1 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:08,718 Reporter: (On TV) After successful visits to Jordan and Egypt, 2 00:00:08,885 --> 00:00:10,485 president meyer's middle east peace tour 3 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,180 continues with her trip to Israel. 4 00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:14,158 You lose your job, you're radioactive for a while. 5 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:15,266 That's just how it works. 6 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,351 Yes, I am taking care of myself, mother. 7 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,208 No, I didn't send her a get-well card 8 00:00:20,271 --> 00:00:22,911 'cause you don't get a get-well card when you have plastic surgery. 9 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:24,317 I've got to go. 10 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:27,320 'Cause I'm... I'm going for a run. 11 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:28,738 Okay, bye. 12 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:31,240 I've extended my stay in Israel for another day, 13 00:00:31,324 --> 00:00:33,826 so I may need to borrow some toothpaste. 14 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:35,286 (Both laugh) 15 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:37,788 (Turns TV off) 16 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:39,624 (Theme music playing) 17 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:52,720 President meyer has ended her 10-day world tour 18 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:55,056 with a surprise visit to Iran. 19 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:58,935 Her historic meeting could signal an end to decades of mistrust. 20 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,270 See that tour? I set that up. 21 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:03,522 Man: See that shelf? 22 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:04,606 I made that. 23 00:01:04,649 --> 00:01:06,835 Reporter: It's believed president meyer may also secure the release 24 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:09,987 of detained American reporter Leon west. 25 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,531 Mike: This trip is like a miracle. 26 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:14,659 Where's the woman who changed world politics? 27 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,094 - She's taking a piss. - She's freshening up. 28 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:18,120 I'm so tired, I could sleep a horse. 29 00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:20,122 Or whatever that word thing is. 30 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:22,893 Wait, Ben, is this Ambien? How many of these have you taken? 31 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:24,085 Look, I need to sleep. 32 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:28,297 I got all jacked up on licorice last night and I was belly dancing till dawn. 33 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:30,758 - Is it time to get Leon yet? - Oh, checking. 34 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:35,137 Imagine being detained for two weeks just 'cause you're a journalist and a shithead. 35 00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:38,307 Yeah. It's a good job we had nothing to do with his being detained. 36 00:01:38,391 --> 00:01:40,601 - Yeah, wouldn't that be terrible? - Mmm-hmm. 37 00:01:40,685 --> 00:01:42,937 Wait, did we have something to do with... 38 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,147 (Singing) Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you better cheer 39 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:47,108 for the president of the year 40 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,068 - yeah! - (Laughing) 41 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:50,545 - Hey, you know what you are? - What? 42 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:52,530 - You're an amazing man. - Thank you. 43 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,299 - And you know what amazing men get? - What? 44 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,117 - Two-day weekend. - This weekend? 45 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,619 - Yeah. - I'm going to the cottage with Wendy! 46 00:01:58,703 --> 00:02:00,413 (Both laughing) 47 00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:01,497 (Cell phone chimes) 48 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,624 Oh, uh, they're detaining Leon for one more hour. 49 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:07,128 Oh, god. I have to wait here another hour before we can fly out? 50 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:08,897 You have to get a photo with Leon west, ma'am. 51 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:09,964 Yeah. 52 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,775 It's the one and only time anyone's ever gonna say that. 53 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,217 Let's use the hour then, okay? 54 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:15,761 Let's cure diabetes or learn Italian. 55 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:17,471 Why don't you take a nap? 56 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:19,157 Are you kidding? I'm never gonna sleep again. 57 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:22,310 I gotta run around like a labrador or a guy on fire or something like that. 58 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:25,730 Iran. Iran! Isn't that amazing? 59 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:28,149 I've got to go to the bathroom again. I'll be right back. 60 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:30,401 - Gary: Wow, she's excited. - She's fucking nuts. 61 00:02:31,027 --> 00:02:32,737 Uh, how are the folks on the press plane? 62 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,155 Sober 63 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:36,991 they got the shakes so bad, I think I see the plane rattling. 64 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,927 Well, you've got to tell them we got to stay another hour. 65 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,911 An hour? These guys could be drinking jet fuel. 66 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:42,472 - (Mike laughs) - Whoa, out of my way! 67 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,332 It was a false alarm. I don't know why. 68 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:46,685 Hey, ma'am, why don't I give you a shoulder massage or something? 69 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:48,312 - It'll kind of help you unwind, defocus. - Selina: No! 70 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:50,504 I don't want to defocus. I'm all focus. 71 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:53,466 I could, like, bang a nail into that wall with my gaze. 72 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:54,901 Do you know what I mean? You having fun? 73 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,427 - Yes. - Are you having fun? 74 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,679 - So much fun. - What kind of wood is this table? 75 00:02:58,763 --> 00:03:00,890 - I don't know. Let me check. - I think it's ash. 76 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:02,451 - Gary: Uh-huh. - I'm gonna redo my kitchen. 77 00:03:02,475 --> 00:03:04,328 Hey, ma'am, you think you want to think about this right now? 78 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:05,746 Yeah, sure. I mean, we've got time. 79 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:07,122 - We've got an hour. - Do we? Okay. 80 00:03:07,146 --> 00:03:08,689 I'm gonna get all new cabinets. 81 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:11,013 And I want to match this except I don't like these knots. 82 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:14,737 Bill: Now that the president's tour has been extended by a day, 83 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,215 the vice president will be picking up part of the president's schedule 84 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,575 starting with the rainbow Jersey event 85 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:22,244 supporting all sexualities in sports 86 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:25,206 with NBA star Freddy Wallace. Yes? 87 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:27,541 How do you respond to senator o'brien's comment... 