1 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:07,591 Julien: Dwayne Johnson is just a bad guy, he always has been. 2 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:10,677 And when someone tries to kill you, you don't forget. 3 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:13,514 And you don't want that person in the white house. 4 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,058 Wait. So, you do know this guy? 5 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,351 Uh, we met briefly in Hawaii. 6 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,727 Did you really try and kill him? 7 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,854 No, come on. Of course not. 8 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,564 So who is he? What happened? 9 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:23,833 Well, you know when you're on top, 10 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,109 someone will come along and try to knock you down a peg. 11 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,528 Oh, yes. 12 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,368 In 1984, my dad, rocky Johnson and his tag team partner, 13 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,162 Tony atlas, had just won the wwe tag team titles 14 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,455 and we were all riding high. 15 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,642 Adult Dwayne: My dad was making more money 16 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,167 than he'd ever made in his life. 17 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,627 And one of the first things he did 18 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,213 was call the guy all the wrestlers got their jewelry from, 19 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:49,299 legendary heel manager, classy Freddie blassie. 20 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,427 The finest Israeli diamonds in Hawaii. 21 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:56,848 Man: Tonight 22 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,618 adult Dwayne: And one of the first things I did 23 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,644 was go on a shopping spree at toys r us. 24 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,938 Vince McMahon had made my dad a star. 25 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:04,701 And he wasn't only making our lives better, 26 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,233 he had my grandmother's back 27 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,818 as she dealt with federal charges 28 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,862 for an incident involving rival promoter, Greg yao. 29 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:12,614 It's a screwjob, Vince. 30 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:15,158 Whatever we can do to support you, Lia, just let me know. 31 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,522 These feds they don't understand 32 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:17,744 the ways of our business. 33 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,913 You know they're listening to this call right now? 34 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,477 No way. They'd have to get their heads 35 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:22,708 out of their asses first. 36 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:26,962 Good. 37 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,089 Adult Dwayne: Vince was always true to his word 38 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,221 and continued to allow some of his guys to work 39 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,594 for my grandmother, which was crucial to her business. 40 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:36,597 His wwf stars wrestled on her weekly show, 41 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,474 which aired on TV in Hawaii every Saturday. 42 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,561 Commentator 1: Mr. Fuji throws salt in king Tonga's eyes. 43 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,229 That's gotta sting. 44 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,107 Commentator 2: Wait a minute, Jake's pointing at his bag. 45 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:48,442 What's in the bag? 46 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,611 Commentator 1: Oh, my god, it's desdemona. 47 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,571 Jake places his snake desdemona 48 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:54,406 on a knocked out splotter's chest, 49 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,241 adding insult to injury. 50 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,911 Commentator 2: Rocky with the elbow to sheik. 51 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:02,015 Commentator 1: And George "the animal" Steele is going wild. 52 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,957 Rocky dives for the tag. 53 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:07,002 Commentator 2: Tony atlas is coming in like a house on fire. 54 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:12,466 He body presses sheik, what a specimen. 55 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,303 One... 56 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:18,847 Two... three... four... 57 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:21,475 The soul patrol has done it again. Yeah! Go, dad! 58 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,102 Wait, these aren't potato ridges. 59 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:25,437 They're ruffles, baby. 60 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,189 Only name brands for us now. 61 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,181 Adult Dwayne: Things were great. 62 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,338 We were living in a nice apartment... 63 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,155 Eating name brand snacks. 64 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,657 And the clothes... 65 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,121 Man: Tonight 66 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,082 ooh 67 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:48,669 I felt pretty damn cool being the son of a wwf champ. 68 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:50,879 Hey, how much can your dad bench? 69 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,547 I don't know. But it's a lot. 70 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,925 One time I saw him pick up a refrigerator. 71 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,051 All: Whoa! 72 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:58,261 I saw rocky pull a knife on a bunch of kids 73 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,763 who had stolen Dewey's boogie board. 74 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,640 All: Whoa! 75 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,642 And then my dad grabs Steele 76 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:04,805 by his back hair. All: Wow! 77 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,645 So, sheikjumps in. 78 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,189 Then my dad starts pummeling sheik. 