1 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:08,569 Vic: 80 vice president meyer is under pressure today, rod. 2 00:00:08,593 --> 00:00:11,821 Rod: That's right, Vic. She fired one of her secret service men because he smiled. 3 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,890 He wasn't fired, he was reassigned. 4 00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:16,785 Vic: This doesn't look good for the vp's chief of staff Amy brookheimer. 5 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:19,936 Amy, you listening to crock fm right now? 6 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,706 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. 7 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:24,692 Well, don't sweat it. I can still bust some moves in this town. 8 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:26,861 Bust some moves? Really, Mike? 9 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:29,112 I have a black belt in Mike kwan do. 10 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:31,365 All right, sir, no. 11 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:33,701 Okay, okay. Hey, hey, easy, dough boy. 12 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:34,993 Hands off the suit. 13 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:37,245 Rod: Uh-oh, blame me brookheimer. 14 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:39,957 Stop laughing there, Vic. That's treason. 15 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:41,708 - Hello? - Dan. 16 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:45,463 You must have a huge schaden-boner over this Amy flack. 17 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:48,633 Oh, I take no pleasure in my colleague's very public, brutal... 18 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,718 I'm trying to watch TV. Would you please move? 19 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,221 And probably career-ending humiliation, Jonah. 20 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:56,724 God, she is gonna go ape-shit menstrual over this. 21 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,477 Hey, I'm on the phone with at&t. Can you stop shouting "menstrual"? 22 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:01,972 Yeah, you know, she'll probably go a little menstrual. 23 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:05,233 Yeah, she probably will. Although, when you think about it, 24 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:06,943 it's actually kind of worse for you. 25 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:08,026 Is that right? 26 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,570 Well, the vp's office is a cataclysm on spin cycle. 27 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,865 And then you got that pregnancy rumor flying around 28 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:14,783 like the contents of a broken fucking condom. 29 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:18,663 It's gonna be last in and first out and you're a dead Dan walking... what the fuck? 30 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,873 This is going in with the dirty dishes, man. 31 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:25,710 For fuck's sake. If this is broken, I'm adding it to your fucking rent. 32 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:29,257 Rod: Please call in on this one. Should Amy brookheimer go? 33 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,604 Selina: But the bottom line is, you keep the streets safe, 34 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:45,897 I'll keep your budget safe. 35 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:49,193 Well, I was gonna say that brings a smile to my face, 36 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:50,587 but that would be safe, wouldn't it, ma'am? 37 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,988 That's very funny, bill. You're fired. 38 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,865 I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 39 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,951 Hey, ma'am, it's leave o'clock. 40 00:01:58,034 --> 00:01:59,954 Okay, yes. I'm afraid I have to go, gentlemen. 41 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,705 Thank you so much. 42 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,249 Let's be cheerful out there. 43 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,002 Selina: Mike, this is not a story. 44 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,462 Collins made a bunch of faces, he was reassigned. 45 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,633 That shouldn't be news. How in the hell did this happen? 46 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:14,759 It's the secret service, for Christ's sake. 47 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,636 Secret as in, "shut the fuck up." 48 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,806 And service as in, "you work for me, okay? 49 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,391 "So why don't you shut the fuck up?" 50 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:24,269 We have an enemy and I want a name and a severed head that answers to that name, 51 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:26,314 or would if it could still talk. 52 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,857 All right, I'm gonna be in my office. 53 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:31,277 Alone! 54 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:35,572 Oh, Gary, did the veep just bitch slap you with a door? 55 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,855 She didn't mean that. She's got a lot on her mind today. 56 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,660 Oh, yeah, you mean like firing Amy? 57 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:42,872 Or someone who's undermining the president by back-channeling macauley. 58 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:44,457 That's bullshit. 59 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,140 Okay, I need to tell you guys something. 60 00:02:46,292 --> 00:02:48,061 Oh, what, is she out of hand sanitizer again? 61 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:49,270 I can't say this. I can't tell you this. 62 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,254 Gary, why are you talking in cliff-hangers? 63 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,424 Selina's had a miscarriage. 64 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,512 Well, this is good for us. Right? 65 00:02:58,596 --> 00:02:59,680 Nicely done, dandroid. 66 00:02:59,764 --> 00:03:00,890 How is she? 67 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:03,141 Free from a major fucking political headache, I'd say. 68 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,893 That's deep space cold, Dan. 69 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,520 Explains why you piss liquid nitrogen. 