1 00:00:19,437 --> 00:00:20,757 Mike: I'd like to begin by saying 2 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:22,857 there is only one thing on anybody's mind today... 3 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:25,651 The president's hosting of her first state visit. 4 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:28,821 After welcoming the Israeli prime minister to the white house... 5 00:00:28,905 --> 00:00:30,281 Did he dye his mustache? 6 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,684 To ensure that they seize this... 7 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:33,868 Holy shit, he dyed his mustache. 8 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:36,829 It's vanity. He's the TV face of the administration. 9 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,123 But he's glued cheetos to that face. 10 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:41,918 He looks like yosemite Sam. 11 00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:43,586 Yeah, without the credibility. 12 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,422 He's gonna get his tits done next. 13 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:50,134 - Sean? - Today's the president's 33rd day in office. 14 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:53,471 She's outlasted William Henry Harrison, our shortest serving president. 15 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,473 - How's she feel about that? - She feels great, 16 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:58,267 unlike president Harrison who contracted pneumonia 17 00:00:58,351 --> 00:00:59,894 during his inaugural address and died. 18 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:02,563 Thanks, ladies and gentlemen. 19 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:04,565 Nice work, Mike. You're on fire. 20 00:01:04,649 --> 00:01:06,484 Nope, wait. It's your mustache. 21 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,152 I call it tangerine dream. 22 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:09,671 Hey, are we getting cocktails later? 23 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,322 No, I can't. I've got to get home. 24 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:14,075 You... 25 00:01:14,158 --> 00:01:17,870 - Can you imagine? - No. We love to drink. 26 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:21,624 So our concern is debate time for families first. 27 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:24,126 Our friends on the rules committee need a shove. 28 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:26,337 So you want me to rule the house rules committee. 29 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,648 Yeah, if anyone can do this, Dan, 30 00:01:27,672 --> 00:01:30,174 I'm confident you or the guy we hired to replace you can. 31 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:33,511 Gary: I am really excited about this Israeli visit. 32 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,179 Gonna be a good day, guys. 33 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:37,473 Middle east, middle easy. 34 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,534 I'm a little concerned about the dinner centerpieces, 35 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:40,953 - 'cause I feel like they... - Whatever. 36 00:01:40,977 --> 00:01:43,104 I'm handling world peace, okay? 37 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:47,858 You just go make the room pretty, I.E., the opposite of that fucking monstrosity. 38 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:49,777 What is that? Picasso's heavy period? 39 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:52,780 - President Hughes loved it. - Is that why his wife tried to kill herself? 40 00:01:54,073 --> 00:01:56,158 Ben: I think it's called a man who shits triangles. 41 00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:57,962 Bad enough having the Pentagon up your ass. 42 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,037 Where is Amy, by the way? 43 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:02,373 She's campaign manager, this is a campaign meeting. 44 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,542 I mean, I've got to go save the world. 45 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,460 I know that sounds like hyperbole, but... 46 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:07,962 - But you do. Yeah. - I do, in fact. 47 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,672 I actually do do have to do that. 48 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,258 I just got a text from Amy. "I'm a latte?" 49 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,635 - Huh? - Does she mean she's late? 50 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,015 Amy: You said there wouldn't be traffic. 51 00:02:19,724 --> 00:02:21,726 - This is traffic. - Yep. 52 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:25,313 Could be anything. Accident up ahead, active shooter. 53 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:27,315 Well, probably not that. 54 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:30,860 You make me any more late, and I look you in this car and have it compacted. 55 00:02:32,028 --> 00:02:33,821 - How about some music? Hmm? - No. 56 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,156 I bluetoothed your phone, so... 57 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:37,408 Amy's voice: Memo to self. It is winnable. 58 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,785 - Delete the private polling. - Oh, turn that off. 59 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:41,888 - I thought I had it on shuffle. - Call Pete about the cable spot. 60 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:44,498 Also, hair. Ask marianne about electrolysis. 61 00:02:45,458 --> 00:02:48,544 The campaign, the whole comm strategy... 62 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:51,505 We've got too many balls being dropped right now. 63 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:55,593 For instance, we've got yet another appalling 64 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,262 photograph of Catherine. 65 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,349 No offense, honey, but, I mean, look at yourself. 66 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:02,892 It's not my fault. The press doesn't take me seriously 67 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:06,354 because I don't have a role here. I need a core role. 68 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:08,522 Yeah, that's a very good idea. 69 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:10,816 She has good organizational skills. 70 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:14,320 - She turned around the college film society. - I transformed it, mom. 71 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:15,756 She... she... good for you. 72 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,698 Ma'am, I've got a virtual Amy. 73 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:20,076 Ma 'am, I am so sorry. 74 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:24,038 Oh, can't she just call in? I feel like I'm on trial in the future. 75 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:27,458 Ma'am, if I could interrupt. I really think that... 76 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,711 Uh, Amy, it's filtering out like every other word. 77 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,147 Usually I just do that myself. 