1 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:09,134 Hello, I'm Randall park. 2 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:12,179 With election day 2032 just around the corner, 3 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:14,139 the latest polls released today 4 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,641 show candidate Dwayne Johnson 5 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,184 with a four point lead 6 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,353 over his opponent, senator Brayden taft. 7 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,438 Candidate Johnson has come along way 8 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,357 since we started our all-access coverage 9 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,441 of his campaign. 10 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:25,901 We've captured the good, 11 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,445 the bad, and the surreal. 12 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,405 Starts tumbling 13 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:33,784 who's your daddy? Who's your baby? 14 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:38,497 Who's your buddy? Who's your man? 15 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,541 See you at the polls! Let's do this! 16 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,087 Tonight we have candidate Johnson with us live 17 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,089 from his campaign headquarters. Welcome, Dwayne. 18 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:50,300 Hey, Randall, it's good to see you, buddy, as always. 19 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,584 Tell me, are you already writing your acceptance speech? 20 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:54,555 Randall, you know me. 21 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,014 I never point to that scoreboard 22 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,099 until the game is over. 23 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,451 Oh, yeah, you see, I'm the opposite. 24 00:00:58,475 --> 00:00:59,726 I love counting my chickens. 25 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:02,145 I, like, literally have four chickens. 26 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,397 You live free, man. 27 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,523 Okay. 28 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,650 Randall, there's been so many times in my life 29 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,695 where things were going great, and then all of a sudden, bam, 30 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,071 I get blindsided. 31 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,634 The poster looks great, mom, but rocky hasn't won the belt yet. 32 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,909 I had these made early. Vince told me that 33 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,202 it's only a matter of time. 34 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:18,745 Rocky's going to go on the road, 35 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:20,747 wrestle for the wwf, 36 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,457 become the tag-team champion, 37 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,459 and then he'll return home and fight for me. 38 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:27,337 Oh, Dewey, uh, take a picture 39 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,672 of me with my poster. 40 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,441 I'm gonna take it on the road with me tomorrow, 41 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,466 show it to macho man, 42 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:32,610 tell him I'm from the future. 43 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:33,719 It'll freak him out. 44 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,432 Then I'll appear and pretend to be you from the past. 45 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,601 His brain is gonna explode. 46 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,269 I appreciate that, little man, 47 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,438 but you're gonna stay here with your mom. 48 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:45,731 Road is no place for a kid. 49 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:46,982 But I'm not a kid. 50 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,318 I'm the president of the rocky Johnson fan club. 51 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:51,153 Sweetie, we're gonna have so much fun. 52 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,363 We're gonna go to the zoo, see that pregnant panda, 53 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,087 and we're all gonna go to the beach later. 54 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:58,243 Hey, boss, you ready to go visit Gary chow? 55 00:01:58,327 --> 00:01:59,328 Yeah. 56 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,371 Wait, are you going to see Greg yao? 57 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:05,417 Because Gary chow sounds suspiciously like Greg yao. 58 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,585 Gary is my florist, 59 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,587 and we're gonna go and talk about orchids. 60 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,088 See, when you smile and say that, 61 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,899 it makes me think you're not telling me the truth. 62 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:12,924 Does it? 63 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,688 I think you should stay away from that guy. 64 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:17,054 If you want to put on a match, you go through me. 65 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:18,406 Just tell me what you want me to do. 66 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,807 You pay my tribute fee of $5,000. 67 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,852 Did you hear, FBI? Did you get it? 68 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,562 Yeah, but if we can get more, 69 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,886 we have a better chance of making sure the charges stick. 70 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,442 And, remember, we're going to the beach later. 71 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,611 We won't be gone long. Come on, Bob. 72 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,380 Young Dwayne: You need me on the road with you. I'll get the car. 73 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,882 Young Dwayne: Who's gonna help sell merch? 74 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:37,491 Vince has guys who do that. 75 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:38,700 Not as well as I can. 76 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,370 You see this smile? It moves units. 77 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,722 Dewey, I don't think it's a good idea. 78 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,106 I don't want to stay here with mom. 79 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,415 I wanna go with you. 80 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:49,378 Young ata: Okay, fine. 81 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,647 Rocky: You wanna go somewhere with me? 82 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,673 Okay, then. Let's go. 83 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:54,549 Elbows in. 84 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:55,967 Yeah, back straight. 85 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,969 Now. 86 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,430 Flex. 87 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,557 Ooh. 88 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,144 Yeah, nice. 89 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,479 Look at that definition. 90 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,898 Me and you could be doing this on the road, dad. 91 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,483 Gym buddies. 