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How's the energy? Notgood.

2
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People are very upset.

3
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And our polling numbers?

4
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Down in the northeast.

5
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Let's hope this works.

6
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Well, let me start by saying
how deeply sorry I am.

7
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I made a mistake yesterday
here while at a campaign stop

8
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at Philly's prize.

9
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I ordered a cheesesteak...
Protein style.

10
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(Camera shutter clicks)

11
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(Crowd booing)

12
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The amoroso roll
locks in the flavor!

13
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You're right to be upset,

14
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and I never meant
to disrespect anyone

15
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by eating a bowl
of meat and whiz.

16
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(Crowd booing)

17
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I've learned that...

18
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A person isn't defined by the
mistakes that they've made,

19
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but how they respond to them.

20
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You know, it's a lesson I
learned not too far from here

21
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when I was 15,
living in Bethlehem.

22
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I was fighting, stealing, lying.

23
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You must be rich. Yeah.

24
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And all around just messing up.

25
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I can't believe it.
He stood me up.

26
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But I really liked this girl,

27
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and I was desperate for her
to give me a second chance.

28
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What the hell?

29
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It's 6:15 in the morning.

30
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I know, but you won't
answer my calls.

31
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I'm sorry for standing
you up the other night.

32
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I wanted to meet you,
but I had family stuff.

33
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Please let me make it up to you.

34
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Karen, someone's
at the door for you.

35
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Dwayne, what are you doing here?

36
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It's 6:15 in the morning.

37
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What's happening?

38
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Oh, that was
my twin sister Lisa.

39
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She goes to St. Francis.

40
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She and the nuns
have been at odds

41
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so she's been
in a bad mood lately.

42
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I didn't know you had a twin.

43
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There's a lot you don't
know about me.

44
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Maybe if you'd shown up
for our date...

45
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I'm sorry. Like I told your,
your sister,

46
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I didn't mean to stand
you up, but my mom...

47
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I have to get ready forschool

48
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adult Dwayne: And my dad, well,

49
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he was trying to make up
for his own mistakes, too.

50
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Ah, cockroach!
Hey, hey, no, no, no.

51
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It's not a cockroach. It's
just a Rose in full bloom.

52
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Dewey went out for an early run.

53
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We have the house to ourselves.

54
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The music is playing,
and I can give you a massage.

55
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Ah, no, it's okay.

56
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I'll just sing to myself
while I stretch.

57
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We need to get ready for work.

58
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Babe, I swear I wasn't partying

59
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at that wrestling convention.

60
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I had to stay overnight
for meetings.

61
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Come on, rocky, we're
all going to the bar.

62
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Soundshke an important meeting.

63
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Babe, wrestling deals are made

64
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over a six pack of beer
and country...

65
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It's just hard
to hear you partying

66
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while I'm here trying to
parent our son and pay our bills,

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which is why we can't
be late for work.

68
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You should return that Rose.

69
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We can't afford romantic
flowers right now.

70
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Babe.

71
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What are you doing?
Stop eating jam.

72
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We're out of breakfast stuff.

73
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I told you if we run
out of something,

74
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write it down
on the grocery list.

75
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I did.

76
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Morning. What's
going on? Girl troubles.

77
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Our son was eating jam
straight from the jar.

78
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(Car honks) Oh, that's Gabe.

79
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Gotta go. Need a ride to school?

80
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No, no, no, no, it's cool.
I have a ride.

81
00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,700
What's up? (Engine chugging)

82
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(Horn honks)

83
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Ah, this car would not be
popular with the ladies,

84
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but it would be hilarious
in a police chase.

85
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(Chuckles)

86
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Your car is a real
embarrassment, Gabe.

87
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Yeah, it's kind of for work.

88
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Do you think it's okay
that I left it in the alley?

89
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Oh, yeah.
Don't worry about that.

90
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Nobody touching
that piece of garbage.

91
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Now this, this is a car.

92
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See these seats?
Genuine leather.

93
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The dash,
that is tortoise shell.

94
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You know how you can tell?
'Cause of the pattern.

95
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Because of the pattern.
Real nice, Mr. Johnson.

96
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Yeah, sorry I can't
let you sit down.

97
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Next time, bring a towel
or wear pants without rivets.

98
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Oh, I'm good. Happy to hover.

99
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My quads are burning,
but it's a good burn.