70 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,689 Yeah, okay, Ted. I'll call you back, then. 71 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:10,358 So that's... 72 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,109 What? What's going on? 73 00:03:12,777 --> 00:03:15,779 I was telling the guys about my riding mower I got. 74 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,115 Wow, Gary. 75 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,577 That was quick. Look at that. 76 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,873 Okay, everybody. Please come into my office. 77 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,876 White house is in the house. Everybody say way-o! 78 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:31,044 The skyscraper of shit has arrived. 79 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:33,296 Madam vice president, top story today 80 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,882 is that viral sensation that's sweeping the nation. 81 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,045 What are you talking about? 82 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:38,469 - Uh, may I? - No, you may not. 83 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:45,100 It's tagged "selina sell-outta." 84 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:49,521 Selina meyer, has this veep lost control? 85 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:50,605 Are, are, are... 86 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:54,360 She says she's an environmentalist, but she vetoes environmental protection. 87 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:59,615 She sets up a clean jobs task force that includes not one, but two oil men. 88 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,033 I'm gonna tell you the truth. 89 00:04:01,117 --> 00:04:04,245 Woman: What is the mental state of a veep that fires a man for smiling? 90 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:08,582 - I love this part. - Could you... 91 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:10,584 I am selina meyer. 92 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,586 And I don't have any idea 93 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:14,672 what's going on in my office. 94 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,509 All right, pack up your limbs and get the fuck out, Jonah. 95 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:20,678 - Get him out. - Hey, don't shoot the messenger. 96 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,905 - Is punching allowed? - Oh, you wouldn't stand a chance. 97 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,389 I have a much longer reach. 98 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:27,848 - Hey, did everybody get a chance to see this? - Nol 99 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,330 I mean, how are we gonna shut this negativity down? 100 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:31,646 Amy, what are we gonna do? 101 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:33,049 Amy: Yeah, well, it's inaccurate. 102 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:35,775 Technically, the secret service guy was reassigned. 103 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:40,113 Yeah, and technically we didn't put two oil guys on clean jobs task force. 104 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,239 Oh, yeah, I see. 105 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:44,118 And technically this is a fully functioning office, too. 106 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,662 Well, that secret service clown has obviously leaked this. 107 00:04:46,871 --> 00:04:48,390 That's right, Mike. Good. You know what? 108 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:49,850 You're gonna have to go talk to him, okay? 109 00:04:49,874 --> 00:04:52,751 You are the closest to normal we've got going in this office right now. 110 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,377 Thanks, I think. 111 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,855 Okay, there's a white house request to publish 112 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,965 all the secret service office personnel records. 113 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,384 Are you kidding me? They want our records now? 114 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,302 What are we gonna do? What? 115 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:05,431 Well, we have to release those. And that has got me thinking, 116 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:08,100 why not release all of our fucking records? 117 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,186 - Full disclosure. - Are you serious? 118 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:12,188 Yeah, publish everything. 119 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,124 All of our emails, and all of our phone records. 120 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:16,042 Right, right, 'cause they won't have time to read everything. 121 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,210 I mean, you can't read everything. 122 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,753 I don't read half the stuff I'm supposed to. 123 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,112 So by showing that we have nothing to hide, 124 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,740 then we can actually hide some stuff. 125 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:24,968 Dan, what do you think about this? 126 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,828 I just think that this could blow up in all of our faces. 127 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,413 Just because this isn't your baby, you don't... 128 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,041 God, I am so sorry. 129 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,167 Oh, it's fine. It's fine. 130 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,270 I mean, it was like a heavy period. Don't worry about it. 131 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:37,504 All right, you know what, guys? We're doing this. 132 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:41,841 I've made the decision that we are going to release all of our correspondence. 133 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,260 Full disclosure is now the name of the game. 134 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,597 Mike will fill you in on the rest of it. 135 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,432 - Right, Mike? - Yes, ma'am. 136 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:49,642 Okay. 137 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:51,435 Thank you. 138 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:55,731 All right, obviously it is not gonna be full disclosure. 139 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:58,943 Okay? It's gonna be partial disclosure light. 140 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,363 We don't want to have a paper trail on clean jobs. 141 00:06:03,781 --> 00:06:05,782 There can be no... are you writing that down? 142 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,099 Why would you be writing that down? 143 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:13,415 Nothing about Sidney purcell having access to clean jobs, all right? 