1 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,924 (News music playing) 2 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:08,443 Thank you for joining us tonight. 3 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:09,676 I'm Randall park. 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,179 With the presidential race kicking into high gear, 5 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:14,431 the candidates are all asking the same question, 6 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:17,643 what issue is most important to the American voters. 7 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:19,728 Our cameras were allowed exclusive access 8 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,772 to a strategy meeting with candidate Johnson. 9 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,065 And his campaign manager. 10 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,399 As you can see from the data, 11 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:26,109 our campaign polled likely voters 12 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,379 about their biggest concerns, which we'll want to address 13 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,571 when we shoot our TV ad, 14 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,906 and the most common answer was 15 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,366 oh, you know what'd be good? 16 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,284 I'd like to guess family feud ster. 17 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,620 That's fun, okay. 18 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,706 What is the biggest concern among American voters? 19 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,042 Job security. (Gasps) Ding, ding, ding! 20 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,377 Number one answer. 21 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,004 So, what our polling showed is, with automation on the rise, 22 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:48,257 people worry about technology replacing them 23 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,175 in the workforce. Yeah, that makes sense. 24 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,468 I mean, a change like that 25 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,095 creates a lot of uncertainty in people. 26 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,263 And trust me, I know. 27 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,448 My life has changed so much over the years. 28 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,182 Right, you were the scorpion king, 29 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:58,952 and now you may be the leader of the free world. 30 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,811 I was actually talking about when I was a kid. 31 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,938 Me too. That's also what I meant. Mmm-hmm. 32 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,773 My mom and I followed my dad 33 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,358 as he wrestled all over the world, 34 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,402 and things were challenging back then. 35 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:09,847 Like, living paycheck to paycheck. 36 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,530 I mean, we weren't destitute in any way, 37 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:12,906 but we certainly weren't rich. 38 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:14,491 I gotta tell you when my dad 39 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,285 first started wrestling for the wwf, 40 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:18,248 it felt as though things changed just like that. 41 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,997 (Bell rings) This is crazy! 42 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,332 You're wrestling the black demon in New York, 43 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:23,875 and you're here at the same time. 44 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,003 That's called syndication, little man. 45 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,629 I'm nationwide, baby. 46 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,399 I can't believe they're airing wrestling 47 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,983 coast-to-coast like it's the jeffersons. 48 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,801 Announcer on TV: Takes commanding control. 49 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,595 (Crowd cheering) Nice move, dad. 50 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:36,346 The crowd is going crazy! 51 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,682 Oh, they are. They are. 52 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:40,475 Oh, look, look, there's Vince McMahon. 53 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,269 Certainly an impressive victory 54 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,021 by "the soul man" rocky Johnson. 55 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:45,456 Together, me and him are gonna do 56 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,566 some exciting things for the wwf. 57 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:49,505 The camera loves a strong chin dimple. 58 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,653 Hey, thanks to him, a million fans 59 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,989 just saw me beat black demon's ass, 60 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,117 so I thought we'd capitalize on that... (Grunts) 61 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,287 And start selling merch at my events. 62 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:05,167 We gotjackets, hats, t-shirts, scissors. 63 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,686 Do not throw him scissors. Scissors? 64 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,838 Uh, to cut the sleeves off the shirts, son. 65 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,381 Free the great black sharks. 66 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:14,051 Can I help sell merch? Absolutely. 67 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:15,927 You know what? 68 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:19,264 You could be president of the rocky Johnson fan club. 69 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:20,515 Congratulations. 70 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:21,933 (Laughs) Whoa! 71 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,852 (Both grunting) 72 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:25,812 How much did all this cost? 73 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,301 Oh, don't worry about that, babe. 74 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:28,357 You heard that crowd. 75 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,400 I'm on track to being Vince's number one guy. 76 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,285 Is that why we're staying in this nice motel? 77 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:34,446 Oh, son, this is a hotel. 78 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,215 That's why we let you sit on the carpet. 