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Julien: Dwayne Johnson is
just a bad guy, he always has been.

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And when someone tries to
kill you, you don't forget.

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And you don't want that person
in the white house.

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(Beeps)

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Wait. So, you do know this guy?

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Uh, we met briefly in Hawaii.

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Did you really try and kill him?

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No, come on. Of course not.

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So who is he? What happened?

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Well, you know
when you're on top,

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someone will come along and
try to knock you down a peg.

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(Scoffs) Oh, yes.

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In 1984, my dad, rocky
Johnson and his tag team partner,

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Tony atlas, had just
won the wwe tag team titles

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and we were all riding high.

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Adult Dwayne: My dad
was making more money

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than he'd ever made in his life.

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And one of the first
things he did

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was call the guy all the
wrestlers got their jewelry from,

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legendary heel manager,
classy Freddie blassie.

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The finest Israeli diamonds
in Hawaii.

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(Upbeat music playing)

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Man: (Singing) Tonight

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adult Dwayne: And one
of the first things I did

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was go on a shopping spree
at toys r us.

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Vince McMahon had made
my dad a star.

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And he wasn't only making
our lives better,

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he had my grandmother's back

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as she dealt with
federal charges

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for an incident involving
rival promoter, Greg yao.

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It's a screwjob, Vince.

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Whatever we can do to support
you, Lia, just let me know.

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These feds they don't understand

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the ways of our business.

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You know they're listening
to this call right now?

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No way. They'd have
to get their heads

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out of their asses first.

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(Bothlaugh)

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Good. (Laughs)

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Adult Dwayne: Vince was
always true to his word

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and continued to allow some
of his guys to work

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for my grandmother, which was
crucial to her business.

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His wwf stars wrestled
on her weekly show,

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which aired on TV in Hawaii
every Saturday.

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Commentator 1: Mr. Fuji throws
salt in king Tonga's eyes.

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(G roans) That's gotta sting.

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Commentator 2: Wait a minute,
Jake's pointing at his bag.

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What's in the bag?

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Commentator 1: Oh, my god,
it's desdemona.

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Jake places his snake desdemona

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on a knocked out
splotter's chest,

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adding insult to injury.

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(Bell dings) (Crowd cheering)

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Commentator 2:
Rocky with the elbow to sheik.

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Commentator 1: And George
"the animal" Steele is going wild.

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Rocky dives for the tag.

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Commentator 2: Tony atlas
is coming in like a house on fire.

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(Crowd cheering)

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He body presses sheik,
what a specimen.

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(All cheering)

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One...

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Two... three... four...
(Bell dings)

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The soul patrol has done
it again. Yeah! Go, dad!

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(Chuckles) Wait,
these aren't potato ridges.

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They're ruffles, baby.

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Only name brands for us now.

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(Both whooping)

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Adult Dwayne: Things were great.

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We were living in
a nice apartment...

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(Both whooping)
Eating name brand snacks.

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And the clothes...

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(Upbeat music playing)

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Man: (Singing) Tonight

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ooh

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I felt pretty damn cool being
the son of a wwf champ.

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Hey, how much can
your dad bench?

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I don't know. But it's a lot.

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One time I saw him pick up
a refrigerator.

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All: Whoa!

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I saw rocky pull a knife
on a bunch of kids

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who had stolen
Dewey's boogie board.

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All: Whoa!

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(Bell ringing)
And then my dad grabs Steele

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by his back hair. All: Wow!

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So, sheikjumps in.

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Then my dad
starts pummeling sheik.

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My dad tags in Tony,

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who pins sheik
and the announcers go,

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"the soul patrol
has done it again."

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All: Whoa!
Young Julien: Sorry...

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Julien here. New kid.

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My familyjust moved in from
Saint Paul, Minnesota.

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(Suspenseful music playing)

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Randall: Oh, my god! That's him.

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Julien. That's him.

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And he came out of
the gates swinging.

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How do we know that rocky
Johnson is really your dad?