79 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,691 My dad tags in Tony, 80 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,110 who pins sheik and the announcers go, 81 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:16,113 "the soul patrol has done it again." 82 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,782 All: Whoa! Young Julien: Sorry... 83 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,784 Julien here. New kid. 84 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,370 My familyjust moved in from Saint Paul, Minnesota. 85 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,224 Randall: Oh, my god! That's him. 86 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,499 Julien. That's him. 87 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,501 And he came out of the gates swinging. 88 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:33,296 How do we know that rocky Johnson is really your dad? 89 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,006 What? I'm just saying, 90 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,134 have any of you ever seen rocky? 91 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,218 Girl 1: Uh... 92 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,845 Girl 2: Yeah. 93 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,888 Sebi, you just said you saw my dad 94 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,390 pull a knife on some bullies. 95 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,183 Well, now that I think about it, 96 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,811 it could have just been a supportive man you were with. 97 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,981 Has your dad ever dropped you off at school? 98 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,233 No, 'cause I take the bus. Julien: That's weird. 99 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,610 Son of a champ, takes the bus? 100 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,320 Just saying. 101 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,740 Adult Dwayne: No one had ever challenged me like that 102 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:00,991 and it got to me. 103 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,161 Man on radio: The rainbow warriors certainly have their work cut out for them. 104 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,180 Man 2 on radio: Coming up on Terry and the chief... 105 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,914 Lia maivia in studio live. 106 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:09,666 Lia the whole island is buzzing about 107 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,877 the live wrestling event you're putting on next month. 108 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,253 Can you give us any details? 109 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,297 Of course, Terry. 110 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:18,717 The backyard brawl-b-q will be held at aloha stadium 111 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,677 with the biggest stars in the business. 112 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,430 Andre the giant, soul patrol, 113 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,640 Ric flair, roddy Piper, 114 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,184 Jake "the snake," 115 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,728 oh, and so many more... Mrs. Maivia. 116 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:33,190 You can't be here. Again, you are under house arrest. 117 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,317 How did you find me? You're on the radio. 118 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,110 Let's go. But this is for my business. 119 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,361 You're about to go on trial 120 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,781 for racketeering and extortion charges against Greg yao. 121 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,949 You're not to conduct business of any kind. 122 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,534 Fine, I'll call my white lawyer 123 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,845 and see what he says about that. 124 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,330 Yes, great. I very much encourage you to do so. 125 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,748 Good, I will. 126 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:54,544 Tickets are going fast, call 808... 127 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,923 Mrs. Maivia... 1578922. 128 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,218 The FBI can be ruthless. 129 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:04,054 As I know from researching the role of eliot ness 130 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,281 which I didn't wind up getting 131 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,283 because the casting director was playing mind games. 132 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,643 Mmm. So, you know them? Mmm-hmm. 133 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,353 Like I was saying, when you're on top 134 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,771 like my grandmother was, 135 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,397 people come for you, man. 136 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,125 When she was getting ready for her court case, 137 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,275 my dad and Tony, 138 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:18,544 well, they were really embracing 139 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,736 the perks of being champs. 140 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,613 The number one rule is, 141 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,740 no matter what, under any circumstances 142 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:27,494 never ever meet him after midnight, yeah. 143 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,996 Tony atlas: Hey, nice necklace, rock. 144 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,749 Is that a bronze coyote? Oh, no, brother. 145 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,626 It's a golden lion. Yes, it is. 146 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,503 You live your life, brother. 147 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,255 I just got myself a water bed. 148 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,066 Hey, I heard that's like sleeping in the ocean. 149 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:42,300 Well, no. See, I don't go near the ocean. 150 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,927 But I do mess with a water bed. 151 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:47,013 The guy even gave me a champion's discount. 152 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,849 King titan's luxury goods. 153 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,141 They'll hook you up. 154 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,314 Good to see you. Pat Patterson. 155 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,820 Ah, rocky. 156 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,822 Guess who was just talking about you? 157 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,866 Who? Nobody. 158 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,703 "Nobody." 159 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,163 Oh, pat loved thatjoke. 