79 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,991 Huh. (Knocking at door) 80 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,493 Oh, I wonder who that could be. 81 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:43,872 Did someone order... Room service? 82 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,499 Young Dwayne: Whoa. 83 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,378 (Singing) When the food comes to you all the way in your room 84 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,837 that's room service 85 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:51,922 (laughs) 86 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:56,134 We will eat it all and the sauces are small 87 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,761 it's room service 88 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,805 that's my new favorite song. 89 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:00,948 (Give it to me baby playing) 90 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,016 Give it to me, baby give it to me, baby 91 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,356 Here you go. 92 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,651 Marisa, my pen has run out. Can I borrow yours? 93 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,569 Sorry, Lia, I've only got the one. 94 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,411 I can just remember stuff. Yeah, thank you, dear. 95 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,414 And entering the diner, 96 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:28,125 standing at 6'2", 260 pounds. 97 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,085 You've seen him on national TV. 98 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,505 Soulman rocky Johnson! 99 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,948 (Crowd cheering and applauding) Rocky: Thank you, thank you. 100 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,260 Appreciate it. 101 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,804 Hi, grandma. Sorry we're late. Hey, Lia. 102 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,556 Hey, mom. Rocky: Mmm, looks good. 103 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:43,640 I'm starving. 104 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,600 I should kiss Vince McMahon on the mouth. 105 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:46,893 Mom. What? 106 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,353 You heard that reaction. 107 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,564 Wwf get more popular, 108 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,649 our company gets more popular too. 109 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,401 You know, ever since Peter passed... 110 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:57,487 I love you, Peter. I love you, high chief. 111 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:00,198 Vince has become so supportive of me. 112 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:01,491 Vince loves you. 113 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,511 You're the only promoter he lets his wrestlers work for 114 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:04,745 outside the wwf. 115 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,747 I'm his favorite ever since I gave him 116 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,290 my recipe for pulled pork. 117 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,000 Look at this. 118 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:14,296 Young Dwayne: Whoa! 119 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,089 The poster for your island battle royale. 120 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:17,924 All my best guys will be there. 121 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,676 Lia: Rocky. "The soulman." 122 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,262 Lia: The iron sheik. Iran, number one! 123 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,680 Lia: Junkyard dog. 124 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,932 I'm an old, nasty dog. (Growls) 125 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,517 Nasty dog! 126 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,895 Lia: Greg "the hammer" Valentine. 127 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,938 I get angry very quickly! 128 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,356 Lia: Andre the giant. 129 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:34,566 I don't even exercise. 130 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,234 Lia: "Macho man" Randy savage. 131 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:39,196 Tower of power too sweet to be soured. 132 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,530 Lia: King Kong Bundy. 133 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,032 Give me a five count! 134 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,534 Oh, no, actually king Kong Bundy has pulled out 135 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,952 because his mom's sick. 136 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,121 Oh, right. I forgot. 137 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,456 My mom is sick. 138 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,876 We'll miss him, but nothing is more important than family. 139 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:53,960 Mmm. 140 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:57,255 You coming over to look at your father's boxes? 141 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:58,715 You know, it's been three months. 142 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,634 Yeah, it's time. 143 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:03,762 Good, you can decide what goes and what stays. 144 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,264 I know. Oh, and remind me 145 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,683 to give this poster to my assistant, Bob, 146 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:09,768 so he can put it up. 147 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,561 Is that him sitting out there? 148 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,190 Why didn't Bob come in? 149 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,775 It's a family breakfast. 150 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,132 Adult Dwayne: My grandmother and my dad 151 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,075 could feel the world of wrestling changing... 152 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,535 Is that rocky Johnson? 153 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,495 And their futures looked bright. 154 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,789 Hey, Dewey, check it out. 155 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,959 Whoa, why'd they put you in between two ladies? 156 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:37,921 That's Sylvester Stallone. He's rocky number two. 157 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,048 Rocky, great match last night. 