1 00:00:07,717 --> 00:00:10,052 - Amy: Hey, Gary. How you doing? - Good. Good. Good. 2 00:00:10,136 --> 00:00:11,554 So, he's not... this isn't yours? 3 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:14,849 - It's my nephew. - Cute, I imagine. 4 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,393 I'll tell you what, kid. Here's a Jackson. 5 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:20,188 Go get yourself 10 sodas and you never saw us. 6 00:00:20,271 --> 00:00:22,273 Or just water. Just choose water. 7 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,360 - Wow! This is weird. - Amy: Hmm. 8 00:00:26,444 --> 00:00:27,486 It's been a long time 9 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:29,089 - since I've seen you guys. Wow. - Mmm-hmm. 10 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:30,591 Did you see those pictures that I sent you? 11 00:00:30,615 --> 00:00:32,783 No, I didn't, Gary. And why the fuck are we here? 12 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:35,870 Okay, easy, easy. It's anonymous. 13 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:38,140 Just pretend like you're parents, checking this place out. 14 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:40,708 - Paint something. - I don't even paint my own nails, Gary. 15 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,376 A Vietnamese lady does that. 16 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:43,961 Talk or we leave. 17 00:00:44,629 --> 00:00:47,882 It's the families first bill. It's a difficult time for the president. 18 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,717 Gary, I am very good at my job, 19 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,987 and even I can't get people to vote for that heap of mystery meat. 20 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:55,181 It's not that. It's the opposite. She wants it to go away. 21 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:57,099 So, selina needs to lose the vote 22 00:00:57,183 --> 00:00:59,685 and you want us to lobby members of congress under the wire. 23 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:03,397 I am so glad I left. She has gone full colonel Kurtz. 24 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:05,191 Is she giving orders from under the desk? 25 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,735 She doesn't even know about this, all right? 26 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,258 And she's not gonna know about this. 27 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:11,840 Okay, well, in that case, I'm gonna say yes to this, 28 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,032 but for one reason only. 29 00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:14,742 - Loyalty? - Money. 30 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,078 Can't you just do this for selina? 31 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:19,705 - No. - Okay, well, I can't authorize that. 32 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:21,165 Well, get Ben to. 33 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:22,809 How'd you know Ben was involved? 34 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:25,378 - Okay. - Because he's not. 35 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:28,172 - Right. - This is getting completely out of hand. 36 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:29,382 No, no, it isn't. 37 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:33,594 We just accepted your proposal and we'll be in touch with the figures. 38 00:01:33,678 --> 00:01:34,971 Okay, all right. Thank you. 39 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:37,431 No, no, no. You want to blow our cover? 40 00:01:37,515 --> 00:01:40,059 Nobody shakes hands in a craft shop. 41 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,829 You know, at least three of these kids are probably mine. 42 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:43,854 Okay. 43 00:01:56,575 --> 00:02:00,955 A big day for president meyer as her beleaguered families first bill 44 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:02,790 faces the final vote. Will congress... 45 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:04,250 - What are you doing? - What? 46 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:07,628 Why are the flowers in front of it? I can't see it if the flowers are there. 47 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:09,964 - Oh, god. - (Sneezing) Oh, god. 48 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,425 No, no, let me get that, you sweet little invalid. 49 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:14,468 I'm not an invalid. I'm completely fine. 50 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,321 - These are empty. - I don't know how I got this. 51 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:17,930 It's from meeting people, I guess. 52 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:21,809 God, Gary, I wish to Jesus that you had gotten this flu instead of me. 53 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,311 Oh, my god, me, too. Me, too. 54 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:25,062 Kent: All right, here we go. 55 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:26,415 - Put it right there. - Whoa, whoa, whoa... 56 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:29,984 She needs to nap. She needs to nap. And that is a Gary Walsh executive order. 57 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,611 - Duly noted. - Gary, I'm completely fine, okay? 58 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:35,489 I'm just working from home today. My god. 59 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:38,534 Okay, coast is clear. 60 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,703 Two hundred and eleven are voting against the bill. 61 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,997 Five undecided. And we've got three yeses 62 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,624 that we're working on turning around into nos. 63 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:49,170 So, defeat is within our grasp. 64 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:50,338 Mike: Ma'am. Selina: Yes? 65 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:51,422 Here's an iPad 66 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,816 - with that voice memo app I like. - Oh. 67 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,235 There's also a cool tile game on here if you want to play a game. 68 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,845 - A what? A tile? - Which, of course, you don't want to play. 69 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,013 Is that families first? 70 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,033 Yeah, it's really close, but we're doing our best to lose it. 71 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:03,976 Can I just restate how difficult me knowing this makes my job? 72 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,853 Which is already extremely difficult. 73 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:09,190 We have to lose the vote to have a chance of winning the election. 74 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,751 We kill the bill, we end the criticism. 75 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:14,487 I'm the press secretary. What I don't know, I can't lie about. 76 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:16,739 Including this, whatever this is. 77 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,091 Well, you don't need to lie about this. 78 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,533 We're asking people to vote yes. 79 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:21,595 We're doing what we should be doing. We're just doing it badly. 80 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:22,953 (Sneezing) 81 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:24,197 - Bless you. - (Selina groans) 82 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:27,249 I think I just sneezed up part of my pancreas. 83 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,023 Don't worry, Mike. We have a team of our worst people on this. 84 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:33,255 Cazzelli, Lennox. The usual saps. Jonah, Richard. 