1 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,132 (Lively news theme) 2 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:08,800 Good evening, I'm Randall park. 3 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:10,511 The primaries are over and the nominees 4 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:14,348 for the 2032 us. Presidential race are set. 5 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,892 And one name... 6 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,061 You may have heard before. 7 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,897 Candidate Dwayne Johnson has wasted no time 8 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,482 hitting the campaign trail 9 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:26,193 with his no muss, no fuss bus tour, 10 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:29,821 traveling cross-country to talk to American voters. 11 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:32,866 (Cheering) 12 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,117 I'll get the upstairs. 13 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,578 Randall: And show that he's one of them. 14 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,790 (Grunts) Wow. 15 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,167 It's about as big as Kevin hart's ego. 16 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,460 (Laughter) 17 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:47,089 Randall: But that level of fame also has its downside. 18 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,633 Dwayne Johnson's success is being used against him 19 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,717 by his critics. 20 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:53,929 They say he's lived the cushy Hollywood life for so long, 21 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,347 he can't relate to the struggles 22 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:56,765 of the average American. 23 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,743 Randall, that couldn't be further from the truth. 24 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:01,353 I have had one hell of a life. 25 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:02,980 But I wasn't born into it. 26 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,416 I've had to work very hard for everything that's come my way. 27 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,860 There's still so much that I have to share with the world. 28 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,529 Hmm, I'm surprised to hear you say that 29 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:11,972 because you're such an open person. 30 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,324 Well, I try to be as open and as real as I can. 31 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,201 For example, people don't know 32 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,428 that every time iopenthefndge, 33 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,453 I still gotta... 34 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,331 You know. (Both chuckle) 35 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,916 Can you do it? You want me to do it? 36 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,811 I'm begging you to do it. Are the people ready? 37 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:27,296 They are not ready, but they need to see it. (Chuckles) 38 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:28,856 Well, every time iopenthefndge, 39 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,966 I've gotta say, "can you tell... 40 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,093 Ell... 41 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:37,180 "That the rock is hungry?" 42 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,474 Oh, yeah. 43 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,352 I do that too. You're a wild man. (Laughs) 44 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:43,621 So, as you can see, Randall, 45 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,647 there's still so much that I haven't told anyone. 46 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:46,857 Stories about my life 47 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:50,110 that I haven't been ready to share until now. 48 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,953 You can't tell because I used to be an actor, 49 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:53,614 so I'm skilled at hiding my emotions, 50 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,699 but I'm on the edge of my seat. 51 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,367 I can't tell. You're a hell of an actor. 52 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:58,827 Oh, true. 53 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,621 (Chuckung) 54 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,664 You know, Randall, to understand me, 55 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,625 you gotta understand where I came from. 56 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:05,709 (Funky music playing) 57 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,964 Adult Dwayne: I was born into a wrestling family. (Grunting) 58 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:13,550 Randall: Your dad was wrestling superstar rocky Johnson. 59 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,510 Adult Dwayne: The "sou/man" rocky Johnson. 60 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:16,970 That was him. Yeah! 61 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,449 Announcer: The crowd is in an uproar. 62 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,641 There he goes! 63 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,643 Mom, listen to this crowd. 64 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,186 Dad is over. 65 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,562 He is. They love him. 66 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:26,873 Adult Dwayne: My mother's father 67 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:29,566 was the legendary Samoan wrestler, 68 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:30,942 "high chief" Peter maivia. 69 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,946 Wrestling is in my blood. 70 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,490 (Crowd exclaiming) 71 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,492 An nou ncer: Rocky hits him with a dropkick. 72 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:39,695 Audience member: Yes, rocky! 73 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,912 Announcer: Oh, the Samoan is in trouble now. 74 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,413 All: Three, two... (Bell dings) 75 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,557 Announcer: He's done, he's done! 76 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:48,168 (Crowd cheering) Announcer: And rocky Johnson is the winner tonight. 77 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:51,880 Crowd: (Cheering, chanting) Rocky! 78 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,816 Adult Dwayne: You know, being a kid growing up 79 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,276 in the world of professional wrestling, 80 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,053 I learned a lot of stuff very early on in life. 81 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,304 Sign my chest! 82 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,348 I'll sign your chest. Uh, no, you won't. 83 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,766 (Chuckling) Thank you. 84 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:06,603 Rocky: I won't be signing any chests, but how about an arm? 85 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,065 Is this car! Weathers? 