158 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,300 Thanks, jt. We all set for the autograph signing 159 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,552 on Saturday? All set. 160 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:46,137 My dad is gonna need all fan photos 161 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,515 taken on his right side. That's his good side. 162 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,850 Oh, and he's gonna need 163 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,269 five silver pens and ten ripe mangos, 164 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:53,770 pre-sliced, for energy. 165 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,021 Okay. 166 00:05:57,732 --> 00:06:00,026 Yeah, sure. I'll take that. 167 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:04,990 Oh, yeah, great definition in the thighs, brother, yeah. 168 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,950 Look at the detail in the hair. 169 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,202 Wow, what's that? 170 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:10,412 My action figure. 171 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:11,955 Vince McMahon sent it to me. 172 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,749 Vince didn't tell me he was making us into action figures. 173 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,751 Not us, only me. 174 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,963 Adult Dwayne: But things were even brighter for Andre. 175 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,172 It's a prototype. 176 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,300 One night, Vince and I, we were drinking fernet, 177 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:26,469 and he say, "I wonder how small we can make Andre." 178 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:29,931 And I say, "not small at all. Andre is a giant, huh?" 179 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,893 And today he sent me this. 180 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,352 Regarde. 181 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:35,937 (Laughing) 182 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,981 Oh, the arms moving. Young Dwayne: Damn! 183 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,399 Dad, you getting one of those? 184 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,359 Yeah, I'm sure mine is coming. 185 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:42,652 Not coming soon, boss. 186 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,525 Yeah, Andre, we know you're Vince's number one guy... 187 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,991 Well, I mean, I don't think we all know that. 188 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,314 So, did you guys talk about me when you was out drinking? 189 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:51,953 'Cause I love fernet. 190 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,371 We go out, I'm like, 191 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,415 "somebody get a round of fernet for the dog." 192 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,545 It's correct down there? 193 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,923 Hey, come on. (Speaking French) 194 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,766 What are you doing, man? It's a toy for kids. 195 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,177 You want yourjabroni kids to play with do”, 196 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,471 pull down pants, and see sex? (Laughs) 197 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,184 (Singing in distinctly) 198 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,979 Afa: Wow, look how young you and your dad were. 199 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,524 Peter loved listening to you sing. 200 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,611 He knew I was shy, so he just kept encouraging me. 201 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,196 You sound like an angel. 202 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,033 (Both sing low note) 203 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,660 (Laughs) 204 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,996 Hey, is Lia here? 205 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,665 She's in her office with sheik. 206 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,167 (Dog groans) 207 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,330 The iron sheik: What is wrong with dog? Lia: Nothing. 208 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,505 She has tumors. She's resting. Ugh. 209 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:46,383 I'm hosting a barbecue for all my wrestlers before the match. 210 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,426 Yes, very exciting. I go to safeway. 211 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,678 I get the cupcake. 212 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,638 The barbecue is a family event, 213 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,807 so let's run through things that you can't say. 214 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,351 No problem. Sheik only family man. 215 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,311 All these words here. 216 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,648 No "(Bleep)"? 217 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,191 No "(Bleep)"? 218 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,110 No "(Bleep)"? That's right. 219 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,903 Okay, boss. (Knocks) 220 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,613 Lia, I have some bad news. 221 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,514 It's about king Kong Bundy's mother. 222 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,033 Oh, no. Okay, 223 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:13,717 send some flowers and a card should read, 224 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:14,828 "sorry for your loss." 225 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,080 No, she didn't die. She's not even sick. 226 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,873 Um, Bundy lied to you. 227 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,917 He signed a deal to wrestle for yao. 228 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,544 That's why he backed out of our event. 229 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:23,628 Lia: Greg yao. 230 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,481 What kind of promoter puts his own picture 231 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,548 in the announcement? 232 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:29,843 And who's this Chinese man? 233 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,428 That word, that okay to say. 234 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:32,637 A traitor. 235 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,223 He worked for Peter, and when Peter passed, 236 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:37,434 yao said he would never work for a woman, 237 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,061 so he left, and he started his own wrestling promotion. 238 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,396 What a jabroni. 239 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,440 The sheik love all... 240 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,400 Women. 