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(Cameras shutters clicking)
(People talking indistinctly)

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Good morning, everyone.
Good to see everybody.

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I am excited to formally announce
my choice of running mate.

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The person who I have chosen

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to become our next vice
president of the United States

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is general Monica Jackson.

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(Crowd gasps and chatters)

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Male reporter 1: Miss Jackson, quick
question. Male reporter 2: Miss Jackson.

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Who?

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(Camera shutters clicking)

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Thank you.

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Not very good
at public speaking.

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(Crowd clamoring)

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But general Jackson endorsed
your opponent, senator taft.

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That's right, she did.

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And general Jackson and I

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have had many differences
of opinion in the past.

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She said your remake of Matilda

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lacked the necessary violence

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to be entertaining.

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And that was not one of them.

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I completely agree with
general Jackson on that one.

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(Chuckles)

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Guys. Guys, listen.

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I understand that
this choice today

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is one that may surprise
alotofyou,

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but, growing up the way I did,

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I learned to really value
unique people

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with wildly different
points of view.

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So let me just take a moment,

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and take you back
to when I was 10 years old,

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living in Hawaii.

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"Instant classic,
stunning puppetry."

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You hear that, mom?
The puppetry is stunning.

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Ugh, what is it
with that ugly thing?

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He's everywhere.
Young Dwayne: He's e.T.

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He eats candy
and uses the telephone.

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I have to see it. That's e.T.?

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Looks like the guy who sells
mangoes next to the highway.

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It's the eyes.

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Mom, can we see e. T.?

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Please? Sorry, baby, not today.

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I'm recording my audition song
for star search.

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That's right, you are!

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God, they're gonna
love your voice.

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What are you singing?
Laura branigan.

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She sings Gloria.

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It's the hottest song
of the summer.

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It's gonna be great,
trust me. Okay.

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Mom, I don't mean
to not be supportive here...

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How 'bout we go tomorrow?

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(Blows raspberry)
Dewey, don't make that face.

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What if the wind changes?
You'll get stuck that way.

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I accept that you don't
want me to do adult stuff...

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I don't like it,
but I accept it.

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But this movie is for kids.

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At least let me do kid stuff.

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Maybe your dad can take you.
Young Dwayne: Okay!

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Here are the showtimes.
10:00,10:30,11:00...

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Babe, I can't take him
to the movies.

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I gotta go over the match
for Lia's battle royale.

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Sotakelflniafler lcantafier

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I gotta run an errand.
What errand?

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Oh, this guy came to me with

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a business opportunity
the other day.

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You wrestle for me,
you'll be my number one guy.

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Greg yao. My info's on the card.

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No big deal.
Which shirt do you like?

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What look are you going for?

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Professional cool.

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Like Sidney poitier
going to court.

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Beige turtleneck.
Corduroy pants.

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Done. (Alarm beeping)

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Oh, it's on! 9:30,10:00...

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Mom's big announcement.

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Terry: Your one-stop shop
for local Hawaiian sports.

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I'm Terry,
and with me, as always,

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is the washakie from kapolei,
the chief.

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They call me the chief

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and I like the beef. (Laughs)

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And in the studio today,
we have the queen

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of polynesian pacific
pro wrestling,

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Lia maivia,

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with some huge news
for Hawaii wrestling fans.

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Uh, mahalo, Terry.

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I just want to say
to all your listeners

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that they should hold
onto their butts.

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It's going to be the greatest

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battle royale in history.

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I got a hand on each cheek.

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Now, Lia, what about
local promoter Greg yao?

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He worked for your late husband

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Peter maivia for years

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and has now become
your competitor.

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(Speaking Samoan)

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Ooh.

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Terry: So you're not concerned

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he poached two
of your best guys,

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king Kong Bundy
and junkyard dog,

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signing them
to exclusive contracts.

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My guys...
"Soulman" rocky Johnson,

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andré the giant,
the wild Samoans,

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macho man Randy savage...

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They are the toughest and
the meanest guys out there.

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My late husband, Peter maivia...

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I love you, Peter.

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I miss you, high chief.

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He was a real chief

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and true king
of Hawaiian wrestling.

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And that's why I am here

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to announce on the Terry show...

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Terry and the chief.

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That I am putting
Peter's championship belt

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where no other wrestler has ever

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held since his passing,

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on the line for the winner.

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(Singing)

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That you've been living under

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but you really don't remember

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was it something that they said?

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Are the voices in your head

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calling Gloria

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let me guess, you're auditioning

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for star search? How'd you know?

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So are they.

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(Women singing)

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Calling Gloria calling Gloria

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was it something that he said?

