1 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,571 Tom: This is so amazing. It is. And how are you? 2 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:27,528 Hey, how are you? 3 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:29,280 Do you work out? You do. 4 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,781 Thank you. How are you? 5 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:32,491 Are you two going to get married? 6 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:34,702 - Who? - She's way out of my league. 7 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,787 That's the correct answer. 8 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:39,165 - We love you, Tom James. - Thank you. Love you, too. 9 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:43,169 I mean, within obviously acceptable propriety and so on. Hey, nice to meet you. 10 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,962 President's gonna love these headlines. 11 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:47,256 "Dream ticket." 12 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:49,592 "Dynamic duo." 13 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:52,136 "Tom James, best potus we never had." 14 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:54,805 Okay, please don't show her that one. 15 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:57,016 Pennsylvania, I wish we didn't have to go. 16 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:59,894 And how great is Tom James, right? 17 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:01,646 We'll see you guys soon. 18 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:04,398 If I have any more of those funnel cakes, 19 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:06,202 I won't be able to fit through the bus door. 20 00:01:07,944 --> 00:01:10,905 It's true. Those funnel cakes are just great. 21 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,658 We'll see you guys soon. Thank you. 22 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,243 You won't be able to miss us. 23 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:21,374 It's true, because if... We'll eat them and then we'll get so fat. 24 00:01:21,457 --> 00:01:23,668 So fat. Thank you! 25 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,921 Thank you. No, don't talk anymore. No. 26 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:35,137 No, what I said was Amy brookheimer had issues, not problems. 27 00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:37,640 No, she got mad. She's not mentally mad. 28 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:39,100 Great crowds, right? 29 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:42,353 I mean, you are box office platinum, my friend. 30 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,438 Madam president, I am here to serve. 31 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:46,023 You are the sun, I the moon. 32 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:48,109 Of Jupiter. Not even one of the good ones. 33 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:49,443 Get up. 34 00:01:49,527 --> 00:01:52,280 New York times profile on Tom is just out. 35 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:54,949 It's great. Should be called the New York Toms. 36 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,242 Let me see. 37 00:01:57,368 --> 00:02:01,330 "Four years away has given James a firm grip on the real world. 38 00:02:01,414 --> 00:02:03,791 "A lone wolf, he gets it done himself 39 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:06,335 "without yes-men and flunkies." 40 00:02:06,419 --> 00:02:09,380 You know, a wolf is actually a pack animal. 41 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:11,549 I'm more of a lone squirrel. 42 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:15,803 You both need to choose bicycles for the bike for health event. 43 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,846 - Oh, right. - Mountain bike, road bike, whatever. 44 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,849 Fun fact. 45 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,309 The Wright brothers 46 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:23,853 used their bicycle repair shop to make the first airplane. 47 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,096 I knew that. 48 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:27,398 Yeah, Liam. 49 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,583 - Thanks for calling back. - Get up. 50 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:31,360 Fun fact. We're running a campaign here, not a bake sale. 51 00:02:31,444 --> 00:02:32,486 Kent: Exactly right. 52 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,864 Hey, what's going on? 53 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:38,159 There is sexual tension on this bus. 54 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:39,327 From? 55 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:40,995 Tom. 56 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,371 Towards? 57 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:45,333 - Me. - Right. 58 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:47,626 Did you get a load of that lone squirrel comment? 59 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:48,770 - Oh, my god. - Did you hear that? 60 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,629 - And that means? - Exactly. 61 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:52,006 - Exactly. - And you saw the way 62 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,258 he crossed his legs towards me as soon as I sat down? 63 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:56,302 - Totally. Totally. - Did you see that? God. 64 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,929 See, the thing is, I never... 65 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:01,640 - I never told you this, but... - Yeah, yeah, yeah? 66 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:04,518 - I think it was about 12 years ago. - Uh-huh. 67 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:06,979 - We almost... - Kissed? 68 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:08,105 - Fucked. - Okay. 69 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:09,857 - Ma'am, Ben's on the phone. - Oh. 70 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:12,193 We got a storm brewing, ma'am. 71 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:14,862 Is it Israel or is it China? 72 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,364 Ben: No, it's an actual hurricane. 73 00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:18,866 And it's about to take north Carolina from behind. 74 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,744 I guess I have to get there after the hurricane's passed, right? 75 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:24,330 Ma'am, we can track the storm from here. I have a weather app. 76 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,767 We have the full power of the national weather service, Mike. 77 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:28,876 Sure, but this is a really good app. 78 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,294 - Uh-huh. - We'll be in touch. 79 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:31,629 Stay close to the bat phone. 80 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:33,798 Mike, listen. 81 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,926 I want you to get more op-ed pieces out there 82 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:39,762 about how my choosing Tom was an act of real vision 83 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,680 and real leadership, okay? 84 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:44,558 I've been pushing, ma'am, but they're gaga over Tom James. 