241 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,320 This event isn't on the same night as ours. 242 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:50,572 Why can't Bundy do both? 243 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,407 Yao made him sign an exclusive contract, 244 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,367 so he can only wrestle for him in Hawaii. 245 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,476 Bundy is not gonna work for us again, 246 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,796 and I'm gonna make sure Vince hears about this 247 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,207 and get his advice. 248 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,168 I forgot his number. 249 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:07,630 Oh, try visualizing the shape the numbers make on the keypad. 250 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,132 My mom's number is a square. 251 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,842 Am I trying to call your mom, Bob? 252 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:12,802 Get me Vince's number. 253 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,517 Lia: Who lies about their mom being sick? 254 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,895 I pray every day for my mom's good health, 255 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,772 and she's been dead 20 years, 256 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,483 and yao, he thinks he can... Deborah: Hey, Lia. 257 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,277 Thanks for the barbecue. Aw, yeah, manuia. 258 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,738 Anything for my wrestlers. (Chuckles) 259 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:36,076 He thinks he can steal my guys from the battle royale. 260 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:39,746 Bundy should have said no. You can't back out of a match. 261 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,498 If you say you gonna do it, you do it. 262 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,875 Yes, right. Sika, write that down. 263 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,335 I got wing fingers. 264 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,544 I'll remember it. 265 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,214 Vince sent me this. Look out. 266 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,840 (All laughing) 267 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,428 Hey, don't know if you guys heard 268 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,514 Terry and the chief this morning on the radio? 269 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,015 Ah, Terry number one. 270 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:02,018 The chief, achtoof! Yeah, I hate the chief too. 271 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,062 Why is he always congested? 272 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,385 Yeah. Go see an allergist, man. 273 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,607 Well, they were talking about 274 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,484 my autograph signing this Saturday. 275 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,486 Dewey's gonna sell merch for me. 276 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,822 It's gonna be huge. So how many hats do you want? 277 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,658 Well, gonna go reload the Arnold Palmer. 278 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,328 Too much corn on the grill, Bob. 279 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,621 People love my corn. 280 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,790 And we found an old picture ofandre 281 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,708 sitting on dad's lap. (Laughing) 282 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,418 Dad looks so tiny. 283 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,088 Andre loves sitting on people. 284 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,608 Glad you're going through those boxes, babe. 285 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,192 Bet there's some amazing stuff in there. 286 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,594 Brother, you should see some of the old home movies 287 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,930 that she found. Voice of an angel. Mmm! 288 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,712 Whatever happened to your music? You still writing songs? 289 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,560 It's just... nothing serious, 290 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,912 it's just something I was playing around with. 291 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,188 Too bad. Ithoughtofyou this morning. 292 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,457 There was an ad in the paper for singers 293 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:52,569 to audition for this new TV show, star search. 294 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,195 (Scoffs) Yeah, I don't think so. 295 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,114 Why not? You used to love singing. 296 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:59,409 Um, well, you know, I'm... I'm just... 297 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,702 Oh, here's my son. 298 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,454 Dad, I sold a t-shirt. Nice, son. 299 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:04,622 Who's the lucky fan? 300 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:05,707 (Chuckles) 301 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,150 Bob has too much corn on the grill. 302 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,502 Has anybody seen junkyard dog? 303 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,226 He's supposed to bring the ambrosia salad. 304 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,298 Ah, yeah, he called. He said he couldn't make it. 305 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,216 Something about his mom being sick. 306 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,637 You okay? 307 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,139 Jyd's mom is not sick. 308 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,141 He's gonna go and work for Greg yao. 309 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,517 The hell he is. 310 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,078 You're the number one promoter in Hawaii. 311 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,103 That's not gonna change. 312 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:30,440 I know, but yao, he respects nothing. 313 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:33,067 Oh, he gonna respect this. Come on, let's go. Where? 314 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,069 To talk some sense into Sylvester. 315 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,876 Yeah, I'm gonna put on my slapping gloves. 316 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,407 Bob, get some corn for the road! 317 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:40,909 They're not ready! 318 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,875 Where you headed, Sylvester? 