1 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:21,272 Amy: Can't get over this heat. 2 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,941 Man: Swear to god, they put your office on top of hell. 3 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:25,693 I know you have to get going. 4 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:28,528 I do. Senator Doyle's kind of a stickler. 5 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:31,699 Yeah. Yeah, he seems like a massive stickler. 6 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:35,535 Well, like I was saying, the senator has a lot of time for filibuster reform. 7 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:37,860 Bottom line here, Eric, we need him to sponsor this bill. 8 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,208 Excuse me. 9 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:44,836 God, this gastric bug, it's got my head all jammed up 10 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,922 and my ass is like the thunderdome. 11 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:48,716 Yeah! Boom, come to mama! 12 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:51,844 Sorry, not you. This. Excuse me. 13 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:55,972 Oh, my god, this heat is just unbearable. 14 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:57,683 I feel like a gecko. 15 00:00:57,767 --> 00:01:00,602 Sorry to interrupt, but fuck-a-deedoo-dah, fuck-a-Dee-ay! 16 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:02,563 - Martin at the white house. - What? 17 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:05,566 "Clean jobs task force likely to be green lit!" Exclamation point. 18 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:07,652 Yeah! 19 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:08,736 Oh, my god! 20 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,612 That is so great for me. 21 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:13,015 - And the country. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant. 22 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,742 Oh, Amy. Good job, Amy. 23 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:17,870 - Good job. - That's why I get paid the medium bucks. 24 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:20,581 - This is legacy stuff. - Selina: Yeah, it is. 25 00:01:20,665 --> 00:01:23,625 Polluting corporations held accountable by me. 26 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:26,503 Dependence on foreign oil ended by me. 27 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,421 - Could you stop that? - Amy: Really close. 28 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:30,192 I'm gonna get sue to call Martin at the white house. 29 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:33,427 I still need to say goodbye to senator Doyle's chief of staff. 30 00:01:33,511 --> 00:01:35,012 Oh! Is he still here? 31 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:37,430 You know what I'm gonna do? Brush past. 32 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,558 Give him a smile to take back to his boss. 33 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:41,851 - Okay. - Which way are you going? 34 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,535 - Elevator bank, first door. - Okay, yup. 35 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,605 Amy: Eric, apologies. 36 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,232 Sue, did the president call? 37 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:48,483 - No. - No? Okay. 38 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:50,045 - Eric: Everything okay? - Yeah, things are great. 39 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:52,113 - Good. - Things are great. 40 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:55,825 So, yeah, the vice president will see you this afternoon. 41 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:58,661 We'll see the senator and yourself. 42 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:01,871 This is an interesting piece of paper. 43 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,624 Oh, madam vice president, you remember Eric. 44 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:07,043 - Oh, of course. Eric. - Madam vice president. 45 00:02:07,128 --> 00:02:09,255 - How are you? - I've got a little bit of the bug, 46 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,381 but other than that, I'm good. 47 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,527 I'm sorry to hear that. Well, drink plenty of liquid. 48 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:15,844 That's sort of a stupid thing to say, isn't it? 49 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:18,139 'Cause you can't drink a solid, can you? 50 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:20,474 Soup? 51 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:23,184 Soup is solids suspended in liquid, so it qualifies as a liquid. 52 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:27,064 See that? Gary was a major at u.Va. In science. 53 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:30,276 So occasionally that's of use. 54 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:33,213 Amy: So we'll see you guys this afternoon. 55 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:35,780 - Great. Nice to see you. - So nice to see you. 56 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,490 Take care. 57 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:38,908 Soup? 58 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:41,161 Press release for selina approval. 59 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,996 - Mike, your perspiration... - I know. 60 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:44,890 - I'm just saying. - Can't help it. Sign of a healthy body. 61 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:46,685 - There are products available, Mike. - I tried them all. 62 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:49,712 Sweat right through 'em. I got very large pores. 63 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:52,339 Hey, guys, quick sidebar meeting, okay? 64 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:55,926 Amy: Yeah, yeah, senator lowden's guy canceled. 65 00:02:56,052 --> 00:02:58,053 He has the gastric flu, too. 66 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:01,932 His Facebook status is "may god have mercy on my boxers." 67 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:04,685 Yeah, I saw that. I "liked" it. 68 00:03:04,769 --> 00:03:07,355 Dan, can you get some more oxygen in here, please? 69 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,857 - Yeah. - This thing is completely useless, by the way. 70 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,942 Can move more air by farting. 71 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,028 I'm sure you can, ma'am. 72 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,823 Those don't open. Those are anti-suicide windows. 73 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:20,993 They only put those in after you started working here, right, Gary? 74 00:03:21,077 --> 00:03:23,037 So, here's the deal. 75 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,123 Clean jobs in the bag. So that's good. 76 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:29,794 But we've got filibuster reform talks this afternoon that we've got to deal with. 77 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,087 So let's nail this, okay, everybody? 78 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:35,216 - Let's seize the agenda. - You're making it sound like a coup. 79 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:38,301 I'm not gonna say I'm not enjoying the president being in South Africa. 