85 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:45,726 People love Tom, 86 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:47,770 but I want to get credit for choosing him. 87 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,897 - Yes, ma'am. - Headline thought. 88 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,899 I want more headlines. 89 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:52,982 - Yes, ma'am. - Yes. 90 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:55,361 - You want to see the storm? - No. 91 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,698 - Hey, sue. - Sir. 92 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,493 - Keeping busy? - Yes. 93 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:06,664 So quiet in here. 94 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,291 It's like a morgue full of dead librarians. 95 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:10,918 I happen to like the quiet, sir. 96 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,921 It allows me to get things done when I am busy like I am now. 97 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,674 Yeah, I miss everybody, even Kent. 98 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:24,181 Well, great struggling to talk to you. 99 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,686 Oh, god, this place has been dead ever since Doyle left the ticket. 100 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:32,773 Doyle, Amy, Lee, Karen, Dan. 101 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:36,318 I mean, this place is leaking bodies faster than a Chinese ferry. 102 00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:37,611 You know what? 103 00:04:37,695 --> 00:04:39,780 Just as I was getting some responsibility, right... 104 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,241 - Hey, Jonah. - Hey. 105 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:43,324 Teddy sends a message. 106 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,786 No, don't you dare touch my balls 107 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,848 Ajoke's not a joke unless everyone can laugh at it. 108 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:49,457 This is what I have to look foward to, 109 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:52,626 a bunch of fucking half-witjokers trying to grab my balls. 110 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:57,173 - Hello, sir. - How are the testes, Jonah? 111 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,467 Uh, they're fine, sir. Thank you. 112 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:02,303 We have the notes from the dairy tariffs meetings. 113 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,656 Yeah. Put it in that pile over there with everything else. 114 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,307 I'll set fire to it later. 115 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:12,021 I met a single mom the other day holding down several jobs at the same time. 116 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,841 Head of the national security council. 117 00:05:15,441 --> 00:05:17,568 Head of the domestic policy council. 118 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,404 Commander-in-chief and president... 119 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:23,157 Just look at this guy. He is the new me. 120 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,034 He's super me. 121 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,994 You've lived a very interesting life. 122 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,329 You should write your memoirs. 123 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:32,625 I was veep, they polled other candidates, fucked me in my slack old ass. 124 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,311 - Sound like a best seller? - I'd read it. 125 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:37,338 I'd read anything, though. I love to read. You know, it's... 126 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,721 Have you mentioned that moment to Tom yet? 127 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:46,972 What? Are you... stop... 128 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:49,934 Okay, you're just gonna do a short circuit. Right? 129 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:51,268 - Yes. - And you may wave 130 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:54,271 if you feel that you can keep control of the machine here. 131 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:57,441 - The machine? You mean the bike? - Right, the bike. Sorry. 132 00:05:57,525 --> 00:06:00,110 Yeah, I can't fall off, you know. I don't want to break a tit. 133 00:06:00,236 --> 00:06:01,570 They weren't cheap. 134 00:06:01,654 --> 00:06:03,489 Hi there. 135 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,612 - You all set? - Yes, I am. 136 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:07,910 - Do you bike much, Tom? - Oh, god, no. 137 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,912 - Hardly at all. - Me neither. 138 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,373 I did do the tour of Italy 2008, 139 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:15,251 but my mountain times were embarrassing. 140 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,294 - Over here, senator. - Hey there. 141 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:20,381 Madam president, would you say that Tom James is a star? 142 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:22,591 No, I would not say Tom James is a star. 143 00:06:22,675 --> 00:06:25,511 I would say he's a superstar. 144 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,394 And I made a good pick. Don't you think I did? 145 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:29,265 - Yes, you did. - Good. 146 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:30,933 What do you think? Did I do a good job? 147 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,977 - Is this a good choice that I made? - I... I... 148 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:37,606 Selina: Your bike is a lot bigger than mine. 149 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:40,192 I should be riding in a basket in the front like e.T. 150 00:06:40,276 --> 00:06:41,902 You want to go ahead of me? 151 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:43,346 No, you just do whatever you want. 152 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:45,322 Maybe I'm gonna come up. 153 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,700 God, this mirror doesn't work at all. 154 00:06:48,284 --> 00:06:50,411 The only thing I can see is my eyeball. 155 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:52,580 That's a great image. Vital, dynamic. 156 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:55,249 Self-congratulations are in order. 157 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,500 Amy's still pissed at me. 158 00:06:56,584 --> 00:07:00,421 It's 'cause I sent that press release out saying she resigned 'cause she's unstable. 159 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,381 She is unstable. 160 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,216 It was a big mistake to say it, though. 161 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:07,928 Great. Another hate text from Amy. 162 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:11,223 "You looked sweaty on TV yesterday. Are you going through the change?" 163 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:14,143 I wish I understood vendettas. 164 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:16,312 They're so time-consuming. 