144 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:14,959 We have to check sue's calendar, 145 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:19,046 make sure there are no meetings there that I did-didn't have. 146 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,715 The accidentally racist brochure that we had to shred. 147 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:23,591 Oh, we're gonna redact that for sure. 148 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,510 But the thing is, is that I still think 149 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,447 there needs to be something embarrassing in there. 150 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:28,490 - You know what I mean? - Sure. 151 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,700 So it doesn't look as if we've just airbrushed the nipples out of this fucking thing. 152 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,643 No, that's really good. And it makes... yeah. 153 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:37,647 Massages at the residence. The press will obsess about those. 154 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,251 - Massages? What massages? - That's good. 155 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:40,608 Your back facials. 156 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,861 - Oh. - Back facials? What? 157 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,406 Yeah, I get back acne. Backne. 158 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:49,118 Okay, okay. I think we can live with that. Shall we release the logs from the residence? 159 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:51,579 Uh, yeah, sure. We can do that. 160 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:52,955 - Okay? - Okay. 161 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,540 Got a plan. Oh, uh, Dan. 162 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,458 Can I talk to you just for a quick sec? 163 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,502 - Yeah. - You want me to stay? 164 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,921 Did I ask you to stay? 165 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,591 Thank you. 166 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:10,973 Um, Dan, listen, do I have anything that I need to be worried about? 167 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,933 Just a random example might be 168 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,812 anything about the macauley amendment you need... 169 00:07:17,021 --> 00:07:18,062 - No.nope. - No? 170 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:22,693 Because if anyone thought this office 171 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,279 had anything to do with that amendment, 172 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:28,656 which went against the president's wishes and policy, 173 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:34,163 that would be completely wrong and it would be curtains for everyone. 174 00:07:34,747 --> 00:07:35,748 Yes, ma'am. 175 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:38,542 I mean, I don't know what you did or didn't do, 176 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:43,297 but I do know that I can't know what you know or you don't know. 177 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:44,381 You know? 178 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:45,549 I know. 179 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,009 Okay, good. 180 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,221 Oh, fuck. 181 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,807 You okay, ma'am? 182 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:56,601 Yeah, ame, listen. 183 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:59,396 I'm sorry I snapped at you there. 184 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,545 I thought you were about to fire me. 185 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,071 I'm sorry to hear 186 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:10,698 that you lost... That you're no longer pregnant. 187 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:12,742 Oh, yeah, thanks. 188 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:17,998 Um, here's the deal, though. On top of everything else, 189 00:08:18,082 --> 00:08:20,958 I think that Ted is getting ready to dump me. 190 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,005 What is that... 191 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,799 Nodding thing supposed to mean? 192 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:29,677 No, no, my... 193 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,135 Processing information. 194 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,513 The nod of my head is like I'm buffering. 195 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:37,226 Oh, well, once you're done buffering, 196 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,646 what is it that you're thinking? 197 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:43,648 I don't know. Maybe the thrill is gone. 198 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,192 What do you mean? 199 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:48,112 Like the thrill of the whole power thing wore off. 200 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:51,447 And now he just doesn't like what's... 201 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,532 Doesn't like what? 202 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,827 Maybe he just doesn't really... 203 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,537 Okay, 204 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,580 I think you'd better get out of my office. 205 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,502 - See, I didn't mean that... - It's okay. 206 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,212 - It's fine. - Okay. 207 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,505 Just... 208 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:16,140 Let me see this. Look, I can still read the names, okay? 209 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,516 You've got to put black marker over all the words. 210 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,728 Abby, you may have to pull an all-nighter 211 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,479 with the idgn number redacting 212 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,731 if you're behind on the idgn number redacting. 213 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:27,066 Okay, folks, 12 hours. Let's make it happen. 214 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:28,819 We can do this. 215 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,534 I'll get it. 216 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,412 Amy: Thank you all for coming on such short notice. 