80 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:42,305 God, wearing some kind of shawl at a lion sanctuary. 81 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,576 Did you see that photo? It's unbelievable. 82 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,811 Anyway, I'm just talking about redefining... 83 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,897 Dan, what was that phrase that you used in our meeting? 84 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,900 - What was that? - "Two point me." 85 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,485 "Two point me." That's exactly right. I love that. 86 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:58,154 Ma'am, your two-hour with Glenn yates just canceled. 87 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,572 He's got the bug. 88 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:02,283 All right, then that means I've got two hours free. 89 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,161 Let's capitalize on this, you guys. 90 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:06,872 Come on, let's go somewhere. Let's meet the public. 91 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:08,636 - You want to normalize it? - Yes, exactly. 92 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:11,252 I want to meet some regular normals. Where we gonna find them? 93 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,628 Photo op with the normals and the normalistas. 94 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,548 - There's a book fair... - Oh, my god. 95 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,990 - In Adams Morgan. - Too dull, no. 96 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,969 You're not gonna get a good photo holding a book. 97 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,571 - You need something active. - No, it's like kids read or something. 98 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,848 Kids are unpredictable. They wet their pants. 99 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,931 - Keep it simple. Keep it simple. - Yeah, not good. 100 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:28,936 Ma'am, frozen yoghurt, all right, is huge in this town right now. 101 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,855 It's hot out, let's go to a store. 102 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,774 There's one that I know that I go to all the time on u street. 103 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:35,942 It's owned by three generations of African-Americans. 104 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,045 - I mean there's a narrative built right in. - Done. Excellent. 105 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,588 - A home run. - It's perfect. Done deal. 106 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,252 We can totally normalize with those guys. 107 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:43,825 That's what we're gonna do. Make it happen, guys. 108 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:46,078 Mike: All right, we're going to a yoghurt shop. 109 00:04:46,162 --> 00:04:48,371 When was this "two point me" meeting with selina? 110 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,416 Oh, are you still tracking my every move? 111 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,334 I thought we agreed to move on. 112 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:54,178 Move on from what? We dated for like a week. 113 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:56,213 It was like getting over mild food poisoning. 114 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,841 Look, Amy, I am genuinely sorry that my arrival here 115 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:02,303 has caused you to become so self-conscious and gain a little weight. 116 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:03,929 Fuck point you. 117 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:08,350 - Are we early? - Yeah. I want to get there early. 118 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:10,834 I want the people who are on time to think that they're late. 119 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:12,646 - Oh, mind games. Love it. - Yeah. 120 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:16,316 I didn't appreciate the reference to my potential suicide earlier. I'm not a joke. 121 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:19,378 No, you're the guy with the big bag of lip balm, Gary. You're fucking kissinger. 122 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,988 Every single thing you say to me is emasculating. 123 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:23,740 - Do you realize that? - Yes. 124 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:27,452 I think that senator Doyle still might go cold on sponsoring this bill. 125 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:30,371 We've got to warm him up, 'cause we need his support on 126 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,291 "junk the jams," or whatever they're calling it now. 127 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:36,169 - "Unclog the backlog." - "Unclog the backlog"? 128 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,672 I do a serious job. 129 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:41,549 I'm next to the veep more than any other human being. 130 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,510 You are distantly orbiting her. 131 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,094 I'm her moon. 132 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:49,350 So would you take a bullet for the veep, Gary? 133 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,185 - Oh, my god. - No, no, no. 134 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,668 Because, you know, you're gonna be right in the line of fire. 135 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,025 It's not my job. I would help her if she was down. 136 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,188 Right, with the lip balm if she got shot in the lips. 137 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,528 That could crack 'em pretty bad. 138 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,947 Great, we missed the elevators. 139 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:09,369 Doyle is essential. He's the Russian doll of the senate. 140 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,704 Comes with little senators inside of him. 141 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,415 Gary, can I have a kleenex? 142 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:15,875 - Where are my people? - Oh, here they go. 143 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,419 - Come on. - Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Please don't shoot. 144 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,880 Dan: Shoot him. You can shoot him. 145 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:23,216 Selina: Where the hell did you go? 146 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:25,552 - Dan, you're gonna have to go in the limo. - Sure, yeah. 147 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:29,032 Ma'am, I think we should start ramping up the whole launch of "two point you" right now. 148 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:32,059 Just kind of put a little hint out there about what clean jobs is gonna be. 149 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,287 - Yeah, I think the same thing. - I can get right on this. 150 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,479 Leon west has given me his private cell. 151 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,315 Oh, good. All right, let's set up 10 minutes of face time with him 152 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,359 - after the Doyle meeting. - Copy that, I'm on it. 153 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,745 You know what? I'm nervous about Doyle. 