165 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,732 Dan: Welcome to the money-making machine. 166 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,459 Want to see the room where we make all the money? 167 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,819 Or all the other rooms where we also make money. 168 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,863 See Mike's statement implying that I was unstable? 169 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,699 - Yeah, look... - They're doing a pancake breakfast? 170 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,868 Hello, I suggested that a week ago 171 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,138 and I was shot down like a hang glider over the Pentagon. 172 00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:36,457 Amy, I'm offering you an incredible opportunity here, okay? 173 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:39,209 So let's cut out the whole "keep her away from scissors" thing. 174 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,294 - Okay. - Yeah? 175 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:44,298 Ah, Sidney purcell, I offer for your delectation one miss Amy brookheimer. 176 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:45,381 Well, look at me. 177 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,360 I have more white house staff than the white house. 178 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,761 And a whiter building. 179 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:50,804 Well, I hope that it's a different vibe 180 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:53,307 because I am putting all of that stuff behind me. 181 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,660 - Great. We need someone... - Selina meyer is yesterday's news 182 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:56,810 as far as I'm concerned. 183 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:59,438 Good, because I have a big gmj client I need tied up 184 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,750 and I think your west wing access should bring him right in. 185 00:08:01,774 --> 00:08:03,627 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can trap and truss him, right, ames? 186 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:07,529 Yeah, if people want access to that backstabbing madhouse, 187 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:09,453 then I think we're the ones to get it for him. 188 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,051 Maybe you can refer to it as the white house 189 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:13,911 since some of our clients actually still like and respect that place. 190 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,621 - Okay? - Yeah, all good. 191 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,390 What's he talking about? I said white house. 192 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:18,749 Let's get you a decaf. 193 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,543 This is ridiculous. My talents are being wasted here. 194 00:08:21,627 --> 00:08:22,836 I'm like Picasso 195 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,505 - and I'm stuck painting fences. - Yeah. 196 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:26,507 Senator wilkie has been begging to see me. 197 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,425 And lots of other people want meetings, too. 198 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,802 Vp Doyle's a lame duck. 199 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:31,112 And you know what you do with lame animals? 200 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,013 - You care for them. - You shoot them dead. 201 00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:35,378 Oh, no, yeah, I got you. Kinder in the long run, actually. 202 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:42,481 Uh, Tom, can I ask you a question? 203 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,564 Sure. 204 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,984 It's about a little moment in time. 205 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:47,504 Might need to narrow that down a little. 206 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,779 I know. 207 00:08:50,823 --> 00:08:53,867 Back in do, you and me. 208 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:56,745 I think it was about 12 years ago. 209 00:08:56,829 --> 00:09:01,041 Sure, I... yeah. We used to hang out a lot during my first term. 210 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:05,671 It was that late night after the sharpley debate. 211 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:09,967 - Yeah. - Yeah. 212 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,469 - Ah. Yeah, right. - Right. 213 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,974 Yeah. Yeah. What... 214 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,726 - We shared that cab. - We shared a cab. 215 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,854 - Right. - The night of the green shoes. 216 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,188 Oh! 217 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,982 Look at you, 218 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,609 remembering the shoes. 219 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:30,779 They gave you blisters. 220 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:32,906 Or was it... no, it was corns. 221 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,078 No, it wasn't corns. Not... I don't get corns. 222 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:45,753 Anyway, we got out of the cab at my house, 223 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:46,837 and, um... 224 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:52,760 The cold got to us and then you decided 225 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,720 you wanted to walk home. 226 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:58,974 Yeah, I love to walk at night. 227 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:01,661 It's the only time I can think straight, 228 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:04,396 you know, without the phones and screens pestering me. 229 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,839 You okay, ma'am? You look a little flushed. 230 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,199 I mentioned the moment in the car. 231 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,135 - And? - He had no idea what I was talking about. 232 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,637 - No, you're kidding me. - Yeah, I don't want to talk about this, okay? 233 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,206 - I'm so humiliated. - Okay, I understand. I understand. 234 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,391 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 235 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,667 No, you don't, Gary. You're a guy, okay? 236 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:27,562 You can't have any idea what I'm talking about. 237 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:29,063 That's right, I am a guy. And Tom's a guy. 238 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,887 Do you want me to talk to him like guy on guy? 239 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,510 You have to stop doing things for me all the time, all right? 240 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,678 Which reminds me, by the way, I'm going commando 241 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,281 - at tomorrow's pancake brunch. - What? 242 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,474 - No undennear? - What? 243 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:43,477 No. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that'll win me the election. 244 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,020 A nice shot of my beav. 245 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,481 No, I want no prompting, okay? 246 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,399 I'm going solo. No you, even. 247 00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:52,736 Dan: That's right, Jamie. Dan egan is back. 248 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,071 Like denim and measles. 249 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,365 And, Lauren, you look beautiful. 250 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,576 How do you keep that white wine so cold looking that hot? 251 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:04,957 Everybody. 252 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:09,127 So I just wanted to say thank you for welcoming me back from exile. 253 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:12,840 I can finally officially say that Dan egan has the all-clear. 254 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,132 Yeah. 255 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,236 Have fun. Enjoy the free bar. 256 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,178 Yay. Free bar. 257 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:22,766 Well, this is a soulless parade of vanity and ambition. 258 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:23,851 Isn't it great? 259 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:26,019 - Sliders are good, too. - Oh, I didn't see them. 260 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,604 So listen, I invited Nicola mortlock. 261 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,106 Didn't you move in with her once? 262 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,524 For like a month. 263 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,377 She didn't like my untidiness or my other girlfriends. 264 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:35,737 Amy, I thought you might be in a straitjacket drooling on meds. 265 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:39,032 I guess Mike mclintock was wrong. 266 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,576 Yeah, is he ever right? 267 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,703 I hope your vagina falls off. 268 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:46,206 Amy. Jesus, what the fuck? 269 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,226 - What? - All right, how do I put this sensitively? 270 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,918 Stop acting fucking nuts. 271 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:51,354 - Yeah, I'm trying. - All right, jeez. 272 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,547 Look, the best way to get revenge on these people 273 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,216 is to use them to make a shitload of money. 274 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,593 All right? Mark twain said that. 275 00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:01,889 No, I hate DC. And it chews you up and it shits you out, 276 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:04,892 and then you are left with nothing but the night sweats and flashbacks! 277 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,852 Come on, you love D.C. 278 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,062 Find a way to just, sort of, release it. 279 00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:11,565 Jesus Christ! Are... 280 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:12,733 Stop it! 281 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,360 Stop screaming. 282 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,044 - That feels really good. - I don't care. 283 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,658 - This man bothering you? - She's fine. 284 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,911 - I swear, I... - You need to stop speaking. 285 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,263 - I asked the lady. - Yep, yep, yep- 286 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:26,955 it's all good, officer. 287 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:28,999 - Maybe don't yell out like that. - Mmm-hmm. 288 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,043 - Makes people nervous. - Yes. Yes, sir. 289 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:35,505 Thank you. For this and for your broader service. 290 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,636 - That really felt better. - All right, you need to calm down. 291 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,971 Go to a spa, take a pilates class. 292 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:47,225 Go to a fucking church, find someone there that has some valium and take four of them. 293 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,854 - Jonah: Hello. - Oh, pleased to meet you. 294 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,314 Ruth forrester. 295 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,959 Pleasure. Jonah Ryan. This is my personal assistant, Richard splett. 296 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,693 - Splett? - Splett. 297 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,737 - Splett. - Please have a seat. 298 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,155 Oh, thank you. 299 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,283 Uh, will the senator be joining us? 300 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:07,371 Mr. Ryan, we asked you here today with regard to a Mr. Theodore Sykes. 301 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,165 Uh, Teddy. 302 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,918 We're bringing a class action against him, 303 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,461 and we'd like you to testify. 304 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:18,590 We've all been the victims of Teddy's inappropriate sexual behavior. 305 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,301 Am I the only man that he... 306 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:22,552 As far as we know. 307 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:26,139 Okay, all right. Well, obviously there has been some sort of mistake here 308 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:30,602 because what happened between Teddy and I was not consensual, obviously. 309 00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,479 There was the ball... the cupping... 310 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,273 The grabbing or the clutching. 311 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,204 There is no shame here, Jonah. Let it out. 312 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,612 Oh, I understand there's no shame because it was locker room tomfoolery 313 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:41,905 and nothing more. 314 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,490 You're saying you weren't assaulted? 315 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:44,992 Sir, you don't have to answer that. 316 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,594 - Oh, is this man your attorney? - Uh, no. 317 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,662 - Not technically. - Let's go, right now. 318 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,372 Teddy can't hurt you now. 319 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,499 I'm not worried about Teddy. I'm worried about you. 320 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:57,295 Jesus fucking Christ. You all look like me. 321 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,257 This is a nightmare. 