85 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:36,050 I didn't hear any of this because the acoustics are so bad. 86 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:39,970 Sue, this is a test memo. Send memo. 87 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,181 - What is this? - It's a footstool. 88 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:44,767 Oh, yeah, I feel so much better. 89 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:47,895 Jonah: Sir, this is a great bill. 90 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:50,856 And sometimes it takes a great man to see greatness. 91 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,233 Are you a great man? 92 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:56,237 Title four, section seven negates the entire point of the legislation. 93 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,573 How did they write this thing? Get drunk and tape crayons to their feet? 94 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:02,076 Well, what if I told you that was gone? 95 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,494 But it isn't gone, is it? 96 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,247 - No, sir, it's still there. - But what if it was gone? 97 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,915 - Oh! That's a good point. - Thank you. 98 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,251 And so you're the best the white house has to offer? 99 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:13,003 - Yes, sir. - Two giant children in their dads' suits. 100 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:17,508 Uh, sir, we have a folder full of numbers here, 101 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:21,679 and I think you'll find these numbers just to be great, great numbers. 102 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,305 Saying what? 103 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:27,476 - Uh, Richard, what do the numbers say? - You haven't read the numbers. 104 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,813 We've glanced at the numbers, sir, and at first glance, they are very compelling. 105 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,833 - You know where the door is. - Sir, if there's anything... 106 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:35,168 Wait. You work for president meyer. You don't know where the door is. 107 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,211 I'll show you. It's over here. 108 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:39,405 Sir, you may or may not know that I ran a multimillion-dollar website. 109 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:42,032 So if I can offer any web design or support... 110 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:43,927 Sir, can I ask you how you're gonna vote today? 111 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,203 - No. - Is that no as in I can't ask you or no as in... 112 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,914 Gary: Hey, sue, have you seen my bag? 113 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:50,791 Whoa! What's going on? 114 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,686 This is my area. She needs quiet. What's going on? 115 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:54,146 Put it right there in the corner. Thank you. 116 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:56,505 No, no, no. You can't do this. You cannot do this. 117 00:04:56,589 --> 00:04:59,216 Selina: Sue, ineed you to set up an office outside the bedroom. 118 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,010 Okay. (Laughing) 119 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,763 You're not the only one who's important, sue. (Chuckles) 120 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:06,807 Gary. (Coughing) 121 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:08,976 Can I have a hot water with lemon and honey? 122 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:10,811 See? 123 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:12,396 You should get on that, Gary. 124 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:14,440 Uh, I know. 125 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:19,904 So, Tom, how are you finding our president? 126 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,780 Oh, you know, presidential. 127 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,783 It's like she wants to run the whole damn country. 128 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,411 You know what? The last guy, he was the same way. 129 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,914 We agreed, if she's gonna stay president, 130 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,082 we have to do everything we can to stop that bill. 131 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:33,959 So, are you? 132 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:36,021 You know, you just started that last sentence with a "we" 133 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:37,505 and you finished it with a "you." 134 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:40,549 - Are you making progress? - Yeah, I'm on it. I got Richard and Jonah... 135 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:43,844 Oh! Ben, I don't need to know what you're doing. 136 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:45,728 - I just need to get it done. - (Door opening) 137 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:49,558 Huge, huge fight. Even the bride got involved. 138 00:05:49,642 --> 00:05:51,227 - No. - Amazing. 139 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,787 There is nothing like a Boston wedding. 140 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,271 - Let me tell you that. - Wow! 141 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:56,273 That was worryingly good, Tom. 142 00:05:56,357 --> 00:06:00,277 I mean, that was some black beltjujitsu bullshit right there. 143 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:04,532 Kent: I have to go. We'll take this up in eight minutes' time. 144 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:06,951 - You are clear to go in. - You can't go in there. 145 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:12,206 Selina: Kent, you can come straight in. If Gary tries to stop you, you can ignore him. 146 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:14,458 Well, I have a memo saying that she needs rest. 147 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,961 - When was yours sent? - When was yours sent? 148 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:18,295 I asked you first. 149 00:06:19,255 --> 00:06:20,548 I'll have to check my phone. 150 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,068 Ma'am, I know it's difficult when you're running the free world, 151 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:24,593 but you should really get some rest. 152 00:06:24,677 --> 00:06:27,471 Yeah... (Clears throat) Or maybe I can get a new doctor. 153 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:30,015 In which case, I'll just say keep taking the fluids, ma'am. 154 00:06:30,683 --> 00:06:33,227 Moyes is voting no. Good news... 155 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,311 For the other side. 156 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:36,230 - That's so bad. - I know, I know. 157 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,398 - So bad. - Yeah. 158 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:40,109 Have you heard about moyes? It's incredible... 159 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:44,238 How short-sighted some people can be. Unbelievable. 160 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,073 Unbelievable, that's what we were saying. 161 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:49,036 - I'll check back on you later, ma'am. - Okay, thank you. (Clears throat) 162 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,289 Okay, congratulations, ma'am. So great about moyes. 163 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:55,791 We're now only four votes away from killing your bill. 164 00:06:56,041 --> 00:07:00,254 I feel like I'm captain of the Titanic and I carved out the iceberg myself. 