1 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:14,140 East coast polls are closing, ma'am. 2 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,312 Ma'am? 3 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:20,688 History is calling. 4 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:22,565 And it won't go to voice mail. 5 00:00:29,447 --> 00:00:32,116 Hey. You okay, ma'am? 6 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,202 I'd love one, Gary. Thank you. 7 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:36,787 Okay, I'll get... I'll get you one. 8 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:41,459 Well, I've asked america if she wants me to be her president. 9 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,464 Now, she's gonna give us her answer. 10 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:49,717 America doesn't just love you, ma'am, she is in love with you. 11 00:00:51,344 --> 00:00:53,304 Mike: We've lost Kentucky! 12 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:10,071 So I assume you reached out to the o'brien camp. 13 00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:11,632 Taking a meeting with Charlotte or with Kim? 14 00:01:11,656 --> 00:01:14,575 No, I haven't contacted the o'brien team. 15 00:01:14,659 --> 00:01:17,870 Amy, if he wins, our lobbying stock is gonna droop like a chimp's tits. 16 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:19,181 We're not gonna be the golden kids anymore. 17 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:20,432 We've got to stay on his radar. 18 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:22,166 But we need to be in with her, too. 19 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,960 - She might win. - Yeah. 20 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:25,836 Well, on-air, I'm gonna keep in with her. 21 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,506 Off-air, I'm telling the Nazis that she's hiding in the attic. 22 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,715 - Hey. - Hey. 23 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:31,008 - Hi. - Hey, so... 24 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:32,885 We have Sally Davenport with us, of course. 25 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:34,428 We've also got Matty Curtis. 26 00:01:34,512 --> 00:01:35,888 - Wow. - Love that guy. 27 00:01:35,972 --> 00:01:37,765 The online-statistics savant. 28 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:41,602 Yeah, in the midterms, he predicted the margin in every senate seat. 29 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:43,354 So, suck it, fox. 30 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,107 So we doing this or what? 31 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:48,359 Hey, we”, thank god you're here. 32 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,003 No one else here knows how tonight will go. 33 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,405 - Have fun. Okay. - Yeah, we'll see you out there. 34 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,949 - So, closest election in living memory. - Yeah. 35 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,343 - Yeah. - Hope you guys are prepared. 36 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:58,679 - We will do our best. - Well, we're gonna need better than that. 37 00:01:58,703 --> 00:02:00,288 - Okay. - I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. 38 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:01,956 But you better be good. 39 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,671 Man: Sorry, guys, we need this area to be clear. 40 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,670 Hey, wait, it's the testicle man. 41 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:10,381 Guilty as charged. Check 'em, don't neglect 'em. 42 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,734 This whole scrotum situation is really working out for you, sir. 43 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:15,761 That hearing was terrible, but it really got my face out there, you know? 44 00:02:15,845 --> 00:02:18,848 You're the face of workplace bullying and genital health. 45 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:23,102 Look at this. Mike wants me up in the presidential suite 46 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:25,438 to get a one-on-one thank you from the president. 47 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,065 - How do I look? Thanks. - Great. 48 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:29,442 No, no, no. One-on-one. 49 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:30,651 Oh, yeah, okay. 50 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,863 Oh, man, election nights are my cocaine. 51 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,383 It used to be election nights and cocaine were my cocaine, but... 52 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:38,242 If fox says it's close, then it must be. 53 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:40,995 - Then again, they said the rapture was close. - Anything yet? 54 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,664 Indiana and south Carolina just called for o'brien. 55 00:02:43,748 --> 00:02:47,418 Yeah, Vermont and Connecticut, yup, they're for us. 56 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,587 Yeah, Vermont! Yeah, Connecticut! 57 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,798 Okay, settle down. A bowl of hair could win those states. 58 00:02:52,882 --> 00:02:55,509 - Ma'am, you have a moment for Jonah? - Jonah. Yeah. 59 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,845 I want to thank you for your work on men's health 60 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:00,973 and talking about that bullying that you had to endure. 61 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:02,492 - Thank you, ma'am. It was my honor... - You know what? 62 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,517 I need to thank Vermont. 63 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:05,203 Yeah, that's it, Jonah. It's been a busy night. 64 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,580 What was that? I got, like, four seconds. 65 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,105 Well, most people get just two. 66 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,024 - Projections for Wisconsin, ma'am. - Great. 67 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,544 I haven't read them yet. I'm saving that for when I go to prison. 68 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:14,070 Even money, they give you the chair. 69 00:03:14,153 --> 00:03:16,033 No one came out of the hearings unscathed, bill. 70 00:03:16,072 --> 00:03:17,615 I had to ditch my fiance. 71 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,468 I'll be thinking about that while I'm with whichever guy 72 00:03:19,492 --> 00:03:21,452 - makes me his prison fiancé. - Ew. 73 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,789 Oh, Gary, I asked a friend to come and be with me tonight. 74 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,248 - How nice. - Yeah, Karen. 75 00:03:26,332 --> 00:03:27,666 - Fuck! - What? 76 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,460 Cramp. 77 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:32,671 Senator o'brien has 33 electoral votes based on our projection. 78 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:34,215 President meyer has 10. 