319 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,240 Lia: You going to see your mom? 320 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:51,794 I heard she was sick. 321 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,796 First Bundy's, now yours. 322 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,548 Moms are dropping like flies. 323 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,176 She, uh, got a hold of some bad yogurt. 324 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,003 Are those your slapping gloves? 325 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,350 (Door closes) Oh, what you got there? 326 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,102 Oh, it's a smoked French ham wrapped in gold cellophane. 327 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,065 Yao gave it to me 328 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,500 with a note that said he want to talk, 329 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,069 so I called him, and we did. I'm sorry. 330 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,612 I hate to bail on y'all, butlhaveto. 331 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,822 Why would you choose to wrestle for him over me? 332 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,324 I thought we were family. 333 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,826 We are, but he offered me a lot more money, Lia. 334 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:25,912 Look at this place. 335 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,039 Somebody either had a baby or made a baby 336 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,802 on the other side of that wall right there. 337 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,919 He upgraded me to the radisson, 338 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,088 and I get to do whatever I want with my persona. 339 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,589 (Scoffs) Come on, no way. 340 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,258 Man, I'm telling you the truth, rocky. 341 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,677 Imagine me, penthouse dog. 342 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,304 Get up out the junkyard and move up into the penthouse. 343 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,032 Get rid of my dog chains and get me a briefcase 344 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,349 full of treasury bonds. 345 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,893 Mmm-mmm, I'd put money in the briefcase. Ooh. 346 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,217 Yeah, stacks of phony hundreds. 347 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,354 Uh-huh. 348 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,748 That way, when you hit somebody... 349 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,107 Uh-huh. Cash explodes everywhere. 350 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,191 Bam! 351 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,651 Stop pitching on penthouse dog. 352 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,986 Yao says that'il be a hit, 353 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,405 and that with him, I'MMA be a star. 354 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:01,781 See, me and rocky, 355 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,634 we ain't gonna never be Vince's number one guy. 356 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,076 It's always gonna be Andre. 357 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,536 I don't know about that. 358 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,955 Come on. They didn't even talk about us during fernet. 359 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,099 They didn't talk about you. 360 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,923 You think they talked about you during fernet? 361 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,918 What is fernet? Nobody knows, mama. 362 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,129 I know. It's a digestif. 363 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,048 I'm sorry, Lia. I love you. 364 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,538 And rocky, you my man ten grand. 365 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,305 But this is an opportunity that I can't pass up. 366 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,639 Excuse me. 367 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,742 Adult Dwayne: My grandmother realized 368 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,227 that change doesn't affect people equally. 369 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,188 What was best for her wasn't necessarily best for everyone, 370 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,357 and my father was wondering 371 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,234 if change would be best for him. 372 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,321 (Kids laughing) 373 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,489 That's me and my cousins playing a game 374 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:44,633 where you had to jump in the water 375 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,742 without hitting the rocks. 376 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,785 The adults just let you do that? 377 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,704 Well, it was a different time. 378 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,581 What happened if you hit the rocks? 379 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,250 You'd split your head open and die. 380 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,087 You won't even let me use real scissors. 381 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,506 (Phone rings) 382 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,800 Hello. Lia, it's Vince. 383 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,553 Thank you so much for the kalua pork recipe. 384 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,905 I couldn't keep my hands off it. 385 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,473 No time for small talk, Vince. 386 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,350 I've been very upset. I know. 387 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,394 I got your messages about yao. Don't worry. 388 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,385 I've seen guys like him before. 389 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,649 All quster, big promises, but no staying power. 390 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,652 You're a pro, Lia. This guy can't touch you. 391 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,281 Thank you, Vince. I'm glad you enjoyed your pork. 392 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,991 It's delicious. Thank you again. 393 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,202 I do have a bit of bad news though. 394 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,139 You know we have that show at Madison square garden every month? 395 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,457 Well, I didn't realize my old man 396 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,084 booked the garden for your date. 397 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,795 You're kidding. I'm locked in that date, Vince. 