322 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,425 It's a fucking nightmare. 323 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,181 And just so we're clear, 324 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,642 at no point was this a job interview? 325 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:13,603 - No. - Okay. Okay. 326 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,773 Well, that was unexpected. 327 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:20,193 Yeah, I feel like I got felt up again, but this time by the law. 328 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,195 Just tell me what I'm doing. 329 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:23,923 Well, you're dealing with the emotional fallout of... 330 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,365 - Today, Richard. - Yeah. 331 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:28,326 Well, you have a 4:30 meeting with congressman skellern. 332 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,304 Okay, that's in Georgetown, right? So we should uber? 333 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,789 Oh, yeah, no. Uber, that makes the most sense, sir. 334 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,170 Richard, I don't look like a middle-aged woman, do I? 335 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,465 No, sir. 336 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:45,010 Well, you do have that one purple shirt that looks a bit blousy, but... 337 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,722 - Oh, we got Donald coming in three minutes. - Great. 338 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,229 Selina: Okay, that's congressman hausman. 339 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,190 I've got him. So who's next? 340 00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,941 This is congressman cheever. 341 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,294 - Do you remember anything about him? - Yeah. 342 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,153 He's got that big left ear, 343 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,572 and he has a small majority, 344 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,616 and he needs funding for infrastructure? 345 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:11,912 Okay, really good. It's just it's his right ear that's freakishly large. 346 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,790 - No, his right, my left. - A-ha, got it. Okay. 347 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,501 Ma'am, this is the pancake brunch setup. 348 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,545 - General holding area here. - Yeah. 349 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,423 Juices and coffees. Hot plates and griddles. 350 00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,425 Okay, the minute you see bubbles, you flip. 351 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:29,262 No, you flip when you see holes. Bubbles is too soon. 352 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,639 Holes, not bubbles. 353 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,307 Okay, iflip at bubbles, but... 354 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,310 Fun fact. There are three kinds of syrup. 355 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,104 Boysenberry, maple, and buttermilk. 356 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,314 - Selina: Uh-huh. - Buttermilk is not a syrup. 357 00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:41,876 Okay, ma'am, what if you said this? 358 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,319 - Selina: Yeah? - "Who's achin' for some bacon?" 359 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,403 - No. - What's wrong... 360 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,447 - Okay, I can't prep anymore, all right? - Really? 361 00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,658 - I might vomit on Mike. - Oh. 362 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,869 This bus is giving me motion sickness. 363 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,555 Okay, let me get you a scopolamine patch. 364 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:55,747 Fun fact. 365 00:15:55,831 --> 00:16:00,836 Scopolamine was first used as a truth serum by the czechoslovakian state police. 366 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,463 How is that fun? 367 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,467 - Mel? - Tom. 368 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:10,178 Did you lose a lot of weight or did you get six inches taller? 369 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,848 I think you look great. Great height and weight. 370 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,391 - Madam president. - Yes. 371 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,809 Oh! 372 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,728 I know you. Yes, I know you, sir. 373 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,273 - Um... - Congressman hausman. 374 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,358 And we met before. 375 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,961 No, ma'am, I have never had the honor. 376 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,737 - Okay. - This is my wife Beatrice. 377 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,115 - Hello. How good to meet you. - Hello. 378 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,241 And I love your brooch. 379 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:35,495 - Thank you. It's a honeybee. Bee for Beatrice. - Oh. 380 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:38,373 Fun fact about the honeybee. 381 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:43,211 Do you know how much honey a honeybee produces in its lifetime? 382 00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,589 - I do not. - Well, 383 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,676 it's either surprisingly little, 384 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,095 or surprisingly a lot. 385 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,265 Chatting, nodding. This is classic mingling. 386 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,018 Yeah, but it's funeral mingling. 387 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,436 Nobody's laughing. 388 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,438 She must not be using all the jokes I gave her. 389 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:09,029 - This is it? You just lie here? - Yeah. 390 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,072 Unwind. 391 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,825 Defocus. 392 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,996 Did I tell you I slept in? 393 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,248 - Wow. - Mmm-hmm. 394 00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:22,626 Actually, I got up early, but then I just stayed in bed 395 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,169 looking at politico. 396 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,464 That site has turned to shit. But anyway... 397 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,091 Oh, is that Paula thorpe? 398 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,928 - Did you lift your cucumber? - Yeah. 399 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,262 Who's Paula thorpe? 400 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,389 - The chief of staff for Jensen. - Fascinating. 401 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,099 You are here to relax. 