217 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,434 I know, who'd have thought transparent government 218 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,258 would take up so much of your field of vision? 219 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,755 - Have at it. - Get it while it's hot. 220 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:49,047 You got that? 221 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:50,716 You good? 222 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,515 Cup ofjoe for the guys. Man, I need it. 223 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,184 I could pass out right now. 224 00:10:02,478 --> 00:10:04,354 You said this was a homeland security issue. 225 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:07,899 It's exactly that. It's a very homeland security angle... issue. 226 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,943 It's imperative to me being here. 227 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,463 You ever been in the line of fire, Mike? 228 00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:13,614 Yes, sir. Went to Iraq with the veep. 229 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,949 Presented a Thanksgiving Turkey. 230 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:18,535 I was there. No fire as I recall. 231 00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:20,536 No, but the line was there. 232 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,040 Do you mind? 233 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:27,794 So how's the placement over at Arlington cemetery going? 234 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,128 I hear it's pretty nice there. 235 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:30,631 It's nothing to smile about. 236 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:32,634 I'm also looking after my uncle. He has dementia. 237 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,246 Does he ever say anything funny? 238 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,760 What do you want, Mr. Mclintock? 239 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:38,346 Just want to make sure you're doing okay, Martin. 240 00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:40,241 You think I'm the whistle-blower. 241 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,974 Whistle-blowing makes it sound patriotic. 242 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,102 I was fucking transferred for nothing. 243 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:47,814 No, you were transferred for being jocular and over familiar. 244 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,024 Security guys are supposed to be like wallpaper. 245 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:52,152 They're not supposed to be grinning like some ape. 246 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:01,744 Okay, uh... 247 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:08,543 The times are saying we're trying to hide stuff by causing a deluge. 248 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:11,170 They're calling it an e-nami. 249 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,005 Is anybody picking up on the back facials? 250 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,370 The press was supposed to pick on those damn back facials. 251 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,425 Dan: No. 252 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,386 Hey, give me a j! 253 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,348 Hi, everybody. 254 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:24,934 So no apologies? 255 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,728 For what? 256 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,480 Oh, for what? Oh. 257 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,400 Washington post. Page 17. 258 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:35,028 You've disclosed an email containing birthday gift suggestions 259 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,698 for an unnamed white house aide. 260 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:41,826 "Suggestion number one: A cake in the shape of a dick. 261 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,874 "Suggestion number two: A smart new hat 262 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,208 "in the shape of a dick." 263 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,502 That made it in there! 264 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,712 Jonah: Everybody knows this is me, guys. 265 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:53,880 Oh, everybody? Really? 266 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:54,965 Yes, everybody. 267 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,842 There are 3,000 people on the white house payroll, Jonah. 268 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,429 Who's the vp liaison, Amy? 269 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:03,389 I'm going into coffee shops, I'm going into meetings, 270 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,808 and people are looking at me and whispering. 271 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,132 And they are whispering, "dick cake." 272 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,271 West wing. Jonah. 273 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,732 No, who is D.C.? 274 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,068 Uh, dick cake. 275 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,236 Oh, for fuck's sake. Is this Ryan? 276 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,114 Mike: Oh, no, no, no! Amy: What? 277 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:23,410 Every time Ted stayed overnight at the residence has been fully disclosed. 278 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,329 Oh, Ted's gonna love that. 279 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:29,041 Some of the bloggers are linking Ted's overnighters to the pregnancy rumors. 280 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:32,668 What? Oh, come on. 281 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,839 Mike, can't you make me not have been pregnant? 282 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,341 - God! - You see? 283 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,760 This is what happens when you tell the truth. Nothing good comes of it. 284 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,304 Okay, I'm gonna get you a cup of Rose hip tea. 285 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,975 Keith at reuters says secret service story, it's out there. 286 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,393 - Right now? - Yeah. 287 00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,705 Male reporter: It seems the veep's office has compounded the problem 288 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:53,649 by insulting the man and calling him an ape. 289 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,900 Who's responsible for this deranged campaign? 290 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,569 Mike mclintock, press officer? 