78 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:36,884 Okay, this is why we need a steady hand like bill ericsson. 79 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,761 By the way, I'm bringing in bill ericsson. 80 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,764 But madam president, did you just say bill ericsson? 81 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,975 Ma'am, I... ooh! 82 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,274 Selina: Oh, okay, I can't look at that anymore. 83 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,188 It's bad enough looking at Mike's mustache. 84 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,732 Have you seen that thing? It's like he ate a volcano. 85 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:54,568 Uh, ma'am, we do have that issue of national security, 86 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:56,362 so I'm afraid that Catherine right now... 87 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,406 Oh, okay. Catherine, you have to get out, honey. 88 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,074 - Go. - Kent: Sorry, I apologize. 89 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:05,079 Madam president, I'd like to state that I think that 90 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,164 Catherine is a valuable asset. 91 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:08,457 - Yeah. - And daughter. 92 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:12,169 But her likability index is 93 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:14,422 shallow. 94 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:15,673 What? 95 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,341 We polled her popularity. 96 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,511 How dare you? 97 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:24,014 How could you have the audacity to... 98 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,477 Oh, these are not good. 99 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:31,689 Okay, well, she's gonna have to be told. 100 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:32,982 Gently, of course. 101 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:35,484 But who's going to do that? 102 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,175 - I believe I have the skills, ma'am. - Hmm, there you go. 103 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:43,951 Fine. You do it, Kent. 104 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,453 Okay... what? 105 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:48,456 Ma'am, today is a very special day. 106 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:51,041 I know. I'm building a road map to peace. 107 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:53,043 Not just that, ma'am. Not just that. 108 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:58,507 Don't tell me it's happy Harrison day. I outlived some dead idiot president. Wow. 109 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:02,904 - Selina: What? - It's Ben's birthday. 110 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:03,929 Selina: Oh! 111 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,474 - My birthday. - Happy birthday, Ben. 112 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,975 - Wow, that was quick. - Ben: Yeah. 113 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,478 - We have a cake? - No. 114 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:16,233 All right, well, that was a good interruption. 115 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:18,027 Thanks. 116 00:05:20,738 --> 00:05:22,239 No, no, no. No, no, no. 117 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:24,283 Ah, William Henry Harrison. 118 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:27,286 - Oh, god, at least somebody... - Noticed this horrible cake? 119 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,497 You're welcome. 120 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,415 Just go ahead. 121 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:35,836 Hey, Jonah. 122 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,213 Hello. Hi. Hello, sir. 123 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,016 Better think of a way to make me feel good. 124 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,301 Okay, of course. 125 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,136 Uh, I could go get you some pringles or... 126 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:46,222 Teddy done you a solid. 127 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:51,936 On my advice, the veep's gonna ask you to be in the families first talks with Dan egan. 128 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:54,146 Oh, that's fantastic news, sir. 129 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:57,525 You simultaneously made my day and ruined his. 130 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:59,068 Thank you. Shine brightly. 131 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:01,529 Tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap. 132 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:03,072 All good? 133 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,157 - Yeah. Yeah. - Doyle: Yeah? 134 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,934 Gary: See, we need bigger centerpieces for the state dinner tonight. 135 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:15,977 I don't care about the cost. You got to get on that. 136 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,503 Listen, please, please, please. 137 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:20,422 If anybody doesn't know the difference between a valance and a jabot, 138 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:21,586 I really need you to leave. 139 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,276 - Did the president's stylist get my notes? - Yes, he did. 140 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,718 Okay, thank god. Oh, my god. 141 00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:26,404 Did we get these from a homeless man's grave? 142 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,323 They're molesting my eyes. What's happening right now? 143 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:30,516 - There's my favorite guy. - Patty! 144 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,810 My favorite white house social secretary! 145 00:06:33,978 --> 00:06:35,747 - Did you hear about the centerpieces? - I did. 146 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,898 I heard you sent them back to centerpiece hell. 147 00:06:37,982 --> 00:06:39,382 I know. We felt they weren't right. 148 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:41,360 So this is coming from the president? 149 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:42,778 It's coming from us. 150 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:45,197 And the painting, she wants that swapped out, too? 151 00:06:45,281 --> 00:06:46,323 Yes, we do. 152 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:48,617 - And when you say that the centerpieces... - Hmm-hmm. 153 00:06:48,701 --> 00:06:49,868 Are not right, 154 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:55,583 can you just give me a little indication of what you mean when you say "not right?" 