79 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:35,549 Is this significant, Dan? 80 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:38,302 I think it's far, far too early to tell at this point. 81 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,554 - I mean, the election really is... - Very significant. 82 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:43,349 Uncertainty in battleground states is bleeding into other areas. 83 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,726 It's the suburbs that are gonna decide this contest. 84 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:48,020 Well, Amy, Dan, who do you feel will win tonight? 85 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:49,397 - It's so close. - So close. 86 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,458 - It's a tough call to make at this point. - Mmm-hmm. 87 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:54,151 And not just for us, Greg, but for america. 88 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:56,237 That was transcendent bullshitting. 89 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,698 Well, I'll tell you one thing. If I do lose, I'm gonna lose like a winner. 90 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:01,510 - You're not gonna lose, okay? - Right. Right. 91 00:04:01,534 --> 00:04:04,078 You're gonna win in a slide. 92 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,913 You know, marginally. 93 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:09,625 Oh, my god, look who's here! 94 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:12,753 - Hi, it's Karen. - It's Karen. 95 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,632 Everybody, Karen. 96 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:19,593 Hi, Tom. Karen. Yeah, we met at the convention. 97 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:20,928 Okay. 98 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,388 Tell me how you're doing. 99 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,265 Well, I'm trying to stay positive. 100 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,058 We lost Oklahoma. 101 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:28,018 Which we were expected to, so... 102 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,979 It's only seven votes. 103 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:33,732 These damn hotel carpets. I keep getting that static-electric shock. 104 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:36,277 You need one of those ionic bracelets that grounds you. 105 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,403 Good call. 106 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:40,948 It's the prison toilet situation which preys on one's mind. 107 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:44,743 Defecating in full view of another man is unthinkable. 108 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:47,955 Forgive me, bill, but I don't wish to ever discuss this. 109 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,623 Yeah, bill, put a cork in it, will you? 110 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,375 You know, that actually may help. 111 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:54,336 Hey, listen, how much did you pay your lawyers? 112 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:58,716 Because I iawyered up for the hearings and they charged me 15 grand, 113 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,801 and they only said words, you know? 114 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:02,720 Shh! There's a call coming. 115 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,681 He's like a native American tracker. He can hear it in the wind. 116 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,976 Senator o'brien is the predicted Victor in the great state of Minnesota 117 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,936 - with 10 electoral votes. - Oh, fuck! 118 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,522 - I thought that was ours. - I thought we had it. 119 00:05:13,606 --> 00:05:14,815 I wasn't entirely sure. 120 00:05:14,899 --> 00:05:15,941 Ma'am. 121 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:18,110 - Shit. - If you'll excuse me for one second? 122 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:21,447 I'm not saying we will, because we won't, but if we do lose, 123 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,330 and you're an outgoing president, you could... 124 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,700 - I could pardon you? - Yes. 125 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:27,828 That wouldn't look good. You'd be the first person to say that. 126 00:05:27,912 --> 00:05:31,790 I'm not entirely sure I would in this circumstance. 127 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,351 - If... if there's any way... - Hey, bill, 128 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:36,587 I got a lot on the line with my presidency right now, 129 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,924 so I don't really have time to be thinking about your whatever the fuck it is. 130 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,634 - Probable imprisonment. - Exactly. 131 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,157 - Thank you, ma'am. - You're welcome. 132 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,947 Woman: What will you do if o'brien wins? 133 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,182 Set up an office with selina at the Betty Ford clinic? 134 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:51,519 No, I've applied for a job outside. 135 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:53,103 Politics bores me. 136 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,856 It bores the living hell out of me. 137 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:57,024 God, it's boring. 138 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,445 Amy looks off her game, distracted. 139 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:04,448 I only really know Amy as the woman who rushed everywhere, 140 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:07,076 clutching her phone like it contained her frozen embryos. 141 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:08,702 She's a workaholic. 142 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:10,538 Works frantically to avoid dealing with 143 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:13,874 her weird mix of lack of self-worth and narcissism. 144 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:15,459 I really like her. 145 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,314 Uh, ma'am, I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news, but... 146 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:23,008 Called Wisconsin. Projected as an o'brien win. 147 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:25,886 That was the bad news, which, in the end, I didn't bear. 148 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:28,370 Well, this is certainly something not many people saw coming. 149 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:31,600 For me, it's the domino that signals an o'brien victory tonight. 150 00:06:31,684 --> 00:06:35,396 This is a big, big win for o'brien, 151 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:38,065 and I think the meyer team is gonna be feeling that. 152 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:39,650 The... the bigness. 