86 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,566 (Giggles) 87 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,045 Adult Dwayne: But, at the same time, 88 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,946 I was also just a regular little boy. 89 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,494 And I idolized my dad. 90 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:26,456 Young Dwayne: Dad, how come our car is nicer than where we're staying? 91 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,542 'Cause the fans don't drive home with us, Dewey. 92 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,711 They need to see me leave the arena in ster. 93 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:31,979 That's called working the gimmick. 94 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:33,255 Hmm, interesting. 95 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,882 Rocky: Cars, the clothes, the jewelry. 96 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,676 They need to think who I am inside the ring 97 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,594 is who I am outside the ring. 98 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,263 That's why we can't hang out in public 99 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:42,514 with uncle iron sheik. 100 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,307 That's right. And get this, 101 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,644 one day, you work the gimmick hard enough, it'll become real. 102 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,229 It will? Rocky: Sure will. 103 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,023 Soon, our house will be as nice as our car. 104 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:53,316 Then I gotta buy a better car. 105 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,986 Ooh, a red one? You know I love red. 106 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,988 I know you like red. (Both chuckle) 107 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,031 (Young Dwayne clears throat) 108 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,659 Hey. I'm gonna getchanged. 109 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,745 We'll go to your grandma's so I can get paid, 110 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,164 then I'll take us out to dinner. A quick stop at my mom's. 111 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,707 Yeah, yeah, I know. 112 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:15,088 Hey, get your buns in here. 113 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,674 Hey, boys. Everyone: Hey! 114 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,509 Both: Yo. 115 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,052 (Dog groaning) 116 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:22,637 Uh, grandma? 117 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,015 What's wrong with your dog again? 118 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,975 It's a belly tumor, but don't worry. 119 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,101 It's benign. 120 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:30,103 Is that mushroom-looking one new? 121 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,856 Go shake everyone's hand, Dewey. 122 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:36,485 Junkyard dog, great match tonight. 123 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:39,279 (Funky music playing) 124 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,947 Let me see how fast you are. 125 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,824 Oh, that's quick. 126 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,201 Damn, kid. 127 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,660 Hi, uncle of a. Hi, uncle sika. 128 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:46,995 Hey. 129 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,039 Share the spice of life 130 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,709 I hated you guys tonight. Greatjob. 131 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:53,978 (Both speaking in polynesian dialect) 132 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,879 Who wants a Margarita? 133 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,756 You will find peace of mind 134 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:58,965 on the floor 135 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,802 I make with almost all triple sec. 136 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,637 Shake it, baby! Dewey baby, 137 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,347 are you old enough to drink yet? 138 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,057 Oh, I'll drink it for him. 139 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,059 (Rumbling thuds) 140 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,685 We can boogie 141 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,646 on down 142 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:13,939 down 143 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,190 (all greeting) 144 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:16,399 Everyone: Hey! Hey! 145 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:19,611 Down, boogie on down 146 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,322 anyone want to play cards? Eve ryon e: Yes. 147 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:24,991 Afa: Yeah, I'll take your money. 148 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,285 Hey, babe, you don't mind if we order food here, right? 149 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,930 We were just gonna do a quick in and out. 150 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:31,081 Please, mom? I want to hang with the guys. 151 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,916 Ah, that's my boy. 152 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,977 Hey, and after, I promise we'll get some ice cream. 153 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,127 (Chuckling) Okay. 154 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,462 Andre: You wanna play belote? 155 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,106 Adult Dwayne: And it wasn't just my dad. 156 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,424 I was surrounded by people working the gimmick. 157 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,760 I worked a match in Detroit with playboy Bobby riggs. 158 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,304 Ton of talent, man. Terrible body. 159 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,848 He looked like a loaf of bread, huh? 160 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,225 Bobby riggs is funny guy. Like the Burt Reynolds. 161 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:51,768 No, he's gotta work the gimmick. 162 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:55,939 Wild Samoans, andré the giant, "soulman" rocky Johnson. 163 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,862 You can have all the skill of the world, right? 164 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,335 But if the audience don't buy your look... 165 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,610 You'll never get over. 166 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,904 His beige trunks aren't doing him any favors. 167 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,197 (All laugh) 168 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,449 How's your girlfriend doing? Not so great. 169 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,410 She stabbed me. (Gasps) 170 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,328 I've come along way from when Peter... 171 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,455 Miss you, Peter. 172 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,623 Love you, high chief... 173 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,917 From when he first took me to his matches. 