160 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,624 You know, he was tag team partners with my grandfather, 161 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,126 high chief Peter maivia. 162 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,753 And pat was the first openly gay wrestler 163 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,505 and at that time in pro-wrestling, 164 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:21,590 it wasn't easy. 165 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:22,775 Adult Dwayne: They would mess with him, 166 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,842 and talk behind his back. 167 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,093 Man: Nice jacket. 168 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,511 So, my grandfather went up to pat 169 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,179 in a crowded locker room... 170 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,431 Good luck tonight, pat. 171 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,101 Adult Dwayne: It was my grandfather's way of saying 172 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:35,061 "if you mess with pat, then you mess with me." 173 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,187 Randall: Mmm-hmm. 174 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,106 And no one wanted to mess with the high chief. 175 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,400 He was the baddest dude in the room. 176 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,616 I have an important announcement from Lia. 177 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,619 Lia: Testing, testing, one, two, three. 178 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,495 Bob, are you recording? 179 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:54,664 Bob: Yes. Lia: Good. Hello. 180 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,083 I wish I could be with you in person today. 181 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,919 But my white lawyer has said 182 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:01,296 I can't contact any wrestling businesses. 183 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,256 I will sort this out, but until then 184 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,467 I won't be able to run any meetings 185 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,843 and I'll be in touch soon. 186 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,136 How do I turn... 187 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,930 These used pancakes 188 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,098 are from the gentlemen in the corner booth. 189 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,893 Enjoy the leftovers, boys, 190 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,311 didn't want 'em to go to waste. 191 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,146 Greg yao. 192 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,356 What are you doing here? 193 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,999 I've been up for three days celebrating. 194 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,360 Celebrating. 195 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,030 Wait, what was I celebrating again? 196 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,425 You know what, you wouldn't have the balls... 197 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,718 No... to show up in this diner, 198 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:31,743 if Lia were here. 199 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,495 Well, she's not here. But I am. 200 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,413 With Jessica and Kristen. 201 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,041 It's Kirsten. 202 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:41,169 I'm never gonna rememberthat, baby. 203 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:44,172 Wait, celebrating your family's demise. 204 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,423 That's what I was gonna say. 205 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,307 That's what I've been up for three days doing. 206 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,056 Adult Dwayne: While my grandmother had her hands full with Greg yao, 207 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,641 I was dealing with my own problems. 208 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,893 Dad, can you sign this for me? 209 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,311 Sure. 210 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,313 What's that for? There's a kid at school 211 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,357 who doesn't believe that dad is my dad. 212 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,067 What? Of course I'm your dad. 213 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,069 I know but he doesn't believe me. 214 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,363 Oh, honey, don't let that kid bother you. 215 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,156 But get used to it. 216 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,616 You see, I'm on top, 217 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,201 which means you're on top. 218 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,537 Naturally people are gonna wanna challenge you. 219 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,163 Here. Hand it over like this. 220 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,165 So, they can see the family resemblance. 221 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,543 Hi, how are you folks doing? 222 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,128 Anything catch your eye so far? 223 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:26,840 Yes, uh... We are interested 224 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,341 in a water bed. 225 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,510 My tag team partner, Tony atlas, 226 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,012 said he got one here. 227 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,596 Rocky Johnson. 228 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,223 Wow, I'm a huge soul patrol fan. 229 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:37,934 Ah, thank you. That last match was awesome. 230 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,978 When Tony press-slammed the sheik. 231 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:43,732 Yeah, but I kinda roughed sheik up before that. 232 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:45,150 Set Tony up. Yeah. 233 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,235 Ingrid, let's get a champion's discount 234 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,195 for Mr. Atlas's partner here. 235 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,489 Okay, I love Tony atlas. 236 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:56,494 Yo, Julien, you want proof that rocky Johnson's my dad? 237 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:57,579 Here. 238 00:08:58,872 --> 00:08:59,998 That's a cute photo 239 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,000 that you could have gotten at a meet and greet. 240 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,253 You see, I also have a signed photo 241 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,588 with me and rocky. 