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Casey: During the debate,
if you're thirsty,

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don't hesitate to stop
and take a sip of water.

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Hydration is not weakness.

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Casey, I took on a tidal wave
with my bare hands in San Andreas.

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I'm good around water.

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At some point, they will ask you
what you want your legacy to be.

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Our polling of swing voters shows
your weakness is foreign policy,

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so you want your legacy to be

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that you were tough but fair
on the middle east.

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Got it, tough and fair
on the middle east.

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Is it cool if I refer
to my opponent

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as a "little candy ass"?

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I could say, "I'm gonna check
your little candy ass

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"into the smackdown hotel."

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I'm gonna go

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do something that's not...

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You having ideas, so...

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But good luck. Kill it.
(Snickers)

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So, no, I'm not for combining

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the police department
and the fire department

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into a super unit

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called "the fire police,"

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as cool as that sounds.

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Thank you, candidate Johnson.

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Let's move on
to the next question.

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If elected, what do you
want your legacy to be?

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Yes.

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Middle east.

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We'll begin with you,
senator taft.

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Well, as the great-great-
great grandson

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of president
William Howard taft,

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I know a thing
or two about legacy.

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And carrying forward
that proud history,

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I'll turn pain into strength

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and setbacks into victories.

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Meanwhile, my opponent
is a movie star

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who lets his stunt doubles
fight his battles for him.

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Okay, as a fitness advocate,

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let me first point out

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that William Howard taft

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was the only president

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to ever get stuck
in his own bathtub.

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I'm sorry, pics or it
didn't happen, Mr. Johnson.

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It's a fact.
The other fact, america,

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is that no one has had
to fight more than I have.

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I come from along line
of fighters.

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Let me take a quick moment
to tell you a little story

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about my family.

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Adult Dwayne it
started with my grandmother,

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the first female wrestling
promoter in the country.

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No one was tougher than her.

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She set the tone.

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Lia. Lonnie mcgill.

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Thank you for meeting me.

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Bob tells me you've been
calling the office

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every day since battle royale,
leaving messages.

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I wanna do what you do.

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After 40 years of slinging
insurance, I retired.

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And me and the missus thought,

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"why not finally do
something that we love?"

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So she's growing cucumbers,

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and I'm trying to get into
the wrestling promotion biz.

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And I figured,
who better to talk to

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than the queen
of Hawaiian wrestling?

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Nice story.

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Here's why you're really here.

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Lia: You heard Greg yao was
trying to steal my wrestlers.

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First, king Kong Bundy...

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Man: He signed a deal
to wrestle for yao.

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Lia: Then junkyard dog.

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He upgraded me to the radisson.

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Lia: He even tried
to take rocky.

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It says "number 1,"
'cause that's what you'll be

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when you sign with me.

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And you say, "hey, I wanna
get in on that too."

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I'm sorry? You see me as weak.

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"What's grandma gonna do?

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"Hit me with her purse?"

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That's what you say to yourself.

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I... that doesn't sound like me.

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You know how a queen
keeps her throne?

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By ruling with an iron fist.

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(Upbeat music playing)

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(Sighs) Excuse me.

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She's a bad mama jama

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adult Dwayne now, obviously,
my grandmother was not afraid

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to get her hands dirty.

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Neither was I.

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(Upbeat music playing)

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Young Dwayne: Damn.

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I need that.

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I need a boogie board.

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Adult Dwayne: But sometimes
she would go too far,

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and she knew it.

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Today, my mom left you mangoes.

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Look, she pre-sliced some
of them the way you like it.

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Why does she keep leaving fruit?

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Why doesn't she just talk to me?

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She's ashamed.

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She uses big fruit
to intimidate people,

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and small fruit
to apologize to people.

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She lets the fruit
do the talking.

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I can't believe
she thought I would stab her

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in the back and sign an
exclusive contract with yao.

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I mean, if anything,
I'm the one that should be mad

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about that screwjob she pulled
on me at the battle royale.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Lia changed finish last minute.

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I saw you with yao.

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I double-cross you before you
could double-cross me!

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I did meet with yao.

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You are a degenerate
scumbag loser

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with bad hair
and a cocaine problem.

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Rocky...

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Honey, yeah, I think
she does think you're mad.