174 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,128 I thought he was really getting hurt. 175 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,254 Aah! 176 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,338 (Yelling) 177 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,173 Peter: Lia, no, Lia, no, no, Lia! 178 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:24,467 (Laughs) I bet the crowd loved it. 179 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:25,844 Now that's a shoot. (Laughter) 180 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:27,864 Young Dwayne: I don't get why there's so many rules. 181 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,556 It's all fake anyway. 182 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,765 (Chatter stops) 183 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:35,437 What happened? 184 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,982 (Thudding footsteps) 185 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:46,406 (Wind blowing) 186 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:50,827 (Heartbeat thudding) 187 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,083 Does this fee! Fake? 188 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,336 Then it's not fake. 189 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,588 You never use the f word. 190 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,049 Comprends? Yes. 191 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,216 Good. 192 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,011 (Laughs) Now we hug. 193 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,220 Huh? (Young Dwayne grunts) 194 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:11,657 I did not raise him like that. 195 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,034 Junkyard dog: That's your boy. Rocky: I'm so sorry. 196 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,351 Junkyard dog: Your move. 197 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,102 Young ata: Let's go. 198 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,271 (Indistinct chatter) 199 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,106 Slight change of plan. 200 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,983 I'm gonna go grab drinks with the guys. 201 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,836 I knew we shouldn't have stopped here. 202 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,236 It's just andré's thinking 203 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,589 about investing in this tiki bar, 204 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,948 and he wants us to check it out. 205 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,842 I want you all to be honest with me. Junkyard dog: I'MMA be honest. 206 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:32,011 You promised Dewey you'd take him for ice cream, rocky. 207 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,036 Dewey will be fine. 208 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:34,788 Hey, Dewey. 209 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,267 Daddy's got to go take care of some business 210 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,793 with Andre and the guys. 211 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,604 So we're gonna have to rain check on that ice cream. 212 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:42,796 Can I go with you? 213 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,547 I'm sorry, buddy. It's adult stuff. 214 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:48,176 But, hey, ice cream for breakfast tomorrow. 215 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,553 I'll see you later. 216 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,555 Iloveyou. Loveyoutoo. 217 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,308 (Chuckles) Bye, bye. 218 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,560 (Indistinct chatter) 219 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:00,355 Hey, come on. Let's go. You ready to go? 220 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:03,608 Mom, why doesn't dad let me do anything with him? 221 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,029 (Chuckles) 222 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,240 Can you keep a secret? 223 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:13,410 I told your dad I wouldn't tell you, but... 224 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,745 The president called earlier today. 225 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,748 Now, he can't talk about it or give any details, 226 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,376 but it's big, and no one can know. 227 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,795 Like in shogun warriors? 228 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:25,964 Mm-hmm. 229 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:28,258 Whoa. Does grandma know? 230 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,929 So let's not mention anything when we go for ice cream, okay? 231 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,015 Okay. Good boy, go get your shoes. 232 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,268 Grandma, we're going for ice cream! 233 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,104 Adult Dwayne: So, even though my dad clearly had flaws, 234 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,773 when I was that little boy, he was still my hero. 235 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,377 Well, it seems like your mom helped with that. 236 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:49,362 In her own way, she was working the gimmick too, but for your benefit. 237 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:52,073 That's right. Working the gimmick was how my family lived, 238 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:53,366 and we all embraced it. 239 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,290 As a matter of fact, it was working the gimmick 240 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,911 that eventually led to me stealing. 241 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,663 Man: Stop! Can we stop? 242 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,641 I don't know if we should be going down this road. 243 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,000 Adult Dwayne: It's okay, Sandy. 244 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,395 And I told you I was gonna get very real with this thing, Randall. 245 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,421 Yeah, Sandy. Oh, my god. 246 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,131 Okay, can we lock the set down, please? 247 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,340 (Laughs) 248 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:11,527 Adult Dwayne: So I'm gonna get real, 249 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,886 and the real is 250 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,471 working the gimmick 251 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,890 led to me doing some pretty bad... (Bleeps). 252 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,517 I'm sorry, Randall, can I say that? 253 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,686 It's not very presidential, but (bleeps) It. 254 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:22,896 (Bothlaugh) 255 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,022 That's my guy. 256 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:27,025 You know, back then, I wanted people to see me in a certain way, 257 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,152 and I did whatever had to to make that happen. 258 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,654 (Upbeat music playing) 259 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,367 Hit it 260 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:39,287 ooh, baby, baby 261 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,514 need any help finding anything? 