242 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,215 All: Ooh! Does this mean he's my dad? 243 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,801 I also have one 244 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,303 with me and Johnny Carson. 245 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,971 All: Whoa! 246 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,931 Also, not my dad. 247 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,437 Randall: Oh, oh, so Julien was that kind of kid? 248 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,897 The worst, right? The worst. 249 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,540 I totally get why you tried to kill him. 250 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,734 I never tried to kill him. Oh, right. Right. 251 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,110 Like at all. Okay. 252 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,297 I'll be... I'll be right out. 253 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,949 Hope. 254 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,409 What are you doing here? 255 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:37,813 I'm here to take the woman I love. 256 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,287 You're my woman. 257 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,581 I've prayed for this moment. Bo still loves hope! 258 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,503 Honey... 259 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,588 I need you to take over the business. 260 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,091 What? Just temporarily. 261 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,426 The slimy FBI put an ankle ring on me 262 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,719 to track me like a dog. 263 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,097 So, I can't work while my court case is pending. 264 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,324 Have you talked to Herman about this? 265 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,016 Your white lawyer. Who? 266 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,309 Oh, yes, yes, he agrees. 267 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,144 While I'm dealing with the trial, 268 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,521 I need you to make sure 269 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,897 everything runs smoothly. 270 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,233 If anything jeopardizes this business, 271 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,818 Greg yao wins. 272 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,736 But... hold on, days is back. 273 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,405 You're not gonna marry Welch, I'm not gonna let that happen. 274 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:15,532 Stop me. 275 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:19,160 Woman: Where have all the good men gone and where are... 276 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,745 I knew he'd stop the wedding. 277 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,288 Maybe rocky should get a motorcycle. 278 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,542 Running the business will be easy. 279 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,544 You oversee the Saturday matches 280 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,754 and the backyard brawl-b-q, live event. 281 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,631 But I've never done anything like this, 282 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,109 I can't just come in and run the place. 283 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,134 Yes, you can. 284 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,427 You've been by my side the whole time. 285 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,221 The business is in your blood. 286 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,431 That's true. 287 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,976 I have watched you and dad do this my entire life. 288 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,521 Okay. 289 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,481 I'll do it. 290 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,108 Good. And remember, 291 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,277 when the wrestlers come and tell you ideas 292 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,528 about their persona, 293 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,655 just say, "I'll think about it." 294 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,824 And then never think about it. 295 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,581 My mom gave me the breakdown of this Saturday's matches 296 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,392 and they're basically the same as last week's. 297 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,835 Hey, it's a well-oiled machine. 298 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,558 You got this, babe. You're gonna do great. 299 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,175 I'm talking pan am, right? Man: Pan am? 300 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,843 You gotta get in there. I'm on that... 301 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,006 Okay, everyone let's all take a seat and get started. 302 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,141 Sheik, are you looking for the bathroom? 303 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,351 No, I'm giving myself a tour. 304 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,395 Let's just all stay in the living room. 305 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:28,938 Hey, man, pass this coffee to Randy. 306 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,064 Yeah, got you, brother. 307 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,774 Yeah. There you go. 308 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,737 Ooh, yeah. Great coffee, Tony. 309 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,238 You're welcome, boss. 310 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,699 Hey, I made that coffee, man. 311 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,075 Sorry, brother, uh... 312 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,369 Heiflce. Thank you. 313 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,829 Was that so hard? 314 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,207 Ata: Okay, let's get to business. 315 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,418 Um, as you know, I'm temporarily taking over for my mom 316 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,295 while she handles her legal issues. 317 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,047 So, let's go through Saturday's match. 318 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,924 Sika: Ata? Yes, sika. 319 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,927 I have an idea I wanna try called "touched by ghosts." 320 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,345 All: Ooh! 321 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,930 See, I dye my hair all white. 322 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:05,141 Now either I'm a ghost or I'm a warrior 323 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,602 who fought ghosts and survived, 324 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,020 but I paid a price. 