291 00:12:57,653 --> 00:13:00,614 Chief of staff Amy brookheimer, or selina meyer herself? 292 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,908 Of course, she bears ultimate responsibility. 293 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,831 Potus will not like this. 294 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,875 This is going to cause a total potal meltdown. 295 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:15,170 All right, get him out of here, Dan. 296 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,648 Yeah, why don't you run along and see if you can suck your own cake? 297 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,549 Oh, that's clever, Dan. 298 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:22,009 Did you say those things, Mike? 299 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,637 Ace play, Shakespeare. Really. 300 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,390 When in doubt, call a vet an ape. 301 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,393 Remind me, who did you blackmail to get this job? 302 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,895 All right, you know what? Let's get in my office right now. 303 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,771 - Your tea is almost ready. - Thank you. 304 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:43,448 Yet again we find ourselves in an office 305 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:46,701 that is completely non-fucking-functioning. 306 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,662 So what are we gonna do? 307 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,583 Exactly. We are gonna fire someone. 308 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,884 That's right. Does anybody have a better idea? 309 00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,840 All right, so... 310 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,677 Who is it gonna be, huh? 311 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,012 - Sue. - Sue. 312 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,223 Oh, sue. 313 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:10,809 That's funny, you guys. 314 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,644 But seriously, sue's not important enough. 315 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,104 Who is? 316 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:20,234 Oh, I know. 317 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,279 You three are important enough. 318 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:25,197 Ma'am, I just want to say I promise to do everything I can 319 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:29,035 to fix Amy's botched full disclosure policy and Mike's security blunder. 320 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:32,413 Hey, suck-up isn't gonna fix a fuck-up, Dan. 321 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,040 All right? You're not exempt. 322 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,044 - Gary. - Hmm? 323 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,962 I need some sort of a discreet place 324 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,256 where I can have a rendezvous with Ted, please. 325 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,133 - Where nobody goes. - Yes, ma'am. 326 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,510 Thank you. All right. 327 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,636 You may leave my office now. 328 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,893 - Shut? - Of course shut! 329 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,938 Oh, lord. 330 00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,774 Oh, did you put a dash of... 331 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,735 Honey in the Rose hip? Yes, ma'am. 332 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,029 I put a little fig Newton there for you as well. 333 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,072 - Oh, outstanding, Gary. - Yeah. 334 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,252 What? Okay. 335 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,730 - I'm sorry for the inconvenience. - Another one. 336 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,047 I understand. 337 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,216 - Press is up my ass. - Oh, so, okay, great. 338 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,218 Then you know exactly what my world is like. 339 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:30,180 No, bullshit. I don't have a Mike, an Amy, or fucking Dan. 340 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,140 Oh, do you want them? You can have them. 341 00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:34,702 I'll give you a fucking deal on all three of them, too, if you want. 342 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,103 That's a nice way to treat people. 343 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,229 - Well, that's how I feel. - Here we go. 344 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,273 You don't have to be snarky about this. 345 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,918 Oh, my fucking lord! 346 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,986 You really need to calm down, okay? 347 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,031 You need to respect Gary's stuff here. 348 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,324 - Sorry, Gary. - Gary: That's okay. 349 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,970 Look, this is my fucking private life. 350 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,454 - No, I know. - I thought I was fucking you in private. 351 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,207 Ted, come on. I love to fuck you in private. 352 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,626 Hey, you know what? Thanks for returning my call. 353 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,045 The message was, "please don't fucking call me again." 354 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,108 Right? So why don't you just take your beak and shove it up some corpse's ass? 355 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,277 - Who are you talking to? - Okay, you vulture motherfucker? 356 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,262 - Was that a journalist? - Yes. 357 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,055 - Oh, god! - What? 358 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:15,976 What are you doing, Ted? You can't tell him to fuck his mother. 359 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,562 - Her mother, actually. - What the hell? 360 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,480 - They... - Come on, use your head. 361 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:23,858 You're just making it worse. Get yourself together. 