262 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,165 Nah, nothing's really catching my eye. 263 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,416 Thanks, though. 264 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,126 (Upbeat music continues) 265 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:48,046 Adult Dwayne: Was it wrong? Yeah, it was wrong. 266 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,398 But, honestly, who among us hasn't done 267 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,840 a little five-finger boost, huh? 268 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,176 Right. Or a little credit card fraud. 269 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,597 Ow! Baby 270 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,268 salt-n-pepa's here 271 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,897 salt, salt, salt, salt-n-pepa's here 272 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,859 salt, salt, salt, salt, salt, salt-n-pepa's here 273 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,031 you must be rich. 274 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,534 (Scoffs) Yeah. 275 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,454 What's your name again? 276 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:23,748 Tomas. 277 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,085 P-Push it real good 278 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,130 Tomas? Why'd you say your name was Tomas? 279 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,132 'Cause it sounds way cooler than Dwayne. 280 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,175 Look, new school, new name. 281 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,718 And now that I look rich, 282 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,595 I'm finally getting attention from girls, 283 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,389 like Karen, from algebra. 284 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,473 Big hair Karen? 285 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,225 Fine-ass Karen 286 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,161 the one who front-knots her pe shirt. 287 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,186 Oh! 288 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,958 I couldn't get the security tag thing off, 289 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,568 so I banged it with a rock, and all this ink exploded out. 290 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,571 Just tell people you spilled your blueberry wine. 291 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,071 Hmm. 292 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,322 Anyway. 293 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,576 The best part is Karen invited me to a party tonight. 294 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,785 So life is good, huh? 295 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:01,911 It is. 296 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,121 Well, it's not gonna last. 297 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,497 Fine-ass Karen aside, 298 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,892 the reason why these girls haven't been giving you the time of day 299 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,001 isn't 'cause you look poor. 300 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,306 It's 'cause you look like a undercover cop. 301 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,148 Like Johnny Depp from 21 jump street. 302 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,423 No one thinks that. 303 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,176 Dwayne, everyone thinks that. 304 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,304 (Whispering) He's looking at me. 305 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,264 He's a cop, like Johnny Depp. 306 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,682 I'm 15! 307 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,311 You have a full mustache, and you're bigger than a dad. 308 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,154 You look like you work at a auto parts store. 309 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,522 Whatever, man. 310 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,900 None of that matters now that I got a girl into me. 311 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,819 Yeah, but that girl thinks you're rich, and you're not. 312 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,572 And you ain't fooling anybody riding the bus. 313 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,963 Hey, baby. How was school? 314 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,632 When is dad getting back with the car? 315 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,176 When the wrestling convention is over. 316 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,678 He's getting paid to sign autographs. We could use the money. 317 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,180 We could also use the car. 318 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,973 I'm boxing pizzas aflerschool 319 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,100 you're cleaning houses, like, five towns away, 320 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,464 and we both have to take the bus. 321 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,853 What's wrong with taking the bus? 322 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,372 There was a man sitting across from me 323 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,607 playing the flute yesterday. It was beautiful. 324 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,044 Karen will think I'm poor if she sees me riding the bus. 325 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,319 Who's Karen? 326 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,737 Can't we just get another car? 327 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,781 Look, I got some money saved. I can get us one. 328 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,032 How much money? 329 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,533 $103. 330 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,911 Dewey, you won't be able to get a car for that. 331 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,996 But you know what you could do? 332 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,539 Borrow the other 16,000 from you? 333 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,001 You could help us with groceries and bills. 334 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,485 Karen doesn't care about that stuff. 335 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,545 Who's Karen? 336 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,964 She's a pretty girl I like. 337 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,173 That's what you care about? 338 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,841 Your priorities are out of whack, Dewey. 339 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:42,136 Fine. Can you at least cosign on a credit card for me? 340 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,489 I mean, it doesn't even have to be a good one. 341 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,473 It can be from strawbridge & clothier. 342 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,141 (Groans) 343 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,061 Young Dwayne: I'm desperate, man. 344 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,729 I've called every ad in the paper. 345 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,648 Nobody's selling their car for a 103 bucks. 346 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,316 Dude, you're not bargaining right. 347 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,486 You gotta start at a dollar and then meet in the middle. 