100
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Wait till Karen sees you
pull up to school in this car.

101
00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,370
(Chuckles)

102
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Make her forget
you stood her up.

103
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Yeah. Oh.

104
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Baby's running low on fuel.

105
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Uh-oh. Oh, no.

106
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Ugh, I'm a little
light this morning.

107
00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:23,054
Hey, Gabe, you got a couple
extra bucks I can borrow?

108
00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,431
Oh, I got my dad's gas card

109
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but I'm only supposed to use
it for the pizza car.

110
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I won't tell if you won't.

111
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Can someone scratch
my nose for me?

112
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Rocky: Have a good day at
school, and when your friends ask,

113
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she's a 1987
Lincoln continental...

114
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(In French accent)
Givenchy designer series.

115
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(Turns up radio)

116
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Breakin' away

117
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(tires screech)

118
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What an exit.

119
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No, dude, dude,
let's not walk by the field.

120
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Let's use the side
entrance. Why?

121
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The assistant football
coaches are out,

122
00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,510
and they won't leave me alone.

123
00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:02,719
They're always harassing me.

124
00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,429
Dude, what are you
talking about?

125
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All right, fine. I'll show you.

126
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Let's go!

127
00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,564
Hey, champ.

128
00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,775
Where you walking to
on those big legs?

129
00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,819
Is your father a 747?

130
00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,612
'Cause you got
a hell of a wingspan.

131
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Damn, son, you got a body
like a fillet mignon.

132
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It's rare.

133
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Come on. Don't be like that.

134
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Just run a cone drill.
Five minutes.

135
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Hey, knock it off,
will you, guys?

136
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Leave the kid alone.

137
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Man: Sorry, coach cwik.

138
00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,585
Unbelievable, right?

139
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What's the big deal, man?
They want you to play.

140
00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,440
Young Dwayne: Man, the only
game I'm interested in playing

141
00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,091
is trying to get
another shot with Karen.

142
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Gabe: Ah, so you playing
the deadliest game, love.

143
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Rocky: What the...
What are y'all staring at?

144
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What are you doing?
Diane won't notice.

145
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You sound just like Dewey.
She's definitely gonna notice.

146
00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,738
Uh-oh, they're the wrong way.

147
00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:06,157
They should be face
fonnard, burn to the wall.

148
00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,951
I like to feel seen.

149
00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:12,289
Wow, this place looks so
great, and so fast.

150
00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,748
Well, we have four hands now,

151
00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,601
so we'll be able to
get things done a lot quicker.

152
00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,419
Ata, can I talk
to you for a minute?

153
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I'm finally going
to the galapagos!

154
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(Gasps)

155
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I'm going to be part of
an immersive nature experience

156
00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,013
where you observe wildlife
up close, like dan/vin.

157
00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,724
I have to get special shoes
so I don't slip on the rocks.

158
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Oh, my god, that's amazing.

159
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I told you you needed
to treat yourself.

160
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I'll be gone two months.

161
00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,773
I know that money is a concern
so I wanna pay you extra today

162
00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,692
along with all the
perishables in my fridge.

163
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Oh, no, no,
that's not necessary.

164
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I insist,

165
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and I'll call you
the moment I get back.

166
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Oh, have a great trip.

167
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I hope you like root vegetables

168
00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,204
because I went crazy
at the farmers market.

169
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I was shopping nervous.

170
00:06:57,334 --> 00:07:00,795
Well, if you're gonna stare,
I'ma give you a show.

171
00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,423
Oh, there it is. (Grunts)

172
00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,091
(Laughs)

173
00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,093
(School bell rings)

174
00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,057
(Girls whispering)
No, we're not talking to him.

175
00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,724
Hi, can I speak to Karen
for a second?

176
00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:14,351
Are you gonna be okay, Karen?

177
00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,144
I'm okay. Thanks, Karen.

178
00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:17,938
Karen's strong.

179
00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,189
Bonnie out.

180
00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,649
But Bonnie watching.

181
00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,196
I'm so sorry for bailing
on dinner the other night.

182
00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,530
Please give me a second chance.

183
00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:32,494
Here, I got you something
to apologize.

184
00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,669
I love animals
wearing sunglasses.

185
00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,295
I know. You told me

186
00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,131
when we watched the tonight
showtogether on the phone.