402 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,185 Please, stop talking about work. 403 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,562 Yeah, I know. 404 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,023 It's so great. 405 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,152 Wow, this music is so irritating. 406 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,405 Jesus, only you could be irritated by gamma waves and a whale. 407 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:56,409 This is just a Swiss suicide clinic with a hint ofjojoba. 408 00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:01,414 Dan, mmm-hmm, I did the whole spa thing and it worked. 409 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,333 - I have been here, like... - Seven minutes. 410 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,418 Seven minutes. Yeah, it's plenty. 411 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,063 Okay, so I'm going to see you at the office. 412 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,407 Man: You won't remember, senator, 413 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,091 but my father drove you when you first ran for office. 414 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,968 You're George Meredith's boy? 415 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,887 How's he doing? Is he still brewing his own beer? 416 00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:19,099 Yes, sir. Still doesn't taste any better. 417 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,977 Can I get a short stack made without cow's milk? 418 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:25,105 Are you serious? You don't want milk or... 419 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,439 No, it makes me gassy. 420 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,692 Which, when you have a bag instead of a bowel, 421 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,027 - is not good. - Tom: Bernie. 422 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:32,445 How's the gut, my friend? 423 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,448 Tolerable. Thanks for remembering. 424 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:38,410 I made some batter with soy milkjust for you. 425 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,870 - Let me whip you up some pancakes. - Wow. 426 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,456 There we go. 427 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:47,002 Who's, uh... who's achin' for some bacon? 428 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,171 Got a very strong relationship with senator lambert. 429 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,547 Sure, and nobody wants to ruin a good relationship. 430 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,509 No, and lambert kind of knows rogerfunong, 431 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,232 who takes regular meetings with vp Doyle, 432 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,305 who theoretically has access to potus. 433 00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,389 That's the chain. 434 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,058 Look, you want a chain? Here's the chain, okay? 435 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,062 - Me... - Me, the president of the United States. 436 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,396 I have the trust of potus, 437 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,940 and all of the senior members of her team. Just... 438 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:13,945 Hey, Amy. 439 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,906 Yeah, good to hear from you. Yeah, suejust won't do. 440 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,076 - Ben cafferty. - Sometimes I think she's actually dead. 441 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,345 So did you hear about the hurricane? 442 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:24,205 Oh, Ben, I'm sorry, I think I dialed by mistake. 443 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,540 Hello? 444 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,585 So, Paul, do we have your business? 445 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,171 Be a lot cheaper for me to steal your phone, but... 446 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,525 - Yeah, you do. You do, absolutely. - Sydney: Excellent. 447 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:35,967 - Okay, good. - Hey, welcome aboard. 448 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:38,091 - You're not going to regret this. - Thanks so much. 449 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,971 - All right. - Very excited. 450 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,431 Bye. 451 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,893 Oh, boy, that was fucking amazing. 452 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,895 - Thank you very much. - Great work, Amy. 453 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,897 You have my utmost admiration. 454 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,916 - Thank you. - Yeah, she's also got your client list. 455 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,067 Wait, what do you mean? 456 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,986 Don't worry about it. She's not taking all your clients, just a couple. 457 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:58,281 You know, fycorps, killick & company, hemmings. 458 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,450 No, no, no. That's my holy Trinity. 459 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:04,245 Those are my biggies. Without those, all I got is my smallies. 460 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,914 Well, spoils of war, handsome. 461 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,458 You want top clients, be more like Amy. Or better. 462 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,519 You want to go ahead and give her my parking space 463 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,253 and my desk while you're at it? 464 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:15,382 Now, listen, Dan, I don't want to be unreasonable. 465 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,984 Amy, do you want his parking space and desk? 466 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,009 Yes, please. 467 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,469 Gary: Are you okay? 468 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,179 - No. - What's wrong? 469 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,264 He's this pancake genius 470 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:26,643 and I got lost in some sort of a bee anecdote. 471 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,562 You listen to me. You are Beyoncé. 472 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:30,897 He is backup Booty. 473 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,565 - Kent: Ma'am. - Yeah? 474 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,275 It's Ben. 475 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,362 - Hey, what's going on? - The storm's happening. 476 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,907 Ma'am, you've got to get back to DC. Faster than a speeding drunk. 477 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,410 Is north Carolina about to be blown off the map? 478 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,578 Yeah, six hours till flying cow time. 479 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,373 This is a potential tragedy that could be great for you. 480 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,457 Okay. 481 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,793 And now the weather. 