911 Bigger than the other kids in his class. 127 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,271 Andre know what that is like. 128 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:16,525 When I was Dewey's age, I threw my teacher into the forest. 129 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,397 You want me to talk to him? 130 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,486 Would you? 131 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:20,904 That would be great. 132 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,197 I'm sure rocky's right 133 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,217 and I'm probably making a big deal out of nothing, 134 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,409 but I just don't want him to become, you know, 135 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:27,828 a bully. 136 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,038 Except for white chocolate, 137 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,582 being a bully is the worst thing on this earth. 138 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,835 Thank you. 139 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,984 Yeah, look. All I'm saying is I do 99 percent of all the work. 140 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:41,383 But since Tony gets the pin, he gets most of the credit. 141 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,343 Hey, I've been working with this promoter. 142 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,513 He's planning a match in Saudi Arabia. Wants to open up the whole territory. 143 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:47,597 Hmm. 144 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,891 He was saying there's a rocky-sized hole in the market. 145 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,059 Really? 146 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:56,648 Thank you all for coming to my trial Eve dinner. 147 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:58,692 To myjury, 148 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:02,654 who I am confident are gonna find me aladyinnocent 149 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:03,989 (all) Hear hear! 150 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,324 Lia: Oh, that reminds me. 151 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:07,492 I gotta ring Bob. 152 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,037 Bob, please. 153 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,374 Hello, FBI? Connect me to Bob. 154 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,378 Mrs. Maivia, again, I am not an operator. 155 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,796 I am tapping your phones. 156 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,256 Bob, please. 157 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,049 (Sighs) 158 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,968 (Dial tone rings) 159 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,053 (Phone trilling) 160 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,347 (Clears throat) Pronto. Lia: Bob. 161 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,309 It's me. Just checking on the brisket. 162 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:33,852 Is it ready yet? 163 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:34,978 Bob: Ah, yes. 164 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,648 The brisket. The brisket is cooking. 165 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,902 (Pop music playing) 166 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:45,614 Sweet dreams are made of these 167 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:49,409 who am I to disagree 168 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:52,412 I travel the world and the seven seas 169 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:53,830 (car starting) 170 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,965 (Heavy footsteps) 171 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,968 Bob: Wait! 172 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,680 I'm trying to give you mangoes! 173 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,808 Some of them want to use you 174 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:18,188 some of them want to get used by you 175 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:21,650 (sighs) 176 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,656 Sweet dreams are made of these 177 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,282 (gavel banging) 178 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:32,661 Before we begin, it has come to the court's attention 179 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,330 that the defendant, Lia maivia, 180 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:38,249 has attempted to illegally influence the jury, 181 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,793 and the judge, for some reason, 182 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,003 with fruit. 183 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,047 The bailiff will now collect all the mangoes. 184 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,512 What if we already ate our mangoes? 185 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,933 My grandmother loved mangoes too! 186 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,602 Yes, they draw their power from the elderly. 187 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,938 What? The fruit do? 188 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,022 Yeah. 189 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,066 (Sucking sound) 190 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:08,571 Judge: I don't know how things work in the wrestling business, Mrs. Maivia. 191 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,323 But in my courtroom, 192 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:11,533 we follow the rules. 193 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,620 Which is why I've chosen to sequester the jury at the double tree hotel, 194 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,064 until the conclusion of this trial. 195 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,833 Not the double tree! But I have tickets to see aerosmith. 196 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,857 So while my grandmother was dealing with a setback in her trial, 197 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,843 my mom was trying to figure out why I kept acting out at school. 198 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,929 So, she called in the best man for the job. 199 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,057 Where is my other coral earring? I'm gonna be late. 200 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,977 I don't understand why Mary worth is in here. 201 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:40,937 (Knock on door) 202 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,314 Go on. Answer it. 203 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,029 Bonjour, mon ami. 204 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,238 Andre? 205 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:51,865 Hi, Andre. 206 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,074 Hi, ata. 207 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,577 What are you doing here? 208 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:56,703 Well, today, 209 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,455 you spend the day with Andre. 210 00:08:58,705 --> 00:08:59,831 Again. 211 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,124 But I have school. 212 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,959 It's okay to miss one day. Go on. 213 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,210 Ata: Go get ready. Yes! 214 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,671 Whoa, hey! Speed racer! 215 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,339 Hey Andre. Rocky. 216 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:12,218 Babe, I'm sorry but I can't make it to Lia's trial today. 