155 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,477 We just kind of feel like they need to be a different shape. 156 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,086 - They need to pop. - Okay. 157 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:00,838 - Okay, they need to pop? - Pop. 158 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,256 - No, I heard you. - Okay. 159 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,633 - Okay. - It is so good to find someone who gets us. 160 00:07:04,717 --> 00:07:06,176 - Mmm. - It really is. 161 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:09,179 Sue, I need to see the president right away. 162 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:12,808 Sure, Amy, I'll just tell the Israelis to move on, 'cause they love that. 163 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:15,227 All right, Richard, you need to hide Ben's ativan 164 00:07:15,311 --> 00:07:16,913 until he comes clean about bill ericsson. 165 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:20,482 - Hi, Amy. - Bill, it... it's good to see you. 166 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:23,503 - I hear you're working... - Working at the white house. Yes, I am. 167 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,279 - In what capacity? - What capacity? 168 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:29,199 I have a specific title, but a wide brief. Eliminate weaknesses. 169 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:31,619 That's a little Nazi doctor. 170 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,262 I'm the new director of communications. 171 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:36,832 Oh, that's cool, 'cause some of us thought you were the new campaign manager. 172 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,792 - Mmm! - Oh, no. I get it. Okay. 173 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:42,046 Well, I just wanted to say a friendly hello in an unfriendly way. 174 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,423 Hello. 175 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:50,220 Okay, I'm gonna try to say it right. 176 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:53,140 - Shalom aleichem. - Aleichem. Very good. 177 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,350 And welcome to america. 178 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,513 Israeli pm: Thank you very much for your hospitality. 179 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,647 All right, I don't mean to be abrupt, but this is over. Thank you. 180 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:03,460 Um, so I think we have a five-minute break and then we can resume, yes? 181 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,364 - Okay, very well. - Okay, wonderful. Thank you. 182 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:09,615 I like him. And I loathe politicians. 183 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:13,327 Um, madam president, a painting in the white house was removed this morning. 184 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,828 Should we go to the situation room? 185 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:18,165 It was the only work of art by a native American artist in the building. 186 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:21,960 I mean, who knew we even had one? It was the crazy triangles painting. 187 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:24,296 Native Americans are taking it as a slight, ma'am. 188 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:27,549 Then just issue a statement saying we had it sent out to be cleaned. 189 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:31,929 Actually, have bill ericsson do that because I'm having bill ericsson replace you. 190 00:08:32,096 --> 00:08:33,430 - Woman: Madam president? - Yeah? 191 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:35,241 Points of departure for the possible agreements 192 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,850 on the scale-down of blockades. 193 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:40,562 Who is that? 194 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:43,232 To be honest, I don't even know if she's one of ours. 195 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:45,835 20 bucks says she's Mossad. Come on, we've only got four minutes. 196 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,821 Okay. Sorry, Jim. I don't have time to explain my thinking on that. 197 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,744 It's just... I've got the middle east in here. 198 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:55,661 Even though we have our differences, 199 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:59,832 I think my mom brokering major peace talks is super awesome. 200 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,834 It is. Super awesome. 201 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:04,712 But I want to talk to you about a more personal matter. 202 00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:07,965 I didn't take drugs with those guys. I was just in their bus for half an hour. 203 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,845 That is good to know. 204 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:18,976 This is about the brand image of Catherine meyer, tm. 205 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,647 I asked you in because, um... 206 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,651 Catherine, america doesn't like you. 207 00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:30,779 - What? - That sounded way too harsh 208 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:32,423 when boiled down to a headline thought. 209 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,409 - Let me see that. - It's not that you are unlikable. 210 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:39,079 It's that there's a perception that you are unlikable. 211 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,707 They hate me. 212 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,626 I wouldn't say hate. You just... 213 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:48,380 Polarize opinion with the bulk of it gravitating to this pole here. 214 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:54,636 Oh, my. You have... 215 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,138 You have sharp shoulders. 216 00:09:56,221 --> 00:10:00,184 - This is like high school all over again. - Yeah, sure, kind of, but much bigger. 217 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,061 So let's talk about changing your narrative. 218 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:07,649 Customary shortcuts to public affirmation are military service or childbirth. 219 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:11,487 Okay, god, no, and, oh, my god, no, in that order. 220 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,489 Okay, well, then we go back to the idea 221 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:18,535 of turning that frown into the inverse of a frown. 222 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,040 - Upside down? - If you will. 223 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:31,316 So there wasn't even like a little part of you that thought I was gonna be in these talks? 