348 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,321 Man: Need a car? 349 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,284 I got a car for sale, dude. 350 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,371 Well... (Sighs) Here she is. 351 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,416 I'll give you a dollar for it. 352 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,336 Come on, man. I overheard you say you had $103. 353 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,546 I'll take that. 354 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,630 Deal. 355 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,049 Congrats, kid. 356 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,803 Oh, you're gonna want to wash that key. 357 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,682 (Engine rattling) 358 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,186 Young Dwayne: Man, this ride is smooth. 359 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,313 Dude, yeah. 360 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,106 I'm just trying to get us some tunes here. 361 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,858 This radio only pulls one station. 362 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,152 Who cares? Blast it. 363 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,237 (Opera music playing over speakers) 364 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,457 What's up? 365 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,752 What are those? Chips? 366 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,337 Hey, yep. 367 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,339 (Music stops) 368 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,674 So, what's our plan for tonight? 369 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,218 Grab some beers and hit that westside party 370 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:05,345 Karen invited me to. 371 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,472 Okay. Every place around here ids. 372 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,973 How are we gonna get beers? 373 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,576 I guess we could hit that one store in the next county 374 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,934 where the dude is blind. 375 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,162 Where are we heading? Both: Whoa! 376 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,580 Stop the car, stop the car, stop the car! 377 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,856 Go, go, go, go, go! Oh, my god. 378 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,024 Who the hell are you? 379 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,151 I'm waffle. Where's Billy? 380 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,527 Billy sold my boy this car. 381 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,614 (Chuckles) Billy is always selling things waffle is in. 382 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,075 I'm sure that's true now, can you get out of the car? 383 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,993 Allow me to present a second option. 384 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,995 Heard you're going to a party on the West Side. 385 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,431 What if you let me hitch a ride with you? 386 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,499 My buddy Bernard's townhouse is right there. 387 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,042 No way. Get out. 388 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,837 I also heard you say you needed to buy some beer. 389 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,548 (Funky music playing) 390 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,677 (Upbeat rap music playing) 391 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,852 D, I've got to find the can. I'll see you in there. 392 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,401 Didn't even say goodbye. 393 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,280 (Groaning) Young Dwayne: What the... 394 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,407 Waffle? 395 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,574 Hoody. 396 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:09,742 (Groaning) 397 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,037 He's a good guy. 398 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,461 Five-finger boost, huh? You know, you remind me of me. 399 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,713 No offense, waffle, 400 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,424 but me and you are not the same. 401 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,300 I was once a poor kid 402 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,094 trying to impress people that don't matter. 403 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,804 You gotta see this girl. 404 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,681 Trust me. She matters. 405 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,308 I promise you, in ten years, she won't. 406 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,978 The only things that really matter are your family, 407 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,062 your integrity, 408 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,523 and freezing your eggs ifyou're a lady. 409 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,400 That's real bleak, waffle. 410 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,318 It's not bleak. It's about priorities. 411 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,363 If I could do it all over again, 412 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,407 I would have cared more about the people 413 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,909 who, you know, cared about me. 414 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:56,038 (Car engine sputtering) 415 00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,876 (Brakes squeak) 416 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,479 Need a ride? (Indistinct radio program) 417 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,629 Dewey? Get in. 418 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,839 I'll explain. 419 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,513 Hey, mama. I'm waffle. 420 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,682 Hello, waffle. 421 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,933 Whose car is this? 422 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,185 It's ours. 423 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,605 Mine and yours. Look what $103 can buy. 424 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,690 (Engine spluttering) 425 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,860 It has seat belts, a hole where a cigarette lighter was. 426 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,278 It gets the news. 427 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,654 You love the news. 428 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,947 (Laughs) 429 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,949 I'm sorry about earlier. 430 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,368 I'm glad you got the car you needed. 431 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,287 Look, there's a lot of things that we need, 432 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,393 and I'm gonna start helping with that. 433 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,203 But I promise you one thing. 434 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,545 One day, I'm gonna get you a Cadillac. 