362 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:28,696 Selina, I need some air. And we need to talk. 363 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,414 Uh, Gary? 364 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:40,875 Yes, ma'am? 365 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,087 - I'm gonna go. - Okay. Okay. 366 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,632 - I want you to stay here. - Okay. 367 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,426 I need you to end it with Ted. 368 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,844 Okay. What? 369 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,596 Yeah, I want you to let him go. 370 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,891 But you need to do it very sensitively. 371 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,352 And just make sure there aren't any repercussions 372 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,895 or anything like that, okay? 373 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,942 With all due respect, ma'am, wouldn't it be better if it came from you? 374 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,278 -Mmm... mmm-mmm -mmm-mmm. 375 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:13,241 No, because I can't run the risk of talking to him again 376 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:16,369 because I think that he is about to dump me. 377 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,623 So I'm not gonna be the dumpee. 378 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:24,084 I'm gonna be the dumper. 379 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:29,048 Okay? He's gonna be the dumpee. So, you've got to go do that. 380 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,760 Okay. 381 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,845 Okay. Okay. 382 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:38,182 Oh, your house is so nice. 383 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,892 Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. 384 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,770 It's really sweet for you to say that. 385 00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:43,354 Okay. 386 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,117 - She can go off, can't she? - Yeah. 387 00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,912 - Yeah, sorry about that. - That's okay. 388 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,455 That's okay. 389 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,832 So maybe it's a good thing. 390 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,169 What? What's a good thing? 391 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:10,340 That she doesn't want to see you anymore. 392 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,771 Oh, ma'am. You've been off radar for over an hour. 393 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,856 Oh, did I miss anything? 394 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,477 Did the president ride through on a lion or something? 395 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,862 No, but you need to do a drop-in on the gaming association in 303. 396 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:36,073 All right. I don't want to end up with a horse's head in my bed. 397 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,034 Though there's room for one now. 398 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,623 I just want to know. 399 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,209 I hope you find out first. I really do. 400 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,229 Hey, you know what? I get fired, it's a big fucking deal. 401 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,795 For you, it's early retirement. 402 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,589 That was fun. 403 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,799 I just had a senior attorney completely trash my yard. 404 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,194 - You okay? - Amy: Yeah, let me get you some coffee. 405 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,098 What happened, buddy? You want to talk about it? 406 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,538 He completely tore it up. I was afraid he was gonna cut my... 407 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,067 Wait a second. Did you just call me "buddy"? 408 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,288 You don't listen to me. You never listen to me. What's going on? 409 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,072 - Amy: Nothing. - You want something from me. 410 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,541 You want me to tell you who's getting fired. 411 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,042 Come on, we just want to know what she's thinking. 412 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,651 I'm not gonna tell you anything. 413 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,815 All right, you know what? Forget about the specifics. 414 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,781 Let's pretend there's a female farmer 415 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,993 and she's got a horse, a sheep, and a pig, okay? 416 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:23,038 Who does she get rid of? 417 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,247 The pig. 418 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,958 Shit. Wait. Who is that? 419 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:30,294 Oh, come on. Work it out. 420 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,670 Why should I help you guys? 421 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,798 - Gary, the veep needs her lunch. - I'm on it. 422 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:38,303 I'd rather be a pig than an ass-monkey up on his high horse. 423 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,972 There, that's three animals for you. 424 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,855 Did you just sidle? 425 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,274 I don't think I've ever seen you sidle. 426 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,819 Look, selina wants to fire somebody. 427 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,030 Obviously, I don't want it to be me. 428 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,758 But honestly, I don't want it to be you. 429 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,618 Oh, go on. Looking forward to you selling this one to me. 430 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:04,371 We should form a suicide pact. All right? 431 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,956 If she tries to fire me, you walk and vice versa. 432 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:10,543 She's not gonna fire both of us. That would look like a crisis. 433 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:13,546 Therefore, she can fire neither of us. 434 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:18,842 One condition: I watch you die first and I get to stab you repeatedly to make sure. 435 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,639 Mclintock wants in on the suicide pact. 436 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,643 - What? - Yeah. A classic move. 437 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:30,855 I did one of these back in the '905 when I worked for congressman hartigan. 