187
00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,384
Okay, I'll give you
another chance.

188
00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,927
Yes! Babe, that's amazing.

189
00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,030
If you show me that you take
this relationship seriously.

190
00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,055
Yeah.

191
00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,599
Have me over for dinner with
your parents Friday night.

192
00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,768
Why? Haven't you
already met my dad?

193
00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:59,312
For, like, one second.
I wanna meet your mom.

194
00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,022
And I'm not getting
stood up again,

195
00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,483
so I'm coming to where you live.

196
00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:04,901
Look, I like you,

197
00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,671
but either you think
I'm parent-meeting material,

198
00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,738
or we're done.

199
00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,782
Okay, fine.
I'll pick you up at 6:00.

200
00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:11,992
5:30.

201
00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,511
I'm doing this thing
where I don't eat lunch,

202
00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:14,661
so I'll be a grump by 6:00.

203
00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,914
See you Friday.

204
00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,939
Karen wants to come over
and have dinner with my parents.

205
00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:27,507
Yo, that's great, man!
No, dude, it's terrible.

206
00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,883
She thinks I'm rich.

207
00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,361
She's gonna find out
I've been lying.

208
00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,721
She can't see where I live.
It's embarrassing.

209
00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,524
Well, dude, maybe she
won't care about that.

210
00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:35,783
She's gonna care about it, man.

211
00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,100
You haven't seen her house.

212
00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,978
Looks like the bad guy's house
in a kid's movie.

213
00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,771
God, I gotta find a bathroom.

214
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,189
Oh, anxiety butt?

215
00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,150
I had that bad
during psats, dude.

216
00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,526
Boy's room is right over there.

217
00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,611
Those stalls are too small.

218
00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,326
Only seven weeks
till spring break.

219
00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,037
Let's not talk, man.

220
00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,496
Yeah.

221
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,790
Whatever. I'll catch you later.

222
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,625
All right. Take it slow.

223
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,754
Adult Dwayne: The thought of
Karen coming over was messing me up.

224
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,798
Unfortunately,
I made the mistake

225
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,550
of taking it out
on the wrong person.

226
00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,135
Coach cwik.

227
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,636
What the hell
are you doing in here?

228
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:14,880
This is the teachers' lounge!

229
00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,409
I'm too big for the
regular bathrooms.

230
00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,807
Boy, you better
get the hell out.

231
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,601
No one else is
even in here. Out.

232
00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,603
Man, today is not the day.

233
00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:25,815
Make me say it one more time,
we'll have a real problem.

234
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:26,900
Okay, sure.

235
00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,819
If ileave_.
After I wash my hands.

236
00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,823
Oh, you're gonna be
a son of a bitch?

237
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,241
I'll call the principal.

238
00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,785
Principal Bogg? Uh-huh.

239
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,079
Tell him officer Dwayne
Johnson said what's up.

240
00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,165
Pass me a paper towel.

241
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,417
Know what, never mind.
I'll get my own.

242
00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,046
Get out!

243
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,050
Later, boss.

244
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,182
Do you want me to put in a tape?

245
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,477
I got some Neil diamond,
earth, wind & fire...

246
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,021
Why do I feel like I'm the
only one who's worried?

247
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,815
Diane was our
twice-a-week client.

248
00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,859
Losing her is a big hit,
and rent is due next week.

249
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,737
Babe, we always figure this out.

250
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,906
I'm gonna see of a and sika
at the gym later.

251
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,801
I'll see if they got
any local matches coming up.

252
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,469
And we should ask around,
find out if anyone

253
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,078
needs a cleaning service. Mmm.

254
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,705
Maybe put an ad in the paper,
although that costs money.

255
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,792
Everything costs money.

256
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,378
This bag smells.

257
00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,756
You called him boss after
you shoulder-checked him?

258
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,217
Power move.
I was just pissed off.

259
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,219
It's this Karen dinner.
It's making me crazy.

260
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,030
Well, did you tell your
parents she's coming over?

261
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,374
I'll tell my dad
at the gym later.

262
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:40,991
Maybe he can help me
figure out what to do.

263
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,183
Maybe if you ask your mom

264
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,786
to make you something
fancy for dinner,

265
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,770
then Karen won't
notice your apartment.

266
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,564
Fancy like what?
Like Turkey burgers?

267
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,482
Turkey burgers?