153 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,193 Mmm-hmm. 154 00:06:41,277 --> 00:06:44,697 Amy, is the race already slipping away from your former boss? 155 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:46,198 No. No. 156 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:50,452 A lot of the polls have not closed yet. 157 00:06:52,121 --> 00:06:54,206 So, no. No, you know, it's no. 158 00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:58,127 I think o'brien's gonna win this election. 159 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,837 O'brien can't be president. 160 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,339 He's still contracted to be the kfc logo. 161 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:04,276 You're gonna win this, ma'am. 162 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:05,360 - I don't know. - Oh, you are. 163 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:06,844 You think you would have won? 164 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,512 What do you mean? 165 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:11,473 If you had been the candidate, you think you would have won? 166 00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:13,267 'Cause that's the speculation, you know. 167 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,768 What do you think, Karen? 168 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:17,563 About something specific, or... 169 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:20,566 Should the president and I have swapped roles? 170 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:21,859 For? 171 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,613 For the election. This election. There's an election going on. 172 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:27,448 Oh, well... 173 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,533 Well, you're asking me a hypothetical question, 174 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,036 and I need to answer it as best I can. 175 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,622 Okay, well, you just did. 176 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:36,874 Great. 177 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,085 Amy, I saw your instability on TV. 178 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:41,670 Call me when you get this. 179 00:07:41,754 --> 00:07:43,914 Get someone else to dial if you're in a straightjacket. 180 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,224 Hey, I'm sending some of our data to o'brien. 181 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,141 If he wins this thing, I need to kiss his ass. 182 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:50,846 Mmm-hmm. I'm going. I have to go. 183 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,473 What? No, you can't do that. 184 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:54,034 Yeah, no, I have to see this play out with selina. 185 00:07:54,058 --> 00:07:56,602 I've spent a third of my life leading up to this night, so... 186 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:00,939 Greg. 187 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,483 I have to go. 188 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:03,817 - You have to go? - Yeah. 189 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:05,378 What does that mean? This is not summer camp. 190 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:07,738 Well, I just feel that I'm needed elsewhere. 191 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:11,116 Oh, well, then, please go. 192 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,161 Some of our viewers were complaining that you're shrill anyway, so... 193 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:17,081 Shrill? No, no, no, I'm never shrill. And that's... 194 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,768 And you're acting as though I'm sounding shrill right now? 195 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:22,461 Yeah, yeah, keep making that face implying that I'm shrill. 196 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:25,714 Hey, could someone check the parking lot? I think all the alarms are going off. 197 00:08:25,798 --> 00:08:27,383 Sorry for your loss, ma'am. 198 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,843 - I mean, about Wisconsin, not a person... - I know... ow! 199 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:30,928 Fuck! 200 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,347 I forgot. I have incompatible shoes with the rug. 201 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:34,807 - God. - I'm so sorry. 202 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:37,184 We don't have a lot of good news for president meyer. 203 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:41,188 Screw this whole sloppy, backseat blowjob of a night anyway. 204 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,272 I don't give a shit. 205 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,108 - Hang on. - Hang on what? 206 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,859 The Wisconsin call has been rescinded. 207 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,528 You mean they went back on the call? 208 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,571 Yes, hence my saying that they had. 209 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,700 "Rescinded" is actually not a word that's immediately clear. 210 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:55,744 - This is a 360-degree turn. - It's 180. 211 00:08:55,828 --> 00:08:59,123 "Rescinded" is my new favorite word! 212 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,542 We are back in the game. Back from the dead. 213 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,836 Zombies, bottom of the ninth. 214 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:04,920 Ma'am, listen to this. 215 00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:07,548 Fox just called Colorado for you. 216 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,883 - No! No! - Oh, my god! 217 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,596 Stand back, meyer is on fire! 218 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,224 Look, look. Mom, CNN has it, too. 219 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:20,227 It appears that Matty's domino is standing up straight again. 220 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,312 Obviously, this is a shock 221 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,873 - and needs some unpacking. - Mmm-hmm. 222 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,524 Oh, yeah, you better unpack it. 223 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:26,710 "Let's see if we can unpack this now." 224 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,944 "I've got pubic hair on my head." 225 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,633 The models are only as good as the data that you put into them, 226 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:34,926 and the data comes from the polling companies. 227 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,761 So maybe we should talk to them about what went wrong... 228 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:39,246 - Your website is shit. - Honest to god. Shit. 229 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,749 - It's shit. - Go back to the shire, 230 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:44,126 - you fucking moonfaced hobbit. - Yeah. 231 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:47,421 You know, ma'am, can we talk privately? 