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What? I'm just saying,

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have any of you ever seen rocky?

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Girl 1: Uh...

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Girl 2: Yeah. (Kids murmuring)

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Sebi, you just said
you saw my dad

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pull a knife on some bullies.

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Well, now that I think about it,

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it could have just been a
supportive man you were with.

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Has your dad ever
dropped you off at school?

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No, 'cause I take the bus.
Julien: That's weird.

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Son of a champ, takes the bus?

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Just saying.

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Adult Dwayne: No one had ever
challenged me like that

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and it got to me.

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Man on radio: The rainbow warriors
certainly have their work cut out for them.

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Man 2 on radio: Coming
up on Terry and the chief...

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Lia maivia in studio live.
(Sputtering)

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Lia the whole island
is buzzing about

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the live wrestling event
you're putting on next month.

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Can you give us any details?

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Of course, Terry.

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The backyard brawl-b-q will
be held at aloha stadium

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with the biggest stars
in the business.

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Andre the giant, soul patrol,

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Ric flair, roddy Piper,

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Jake "the snake,"

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oh, and so many more...
Mrs. Maivia.

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You can't be here. Again,
you are under house arrest.

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How did you find me?
You're on the radio.

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Let's go. But this
is for my business.

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You're about to go on trial

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for racketeering and extortion
charges against Greg yao.

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You're not to conduct
business of any kind.

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Fine, I'll call my white lawyer

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and see what he says about that.

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Yes, great. I very much
encourage you to do so.

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Good, I will.

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Tickets are going fast,
call 808...

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Mrs. Maivia... 1578922.

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The FBI can be ruthless.

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As I know from researching
the role of eliot ness

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which I didn't wind up getting

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because the casting director
was playing mind games.

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Mmm. So, you know them? Mmm-hmm.

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Like I was saying,
when you're on top

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like my grandmother was,

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people come for you, man.
(Chuckles)

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When she was getting
ready for her court case,

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my dad and Tony,

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well, they were really embracing

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the perks of being champs.

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The number one rule is,

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no matter what,
under any circumstances

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never ever meet him
after midnight, yeah.

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Tony atlas: Hey,
nice necklace, rock.

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Is that a bronze coyote?
Oh, no, brother.

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It's a golden lion. Yes, it is.

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(Chuckles) You live
your life, brother.

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I just got myself a water bed.

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Hey, I heard that's like
sleeping in the ocean.

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Well, no. See, I don't
go near the ocean.

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But I do mess with a water bed.

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The guy even gave me
a champion's discount.

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King titan's luxury goods.

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They'll hook you up.

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(All laughing)

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Good to see you. Pat Patterson.

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Ah, rocky.

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Guess who was just
talking about you?

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Who? Nobody.

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(All laughing)

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"Nobody." (both chuckle)

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Oh, pat loved thatjoke.

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You know, he was tag team
partners with my grandfather,

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high chief Peter maivia.

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And pat was the first
openly gay wrestler

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and at that time
in pro-wrestling,

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it wasn't easy.

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Adult Dwayne: They would
mess with him,

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and talk behind his back.

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Man: Nice jacket.

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So, my grandfather
went up to pat

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in a crowded locker room...

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Good luck tonight, pat.

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Adult Dwayne: It was
my grandfather's way of saying

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"if you mess with pat,
then you mess with me."

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Randall: Mmm-hmm.

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And no one wanted to
mess with the high chief.

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He was the baddest dude
in the room.

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(All greeting and
talking indistinctly)

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I have an important
announcement from Lia.

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Lia: Testing, testing,
one, two, three.

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Bob, are you recording?

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Bob: Yes. Lia: Good. Hello.

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I wish I could be
with you in person today.

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But my white lawyer has said

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I can't contact
any wrestling businesses.

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I will sort this out,
but until then

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I won't be able
to run any meetings

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and I'll be in touch soon.

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How do I turn...

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These used pancakes

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are from the gentlemen
in the corner booth.