224 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:35,260 Okay, look, just sit there in the meeting and let me take the lead. 225 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,679 If I need your help, I'll give you a signal. 226 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,348 Okay, what's the signal? 227 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,100 There's not gonna be a signal, Jonah. 228 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:44,579 - Hey. - Congressman Pierce, so good to see you. 229 00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:47,582 Hey, what's shakin', bacon? That's my way of saying hello, breaking the ice. 230 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:49,733 - God, it's good to see you. - This is my colleague. 231 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,944 - But you know what? Let's get started. - Yeah. 232 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,155 I really like your office. This is a great office. 233 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:56,716 The way you've arranged the furniture. 234 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,534 This horse guy over here, that painting. 235 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,661 This is the nicest office I've ever been in. 236 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:04,832 My friend here is very excited here, as are we, obviously, about the families first bill. 237 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:08,210 Specifically, the pre-k program for low-income families. 238 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,378 We're very proud of that. 239 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:14,758 Well, the people that I represent like to see that money is spent wisely. 240 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,261 Of course, that's why we always say invest in education. 241 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,722 You know, don't think of them as kids as much as little human start-ups. 242 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,391 You know, spend to save. 243 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,853 And then you take the money you save and you spend it. 244 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,104 That's economics. 245 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,692 And, well, on my desk here, you see I keep a box of coupons. 246 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,193 I clip them myself. 247 00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:35,863 And this is to help me to remember to be economical. 248 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:37,614 That is a fantastic idea. 249 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,658 I'm gonna take a page. I'm gonna do this myself. 250 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:40,826 The thing... 251 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,749 Did you know that a lot of these have expired? 252 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,915 Yeah, I'm so... it's so busy on the, um... 253 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:49,293 - I'm on the rules committee now. - Of course. Yeah. 254 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,771 Jonah: So what you're saying is that you support the bill in principle, 255 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,481 but you're worried that an escalation of cost 256 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,441 wouldn't sit well with your colleagues in the house? 257 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,301 Mmm, that's... yeah, that's very well put. 258 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,887 - Thank you. - Uh, hey, you like to bowl? 259 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,598 Oh, I am a terrible bowler. 260 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,475 But I enjoy the social aspects immensely. 261 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,437 Oh, well, you know, we're all getting together for a little hang 262 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,039 at the white house bowling alley tomorrow night. 263 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,150 Oh, throwing strikes with the president of the United States. 264 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,962 - That's bucket list bowling. - I didn't mean that she would necessarily... 265 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,463 A one-on-one with the president would be great. 266 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,032 - And a photographic record of it... - You want to get a photo? 267 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,135 - We'd have to check with the scheduler. - Jonah: No, we got this. 268 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:25,079 She's probably not a very good bowler. You might even be able to beat her. 269 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,040 Mike: We do have native American staff. 270 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:30,643 They're on a list that you're gonna give me in 30 minutes, okay? 271 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,503 Now get me some scalps. Names. Get me some names. 272 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,843 Hey, buddy, I don't know what to say. 273 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,012 This job's my whole life. 274 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,474 Hey, I hate to ask, but would you mind helping me out? 275 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:49,019 Would you tell the media that bill ericsson's taking your job? 276 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,104 It would just make it seem more amicable. 277 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,023 Would you do that for me? 278 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:07,412 And if we could just agree to a timetable for the talks. 279 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:11,792 Can you imagine that? I mean, it would be the first brick in the wall of peace. 280 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,085 It's not a wall, ma'am. 281 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,712 Selina: Well, it's an expression. A bridge of peace, I'll say. 282 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,547 We're so close. We're so close. 283 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,175 So is my country to lots of people who would like to destroy it. 284 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:25,389 Are all these notes about the native American painting? 285 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,642 Yes, it's ironic that you're talking to us about occupation 286 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,894 while you occupy someone else's continent. 287 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:35,232 Yeah, okay. Well, I do see the irony in that. 288 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,276 Excuse me, just two seconds. I'm sorry. Pardon me. 289 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,114 - Hi. - It's about the painting. 290 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,700 Okay, you see what's going on over here behind me? 291 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,785 - Kind of a big deal. - Yeah. 292 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:52,332 So why don't you tell sacheen littlefeather to get off the rag and get over it, all right? 