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That's why she feels so bad.

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Oh. Good.

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Ugh, that red light is back.

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It's been blinking
since yesterday.

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It's driving me crazy!

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Just call the front desk.
They'll fix it.

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Or throw a towel over it.

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Oh, hey, I spoke with Vince

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about my run
in the New York territory.

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He wants to pair me up
with Tony atlas,

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and if things go well,

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set us up to be future
tag team champs. (Chuckles)

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Oh, remind me to call Tony,

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and tell him to stop talking
about women's feet in public.

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"Rocky Johnson,

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"wwf tag team champion"
sounds pretty good.

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So does "ata Johnson,
star search champion."

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It's been a couple weeks.
When are you gonna hear back

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from that audition tape
you sent in?

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I'm not holding my breath.

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I'm sure they just
threw it in the trash.

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Hey, now you can't
think that way.

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(Crumpung) Oh.

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Dewey, did you put this
under my pillow?

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That's where that is.

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I was looking for it.

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We've been through this.
You're too young.

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Ugh, not the age thing again.

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Hey, careful!

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That towel is there
for a reason.

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I've seen kids half my age
riding these.

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You've seen a five year old on
the open ocean boogie boarding?

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Hey, remember when
Dewey was five,

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and I used to let him sit
on my lap

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and "drive" the car? (Chuckles)

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What are you talking about?

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I don't know.

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I just walked in
mid-conversation

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and wanted to be in the mix.

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It started blinking a day ago.

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I think you need
to replace the phone.

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Your phone's not broken.

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The red light means
you have a message.

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A message? But I
pressed the red light.

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Nothing happened. No, no.

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You have to press the button
with the envelope.

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The envelope? I thought that was

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to summon the mailman?
It's fine.

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I'm listening to your
message, right now.

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It's some lady named...

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Star search?

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(Gasps)

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She loved your tape. (Gasps)

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She's inviting you
to come to Los Angeles

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for an in-person audition.
Oh, my god!

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What is it? A spider?

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Star search loved my audition!

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Yes!

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And the phone's not broken!

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Yes!

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(Bothlaugh)

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And your dry cleaning's
ready to be picked up.

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Uh-huh. Okay, thank you.

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They're flying me to la tomorrow

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for the second round
of auditions.

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They want me to sing
my original song

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I auditioned with,
and prepare a second song,

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a cover. My sharona.

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Don't go breaking my heart.

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I need to make a list
of emergency contacts.

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I need to write out
Dewey's allergies.

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Oh, you need to forgive my mom.

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Oh, uh, why is that a thing?

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Because it's time,

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and we need her to watch
Dewey while I'm gone.

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I'll get her to go to the beach,

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find you a beautiful
apology seashell,

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she can rinse it and wrap it...

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Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe?

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I got time before Vince
needs me in New York.

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I can watch Dewey.

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You've never watched me before.

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Boy, yes I have.

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No, youhavent haventl?

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Definitely not. You haven't.

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Oh. Huh.

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Okay, well,
we'll start right now.

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It'll be easy. The boy's 10,

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he's practically grown.

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He's still a little boy.

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Who are you calling
a little boy?

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I can pick you up. (Scoffs)

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Oh, hey, no, no, no, no, no!

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(G roans) Stop.

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Look, I was 13 when I
went out on my own.

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Now, I'm sure Dewey
can handle being watched

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by his own father
for a few days.

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Okay.

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Okay, yeah.

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You can have some
father-son bonding time.

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That's right, ah!

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The Johnson boys
are gonna hit the town!

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(Chuckles)

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I'm only talking spaghetti
and go-carts, baby.

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Okay, so, I'd like
to bring us back

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to the boogie board idea.

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If dad left home at 13,

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feels like I can lie down
on a piece of foam

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shaped like a pac-man ghost

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and feel the joy
of being pushed by a wave.

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Okay. You can get
the boogie board.

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Yes!

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And to celebrate my good news,

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I'm taking the family
to Lorenzo's tonight

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for a nice dinner.

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Great idea, baby!

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Ha, I love it.

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Ooh! (Chuckles)

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That's how you do it, son.

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And I'm inviting my mother.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Adult Dwayne: Even though
it wasn't my mom's fight,

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she was the best at bringing
our family back together.