88 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:30,586 That the American people need a president, not a meyertollah? 89 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,005 It's a cheap pun, so absolutely expect... 90 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:36,050 - That finishing sentences thing is... - Irritating? Very. 91 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:39,637 But sometimes necessary when people are being slow or dull. 92 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,722 - Yes? - When's Mike back? 93 00:03:41,806 --> 00:03:44,100 Hilarious. Well done. 94 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:46,811 - No people skills. Like a robot. - Hmm. 95 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,373 Reporter: On the background of the detained us journalist Leon west? 96 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,065 (Indistinct chatter) 97 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:54,068 Guys. Guys. Sorry about the delay. 98 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,570 Turns out the Iranians need everything in triplicate. 99 00:03:56,654 --> 00:03:58,494 Maybe that's 'cause they invented numbers, huh? 100 00:03:58,531 --> 00:04:00,032 - How's Leon doing? - He's fine. 101 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:01,909 They're releasing him any minute. 102 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,912 Let's face it, he's probably gonna get a book deal out of this. 103 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,665 See that? Catlike reflexes. 104 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,751 Oh, and, uh, maybe don't start drinking... 105 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:12,635 - Man: Heads up! - Till you're up in the air, 106 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:14,255 out of courtesy to our host nation. 107 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,424 - Man 2: Catch! - Man 3: Just open the bar! 108 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:18,342 - (Journalists laughing) - Great chatting. 109 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,596 Wow, Freddy Wallace. 110 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,266 Hall of famer. Mr. Gay NBA. 111 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:28,102 In my family, basketball is a religion. 112 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,687 Also catholicism. 113 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:30,938 That's actually the main one. 114 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,940 Oh, hey, guys. Can you get Freddy's autograph? 115 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,443 - It's for my friend's son. - Who should he make it out to? 116 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,987 - Sue Wilson. He's named after me. - Oh. 117 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,643 - Is this the speech? - Yes, sir. 118 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:42,825 - Any snags? - No, all good. 119 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:46,162 Sir, Freddy Wallace may use the term lgbt. 120 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:48,956 I remember it this way. "L" is for ladies who play tennis, 121 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,833 "g" is for guys who do other guys, 122 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:54,378 "b" is for bisexual... I couldn't think of one to go for that. 123 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:58,591 - And "t"... - Is for tucking it in or tacking it on. (Laughs) 124 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:00,301 It's transgender, actually. 125 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:02,928 Thanks for killing myjoke and then mutilating it. 126 00:05:03,012 --> 00:05:05,264 Well, as my grandfather never said, 127 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,974 "let's go be inclusive." 128 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,726 Have you seen Kent's polling? 129 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,603 I could not be more likable 130 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:13,522 if I had given both of my kidneys to some sick kid. 131 00:05:13,606 --> 00:05:15,107 - (Laughs) - God almighty! 132 00:05:15,191 --> 00:05:16,650 Gary, I want some champagne. 133 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:19,987 - Mmm-hmm. - Ma'am, we're in a teetotal-atarian state. 134 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,031 Look at these numbers. I keep staring at them. 135 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,992 I'm gonna make this, like, a screensaver. Wonder how you do that. 136 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:28,496 The rainbow Jersey shows that there's no place for discrimination 137 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:30,664 either on or off the court. 138 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:33,876 And I'm proud to have the president... 139 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:37,087 - Sorry, the vice president... - (Chuckles) 140 00:05:37,213 --> 00:05:38,422 On my team. 141 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,051 - Sparkling water. - Thank you. 142 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,844 I put the champagne in the water bottles. 143 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:45,780 You don't have to explain. I can tell what you did. 144 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,515 - Yeah. - Selina: Oh, look at Doyle. 145 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:49,367 - Did he have his teeth capped? - Ben: Oh, my god. 146 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:53,187 - The last surviving golden girl. - (Laughs) 147 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:56,023 Almost put him in the penalty box for that, 148 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,108 but, uh, that's hockey, so... (Laughs) 149 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,461 I'm gonna say a little something. 150 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:01,820 Wasn't this originally written for potus? 151 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:03,447 A speech is a speech. 152 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,407 Phonemes connecting to produce meanings. 153 00:06:05,491 --> 00:06:07,451 Sports can bring us together, 154 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,704 help end homophobia. 155 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:14,959 When I was a boy, 156 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,545 it was my gay friends 157 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:20,422 who taught me how to be tolerant 158 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:24,552 and how to be true to yourself 159 00:06:25,261 --> 00:06:27,179 and how to dance to Madonna. 160 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:29,390 - Gary: Madonna? - Selina: What? 161 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,308 - (Ben snickers) - Was I supposed to say that? 162 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:36,021 You know, back in college, my girlfriends would... 163 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:38,399 Boyfriends... my friends... 164 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,568 Perhaps it did need some reworking. 165 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,630 Thank you so much for your assistance, abbas. 166 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:45,489 They're bringing the journalist out. 167 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,992 - Is he a friend of yours? - Leon? Oh, god, no. 168 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,244 He is the asshole of an asshole's asshole. 169 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,127 I feel bad for the guys who had to guard him. 170 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,331 - Mike. - Leon. 171 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:55,809 A face I never thought I'd want to kiss. 172 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,918 - I still don't. - Nice hotel? 173 00:06:58,002 --> 00:07:00,021 Yeah, I'll have something to say about it on tripadvisor. 174 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:03,257 - "Worst minibar ever." (Laughs) - Amongst other things, yeah. 175 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,509 Oh, this is abbas, our liaison. 