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But you really don't remember

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calling Gloria
and they got your number

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well, except for that guy.

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Actually, he just comes in
every week and reads the Bible.

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"And the hand of the lord
was on me

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"and carried me out
in the spirit of the lord."

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(Funky upbeat music)

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Rocky: Hey, andré.
You're European,

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what you think of my outfit?

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I like it, boss.

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You look like, uh,

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cqumbo from the TV, huh?

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Don't arrest me, monsieur
cqumbo! (Laughing)

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Lia: All right, let's start.

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First... grandma?

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Yes, Dewey?
Is this meeting over?

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No, I've just started.

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Is there somewhere
you need to be?

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Yeah, e. T.

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Play e. T. With Francine.

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(Dog snoring) Wrap her up
in a blanket and she can be e. T.

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I could take Dewey
for the afternoon.

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Really?
Dad, can I go with andré?

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Please?

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Yes! Sure, it's okay with me.

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No, andré,
you need to hear the plan.

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André plan always the same, huh?

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André wrestle, everyone
hit andré with chair.

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André leave, no?

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Yeah, good. That's it.

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(Speaking in French)

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(In English) Buh-bye,
cqumbo. (Laughing)

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Okay, so if we drive really fast

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we can make it to the 1:30
e. T. At pearlridge...

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André doesn't like movie.

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You don't like movies?

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André prefer books. Books?

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André has an even
better plan than movie.

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We are going to do
my favorite thing, huh?

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(Chuckles)

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Adult Dwayne: Ldidn't know it
then, but my day with andré

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was about to change
my perspective on everything.

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Okay, battle royale.

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As you all know, the winner takes
Peter's belt. Then we get a new champion.

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First thing,
everyone's in the ring.

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Get rid of the jobbers,

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and then it's down to
our eight stars.

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Lia: Sergeant slaughter,
you will be eliminated

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by Ricky steamboat
after a high-crossbody.

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Sergeant: Great,
see you all at the bar.

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While steamboat
fires up the crowd,

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rocky, you hit him
with a dropkick, boom!

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Right out of the ring.

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Steamboat: Llove it.

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I'll stick the landing
like Nadia comaneci.

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Lia: Sheik, you will have
macho man in a camel clutch,

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then toss him out.

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The iron sheik: Your
sheiky baby always delivers.

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Rocky and the wild Samoans
make quick work of sheik.

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Man: Can 1 wave to my
girlfriend in the front row?

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Lia: No.
Man: That will upset her.

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Then after the Samoans
attack andré with chairs,

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rocky joins in and the three
eliminate the giant.

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The wild Samoans turn on rocky.

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Sika holds rocky up
as of a charges.

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Rocky back body drops of a
over the top rope.

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Afa: The fifth time this month.

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Think I would know better.

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Lia: Rocky hits sika with
the big sou/man right hand

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and out he goes.

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Rocky will be the new champ.

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Faamalo, rocky.

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Malo, rocky. Malo, malo.

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(Clapping) Man: Well done.

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Lia,

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I'm honored.

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It's what Peter
would have wanted.

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What are we gonna do,

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give it to the sheik?

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There is a fly on this Danish.

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You jabronis never close box.

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It's been a rough
few weeks, rocky.

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You've been beside me
and you've supported me.

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Peter would have been proud of

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the kind of man you've become.

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Lia, you know how
you insist I take roll call

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before the meeting?

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Well, I forgot.

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So, I did it just now
and macho man is not here.

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Ey! Anyone know where Randy is?

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Yeah, he wanted me to tell
you he couldn't make it.

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Something about his girlfriend
Deborah's birthday.

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But don't worry.

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I've been taking notes for him.

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"Girlfriend's birthdays."

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Bundy and jyd's "sick mothers."

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Greg yao's behind this.

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Bob, go get the car.

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(Tense exciting music)

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Rocky: How'd it go?

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Turns out every woman
in Hawaii is auditioning

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for star search
by singing Gloria.

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Ugh. Where's Dewey?

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With Andre. But relax...

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You're here with rocky Johnson.

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Want one of
my patented back rubs?

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How am I supposed to stand out

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when I'm singing the same song
as everybody else?

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Well, if you want people
to remember you,

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you gotta show them something
they've never seen before.

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That's okay for you to say,
you're a showman.

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I get nervous when
I wear my red belt.

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I think you should sing
an original song.

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(Laughs sarcastically)
Sure, yeah.

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I'll just whip up
a song better than Gloria,

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one of the greatest songs
of all time.

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Nothing's gonna make
you stand out more

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than something only you
could've written.

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I gotta run.
I'll catch you later.