482 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:54,254 Thank you. I feel very... 483 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,215 Okay, we'll drop Tom back off in DC, right? 484 00:20:57,298 --> 00:21:00,427 This is it. Hurricane's definitely going to hit. 485 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:02,929 Everyone's gonna be coming back from the campaign 486 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,323 and this joint will bejumping again. 487 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,850 You are really excited about that, aren't you, Ben? 488 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,102 Hell, yes. I mean, no offense meant, sue, 489 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,981 but when it's just you and me, it's like it's just me. 490 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,001 Mike: Okay, it's looking bad. 491 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,253 Both the national weather service 492 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,028 and my app are saying this. 493 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,865 Right, so we'll go to DC, we'll wait for the storm to pass, 494 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,134 and then we'll head to north Carolina. 495 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:26,411 Or we could go there right now, before it hits. 496 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,495 That's crazy. 497 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,474 Soon as the hurricane has passed, 498 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,738 you're right there with the people in their hour of need. 499 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,127 He's crazy. 500 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,005 - I love that. - Do you? 501 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,340 That's the way you master a disaster. 502 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,776 Hey, ma'am, I've got some issues here. 503 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,137 It's a hurricane, and that's, like, killer wind. 504 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,972 Okay, we're turning this plane around, 505 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,432 we're headed to north Carolina. 506 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:56,441 A state of emergency in my state would shut down travel, cost millions. 507 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,735 Can we wait a few hours? 508 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,653 Well, we don't have a few hours. 509 00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:02,572 Is that senator James? 510 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,158 - Hi. - Hi, cecile. 511 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:09,120 Either they have the contrast turned up to Max or you are looking fine. 512 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,832 - Should we... - Oh, yes, of course. 513 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,393 Governor, I'm sure you'll understand, 514 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,336 we have some issues of national security 515 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:17,962 that have to be discussed. 516 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:24,260 I have had it with her category 5 fucking snoot. 517 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,597 And... she definitely can't hear us? 518 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:31,267 - No. - Maybe she can lip-read. 519 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,938 Okay, um... 520 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:37,857 Let's just swivel the chairs. 521 00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:43,196 Jesus Christ. 522 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,423 She know that we can hear that? 523 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:45,865 My guess would be no. No. 524 00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,117 - I got a text from Ben. - What did he say? 525 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,247 - What did he say? - He says he can't hear anything. 526 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,373 Just text him back. 527 00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:59,337 See, I think it would be unfair on senator o'brien and his running mate 528 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,047 if there were a travel lockdown 529 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,424 because they would be stranded in Florida. 530 00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:07,136 They would not be able to visit the disaster site like we could. 531 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:10,098 Just throwing that into the barbecue sauce. 532 00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:11,182 Right. 533 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:15,895 It doesn't work. The chair... 534 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:21,568 Governor, it pains me to say this. 535 00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:27,198 I think we're gonna have to ground flights despite your opinion on this matter. 536 00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:31,244 Cecile, if a state of emergency were requested, 537 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:35,582 that could be sweetened by a light dusting of federal funds. 538 00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:39,836 Okay, I've decided to request a state of emergency. 539 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,005 Thank you, governor. 540 00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:44,841 How about that? 541 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,261 - Look at that. Put her here. - Seemed to work. 542 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,488 - You know what you are? - What? 543 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:51,931 A great choice that I made. 544 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,395 Selina: Okay, let's go storm-chasing, you shit-kickers. 545 00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:03,192 Selina: This isn't a hurricane. What the hell is this? 546 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,737 Mike: My app says "moderate breeze." 547 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,698 These trees are still standing. I don't want to look at standing trees. 548 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:10,617 I mean, where is my storm? 549 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:11,993 It veered south. 550 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,037 - How? - Barometric pressure. 551 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,480 How about that app of yours, Mike? 552 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,850 I think you better get your money back on that one. 553 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,542 It was actually free. 554 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:22,712 I updated my software and it just appeared on my screen. 555 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,673 And I was like, "what is this thing?" And I just picked it... 556 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:27,651 Where's the storm headed now? 557 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:29,010 - Florida. - Florida. 558 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,638 So o'brien and montez 559 00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:33,699 are gonna get the storm photos? Is that what you're saying? 