293 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:53,834 - Okay. - And I never said that. 294 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,669 - Right. - Right. Okay. 295 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:02,134 To reiterate, the painting was not removed. It was just taken out to be cleaned. 296 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,845 It was painted four years ago. What made it so dirty? 297 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:09,683 This was just a preemptive cleaning, much like a juice cleanse. 298 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,853 But the native American painting is the only one getting the cleanse? 299 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,539 Mike: Other paintings will also be cleansed. 300 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:18,233 Uh... cleansed is not the right word. Uh, wiped. 301 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,860 No, not wiped. Cleaned. 302 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:25,574 Moving on to the, uh, State dinner this evening. 303 00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:27,617 - Sue. Sue, sue, sue. - Yeah? 304 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,095 - I need your help. - What is it? 305 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,121 Sue, I need a window for the... whoa. 306 00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,790 Gary, you look whiter than a Georgia country club. 307 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,594 - What? - Sue: What the hell is wrong, Gary? 308 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,985 I mean currently. We don't have time for the whole tapestry. 309 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,881 I moved the painting. I did it. 310 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,109 - You have to tell her. - No, no, no, it's worse than that. 311 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,594 - I did something really bad. - Is there a child missing? 312 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,637 I wanted her first state dinner to be really nice. 313 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,139 So you what? Hired strippers? 314 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,808 No, I spent some money. Like, I spent a lot of money. 315 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,019 Oh, you really need to tell her. 316 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,646 Sue, you know... You know it's not as easy as that. 317 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,690 Gary, your inner child needs to grow an outer man. 318 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,650 Okay, I was just trying to make her happy. 319 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,277 Mission incomplete, dude. 320 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,405 I feel so much better. Thank you so much. 321 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,407 - Heart-to-heart. - Amy: Great. Great. 322 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:11,078 Boy, at peace with Israel, at war with native Americans. 323 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:14,081 Do you know what I am? I'm like the opposite of Mel Gibson. 324 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,851 - Well, ma'am, the Saudis are getting anxious. - Oh, you got to stall them. 325 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,394 - Madam president, I thought... - Bill. 326 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,314 Ma'am, the us poultry association is concerned that there are no current photos 327 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,173 - of you eating eggs. - That's terrific. 328 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,817 Hey, ma'am, can I just have a moment of your time? 329 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,676 No, I can't give you any little moment. 330 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,470 Madam president, I have the gdp figures. 331 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,264 Uh... give them to Kent. Kent, what do you need? 332 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,493 - I was gonna ask for the gdp figures. - Well, then that's perfect. 333 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,827 All I need is just one little second. 334 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,395 Okay, Gary, I am going to think about the dinner 335 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,606 when I'm actually putting the dinner in my mouth. 336 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:44,736 Now what we need is a lot more butt-ugly native American paintings, okay? 337 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:50,033 Because the first butt-ugly one was removed by some jerk off with a hair ball for a brain. 338 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,703 - Yeah. - Now, I have got to go to the toilet. 339 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:57,082 So I hope that can answer anybody else's questions. 340 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,334 I gotta... wow. 341 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,649 Dan: And what we're proposing, congresswoman, with the families first bill... 342 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,258 No, I got this. I got this. 343 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:09,886 Uh, what we're proposing is a minimum 12-month eligibility period 344 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,055 and a safety check on all providers. 345 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:15,350 I hear you, but I wanted to ask a technical question about the bill. 346 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,144 Sure, yeah, absolutely. Go ahead. 347 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:20,981 Why do title 2, section 3 and title 8, section 5 contradict each other? 348 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,736 Uh, my colleague Mr. Egan, he's more the nuts and bolts guy. 349 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,572 - So I'll... - No. No, no, you got this. 350 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,490 - No, you can... - We call him Dr. Details. 351 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:34,870 Do you like Martin scorsese? 352 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:38,248 Because we have a private screening of his new film 353 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,749 at the white house coming up. 354 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,501 Okay. Will he be there? 355 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,045 - Yes. - Oh. Uh... 356 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,014 - Your assistant has something for you. - Oh. 357 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,424 Excuse me. 358 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,195 - What scorsese film? - I don't know. 359 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,531 He's got to have a new one dropping, right? He's really prolific. 360 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,891 Jesus Christ. You can't lie, Jonah. 