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Enjoy the leftovers, boys,

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didn't want 'em to go to waste.

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(Chuckling) Greg yao.

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What are you doing here?

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I've been up for
three days celebrating.

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(Chuckles) Celebrating.

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Wait, what was I
celebrating again?

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You know what, you
wouldn't have the balls...

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No... to show up in this diner,

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if Lia were here.

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Well, she's not here. But I am.

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With Jessica and Kristen.

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(Chuckles) It's Kirsten.

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I'm never gonna rememberthat,
baby. (Chuckles)

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Wait, celebrating
your family's demise.

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That's what I was gonna say.

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That's what I've been up
for three days doing.

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(Snickers)

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Adult Dwayne: While my grandmother
had her hands full with Greg yao,

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I was dealing with
my own problems.

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Dad, can you sign this for me?

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Sure.

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What's that for?
There's a kid at school

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who doesn't believe
that dad is my dad.

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What? Of course I'm your dad.

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I know but he
doesn't believe me.

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Oh, honey, don't let
that kid bother you.

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But get used to it.

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You see, I'm on top,

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which means you're on top.

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Naturally people are gonna
wanna challenge you.

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Here. Hand it over like this.

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So, they can see
the family resemblance.

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(Chuckles) Hi, how
are you folks doing?

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Anything catch your eye so far?

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Yes, uh... (Clears
throat) We are interested

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in a water bed.

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My tag team partner, Tony atlas,

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said he got one here.

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Rocky Johnson. (Chuckles)

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Wow, I'm a huge soul patrol fan.

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Ah, thank you. That
last match was awesome.

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When Tony press-slammed
the sheik.

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(Chuckles)

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Yeah, but I kinda roughed
sheik up before that.

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Set Tony up. Yeah.

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Ingrid, let's get
a champion's discount

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for Mr. Atlas's partner here.

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Okay, I love Tony atlas.

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(Bell ringing)

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Yo, Julien, you want proof
that rocky Johnson's my dad?

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Here.

253
00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:58,747
(Kids murmuring)

254
00:08:58,872 --> 00:08:59,998
That's a cute photo

255
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,000
that you could have gotten
at a meet and greet.

256
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,253
You see, I also have
a signed photo

257
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,588
with me and rocky.

258
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,215
All: Ooh! Does this
mean he's my dad?

259
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,801
I also have one

260
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,303
with me and Johnny Carson.

261
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,971
All: Whoa!

262
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,931
Also, not my dad.

263
00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,475
(Kids laughing)

264
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,851
(Locker door closes)

265
00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,437
Randall: Oh, oh, so Julien
was that kind of kid?

266
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,897
The worst, right? The worst.

267
00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,540
I totally get
why you tried to kill him.

268
00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,734
I never tried to kill him.
Oh, right. Right.

269
00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,110
Like at all. Okay.

270
00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,297
I'll be... I'll be right
out. (Sobbing)

271
00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,114
(Upbeat music playing on TV)

272
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,949
Hope. (Gasps)

273
00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,409
What are you doing here?

274
00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:37,813
I'm here to take
the woman I love.

275
00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,287
You're my woman.

276
00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,581
I've prayed for this
moment. Bo still loves hope!

277
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,124
(Chuckung)

278
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,503
Honey...

279
00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,588
I need you to take over
the business.

280
00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,091
What? Just temporarily.

281
00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,426
The slimy FBI put
an ankle ring on me

282
00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,719
to track me like a dog.

283
00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,097
So, I can't work while
my court case is pending.

284
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,324
Have you talked to
Herman about this?

285
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,016
Your white lawyer. Who?

286
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,309
Oh, yes, yes, he agrees.

287
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,144
While I'm dealing
with the trial,

288
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,521
I need you to make sure

289
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,897
everything runs smoothly.

290
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,233
If anything jeopardizes
this business,

291
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,818
Greg yao wins.

292
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,736
But... hold on, days is back.

293
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,405
You're not gonna marry Welch,
I'm not gonna let that happen.