217 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:13,779 I'm waiting on Vince McMahon to call me back. 218 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:14,804 That's fine. 219 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,283 Her white lawyer, Herman, says it's best to not have any wrestlers there, 220 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:18,767 in case the jury has a bias. 221 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:20,685 Man: All rise! 222 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:25,148 United States versus Lia maivia, 223 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,442 the honorable judge lamington presiding. 224 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,988 All right. Let's get started. 225 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:33,573 Prosecution, your first witness? 226 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:34,824 Thank you, your honor. 227 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,202 The prosecution calls Lonnie mcgill. 228 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,286 Nice lady. 229 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,164 But she did threaten to bash my head in like a watermelon. 230 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,169 Sylvester ritter, aka junkyard dog. 231 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:47,545 Love Lia. 232 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,005 Wrestled for her for years. 233 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,298 She was always good to me. 234 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,758 Didn't she threaten to slap you? 235 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,471 May I remind you that you're under oath? 236 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,348 She was always threatening slaps. 237 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,363 Somebody do something that she ain't like, 238 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,227 she was breaking out them gloves. 239 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:03,520 Slap city. 240 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:04,813 Slap city limits. 241 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,689 She was like Gladys knight and the slaps. 242 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:07,857 (All murmuring) 243 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,694 Christopher Alan pallies, aka king Kong Bundy. 244 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,239 One time, she said my ring outfits make me look like 245 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,366 a bald woman trying on swimsuits at the mall! 246 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:17,951 (Chuckles softly) 247 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,837 We need to change your image. 248 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,215 (Knitting needles clicking) 249 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,845 Judge: Mrs. Maivia. 250 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,140 Mrs. Maivia! 251 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,224 Yes? 252 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,308 What are you doing? 253 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,727 Knitting. Like a grandmother does. 254 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,690 It looks like you're just hitting two knitting needles together. 255 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,775 Oh, no. I'm making a gift. 256 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:54,904 It's a summer handmuff for your wife, for night time beach walks. 257 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,159 It's just the base. 258 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,997 Andre: Then you lead the pony to the pumpkin patch, and voila! 259 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,082 Your hook has been snelled. 260 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,711 Good. Now we fish. 261 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,087 Remember how I show you? 262 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,049 (Andre laughs) 263 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,509 C'est magnifique, Dewey. 264 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,722 So, Andre tell Dewey a story, huh? 265 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:21,931 Once upon a time, 266 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,475 there was a woman, who had a cherry bush. 267 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,897 One day she see a toad eating her cherries. 268 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,690 She said to the toad, 269 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,234 "hey, toad! Get away from my cherries!" 270 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,360 (Chuckles) 271 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:37,280 But the toad was secretly a witch. 272 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:44,871 She put a spell on the woman so her baby would be born covered in hair like a dog. 273 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,956 (Andre laughs) 274 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,265 I'm gonna shoot you straight here, Andre. 275 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,545 I have no idea what you're talking about. 276 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,631 Justbecause you are becoming big 277 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,914 does not mean you can bully the children at school, huh? 278 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,384 The bigger you are... 279 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,222 This is about me getting in trouble? Oui. 280 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,682 I'm not doing that stuff because I'm big, 281 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,809 I'm doing it because of a girl. 282 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,062 A girl? 283 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:14,442 Woman: (Singing) Can I get to love you 284 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,738 and feel the joy 285 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:22,492 that love can bring 286 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,497 you are the one 287 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,001 young Dwayne: It felt weird to tell my mom 288 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,795 because she's, like, an old girl. 289 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,505 And my dad would just be like, 290 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,466 "is she a wrestling fan? Sell her my merch." 291 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,094 I think I'm in love. (Sighs) 292 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,596 And I've never felt these feelings before. 293 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,516 Maybe we not talk for a while, huh? 294 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,768 The fish are sleeping. 295 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,728 (Shushes slowly) 296 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,940 (Phone rings) 297 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,318 Hello? 298 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,088 Rocky, it's Vince mc... (Clears throat) 299 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,613 One sec. 300 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,032 Rocky, it's Vince McMahon. 301 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,452 Sorry, I was eating a burrito. Anyway, how are you, rock? 302 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,454 You left a message? Well, first of all, 303 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:12,166 I just wanna say I'm very excited about getting back on the road with the wwf. 304 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,668 And, um, I was thinking... 305 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:17,297 Look, I know for the most part it's gonna be Tony and I defending the tag team titles. 