92 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,902 Yeah, the gym is a place to get after it, 93 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,029 but it's also a place for real talk. 94 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:18,031 Okay, real talk me. 95 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,409 All right. Come here, Dewey. 96 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:21,535 Remember how mom said 97 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,537 star search changed their minds 98 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,660 about flying her out to los Angeles for an audition? 99 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:27,624 That wasn't true. 100 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,502 Oh, okay. So mom's a bad singer. 101 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:31,670 What? No. 102 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:34,214 No, no, no, no, no. She chose not to go 103 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,466 to be here with you while I was on the road. 104 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,844 She wanted to be that constant presence in your life 105 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,012 so you always felt like you had a home. 106 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:42,806 So, when you say things like, 107 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,641 "I don't wanna stay here with mom," 108 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,727 Dewey, that hurts her. 109 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,353 You're not a little kid anymore, 110 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:49,730 so you can't be doing that. 111 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,190 Are you ready to be the man 112 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,734 of the house while I'm gone? 113 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:55,902 What do I have to do? 114 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,905 Watch after your mom and your grandma. 115 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,949 A man looks out for his family. 116 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,787 Dad, if it's okay with you, 117 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,456 I'm gonna do my next set by myself. 118 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:08,999 Absolutely. 119 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:10,917 Dosome thinking curls. 120 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,628 Adult Dwayne: I was just a kid 121 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,047 but I knew I wanted to live by those words. 122 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,508 Words I still live by today. 123 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:22,053 When you're getting down 124 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,057 Lia, Bob. 125 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:27,768 Come in. 126 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,728 You know why we're here, yao. 127 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,104 Where's my tribute fee? 128 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,981 Okay, straight to the point. 129 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:39,905 It's light. 130 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,948 I... I could only find $1,800. 131 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,284 But if you let me put on my wrestling match, 132 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,535 I can get you the rest. 133 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,454 You hear that, Peter? 134 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,372 He's trying to screw me, high chief. 135 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,958 I'm not. Who are you talking to? 136 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,921 I... I don't have the money. 137 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,215 Then you have to pay a different price. 138 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,258 What do you mean? 139 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,052 Bang, bang. 140 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,763 You have until the end of the day. 141 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:13,188 Did you get it? 142 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,190 We got it. Calling it in now. 143 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,569 Where are they? 144 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,738 Mom said to meet her and grandma here. 145 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,866 All: Surprise! 146 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,388 I just wanted to do a little something 147 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,732 to show you how proud of you I am. 148 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,040 Thank you, babe. 149 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,543 This is just the beginning for us. 150 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:36,920 Food smells incredible. 151 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,714 Ha! I stole recipe from old family enemy. 152 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,926 Hey, so, uh, me and sika are trying to find out 153 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,845 who's got the best artistic eye, eh? 154 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,568 Sika: So let us eachtake a picture of you, 155 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:49,015 and then in five to seven days' time when it's developed, 156 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,284 you can tell us which one's better. 157 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:51,726 But first, shirts off. 158 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,812 Oh. Family: Oy, oy, oy, oy. 159 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,460 Afa and sika: Thank you, Dewey. Yeah. 160 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,608 One, two, three, flex. 161 00:05:58,733 --> 00:05:59,860 Afa: Ooh. 162 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:03,363 Oh, what a beautiful tableau, yeah. 163 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:04,573 Ah, Dewey. 164 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,158 Mom, can I real talk you? 165 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,785 Sure, baby. What's going on? 166 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,539 What's that for? 167 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,083 I'm glad I'm staying here with you while dad's gone. 168 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,210 I'm glad you are too. 169 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,188 Randall: So even at ten-years-old, 170 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,339 you were already stepping up for your family? 171 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,900 Adult Dwayne: Yeah, it's a great feeling 172 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,402 when you're on top of that rollercoaster, 173 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,052 but we all know what comes after that. 174 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,345 Young Lia: Ooh, perfect. 175 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,180 The cake is too nice. 176 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,783 They'll never believe that you made it. 177 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,726 They'll believe what I tell them to believe. 178 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:33,935 Come on. We're late. 179 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,064 Agent: FBI! 180 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,609 Lia maivia, you're under arrest for extortion. 181 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:41,776 Extortion? 182 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:42,944 What are you talking about? 183 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,112 I'm just a grandma. 184 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,822 We got you threatening Greg yao on video. 185 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,366 You're making a big mistake. 