165 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,777 Okay, ma'am, I think you just need to take a little power nap. 166 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,467 - You need to rest, okay? - Yeah, I think maybe I'm gonna rest. 167 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,094 - Yeah, just rest your body. - Yeah. 168 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,780 Ma'am, are you ready for your next meeting? 169 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,931 - Secdef is here. - Okay, no. (Chuckles) 170 00:07:11,015 --> 00:07:15,185 It's okay. I can sleep when I'm dead in about an hour. 171 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:19,356 There is nothing good to be said about families first. 172 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:23,569 Not since herod has there been a piece of legislation 173 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,821 so damaging to average families. 174 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,865 Sir, if you want to help working families, 175 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,491 - this is not it. - Mmm-mmm. 176 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:31,177 This is akin to carrying out heart surgery 177 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,345 - with a pair of spoons. - Mmm-hmm. 178 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,538 I don't need to be ridden by you two lobby horses 179 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:37,041 to know that this bill is a waste of bowel space. 180 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:40,169 - Well, that's great. - (Chuckles) Fantastic. 181 00:07:40,753 --> 00:07:42,963 It is nice to meet somebody in politics 182 00:07:43,047 --> 00:07:44,858 who knows what he's talking about for a change. 183 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:47,593 Yeah, congressman, I'm just gonna leave you, now, with some numbers. 184 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:50,512 And, spoiler alert, they do not add up. 185 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:52,815 This is the same folder that Jonah Ryan had. 186 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:55,601 Wait, you met with Jonah Ryan? 187 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,561 Six-foot waxwork and his cuddly boyfriend? 188 00:07:58,062 --> 00:08:00,165 - That would be him. - So you don't work for the white house, 189 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:01,958 but you have the same numbers. Well, now, I'm interested. 190 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,734 Now, I am deeply fucking interested. 191 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,654 We have the same office depot folder as they do. 192 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:08,864 Call the Washington post. I smell conspiracy. 193 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,575 Okay, sure, so why is this one shaking like Elvis' leg? 194 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:15,569 You know, I'm starting to get the feeling that meyer wants her own bill to fail. 195 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:20,292 I think I've just re-boarded the vote yes express. 196 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,922 Meyer is a stand-in president. 197 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:28,008 Don't you think it's time we have someone who is qualified? 198 00:08:28,092 --> 00:08:31,136 The president is qualified to be president because she is president. 199 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:34,181 Does your party have a candidate who is president? 200 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,242 - Selina: Llike that. (Coughing) - Thank you, ma'am. 201 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,102 And again, thank you for joining us. 202 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:40,479 Oh, you're welcome. Thank you. (Clears throat) 203 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:45,109 We need to discuss the color of tie that Tom's gonna wear... 204 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,194 I'm sorry, ma'am. What was that? I didn't... 205 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:51,115 Oh. No, lwasjust sending a memo. I didn't want to keep interrupting all the time. 206 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:53,283 That is very considerate. Thank you. 207 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:56,745 This is no way to run a civilized society. 208 00:08:56,829 --> 00:08:57,830 (Cell phone chimes) 209 00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:00,124 I believe... what is that? 210 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,043 It's a memo from the president. Go ahead, it's not important. 211 00:09:03,127 --> 00:09:06,547 It is important, Ben. Every memo I send is important. 212 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,049 Send memo. Jesus. 213 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:10,413 Bill: I'm not getting any memos. 214 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,969 - (Cell phone chimes) - Oh! Now, I am. 215 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,387 Selina: Go ahead, Tom. 216 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:15,472 Okay. 217 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:18,392 Well, senator, to return to my... 218 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:21,061 And you've got to, um, be aggressive, though, you know? 219 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:22,771 Man up here a little bit. 220 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:24,314 - Be aggressive? - Yeah. 221 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,777 I'm starting to get really angry, senator. 222 00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:32,156 I'm starting to feel that you're not really listening to me, senator. 223 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,950 And I'm getting sick of your constant interruptions. 224 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:38,203 What the fuck? Moyes is voting yes? 225 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:40,038 Moyes was 100% no. 226 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:43,709 Moyes is a no. Ben, moyes was supposed to be 100% no. 227 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:47,963 That's it. I'm throwing the debate. You win, pretend opponent. 228 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,400 Wait a second, Kent had a list who Jonah and Richard were seeing 229 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,860 and you had a list who Dan and Amy were seeing? 230 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:53,194 Did you not think to compare the lists? 231 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,655 You know, I have another list, and you're right at the top of it, Gary, 232 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,557 so don't you dare try to question my fucking methods. 233 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,769 Well, I, on the other hand, do dare to question your fucking methods. 234 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:04,164 Well, Kent and iwere running different parts of the operation. 235 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:07,691 So your people are going to see the same people as Jonah and Richard? 236 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,526 One. One of the same people. 237 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:13,739 Oh, one. So one's okay. We just let off one nuke at the super bowl. 238 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,616 Oh, so now, you want to micromanage 239 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,868 something that you didn't even want to be involved in. 240 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,304 I don't want to manage it, but don't you think 241 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:22,122 we could maybe find someone competent who could? 