154 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,998 - He can be a real hogfucker. - He's a stickler. 155 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,917 Wait a minute. Hand sanitizer, ma'am. 156 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,378 You know what I heard? Senator Doyle wears pantyhose. 157 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:01,088 Oh, really? 158 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:04,174 No. But now that you have that image, he's not that scary. 159 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:08,511 Oh, listen, tell Dan to start working on the yoghurt store, okay? 160 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:12,015 Wait a minute, Gary. Gary, this is way too much. 161 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,392 What do you want me to do? What? 162 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,731 Okay, let's not do that again, all right? 163 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,733 Andrew, how are you? 164 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,276 Madam vice president, a pleasure. 165 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:25,029 Oh, come on. Selina, please. 166 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,572 Let's play this one by the book. 167 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:30,575 - Eric, of course. - Yes, we just saw him this morning. 168 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,577 Yeah, you spoke about soup. 169 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:38,167 So should we get to it? 170 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,419 - Let's get to it. - Let's... okay. 171 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:43,047 - I'm gonna lighten this up a little bit. - Please. Please do. 172 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,257 Hi, everybody. 173 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,763 Well, we have lots to talk about. 174 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,307 Yup, let's do some talking. 175 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:57,144 - You need me to sponsor this bill. - Yes, I do. 176 00:07:57,227 --> 00:08:00,229 I do need you to do that. And I want to know what you need from me. 177 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:03,816 What do you need? You need some non-earmark earmarks? 178 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,277 You need support during your reelection campaign? 179 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:10,616 I just won't be photographed eating a hot dog or any other phallic food. 180 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,284 Oops. 181 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:13,994 That was a mistake. 182 00:08:14,078 --> 00:08:15,721 - Really don't need any of that, ma'am. - Okay. 183 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,664 What I need is very simple. 184 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:19,725 Actually, what I would like... 185 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,501 What the hell, Eric? 186 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,170 What was that? What just happened? 187 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,730 He was gonna sneeze on you and I blocked it. 188 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,339 I am so sorry, madam vice president. 189 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:28,902 That is nice work, Eric. I mean, you want to take another shot? 190 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:31,178 I don't think we're drenched at this end of the table. 191 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,514 - Oh, my god. I'm sorry. - That scared me to death. 192 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:36,350 He can be a gold-plated fucking shit gibbon. 193 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,977 - He works for you. - I mean, he almost sneezed in your face. 194 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:41,230 I think it's treason. Let me get you a cup of coffee. 195 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,190 I would love a cup of coffee. 196 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,192 Oh, my goodness. 197 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,361 Listen, I've got this covered now. 198 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,655 Okay? Why don't you go round up a few more senators? 199 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:52,491 - Okay, you sure? - Mmm-hmm. Filibuster smackdown. 200 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:54,785 - That's what I call it. - All right, dig it. Thank you. 201 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,746 Oh, wow. I'm shaking from that. Are you guys? 202 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:02,750 No, we perfectly understand senator Murray's reservations. 203 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:06,462 Yeah, of course, she must be guided by her conscience. 204 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,257 No hard feelings whatsoever. 205 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:10,341 - Mike: Uh, Dan? - Yeah? 206 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,635 I hope you don't take this the wrong way, 207 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,639 but can I just say you kinda look like an asshole. 208 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,599 Hello. Did you tell them, Amy? 209 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:20,018 - I... - Oh, come on. Come on. 210 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,854 - I took a bullet for the veep. - How'd you take a bullet, Gary? 211 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,314 It was a sneeze bullet. Right in the face. 212 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,900 Saved selina from the bug. Pure instinct. 213 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,529 It was like a dirty bomb and I... bam! 214 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,238 Dived on it. Mmm! 215 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,324 Hey, it's the flunkies. 216 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,075 And people say you're bad at yourjobs. 217 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,120 - You here to spy, Jonah? - I'm not here to spy. 218 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,538 I work at the white house, so I can just walk in and say, 219 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:42,767 "I'm from the white house. What the fuck are you doing?" 220 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,709 What? You work at the white house? 221 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,920 - Oh, my god. Can I blow you? - Uh, yes, you can. 222 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:49,816 I will meet you out in the hallway in a few seconds. 223 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:50,942 Mike: Sure, I'll get a stepladder. 224 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:53,110 Anyway, iwork for the white house. What the fuck are you doing? 225 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,345 Trying to figure out what flavor frozen yoghurt the veep should get. 226 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,351 Mint. 227 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:07,106 It implies freshness, trust, traditional values. 228 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,525 - Fascinating. - This is one of my areas. 