186 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,076 I am a lady, innocent 187 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,038 run, boss. 188 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,541 You run. I'm wearing flip-flops. 189 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,755 Man, I would not be that cool if the feds came after me. 190 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,298 She was cold as ice. 191 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,842 Like sly Stallone from cliffhanger when he had to... 192 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,135 Burn all the stolen money... 193 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,322 Burn all the stolen money to stay alive... to stay alive. 194 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:10,722 Yes, Randall! 195 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,777 Yeah, it was a classic. You got it. My man. 196 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:15,560 Um, so that was it? 197 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:16,770 Your grandma went to jail, 198 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,039 and that was the end of her business? 199 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,898 No, she actually beat the rap. 200 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,149 Twist. 201 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,109 But I'll save that story for down the road. 202 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,903 Oh, I'm already obsessed with it. 203 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,238 You know, my dad would've never known it at the time, 204 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,782 butwhen he told me to always look out 205 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,284 for my grandmother and my mom, well, I took that to heart. 206 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,328 Even more reason why your grandmother's arrest 207 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:35,080 must've been so shocking for all of you. 208 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,874 Itwas, but that's what it's like on a rollercoaster, 209 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:38,959 highs and lows. 210 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,853 You know, I remember a similar thing happened 211 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,003 when I was in high school. 212 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,272 I've talked about this in the past, 213 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,215 where I was going down a pretty dark road. 214 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,009 But myjunior year, I found the game of football, 215 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,762 and that's when things really started to change. 216 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,138 I was a top recruit, 217 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,182 and every major football program was after me. 218 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,642 Dewey, we got another one. 219 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,699 Adult Dwayne: It started with the letters. 220 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,229 Man: Notorious 221 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,958 Adult Dwayne: Then came the phone calls. 222 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,108 Hello? 223 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,442 No, Dwayne's not home. 224 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,111 Who's calling? 225 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,075 Here's one you don't compromise 226 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,761 adult Dwayne: Then came the in-home visits, 227 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,787 which weirdly always ended up with coaches 228 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,038 giving us a mug. 229 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,040 Anyone want coffee? 230 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,166 Yeah, thanks. 231 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,670 Oh, this damn apartment. 232 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,839 The landlord never fixes anything. 233 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,008 Sounds like Andre when he sleeps on his back. 234 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,152 Adult Dwayne: My family was still struggling, 235 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,302 but I knew college football 236 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,304 could lead to a better future for us. 237 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,889 You gotta go to notre dame, man. 238 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,599 You're automatically down with Jesus. 239 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,184 I like the Georgia bulldogs. 240 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,121 Do you remember the time you stole my dog purse? 241 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,730 They're trying to deport me, Dewey. 242 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,315 The feds are the criminals. Bob, say aloha. 243 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,608 Aloha. 244 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,736 If you join usc, the other teams will be seeing red 245 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,280 in a way that I never will. 246 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,531 Nebraska's a no-brainer. 247 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,616 I hear it's called "big hair country". 248 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,202 Don't listen to big-hair. Nebraska's defensive scheme 249 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,746 is all wrong for your style of play. 250 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,330 I appreciate the input. 251 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,374 Can I ask you something? 252 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,209 Oh, my god, yes, I will go to prom with you. 253 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:07,380 No, I was gonna ask why Karen still won't talk to me. 254 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,382 Oh, my god. It's fine, no one noticed. 255 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,010 Young Dwayne: It's been a year. 256 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,887 Do I like that you're poor? No. 257 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,473 But I hate that you lied to me about it. 258 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,892 You didn't even give me a chance. 259 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,534 Adult Dwayne: You know, as much as I hated Karen not talking to me, 260 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,482 it just added fuel to my fire to be great. 261 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,317 Anything come from the university of Miami? 262 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,402 No, ucla and Washington today. 263 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,321 Hey. 264 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,239 Typical you. 265 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,259 You got all these schools offering you scholarships, 266 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,910 but you want the one that isn't. 267 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,328 They're the national champs, 268 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,931 and if they're not gonna come after me, 269 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,040 then I guess I gotta go after them. 270 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,001 David Scott. 271 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,228 Young Dwayne: What's up, David Scott? 272 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,313 Why aren't you recruiting me? 273 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,463 Who is this? 274 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,800 The beast of Bethlehem, Dwayne Johnson. 275 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,219 Five star d-lineman, freedom high, 276 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,553 Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. 