242 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,583 Okay, whatever it is, I don't need to know. 243 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,436 I'll tell you what's going on. Jonah saw moyes earlier today 244 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,503 and Dan and Amy have, too. 245 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:28,796 And, now, moyes is onto us. 246 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,130 Why did you just tell me that? 247 00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:31,423 This is so much worse for me. 248 00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:33,717 I was the field agent who gave Dan and Amy the mission. 249 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,803 I was the messenger. I could be shot. 250 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:39,348 Oh, this isn't about you, Gary. Jesus, nothing here is ever about you. 251 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:42,035 I didn't hear any of this 'cause I have a really bad case of tinnitus, 252 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,853 especially when discussing morally dubious things. 253 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:46,396 So, it's kind of like sinnitus. 254 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,982 But I'm implicated. I'm the linchpin. I could go to jail! 255 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,317 - Shut up! - Shut up! 256 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,110 No, you shut up. You shut up. 257 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,781 And I will also shut up first. 258 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:58,659 Sue! Sue, I need to see the president. 259 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,887 She's in with the joint chiefs, Gary. Is it that important? 260 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,830 Listen, sue, I'm involved with some stuff here. 261 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:06,250 Scary stuff, like, take-it-to-your-grave kind of stuff. 262 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:09,545 And that's the... that's the way I like it. 263 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:12,339 Okay, well, she'll be out in five. Can it wait? 264 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,091 Yeah, no problem. No problem. 265 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,594 What if he checks our cover story? Like, what if he informs congress? 266 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,513 Dan, he's a congressman. 267 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,849 Congressmen never do anything they say they're gonna do. 268 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,476 - How are you not freaking out about this? - (Blubbers) 269 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,521 I'm kind of having fun. I like having a cover story. 270 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,648 Makes me feel like a Charlie's angel. 271 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,233 God, it was a rush! 272 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,837 Yeah, but you're a control freak, and this whole thing is out of control, 273 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:34,921 so why aren't you freaking? 274 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:37,489 Relax. I'm finally having fun. Let me. 275 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:38,883 Jesus, you know, I always thought the old Amy 276 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,188 was kind of an uptight bitch, but now, I sort of miss her. 277 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,537 You know, if I was uptight, I'd be offended by that. 278 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,373 In fact, I am offended. You shouldn't call people bitches. 279 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,017 - You shouldn't do that anymore. - (Starts engine) 280 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,441 Unless it's like (sing-songy) "Bitch" or something like that. 281 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,063 Man 1: I'm sorry. Man 2: Excuse me. 282 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,167 Thank you for your service. 283 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:58,010 - Ben: How was the meeting, sir? - Very productive. 284 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:01,138 (Gary gasps) 285 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,891 It's like something out of a political cartoon. 286 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,601 What, you mean not funny? 287 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,019 (Sighing) Oh, my god. 288 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,396 How the hell did moyes end up on two lists? 289 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:13,066 I made it clear, Ben should run all his list alterations past me. 290 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:16,236 No, no, mine was the master list. Your list was a sub-list. 291 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,989 It was a sur-list, which means over-list. 292 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,909 - Oh, fuck you. - Your eannax could bring down a president. 293 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,803 Gary: And I didn't even want to see Dan and Amy. 294 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,579 And now they're expecting money. 295 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,331 - I didn't know that. - Money? Money? 296 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,082 Gary, I said access only. 297 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:33,045 Yeah, now we're gonna have to divert funds from the campaign, and that's fraud. 298 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,772 And then we're gonna have to destroy the evidence, 299 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,757 and that's conspiracy to commit fraud. 300 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,052 - No, a cash trail is very fucking bad for us. - Oh. 301 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,845 Hey, hold on there, hunk of the month. 302 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,723 If I'm going down, you're going down, too. 303 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,059 I don't know what this is about. 304 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,769 Good point. Dan and Amy. 305 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,622 They're getting paid cash from the campaign fund 306 00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:52,064 to bring down the bill. 307 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:56,276 There, you've been blooded. So join the circle jerk. Grab a dick. 308 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,545 Wish I could hear what you were saying 309 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,988 - over that incessant drilling sound. - What are you doing? 310 00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,448 (Selina coughing) 311 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,868 Vvhatcash? 312 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,204 What Dan and Amy? 313 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,182 Ben's paying Dan and Amy to lobby against the bill, 314 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,406 and now there's a cash trail and we're all incriminated. 315 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,794 But you're not. (Laughing) 316 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,253 Oh, my god, now you are! 317 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:20,175 Well done. Now I feel a lot better. 318 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,135 Did you know, Tom? 319 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:26,640 Ma'am, I am as shocked as you are. Shocked and disappointed, Ben. 320 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:31,645 Ma'am, moyes is voting yes. Ruiz is voting yes. 321 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:34,564 This comes down to one vote. We need congressman Pierce. 322 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:38,110 My future depends on that dumb fucking elf? 323 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,112 Jesus... where is he? 324 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:42,548 Owen: I'm so proud of how brave you've been. 325 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,300 I was looking for some lotion, but they didn't... 326 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,827 Hello, congressman Pierce, Mrs. Pierce. 