232 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,006 Oh, sure, yeah. 233 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:51,759 - I'd like to think that... - Yeah. 234 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:54,428 I have been some use to the campaign. 235 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,638 You've been great. I mean, you know, everyone's like, 236 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:59,558 "Tom James. Ooh, it's Tom James. 237 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:03,479 "He's so dreamy. Sign my tits, Tom James." 238 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,276 But anyway, so... but you were saying? 239 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:13,614 Madam president, I don't want to be impotent. 240 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,491 I... I don't really... 241 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,785 - In your administration. - Oh, right! 242 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,330 I have had this very conversation. 243 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:24,541 You wanna be first in, last out of cabinet meetings. 244 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,919 - No, I want to be... - You want... 245 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:28,545 Treasury secretary. 246 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,714 - What? - As well as veep. 247 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,467 You wanna run my economy? 248 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:35,886 Bank of Tom James. 249 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,305 I am bitterly disappointed... 250 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,307 - With respect... with respect... - That you... 251 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:44,478 This administration was coming apart at the seams during those hearings, 252 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,731 and I used six rolls of magic tape to stick it back together. 253 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:50,943 Anything else you want to ask for? 254 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,986 Want your face on money or something? 255 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,114 Want that TV? Take it. 256 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:02,013 Man: Coming in, a low voter turnout in broward county. We're now... 257 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:07,960 It's a low turnout in broward county tonight 258 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:12,172 low turnout in broward county tonight 259 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:13,966 - sing with me. - No. 260 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:17,010 What's this... this job you've applied for? 261 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:19,346 It's a big food corporation. United seasonings. 262 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,181 They supply 90% of the country's paprika. 263 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:23,141 Yup, we lobby for them, 264 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:25,269 so my hands are dirty with paprika money. 265 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,580 I'll mention how good you are to them. 266 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,982 - No need, they already know. - That's right. 267 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,584 Man: This election is too close to call... 268 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,862 Too close to call, too close to call 269 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:37,447 it's too close, baby, yeah, too close... 270 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:40,242 It's unbelievable. It's still impossible to call. 271 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,911 I've known sailors less likely to go either way than this. 272 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:45,330 I... pardon my ribaldry. 273 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,082 Hey, Illinois is still ours, isn't it? 274 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:50,502 - Yes. And Iowa called for o'brien. - Fuck Iowa. 275 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,963 I'd say nuke it, but I think someone already did. 276 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,674 Pennsylvania's too close to call. Florida's too close to call. 277 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:59,928 You might gather the general trend is that it's too close to call. 278 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:02,264 The congressional results are similarly tight. 279 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,934 Okay, you don't need to shake that bag, all right? 280 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,705 Try chewing with your mouth closed. See if that works. 281 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:09,914 All right, they're saying we're gonna get 282 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,041 a clearer picture of this whole thing in about an hour. 283 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,650 Selina: God, I am so tense. 284 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,903 I could crack a walnut in my ass. 285 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,572 - Right, mom, come with me. - What? 286 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,592 Just get out of here until this picture becomes clearer. 287 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:22,492 Maybe have some mother-daughter time? 288 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:23,702 Okay. 289 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,042 Everybody, give it up for band of the horses. 290 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,545 Wait, what? 291 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,422 Band... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 292 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:39,009 Give it up for band of horses. Band of horses. 293 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:45,599 I just wanna say thank you for supporting the men's health campaign 294 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,769 and letting me tell guys that they should feel themselves up. 295 00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,313 Easiest job I ever had. 296 00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:57,819 You guys remember my... you guys remember my catchphrase, right? Remember it? 297 00:12:57,903 --> 00:13:01,949 Just to jog your memories, remember, "check 'em, don't neglect 'em." 298 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,201 All: Check 'em, don't neglect 'em. 299 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,496 Nice. You guys remember the a-team, right? 