325 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,563 My white hair. 326 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,315 I always carry the Mark. 327 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,900 That's deep. 328 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,860 Okay, well... maybe... 329 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:16,945 And I was also thinking. 330 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,613 I know I'm super strong and all, 331 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,782 but what if I had a weakness? 332 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,493 And that weakness was feet. 333 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,012 Women's feet. You know what, Tony, I think... 334 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,580 I'll eat some bad beans and magically become smart. 335 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,290 You know what? 336 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,292 These are great ideas. 337 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,295 How about we all write them down and I'll think about it. 338 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,672 Bob has pens and paper. 339 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,592 I'm already taking notes. 340 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,469 I'm... hey, that's my pad. 341 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,821 Okay, that has a personal message 342 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:43,846 from a lady on it, okay? 343 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,390 That's a note from my mother. 344 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,933 Please, that's from my mother. 345 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,703 Just ignore him, baby. 346 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,729 It doesn't matter what this Julien kid thinks. 347 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,481 Except it does. 348 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,483 Kids are starting to believe him. 349 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,877 Fine, then I'll just come to school 350 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,754 with you tomorrow and show him my stretch marks. 351 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,281 Uh, you know what, I think I'm good. 352 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,992 Commentator 1: Mr. Fuji, again, 353 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,493 with the salt to the eyes. 354 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,971 Commentator 2: Look who's back. 355 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,329 It's desdemona. 356 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,457 Commentator 1: Jake the snake adds insult to injury. 357 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,810 Adult Dwayne: Now that my mom was in charge, 358 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,795 she saw the wrestling matches in a new light. 359 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,022 And all she could think about 360 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,423 were ways to improve them. 361 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,925 Commentator 1: He body-presses Valentine... 362 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,677 His signature move. 363 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,097 Tony pins Valentine, 364 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,640 and the soul patrol wins again. 365 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:28,725 Young Dwayne: Yeah! 366 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,228 Ata. Hey. 367 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,604 So good to see you. 368 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,690 Muah. Muah. 369 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,650 So good to see you. 370 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,110 You remember my son, Dewey? 371 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,571 Oh, look at this little man. 372 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,531 He reminds me so much of Peter. 373 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:47,243 One day, you will be a champ. Huh? 374 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,703 Like your father 375 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,496 and your grandfather. 376 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,790 It is in your blood. You understand? 377 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,168 Adult Dwayne: Pat was right. It was in my blood. 378 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,627 And I knew what I needed to do. 379 00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,839 And so did my mom. 380 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,682 Why are you looking at the guys' suggestions? 381 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,093 You're not actually considering their ideas. 382 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,970 Their ideas aren't great. 383 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,264 But they're not wrong to wanna do something different. 384 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,035 Doesn't it feel like we keep repeating the same thing? 385 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,268 I feel like I am. 386 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,811 Babe, I do all that selling, 387 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,772 Tony gets the high tag and the big finish 388 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,398 and that's what the people remember. 389 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,816 It's crazy. 390 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,443 I do 99% of the work 391 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,736 and he gets all the glory. 392 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,946 I mean, we're both tag team champ... 393 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,493 Where's my belt? 394 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,788 Oh, my god! 395 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,753 Is that the wwf tag team belt? 396 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:39,879 Yup. 397 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,299 Yo, Julien, just thought I'd wear a belt to school today. 398 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,301 My dad's championship belt. 399 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,427 All: Whoa! 400 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,471 Did you also get one of these at a meet and greet? 401 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,473 Huh! No. 402 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,017 So, how do you think I got it then? 403 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,102 All: Ooh! 404 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,229 I guess rocky Johnson really is your dad. 405 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,814 And don't forget it. 406 00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,690 Julien: But... 407 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,692 It's not like it's your belt. 408 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,319 Say what? Kids: Ooh! 409 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,030 You didn't win it. You're not a wrestler. 