327 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,472 We are here from the white house on behalf of the families first bill. 328 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:53,291 Oh, yes. Mom, the white house here to see me. 329 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,695 We need you to vote for the bill. 330 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,462 More importantly, the president needs you to vote for the bill. 331 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,774 The president? The president sent you here to talk to me? 332 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,633 She used sentences containing your name. 333 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,511 Okay, I'm in. I mean, yeah, absolutely. 334 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,322 - Fantastic! - Mom, the president needs me to... 335 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,849 Oh, no, joker and penguin beat us to it. 336 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,184 Hey, guys. Uh, you're herejust in time to celebrate. 337 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,895 The congressman is going to vote yes on the families first bill. 338 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,189 It was a personal request from the president, so... 339 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,692 Uh... congressman, now, while I respect your decision, 340 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:22,088 you do understand that the amendments to this bill will negatively affect your district. 341 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,257 Amy: Hardworking families don't want to support lazy ones. 342 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,591 - That's right. - And your support will shrink 343 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,701 faster than a penis in the December Hudson. 344 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,370 - Really? - You shit-eating cocksuckers. 345 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,539 I'm sorry, Mrs. Pierce. How dare you come in here 346 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:36,001 and try to strong-arm a person when he's sitting at his sick mother's bedside? 347 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,770 That's exactly what you just did, dumb-ass. 348 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,522 Don't tell me what I did or did not just do. 349 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,065 Could you guys please keep the noise down? 350 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,942 There's a lot of really sick people on this floor. 351 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,635 Yes, there are. I see two very sick people. 352 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,012 Those two. 353 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,977 Sue: All right, ma'am, I've just spoken to Amy. 354 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,725 Her and Dan are with Pierce and his mom at the hospital. 355 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,727 - But there's been a holdup. - Oh, god. 356 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,439 She's probably gonna die just to spite me. That evil bitch. 357 00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,692 And Richard and Jonah are there. And I blame Kent and bill for that. 358 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:04,154 Well, this is a long glass of frozen strawberry fuckup. 359 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,590 Gary: Hey, listen, Ben, you've got to do something. 360 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,925 I don't want to be a bagman for the toughest guy in d block. 361 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,827 - All right, stop it, Gary. - Okay, look, get Pierce here. 362 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,038 Okay? Right now. (Coughing) 363 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,499 I'm gonna take control of this situation 364 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,293 that I don't know anything about, right? 365 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:21,379 Because I am the only one who seems to be... 366 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,757 (Coughing) 367 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,220 Capable. 368 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,932 - Oh, god. - (Continues coughing) 369 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,434 Is it possible to stop coughing? 370 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:40,357 - You are not taking him. - His jittery ass is mine. 371 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:43,360 - Guys, I'm right here. - I'm sorry, yourjittery ass is the president's. 372 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:47,239 You shouldn't even be here, Jonah, unless you're giving your brain to science. 373 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:50,617 I'm here on behalf of the president, Amy. Do you remember her? 374 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:54,204 She's the woman that would have fired you if you hadn't gone fucking fukushima. 375 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,140 Richard: That's right, we're on a mission. 376 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:59,876 I am surprised the two of you even found your way out of your own mothers' vaginas. 377 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,355 Oh, my god, dude, I got out of there like I had a fucking map. 378 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,714 How about a little bit of consideration for a dying woman? 379 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,092 Oh, I'm not dying. I'm just here for some tests. 380 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,844 Okay, pipe down. Wait, where's Pierce? 381 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,137 Wait, where's Amy? 382 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,348 Jonah: No, no, no, no! No, no. Ah! 383 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,225 - That's Amy. - Shit! 384 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,685 - Oh, my... - Yeah, what a shame. 385 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,563 We should use this finger to wipe your tears. 386 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,690 - (Car beeps) - Whoa... 387 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,359 No, no, no, no. Dan, get out of my car. 388 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,754 Look, you think I want to be in this fucking minecraft piece of shit? 389 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:31,741 I am an emissary of the president and I demand that you get out of my car. 390 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,369 You colossal fucking Fanny pack. You don't get it, do you? 391 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,722 They only sent you 'cause they knew that you would fuck it up. 392 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,892 You're so stupid, you don't even know that you're being used for your stupidity. 393 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:43,503 That's bullshit, Dan. I can tell from your eyes and because it's fucking bullshit. 394 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:44,921 - Where's Richard? - (Car honking) 395 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,756 This isn't fucking over, egan. 396 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,384 - Just get in and drive, bitch. - Okay. 397 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,428 - (Horn blaring) - Dan: Shit. 398 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,847 - Are you fucking kidding me? - No, it's just a glitch. 399 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,349 - This is your car, right? - Yep. See? Fixed it. 400 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,767 Richard: Okay. 401 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,955 Dan: You're backing up? Just fucking go straight. 