300 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:11,917 A-team? "I'm the a-team." Mr. T. 301 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,543 Um... uh... 302 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,963 They were... they were supposed to be on the run, 303 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,215 but, you know, they were in a really distinctive Van. 304 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,719 Yeah, what was up... What was up with that? 305 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:26,264 Feeling kind of zen-ish, you know? 306 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:30,310 I realize that there's nothing more I can do, things are out of my control, 307 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:33,063 and I just have to let the tension go. 308 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,817 Get the fuck out of here, Kent. 309 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,901 Apologies. 310 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,321 I'm sorry about you and Jason. 311 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:45,158 I know that my job can be hard on you, 312 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,285 and that was a bit of a bummer, huh? 313 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,829 - Yeah, just a little bit. - Yeah. 314 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:52,457 But like you said, I can't be married to a lobbyist, so... 315 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,834 Yeah, and he was, like, 60. 316 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,502 He was 35. 317 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,920 How did he take it? 318 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,840 It's hard to tell. He's not really big on emotions. 319 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,133 Mmm-hmm. 320 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,428 You know, Catherine, 321 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,597 men are horrible. 322 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,350 Okay? 323 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:15,022 I mean, I have to just tell it to you like it is, honey. 324 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:19,234 But all men are awful. 325 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:26,366 Really. And the key is to just find a man who's the least horrible. 326 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,118 Okay, mom. 327 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,369 Oh! 328 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,663 Look at that photo of you and me. 329 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,540 You look like me in that picture. 330 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,917 No. No. Uh-uh. Not at all. 331 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,961 - Yeah, a little bit... - No. Uh-uh. 332 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,131 There's daddy. 333 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,426 - Horrible. - Mom. 334 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,596 Okay, I'm back. How long was I gone? 335 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,222 About 20 minutes. 336 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:52,059 Is that it? God, it always seems longer with Catherine. 337 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,227 All right, so what's my destiny here? 338 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,729 Still unfathomable. 339 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,774 Why can't the American people make up their minds? 340 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:02,486 I mean, how hard is it to decide between two candidates? 341 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,571 - For fuck's sake. - Amy. 342 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,990 - Hey, sue. Amy, nice to see you. - Hi. 343 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:10,452 I've got to get a little space between Karen's mouth and my ears. 344 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,638 I'm gonna hit the soda machine. Anybody want anything? 345 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:16,374 Just something with real sugar. No sweeteners, or I'll shit my pants. 346 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,168 - Welcome back. - Thank you. 347 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,215 Hello, ma'am. 348 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:27,260 Wow. TV's Amy brookheimer. 349 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,555 I felt that I needed to be here, ma'am. 350 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,575 We went through so much together getting you here, so... 351 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,393 Pennsylvania results are about to come in. They're about to call this. 352 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:36,812 So how is it... 353 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,439 - Pennsylvania called for o'brien. - Oh! 354 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,108 No way! 355 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,668 I said we should have gone back there. 356 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,153 And you were right. Why did you ever resign? 357 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:46,947 It's hard to understand. 358 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,407 I think Pennsylvania is the real significant call tonight. 359 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,953 Pennsylvania, you had that as a meyer win, is that right, Matty? 360 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:56,373 Yeah... yes. That's... 361 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,749 Yes, we did. 362 00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:00,873 Can't predict everything all the time, can you? Even though that is your job. 363 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,688 Greg: Is this the end for president meyer, Dan? 364 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:05,423 Well, I would not be surprised if the president were thinking 365 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:08,969 about calling senator o'brien very soon to concede this election. 366 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,262 What do experts know? 367 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:13,265 Got o'brien, 267. Us, 207. 368 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:16,893 If those are right, it looks like he's got the election. 369 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:20,522 These are projections. These are not real results. They're ghosts. 370 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,694 You can't... you can't concede. 371 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:28,822 I know you want to, but you really, really shouldn't. 372 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:30,282 Or? 373 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,117 What? 374 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:35,996 I'm gonna concede. 375 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,750 I don't see any point in dragging this on. 376 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:44,129 And I'd like to have a little bit of dignity in defeat. 377 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,468 I'm gonna call o'brien. 378 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,429 This fucking job sucks anyway. 379 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,099 Please don't electrocute me. 380 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,116 The next voice you hear will be the president. 