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I gotta say, Lia,

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this is one beautiful
apology shell. Thank you.

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Peter gave it to me

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when I caught him watching
women's volleyball.

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I'm so happy we squashed this.

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Hlneverdoubt your loyalty again.

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Ah, water under the bridge.
That's right.

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We are family. Family.

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Always got your back.

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Your back will always be had.

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Young Dwayne: Are you guys done?

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Can I please have some
of grandma's attention now?

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Sorry. Mmm, go ahead.

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Look at my new
boogie board, grandma!

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My goodness, sweetheart.
I love it!

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Her name's Tanya.

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So wonderful.

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I had something very similar
when I was a kid,

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but it was a piece of driftwood.

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(Laughs)

259
00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:46,711
I can't believe
this is happening.

260
00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:48,111
I can't believe I'm going to la

261
00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,320
to try out for star search.

262
00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,406
That's wonderful, ia'u pepe.

263
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,159
Your father used to say
your voice was so special.

264
00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,285
Thank you, mom.

265
00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,328
You'd be so proud, Peter.

266
00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:58,747
This is all for you.

267
00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,540
And while you're gone,

268
00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:01,875
rocky and I are going to plot

269
00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,168
a revenge against yao.

270
00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:04,854
Rocky: I already took
his cowboy boots.

271
00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,463
He'll be feeling that
for a while.

272
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,589
That's only the beginning.

273
00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,799
Next, we're gonna
crush his spirit.

274
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,217
Mom, you can't do that.

275
00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,677
Yao is after our business.

276
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,263
Your father's business
and our family legacy.

277
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,433
In this family,
we stand up for ourselves.

278
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,601
Isn't that right?

279
00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:20,727
That's right. Definitely.

280
00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:21,936
He must pay.

281
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,438
"He must pay"?

282
00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,356
What are you planning to do?
Nothing.

283
00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:26,876
Then why are you
smiling like that?

284
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,984
No reason.

285
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,408
Yao: No!

286
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,119
What?

287
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,663
Oh, my god.

288
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,499
My bird of fire!

289
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,459
My Greek gods and goddesses!

290
00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:47,337
Sugar's corrosive
on a clear coat!

291
00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,798
Justdechnedtheinsurance onthese.

292
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:52,926
(Waves rumbling)

293
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,063
Adult Dwayne: Now,
some fights you choose...

294
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,598
And some fights,
they choose you.

295
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:04,270
Hey. I'm sebi.

296
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,231
Hi, sebi. I'm Dewey,

297
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,941
and this is my boogie board...

298
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,734
Kenny wants to fight you.

299
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,712
Adult Dwayne: I
didn't know who Kenny was

300
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,154
or even why he wanted
to fight me,

301
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,531
but, like my grandmother said,

302
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,658
in our family, we always
stand up for ourselves.

303
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,660
Hell yeah, I'll fight him.

304
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,162
Who's Kenny? That's Kenny.

305
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,168
By the way, I'm not
affiliated with him.

306
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,129
He stole my shaved ice and said

307
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,898
he wouldn't give it
back until I...

308
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,174
Can't talk. My ride's here.

309
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,222
Sebi: You missed that one!

310
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,682
I know, sebi!

311
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:45,436
(Singing)
I know it's not your way

312
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,522
hey, sorry to interrupt.

313
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,792
I know you said this is the
perfect acoustic chamber

314
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,234
for you to practice yoursong,

315
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,671
but it's also the perfect
chamber for something else,

316
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:54,696
if you know what I mean.

317
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:55,979
I just need five more minutes.

318
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,408
You know what?
I love you so much,

319
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,868
I'll give you six.

320
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,620
Ata: (Continues singing)
Not your way

321
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,581
they took Tanya!

322
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,374
Who's Tanya? My boogie board.

323
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,584
Who did?

324
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,462
Kenny, heard you wanted
to fight.

325
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:12,881
You're in my surf spot.

326
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,525
If you don't want
to get your ass kicked,

327
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,550
you gotta pay the price.

328
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,343
Pay the price? What price?

329
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,553
Fifty bucks.

330
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:19,971
And your boogie board.

331
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,723
Well, I don't have any money,

332
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,142
so, you sure as hell
ain't getting that.