176 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,636 - Leon west. - Apologies, Mr. West. 177 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:11,640 Both countries had to deny the visit, but now we confirm. 178 00:07:11,724 --> 00:07:12,975 Wait, both countries? 179 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,476 Uh, his English isn't very good. 180 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,020 Leon: It sounded fine to me. 181 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,439 And you, sir, get to fly home on air force one. 182 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:20,065 - Whoa. - Yeah. 183 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:21,984 I'm shallow enough for that to be exciting. 184 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,827 Did you know it can survive a nuclear blast? 185 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,195 - Yeah. - Yeah. 186 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,197 Not that you guys are planning one. 187 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,575 I... ignore me. I don't know why I said that. 188 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,077 His English isn't very good. 189 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,330 (Laughs) Well, let's get you going. 190 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:37,041 The president has a big-ass scotch on the rocks for you. 191 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,960 - Yeah. - Which is iced tea. It's iced tea. 192 00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:42,296 - Thank you, abbas. - Mike. 193 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,380 Thank you. 194 00:07:47,343 --> 00:07:50,220 - Safe trip. - Safe stay. 195 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:56,226 So let's celebrate all things "I" and gbt. Huh? 196 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:01,649 Though these days we use the more inclusive lgbtq. 197 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,694 We do! Um... 198 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,696 And I 199 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:13,160 respect all people's rights to be a "."Q 200 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:14,787 or rather just "."Q 201 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,331 - yeah. - Just "."Q 202 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,541 sounds like he's learning a sex alphabet. 203 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:24,004 I've seen a salmon in a grizzly's mouth look less panicky than that. 204 00:08:24,797 --> 00:08:27,341 Everybody knows that "q" means questioning. 205 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,051 (Laughing) 206 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,765 Ironically, the straight guy is very stiff around the gay guy. 207 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:35,933 (Stifled laugh) 208 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:39,144 Our polling said that he was widely perceived as quite wooden. 209 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,397 Amy: Why were you polling him? 210 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:44,775 I was polling him against other potential running mates. 211 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:48,278 - Amy: Just move! - I'm not a backwards Walker, Amy. 212 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,657 The president promised Doyle he'd be on the ticket 213 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:55,369 and she wouldn't poll other possible running mates. 214 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,995 No one told me that. 215 00:08:57,079 --> 00:09:00,207 Yet again, the left hand has no idea what the right hand is doing 216 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:03,544 and the freakish middle hand is punching me repeatedly in the tits. 217 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:04,920 Well, that was an education. 218 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,088 (Groans) 219 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,757 I mean, what I really want to do is get into lobbying. 220 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:12,052 But it's only been, like, six weeks and three days, so I'm not sweating it. 221 00:09:12,136 --> 00:09:14,138 Oh, hold on. I got another call. 222 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:18,183 Sidney, hey! It's so funny. 223 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:21,645 I was literallyjust commenting to a friend about lobb... 224 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,647 Yeah, you're right, that's not interesting. 225 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,441 Yes, I would love to come in. 226 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,651 Dan: So this is pkm. 227 00:09:28,152 --> 00:09:29,778 This place is huge. 228 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:31,548 Sidney: Yep. Wait till you see the dolphinarium. 229 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:32,932 It's right near the Latin quarter. 230 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,533 And he's got the red-light district. 231 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,368 God, this place is so awesome. 232 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:37,953 I kind of feel like hitting on it. 233 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,848 Well, there's women here you can do that to if you wanted. 234 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:42,916 - Inoficed. - So, Dan, here's my pitch. 235 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,712 I can make you so rich, you could pay Bill Gates to give you a lap dance. 236 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,231 - (Chuckles) - Let me hear your pitch. 237 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,549 - Ah, well, I'm smart, well-connected... - Uh-huh. 238 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,468 And fired. Yeah, don't forget fired. 239 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:53,927 - Fired up... - Oh, okay. 240 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:56,513 To put my contacts to work for your clients. 241 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,640 Well, that's music to my wallet. 242 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:01,268 But are you ready to take a dump on Mike mclintock's doorstep? 243 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,173 Like an initiation kind of thing? 244 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:07,024 No, I mean, can you take on clients 245 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,307 who are best served by you shitting on the meyer agenda? 246 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,879 Oh, uh, well, let me think about that. 247 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:12,988 - Yeah. Yeah. - Great. (Laughs) 248 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,632 We'll get to that doorstep thing later, though. 249 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,376 Dan: Yeah, I'll still do that. I'm into it. 250 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:18,786 Mike: Ma'am, may I present the hero of the hour 251 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:19,953 along with yourself. 252 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:21,622 Welcome aboard air force one. 253 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,582 - Thank you, ma'am. - Oh, gosh. Oh. 254 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,376 Okay, are we still doing it? 255 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:27,878 (Camera clicking) 256 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,756 Okay. Great, yeah. 257 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,674 - He needs deodorant. - Uh-huh. 258 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:36,261 Well, I am so happy to see you, Leon. 259 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,764 We really did work tirelessly for your release. 260 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,600 Well, thank you, madam president. I haven't slept very much. 261 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,683 Well, I'm sure food is the last thing on your mind. 262 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,205 I know it's the last thing on my mind. 263 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:46,873 - I wonder if you're hungry, though. - Yes, I am. 264 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,708 Because I'll tell you something, the adrenaline 265 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:52,027 on this mideast trip has just kept me from eating anything. 