381 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,579 - Bill? - A fascinating night, ma 'am. 382 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:21,374 Were you calling me for a particular reason, madam president? 383 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:27,255 I wanted to just start by thanking you for conducting a very dignified... 384 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,842 - Ben. - Yeah, Mike, selina's conceding, 385 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:34,888 so forget about the soda and just grab a crate of whiskey. 386 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,350 Fuck. 387 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,730 I know. 388 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,066 Time to turn that noose back into a necktie, buddy. 389 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,418 I got something you're gonna want to hear. 390 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,202 Dan, there's nothing useful you can tell me. 391 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:52,322 Pennsylvania was the wrong call. We think it's gonna go selina. 392 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,865 Look, I have no idea how... 393 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:57,077 No! Don't! Don't! Stop the concession! 394 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,537 Selina: So, bill, I feel now is the time to call you, 395 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,248 - and_. - Ma'am, don't. Don't. 396 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,582 No, no, no. 397 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:06,336 Also, another thing I'd like to just mention, 398 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,088 how's it going? 399 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,256 How's it going? 400 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:12,842 You and I are the only ones sort of going through the same thing and I just... 401 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:18,181 Ma'am, forgive me for being direct, but you're not conceding? 402 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:23,853 No. I don't know why you would even imagine that I would be doing that, bill. 403 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,356 Greg: People of Pennsylvania go to selina meyer. 404 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,960 Yeah, I don't know if you've seen this, bill, 405 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:31,569 but they seem to have called Pennsylvania for me. 406 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,405 Yes, I heard that. 407 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:37,617 I wonder if there's anything that you would like to say to me right now. 408 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:41,705 I'm taking the white house. Please leave the hot tub on. 409 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,623 I don't think so, my friend. 410 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:53,133 Sir, the crowd is getting restless. The band has stopped playing. 411 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,528 I've given them my best material, and we don't know what to do. 412 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:56,821 We need to give them a hit of political meth. 413 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,346 I think we should send out Tom James. 414 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:02,142 Ma'am, would you consider allowing Tom to go out on the rally stage? 415 00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:05,812 What? Well, let's see. First of all, no. 416 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:09,899 And then the other thing I really wanted to say was no. 417 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:11,859 I'm hearing a no. 418 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,653 Jonah, sorry, the answer is... 419 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,323 Oh, hello. 420 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:20,160 - What? What is it? - Holy mother of moly. 421 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:23,204 Ma'am, fox is calling Washington state for us. 422 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,664 - Yes! - No! 423 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,250 - They called Ohio. - Oh, my god, that's amazing! 424 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,419 - Ben: Ohio? - No, for o'brien. I should have said. 425 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,756 - Oh, my god. - Abc is saying it's still too close to call. 426 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,674 - Yeah. - No, they're calling it now. 427 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,551 - O'brien. - Shit! 428 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:37,927 Fox again and politico. 429 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,929 New Hampshire to o'brien and Ohio. 430 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,222 Yes, we took Florida! 431 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,016 Selina: We did not! Ben: Twenty-nine. 432 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,976 - That is extraordinary. - Yes. 433 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,912 - What is my number now, Kent? - Okay, one second. 434 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,605 - You're two... you're... - What? 435 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,148 Yeah, you're 256. 436 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:53,071 - Kent, where does that leave us? - Okay, it all comes down to Virginia. 437 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,362 If o'brien gets Virginia, he wins. 438 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,615 - However, if we get Virginia... - We win! 439 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,784 No, actually, Gary, if we get it, we tie. 440 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,118 What? 441 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,556 What? I don't follow these things that closely, but that's right, isn't it, Mr. Davison? 442 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,873 Yes. 443 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:09,626 - Tie, like it's a tie? You mean, we tie? - Mmm-hmm. 444 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,710 You do. 445 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:11,795 The real shock, Greg, 446 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,128 ls where this leaves us. 447 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,215 Neck and neck if the president takes Virginia. 448 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,384 Matty, you'll forgive me if I sideline you here. 449 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,468 - Dan... - Sure. 450 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,779 You know the president well. 451 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:23,723 What is going on in that meyer hotel suite right this second? 452 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:26,077 The president has a lot of top minds working on her campaign. 