333
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,896
Looks like we're gonna
have to settle this another way.

334
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,662
Adult Dwayne:
I was ready to fight Kenny.

335
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,316
Hey, yo. Check this kid out.

336
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,110
Adult Dwayne:
But Kenny rolls deep.

337
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,030
Thinks he can take on
thelocalboys.

338
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,198
Ad u it dwayn e: Uh-oh.

339
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,282
Your board...

340
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,745
Is gonna make a great present
for my mistress.

341
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,956
They cut my leash, took
my board, and beat my ass.

342
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,626
They were gonna Bury me
up to my neck in the sand,

343
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,002
but I ran away.

344
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,296
I'm sorry, dad. Hey.

345
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,465
Never apologize for
standing up for yourself.

346
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,800
Oh, no, iwasn't
apologizing about that.

347
00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,510
I was saying sorry becausellost

348
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,429
oh, okay, good.
Yeah, I'm glad I fought.

349
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,432
Good, good. Um, listen, Dewey.

350
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,227
Let's not tell your mom
about this.

351
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,479
She's got a lot
going on right now,

352
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,105
and we don't want her to worry.

353
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,358
But as soon as she leaves
for the airport,

354
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,360
you and I will deal
with those kids.

355
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,781
Lia? Yao called.

356
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,759
He says he wants to have
a sit-down with you.

357
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,326
I think our threats worked.

358
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,370
He says he wants
to end this beef.

359
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,164
I already know
what I'm gonna wear.

360
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,251
(Western music playing)

361
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,925
Lia. Bob.

362
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,427
Greg. Drab boots.

363
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,263
They're temporary. Okay?

364
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,931
I'm having new ones custom-made.

365
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,951
I'm just waiting for this
special African yellow dye...

366
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,018
We're indoors,
take your hat off.

367
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,353
And show some respect.

368
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,374
I know you're the one
who's been threatening me

369
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,482
and damaging my property.

370
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,609
Then you stay away
from my wrestlers.

371
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,028
I run the Hawaii territory,

372
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,364
and if you want to put on
a match, you go through me.

373
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,969
(Scoffs) I don't
work for you anymore.

374
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,701
You think because
you take my wrestlers

375
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,785
that we are equals?

376
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,371
I am a shark, and you are...

377
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,082
Bob, what's the name
of those small fish?

378
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,709
Guppy no, no, no.

379
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,669
The ones that attach
themselves to the sharks

380
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,129
and eat their leftovers.

381
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,214
Oh, remora? Yes.

382
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,716
You are remora.

383
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,968
And you eat what I let you eat.

384
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,623
You know,
this business is tough.

385
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,263
People die in this business.

386
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,099
My husband, he died
because of this business.

387
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,143
Didn't Peter die of cancer?

388
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,769
He died how I say he died!

389
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,980
Okay. Fine.

390
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,565
Just tell me
what you want me to do.

391
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:36,774
Pay.

392
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,193
You rent the rings
and the venues through me.

393
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,611
You book my wrestlers,

394
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,031
and you pay my tribute fee
of $5,000.

395
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,758
I don't have that kind
of money lying around.

396
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:45,783
Then get it!

397
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,869
Hi, Lia. What are
you having today?

398
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:48,995
Oh, good morning, Marisa.

399
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,706
I'll have silver dollar
pancakes short stack

400
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,207
with a side of sausage.

401
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,500
Home fries with gravy.

402
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,710
I'll have a Cobb salad...

403
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,357
No, no, nothing for him.
He's leaving.

404
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,965
Hey, you tell Bob
when you have it.

405
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,344
(Upbeat music playing)

406
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,519
(Tires screeching)

407
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,157
(Knocks)

408
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,663
And I keep some extra
money in a coffee can

409
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:33,915
in the closet, just in case.

410
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,517
Oh, don't let Dewey
eat too many mangoes.

411
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,377
He's mildly allergic.
He gets puffy lips.

412
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,837
Please check in on my mom.
She's under so much pressure.

413
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,631
I will. I'm really
worried abouther

414
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,508
you just concentrate
on this audition.

415
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,885
(Sighs) I'm gonna blow
the doors off star search.

416
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,095
Oh, I know that's right.