438 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,316 Why would we let you in on our suicide pact? 439 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,275 Because three is better than two. 440 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,653 Not with testicles. 441 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:49,540 I came across a little email from you to macauley's chief of staff. 442 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,851 I don't know what you're talking about. 443 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,811 You don't know about an email that basically confirms 444 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,797 you had talks with senator macauley? 445 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,465 What exactly did this email say? 446 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,343 Oh, just something like, 447 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,511 "the senator says, 'thanks, buddy. 448 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,014 Well, that's hardly incriminating. 449 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,901 There's probably more where that came from. 450 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,768 I'm getting really good at dacting. 451 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,937 Do you mean UN-redacting? 452 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,274 - Taking the black off. - Yeah, yeah. 453 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:17,485 Hey, so goofball here can get in on the suicide pact. 454 00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:19,070 Well, great. The more the merrier. 455 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,697 Team suicide. 456 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:24,742 So what happened with your hartigan suicide pact? 457 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,828 Oh, we got fired. 458 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,582 Okay, kittens. Time to get drowned. Let's go. 459 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,499 - Ma'am. - Yeah. 460 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,879 Gary, where were you and selina at lunchtime today? 461 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,340 - We were at my place. - That's not protocol. 462 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,843 Don't be jealous that we've taken that step, sue. 463 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,511 I'm closer to her than you are. 464 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:45,053 What? 465 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,015 Gary, this is not a competition. 466 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,475 Too late. What's her shoe size? 467 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,726 - Seven. - Seven and a half. 468 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:53,438 Okay, who are the two cousins she never wants to see? 469 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,272 Beverly and Michael. 470 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,150 Oh, got lucky there. 471 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,776 Here's the deal, sue. You can't win, all right? 472 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,572 Basically, I'm infallible, okay? 473 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:06,242 Like when you bought pregnancy tests for the veep wearing your staff ID? 474 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,704 Infallible like that, Gary? 475 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,125 Gary, look, a staffer at the post told me. 476 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,836 The guy at the drugstore saw the badge and sold the story. 477 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:20,672 Sorry, Gary. 478 00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:24,010 Which is why if one of us goes, we all go. 479 00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:28,139 Huh. 480 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:30,767 Okay. Then you're all... 481 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,530 Which is why that was just a hypothetical. 482 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,772 That's the exact word that I'd use for this, Mike. 483 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:37,773 High-pathetic. 484 00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:42,028 Dan, are you telling me that if I fired either one of these bozos, 485 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,588 - you would have resigned? - No, ma'am. 486 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,614 I was never really committed to this as an idea. 487 00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,074 Right. Yeah. 488 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,285 This was a big mistake. Kind of a joke, really. 489 00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,620 Thanks, guys. 490 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:55,832 Mike, you can't even announce a suicide pact correctly. 491 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,544 Dan folded pretty quick. 492 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,921 Yeah, come in. 493 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,008 Oh, Gary, I need advil. 494 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:07,427 I've got a headache the size of Nebraska. 495 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,223 - I'm afraid I can't do that, ma'am. - What is this? 496 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,433 I have loved this job more than I've loved life itself. 497 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,557 - Uh-huh. - Well, equally, 'cause it's been my life. 498 00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:18,481 - And my feelings for you... - Okay. 499 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,524 Gary, what is this? 500 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,401 It's my letter of resignation. 501 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,278 Okay, Gary, come on. 502 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,401 Is this because your pass was seen at the drugstore? 503 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:27,446 You knew? 504 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,366 Is that how the pregnancy story got out? 505 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:34,706 I mean, seriously. I am not gonna let go the one person in this core group 506 00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:36,791 that actually gives a shit about me. 507 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,167 Okay, Gary, get a hold of yourself. I mean... 508 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,336 Who dumped Ted for me today? 