361 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,685 A, she's gonna find out and b, you suck at it. 362 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,188 Well, you have an entire team briefing you, Dan. 363 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,356 You got all your danettes and your dangelinas. 364 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,777 I'm flying solo. I'm fucking Amelia earhart and I'm still doing a betterjob than you. 365 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,821 - And you owe me a staff. - Staff? 366 00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,924 Oh, well, I guess you'll meet them all at the scorsese screening 367 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,074 you're having in your head. 368 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,677 Oh, well, I guess I'll just start telling people 369 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,180 that you're the one that planted the Danny chung torture rumors. 370 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,931 - You shut the fuck up. - Me shut the fuck up? 371 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,999 Woman: I am sorry. 372 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,418 Uh, there's a lot of navajo in my district. 373 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,337 This painting thing is escalating. 374 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,922 I'm afraid I'll have to postpone. 375 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,174 We completely understand. We'll be in touch. 376 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:32,135 About that screening with Marty... 377 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,888 - You ever see the king of comedy? - I haven't. 378 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,514 It's a good one. Underrated. 379 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,772 Hey, so let me see the photo face that you and Kent were working on. 380 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,653 That's not good. 381 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,821 You're flaring your nostrils. 382 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,532 - It feels natural. - I'll tell you what. You watch me. 383 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,743 See if you can mimic this, okay? 384 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,329 Like... more like this. Like... 385 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,750 You see that? 386 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,629 That's right, honey. No, no, that was good. 387 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:11,675 That looked happy, even if you're not happy. That's the trick. 388 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,930 You got to make sure she has height here, a lot of volume 389 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,682 because her skull is low. 390 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,850 It's kind of indented. 391 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,561 Barbra Streisand pulled out of the state dinner. 392 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,539 Do you have Sarah silverman's contact information? 393 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:28,608 - For the dinner? No. - I think if there are three whole flower trucks 394 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,812 parked outside the white house, I would know about it. 395 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,154 Go. Outside, go. Count the flower trucks. 396 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:36,449 - Did you find me an office? - No, but I scouted you this chair. 397 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,286 And if you stand on it just like so, you can get Wi-Fi. 398 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,763 You would not believe the day that I'm having. 399 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,997 Jonah: Oh, what a day! 400 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,416 I feel like this is gonna be a key scene in my biopic. 401 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:47,043 Hey, I need a shirt. This isn't die hard. 402 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,754 Hey, sugar tits, did you stroke and choke the rules committee? 403 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,919 Oh, yeah, absolutely. Egan dropped the ball a little bit, but I picked it up. 404 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,134 He's a good kid. 405 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,112 Dan: How's it going with Mr. Genius bar over there? 406 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,805 He's eager and hardworking and never complains 407 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,932 and every night I dream of drowning him. 408 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,977 - How would you like to get rid of him? - God, yes. 409 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,814 Jonah, I am so proud of you, I could squeeze you like a sponge in the shower. 410 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,358 Yo, yeah. Yep, I'll come with you. 411 00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,652 Uh, you have seven missed messages. 412 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,736 Should I read 'em to you? I'll read 'em to you. Oh. 413 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,158 Uh, Jonah, look, Amy was telling me all about Richard here. 414 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:21,161 Richard, apparently, is the assistant's assistant. 415 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,889 Does that mean, like, he's the epitome of an assistant 416 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,582 or he's just an assistant's assistant? 417 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,000 The first one. 418 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,712 Richard, how would you like to work right here in the white house 419 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,547 for the Jonah Ryan? 420 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,724 - Work in the white house? - Yeah. 421 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,802 Am I being punk'd? Is this hazing? 422 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,347 Happened to my brother once. He did not handle it well. 423 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,742 All right, well, Jonah, there you go. You now have someone under you. 424 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,601 Great, or at least between me and Teddy. 425 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,269 - Hmm? - Hmm? 426 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,730 - Welcome aboard. - Thank you, sir. 427 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,858 Oh, "sir." I like that. I'll get used to that. Keep doing it. 428 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,069 - Yes, sir. - There it is again. That's twice. 429 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,362 Come with me. 430 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,614 Thank you. I owe you one. 431 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,699 Of course you do. Why else would I have done it? 432 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,912 Bill: What's Gary doing? Trying to Max out america? 