417
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,179
I'm so proud of you!

418
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,016
Good luck, mom. Oh.

419
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,310
Oh, I'm gonna miss
you so much. Hmm.

420
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:55,924
I'll see you
in a few days, okay?

421
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,700
See you in a few days.
Well, hopefully not.

422
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,066
What do you mean? I mean,

423
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,673
hopefully this is just
the beginning.

424
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,695
You kill the audition,
they put you on the show,

425
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,240
a label signs you,
you go on tour!

426
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,825
I mean, how cool would that be?

427
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,593
Both of us on tour,
you with your music,

428
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,245
me with the wwf?

429
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,889
Okay, let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

430
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,289
But that's the dream, right?

431
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,834
Right. I... I...

432
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,504
So, ifwe're on tour,
what about Dewey?

433
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,840
Uh, he'll split time
between me and you.

434
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,150
Sometimes he'll stay
with your mom.

435
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,259
We'll figure it out.

436
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,511
So, I just wouldn't
see him half the time?

437
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:30,930
No, no, not half. (Chuckles)

438
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,733
You wouldn't see him, like,
40% of the time.

439
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,660
But... but don't worry about
that right now.

440
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,686
That's in the future.
This is just the beginning.

441
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,771
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
It's just the beginning.

442
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,190
Okay. All right, bye, baby.

443
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,608
I love you both so much.
Bye, mom.

444
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,444
Now, you drive safe.
You got precious cargo.

445
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,820
Bye, babe. There she goes. Bye.

446
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,240
(Sighs)

447
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,661
All right. Show me those
punks whojumped you.

448
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,876
Adult Dwayne: Let me tell you, if
you were ever jumped by a gang of bullies

449
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,170
you wanted rocky Johnson
in your corner.

450
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,504
There they are. Hey!

451
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,048
Heard y'all jumped my boy.

452
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,009
That's a bitch-ass move.

453
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,177
Eight against one.

454
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,845
Now, listen up. My son

455
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,014
would kick the crap
out of any one of you

456
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,266
one-on-one, and
he'll do it right now.

457
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,911
And I heard one of
y'all pulled a knife!

458
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,079
No one pulled a knife on your...

459
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,104
You shut the hell up!

460
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,315
Y'all like knives, huh?

461
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,317
(Chuckles) Well...

462
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,694
I got the knife now.

463
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:29,906
That's what I thought.

464
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,074
Dewey! Get your board.

465
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,831
All right!
Dewey and Dewey's dad!

466
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,625
Sebi, are you okay?

467
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,960
I'm buried straight down,
but I'm fine.

468
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,337
I'm clapping right now.

469
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,088
You can't see, but I am.

470
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,799
Anytime, one-on-one.

471
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,051
Anytime.

472
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,639
Dad, that was amazing.

473
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,265
Sebi: Bye, Dewey!
Thank you, dew.

474
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:59,268
We believe in standing up
for ourselves in this family.

475
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,896
But sometimes, the fight
isn't always fair.

476
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,524
When that happens, know
I always got your back.

477
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,652
Dad, do you wanna
go boogie boarding with me?

478
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,154
No, son. You know I
don't like to get my hair wet.

479
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,073
(Waves crashing)

480
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:17,703
Announcer: Aloha. Flight
24 will be boarding shortly.

481
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,041
(Announcer continues
talking indistinctly)

482
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,544
You into surfing?

483
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,795
Oh. (Chuckles)

484
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,839
No, I just got my son one
of those, uh, boogie boards.

485
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,299
Uh, that'll be $6.50.

486
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,260
He's not here with me. My son.

487
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,971
But I thought he'd like
the magazine when I get back.

488
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,514
I'm only gone a few days.

489
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,637
And, you know, if! Have
to be gone longer next time,

490
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:39,976
we'll figure it out. (Chuckles)

491
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,162
I mean, when I was growing up,
we traveled all the time.

492
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,438
My dad was a wrestler and
my mom and I were on the road

493
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,315
constantly with him,
and it was fine.

494
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,777
Of course, my mom
was always with me.

495
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,738
She was that steady presence.

496
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,492
I remember
that made me feel like

497
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,286
no matter where we were,

498
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,620
that was home.

499
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,206
That's sweet.