402 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:04,107 Jonah: I took a precision driving class, Dan. I think I know what I'm doing. 403 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,693 Ma'am, we've lost Pierce. I'm sorry. 404 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:10,030 We should have hired Navy seals instead of those two actual seals. 405 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,364 How do you lose a whole person? 406 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,950 - A cuff link I get, but not a person. - (Selina groans) 407 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,912 (Selina mumbling) 408 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,079 Okay. 409 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,290 She said she's losing her voice. 410 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,334 Just heard from a reporter who says 411 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:23,877 moyes thinks the white house 412 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,671 - hired lobbyists to destroy its own bill. - (Groans) 413 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,298 - Oh, my god. - Jesus. 414 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,383 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 415 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,764 She said you fucked up, Ben. 416 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,492 And I'm mad as hell that you put Gary in the shit. You need to get him out. 417 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,036 - Kent: She didn't say that, Gary. - Yes, she did. 418 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,394 Gary, you're the one... 419 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,605 (All talking at once) 420 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:47,275 Everyone, shut your fucking holes! 421 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,279 The president is not sick. 422 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:52,739 - (Selina moans) - You guys are. 423 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:56,368 You're parasites. You're like an infestation of mediocrity. 424 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,746 I don't care if you're a 1950s radio broadcaster. 425 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:03,416 You're fozzie bear who's been ripped up and used to smuggle heroin. 426 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,962 A Nazi doctor. I don't even know what the fuck you are. 427 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:11,007 This is not about serving yourselves. This is about serving the president. 428 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,426 So let's do that, shall we? 429 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,136 - Tom. - Tom. 430 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,138 - Selina: Shut up, Gary. - Shut... mmm-hmm. 431 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,182 I do the team talks, okay? 432 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,493 You're absolutely right, ma'am. 433 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,311 And I agree with everything you just said. 434 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,189 (Straining) So get it together, people! 435 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,524 - Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am. 436 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,776 Find Pierce. 437 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,569 Call NASA. 438 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:35,699 They've got to have a satellite that can pinpoint a moron. 439 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,492 - Ben: Yes, ma'am. - (Coughs) 440 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,971 If you want to catch a fugitive, you got to think like a fugitive. 441 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,706 - Where's he going? - Uh, to the airport. 442 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,184 - Why would he be going to the airport? - To catch a plane, Dan. 443 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,252 You know, you could just hit the fucking gas, Jonah. 444 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,462 Dan, I'm not getting a ticket. 445 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,525 That's the kind of shit that comes back to bite you when you run for office. 446 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,259 Yeah, that's what's gonna hold you back. 447 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,886 Okay, new rule in the cube. If your name begins with d, 448 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,222 you need to shut the fuck up immediately. 449 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,391 Oh, I'm fine because my name begins with an r. 450 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,828 - Not if we shorten it to dick. - (Smacks lips) Well, I mean... 451 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,229 - Oh! Uh, I think that's Amy. - Where? 452 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,207 Jesus Christ, I'm in the back seat and I can fucking see her. 453 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,607 Oh! Right there. Okay, fine. 454 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,404 - Congressman. - Oh, well, this is freaky. (Chuckles) 455 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,048 Look, I'm not hiding, just so you know. 456 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,241 Okay, congressman, time to exit through the gift shop. 457 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,094 Okay, sir, you're gonna have to come with us. 458 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,871 Guys, my mom is too ill to be left alone right now. 459 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,916 I mean, I left her alone right now because she likes to read. 460 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,420 But she can't read right now because she's very sick. 461 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:33,173 But she might get better. Or she might not get better. 462 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,967 - She could be buried with a book. - We know she's not dying. 463 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,931 - She's a fighter, is the thing. - Good for her. 464 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,513 As weird as it feels to still be saying this, 465 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,757 the president would like to see you at the white house. 466 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,934 (Snorting) 467 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:47,437 (Exhales) 468 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:52,192 I feel like I'm about to kick it old school and die in office. 469 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,401 (Coughing) 470 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,236 Quitting on a high. 471 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:01,534 Do you think I'm doing the right thing here? 472 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,870 I mean, this is a good bill. 473 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:08,458 Even watered down, I think it's gonna make a difference in people's lives. 474 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:13,129 Ma'am, you're the president. It's not for me to tell you what to do. 475 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:16,549 Yeah. 476 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,551 Guess I should kill it. 477 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,804 Is the right answer. 478 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,847 (Shivering) 479 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,016 I'm cold. 480 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,685 It's actually about 110 in here. 481 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,938 There's no way it's warm in here. 482 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,421 - Do you really feel warm? - You could grow tomatoes in here. 483 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,442 Honestly, it is unbelievable. 