229 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,211 - Yeah. - Food choices. Seriously, put it up. 230 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:14,114 Oh! Swirl. Racial Harmony and crossing the aisle. 231 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,216 So is cookies and cream. 232 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,159 White house. This is Jonah. 233 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,994 Okay. Watch your head. 234 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:22,914 Oh, fuck you. No, not you, sir. 235 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,667 Very excited about this filibuster reform bill. 236 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,337 That is great to hear. 237 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:32,966 If you can get a senate reform bill through the place it's designed to reform, 238 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,802 - that would be amazing. - Mmm-hmm. Yeah. 239 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:40,056 I mean, that would be like persuading a guy to fist himself. 240 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,308 Jesus Christ. 241 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:47,230 Tell me, Mr. Flatterbox, what do you need from me, really? 242 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:52,736 Well, I need you to keep oil guys off the clean jobs task force. 243 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:56,156 - Don't do this to me, Andrew. - I'm going to do it to you, yup. 244 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,200 This is a nuanced area. 245 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:02,329 - You are not in the pocket of oil? - No, I'm not in the pocket of oil. No. 246 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,164 So we can make this work. 247 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:06,458 - I'm eager to be constructive. - Right. 248 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:09,919 It seems to me that somehow we can make this happen, then I'd... 249 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,797 Deal. You keep oil guys off clean jobs, 250 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,675 I will sponsor the filibuster bill. 251 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,968 We can work... 252 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,761 This out. 253 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,889 - Great. Terrific. - Wonderful. 254 00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:22,766 - Coffee. - Hmm? 255 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,518 - Cup? - Oh, uh-huh. Sure. 256 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:29,022 Gary, senator Doyle's guy looks like he's dying. 257 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:32,001 If I were you, I would go straight to the pharmacy and take one of everything. 258 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,794 I'm gonna have a blowout if I walk to the pharmacy. 259 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:34,921 That's what I'm worried about. 260 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,965 If you're gonna shit your pants, I don't want you here. 261 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,032 I think I did the right thing, 262 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:42,244 but I just need you to confirm that I did the right thing. 263 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,871 I said something to someone. 264 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,915 What exactly did you say, ma'am, and to who? 265 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:48,542 To whom. 266 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,128 Senator Doyle said that he would sponsor the bill... 267 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:52,671 Mike: Oh! 268 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:55,340 If we keep oil off of clean jobs. 269 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:58,343 And there was an implication, perhaps... 270 00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:03,056 - You didn't say yes? - No. 271 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,141 I didn't say, "yes." 272 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,310 I said, "yeah." 273 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:10,396 Okay, well, we told oil we'd put one of their guys on clean jobs. 274 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:11,748 That's why we got away with the cutlery tweet. 275 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:12,774 I know, I know. 276 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:15,168 - Amy: She's aware of that. - Okay, I was charmed by Doyle. 277 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:18,614 He's got that little twinkle in his eye. He was talking about fisting people. 278 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:21,783 He just niced me. I got niced, all right? 279 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,803 And where were you, Amy, by the way? Where were you? 280 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,453 No, you said you had it covered. 281 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,696 No, I didn't have it covered. And it's your job to know 282 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:30,601 that if I say I have it covered, I don't have it covered and you cover me. 283 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:34,462 I need you all to make me have not said that. 284 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,340 I need you to have make me unsaid it. 285 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,985 Okay. Let's just slow down for a second. 286 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:41,345 Make two columns, one with filibuster, one with clean jobs, 287 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,512 because now they are versus. 288 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,015 Doyle gives us filibuster, so put him there. 289 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,102 Okay, but oil gives us clean jobs. 290 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:50,687 - Clean jobs is your legacy. - Yes. 291 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,480 - Hold on a second. - What? 292 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:57,194 What if we put an ex-oil guy on the task force? 293 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,088 You see what I'm saying? Someone who's cozy with oil, but not active oil. 294 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,740 - Former oil. - That's lying. 295 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,451 Creative semantics. 296 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,038 That's a creatively semantic way of saying we're lying. 297 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,705 Still creative. 298 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,416 Mike: Oh, hey, Jonah. Jonah. Jonah. 299 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,294 Amy: That we... yeah, that we might like. 300 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,964 What I'm saying is that we go with what I just said, 301 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:20,884 the Jamaican rum flavor. 302 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,347 That's a really strong flavor choice. 303 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,182 I mean, it's unexpected, 304 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,184 it's funky, it's kind of sexual. 305 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,312 Yeah, I don't want to make too quick of a decision. 306 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:35,148 Let's consider other flavors. 