268
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,793
You give a girl a Turkey burger,

269
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:51,985
she should spit in your face.

270
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,820
I mean, you can make it classy,

271
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,381
you know, with, like,
a salad or something.

272
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,824
Turkey makes you sleep,
and it makes you fart, Dwayne.

273
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,576
You looking to sleep and fart,

274
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,119
or you looking
to have a little fun?

275
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,996
Fine. Then what should we have?

276
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,373
I got three words,
iinguini and clams.

277
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,709
Nah, I don't think...
Listen to me.

278
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,586
Women go wild for
iinguini and clams.

279
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,171
Clams are an aphrodisiac.

280
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:14,465
Something about them on top of
iinguini drives women crazy.

281
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:17,594
Something in the sauce,
it mixes with their DNA.

282
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,179
I don't know
'cause I'm not a doctor.

283
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,722
I don't know
if it's the electrons

284
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,098
or the hormones or what,

285
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,766
but when clam juice and iinguini

286
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,976
hits a woman's bloodstream,

287
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,436
huh... (Chuckles)

288
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,062
All hell breaks loose.

289
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,273
If it works so good, then why
isn't it on our menu?

290
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,442
'Cause we don't have
insurance for that!

291
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,278
A bunch of crazy women
ripping our seats out?

292
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,197
Come on!

293
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,823
(Quietly) Sorry.

294
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:42,702
(Retro pop music)

295
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,580
Ata.

296
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,457
Hi. Look, before
you say anything,

297
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,958
Toby's been let go.

298
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,186
We had no idea about his history

299
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,128
when we hired him,
and what can I say?

300
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,506
He's a master
manipulator. Who's Toby?

301
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:56,966
So you're here for a class?

302
00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,470
No, actually, I need to
cancel my platinum jazz plan.

303
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,182
It's not that I
don't love it. I do.

304
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,865
It's just a bit too
much money right now.

305
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,810
Oh, okay.

306
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,574
Um, I don't know if
you read the fine print

307
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,022
on your jazzport
membership card,

308
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,690
but there are no refunds.

309
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,484
Come on, Stephanie. It's me.

310
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,781
Okay, I am not
supposed to do this,

311
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,658
but I can offer you

312
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,701
10% off your next platinum plan

313
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,994
if you renew today.

314
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,955
We take cash, check,
or credit card.

315
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,358
The only thing
we no longer accept

316
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,457
is Toby bucks.

317
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,628
Hey. Fellas.

318
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,755
Hey, y'all talk to hal?

319
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,674
He got any local matches
on the horizon?

320
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,259
Nah, he's got nothing coming up.

321
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:42,845
Hmm, all right, well, you hear
anything, let me know.

322
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,431
Hey, dad.

323
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:48,017
Uncle of a, uncle sika.
Hello, Dewey.

324
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,813
Dewey, give me a spot.
Mustache coming in strong.

325
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,023
That weight was too light.

326
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,441
Hey, I need to
ask you something.

327
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,194
I got a problem with this girl.

328
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,782
Oh. Uh, okay.

329
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,701
You and this lady had some fun,

330
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,845
but now there are consequences,
and you need help dealing...

331
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,706
No, dad, Karen wants to come
over for dinner tomorrow night.

332
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,041
(Chuckles)

333
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,835
Well, I'm relieved
to hear that, son.

334
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,271
You scared me
for a second, there, Dewey.

335
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,005
What a wild few
seconds that was.

336
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,215
But her family's rich,
and I sort of led her

337
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,217
to believe that I was
rich too, and now...

338
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,177
The chickens have
come home to roost.

339
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,430
(Chuckles) I understand.

340
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,449
You were working a gimmick,
and you cornered yourself.

341
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,326
I guess I should just come
clean to her then, right?

342
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,560
Wrong, son.

343
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,894
What you gotta do

344
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,856
is work the gimmick even harder.

345
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,281
(Doorbell rings)

346
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,204
'Sup, Karen?

347
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,414
Or Lisa?

348
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,541
No, it's me, Karen.

349
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:54,852
Lisa's in a room
with my parents.

350
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,919
She just told them
she's a lesbian.

351
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,171
Nice car.

352
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:02,133
Thanks. It's a Lincoln continental
givenchy designer series.

353
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,652
I've never seen you
drive this to school.