410 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,448 Not yet. 411 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,658 But I will be. 412 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,827 It's in my blood. Oh, yeah? 413 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,621 Prove it. 414 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,666 Let's take this to the yard. 415 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,293 All: Whoa! 416 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,506 Great work on Saturday's matches. 417 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,591 I mean, I just executed your vision. 418 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:26,759 Exactly. 419 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,720 Here's a breakdown for next weekend. 420 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,933 And this week, you have to do the wrestling round up 421 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,018 on the Terry and the fake chief show. 422 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,895 This is the same as last week. 423 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,897 And the week before. 424 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,482 Mr. Fuji's throwing salt again. 425 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:45,611 No, see. He's throwing salt in sgt. Slaughter's eyes. 426 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,488 But why is he throwing salt at all? 427 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:48,823 Because he wants to win. 428 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,200 I mean, what's his backstory? 429 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,952 Was he a failed chef? 430 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,329 Did critics say his food was too bland, 431 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,165 which caused his restaurant to close 432 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,834 and now he just carries salt with him wherever he goes? 433 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,670 No, hejust throws it because he has it. 434 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,755 Maybe we could create more history for these guys. 435 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,675 Get fans even more invested in the storylines. 436 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,677 It's like days of our lives. 437 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,680 Every soap character has a backstory. 438 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,223 A betrayal. 439 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,768 A secret twin. A hidden love child and we eat it up. 440 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,896 We could be doing the same thing with wrestling. 441 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,607 Wrestling's never been more popular. Why change it? 442 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,983 It's not changing it. 443 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,027 It's just building on what's already there. 444 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,421 I really think we've got a chance... 445 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,446 You know what? 446 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,072 I'll think about it. 447 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,993 Man on TV: Fresh brewed coffee will brighten up your day. 448 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,328 Start your morning with a... 449 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,879 Young Dwayne: All right. This is a classic ladder match. 450 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,089 First person to climb up theladder 451 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,925 and get the belt wins. 452 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,886 All: Whoo! Which will be me. 453 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,095 All: Ooh! 454 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,680 This is the wrestling ring. 455 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,349 We can't go outside these lines. 456 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,477 Nothing to the face or nuts for obvious reasons. 457 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,604 Here, read this. 458 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,900 In this corner, weighing in at 91.5 pounds, 459 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,861 future wrestler and undisputed son of rocky Johnson, 460 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,030 Dewey Douglas Johnson! 461 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,758 Young Dwayne: Yeah. You're going down Julien. 462 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,618 And in the other corner, Montana Julien. 463 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,495 All: Yeah. I'm from Minnesota. 464 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,871 Let's have a clean match. 465 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,122 Ding, ding, ding. 466 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,668 All: Ooh! Ow! What the... 467 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,426 Young Dwayne: Get off! 468 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,761 Boy: Come on. 469 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,014 Yes! 470 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,477 Come help your champion. 471 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,396 So, I beat him in a school yard match, 472 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,815 and that's what he means by I tried to kill him. 473 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,751 He's the one who pushed the ladder out from underyou. 474 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,610 And there I was dangling from that tree 475 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,071 all because I let that little punk get underneath my skin. 476 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,489 When really he was justjealous 477 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,800 and wanted to knock me down a peg. 478 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:55,825 He had nothing to lose, 479 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,493 everything to gain, just like now. 480 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,495 Totally. And now you have the much thicker skin. 481 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,098 And there's no way I'd let that happen to me now. 482 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,540 So, what happened after the fight? 483 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,250 Well, the school called my parents in 484 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,835 and I got into a lot of trouble. 485 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,961 Mmm. For starting a fight. 486 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,088 No, for stealing thejanhoflsladder 487 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,131 he got stuck up on the roof for a couple of hours. 488 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,217 Someone call my wife. 489 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,844 Hi, honey. 490 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,154 It's me your wife. 491 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,346 Mrs. Janitor. 