277 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,514 Yeah, look, I'm not familiar... 278 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,033 If you want to let Bobby bowden beat you 279 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,101 to the best d-lineman in the country, 280 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,186 that's up to you. Let me look into it. 281 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,188 Better hurry. I'm making a decision soon. 282 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,107 Hey, kid, 283 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,317 I respect the guts you got in calling me. 284 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:10,819 Gotta go for it, right? 285 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,613 Adult Dwayne: I was feeling strong, 286 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,366 full of confidence, and I decided to keep it going. 287 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,368 Andrew carnegie... Can I help you? 288 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,619 No thanks. I'm on a roll. 289 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:20,787 I gotta keep going. 290 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,748 Karen, will you go to prom with me? 291 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,126 Prom? Okay, first off, 292 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,436 we haven't talked in, like, a century, 293 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,754 and second, I have a boyfriend now, Kevin. 294 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,466 Father, forgive him for he knows not what he does. 295 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:36,469 Father, forgive him 'cause he's a Rudy poot candy ass. 296 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,990 Look, I shouldn't have lied to you about being rich, 297 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,617 and I get why you don't want anything to do with me, 298 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,560 but things are different now. I've changed 299 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,146 and in a few years, my lie won't be a lie anymore. 300 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,480 I'm gonna get into the NFL, 301 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:50,567 and be so rich, I can afford a robot maid like rocky balboa. 302 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,734 What? 303 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,546 Rocky bought one for Paulie in rocky iv. 304 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,238 It doesn't matter. What I'm saying is, 305 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,657 if you ever change your mind, ever, 306 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,493 come find me. You'll know where I am. 307 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,665 Teacher: All right, class. Andrew carnegie. 308 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,167 The balls. 309 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,502 Hey, worked with Miami, might work with Karen too. 310 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,938 Gabe: Wait, what do you mean, Miami? 311 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,189 Dude, they finally recruiting you? 312 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,608 Should be showing up at my place right now for an official visit. 313 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,112 What the hell are you doing here then? 314 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,719 Gotta finish my workout. 315 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,429 The balls. 316 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,390 Big wheel keep on turnin' 317 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,768 proud Mary keep on burnin' 318 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,272 rollin ', rollin' 319 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,275 rollin' on the river 320 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,611 love me some John fogerty. 321 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,446 Wish I'd brought my harmonica. 322 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,727 Apologies for being late, fellas. 323 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,408 Hey, son. Where you been? 324 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,344 Your mama been singing creedence for an hour. 325 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,430 "Who'll stop the rain," "put a candle in the window." 326 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,706 At the gym. I lost track of time. 327 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,267 You know how it is when you catch a groove. 328 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,334 Can't cut it short. 329 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,252 You kept us waiting for an hour 330 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,922 because you wanted to finish your damn workout? 331 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,052 I kinda love it. 332 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,304 . Me too, man. 333 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,643 I like that coach 0. 334 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,020 He's like a mix of my mom and macho man. 335 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,356 Mmm, yeah, he's got great thickness. 336 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,108 You give me a month with him, I'll make him a wwf champion. 337 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,361 Any guy over 200 pounds you say this. 338 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,155 Hey, congrats on Miami, son. 339 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,032 You made it happen for yourself. 340 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,952 And the first thing I'm gonna do 341 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,287 when I get drafted to the NFL is buy you a house. 342 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,580 Oh. 343 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,082 How about you buy us a Cadillac, 344 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,517 and we'll work our way up from there? 345 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,293 No more crappy apartments. 346 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,586 No more broken faucets. 347 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,754 No more landlords. 348 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,090 This is gonna be the first house we've ever owned. 349 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,883 I got big dreams for us. 350 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,593 Me too. 351 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,720 My big dream is you. 352 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,433 Mmm, my allergies are acting up. 353 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,797 There's a pepper flake in my eye. 354 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,734 Adult Dwayne: I was feeling great, riding high, 355 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,775 but then, boom, reality smacked us right in the face. 356 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,944 Excuse me. We live here. 357 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,237 What's going on? 358 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,572 The woman in apartment three caught her hair on fire 359 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,324 while trying to cook amphetamines. 360 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,785 Unfortunately, her faucet didn't work, 361 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,579 so she ran outside and tried to jump in the pool next door, 362 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:09,914 which was bone dry. 363 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,477 She survived the fall, crawled over to the manager's office, 364 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,503 who, upon seeing her disfigured body at the door, 365 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,838 had a heart attack and died. 366 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,466 You know what? A house sounds pretty good. 367 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,759 I agree. 