560 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:36,517 This was definitely a good idea when I pitched it. 561 00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:38,686 Well, I grounded flights, 562 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:41,648 and I diverted federal funds to the wrong state. 563 00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:45,139 I don't remember you pitching that as a possibility, Tom. 564 00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:46,819 Sometimes you have to gamble. 565 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:48,905 Unfortunately, our horse did not win. 566 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,448 No, it certainly didn't. 567 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:52,251 It fell at the first fence and it got shot. 568 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:55,453 And now some French fucker's got it in a baguette. 569 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:59,832 Don't you gamble with this campaign and this presidency, okay, Tom? 570 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:02,502 - Too much too soon. I apologize. - Right. Mmm-hmm. 571 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:05,922 - Mr. Ryan. - Yeah? 572 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,716 Louise Benjamin from cabinet affairs is here for your meeting. 573 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,094 What? Oh. 574 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,428 Yeah. 575 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:13,888 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. 576 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,643 - Hello. - Hi. Is this a joke? 577 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,396 - I'm sorry? - Honestly, why are you here? 578 00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:23,690 I'm collating agency responses... 579 00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:25,650 - How tall are you? - What? 580 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:26,734 I am sorry, ma'am. 581 00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:30,446 A number of tall women were molested and Mr. Ryan was one of them. 582 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:32,925 Okay, and this is a campaigning visit? 583 00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:34,867 Yes, you're here as a candidate, not president. 584 00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:36,661 Okay, and what do they do here? 585 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,163 - Embossed and dentil molding. - Uh-huh. 586 00:25:39,247 --> 00:25:40,248 - Huh? - No idea. 587 00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:42,875 Ma'am, we've also set up a tour of an egg plant. 588 00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:45,253 I mean a plant that packs eggs, not the big vegetable. 589 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:46,337 Oh, I see. 590 00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:48,464 - Thanks for clarifying. - You're welcome. 591 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:49,632 - Hello. - Madam president. 592 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:50,883 - Yes. - Welcome. 593 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,135 - Oh, thank you. - Hey there. 594 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,138 We were hoping to give you a tour of the plant, 595 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:58,891 but we sustained some damage in the storm, and it's not safe. 596 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:00,518 Oh! Oh. 597 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:04,147 Well, we're gonna want to see that, Kent, right away. 598 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,398 Apologies, et cetera. 599 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:08,151 Back in the car. This is presidential. Can't look like campaigning. 600 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,030 Nick. 601 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:16,617 Nope, I'm gonna be hiding in the back of a car. 602 00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:19,662 I know. Biographyjust writes itself. 603 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:20,997 Let's get a look. 604 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,082 Well, this roof sustained some damage. 605 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,835 Selina: Oh. Uh-huh. 606 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:28,629 This isn't damage. 607 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:30,423 - Just some shitty building. - Mmm-hmm. 608 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:31,924 Oh, god. 609 00:26:32,008 --> 00:26:34,510 O'brien just pulled a Teddy bear out of the ruins of a house. 610 00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:39,557 Okay, complete 180. 611 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,059 This is a campaign visit. Go get Tom now. 612 00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:44,652 Selina: Do you want to give me some sunscreen? 613 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,093 - Yeah. - It's pretty bright out. 614 00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:48,191 Gary: It is so bright out. 615 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:49,734 - Right? - Yes, ma'am. 616 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,322 It's a campaign visit again. 617 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:55,448 Hey. 618 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:58,701 You see? It's a different ball game on a presidential level. 619 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,453 Charm only gets you so far. 620 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:02,139 You're right, ma'am. There's a lot more to... 621 00:27:02,163 --> 00:27:03,331 We love you, Tom! 622 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:05,291 To it than that. 623 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:06,584 - How are you? - I'm good. 624 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,419 - Good. - Hey. Tom James. 625 00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:10,463 - Patrick Murray. - What do you do here, Patrick? 626 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,840 I basically cut hard dentil moldings. 627 00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:14,234 You're the guy I've been looking for. 628 00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:16,135 I've worked here 17 years, ma'am. 629 00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:17,470 Oh, thank you. 630 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:20,097 Are you able to emboss harder species of wood? 631 00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:22,225 Yeah, we emboss hard maple right here. 632 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:25,478 Can you combine that with the embossed and the dentil molding? 633 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,604 Yes, sir, you can. 634 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:29,106 Sue around? 635 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:36,614 Whew. Thanks. 636 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,158 - It's too ornate, right? - Exactly. 637 00:27:39,242 --> 00:27:40,842 You don't want to do it. I know I don't. 638 00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:42,411 Hey, I'm gonna have to cut you off. 639 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:43,722 - He's a chatterbox, isn't he? - Yes, he is. 640 00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:44,872 Come on, let's go. 641 00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:46,892 - Take care. Tom James. - You don't have to say hi to them. 642 00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:48,756 We've already said hi to these folks. Come on.