307 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:37,858 - Like vanilla. - Jonah: Oh, come on. 308 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,568 Vanilla is a girl's flavor. 309 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,821 No, I have no choice here, Amy. 310 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:44,156 Because I was backed into a corner. 311 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:47,202 So other flavors aren't an option for me, okay? 312 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:52,165 Perhaps if you had done your job better, then I could choose vanilla or chocolate 313 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,334 or fucking blueberry with fucking sprinkles on it. 314 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,336 But that's not an option for me, okay? 315 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,231 - That flavor is not an option for me. - Amy: Okay. 316 00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,175 You know, I think Jamaican rum is a great choice. 317 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,426 And your passion about it is gonna sell it. 318 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,720 I'm confused. Are we still talking about yoghurt here? 319 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,931 - We're gonna go with Dan's idea. - Amy: Okay. 320 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,892 Jamaican rum is where we are headed. 321 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,478 - All right? Jamaican rum, mon. - Amy: Okay. 322 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,606 That's good. Maybe we don't need the accent. 323 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,608 - Hey, Dan. - Yeah? 324 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,319 Leon west is down at front security for you. 325 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,488 Leon west? Leon west is here for you? 326 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:25,365 The journalist? The beltway butcher? 327 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,884 - Don't you worry for one second, all right? - I'm not worried. 328 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,594 - I'm gonna take him to the yoghurt store. - I'm not worried 329 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,722 because you are gonna get rid of him. You're gonna kill him 330 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,746 and you're gonna do life for murder and I never have to see your face again. 331 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:40,046 You know, if I wash my hands any more, the bones are gonna come through. 332 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,380 Hey, where is Dan? 333 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,466 He's at the yoghurt store. 334 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,801 Gary, are you all right? Are you getting the bug? 335 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,472 No, I'm... oh! 336 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,349 - Okay, you're not gonna like this. - What? 337 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,435 White house press guys have just been in touch. 338 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,562 Potus wants to announce clean jobs task force 339 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:59,065 next week when he is back from Africa. 340 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,151 We now go over live to the vice president for her pissed-off reaction. 341 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,237 Come on. He wants to announce it next week? 342 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,656 - Yeah. - Okay, it's my policy. 343 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,201 - He's sliding in. - Who knows? 344 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,077 He's... yeah, that feels like a slide. 345 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,330 - This happens every time, does it not? - Yes. 346 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,582 - It's like Charlie brown and the football. - Yeah. 347 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,417 We're gonna have to rewind this, okay? 348 00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,711 Because I've got Dan backgrounding it right now. 349 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:22,422 - What? You asked Dan to do that? - Yeah, I did. 350 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,008 I asked him because of the whole "veep point two" thing. 351 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,511 "Two point me." 352 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,596 The "two point me" thing. 353 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,806 Now you have to call him and tell him to stay quiet. 354 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:35,018 And you've got to go down to that yoghurt store. 355 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,978 - You didn't just roll your eyes, did you? - No, ma'am. 356 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:41,262 'Cause it sure looked like it to me. I can't stand that passive-aggressive stuff. 357 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,610 This whole day is turning apocalyptic now. 358 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:47,363 - Okay? - Okay. 359 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,157 Dan: Leon, hi. 360 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,119 - Just right in here. - Okay, Dan, a very obscure rendezvous. 361 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:57,290 So you either have a very hot story for me, or you're going to shoot me. 362 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:01,294 I have got a story for you. Things are about to get very veep-tastic. 363 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,047 - Mr. Egan. Good to see you. - Anthony. 364 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,507 How are you, sir? 365 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,301 We are very excited about the vice president's visit today. 366 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,846 - As are we. - My son has named a yoghurt after her. 367 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,807 Strawberry selina. It's very tasty. 368 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,474 - Great name. - Who's this one? 369 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,811 Leon west, ma'am. Washington post. 370 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,479 Oh, we don't get the post. 371 00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:22,649 This is an old, established family store. 372 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:26,862 And we spell yoghurt with an "h" right there in the middle. 373 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,405 I see that. I'll make a note of it. 374 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,298 Hey, Dan. You haven't been picking up your phone. 375 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,492 Yeah, I've been a little bit busy, Mike. 376 00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:34,994 - Hello, Leon. - Hi, Mike. 377 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,372 Mike, this is Anthony, the owner of the store. 378 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:38,957 And his lovely mother Maria. 379 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,333 You have on a very sweaty shirt. 380 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,378 - By golly, I do. - He does, yeah. 381 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,005 She speaks her mind. She's 84. 382 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,675 No. I had you pegged for 39, ma'am. 383 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,843 Mike is so good with facts. 