492 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,140 My wife's name is Gloria. 493 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,558 Just bring me my ladder. 494 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,101 Hey! Hey! 495 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,686 Stop throwing nuts. 496 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,897 Adult Dwayne: And I wasn't the only one in the family 497 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,566 who let someone get under their skin. 498 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,277 So, today, we're talking to some very special guests. 499 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,696 The wwf tag team champions, 500 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,948 Tony atlas and rocky Johnson. 501 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,701 So, guys, you both got great charisma, great bodies. 502 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,370 Rocky, you're a workhorse. You got moves on moves. 503 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,663 Hey, thank you, Terry. 504 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,999 You know... but Tony, you come into the ring 505 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,127 andyouhfitheguy overyourhead 506 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,338 and that's it. You only have the one move. 507 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,923 And the audience is eating outofyourhand. 508 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,925 I know. It's all I gotta do. 509 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,639 So, you're taking on roddy rowdy Piper 510 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,724 and George "the animal" Steele 511 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,851 at the backyard brawl-b-q. 512 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,354 What can we expect from the soul patrol? 513 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,897 Well, um... 514 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,148 Whatever it is, 515 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,193 I'm sure itwill involve me doing 99% of the work, 516 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,862 and Tony lifting a guy at the end. 517 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,700 Do I sense some tension here? 518 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,869 Yeah. 'Sup, bruh? 519 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,371 You mad at me? 520 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,539 Or did you get up on the wrong side of the waterbed? 521 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,084 For the finest water beds 522 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,086 checkout king titan's luxury goods. 523 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,922 No, I'm not mad. 524 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,423 I'm just speaking the truth. 525 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,301 I start the match, grind our opponents down, 526 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,136 then you come in at the very end 527 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,304 and get the pin. 528 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,057 Rocky does the work, Tony gets the credit. 529 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,519 The chief: Oh, I don't know about you, Terry, but I'm sensing 530 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,728 some trouble in paradise. 531 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,313 Why don't we take a break 532 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,898 and give these two time to cool off? 533 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,733 In the meantime, we're taking your calls. 534 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,154 That was amazing. 535 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,240 You guys played that perfectly. 536 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,991 Sidney poitier over here. 537 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,452 That was some great acting, bruh. I totally bought it. 538 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,621 Thanks, Tony. You weren't so bad yourself. 539 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,581 Adult Dwayne: Because my mom loved soap operas, 540 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,375 she understood that the best storylines 541 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,419 always came from a kernel of truth. 542 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:13,897 Terry: Wow. The phone lines are blowing up. 543 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,923 Looks like the fans are buying it, too. 544 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,591 This tension is going to get 545 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,319 everyone invested in your match at the brawl-b-q. 546 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,903 I'm planning something big for you guys. 547 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,763 I've got Lia on line two. 548 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,527 She wants to know what the hell's going on. 549 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,910 Adult Dwayne: Integrating out of the ring drama was something 550 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,496 that would eventually become a fixture in the world of pro-wrestling. 551 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,480 My mom and a few other visionaries, 552 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,274 they were well ahead of their time. 553 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,735 But she still had herchahenges ahead of her. 554 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,194 Hmm. So, hey we had the team 555 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,904 do some digging on this Julien guy. 556 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,489 He's a real piece of work. 557 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,575 He's a chiropractor with two stars on yelp, 558 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,243 divorced, one son, 559 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,204 he's been banned from the olive garden for complaining too much, 560 00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,331 and apparently he has tweeted about you every day, 561 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,615 since you announced that you were running for president. 562 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:57,423 Uh, "who actually knows if the rock loves america?" 563 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,716 Oh! 564 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,260 "How do we know he's not on steroids?" 565 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,508 Randall: Ooh, "no way was that him singing in moana." 566 00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,766 Randall: Okay. 567 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,438 Well, it's been a nice fun trip down memory Lane 568 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,921 and I have an interview to prep for. 569 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,610 Uh, oh, it's a kitten video. 570 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,404 Randall: "The rock hates kittens, of course."