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Squeeze the bicep for good luck?

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That helped.

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You know what, Andre was right.

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He was rude, but he was right.

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Lia: That way,
Randy's in room 302.

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(Whispering) Three, two, one.

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(Crashing)

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Whoa!

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Bob, Lia? What the hell?

257
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:22,103
Oh, good, it really is
your girlfriend's birthday.

258
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,731
Hey, happy birthday, Deborah.
Thank you.

259
00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:25,982
Okay, bye!

260
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,650
Sorry, I'll just...

261
00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,487
Please. Leave, Bob.

262
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,780
I'll tell maintenance...

263
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,343
The front desk to
send up maintenance.

264
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,867
Have them wait 20,
maybe 30 minutes.

265
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,536
Beat it! Right, yeah.

266
00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,288
Big elbow! Hey!

267
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,124
(Jaunty French song playing)

268
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,751
(Cooing and clucking)

269
00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,089
You really think this is fun?

270
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,256
So fun.

271
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:53,510
And relaxing, non?
Want to borrow some seed?

272
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,678
No, I don't want any seed.

273
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,472
I want to be at the movies,
watching e. T.

274
00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,807
And having fun.

275
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,811
What do you love
about the movie, huh?

276
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,854
I like the stories?
(Andre chuckles)

277
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,690
You don't have to go to
the cinema to find a story.

278
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,443
Everything has a story to tell.

279
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,737
Have you ever
looked at the moon?

280
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,614
Um, yeah?

281
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,325
Some people used to think
the moon was made of cheese.

282
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,661
Cheese?

283
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,496
Because the craters,

284
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,299
they look like
the hole in the Swiss cheese.

285
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,750
It depend on
how you look at it, non?

286
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,295
Regarde, the big one.

287
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,881
Le cochon approaches.

288
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,383
Get out of here, porker!

289
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,761
It is not le cochon's fault
he is big.

290
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,304
And it is not easy for him.

291
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,973
The birds,
they do not include him.

292
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,474
And the people,
they shoo him away

293
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,838
because they think he is greedy.

294
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:45,812
But not me.

295
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,565
He is my favorite,

296
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,400
which is why I give him
the moon.

297
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,693
(Gentle music playing)

298
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,114
(Cooing)

299
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,575
(Chuckles)

300
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,679
Adult Dwayne:
You know, looking back,

301
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:02,829
andré was trying to show me

302
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,747
that there are a million
different ways

303
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:05,832
to look at something...

304
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,128
If you're only willing
to change your perspective.

305
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,882
Greg yao.

306
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,384
Sorry I'm late.

307
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,027
I was surprised
you even wanted to meet,

308
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:19,949
seeing as how
you're Lia's son-in-law.

309
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,015
I'm also a business man.

310
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,308
(Both chuckle)

311
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,810
Nice cowboy boots.

312
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:26,936
They're not subtle.

313
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,480
But neither am I. (Chuckles)

314
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,816
Hope you don't mind, I
pre-ordered us some calamari.

315
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,860
I'm good, thanks.

316
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,069
Are you sure?

317
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,322
You mightwant to
take a closer look.

318
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,411
Is that a gold chain
that says "no"?

319
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,455
What? (Scoffs)

320
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,765
Damn it, it's got
some cocktail sauce on it.

321
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:47,916
Give me a minute.

322
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,919
It says "no. 1"

323
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,421
because that's what you'll
be when you sign with me.

324
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,304
Lia: That was really
beautiful, wasn't it?

325
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,599
A man having sex with his
girlfriend on her birthday?

326
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,311
It really restored
my faith in people, you know?

327
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,438
We were lucky to see it.

328
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:13,900
Lia: Oh, a zippy's.
Good, I want some chili rice.

329
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,318
(Laidback music playing)

330
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,863
What do you want to drink?
Fruit punch.

331
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:20,782
(Car door shuts)

332
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,467
(Bob singing) Fruit
punch and a chili rice

333
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,249
(sighs) Come on,
you can do this, ata.

334
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,964
(Ukulele strumming)

335
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:41,511
Don't look at me all angry, baby

336
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:46,432
I know it's not your way

337
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,477
what if the breeze stops blowing

338
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:54,190
and you get stuck this way?

339
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,988
I know
you're getting older, baby

340
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,782
lasked the calendar to wait

341
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:06,411
but he laughed at me and told me

342
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,788
I'm already late

343
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,001
so I opened up the windows, baby

344
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:17,046
and I left the door ajar

345
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,466
so the wind
might change direction

346
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:24,178
(playing over tape recorder)
And you'll stay always as you are

347
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,265
iloveit really?