453 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,244 They're gonna be all over this. 454 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,938 What happens when there's a tie? 455 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:33,066 Everybody goes online to try to find out what happens if we get a tie. 456 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,442 Way ahead of you. 457 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,236 Shit, I'm just getting how to tie a tie. 458 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:39,447 Is there a book? Like an old-fashioned... Like a paper book? 459 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,491 Jesus Christ, you know? 460 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,910 You do your best. You try to serve the people, 461 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,703 - and then they just fuck you over. - Yeah. 462 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:50,208 And you know why? Because they're ignorant and they're dumb as shit. 463 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,502 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is democracy. 464 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,837 God damn it. 465 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,980 It's the twelfth amendment. 466 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,924 - I have twentieth amendment. Yeah. - Why are there so many amendments? 467 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,402 Get it right the first time, people. 468 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:02,554 It's actually both. Twelfth is superseded by the twentieth. 469 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:06,433 They give the house until January 20th to elect the president. 470 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:10,478 Each state gets one vote. First candidate to 26 is the new president 471 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:11,705 and the senate chooses the vp. 472 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:15,400 It's a close election with a ton of house races too close to call. 473 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,485 - What happens if it's a tie in the house? - Right. 474 00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:18,778 Is it a dance-off? 475 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,822 Well, vice president-elect becomes president. 476 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,116 Whoever the senate has picked for vp will be president. 477 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,034 - Wait, that means... - That Tom... 478 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,537 - What? - Could be the president. 479 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:33,042 Well, I... I had literally no idea. 480 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,046 I mean, it's good to be prepared. 481 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,469 So... wait. So you mean that I... 482 00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:46,055 I might lose this election to my fucking vice president? 483 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,142 At least it'd be somebody from our team, ma'am. 484 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,269 I mean, that's good, right? 485 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,940 I didn't mean to make her cry. 486 00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,238 There, there. 487 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,991 It's gonna be okay. 488 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,662 - She's going down. - She's going down. 489 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:11,080 Don't touch her. 490 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,377 Yeah? 491 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:19,964 Sir, I'm sorry to contact you directly, but the crowd is drooling for you. 492 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,591 Yup, floor is wet out here. 493 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,009 Okay, great. Thank you. 494 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,445 All: Tom James! Tom James! Tom James... 495 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,471 I'm gonna go rally the rally. 496 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,140 With all due respect, 497 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,851 you need to get your shit together now, lady. 498 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:35,104 Ma'am up. You're still the leader of the free world. 499 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,276 Where's Tom? 500 00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:41,444 Oh, uh... 501 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,863 He's gone to talk to the crowd at the rally. 502 00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:46,282 - What? - The fuck he has. 503 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,575 Why would you let him do that? 504 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,077 Well, you don't work here. 505 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,453 Well, neither do you. 506 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,577 All right, fuck all of you. I'm going to the rally. 507 00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:54,707 Ma'am, ma'am, that would be unprecedented. 508 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,293 No, I'll tell you what's unprecedented, Kent. 509 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,796 A tie is unprecedented. 510 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,215 So is becoming the first lady president. 511 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:06,553 So is thatjackoff becoming president through the back door. 512 00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:12,350 Okay? The rule book's been torn up now and america is wiping its nasty ass with it! 513 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:15,103 Get the fuck out of my way! 514 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:17,063 Ben: Ma'am! Ma'am! 515 00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:18,189 Let's go. 516 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,070 All: Tom James! Tom James! Tom James! 517 00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,120 Thank you. 518 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,414 Okay, I admit, this isn't boring. 519 00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:36,791 Why make the total of electoral votes an even number? 520 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:37,917 Insanity? 521 00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:40,503 Listen, I know this is a long night. 522 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,214 You're tired and you're cold and your legs ache 523 00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:44,674 and you need the bathroom. 524 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,843 Boy, do you need the bathroom. 525 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,887 That fucking guy. 526 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,808 With his fucking charm and his fucking son 527 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:56,853 and his fucking wheelchair with his spine all fucked up. 528 00:23:56,936 --> 00:24:00,398 My grandmother survived the dust bowl. 529 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:03,735 And before she died at the age of 89, 530 00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:08,656 she told me a secret that she kept for almost 50 years. 531 00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:09,907 The story concerns... 