484 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,361 Well, I can't make it cooler for you. 485 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,090 - Amy: Well, we're taking the credit. - No, we're taking the credit. 486 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,133 How about a compromise? We'll take all of the credit. 487 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,576 - Well, perhaps we could split the bounty? - What bounty? 488 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,829 Well, I'm guessing there's no bounty, but... 489 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,081 Dan, Amy, how are you? I'll take it from here. 490 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,083 - I want to take in Pierce. - No, no, no. 491 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,937 We are not going into the white house and blowing our cover for this guy. 492 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,171 You can't come in. That comes from the president. 493 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,298 - Well, she's a bitch. - I'll tell her you said hi. 494 00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:00,427 Hey, we got to get moving. Hey, you guys. Long time no see. 495 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:03,630 Jesus, Mike, they got you involved in this? You're the fucking press secretary. 496 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,598 Thank you. That's what I've been saying. 497 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,410 I have no wish to be embroiled in this either. 498 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,794 It doesn't sit well with my policy of plausible deniability. 499 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,497 - Let's get going. I'll see you around. - Yeah. 500 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,281 And by that, I mean please stay away from me. 501 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,525 See you later, ghosts of staffers past. 502 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:18,945 (Knocking on door) 503 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,865 Madam president, I brought you congressman Pierce. 504 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,759 Uh, I've brought him also, ma'am. Richard splett. 505 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,636 She already knows who you are. You can go. You can go. 506 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,370 - No, no, no. Not you. Not you. - Just me. 507 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,164 (Hoarsely) We're such big fans. 508 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,916 I'm a big fan of yours. Thank you, madam president. 509 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,461 I am here to serve. How can I... how can I help? 510 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:37,005 The president needs you to do something for her. 511 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,840 And in exchange, she feels that 512 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,134 - you deserve a betterjob. - Yes. 513 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,719 - Uh... - Thank you. 514 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:46,055 Ambassador, perhaps. How does that sound? 515 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,641 Ambassador? Me? 516 00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,018 (Nervous chuckle) 517 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,479 - Not what I was expecting. - (All chuckle) 518 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:55,648 - What's your favorite city? - Dallas. 519 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,193 I love Dallas, Texas. 520 00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:01,654 No, it'd have to be a foreign city. 521 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:05,366 Oh, of course. Ambassador. Right. Um, well, Paris, right? 522 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:08,411 J'adore Paris. I've never been, but it looks amazing. 523 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:11,414 - No. - No, that's not gonna happen. 524 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,416 - Oh! Of course. - Do you have another... 525 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,127 Well, I love Australia. Down under. 526 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:20,048 And the president needs you to vote no on tonight's bill. 527 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,967 (Laughing) Are you guys... 528 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,177 Are you... are you serious? 529 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,322 Okay, the president, she wants me to vote against her bill? 530 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,264 - Am I being stupid here? - (Softly) Yes. 531 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,724 Yes. 532 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,660 No. I mean, you're... No, you're not being... 533 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,394 But, yes, you need to vote no. 534 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,772 Okay, like it, love it. 535 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,024 Don't get it, but it's all right. 536 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,692 I just want to help. 537 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:42,820 But, yeah, just let me know where I'm going. 538 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:47,367 - You need to know now? - Yeah, that would be great. 539 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,245 What'd you say, ma'am? 540 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,126 Mmm-hmm. 541 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,422 Her voice is gone. 542 00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:02,549 - Yeah. - Yeah. 543 00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:06,302 Was... was she able to say where I'm going? My posting? 544 00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:15,019 Mmm-hmm. 545 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,021 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 546 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,525 You can have Paris. 547 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:21,985 - What? - I can have Paris? 548 00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:23,903 Tom: No, no, no. 549 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,905 Thank you. Paris. 550 00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:27,448 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 551 00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,742 - Don't forget to vote, all right? - Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 552 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,995 - No. No. - No, no. I mean, yes, I'm voting no. 553 00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,039 (Selina snorting) 554 00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,749 It's an honor. 555 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:39,627 No, ma'am, Pierce went to vote. 556 00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,188 And then he thinks he's off to Paris. 557 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,590 (Coughing) I said... I said no to Paris. 558 00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:46,092 We'll call him after the vote, tell him it's Mogadishu. 559 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,903 Mike: He literally could have said anything. 560 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,680 For a moment, Gary was the most powerful person in the world. 561 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:53,433 - Oh! - That's hilarious. Get me some soup. 562 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:57,020 (Gasps) Uh-oh. 563 00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:03,276 Man: The question is, will the house pass the bill as amended? 564 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,862 - This is a 15-minute vote. - (Gavel bangs) 565 00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:09,365 Oh, my god. My ass is killing me from that shot. 566 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,659 But I feel pretty good. 567 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:12,785 Really? 