354
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,553
You know, a lot of kids
bombing around there

355
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,929
with their learner's permits.

356
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,514
I don't trust them
around my baby.

357
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,225
I brought eclairs.

358
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,394
The cream is called chantilly,

359
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,396
which is also what I want
to call my daughter.

360
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,939
Beautiful.

361
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,277
(Upbeat pop music
playing on radio)

362
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,072
I'm planning to go
to barbizon modeling school

363
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,824
after I graduate.
That makes sense!

364
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,284
You're so pretty!

365
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,577
Thank you.

366
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,371
Can we turn this music down?

367
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,624
Sorry, I was just
trying to show you

368
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,958
the six-speaker stereo.

369
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,293
Most cars only have four so...

370
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,587
Anyway, I got discovered
eating a chocolate bar

371
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,838
at hershey park.

372
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,232
I'm planning on being
a catalog model

373
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,383
because they don't have

374
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,986
the same height
requirements as runway,

375
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,153
and I'm business-minded
about it.

376
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,470
You comfortable?

377
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,430
These seats are genuine leather.

378
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,933
And you see this dash?
Tortoise shell.

379
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,601
Mmm-hmm, yeah.

380
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,812
So how far is it to your house?

381
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,146
Instead of going to my house,

382
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,670
I thought we could
just drive around,

383
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,274
enjoy the elegance of my conty.

384
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,944
Dwayne, I told you
I didn't eat lunch.

385
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,404
I'm gonna need some food.

386
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,738
No problem.

387
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,323
I got us a reservation

388
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,534
at the most romantic
spot in the city.

389
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,245
(Wind whooshing)

390
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,830
Isn't this picnic nice?

391
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,832
You enjoying your
iinguini with clams?

392
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,543
No, the wind blew dirt in it.

393
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,711
Yeah, I guess it really
does pick up at night.

394
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,880
Here, have some of mine.

395
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,258
Watch out with that fork.
You're really close to my eyes.

396
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,342
Stop!

397
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,137
Sorry, it's just
so dark. Hold on.

398
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,685
Dwayne!

399
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,146
Oh, no, here comes the moths.

400
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,982
(Screams, spitting)

401
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,692
The lights, turn off the lights!

402
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,989
Okay, we can eat in the car,

403
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,824
but we really can't spill
on the seats.

404
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,161
I wanna have dinner at
your house with your parents!

405
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,964
I was looking fonnard
to your mom cooking us

406
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,873
a traditional meal from your...

407
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,708
Homeland of origin.

408
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,042
She's from Samoa.

409
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,880
That is what I want.
Some lovely Samoan food.

410
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,550
Take me to your house
or take me home.

411
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,555
Okay, fine. Let's go
to my house.

412
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:14,891
Here we are.

413
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:20,146
Let me just...
Oh, I forgot my house key.

414
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,397
My mom hates it

415
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,875
when I ring the doorbell
late at night.

416
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:23,941
It disturbs the horses.

417
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,419
I guess we got
to do this another time.

418
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,695
Dwayne, this is
the mayor's house.

419
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,465
I know that because I
threw up here on a field trip

420
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,782
after I ate too many
circus peanuts.

421
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,701
All right, fine.

422
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,870
I don't wanna take you
to my house, okay?

423
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,247
I know you think I'm rich
because I wear nice clothes

424
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,042
and my dad is famous,
but I'm not.

425
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,418
We live in a crappy apartment,

426
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,170
and my mom cleans houses
with my dad

427
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,379
when he's not lucky enough

428
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,690
to be wrestling in flea markets.

429
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,216
I didn't wanna tell you
because you

430
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,485
obviously wouldn't understand.

431
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,636
Your house is perfect.
You're perfect.

432
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,680
And... yeah.

433
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,393
Do I like that you're poor? No.

434
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:02,021
But I hate that you
lied to me about it.

435
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,441
So, yeah, maybe I am
a little shallow.

436
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,612
You didn't even
give me a chance.

437
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,656
Take me home.

438
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,157
For real this time.

439
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,123
You know what?
This wasn't half bad.

440
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,792
It's turnip pie. You want
another piece?

441
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,128
No. I mean, uh, I'm so full.

442
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,755
This jazzercise
contract is crazy.

443
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,316
I don't think there's
any way out of it.

444
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,383
Listen to this.

445
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,052
"Every dispute will be
settled by Christine."