368 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,416 So you're saying there's been a pool here this whole time? 369 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,766 So, you got that scholarship to Miami, 370 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,643 and then, bam, your legs get cut out. 371 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,645 Yeah, there's that rollercoaster again. 372 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,873 But I tell you what, it made me double down on my promise 373 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,066 that I made my parents to buy them a house. 374 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,068 All those places we lived, 375 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,737 we never owned our own house. 376 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,613 Yeah, you just needed to get to the NFL 377 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,073 to make good on that promise. 378 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,492 You know, I really struggled when I first got to Miami, 379 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,536 but I still had good tape to show the scouts, 380 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:51,497 and I had that Miami cachet. I was hopeful. 381 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,042 I still felt like I had a shot at my NFL dream. 382 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,337 Yeah, that's it, sir. Push it. 383 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,796 Push it, 3-6-5. 384 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,299 3-6-6 on leap years, baby. 385 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,484 Laying it on a little thick, 386 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,509 don't you think? 387 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,678 Hey, as long as they let me workout here for free 388 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,013 and get ready for the draft, 389 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,514 I'll lay it on as thick as... hey! 390 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,058 Don't worry, sir. 391 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,769 By the time we're done, no one will believe you're 50. 392 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,228 All right, enough. 393 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,772 Lat check. 394 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,363 Oh, boy! Ooh! 395 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,739 Look at that. 396 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,282 Looks like a cobra's head. 397 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,617 If igetany more swole, 398 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,927 they're gonna need bigger mirrors. 399 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,204 Could cover a small village from the rain. 400 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,040 I think I'm finally stronger than gaston from beauty and the beast. 401 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,585 Gotta turn my head just to see the range on these babies. 402 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,549 What about your job? You have any enemies? 403 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,718 They run the bank of Hawaii like a family. 404 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,471 So, if anything, I've got a bunch of new brothers and sisters. 405 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,306 Who's your least favorite sister? 406 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,058 Oh. 407 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,559 Sorry, Bob. I gotta go. 408 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:54,727 Dewey needs the phone. 409 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,437 Don't forget to send me some koko Samoa. 410 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,106 They don't have any here in tonta. 411 00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,232 Tampa. Bob: Tampa. 412 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,109 Young Lia: Yeah, okay. Tampa, tompa. Goodbye. 413 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,780 Okay, the draft is about to start. 414 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,949 Nobody make any calls for the next two days. 415 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,035 Gotta keep the line open in case an NFL team calls. 416 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:12,703 Has it started? 417 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,539 Not yet, babe. You're just in time. 418 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,706 Oh, good. 419 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,351 And I told my boss I'm taking tomorrow off. 420 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,544 Didn't say why. I like to create mystery. 421 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,130 Nothing's keeping me from watching Dewey's big moment. 422 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,257 Oh, you don't have to stay for the whole draft, mom. 423 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,818 It's just gonna be some guys in Polo shirts 424 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:26,843 looking at papers. 425 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,594 Okay, great. I'm taking a nap. 426 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,221 Wake me up when something happens. 427 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,573 Adult Dwayne: The draft is seven rounds, 428 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,934 and I just needed one team to give me a shot. 429 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,271 With the first pick in the draft, 430 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,647 Cincinnati bengals have selected 431 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,525 running back from penn state, ki-jana Carter. 432 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,320 Should've been Dwayne Johnson. 433 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,782 Man: With the third choice 434 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,452 in the first round, the Houston oilers select 435 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:55,538 quarterback from alcorn state, Steve mcnair. 436 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,956 Not mad at a black quarterback. 437 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,040 That's right. 438 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,961 Man: With the 12th pick in the first round, 439 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,798 tampa bay selects defensive tackle university of Miami, 440 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,008 Warren sapp. 441 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,844 Oh, Dewey, it's your friend. 442 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,637 Of course, sapp's coming to tampa. 443 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,347 Young Lia: Look at the tampa mascot. 444 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:14,557 A woman with a mustache 445 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,267 holding a knife in her teeth. 446 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:18,853 Huh. 447 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,773 Man: Third round, Miami dolphins... 448 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,905 And that concludes day one. 449 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,443 Adult Dwayne: [Didn't hear my name called on day one, 450 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,327 but I still felt hopeful about day two. 451 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,246 Man 1: Welcome to day two of... man 2: And the 109th pick... 452 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,082 Jack Jackson. 453 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,209 Man 3: Jerry Wilson. 