435 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,797 A red one? You know my favorite color is red. 436 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,800 All the colors. Look, one for every day of the week. 437 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:50,927 Or seven red ones. 438 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,595 Or seven red ones. 439 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,472 (Waffle laughs) 440 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,350 Oh, seven red ones. 441 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,395 (Car door closes) Ata: Bye. 442 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,939 Waffle: Bye, mama! 443 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,441 Hey, man, I appreciate that advice you gave me. 444 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,651 Hey, no problem, kid. 445 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,111 I can tell how much you and your mom love each other. 446 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,964 I know you're gonna give her all those things one day. 447 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:11,989 I mean, I hope so. 448 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,075 No, no, no. You will. (Laughs) 449 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,243 (Chuckles) 450 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,911 As long as you keep doing one thing. 451 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,956 All you got to do is... 452 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,959 (Groaning) 453 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,504 (Groaning stops) 454 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,256 All I got to do is what? 455 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,175 Yo, waffle? Waf... 456 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,135 Uh, yeah, there's a dead guy named waffle 457 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,345 in a random thunderbird 458 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,748 that's officially owned by nobody. 459 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,598 Yeah, my name is mayor mccheese. 460 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,981 Gosh, iwasn't expecting to care about waffle so much. 461 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,816 Adult Dwayne: I know, right? 462 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,085 Every time I pass a waffle house, 463 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,909 I always kiss my fingers and point to the sky. 464 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:51,737 That's for you, waffle. 465 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,698 And you kept the promise you made to your mom. 466 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,701 I believe we have a picture of one of the cars you gave her? 467 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,928 (Adult Dwayne laughs) Mama rock. 468 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,996 She just loves her red caddies. 469 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,289 I need to call my mom. 470 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,124 Last time I talked to her was... 471 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:05,918 Thirty years ago. 472 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,086 Yeah. Oh, wow. 473 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,213 (Fireplace crackling) 474 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,675 Now, was it at this point in your life 475 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,844 when you decided to stop working the gimmick? 476 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,513 The truth is, I've never stopped working the gimmick. 477 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,641 I've just learned to make the gimmick work for me. 478 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,394 I started figuring it out when I got to the university of Miami. 479 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,237 Oh, you were there on a football scholarship. 480 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,082 A five-star recruit coming out of high school. 481 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,691 And I was fired up... (Sighs) 482 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:32,820 Because in 1990, the u wasn't just a football team. 483 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:34,864 We were a movement. 484 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,699 Three national titles 485 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,622 under three different head coaches in the '80s. 486 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,704 An Incubator for future stars. (Chuckles) 487 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,914 You know the 'canes became legends 488 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:47,710 for the joy they played with and, of course, that swagger, baby. 489 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,129 Coolin' in Miami one summer day 490 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,548 driving down the streets along the bay 491 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,343 adult Dwayne: When I got to Miami, I just wanted to fit in. 492 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:58,304 I had no intention of working the gimmick. 493 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,640 I was just gonna keep my head down and grind. 494 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,352 (Song continues) 495 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,317 There he is. The beast of Bethlehem. 496 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,568 What up, coach orgeron? 497 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,071 How the hell are you, son? Welcome to Miami football. 498 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,364 Hey, you want some coffee? 499 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,782 No, thanks. I don't drink coffee. 500 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,575 Oh, me neither. I chew it. 501 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,410 Sends it straight to the blood. 502 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,621 All right, first d-line meeting's at noon. 503 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,705 Yes, sir. 504 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,874 Man: Yo, what's up man? 505 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,633 Jessie armstead, besthnebacker in the country. 506 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,588 Hey. Russell Maryland, young d-line legend. 507 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,757 Dwayne Johnson, beast of Bethlehem. 508 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,176 Also known as hitzilla, Edward blitzerhands, 509 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,261 and the chairman of Goldman "sacks" 510 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,680 hmm, yeah, we know. 511 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,563 Your dad was here an hour ago bragging on you. 512 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,016 My dad was here? 513 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,370 Yeah, rocky Johnson. I used to watch him when I was a kid. 514 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,396 I even got his autograph. Check it out. 515 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,189 (Chuckles) 516 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,632 Congrats, man. He said you was gonna be on the wheaties box. 517 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,611 What? Some next generation athlete-type thing. 518 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,838 When's it hitting the shelves? 519 00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,032 Uh, you know, we did that for wheaties Asia, 520 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,118 so it's not coming out in the states. 521 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,286 Even better. I've got some family out in Singapore. 522 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,490 Maybe they can peep it. Oh, no. See, that's the thing. 523 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,500 That's south Asia, and it's coming out in north Asia. 524 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,713 You're lying to the wrong geography buffs. 