509 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,480 Thank you, by the way, for doing that. 510 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,983 - You're welcome. - I appreciate that. 511 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:47,010 My god, resignation completely rejected, all right? 512 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,374 - Would you please get me some ibuprofen? - I'm your rock. 513 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,221 - Okay, but I need ibuprofen. - Okay. 514 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:55,601 All right, suicide pact finished, okay? 515 00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:57,811 - You can get out. - Okay. 516 00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:02,609 Uh, except you, ame. 517 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,319 Ma'am? 518 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,949 - Just have a seat. - Please. 519 00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,242 You have to... 520 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,369 Amy, just sit down, okay? Just sit down. 521 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:18,082 Um... what are we gonna do with you? 522 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,542 What does that mean? 523 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,794 I think you kind of know what it means, right? 524 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:25,632 How are we gonna fix this? 525 00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:29,677 Okay, um... 526 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,139 Um, okay, okay. 527 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:36,351 We could do a piece 528 00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:40,563 in a sympathetic women's magazine about the loss of the baby. 529 00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:42,940 Buy you some time and some goodwill. 530 00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:46,568 No, you're right. We can't do that. 531 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,911 So why don't... 532 00:24:57,579 --> 00:25:00,792 We say some of us mishandled things 533 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,504 because you were pregnant? 534 00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:08,174 I mean no, no. No, stupid idea. 535 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:09,634 Okay. 536 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,470 Or, we 537 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:17,057 could say 538 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:19,059 the pregnancy test was for me. 539 00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:25,899 Oh, you mean that would be why you reassigned the secret service guy? 540 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:29,861 'Cause you were feeling too much pressure. 541 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,655 Baby on board. That kind of thing? 542 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,242 Is that what you mean? 543 00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:36,034 Well, yeah. You can mention that. 544 00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:38,454 Okay, well, it's like the old Amy talking there. 545 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:42,999 I mean, I can't tell you what to do. 546 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:46,086 It's kind of a personal thing. 547 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:47,969 But it's really good to hear you're thinking. 548 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:52,135 I need something for my head. 549 00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,371 There have been rumors flying around 550 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,310 about a pregnancy in the vice president's office. 551 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,438 - Yeah, I had heard. - Yeah, well, 552 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,858 the baby was mine. 553 00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:08,443 Was yours? 554 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,862 Yes, I had a miscarriage. 555 00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:12,739 Oh, I'm so sorry. 556 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:16,868 I just wanted to explain the state of mind I was in 557 00:26:16,951 --> 00:26:20,371 when I made the decision to reassign Mr. Collins. 558 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:22,414 - I see. - Knock-ity knock, knock, knock. 559 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:25,251 - Amy: Mmm. - Janet, hey. I didn't know you were here. 560 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:26,836 Hey, amers, going on a muffin run. 561 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,093 Can I interest you in a blueberry bran muffin? 562 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:31,257 - Anybody? - I couldn't. Do you? 563 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,801 - No, I'm fine. Thanks. - Okay. No problem. 564 00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:36,763 I will stand down. Peep you later. 565 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,724 - What? - Peep you later. 566 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,143 Okay, thank you, Mike. 567 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,021 Do you think you're ready to be back at work? 568 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:48,774 Sure. Sure, yeah. 569 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,275 Dan: H.Ey 570 00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,277 hi. Sorry to interrupt. 571 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,197 We're getting a little lunch from the deli. 572 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,341 Wondered if you wanted anything special from the menu. 573 00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:58,992 Thanks, buddy. 574 00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:02,288 Dan is so good. He's come such a long way. 575 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:04,414 Would you like Dan to get you anything? 576 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:06,333 An iced tea would be great. 577 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:07,976 You know what? That sounds really good. 578 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:09,837 - Make that two. - Two iced teas. 579 00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:12,089 Thanks. Oh, and not from here. 580 00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:14,258 From the place that we like eight blocks away. 581 00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:15,968 Sure, okay. 582 00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:17,928 Is he the father? 583 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,388 Oh, no, no. 584 00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:20,973 Father, no. 585 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,685 He can't.