294
00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:15,532
Stop me.

295
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:19,160
Woman: (Singing) Where have
all the good men gone and where are...

296
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,745
I knew he'd stop the wedding.

297
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,288
Maybe rocky should
get a motorcycle.

298
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,373
(TV turns off)

299
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,542
Running the business
will be easy.

300
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,544
You oversee the Saturday matches

301
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,754
and the backyard brawl-b-q,
live event.

302
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,631
But I've never done
anything like this,

303
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,109
I can't just come in
and run the place.

304
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,134
Yes, you can.

305
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,427
You've been by my side
the whole time.

306
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,221
The business is in your blood.

307
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,431
That's true.

308
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,976
I have watched you and dad
do this my entire life.

309
00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,521
Okay.

310
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,481
I'll do it. (Chuckles)

311
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,108
Good. And remember,

312
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,277
when the wrestlers come
and tell you ideas

313
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,528
about their persona,

314
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,655
just say, "I'll think about it."

315
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,824
And then never think about it.

316
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,245
(People talking indistinctly)

317
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,581
My mom gave me the breakdown
of this Saturday's matches

318
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,392
and they're basically
the same as last week's.

319
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,835
Hey, it's a well-oiled machine.

320
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,558
You got this, babe.
You're gonna do great.

321
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,175
I'm talking pan am, right?
Man: Pan am?

322
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,843
You gotta get in there.
I'm on that...

323
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,006
Okay, everyone let's all
take a seat and get started.

324
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,014
(Chattering indistinctly)

325
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,141
Sheik, are you looking
for the bathroom?

326
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,351
No, I'm giving myself a tour.

327
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,395
Let's just all stay
in the living room.

328
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:28,938
Hey, man, pass
this coffee to Randy.

329
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,064
Yeah, got you, brother.

330
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,774
Yeah. There you go.

331
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,737
Ooh, yeah. Great coffee, Tony.

332
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,238
You're welcome, boss.

333
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,699
Hey, I made that coffee, man.

334
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,075
Sorry, brother, uh...

335
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,369
Heiflce. Thank you.

336
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,829
Was that so hard?

337
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,207
Ata: Okay, let's get
to business.

338
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,418
Um, as you know, I'm
temporarily taking over for my mom

339
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,295
while she handles her
legal issues.

340
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,047
So, let's go through
Saturday's match.

341
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,924
Sika: Ata? Yes, sika.

342
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,927
I have an idea I wanna try
called "touched by ghosts."

343
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,345
All: Ooh!

344
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,930
See, I dye my hair all white.

345
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:05,141
Now either I'm a ghost
or I'm a warrior

346
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,602
who fought ghosts and survived,

347
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,020
but I paid a price.

348
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,563
My white hair.

349
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,315
I always carry the Mark.

350
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,900
That's deep. (Whistles)

351
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,860
Okay, well... maybe...

352
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:16,945
And I was also thinking.

353
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,613
I know I'm super strong and all,

354
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,782
but what if I had a weakness?

355
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,493
And that weakness was feet.

356
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,012
Women's feet. You
know what, Tony, I think...

357
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,580
I'll eat some bad beans
and magically become smart.

358
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,290
You know what?

359
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,292
These are great ideas.

360
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,295
How about we all write them
down and I'll think about it.

361
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,672
Bob has pens and paper.

362
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,174
(All chattering indistinctly)

363
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,592
I'm already taking notes.

364
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,469
I'm... hey, that's my pad.

365
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,821
Okay, that has
a personal message

366
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:43,846
from a lady on it, okay?

367
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,390
That's a note from my mother.

368
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,933
Please, that's from my mother.

369
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,309
(Bell dinging)

370
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,703
(Crowd cheering)
Just ignore him, baby.

371
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,729
It doesn't matter what
this Julien kid thinks.

372
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,481
Except it does.

373
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,483
Kids are starting to
believe him.