306 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,842 But what if we threw a couple solo matches my way? 307 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,220 I feel like there's a rocky-sized hole in the market right now. 308 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,557 Oh, I agree, rocky. You're a wonderful singles competitor. 309 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,476 Oh. (Chuckles) Thank you, that's great. 310 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,603 But you and Tony together, 311 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:37,191 it's historic. I mean, it's legendary. It's... it's inspiring. 312 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,526 Uh-huh, yeah? 313 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:39,736 We can't break that apart. 314 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,530 Think about all the kids out there who love you, rock, 315 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,825 that believe in you. We can't do that to them, right? 316 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,787 Uh, right. Yeah, no, no, no. We can't do that. 317 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,457 Good. Glad we had this talk. 318 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,626 So, look. I've got something big brewing. 319 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,282 I'm betting the farm on this one. 320 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:02,717 I don't know what I'm gonna name it. Maybe wrestlefest. Or wrestleplex. 321 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,135 It's gonna be huge. 322 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,722 Greg yao: I don't have the money. 323 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,599 Lia: Then you have to pay a different price. 324 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,221 Greg yao: What do you mean? 325 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,310 Lia: Bang, bang! 326 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,770 Lawyer: Mrs. Maivia. 327 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,063 Is that you on the tape? 328 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,733 Yes, but I wasn't threatening Greg yao. 329 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,694 That's just how I talk. Bang, bang, boom, boom. 330 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,197 It's a wrestling thing. 331 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,323 Bang, bang. 332 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,908 That's how you talk? 333 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,659 That's right. Boom, boom. 334 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:33,247 I've never heard you add those words at the end of your sentences until just now. 335 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,916 I have been. Bang, boom. 336 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,435 Could we get the court stenographer to read back 337 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,461 any part of the transcript which shows that? 338 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,296 Lia: She missed it. 339 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,381 Boom, bang. 340 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,673 You should fire her. 341 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,966 Boom, boom. 342 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,218 (People murmuring) 343 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,804 I didn't know you wanted to talk about love. 344 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,657 I thought you were bullying because you were becoming big. 345 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:51,682 So I take you fishing. 346 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:52,892 Andre, it's fine. 347 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:56,354 We don't have to talk about love if you don't want. We can just fish. 348 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,773 This is not Andre's area of expertise, huh? 349 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,400 Andre is a giant. 350 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:01,776 Not a Romeo. 351 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:06,656 But if you want to talk about love, then we talk about love. 352 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,200 Okay, great. So her name is Debbie Rose. 353 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,702 And she wears these little colored balls in her hair. 354 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,122 And she's a fan of reo speedwagon. 355 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,332 She smells like Johnson's baby shampoo. 356 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:20,002 Oh, one time I made a joke about that because my last name is Johnson. 357 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,629 But she didn't laugh. 358 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:27,260 Anyways, whenever I see her my stomach feels like I just ate a bag of pop rocks. 359 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,345 Is that a question? Um... 360 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:34,058 I guess my question is, how do you get a girl to like you? 361 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:37,061 Women, they're complex creatures, Dewey. 362 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,107 They are strong of will and firm of heart. 363 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,443 And they only go where they wish to. 364 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,279 If she like you, then she like you. 365 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,655 And if she doesn't? 366 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:48,990 Que sera, sera, 367 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,283 what does that mean? 368 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,993 It means c'est la vie. 369 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,870 I don't understand any of that. 370 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,706 Andre, have you ever beeninlove? 371 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,875 Oui, mon ami. 372 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,418 Andre has loved. 373 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,546 Her name was brigitte. 374 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,424 She was Andre's stewardess when he fly to Japan. 375 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:12,972 She had blonde hair and a beautiful, kind face. 376 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,726 And when Andre ask for a glass of wine, 377 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,396 brigitte bring him the whole bottle. 378 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,149 Did you tell her how you felt? 379 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,361 At the end of flight, when brigitte bring a hot towel, 380 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:31,407 Andre tell her how he feel. And he ask her to join him for dinner. 381 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,992 Then what happened? 382 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,913 Brigitte belong to the sky. 383 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,414 She's dead? 384 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,751 (Laughs) No. No, she is working. 385 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,685 She's too busy to have dinner with Andre. 386 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,006 So sad. 387 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:51,093 No. No, Andre get to be in love. 388 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,264 Love does not have to be returned to be love, Dewey. 389 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:56,849 It's a feeling. 390 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,476 And if you feel it, 391 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,436 then it's real. 392 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,313 It fills you up with... 393 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,858 (Chuckles) Pop rocks. 