266 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,546 Did you just say you do want something to eat? 267 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,589 - Yes, thank you. - You do? 268 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,698 - Oh, is that food? - No. 269 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,450 It's a... it's deodorant. 270 00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:01,745 Huh. Uh... 271 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,164 All right. 272 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,499 Uh, what would you like to eat? 273 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,292 Anything that's not chickpeas. 274 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,002 (Both laugh) 275 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:13,715 Hey! Why are those lovely long legs walking away from me? 276 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:15,592 Probably means you. 277 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,678 Yeah, it's okay. I got... I got this. 278 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,263 Teddy: I am not in the blame game, 279 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,808 but that rainbow-colored clusterfuck in there was entirely your fault. 280 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,727 Whoa, okay, no. Kent davison polled other candidates for veep. 281 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:29,231 What the fuck? Did you just throw Kent into the blender to save your own ass? 282 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,252 Not fully into the blender. Maybejust a little bit. Just the toe, 'cause... 283 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:35,046 That is the Jonah I've been trying to wake up since the day you got here. 284 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:38,115 And Kent davison is a disloyal fucking prick. 285 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,033 I fucking hate Kent. 286 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:43,620 I want to wipe that neutral expression off his face. 287 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,056 - Here's how we're gonna do it. - Okay. 288 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:49,167 We're gonna leak that the vp is dissatisfied and that he's thinking of walking. 289 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:52,004 We're gonna force potus to back Doyle. 290 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,547 I will not let you down. 291 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,091 All right, so what kind of media contacts do you have? 292 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,677 - Liz kerrigan. - Liz? 293 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,971 - Liz. - How hard can you work this Liz? 294 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,015 Oh, my god. I can ride her hard, hang her up wet. 295 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,474 I like what I'm seeing, all right? 296 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,018 - Show me more. - Thank you, I will. 297 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,311 - Give 'em both barrels. - Oh! 298 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,645 Fucking nightmare. 299 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,606 Selina: It's just been such a magical time. 300 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,126 And I wish I could have visited every country in the whole world. 301 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,402 You know? Even New Zealand. 302 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,571 People are now comparing me to Nixon, I heard, right? 303 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,799 - They didn't mean your looks. - No, no, no, I don't mean that. 304 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,450 But, I mean, I'll take the comparison. 305 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,844 So where would you like to begin? 306 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:25,037 Well, I don't really know what's happened lately 307 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,457 because I've been locked in a hotel room without access to the outside world. 308 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,767 Of course. You know what we need to do? 309 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,102 We need to get Leon some of the press clippings. 310 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,686 I think he'd like to see some of those. 311 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,188 - Should I check on his food first? - Yes. 312 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,815 - No, no, get him the press clippings. - Gary: Yeah. 313 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:41,219 First of all, the talks in Israel went so well that I was delayed a day getting here. 314 00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:44,264 And then the talks here were just amazing. 315 00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:47,559 So, just to clarify, you were delayed by a day. 316 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,895 - Yeah. - My release was delayed by a day. 317 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,688 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 318 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,899 Here's those press clippings. 319 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,276 Um, what I would like you to do is check on Leon's food. 320 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,779 - 'Cause I know you're hungry. - Yeah. 321 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:02,199 - Ben, wake up. - Gary, why are you giving me all that Ambien? 322 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,660 - Mike. Mike. It's Mike. - Mike. Mike. 323 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,387 Mike: We got a problem with the vice president. 324 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,038 Okay, um, hang... I'll be right back. 325 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,515 - I don't know what this is all about. - Sure. 326 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,291 - What's going on? - Ma'am, Liz kerrigan 327 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:13,126 is running a story that Doyle is unhappy. 328 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:16,213 Should I go and see if there's any chatter about this on the press plane? 329 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,298 Christ, it's that data fuck. 330 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:19,925 No. I don't know. Yes. 331 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,301 Let's just go with I don't know. 332 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,112 Okay, please nobody look, but Leon's watching. 333 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,614 Selina: Okay, so just go in there and distract him. 334 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,391 Give him a handjob if you have to, just get it done, okay? 335 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,017 (Clears throat) 336 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,312 (Chuckling) Wow, two weeks detained. 337 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:33,689 That is hard. 338 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,316 - I was in a hotel, so it wasn't that bad. - No. 339 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,444 Leon is starting to think that his release was delayed by a day 340 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,488 because my arrival here was delayed by a day. 341 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,011 He's gonna figure out that we didn't okay his release till now 342 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,593 and then he'll write something bad about that. 343 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:46,743 - That could be bad. - Yeah. 344 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:47,953 - That is bad. - It is bad. 345 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,039 And Leon wanting to say it's bad is really bad. It's worse. 