374
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,877
Fine, then I'll just
come to school

375
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,754
with you tomorrow and
show him my stretch marks.

376
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,281
Uh, you know what,
I think I'm good.

377
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,992
Commentator 1: Mr. Fuji, again,

378
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,493
with the salt to the eyes.
(G roans)

379
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,971
(Bell dings) Commentator
2: Look who's back.

380
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,329
It's desdemona.

381
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,457
Commentator 1: Jake
the snake adds insult to injury.

382
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,810
Adult Dwayne: Now that
my mom was in charge,

383
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,795
she saw the wrestling matches
in a new light. (Groans)

384
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,022
And all she could think about

385
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,423
were ways to improve them.

386
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,925
Commentator 1:
He body-presses Valentine...

387
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,677
His signature move.

388
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,097
(Bell ringing)
Tony pins Valentine,

389
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,640
and the soul patrol wins again.

390
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:28,725
Young Dwayne: Yeah!

391
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,228
Ata. (Chuckles) Hey.

392
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,604
So good to see you.

393
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,690
(Chuckles) Muah. Muah.

394
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,650
So good to see you.

395
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,110
You remember my son, Dewey?

396
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,571
Oh, look at this little man.

397
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,531
(Chuckles) He reminds me
so much of Peter.

398
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:47,243
One day, you will be
a champ. Huh?

399
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,703
Like your father

400
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,496
and your grandfather.

401
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,790
It is in your blood.
You understand?

402
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,168
Adult Dwayne: Pat was right.
It was in my blood.

403
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,627
And I knew what I needed to do.

404
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,074
(Suspenseful music
playing on TV)

405
00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,839
And so did my mom.

406
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,682
Why are you looking
at the guys' suggestions?

407
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,093
You're not actually
considering their ideas.

408
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,970
(Chuckles)
Their ideas aren't great.

409
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,264
But they're not wrong to
wanna do something different.

410
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,035
Doesn't it feel like we keep
repeating the same thing?

411
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,268
I feel like I am.

412
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,811
Babe, I do all that selling,

413
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,772
Tony gets the high tag
and the big finish

414
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,398
and that's what
the people remember.

415
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,816
It's crazy.

416
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,443
I do 99% of the work

417
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,736
and he gets all the glory.

418
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,946
I mean, we're both
tag team champ...

419
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,493
Where's my belt?

420
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,788
Oh, my god!

421
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,123
(Upbeat funky music playing)

422
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,753
Is that the wwf tag team belt?

423
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:39,879
Yup.

424
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,299
Yo, Julien, just thought I'd
wear a belt to school today.

425
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,301
My dad's championship belt.

426
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,427
All: Whoa!

427
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,471
Did you also get one of these
at a meet and greet?

428
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,473
Huh! No.

429
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,017
So, how do you think
I got it then?

430
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,102
All: Ooh!

431
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,229
I guess rocky Johnson
really is your dad.

432
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,814
And don't forget it.

433
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,690
Julien: But...

434
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,692
It's not like it's your belt.

435
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,319
Say what? Kids: Ooh!

436
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,030
You didn't win it.
You're not a wrestler.

437
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,448
Not yet.

438
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,658
But I will be.

439
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,827
It's in my blood. Oh, yeah?

440
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,621
Prove it.

441
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,666
Let's take this to the yard.

442
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,293
All: Whoa!

443
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,506
Great work
on Saturday's matches.

444
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,591
I mean, I just executed
your vision.

445
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:26,759
Exactly.

446
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,720
Here's a breakdown
for next weekend.

447
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,933
And this week, you have
to do the wrestling round up

448
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,018
on the Terry and
the fake chief show.

449
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,895
This is the same as last week.

450
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,897
And the week before.

451
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,482
Mr. Fuji's throwing salt again.

452
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:45,611
No, see. He's throwing
salt in sgt. Slaughter's eyes.

453
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,488
But why is he throwing
salt at all?

454
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:48,823
Because he wants to win.

455
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,200
I mean, what's his backstory?