500
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,126
Please take the change
from my hand.

501
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:07,878
(Chuckles)

502
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:08,963
(Coins clinking)

503
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,882
(Knocking at door)

504
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,762
Mom? What are you doing here?

505
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,139
I have bad news.

506
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,154
Star search called
and changed their mind.

507
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,392
Really?

508
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,728
Wait, they called you
at the airport?

509
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,314
Yep. Announced it
over the loudspeaker.

510
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,233
Said they made a mistake
and accepted

511
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,443
too many talented people,

512
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,154
but they're gonna keep me
in mind for the future.

513
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,739
I'm sorry, mom.

514
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,657
Are you sad? No.

515
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,826
Because now I get
to be here with you.

516
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,286
Mmm.

517
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,621
Did you have some good
bonding time with your dad?

518
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,665
Yeah. We had fun at the beach.

519
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,960
Is that a knife?
Let's sing a song together.

520
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,087
Sure.

521
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,548
Yourfavorhe? (Chuckles) Yeah.

522
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:57,386
(Singing) Don't go
breaking my heart

523
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,972
I couldn't if I tried

524
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,019
oh, honey, if I get restless...

525
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,105
Baby, you're not that kind

526
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,523
(laughs)

527
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,653
Both: Don't go breaking my heart

528
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,672
adu it dwayn e: Ultimately,
my mom decided the fight

529
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,615
to become a star could wait.

530
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,534
It wasn't worth losing
these moments with her family.

531
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,954
(Both continue
singing and laughing)

532
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,791
Lia: Francine, go pee-pee
for mama.

533
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,626
No, don't lick my shoes.

534
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,086
Go pee-pee.

535
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,253
Hey, Lia.

536
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,589
Hey. Where's Dewey?

537
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,132
He's relaxing at the hotel.

538
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,302
But I got these for you.

539
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,846
Ooh. Yao's boots.

540
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,765
Look how they glow
in the moonlight.

541
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,935
Ooh, look how the pores in
the leather accept the dye.

542
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,436
(Chuckles)

543
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,231
Anyway, how is everything?
You okay?

544
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,317
I think I finally got
everything under control.

545
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,527
Good.

546
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,630
'Cause ata was worried
about some of the stuff

547
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:57,974
you were saying
at the restaurant.

548
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,072
I shouldn't have said
those things in front of her.

549
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:04,161
But, you know, Peter built
polynesian pacific pro wrestling.

550
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,540
And I won't let it be torn down.

551
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,960
No one can question, you
are one badass woman, Lia.

552
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,920
Respected, feared,

553
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,797
loathed, andloved.

554
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:16,799
I like that.

555
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,676
Put it on a t-shirt. (Chuckles)

556
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,303
Come on. Help me
put on my new boots.

557
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,599
(Camera shutter clicking)

558
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,202
Adult Dwayne: Sometimes, when
you think a fight has just been won,

559
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,983
you find out it's only
just beginning.

560
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,192
(Knocking)

561
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:41,031
Did you hear, FBI?
Did you get it?

562
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,950
We got her asking you
for a tribute fee,

563
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,535
which sounds to me
like extortion.

564
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,120
Yes, good!

565
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,080
So you can arrest her? Yeah.

566
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,808
If we can get more,
we have a better chance

567
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,333
of making sure
the charges stick.

568
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,104
Adult Dwayne: My
grandmother didn't know it,

569
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,422
but her biggest fight
was yet to come.

570
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,506
(Camera shutter clicks)

571
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,092
My whole life,
I've watched my family

572
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,761
fight to keep what's theirs,

573
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,345
fight to keep us together,

574
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,014
and fight to keep
their dreams alive.

575
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,641
And, as president,
I will follow their example,

576
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,144
and I will always fight
for the American people.

577
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,438
And that's what I hope
my legacy will be.

578
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,732
That was your "quick story"?

579
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,485
You exceeded your allotted
time by, what, 20 minutes?

580
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,487
Yes. Thank you very much.

581
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,530
(Audience cheering
and applauding)

582
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,796
Interviewer: Thank you,
candidate Johnson.

583
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,761
Let's move on
to the next question.

584
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:26,786
(Chuckles)

585
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:27,870
(Smacks lips)