384 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:54,597 We are both very big supporters of this administration. 385 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,223 We appreciate that. Thank you. 386 00:16:56,308 --> 00:17:00,644 Although it's not always easy. A lot of taxes you guys impose. 387 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,521 - A ton of taxes. - Hold on a second. 388 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,983 Those taxes are eating us alive. 389 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,459 - Gobble, gobble. - This isn't officially... 390 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,360 If you'd excuse us for one moment. 391 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,739 - Dan, can I talk to you for a second? - Just one second. 392 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,866 Potus interruptus, that's what I call it. And I'm gonna tell him that. 393 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,262 Madam vice president, you can't go back in there for future meetings. 394 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,538 What? No. Let me tell you something. 395 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:21,625 You tell that shit-for-brains president... 396 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,020 Madam vice president, if you would listen to me for just one moment. 397 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,754 No, I won't listen to you for one second. 398 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,088 - I'm not interested in... - Please be quiet! 399 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,384 The president is experiencing severe chest pains. 400 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:32,886 We just got word from South Africa. 401 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,055 You need to get to the west wing immediately. 402 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,477 I'm so sorry. 403 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,647 Ma'am, if you could just make your way in this direction, please. 404 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,273 Where are we going? 405 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:49,778 We're gonna take you to the white house situation room. 406 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,404 - Amy, are you here? - I am right by your side. 407 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,466 - Wait, where is Gary? Gary, are you here? - I'm right here. 408 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,202 I'm right here. What the hell? I'm with her. 409 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,495 Selina: Should we run? 410 00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,497 Leon west? Here? 411 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,457 That's the fucking beltway butcher. 412 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,292 Have you told him about clean jobs yet? 413 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,544 Yeah, you know what, I was just about to, shit stack. 414 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,338 - Enjoy, gentlemen. - Oh, thank you. 415 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,050 We got Leon west here and nothing to give him. 416 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,385 - I've got plenty to give him. - No, you don't. 417 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,889 Potus wants us to announce clean jobs task force next week when he's in town. 418 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,766 So you, my friend, have your cock out at a funeral. 419 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,559 - Sprinkles. - Come on. 420 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,277 God. 421 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,320 Do you ever write about yoghurt in your newspaper? 422 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:36,532 No, I don't. I'm not a food writer. 423 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,867 What do you write? 424 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,577 I write about politics. 425 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:44,707 I'm interested in lobbying, advocacy groups. 426 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:49,503 - Do you know how yoghurt is made? - No, but I'm sure it's fascinating. 427 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,131 - Don't patronize me. - All right, you got it. 428 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,470 Oh, gentlemen. 429 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,390 - Madam vice president. - Yes? 430 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,242 These would need to be dealt with pretty urgently 431 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,577 should the situation become more serious. 432 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:08,605 We have a captain Reynolds of the USS Abraham Lincoln. 433 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,691 Aircraft carrier. 434 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:13,736 He's expecting a conference call in about 15 minutes 435 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,573 with the president, secretary of state and general marsh. 436 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,408 Pentagon. 437 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,619 - Could you step in notionally? - Yes. 438 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,347 - Thank you. - No problem at all. Thank you. 439 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,411 Madam vice president, may I get you a cup of coffee? 440 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,666 Oh, yes, thank you, Jonah. 441 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,543 Excuse me. Pardon me. 442 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,545 Have you noticed how he's... 443 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,465 Yeah, he thinks I'm about to be his boss. 444 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:36,008 Yeah, he's gonna be the first to go, by the way. 445 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:38,136 - Okay. - Dead man walking. 446 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,222 Can I get a heads-up? 'Cause I'm standing over here like a fucking meerkat. 447 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,560 Yes. The truth is I had a huge story to give you. 448 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:49,229 - It's just been back-burnered. - Oh, sorry. 449 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:52,233 No, no, listen. Mike is on his way out, all right? 450 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,402 Either he or his arteries are gonna quit any second. 451 00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,571 I'm the new face of the veep's office, okay? 452 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,197 I can bring you major scoops. 453 00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,908 You can bring me major scoops? 454 00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,368 Come on, I major in major. 455 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,412 - Stop doing that. - I'm sorry. 456 00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:05,872 Should I just put this right here? 457 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,956 - Yeah, just put it down, okay? - Thank you. 458 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:13,379 If we could just have some quiet, please. Thank you very much. 459 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,880 Jonah: Quiet. 460 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,674 Ladies and gentlemen... 