348
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,017
Oh, this is your rocky shuffle!

349
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,810
Star search is gonna love it.

350
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,313
All right,
let's head to the arena.

351
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,999
You can drop me off and
I'll see you and Dewey later?

352
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,065
Already?

353
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,151
Yeah, I just
got a lot on my mind.

354
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,111
Getting Peter's belt, that's...

355
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,572
That's a big deal. Yeah.

356
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,742
But you know what'll help?

357
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,577
Rewind that tape. (Laughing)

358
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,454
Let's hear that hit
one more time.

359
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,621
(Turns on tape recorder)

360
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,891
Young Dwayne and you really
think there's different versions of me

361
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,292
living in different dimensions?

362
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,918
(In French) Oui.

363
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,795
(In English) Well, if
there are other deweys,

364
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,547
I hope one's big like you.

365
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,050
So everyone would have to
listen to him.

366
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,552
Big, small, it doesn't matter.

367
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,888
If you think small,

368
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,265
you will definitely
stay small, huh?

369
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,268
That's easy for you to say.
You're big.

370
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,645
Everything's easy for you.

371
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,064
Sometime Andre is too big.

372
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,816
Too big for chair,
too big for hat.

373
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,277
Too big to ride horses.

374
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,363
Sometime Andre feel like
king Kong.

375
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,282
You ever see the king Kong?
That is Andre's favorite movie.

376
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,660
But I thought you said
you didn't like the movies?

377
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,538
Andre lied.

378
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,707
I used to love to go to
the movies when I was a kid.

379
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,960
But I am too big now,
and people get angry at me.

380
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,421
I have to sit in the back
where I cannot see.

381
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,215
Why don't you just get glasses?

382
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:43,591
(Chuckles)

383
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:44,717
(In French) Vanité.

384
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,320
(In English) You're the same,
you know.

385
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,012
As who? As le cochon.

386
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,348
You guys are both bigger
than everybody else

387
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,433
and people are gonna
treat you differently

388
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,102
and it's not fair.

389
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,605
What if the problem isn't that
you're too big for the world,

390
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,233
it's that the world
is just too small for you?

391
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,612
Andre?

392
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,617
A very clever little boy.

393
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,288
Jump on my back.

394
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,457
Adult Dwayne: Did I consider
choosing a running mate

395
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,792
who I had more in common with?

396
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,210
Of course I did.

397
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,296
But then I started to think
about Andre the giant

398
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,382
and his birds.

399
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,277
Adult Dwayne: He was
the eighth wonder of the world.

400
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,803
And he had enough
of an open mind

401
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,097
to listen to
a 10-year-old scrub like me.

402
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,225
(E.t. Cooing)

403
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,935
(Whimsical music playing)

404
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,356
What is the monster's
name again?

405
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,738
Adult Dwayne:
I will never forget that.

406
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,949
Then et,

407
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,242
he use a spell to make

408
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,536
all the bicycles
fly up in the air.

409
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,121
Andre, man, I already told you.

410
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,498
Me and sheik are
gonna go see it tomorrow!

411
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:58,958
Oh, he dies.

412
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,835
He dies. He dies.

413
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,379
Hey, everyone, et dies!
How are you doing?

414
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,007
Feeling good? Yeah, great.

415
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,634
Yeah, I'm gonna put on a show
for you tonight, Lia.

416
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,887
Peter will be happy his belt
is staying in the famin.

417
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:14,390
Adult Dwayne: And ifandré
wasn't too big to learn new lessons,

418
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,058
well, no one was.

419
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,521
Announcer: Get ready
for the 18-man battle royale.

420
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,708
Each wrestler has
to throw their opponent

421
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,983
over the top rope

422
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,276
and the last man in the ring

423
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,736
is the champion.

424
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,237
Yeah! Look at this crowd.

425
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,447
This is amazing, mom.

426
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,157
You're in for a show.

427
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,700
Go, dad!

428
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,494
(Bell dinging)

429
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:35,828
Ata: Go, rocky!

430
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,959
(Gloria by Laura branigan
playing)

431
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,504
Announcer: It looks like
everyone is piling on andré.

432
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,381
Will they smother the
eighth wonder of the world?

433
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,969
And the giant does it again.
Can't keep him down.

434
00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:00,311
Gloria, you're always
on the run now

435
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,729
go dad!

436
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,857
Announcer: And another wrestler
over the top of the rope and gone.

437
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,484
(Crowd cheering)

438
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,653
You gotta get him somehow

439
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,822
I think you've got to slow down

440
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,588
announcer: Steamboat
eliminates slaughter,

441
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,951
who can't believe it!