346 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,667 Okay, look, in seven seconds, you come in there, Ben, 347 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,503 you grab me by the hair and you drag me out, okay? 348 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,213 - Are you listening? Okay. - Yeah. 349 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:01,550 We got to find out where this Doyle story is coming from. 350 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,301 I'll check out the press plane. 351 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,803 You must be very tired. 352 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,930 Would you like to put a pin in this for a moment? 353 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,054 Some people might think that the American government 354 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,726 detaining an American journalist 355 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:13,061 so that you can have a photo op might look bad. 356 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,730 Can you see that? 357 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:18,442 - Leon, I respect you so much as a journalist. - Leon: Thank you. 358 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:22,654 And when Ben and iwere first, uh, discussing the peace talks, 359 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:25,532 isaid to Ben, isaid, "Ben. Ben, I... 360 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,409 Ma'am, state department. 361 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,054 - Oh, this I've got to take. Excuse me. Hello? - Leon: Never stops, does it? 362 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,747 - Leon, you need to rest. - Mmm-hmm. 363 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:35,042 I just had one second of sleep and I feel great. 364 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:39,296 Okay, maybe the guys in the press plane would like me to go over there 365 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:43,050 and tell them about the us government imprisoning a guy in Iran. 366 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,093 Go get Mike from the press plane. 367 00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:47,012 - Fucking idiots. - Selina: Yeah. 368 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,513 We've got to hold him hostage here. 369 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,158 Do you understand? We've got to take off now. 370 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:51,683 Mike and Gary are off the plane. 371 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,207 We have a pilot on the plane, right? 372 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,062 Okay, so let's go. We've got to go. 373 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,563 Leon, you've got to sit down. 374 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,066 I'm a bad flyer and I might need somebody to hold me. 375 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,193 Are you seriously detaining me again? 376 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,527 Am I being rendered? 377 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,946 No, you're being friendered. 378 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:08,992 So just please accept our compulsory hospitality. 379 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,704 Oh, Jesus, that suit. 380 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:14,915 My gosh, you look like a middle-school teacher. 381 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:18,001 Okay, that's Erica. She's gonna take you out and buy you some real suits. 382 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,087 Not these government-issued rags you're wearing. 383 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,631 She's not exactly government-issue herself, is she? 384 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,926 - Yeah. Hey, don't even look at her. - Oh. 385 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,637 I'm kidding. Or am I? 386 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,640 Huh? No, seriously, I'm just fucking with you, Dan. 387 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:32,849 (Both laugh) 388 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,578 So listen, tonight we're gonna put you on TV as a political commentator. 389 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,770 - Yes! - Yeah? 390 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,272 Finally, something good to watch on the idiot box. 391 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,650 We've just started lobbying for glacé cherries, 392 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,944 so mention glacé cherries. 393 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:47,280 Well, how do I work in glacé cherries into a political roundtable? 394 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,908 You'll figure it out. Listen, you give me glacé cherries, 395 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,577 and I'll give you a bed of money with pussy on the nightstand. 396 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,704 Maybe Erica. But not her. 397 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,832 - No. - But maybe. 398 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,917 (Laughs) We'll just let that hang. 399 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,920 - Yeah, yeah. I know. - Stay on your toes, buddy. 400 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,505 It's gonna be like that the entire time you're here. 401 00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:10,971 Hey, that's air force one. 402 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,141 Oh, my god. What the hell is happening? 403 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,810 - Why are they leaving us? - Are we at war? 404 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,996 - Is it here? Sweet Jesus. - No, it can't be. It can't be. 405 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,190 - Oh, sweet Jesus. - Stop saying Jesus. Stop it! 406 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,817 Leon: This is how I see it. 407 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,319 I say the us is planning a secret trip. 408 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:29,239 The Iranians ask you to confirm the secret trip. 409 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,117 You say there's no secret trip because it's a secret. 410 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,495 They think I'm James Bond and detain me. 411 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,789 Leon, you're no fucking James Bond. 412 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,625 Journalism is storytelling. 413 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:44,504 You tell your story about your bravery, your integrity, 414 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,715 and how we rescued you and gave you warm nuts. 415 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,050 The Iranians detained me because of you. 416 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,677 That's my story. 417 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,637 They detained me an extra day because of you. 418 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,097 That's my other story. 419 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,766 Now, you want to be rescued or not, you ungrateful shit? 420 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,019 My release was delayed because the president 421 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,646 wanted to grab the headlines for freeing an American, 422 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,524 an American she deliberately did not de-detain. 423 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:10,405 Jonah, either get Leon's mom to the air base or buy yourself a very convincing wig. 424 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,365 - Where's Kent? - I don't know. 425 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,968 Maybe he's bitten off his tracking device. 426 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,911 He should be here by now. This is not okay. 427 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,038 - Mike. - Break out the yellow ribbon, sue. 428 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:21,708 - We are stranded in Iran. - I'm really scared, sue. 429 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,377 Man up, Gary. Or at least lady down a bit. 430 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,838 Gary and Mike have been left behind in Iran. 431 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:29,090 Wonderful. It's black hawk down with Laurel and Hardy. 