456
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,952
Was he a failed chef?

457
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,329
Did critics say his food
was too bland,

458
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,165
which caused
his restaurant to close

459
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,834
and now he just carries salt
with him wherever he goes?

460
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,670
No, hejust throws it
because he has it.

461
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,755
Maybe we could create
more history for these guys.

462
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,675
Get fans even more invested
in the storylines.

463
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,677
It's like days of our lives.

464
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,680
Every soap character
has a backstory.

465
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,223
A betrayal.

466
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,768
A secret twin. A hidden
love child and we eat it up.

467
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,896
We could be doing the
same thing with wrestling.

468
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,607
Wrestling's never been
more popular. Why change it?

469
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,983
It's not changing it.

470
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,027
It's just building on
what's already there.

471
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,421
I really think
we've got a chance...

472
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,446
You know what?

473
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,072
I'll think about it.

474
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,993
Man on TV: Fresh brewed
coffee will brighten up your day.

475
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,328
Start your morning with a...

476
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:39,081
(Bell rings)
(Upbeat music playing)

477
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,879
Young Dwayne: All right.
This is a classic ladder match.

478
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,089
First person to climb up
theladder

479
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,925
and get the belt wins.

480
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,886
All: Whoo! Which will be me.

481
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,095
All: Ooh!

482
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,680
This is the wrestling ring.

483
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,349
We can't go outside these lines.

484
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,477
Nothing to the face or nuts
for obvious reasons.

485
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,604
Here, read this.

486
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,900
In this corner, weighing
in at 91.5 pounds,

487
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,861
future wrestler and undisputed
son of rocky Johnson,

488
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,030
Dewey Douglas Johnson!

489
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,758
(Cheering) Young Dwayne:
Yeah. You're going down Julien.

490
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,618
And in the other corner,
Montana Julien.

491
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,495
All: Yeah. I'm from Minnesota.

492
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,871
Let's have a clean match.

493
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,122
Ding, ding, ding.

494
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,958
(All cheering)

495
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,668
All: Ooh! Ow! What the...

496
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,586
(All cheering)

497
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,426
Young Dwayne: Get off!

498
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,761
Boy: Come on.

499
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,014
Yes! (All cheering)

500
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,642
(All gasping)

501
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,477
Come help your champion.

502
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,396
So, I beat him in
a school yard match,

503
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,815
and that's what he
means by I tried to kill him.

504
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,751
He's the one who pushed
the ladder out from underyou.

505
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,610
And there I was dangling
from that tree

506
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,071
all because I let that little
punk get underneath my skin.

507
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,489
When really he was justjealous

508
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,800
and wanted to
knock me down a peg.

509
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:55,825
He had nothing to lose,

510
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,493
everything to gain,
just like now.

511
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,495
Totally. And now you have
the much thicker skin.

512
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,098
And there's no way I'd
let that happen to me now.

513
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,540
So, what happened
after the fight?

514
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,250
Well, the school called
my parents in

515
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,835
and I got into a lot of trouble.

516
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,961
Mmm. For starting a fight.

517
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,088
No, for stealing
thejanhoflsladder

518
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,774
he got stuck up on the roof
for a couple of hours.

519
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:11,841
(Both chuckle)

520
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,217
Someone call my wife.

521
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,844
Hi, honey.

522
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,154
It's me your wife.
(Kids giggling)

523
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,346
Mrs. Janitor.

524
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,140
My wife's name is Gloria.

525
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,558
Just bring me my ladder.

526
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,101
Hey! Hey!

527
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,686
Stop throwing nuts.

528
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,897
Adult Dwayne: And I wasn't
the only one in the family

529
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,566
who let someone
get under their skin.

530
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,277
So, today, we're talking to
some very special guests.

531
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,696
The wwf tag team champions,

532
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,948
Tony atlas and rocky Johnson.

533
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,701
So, guys, you both got
great charisma, great bodies.

534
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,370
Rocky, you're a workhorse.
You got moves on moves.