398 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,505 I can't change it. I know. 399 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,633 And, Lia, I would change our date if I could, 400 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,803 but Billy Joel is eating up all the other nights. 401 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,262 The guy sings about pressure like it's a bad thing. 402 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,157 Look, I'm gonna have to call some of my guys back, 403 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,784 but I'm not gonna leave your cupboard bare. 404 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,893 I won't take rocky or the wild Samoans. 405 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,336 I know they're big draws out there. 406 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,854 I appreciate that, 407 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,273 and I understand you need your guys. 408 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,777 Appreciate you, Lia. Thank you, and I'm sorry again. 409 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,278 Talk soon. 410 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,280 (Sighs) 411 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:10,535 Well, Bob, we've got bigger changes coming. 412 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,788 (Dog howling) 413 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,209 Grandma, something's wrong with Francine! 414 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,878 No, that's her way of telling us she's hungry. 415 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,922 Do you want to feed her? Can I? 416 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,882 Just be careful when you put the bow! Down. 417 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,426 Don't kick her tumors. 418 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,930 (Francine barks) 419 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,100 Are those the boxes for donation? 420 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,393 (Speaks other language) 421 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,604 (In English) They're to keep. That's the donation pile. 422 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,523 That place went out of business. 423 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,608 Lia: (Sighs) So hard. 424 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,360 I don't want to let him go. 425 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,988 (Speaks other language) 426 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,781 (In English) He's always with you, 427 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,284 the same way he's always with me. 428 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,453 But I won't lie, 429 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:57,832 it would be helpful to talk to him, ask his advice. 430 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,750 (Laughs) That's funny because 431 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,378 I remember him always asking you for advice. 432 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,714 He believed in you, mama. 433 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:06,823 That's why he left you the business. 434 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,472 (Chuckles) Oh. 435 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,683 (Singing indistinctly) 436 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,563 Your father always loved it when you sang. 437 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,023 (Speaks other language) 438 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,858 He knew it made me happy. 439 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,736 So why did you stop? 440 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,155 I don't know. 441 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,492 Just didn't feel right to sing without him. 442 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,285 You're not singing without him. 443 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,247 You're singing because of him. 444 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,379 Very good, very good. 445 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,465 She's number one. (Laughs) 446 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,301 Lia: (Chuckles) He's so handsome. 447 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,345 (Laughs) Looks like Robert stack. 448 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,096 (Both laughing) 449 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,807 Francine peed and stepped in it a little. 450 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,476 We've all been there. 451 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,646 (Both laughing) 452 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,690 (Soft jazz music playing) 453 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,068 Waiter: Mr. Johnson. 454 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,754 Adult Dwayne: Meanwhile, the only thing I knew 455 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,363 about all the change going on 456 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,798 was that we went from eating fast food 457 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,824 in our car to eating at a fancy restaurant 458 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,910 where you could look your dinner in the eye 459 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,119 before you ordered it. 460 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,288 Turns out, it wasn't as good as French fries, 461 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,957 but still fancy. 462 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,668 So yao gave Sylvester a smoked French ham? 463 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,128 To entice him, which I don't get. 464 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,814 It don't need to be gussied up. Wsham. 465 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:28,839 We know it's delicious. 466 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,927 But I do understand making someone feel valuable 467 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:36,097 to an organization. Babe, I told you. 468 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,641 My mom said Vince didn't ask you to work the garden show 469 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,369 as a favor to her. Don't take it personally. 470 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,603 I'm just saying he could have called me himself. 471 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,647 Waiter: Welcome to Lorenzo's. 472 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,274 Can I start you off with some drinks? 473 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,943 We'll take a bottle of your finest champagne. 474 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,487 Andlwihave your finest Tequila. Both: No. 475 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,823 I'll have a vodka Martini. Both: No. 476 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,117 Fine, a Shirley temple, extra cherries. 