394 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,892 (Fishing rod whirring) Oh! Oh! 395 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,487 Oh. Oh, my god. It... 396 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,571 Reel her in, mon ami. 397 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,073 Whoo! Oh! 398 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,242 (Andre laughs) 399 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,536 (Both cheer) 400 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,456 (Exclaims, laughs) 401 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,166 Tres bien, Dewey! 402 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,292 (Bothlaugh) 403 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,710 (Andre sighs) 404 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,295 Okay. 405 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,381 Now we release her, huh? Release her? 406 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,840 But I just caught her. 407 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,969 You want her to stay. She does not want to. 408 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,640 So, like brigitte, we honor and respect her choice. 409 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,433 Even though we do not share it. 410 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,435 We let her go home. 411 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,441 Bonne chance, ma choupette. 412 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,151 Bye, fish. 413 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,287 So if you only keep the fish that want to be kept, 414 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,164 how many fish do you actually end up getting to eat? 415 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:07,295 Oh, Andre do not eat the fish. The wine pairings do not speak to me. 416 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,760 So Andre the giant taught you about love. 417 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,264 I learned about it from watching two squirrels in the park. 418 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,348 Mmm. 419 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:20,891 They were going at it. 420 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,768 Mmm. (Sighs) 421 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,979 Well, I came outta thatday, changed. 422 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,440 And my mom was so happy about that. 423 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:31,527 And even if she didn't know it, she sent in the right person for the job. 424 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:38,075 Man: (Singing) And I can't fight this feeling anymore 425 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,369 hi, Debbie Rose. 426 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,495 Hi, Dewey. 427 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:45,708 I like you. 428 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,085 Oh. Okay. 429 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,171 Like... like-like? 430 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,007 Yeah, do you like-like me? 431 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,509 No, sorry. 432 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,428 I just like you regular. 433 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,266 I understand. 434 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,103 You're a complex creature who is strong of will and firm of heart 435 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,064 and nobody can tell you what to do. 436 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,068 I release you. 437 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,863 Que se gah glah gah. 438 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,823 What? 439 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,991 It's French. 440 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,375 What was that about? 441 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:31,253 I think Dewey Johnson just respected me? 442 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,130 Bette: Huh. I wonder if it'll catch on. 443 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,715 Fart pony! Fart pony! 444 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,009 Ugh! 445 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,344 (Young Julien laughs) 446 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,762 Randall: Ugh, Julien again? 447 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,454 Adult Dwayne: Always been the worst. 448 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,686 Mom? What are you doing? 449 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,145 Packing for prison. 450 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,399 Do you want my wooden spoons? 451 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,442 Don't need these where I'm going. 452 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:54,902 Don't be ridiculous. 453 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,429 There's still a lot of trial to go. 454 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,074 I'm tired of fighting. 455 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,701 I am a lady innocent. 456 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,036 But the court system is so cruel. 457 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:08,165 Which is why I want you to take over the business permanently. 458 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,129 No? So who's gonna run things? 459 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:15,673 You will. 460 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:20,251 Because you're the strongest woman I know, and you're going to get through this. 461 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,471 The jury doesn't believe me. 462 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,173 The jury isn't any different from a wrestling audience, 463 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,476 we tell them what's real and what's not. 464 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,186 It's what we do. 465 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,232 Also nobody believes you're tired of fighting. You love fighting. 466 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,192 I do, dontl? 467 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,862 We just need a plan. 468 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,035 (Phone buzzing) 469 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,038 Casey, hey. How's it going? 470 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,082 Uh, not well. 471 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,462 It turns out that the governor and Monica were more rivals 472 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,547 than friends on the taekwondo team, 473 00:20:56,714 --> 00:21:00,217 they decided, pretty quickly, for old times' sake, to throw on their doboks 474 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,343 and have a grapple. 475 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:05,389 And Monica, being in far superior shape, dispatched the governor 476 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,308 with pace and brutality. 477 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,144 There is video, which we managed to secure all of. Thank god. 478 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,271 Because it is not something that you wanna see. 479 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:16,275 At one point, the governor begged for mercy. And Monica reminded her 480 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,861 that "taekwondo" means the way of the foot and fist, 481 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,029 and showed her none. 482 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,949 Sounds like general Jackson had an old grudge she couldn't let go of. 483 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,576 You know, like you and... 484 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,245 Yes, we all see the parallels. Thank you, Randall.