446
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,304
Is she the one
with the thick back?

447
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,640
There he is. How'd that date go?

448
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,600
Terrible. I don't understand.

449
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,495
Did you double down
on the gimmick like I said?

450
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,145
Yeah, and it blew up in my face.

451
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,480
What's going on?

452
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,208
Dad told me to work
the gimmick extra hard,

453
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,752
and it backfired,
so now Karen hates me

454
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:52,113
and the mayor's security team
has our license plate number.

455
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,323
Why do we have red celery?

456
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,701
Okay, it's rhubarb
from the farmers market,

457
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,910
and we're all gonna eat it.

458
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,996
I need you two to stop
working the gimmick

459
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,747
and start working on a solution,

460
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,625
a real solution because we've
got real problems

461
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,168
like rent being due
in a few days.

462
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,712
We could get evicted.

463
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,256
That should be your priority,
not what some girl thinks.

464
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,638
Whatever that is, son...

465
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:18,931
Don't eat it.

466
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,193
Where's your car?

467
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,862
I sold it.

468
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,780
What do you mean you sold it?

469
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,866
And I got good money for it too.

470
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,576
You know, it's a givenchy...

471
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,869
Designer series, yes, I know.

472
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,413
Rocky, I can't believe
you sold your car.

473
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,665
You love it so much.
We needed to pay rent.

474
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:47,293
I can ride with of a and sika
if I book any shows,

475
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,420
and we can sign
a cheap lease on a Van,

476
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,881
which will be better
for the business.

477
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,132
I'm working the solution.

478
00:18:56,218 --> 00:19:00,431
Hey, can you drop me off
at school on your way to work?

479
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,061
Thanks for giving us
a ride to work, Gabe.

480
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,314
No problem. I have some parmesan
and crushed red pepper packets

481
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,524
in the glove box if
anyone's feeling snacky.

482
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,360
It's crazy you had
to sell your car, dad.

483
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:13,569
You loved that thing.

484
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,573
Yeah, but I love
your mom even more.

485
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,993
It's about
taking responsibility.

486
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,705
Adult Dwayne: What my dad said
really resonated with me.

487
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,582
I had messed up
things with Karen,

488
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,584
but I still had a shot
to do something right.

489
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,254
Hey, coach cwik,
you got a second?

490
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,256
Hey, big fella. Looking big!

491
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,508
Not now, Barry.

492
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,928
I know I acted like a jerk.

493
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,097
I've been stressed lately
about a lot of things,

494
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,266
and I took it out on you,
and I'm sorry.

495
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,111
I appreciate that.

496
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,321
I appreciate that
apology very much.

497
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,907
Tells me who you are,
right, as a man.

498
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,575
Thanks for giving me
another chance.

499
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,328
Hey, we all deserve
a second chance.

500
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,834
Why don't you
play football for me?

501
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,753
Coach, I don't got
time for that.

502
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,130
I mean, my family...

503
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,191
Hey, I don't want to cross
a line here or anything.

504
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,655
You live out
in the east side, right?

505
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,346
I grew up around there too.

506
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,391
Football can open doors
for guys like us.

507
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,184
This game can get you
into college,

508
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,061
take you who knows how far.

509
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,688
Out there is opportunity.

510
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,232
You work your ass off,
give yourself a chance.

511
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,193
You really think I got a shot?

512
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,486
You got the size.

513
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,197
If you got the talent,
sky's the limit.

514
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,119
All right. I'll be
here tomorrow.

515
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,829
Good for you.

516
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,622
Hey, that's it, Marcus!

517
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,767
Adult Dwayne: You know, when
you give someone a second chance,

518
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,668
you never know how
they could surprise you.

519
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,420
If I hadn't apologized
to coach cwik,

520
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,963
I never would
have found football,

521
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,339
and football gave me direction.

522
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,592
It gave me discipline,
but, most of all,

523
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,094
it gave me hope for
a better future for my family.

524
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,180
Go eagles!

525
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,431
I didn't know it then,

526
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,976
but that moment,
that apology when I was 15,

527
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,729
well, that changed
the course of my life.

528
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,315
We all deserve a chance
to learn from our mistakes,

529
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,691
and I hope the people of Philly

530
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,985
will give me a second chance
to make them proud.

531
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,946
(Cheers and applause)

532
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,995
Go eagles!