568 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:14,746 Ma'am. 569 00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:16,331 What? 570 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:20,335 Oh, boy. Here we go. It's like I want my baby to live. 571 00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:22,128 I don't want my baby to die. 572 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,213 Maybe think of it more of as a bill, 573 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,841 - which in a very real way is what it is. - Hmm. 574 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:28,468 Jim: There's Pierce. 575 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:30,094 He even walks dumb. 576 00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:32,764 Every time I see him, I hear circus music. 577 00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:37,894 Come on, Owen. It's your time to shine, you dim fucking bulb. 578 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,772 He voted no. We lost the vote. 579 00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,124 - We are victorious in defeat. - (All sigh) 580 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,776 We may allow ourselves a brief period of rejoicing. 581 00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:47,111 Okay, so I lost the vote. 582 00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:50,073 Iwon by not winning. 583 00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,492 God, I don't know how I feel. 584 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,870 Apart from, like, having a raccoon take a shit in my head. 585 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:59,290 You should feel great, ma'am. That was a solid, important defeat. 586 00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:02,752 I'm gonna go change my clothes, croak to the nation, 587 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,171 and then I'm going back to bed. 588 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,422 This is good. 589 00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:09,467 Moyes is threatening to go to the floor 590 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:12,053 for an official investigation into what happened today. 591 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,513 - This is bad. - Mmm-hmm. 592 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,453 I'm in the middle of this. Does this mean I'm implicated, too? 593 00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:18,893 You know what, just say no even if it does. 594 00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:21,771 Well, Gary, you said you were important. I can testify to that. 595 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:25,191 Ben, this is one of those little hiccups that you said was not gonna happen, 596 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:28,277 so I'm gonna leave this in your capable hands. 597 00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:33,282 Mike, you have to deny this like you've never denied anything before. 598 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:36,744 So lie? The one thing I've been trying not to do? 599 00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:39,956 Look, I wouldn't ask you to do anything I wouldn't do myself. 600 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,625 And while that isn't true, find some comfort in it. 601 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:45,253 (Exhales) 602 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:48,256 - Sue: Okay, Gary? - Nope. 603 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:54,554 I will work on putting fonnard a new, streamlined 604 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:58,182 families first bill before congress in the near future. 605 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,477 She sounds like an undennater Bob Dylan. 606 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:05,106 It is actually quite difficult to understand what she's saying. 607 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:07,817 Children from impending climate armageddon. 608 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,987 Which may be a good thing. 609 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,197 And god bless america. 610 00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:15,575 Man: And we're out. 611 00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:17,869 (Exhales) 612 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:19,036 Thank you, ma'am. 613 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:20,496 Okay... 614 00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:23,750 Oh! Okay, thank you very much, guys. Appreciate it. 615 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,293 (Clears throat) 616 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:28,254 Ooh! It's cold. 617 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:31,424 You think you could, um, just pick this shit up tomorrow? 618 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:32,800 Woman: Ma'am. Man: Yes, ma'am. 619 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:34,385 Oh, god. 620 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,054 (Groans) 621 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,602 Fuck you, america. 622 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,688 (Voice mail) You have 14 new voice memos. 623 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,148 Oh, my god. 624 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:51,778 Selina: Mike, some old golfer died. Do I need to say something? 625 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:54,363 (Voice mail) Next memo. 626 00:26:54,906 --> 00:26:58,075 Selina: Kent, I just got your document. I have no idea what any of this means. 627 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:00,703 (Voice mail) Next memo. 628 00:27:01,913 --> 00:27:05,416 Selina: Okay, Kent. I just found the glossary, so ignore that last message. 629 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:07,794 (Voice mail) Next memo. 630 00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:11,589 Selina: Kent, I just read the glossary. I have no idea what any of it means. 631 00:27:13,216 --> 00:27:15,593 That's why I included the second glossary. 632 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:16,803 (Voice mail) Next memo. 633 00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:19,597 Selina: Mike, is it pissing you off I'm leaving all these messages? 634 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,265 - Yes. - (Voice mail) Next memo. 635 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:25,311 Selina: Good, 'cause it's pissing me off you're not answering any of these messages. 636 00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:26,938 (Voice mail) Next memo. 637 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:29,273 (Selina snoring on phone) 638 00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:31,776 How do you leave a memo in your sleep? 639 00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:34,135 - See you. - (Voice mail) Next memo. 640 00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:38,241 Selina: Mike, were you at work today? I don't remember seeing you. 641 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:39,659 (Voice mail) Next memo. 642 00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:41,327 Selina: Ben, moyes is asking questions. 643 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:44,789 This isn't gonna lead to any kind of an investigation, is it? 644 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,123 (Voice mail) Memo deleted. 645 00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,084 I fucking hope not. 646 00:27:49,627 --> 00:27:53,589 Do you solemnly swear the testimony you are about to give is the truth, the whole truth, 647 00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:55,842 and nothing but the truth, so help you god? 648 00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:56,926 So help me god. 649 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,010 - Yes. - I do. 650 00:27:58,594 --> 00:27:59,720 - I do. - I do. 651 00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:01,180 - Yes, I do. - Absolutely.