532 00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:13,828 Ladies and gentlemen, Tom James. How about it? 533 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:17,832 Thank you. 534 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:19,584 Thank you. 535 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,420 Thank you. Wow. 536 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:25,131 Do I know how to pick 'em? Yup. 537 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:30,011 Well, thank you so much for being here. I know it's been a wait. 538 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:33,806 And we really do appreciate your presence. 539 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:38,561 What a night, right? It's the night of nights. 540 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:43,775 You know what I wanna do? 541 00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:48,863 I want to introduce you to the first daughter of the United States, 542 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:53,326 my daughter, Catherine selina meyer. 543 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:54,744 Catherine. 544 00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:57,997 Always a delight to have... 545 00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:01,668 She is such a beautiful girl. I'm so proud of her. 546 00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:04,563 Well, we have another minute or so before we 're prepared to call Virginia. 547 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,673 Just checking a couple of precincts. 548 00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:09,175 We've made some premature calls this evening. 549 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:12,512 So we 're anxious to be absolutely certain this time. 550 00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:17,725 Why don't we meet some of the people who lift me up? 551 00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:19,519 I'd like you to meet them. 552 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:22,730 Guys, come on out. How about these great faces? 553 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:26,484 Incredible scenes. Never happened before. Very emotional moment. 554 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:27,860 Dan, do you wish you were there? 555 00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:30,029 I'm sure it's a very exciting place to be at. 556 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:32,699 - There's never been an election like this. - No. 557 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:33,866 You must want to be there. 558 00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:38,246 Folks, you don't know her, but this is Karen Collins. 559 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:41,207 And she has been a friend of mine for a while. 560 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:45,586 Yup. And Amy brookheimer is here. 561 00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:50,299 Amy brookheimer who so successfully ran my campaign 562 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,009 until she became unwell. 563 00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:56,514 I'll tell you somebody else that is not here tonight 564 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,099 who was with the campaign... 565 00:25:58,182 --> 00:25:59,559 Sounds like it could be you, Dan. 566 00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:01,644 Well, I would be incredibly touched. 567 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,479 And that is, of course, Leslie kerr. 568 00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,649 I'm sure Leslie is thanking you, too. 569 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:09,819 And I'm hearing we can now project a Virginia result. 570 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,280 - Dan, what is that projection? - Thank you, Greg. 571 00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:15,074 CNN is prepared to make the following projection, 572 00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:18,661 that Virginia, with its 13 electoral votes, 573 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,581 is a win for president meyer. 574 00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:24,000 This election is a tie. 575 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,964 We did it! 576 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:35,887 We have one more hurdle to overcome. 577 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:37,847 And we shall overcome. 578 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:40,850 One more river to cross. 579 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,811 One more mountain to climb. 580 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,982 But I have been to the mountaintop. 581 00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:51,277 Thank you. 582 00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:01,287 - I don't know what to do. - We don't do anything. 583 00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,956 - You do what you have to do. - Yeah, I'm getting drunk. 584 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:08,878 Hey, Dan, when you get this, can you put in a good word for me with Greg? 585 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,589 I think that I need to keep my TV work going. 586 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:14,675 Okay, you're gonna win. And if you don't, I'll kill myself. 587 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:16,969 Kent, what happens next? You've got to know. 588 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:20,223 No, I'm afraid not. Some of these house races, they're still too close to call. 589 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,390 What does that mean? 590 00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:25,311 Well, presently, we cannot predict the result of the vote in congress on January 20. 591 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,980 - We're in a kind of purgatory. - Welcome to my world. 592 00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:29,416 - Can you stop thinking about yourself... - Honestly. 593 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,525 For one second? 594 00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:34,070 No, because I'm going to prison. Have I mentioned that? 595 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,964 - So what are we gonna do here? - Should we drop the balloons? 596 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,324 - No, no balloons. - Maybe just drop half of them? 597 00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:40,493 - No! - Why do we even have balloons? 598 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:45,540 Ma'am, I seriously overstepped the Mark going out onstage. 599 00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:46,791 That was a fuck-up. 600 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:48,543 Yeah, I'll say. 601 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:50,878 You might wanna watch that if you become president. 602 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:54,423 If that does happen, wanna be my veep? 603 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,937 Why don't you go help them with the balloons? 604 00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:02,765 Copy that.