432 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,551 Amy, if anyone asks, no one's been left behind in Iran. 433 00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,720 There you are. Where have you been? 434 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,222 I grew a small beard here. 435 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:38,934 Bill, of my various walking paces, I selected moderate-to-fast. 436 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,162 The press are saying that the vp is unhappy with the president. 437 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,581 - That doesn't make me happy. - Because of the secret polling? 438 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,566 Or because he's heard that someone has hacked the data of dead children? 439 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:49,194 Or a third reason which is even worse than those? 440 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,172 We've got to get inside Doyle's head, find out what he knows. 441 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,073 - Get out. - No, come in. You get out. 442 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,366 (Phone ringing) 443 00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:56,135 Mike, why exactly are you calling me? 444 00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:59,037 - What do we do, sue? - There's a back-up plane. 445 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,956 Find the back-up plane. 446 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,251 Mike: Come on! Gary: Oh, my god. Where is it? 447 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,086 - Mike: I don't know! - Gary: Oh, shit! 448 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:08,463 - Mike: Pardonne. Pardonne. - Gary: That's French! 449 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,842 Ooh, am I in the wrong place? 450 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,928 - Is this qvc? - Amy. 451 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,764 Hear you're lobbying with Sidney purcell now. 452 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:21,851 The man whose dream vacation is hunting the street kids of rio on a human safari. 453 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,062 Not lobbying. No, that'd be illegal. 454 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,814 I'm a consultant. And I gotta say, 455 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,918 I like the guy a hell of a lot more ever since he told me how rich I'm gonna be. 456 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,062 Sorry you got fired. You were almost good at your job, 457 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,255 which really made you stand out. 458 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,947 Right back at you. 459 00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:36,509 Can't be this nice to each other on air, you know. 460 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,952 Oh, I know. May the best man win. 461 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,595 - And that'll be me. - Which will be me. 462 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,749 Mike! Mike! 463 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,293 I found the back-up plane. Come on. 464 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,794 Thank god. 465 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,480 Mike: I've never had strong feelings for a plane, 466 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:51,756 but right now I would cheat on Wendy with that thing. 467 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,634 Jonah, we need to talk. 468 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,558 We are just in the car with Leon west's mother. 469 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,096 Do you need anything, ma'am? 470 00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,140 No, I'm good. Thank you. 471 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,266 Great. 472 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:04,102 Jonah, I know something's happening at the vp's office. 473 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,354 Oh. Okay, you do. 474 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,315 Bill: I need you to tell me what's going on. 475 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,192 And, uh, do I have to tell you that right now? 476 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,277 Yes, you do. 477 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,213 You know, I was thinking we could stop for a coffee. 478 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,072 Uh, Teddy's been touching me. 479 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,449 Richard: Or tea. 480 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,451 Uh... just processing that. 481 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:20,744 Wait, Mr. Davison? 482 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,704 Shit, am I on speakerphone? 483 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,706 (Scoffs) Sorry, Jonah, what happened exactly? 484 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,837 Um... well, he, uh... 485 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,174 He... he cupped my testicles. 486 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:37,594 On another occasion, he, uh, patted 487 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,847 or tapped on my testicles. 488 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,224 And then on another occasion, 489 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:46,019 he, uh, held my testicles for a significantly long time. 490 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,355 Guess what. I just got engaged. 491 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,690 Are you fucking kidding me? Catherine's there, too? 492 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:51,775 Hi, Jonah. 493 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,651 Jason proposed and I said yes. 494 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,445 Well, shit, congratulations. 495 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,864 - Marriage is good. - It's a fine institution. 496 00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,991 Don't tell my mom. I want to surprise her. 497 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,870 Jonah, is there anything else you want to tell us? 498 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,872 I don't know. Is there anybody else in the room? 499 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,540 Just myself and bill again. 500 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:10,210 - And I'm here taking notes. - Sue's there! Fuck! 501 00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:13,046 Okay, well, no. There's nothing else that I have to say. 502 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,929 I'm pretty sure that I'm the only one that Teddy's been touching, okay? 503 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,884 - Thanks, guys. Great talk. - (Beeps) 504 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,967 Okay, we got nothing out of that but a funny story. 505 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,363 Gary: Plane's broken. We can't take off. 506 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,368 They said it's gonna be a week until they get the part. 507 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,828 Jesus Christ, the Chinese can 3-d print a hundred houses in that time. 508 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,373 Fuck! Why isn't there a back-up plane for the back-up plane, Mike? 509 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,940 We need to get on the press plane. 510 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,650 The press hates us, especially you. 511 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,944 - They can't stand you. - We have booze, Gary. 512 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,488 And they have a crippling dependency. 513 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,257 - Gary: What, is this gonna work? - In a dry country, 514 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,001 the man with all the booze holds the cards. 515 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,702 (Knock on door) 516 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,622 - Yeah? - Ma'am, you actually do have a phone call. 517 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,458 - Oh. - It's Kent and bill on speaker. 