433 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,498 Wow, who knew they made lampshades out of unobtanium? 434 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:09,918 Okay, guys, I will not hear a single bad word about my friend Gary. 435 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,754 But, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's out of control. 436 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,714 Did you see the cost of the dinner? 437 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:16,925 This'll sting us, make us look decadent and remote. 438 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,719 Yeah, said the Princeton grad in the Valentino tux. 439 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,280 Sue: Does the president need to know? 440 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,157 She's got a lot on her plate right now, no pun intended. 441 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:26,393 That her bagman spends like a babylonian king? Yes, I think so. 442 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,228 Well, you can tell her. She likes you. 443 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,772 And I plan on keeping it that way, so I'll leave it to you. 444 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,400 Sue, uh, would you like to tell the president? 445 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,486 Uh, no, I would not, but thank you for thinking of me. 446 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:41,074 You have a pretty good relationship with the president, don't you? 447 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:44,702 - You guys talk. - Beep-boop, beep-boop. Hello? Yeah, hi. 448 00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:48,456 You are in the jcorps now and we own these hallways. 449 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,292 - Hey, preppy longstocking. - Yeah, your fat mama. 450 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,046 See that? It's kind of how we do things here in "the wing." 451 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:58,174 Now through this door is the oval office. 452 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,927 - Fudge me. No. - Yeah. 453 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,555 You are like the coolest guy I've ever met. 454 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,432 The president and I, we're like this. 455 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,518 - You know, not to scale, obviously. - Of course. 456 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,112 Selina: Thank you. 457 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,159 Ah, this is truly spectacular. 458 00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:25,785 Thank you. I think so. 459 00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:28,222 God, I hope you don't have any allergies, though, 460 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:32,041 'cause these centerpieces are kind of imposing, aren't they? 461 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:33,585 Better not leak any photos. 462 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:37,046 I see your media likes to make a big fuss about how much you spend. 463 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,966 Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. 464 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:44,095 What? What fuss? What spending? 465 00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,723 Is it the state dinner? What, is it Patty? 466 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,850 - It's not Patty. - What is it? 467 00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,394 - It's Gary. - Gary? 468 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,271 Yeah, he's been on a spender bender. 469 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,814 How much has he spent? 470 00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:57,567 Well, imagine Elton John on a day he feels fat. 471 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:01,362 Press just kept sniffing around after the stink about the painting. 472 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,686 Did we ever find out who moved that painting, by the way? 473 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,575 Um, that would be Gary, too. 474 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:11,539 So I have just brokered a peace deal with Israel here. 475 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:16,836 I, as president of the United States, have actually achieved something, 476 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,880 - which is virtually unheard of. - Yeah. 477 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:22,050 And yet I'm sharing headline news with a painting 478 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:25,512 because of that guy right there? 479 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,555 - Yep. - Okay, got it. 480 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,265 Thank you very much. 481 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,813 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 482 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:38,149 Prime minister Ben-haim, 483 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:42,320 Mrs. Ben-haim, 484 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:44,572 welcome to the white house. 485 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:51,079 Hatred is a powerful emotion. 486 00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:54,624 But not the most powerful. 487 00:22:55,708 --> 00:23:00,046 Hope is more powerful than hate. 488 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,508 Hope can build. 489 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,802 But for hope to grow, 490 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:09,305 we first need trust, don't we? 491 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,521 To paraphrase a predecessor of mine, 492 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:20,775 we have nothing to trust but trust itself. 493 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:25,989 Selina: Gary? 494 00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:38,811 - Come out of there. - Ma'am, if you'll just let me explain. 495 00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:42,380 Come out here now! 496 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:50,096 Who do you think you are? Gary antoinette? 497 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,723 Did somebody make you first lady? 498 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:54,100 'Cause I don't remember marrying you, Gary. 499 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:57,270 I don't remember fucking you in Niagara Falls. 500 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,730 I think I'd remember that. 501 00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:01,941 Ma'am, I'm really sorry for the painting and I'm really sorry for the spending, 502 00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:04,444 - but you have to understand... - Oh, shut up. 503 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:06,195 Just shut up. 504 00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:09,490 You are unimportant, okay? 505 00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:15,288 And you have suckered onto me like some sort of a car window Garfield. 