461 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,806 We come here today in togetherness 462 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,725 and in hope, certainly hope, 463 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:30,062 for the swift recovery of this great, great president 464 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:33,482 who has been a... 465 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:38,987 Faultless GPS in guiding our nation. 466 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:43,034 We stand here today with courage in our hearts... 467 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,038 Oh, Jesus Christ. 468 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,833 Let us pray. 469 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:57,756 Holy mother of god and sweet Jesus Christ. 470 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,428 - Where is she? - I apologize. 471 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,222 We'll have some information soon for you, okay, Anthony? 472 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,952 And you know what? You guys can just act naturally like you'd normally act. 473 00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:10,895 - Great. Brilliant normalizing. - I'm normal. 474 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,564 - Yes, sir. Where is she, Dan? - I don't know. 475 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,816 My balls are comprehensively busted here. 476 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,444 - I'm down to my reserve pair. - Look, Mike, I've got sue. 477 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,672 She's gonna call me any second. Just give me a fucking break. 478 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,800 Bingo, Amy. I guess I'll fill you in. 479 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,700 Amy, what the duck? 480 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,203 That screaming, falling sound 481 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,046 was my fucking Patience going out the window. 482 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,622 Sue? 483 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,507 Okay, Dan, listen up. This is very important. 484 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,127 The veep has gone to the white house. 485 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,920 The president is having a heart attack. 486 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,838 Dan, look at me with your stupid eyes. 487 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,633 Stop talking to that man, Dan. Stop talking to that man and focus. 488 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:43,260 Sue, can you pleasejust repeat that part one more time for me? 489 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:46,263 Selina is currently the most powerful woman in the world. 490 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,641 And obviously you cannot tell anyone this or she will have you destroyed. 491 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,435 - Understood? - Dan. 492 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,229 You have to give me something right now. 493 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:59,068 Oh, fuck it, it's gonna break anyway. Yeah, as a matter of fact, selina meyers... 494 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:02,362 Is gonna come here in a second and order Jamaican rum with sprinkles. 495 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:09,453 Okay, your working life just got 80% more fucked! Okay? 496 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,916 From now on, you bleached, plucked asshole, 497 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,335 I am your fucking siamese stalker. 498 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,838 Mike, always a pleasure to see you be a stupid asshole. 499 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,091 I'm hearing some language that I don't like. 500 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:24,343 - Yeah? - Anthony: What are you saying? 501 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,679 - Forget it. - No, wait a minute. What are you saying? 502 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,603 - What is he talking about? - Nothing. Nothing. 503 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:31,808 No, you guys live in your own little world 504 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,521 with your heads stuck up your capitol hill asses. 505 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:37,689 And you, you gay, Irish fireman, you're okay. 506 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,025 But you, you I do not like. 507 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,071 - Selina: Amy. - Yeah? 508 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:47,866 If Gary is sick, I'm gonna need a temporary body man. 509 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,827 Sure. Oh, and I told sue to drop the yoghurt store. 510 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,539 I don't have room in my head for yoghurt. 511 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,666 Madam vice president, we've been asked to tell you 512 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,960 that you may stand down, the president is fine. 513 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,882 Well, that's terrific news. 514 00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:04,676 - Thank god. - Mmm-hmm. 515 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:07,302 Crossed wires. Potus just suffered heartburn 516 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,097 after a traditional barbecue at the state function. 517 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,724 Are you absolutely sure that... 518 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,852 No, the president is... uh. 519 00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:16,979 Back in charge of the GPS. 520 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,898 Super. Super. 521 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:24,528 - Oh, and I'm sorry. I just spoke to Mike. - Yup. 522 00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:27,990 He said that you were needed down at a yoghurt store. 523 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:32,077 It was something about damage control. 524 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,913 Yeah. 525 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:37,958 It's been an honor to serve such an accomplished understudy, ma'am. 526 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,795 - Are you gonna take those with you? - What? 527 00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:45,257 Oh, I'm sorry. Should I give that to you? 528 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,968 - Thank you. - Here's a pen. 529 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,219 I'll put it back. Do you want me to put it here? 530 00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,597 - That's fine. Great. - Okay. 531 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,139 - Thank you. - Thank you. 532 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:54,057 Bye-bye. 533 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:08,238 Ma'am, we spent a nice afternoon bonding with these owners. They're lovely people. 534 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,490 A lot of the online guys are still here. 535 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,745 - Online? Are you serious? - Yeah. It's much more relevant. 536 00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:15,308 I've been telling Dan this for years. 