477 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,246 See what happens when you dream big? 478 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,540 (Chuckles) The sky's the limit. 479 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,835 Speaking of... yeah? 480 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,587 I've been thinking about 481 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,213 that singing show of a mentioned. 482 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:14,802 I'm gonna audition. Babe, that's fantastic. (Laughs) 483 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:18,014 I mean, it may come to nothing, but it makes me happy. 484 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,224 (Guests clapping) Do you want a sneak peek? 485 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,343 Young Dwayne: What's she doing? 486 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,814 Your mom's full of surprises. 487 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,107 Ladies and gentlemen, 488 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,710 we hope you're all enjoying yourselves. 489 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,236 We have a surprise guest for you tonight. 490 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,470 Her family's been part of our family 491 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,240 here at Lorenzo's for years. 492 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,659 Would you please put your hands together 493 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,370 for Mrs. Ata Johnson? 494 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,580 (Cheering and applauding) 495 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,042 Hi, everybody. Room service song! 496 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,209 (Chuckles) 497 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,087 As Charles said, I used to come here a lot 498 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,797 with my family when I was younger, 499 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,467 and tonight I'm here with my own family, 500 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:59,180 and I'd like to dedicate this song to my dad, 501 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,389 Peter maivia. 502 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:02,975 (Upbeat music playing) 503 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,275 (Singing) I'm coming out 504 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,403 I want the world to know 505 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,322 got to let it show 506 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,032 that's a good song too. 507 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,159 I'm coming out 508 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,620 I want the world to know 509 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,164 got to let it show 510 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,334 there's a new me coming out 511 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,503 and I just had to live 512 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,730 young Dwayne: Attention, everyone, 513 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,631 rocky Johnson fan club president here 514 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,914 with an official announcement. 515 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,051 My dad is game to sign your body, 516 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,594 but let's keep it pg, all right? 517 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,888 Thanks socool 518 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,848 (dramatic western music playing) 519 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,604 Hey, my man. Who can I make this out to? 520 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,231 Greg yao. 521 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,403 Yao, yao, yao, come here to steal more wrestlers 522 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,566 from my mother-in-law, huh? 523 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,489 I wouldn't call it stealing. 524 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,449 I made an offer. They made a choice. 525 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,201 Mmm. You got a second to talk? 526 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,620 If you can talk with my foot up your ass, go for it. 527 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,580 (Bothlaugh) 528 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,624 That's an impressive turnout. 529 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,626 You're quite a star. 530 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,962 Big enough for his own action figure, 531 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:17,550 but I hear only Andre's getting that treatment? 532 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,970 That's on the house. Now get lost. 533 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,180 No, no, I insist on paying. 534 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,183 (Table rattles) 535 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,937 You know what that is? That's an expensive French ham. 536 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,941 You wrestle for me, you'll be my number one guy. 537 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,110 You want an action figure? 538 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:37,695 You got it. 539 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,699 Hell, I'll make your whole family action figures. 540 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,743 "Professional wrestler's son." 541 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,536 My info's on the card. 542 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,082 What was he talking about? 543 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,960 (Chuckles) Oh, it's nothing, son. 544 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,378 Just, uh just adult stuff. 545 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,757 Adult Dwayne: My dad knew his business was changing, 546 00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,217 and he was afraid of getting left behind, 547 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,677 and that's a fear! Know 548 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,512 many Americans struggle with today. 549 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,764 (Patriotic music playing) 550 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,348 That's why, as your president, 551 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,059 I will make sure none of us get left behind 552 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,979 and that change benefits all, not just some, 553 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,981 because when I see you, 554 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,441 I see my grandmother, 555 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,902 I see my mother and father, 556 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,781 I see that we're all a part of one family called america. 557 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,950 I'm Dwayne Johnson, and I approve this message.