454 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,211 Man 2: It's the 234rd pick. 455 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,634 For the final pick... 456 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,762 249th selection in the 1995 draft 457 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,515 goes to Michael Reed, 458 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,683 defensive back, Boston college. 459 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,603 And he was drafted by the Carolina Panthers 460 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,940 and he'll be big time in Newport beach. Thank you. 461 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,025 What's happened? Is it over? 462 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,072 Yeah, it is. 463 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,699 It's really over. 464 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,795 I broke my promise. 465 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,048 I let her down. I let you down too, dad. 466 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,300 I... I let everyone down. 467 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,347 You're not done. 468 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,392 Trust me, I know from experience, 469 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,060 it ain't over until it's over. 470 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,396 I appreciate your positivity, dad, 471 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,274 but there's no working the gimmick here. 472 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,778 Babe, you know we love your singing, 473 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,071 but now's not... 474 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,491 I want you to have this, 475 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,369 so no matter how far your journey takes you, 476 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,705 you can play a song and be right back with your family. 477 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,748 Mom, thank you, 478 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,667 but I'm not going anywhere. 479 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,587 Maybe not right away, but you will. 480 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,172 And when you do, 481 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,018 this is your reminder that you're not alone. 482 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,970 You carry all of us with you. 483 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,318 Hello? Man: Hello. 484 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,820 Is this the university of Miami's Dwayne Johnson? 485 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,238 Uh, yes, sir, it is. 486 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,370 Young Dwayne: Hello? 487 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,665 Hello? 488 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,794 Hello? 489 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,214 Man: Hey, you must be Dwayne Johnson! 490 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,925 Well, on behalf of the calgary stampeders, 491 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,012 welcome to the Canadian football league! 492 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,974 Hey, what's with the tiny guitar, eh? 493 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,729 Young Dwayne: I got it from my mom. It's an ukulele. 494 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,522 Man: That's tiny. Young Dwayne: Yeah. 495 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,983 Canada? Canada. 496 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,902 Huh. So you kept your dream 497 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,737 of playing professional football alive. 498 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,030 Hell yes, I did. 499 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,490 If they were gonna pay me to play, 500 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,866 then that's where I was gonna go. 501 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,786 You know, look, my goal was to crush it in the cfl 502 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,871 and then get signed by an NFL team. 503 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,414 Well, I would ask you how long 504 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,978 you played pro football in Canada for, 505 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,960 but I have a feeling that's also a story for another time. 506 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,244 And you know it's a great one. 507 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,464 Look, no matter what happens, 508 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,341 whether I become president or not, 509 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,843 I wanted to share some personal stories with people 510 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,179 to show them that I understand where they're coming from, 511 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,639 because I've been there. 512 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,517 Well, thank you so much, candidate Johnson, for your time, 513 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,560 and best ofluck in the election. 514 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,479 Although, I don't think youwlneedit 515 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,189 well, thank you very much, Randall. 516 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,565 It's my pleasure, 517 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,249 and you always need a little bit of luck. 518 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,446 Woman: All right, candidate Johnson. That's a wrap. 519 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,323 Thank you. 520 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,624 Mom? 521 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,043 How'd you know where to find me? 522 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,878 You always find spots like this 523 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,964 where you just come and sit and think 524 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,883 ever since andré and you and your birds. 525 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,677 Yeah. 526 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,887 These interviews, mom, I've been doing, 527 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,723 it's really gotten me nostalgic. 528 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,518 Can you believe how far we've come? 529 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,979 Yes, Dewey, we are blessed. 530 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,814 We're very blessed. 531 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,232 I wish dad could've been here 532 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,775 to see where we're at right now. 533 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,031 He is here. 534 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,242 He's very proud of you. 535 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,453 Yeah. 536 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:47,830 He's here right now. 537 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,675 What do you think grandma's saying right now? 538 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,879 "Take the smacks out." 539 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,425 I better get going. 540 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,385 Letsgo. Comeon 541 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,053 all right. 542 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,031 We gotta get to a press conference. 543 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,658 Do you want me to write some lines for you? 544 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,362 Adult Dwayne: No, mom, I'm good. 545 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,693 Mom, I think I might just win this thing. 546 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,862 President Dewey.