442
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,205
I think you're headed
for a breakdown

443
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,207
announcer:
And Ricky steamboat is out.

444
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,209
So be careful not to show it

445
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,879
you really don't remember

446
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,923
macho man, over the top rope.

447
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,007
Out he goes.

448
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,386
Are the voices in your head

449
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,887
number one! Who else?

450
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,682
Calling Gloria

451
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,045
announcer: And the sheik is out.

452
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,352
Gloria

453
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,064
don't you think you're falling?

454
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,776
If everybody wants you

455
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,361
(crowd shouting)

456
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,697
Why isn't anybody callin'?

457
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,716
Announcer: They're
teaming up to get the seven-footer

458
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,741
out of the ring.

459
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,660
Will rocky be able to hang on?

460
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,579
Leave them hangin' on the line

461
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:03,249
oh, calling Gloria

462
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,586
announcer: And
andré is out! He's out!

463
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,170
Gloria!

464
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,756
I think they got your number

465
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,218
Gloria
I think they got the alias

466
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,595
Gloria

467
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,846
announcer: Samoan is gone!

468
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,392
(Crowd chanting)
Rocky, rocky, rocky!

469
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,021
Was it something that they said?

470
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,399
Announcer: This is it!
Rocky Johnson will be

471
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,735
the new polynesian
pacific champion.

472
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,321
Calling Gloria

473
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,716
(music muffles)
(Camera bulbs flashing)

474
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,876
Announcer: Wait a
minute. The sheik is back!

475
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,628
Must have gone
through the ropes,

476
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:49,712
not over the top rope.

477
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,172
He could still win this thing.

478
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,357
What the hell are you doing?

479
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,050
Lia changed finish last minute.

480
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,599
(Bob singing) Fruit
punch and a chili rice

481
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,768
(ambient dramatic music)

482
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,312
(Faint ringing)

483
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,023
(Both speaking inaudibly)

484
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,697
(Crowd chanting)
Rocky, rocky, rocky!

485
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,533
Fine. Shoot me off the rope.

486
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,661
Hlgetmysefiout okay, bubba.

487
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:22,953
(Straining)

488
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,497
Come on, dad!

489
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,749
(Crowd booing)

490
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,292
(Grunting)

491
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:33,381
Announcer: And the new
polynesian pacific champion,

492
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:36,842
iron sheik!

493
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,594
Mom, what's going on?

494
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,429
Rocky lost.

495
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,390
(Crowd booing)

496
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,812
Guess you forgot to tell me
you changed the finish.

497
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,563
I saw you, rocky, with yao.

498
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,107
So I double-crossed you

499
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,775
before you could
double-cross me.

500
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,276
(Tense music)

501
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,070
You're right.

502
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,780
I did meet with yao.

503
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,032
I guarantee you
the championship belt.

504
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,659
You won't lose a match.

505
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,452
All right.

506
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,037
Now it's my turn.

507
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,831
You worked for my father-in-law.

508
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,208
And then when he dies
and Lia needs you the most,

509
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,377
you stab her in the back
and steal her guys?

510
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,462
Fine. You've clearly
made up your mind.

511
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,906
Mmm-hmm
why did you even come here?

512
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,633
Well, yao, you stole
wrestlers from Lia.

513
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,052
And when you
take from my family,

514
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,345
I take something back.

515
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,514
You like my outfit?

516
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,725
I mean, iwent back and forth
on it all day.

517
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,393
Couldn't decide what to wear.

518
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,061
But I think...

519
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,813
I think I finally found it!

520
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:32,815
It's the perfect outfit

521
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,775
to wear with yellow...

522
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,068
Cowboy...

523
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,361
Boots.

524
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,614
(Moody rock guitar playing)

525
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,538
Oh, rocky...

526
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,249
Adult Dwayne: Even in the
wild world of professional wrestling,

527
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,585
no one expects
a screw job finish.

528
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,004
Is it wrong or is it justified?

529
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,255
Well, like all things,

530
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,132
it just depends
on your perspective.

531
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,926
Sometimes we get locked in
to one way of thinking.

532
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,136
But, lucky for me,

533
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:05,055
my experience with Andre
forever impacted

534
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,348
the way I look at the world.

535
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,392
Monica will always push me

536
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,686
to consider
other points of view.

537
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,773
But our guiding iightwill
always be our shared values

538
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,608
and love of country.

539
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,359
Thank you all for joining me
this morning.

540
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,779
General, thank you so...
Also I'd like to

541
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,071
say hello to my husband.

542
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,699
Hi, Daryl.

543
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,285
Daryl. (Crowd applauding)

544
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,787
(Bell ringing)