535
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,663
Hey, thank you, Terry.

536
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,999
You know... but Tony,
you come into the ring

537
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,127
andyouhfitheguy overyourhead

538
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,338
and that's it. You only
have the one move.

539
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,923
And the audience is eating
outofyourhand.

540
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,925
I know. It's all I gotta do.

541
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,470
(Chuckung)

542
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,639
So, you're taking on
roddy rowdy Piper

543
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,724
and George "the animal" Steele

544
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,851
at the backyard brawl-b-q.

545
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,354
What can we expect
from the soul patrol?

546
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,897
Well, um...

547
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,148
Whatever it is,

548
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,193
I'm sure itwill involve
me doing 99% of the work,

549
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,862
and Tony lifting a guy
at the end.

550
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,365
(Suspenseful music playing)

551
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,700
(Chuckles) Do I sense some
tension here?

552
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,869
Yeah. 'Sup, bruh?

553
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,371
You mad at me?

554
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,539
Or did you get up on the
wrong side of the waterbed?

555
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,084
For the finest water beds

556
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,086
checkout king titan's
luxury goods.

557
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,922
No, I'm not mad.

558
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,423
I'm just speaking the truth.

559
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,301
I start the match,
grind our opponents down,

560
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,136
then you come in at the very end

561
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,304
and get the pin.

562
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,057
Rocky does the work,
Tony gets the credit.

563
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,519
The chief: Oh, I don't know
about you, Terry, but I'm sensing

564
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,728
some trouble in paradise.

565
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,313
Why don't we take a break

566
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,898
and give these two
time to cool off?

567
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,733
In the meantime,
we're taking your calls.

568
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,154
That was amazing.

569
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,240
You guys played that perfectly.

570
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,991
Sidney poitier over
here. (Chuckles)

571
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,452
That was some great
acting, bruh. I totally bought it.

572
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,621
Thanks, Tony. You weren't
so bad yourself.

573
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,581
Adult Dwayne: Because my mom
loved soap operas,

574
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,375
she understood that
the best storylines

575
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,419
always came from
a kernel of truth.

576
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,670
(Phone ringing)

577
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:13,897
Terry: Wow. The
phone lines are blowing up.

578
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,923
Looks like the fans are
buying it, too. (Chuckles)

579
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,591
This tension is going to get

580
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,319
everyone invested in your
match at the brawl-b-q.

581
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,903
I'm planning something
big for you guys.

582
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,763
I've got Lia on line two.

583
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,241
She wants to know
what the hell's going on.

584
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,307
(Phone ringing)

585
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,910
Adult Dwayne: Integrating
out of the ring drama was something

586
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,496
that would eventually become a
fixture in the world of pro-wrestling.

587
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,480
My mom and
a few other visionaries,

588
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,274
they were well ahead
of their time.

589
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,735
But she still had
herchahenges ahead of her.

590
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,194
Hmm. So, hey we had the team

591
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,904
do some digging
on this Julien guy.

592
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,489
He's a real piece of work.

593
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,575
He's a chiropractor
with two stars on yelp,

594
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,243
divorced, one son,

595
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,204
he's been banned from the olive
garden for complaining too much,

596
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,331
and apparently he has
tweeted about you every day,

597
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:50,976
since you announced that you
were running for president.

598
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,043
(All chuckling)

599
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:57,423
Uh, "who actually knows
if the rock loves america?"

600
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,716
(Randall chuckles) Oh!

601
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,260
"How do we know
he's not on steroids?"

602
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,344
(All chuckling)

603
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,508
Randall: Ooh, "no way
was that him singing in moana."

604
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,766
(All laughing) Randall: Okay.

605
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,185
(Chuckung)

606
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,438
Well, it's been a nice fun
trip down memory Lane

607
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,790
and I have an interview
to prep for.

608
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,649
(Laughs)

609
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,610
Uh, oh, it's a kitten video.

610
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,404
Randall: "The rock hates
kittens, of course."