525 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,799 Yeah, wait till my uncle in Singapore hear about this. 526 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,218 (Scoffs) Freshmen, man. 527 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,720 Dad, you were here this morning? 528 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,988 Rocky: Drove all the way from tampa 529 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,156 to be there when the gym opened. 530 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,683 I go outta my way to set my son up for success. 531 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,246 Yeah, but you didn't even come see me. 532 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,103 That would have spoiled the surprise. 533 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,312 Young Dwayne: What surprise? 534 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,523 I put you over with the guys. 535 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:33,917 It was your first day in the program, 536 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,252 and I wanted to make you look good. 537 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,445 What, by telling them I was gonna be on a wheaties box? 538 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,946 Surprise! 539 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,781 (Laughs) You're surprised, ain't you? 540 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,116 No, I'm not surprised. 541 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,927 I had to cover and tell 'em it was for wheaties Asia. 542 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,494 Wheaties Asia? No. 543 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,829 No, son. You're messing it up. 544 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,123 Look, all you gotta do is work the gimmick. 545 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,267 There is no gimmick to work. 546 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,209 I'm not gonna be on a wheaties box. 547 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,128 But they don't know that. 548 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,212 (Phone clicks) Hello? 549 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,174 Hey, champ, truck's loaded up and all ready for delivery. 550 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,341 You got it, boss. 551 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,968 I'm just on the phone with my kid. 552 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,179 All right, son. 553 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,055 Father's gotta go back to work. 554 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,348 (Laughs) 555 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,726 Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not the best. 556 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,186 God's the best. 557 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,645 (Chuckles) 558 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,526 (Truck reverse beeping) 559 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,868 All aboard! 560 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,077 (Laughter) 561 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,666 (Rock music playing) 562 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,152 Kid's knocking those out. 563 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,737 Man: Yeah. What's he on? 564 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:05,074 Twenty. Okay, okay. 565 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,119 All: Twenty-five, 26, 566 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,455 twenty-seven, 28, 567 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,457 twenty-nine, 30... 568 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,084 All: Come on, come on. 569 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,585 All: Thirty-one... 570 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,837 All right, come in, come in! 571 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,714 Thirty-two, 33... 572 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,843 All: Thirty-four! 573 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,054 Thirty-five! 574 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,978 Thirty-six! Yeah! 575 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,229 (All cheering) 576 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:40,150 Damn. Your dad wasn't lying. 577 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:43,737 You better eat your wheaties, Asia. 578 00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,698 (Laughter) 579 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:49,910 That's when I found my version of working the gimmick. 580 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,289 Be me, but with the dial turned up to 11. 581 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,707 (Chuckles) So that's who I was 582 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,625 every time I flashed the people's eyebrow. 583 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:58,728 That's who I was when I threw ludacris 584 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,379 off a bridge in Jumanji 5 585 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,547 and that's who I was 586 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,383 when I played gene Simmons in that kiss biopic. 587 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:05,801 But, Dwayne, I have to ask, 588 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,512 wouldn't it have been easier to just tell your teammates 589 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,931 that your dad made that whole wheaties thing up? 590 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,325 Yeah, of course it would have been easier, 591 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,643 but I couldn't do that, Randall. That's my dad. 592 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,021 The truth is, in his way, 593 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,064 he pushed me to do things I never would have done. 594 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,710 Well, can you give us some more details? 595 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,278 Like, how did you get from Hawaii to Pennsylvania? 596 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,530 Did you ever know waffles' last name? 597 00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,532 When did you start playing football? 598 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:29,968 I'm gonna tell you all of that, Randall, 599 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,702 and much more. 600 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:34,306 And, look, once people hear these stories about my life and my family, 601 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,499 they're gonna see how much we actually all have in common. 602 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,543 I can't wait. That's right. 603 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,503 Oh, and I've got some pretty cool stories 604 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:42,796 about andré the giant. 605 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,041 Man: That's a great question. 606 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,800 And so, yes, the dalmatians... 607 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,093 (All screaming) 608 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:50,220 Andre: Hey! Bonjour, babies. 609 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,098 Let me tell you my career, huh? 610 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,142 What are you looking at? 611 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,936 (Children giggling)