537 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:18,499 - Wow, I do not feel good. I feel bad. - You're kidding? 538 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,710 - No. - Really? Like, where does it hurt? 539 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:24,172 I don't know. It's hard to define exactly. Where did Gary's thing start? 540 00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:26,632 His started, like, in his stomach. 541 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,777 - It did start in his stomach? - He lost color right away, though. 542 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,970 - And you still look... - Mike: You look great. 543 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,304 - Do I? - You look beautiful. 544 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:34,056 Thank you. Okay. 545 00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:36,535 Yeah, but aren't dairy products bad for your stomach? 546 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,455 Well, you've got to eat the yoghurt now. I mean, there will be cameras on you. 547 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,522 - This is like dairy defcon 1. - Yeah. Hi. 548 00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,483 Madam vice president, this is Anthony Holland, 549 00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:45,401 - the owner of the store. - How do you do? 550 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:48,154 Madam vice president, welcome to super scooper. 551 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,447 Thank you. Thank you so much. 552 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:52,550 I thought we'd do the photo over here, if that's okay. 553 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:56,161 Sure. Do you have any Jamaican rum flavor? 554 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:57,996 I'm sorry, I don't. 555 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,042 And I've also thrown out all of the strawberry selina. 556 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:03,044 - Oh. - It had a bad taste. 557 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,464 That's a shame to hear that. 558 00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:08,966 All I have left is vanilla. 559 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,592 - Okay. - I hope you like that. 560 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,679 - That'll be fine. - Members of the media. 561 00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:14,072 This is the media here. Come on in, guys. 562 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,515 - Just this? - Mike: Yeah. 563 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:19,476 - You guys will be right here. - Oh, that's fantastic. 564 00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:23,313 Yeah, it would have been better about two hours ago. 565 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:25,441 Amy, you're gonna need to... 566 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:26,901 Of course. 567 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:28,695 - Amy. - Yup. 568 00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:31,197 I know, it's just stuck. 569 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,199 We're gonna do the picture? 570 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,301 Mike: All right, guys, get this shot. It's real america. 571 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,536 Bite and smile. 572 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:43,625 - Yeah? It's good, huh? - Mmm. Mmm-hmm. 573 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:45,794 Mike: You know, let's get one more. 574 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,772 Amy: Really quick. 575 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,632 I think you probably just one... 576 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,093 - Amy: Yeah, yeah. - Are you okay? 577 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:53,386 Uh-huh. 578 00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:54,887 Mmm. 579 00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:57,055 Can I get you something? 580 00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,516 I think we got it, guys. Take a step back. 581 00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:01,853 I have to use the bathroom right away. 582 00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:04,039 - Can we use your bathroom? - No, I'm sorry, my mother is in there. 583 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,106 She's 84. She takes a while. 584 00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:08,069 - Okay, then we're gonna go, but thanks. - Okay. 585 00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:11,362 Madam vice president, are you gonna do anything about taxes? 586 00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:13,239 Yeah, I'm moving them down. 587 00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:16,825 - I don't know where this is headed. - Okay, let's go this way, then. 588 00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:20,454 Nice, we'll just move to the car and get it... 589 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,497 That was moved quickly. 590 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:25,333 Oh! Ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh! 591 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,044 I can't... 592 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,380 Do you need to squeeze my hand or something? 593 00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:33,592 - What's up? - Need help? 594 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:36,094 - Okay. - I can't uncross my legs. 595 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:38,472 - Yeah. - Oh, god. Okay. I get it. 596 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:40,932 Guys, we need a wall around the vice president. 597 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,768 No photos. No clean photos. 598 00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:45,496 Here we go. 599 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,731 Here we go. Let's move. Car's open. Door open. 600 00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:49,941 Let's get her in. Come on. 601 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,610 Oh, no. Is it locked? 602 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,612 - It's open. - Here we go. We're good. 603 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,614 - Get her in. - Dump her in there. 604 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,115 Be careful. Careful. 605 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:59,618 Amy: No one'sjudging. Selina: Don't come in. 606 00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:02,078 - Don't come in here. - Ma'am, I'm gonna... 607 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:04,164 I got to go with you, ma'am, I'm sorry. 608 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:06,458 - Just dive into it. - Amy: I have to. 609 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:09,211 Aw, shit. 610 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,734 Amy: Okay, get your ass in. Come on. 611 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:12,714 All right, all right. 612 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,300 You know what? I could use a walk. I'll meet you guys there. 613 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:16,968 Selina: I can't put on my seat belt. 614 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,470 Amy: It's fine. Just stay there. 615 00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:31,441 Dan: Where does Gary put those wipes? Oh, my god. 616 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:34,069 Whew.