506 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,539 That is not true, ma'am. 507 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,541 You think you're some sort of a big shot here? 508 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:21,502 Oh, my god, you are not a big shot, Gary. 509 00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:26,215 You're a middle-aged man who sanitizes my tweezers. 510 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,636 - God. - You're wrong. 511 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,597 - Excuse me? - When's Catherine's birthday? 512 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,057 - June 8th. - 9th. 513 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,351 - 9th. - Which senator's daughter is in rehab? 514 00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:38,144 - You're out of line, missy. - Geldray. 515 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,580 - What are you wearing tomorrow? - I don't know. 516 00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:44,317 I do. I'm your calendar, I'm your Google, I'm your Wilson the volleyball. 517 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,652 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am! 518 00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:48,446 - No, you're not! - I have broken my body for you. 519 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,573 - Oh, come on. - I have let myself be laughed at. 520 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:52,075 I have let myself be humiliated. 521 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,451 - But I'm happy to do it. - Okay. 522 00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,495 Most of the time you don't even know that I exist, 523 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,246 but I am fucking everything to you! 524 00:24:57,330 --> 00:25:01,334 Oh, I am so happy to get somebody else to give me my hand cream. 525 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:02,502 - Okay, go. - Yeah. 526 00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:05,004 Can you find somebody else who did what I did? 527 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:12,053 - You mean on labor day? - I didn't say that. 528 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,680 Yeah, you did. You just did. 529 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:15,807 You... you just said labor day. 530 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,558 I said I would never mention that, ever. 531 00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:24,816 Oh, god. Okay, look, I'm, uh... 532 00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:28,486 I'm sorry if I lost my temper a little bit. 533 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,697 I am so sorry for the words that I just spoke. 534 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,366 You know, in... in a relationship... 535 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,569 It's just good to clear the air is what I mean to say. 536 00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:38,079 - Yeah, I think any relationship... - Yeah, should do that. 537 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,581 - You know, from time to time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 538 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,045 That looks good. 539 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,506 Yeah, it's... it's light sponge. 540 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,467 Would... would you like a piece? 541 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:54,637 - Okay, I'll have a piece, I guess. - Yes, ma'am. 542 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:02,371 - It's, uh... it's light sponge. - You just told me that. 543 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,188 Mmm-hmm. 544 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,610 - Geldray's daughter is in rehab? - Yes. 545 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,448 - That explains all that energy. - Mmm. 546 00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:15,324 - Lot of energy. - Right. 547 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:20,455 Wow, this is a light sponge. 548 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,424 - Hey, Mike. - Hey. That should be all of them. 549 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:27,587 Thanks. 550 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,649 Is there something I can help you with? 551 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,509 - Uh, no. - No? 552 00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:41,267 Selina: I just find these paintings to be inspirational. I really do. 553 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,811 I particularly love this color here. 554 00:26:43,895 --> 00:26:46,647 I think this is so pretty, don't you? 555 00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:48,691 I believe the title is massacre. 556 00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:53,029 Woman: And giving you your celebrating community medals 557 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:56,365 is the first daughter of the United States, Catherine meyer. 558 00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:00,912 My, you are small. 559 00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:05,374 I suppose you're young, but you're still very small. 560 00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:08,294 Honey, don't look so worried. I'm not gonna bite you. 561 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,671 But that man over there does have a gun. 562 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:14,217 Man: That's a wonderful photo of your daughter. 563 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,094 Yeah, she looks so loveable there, don't you think? 564 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:21,724 Very... well, she looks likable. Do you think she looks likable in that picture? 565 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:23,658 Catherine: Have you ever seen star wars? 566 00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:26,270 This is a little bit like the end of star wars. 567 00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:29,732 The whole country thanks you for your service. 568 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,402 - Sue: Ma'am. South Korea has called. - Yeah? 569 00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,446 They'd like to know if you'd like a baby elephant. 570 00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:38,741 I have no response to that. 571 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:41,327 Other than I already have one. 572 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,831 I'm kidding. She used to be chubby when she was little, 573 00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:47,542 but she's slimmed down as she's gotten older. 574 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,460 Thank goodness. 575 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:52,630 Very good, very good. 576 00:27:53,548 --> 00:27:54,966 Thank you. 577 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,636 Can you pull me out the second it becomes acceptable to leave? 578 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,096 Mmm-hmm.