518 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,001 Hey, guys, what's up? 519 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,295 Ma'am, we're worried that Doyle knows about the polling. 520 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,423 - What polling? - Kent. 521 00:20:56,506 --> 00:21:00,135 I thought it might be useful to see how Doyle is performing as veep. 522 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:04,597 I specifically promised Doyle that I would not do that, Kent. 523 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:07,851 I apologize. But it did throw up some very interesting results. 524 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:11,521 But I will run those by you at a less angry time. 525 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,982 We have what we think is a very smart plan of action. 526 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,525 - It's brilliant. - Quite brilliant. 527 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:19,404 We tell Doyle that your campaign used stolen data to target bereaved parents. 528 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:24,617 Why in the name of pixelated fuck would you do that? My god! 529 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:27,495 And can you please use code when we're talking about this? 530 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:31,332 Use the word, I don't know, "cupcake" instead of "data." 531 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:34,878 And use "happy" instead of "bereaved," or something. 532 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,255 It binds him to us. Infects him. 533 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:40,633 And elements of his office were cc'd on e-mails mentioning the breach. 534 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:43,219 Exactly. He will be as involved as the rest of us 535 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,639 in targeting happy parents after stealing cupcakes 536 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,141 about their dead children. 537 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:52,645 (Scoffs) Fine. Inject him with the happy cupcake virus, all right? 538 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,481 I hope he swells up and dies. 539 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,357 That's not code, by the way. 540 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,861 Wow. Ben, why don't I know what's going on here? 541 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:00,945 I don't know. 542 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,789 I'm supposed to have my finger on the button. 543 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,200 But for all I know, it's been rewired 544 00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:08,786 and I'm just operating some sort of light in a closet somewhere. 545 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,663 And what are we gonna do about Leon? 546 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,766 I'm gonna treat him like my own brother... (Clears throat) 547 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,418 Who I had murdered back in '86. 548 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:19,297 The president is charming the middle east. 549 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:22,008 But apparently her own vp is unhappy with her? 550 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,511 Not true. And we 're discussing rumors? 551 00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:26,179 Is this a news channel or a dorm room? 552 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:29,849 You could say, uh, that the president's Iran visit 553 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:34,270 puts a delicious glacé cherry on the cake of selina meyer's tour. 554 00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:37,023 Well, welcome back from the wasteland. 555 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,400 Here's to us. To a job well done on your part. 556 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:42,028 - You were great. - Yeah, I know. 557 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:44,280 You know, we could still be great. 558 00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:46,199 We could? 559 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,450 Oh, yeah. 560 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,286 Can I ask you something? 561 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,829 Uh-oh. 562 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,040 Am I that transparent? Really? 563 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,876 Oh, Dan, you kind of are. 564 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,378 Well, Amy, 565 00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:00,922 I would love it 566 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,049 if you would give me 567 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:05,468 access to the white house. 568 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:09,931 What? 569 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,567 You think I was gonna ask you something else? 570 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:14,978 - No. - Okay. 571 00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:17,689 (Cell phone ringing) 572 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,567 - Yeah? - Sue: Amy, bad news. 573 00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:23,570 Ericsson told Doyle that the campaign used 574 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:26,281 dead kids' data to target recently bereaved parents. 575 00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:29,367 God, that is some elaborate self-sabotage right there. 576 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,161 That is cirque du soleil suicide bombing. 577 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,414 Go back in time and stop that from happening. 578 00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:39,669 - You okay? - I feel like I'm on a life-support machine 579 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,672 and they keep pulling the plug to charge their phones. 580 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,340 - Tequila? - Yeah. 581 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:47,552 - My god, this is so scary. - Quiet down, Gary. 582 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,280 - Gary: It's just really scary. - Hurry up and be quiet... 583 00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:50,823 - Gary: (Gasps) Oh, my god. - Oh, you're kidding. 584 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:52,449 - Gary: Jesus. Oh, my god. - Pick them up! 585 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,193 Mike: I don't want to go to jail over here. 586 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,936 We've got about 10 seconds to drink everything 587 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:58,354 and then eat the bottles. 588 00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,023 (Knock on door) 589 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:02,400 You wanted to see me, ma'am? 590 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:03,818 Oh, did I wake you up? 591 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,653 Uh, no. 592 00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:07,113 Come in. Come in, come in. 593 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:09,032 You don't look good, man. 594 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:12,285 You look like the cabin depressurized and you fell into a coma or something. 595 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,621 - No, I'm... I'm fine. - Sit. Sit. 596 00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:16,247 Ben: (Groans) So... 597 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,708 What's up, ma'am? 598 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,668 I'm not in control, Ben. I'm really not. 599 00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:23,147 - Well, we have pilots for that. - You know what I mean. 600 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:25,632 Leon, Kent's polling, 601 00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:27,383 dead kids baked in the cupcakes. 602 00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:31,679 So all of this has confirmed for me that I made the right decision 603 00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:33,514 when I decided to bring in somebody else. 604 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:36,726 That's great. More minds the merrier. 605 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,311 - Uh-huh. - That's a saying, I think. 606 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,731 No, I don't think it is. Her name is Karen Collins. 607 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,317 Okay? You might remember her from my old iawyering days. 608 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,818 - No. - I mean, seriously, Ben, 609 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,320 she's everything that I'm missing. 610 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,573 She's smart, she's capable, she's organized. 611 00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:54,661 She sounds like the, um, 612 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:56,496 complete package. 613 00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:58,998 Oh, no, no. But, I mean, you know, don't misunderstand me. 614 00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:02,460 Because, I mean, obviously I so respect you, Ben, 615 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:05,004 and I think you're incredibly capable. 616 00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:07,840 And I also think that you... 617 00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:10,510 (Snoring) 618 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:12,553 Ben? 619 00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:17,308 I need to see the president for a debrief and a pre-brief. 620 00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:20,353 Back off, Cary Grant, okay? Vice president is first up. 621 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:22,247 - No... - I need to tell my mom that I got engaged. 622 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,649 - Oh, also I got engaged. - Yeah, so did I. 623 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,193 - To her. That's obvious. - Amy: Hmm. 624 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:29,654 Okay, congrats. And, uh... listen, listen up. 625 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:32,281 The first thing that's gonna happen once the president lands 626 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,218 - is a debrief and then we're... - (Indistinct chatter) 627 00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:36,160 Why does it feel like nobody is listening to me? 628 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:37,620 This is tough for you, huh? 629 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,540 Looks like someone needs to learn some management skills. 630 00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:42,208 I'm sorry, who the fuck are you? 631 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:45,211 Oh, I'm Karen Collins, the president's new senior advisor. 632 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,255 My specialty... common sense. 633 00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:48,631 I need to talk to my mom. 634 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,591 Oh, my god, Catherine, look at you. 635 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,510 Do you remember me? 636 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,429 Of course. Yeah. 637 00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:55,972 I really need to talk to my mom. 638 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,474 Oh, let's handle it, then. Dive in. Let's dive in. 639 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:03,146 So I obviously knew about this Karen. 640 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,313 Were you told? 641 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:06,566 Senior advisor, yes. 642 00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:08,693 - Oh, sure. Of course. - Yeah. 643 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,403 - Amy, hey. - Yeah, what? 644 00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:14,907 Um, we have Leon west's mom, and shejust looks, um... 645 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:16,701 Just very terrible. 646 00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:19,912 I... talk to this... talk to Karen. 647 00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:21,873 Um, her specialty is common sense. 648 00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:23,708 That's right. Good memory. 649 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,377 - I'm Jonah Ryan. - Pleasure to meet you. I'm Karen. 650 00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:28,421 Sue, if anybody asks for me. 651 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,840 I've gone outside to scream into the night. 652 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:32,717 Okay. 653 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,051 Have one for me, too. 654 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:36,262 Selina: Did you rest? 655 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:38,473 - I slept like a drugged log. - Good. 656 00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:39,599 How do I look? 657 00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:40,683 Very tired. 658 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:43,603 You know, Gary usually sugarcoats that. 659 00:26:43,686 --> 00:26:44,771 Tired? 660 00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:46,022 God. 661 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:49,025 Did my eye just twitch? 662 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,865 Hey, Catherine, about earlier. 663 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:58,326 - The molesting. - What? 664 00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:00,870 Wait, what? 665 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,039 Hey, look. There's your mom. 666 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:07,084 This isn'tjust about me. 667 00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:11,464 This is about the strength of these two 668 00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:14,091 beautiful people. 669 00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:19,472 I am most humbled to have played my small part 670 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:21,140 in human history. 671 00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,559 Mike: I'm not gonna make it to the cottage, Wendy. 672 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,062 I'm in Iran. 673 00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:30,399 Turns out you can't buy a boarding pass with tiny bottles of Jack Daniel's. 674 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:32,169 - Ben: Wow, that was great. - Selina: Wasn't it? 675 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:34,379 - A lot of people need to talk to you. - Okay, that's fine. 676 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:35,780 - Mom. - Catherine! 677 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:38,157 - We're engaged. - No, you're not. 678 00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:40,493 - Yes, we are. - But we are. 679 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:41,911 I'm 48. 680 00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:43,704 Put your hand down. 681 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:47,017 - Well, it's nice to have you back, ma'am. - Yeah. 682 00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:48,459 - And so... - Selina: Karen! 683 00:27:48,543 --> 00:27:50,419 - I'm here. - I'm gonna give you a hug. 684 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:51,605 All right. Great to see you. 685 00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:53,923 - I'm so glad to see you. - (Both laugh) 686 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:56,300 - You guys met? - Yes. 687 00:27:56,384 --> 00:27:57,718 - Great. Great. - Besties. 688 00:27:57,802 --> 00:27:58,928 Let's get off the tarmac. 689 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,430 Mike: I'm not snacking. I'm on my diet. 690 00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:03,724 It's a celery stick. 691 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:06,435 All right, it's a cookie. 692 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:08,771 I've had dates every day. 693 00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:10,940 You know dates are a dessert?