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[Eerie music]

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(Narrator) You unlock this door
with the k e y of ima Gina t/on.

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Beyond it is another dimension...

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A dimension of sound,

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[glass shattering]

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A dimension of sight,

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a dimension of mind.

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You're moving into a land
of both shadowand substance,

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of things and ideas.

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You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.

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[Harmonica plays
melancholy tune]

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[Hoof beats approaching]

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Whoa.

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[Snoring]

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[Taps on counter]

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What's your pleasure, sir?

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Cold beer.

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Cold beer, she is.

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[Sigh]

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That'll be a nickel.

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It's a lovely little town.

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What's that?

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I was just remarking
about your town.

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It's a beautiful, peaceful
little place you've got here.

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It's the name
that really gets me.

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Happiness, Arizona.

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Yeah, that's what she's called...

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Happiness, Arizona.

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Let's see, she's
been called that

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about ten months now.

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Oh? What was she
called before that?

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Called before that?
Oh, various things.

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Satan's stage stop.

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Dead man's junction.

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Boot hill village...
You passed it.

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Boothill town cemetery.

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128 people buried there.

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Every one of them shot to death

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except one who died
of natural causes.

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Well, that's life.

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Ah, this town wasn't
a fit place to live in.

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Wasn't a night

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you wouldn't have to
step over a dead body.

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That a fact?

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All of them shooting
every night.

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There were more citizens
biting the dust

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than there was attending
Sunday services.

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Ah, do tell.

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And then, do you know
what happened?

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I can't even begin to guess.

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Exactly... town took
stock of itself.

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Got itself
a real effective sheriff.

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Put the kibosh on firearms.

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Built itself a jail and
a gallows, enforced the law.

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Next thing you know...

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Happiness, Arizona!

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Happiness, Arizona!

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Where a man can walk
down the street

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and have himself a drink without
having to check the mirror

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and see who's gunning after him.

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Now, that's progress, mister.

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Well, it's this kind of thing

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that kind of brings
tears to my eyes.

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Oh, now, you don't
have to be scared

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to show any emotion, sir.

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I know the feeling.

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Been living with
killing and violence

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all your life, and then suddenly

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it's kind of like...

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It's kind of like the sun
coming over a dark cloud

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and shining on you with its
warm rays of beneficence.

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I do a little preaching
on the side too.

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What's your line, sir?

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My... my line?

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What do you do?

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I'm on the road a
good deal of the time.

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Selling!

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In a manner of speaking.

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Services are my supply.

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Services?

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Well, what sort of services?

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Maybe I can throw a
little business your way.

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You might at that.

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This is a town
that could use me.

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What sort of
services you supplying?

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I bring back the dead.

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[Glass smashes]

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Introducing Mr. Jared garr/ty,
a gentleman of commerce

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who /n the la tter half of the
19th century pl/ed h/s trade

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in the wild and
wooll y hinterlands

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of the American west.

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And Mr. Garrity,
if one can believe him,

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is a resurrector of the dead,
which on the face of it

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certainly sounds like the bull
is off the nickel.

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But to the scoffers amongst you,

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and you ladies and gentlemen
from Missouri,

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don't laugh this one
off entirely,

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at least until you've seen
a sample of Mr. Garrity's wares

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and an example of his services.

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The place is happiness, Arizona,

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the time about 1890,

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and you and I have just entered
a saloon where the bar whiskey

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is brewed, bottled and delivered
from the twilight zone.

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What'd he say his name was?

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He didn't say.

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He's got a sign on his wagon.

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It sa ys garrity,

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tha t could be his name.

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By golly, that's deduction.

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You know why we got
law and order in this town?

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Because we've got a sheriff

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that uses scientific deduction.

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I wish I'd thought of that.

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You know, if you don't
know a fella's name,

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you just look at his wagon.

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Well, that's really
no great shake

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of a deduction, lapham,

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but it does point up the fact

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you can't stop thinking
on this job.

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It's really kind of a think,
think, think proposition.

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Now some men depend
on this all the time

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when they should be using
the old... the old bean.

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By golly, nobody
could be righter.

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And when you use the
head instead of the gun,

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you save money on bullets
and burials and labor.

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Now he said what to you, Jensen?

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(Jensen) Oh, he said he
could bring back the dead.

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[Laughing] Well, tha t's
what? t he said his line was...

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"Bringin' back the dead."

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Tell you, I almost
keeled back in my tracks.

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Bring back the
dead, I'm thinking.

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Well, he's either a lunatic

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or he's trying to gull me.

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Tha t's when I ran
over to your office

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and got you, sheriff.

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And when we come back,
he done and left town.

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He probably figured you'd
gone after the sheriff

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and decided to get out of town.

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By golly, that's good
reasoning, sheriff.

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That's just what he done.

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He's obviously some
sort of a con man.

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And when he saw Jensen
here leave the saloon,

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he knew he was
going for the lawman.

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So, uh, he felt
he was in trouble,

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and he got out of town.

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[Slurring] Now that's a very
fine piece of deduction.

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Except hows come
he left his wagon?

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Gooberman, you're a very
embarrassing man to have around.

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Whyaska quest/on like thatfor?

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"Hows come he left his wagon?"

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"Hows come he left his wagon?"

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How come he did leave his wagon?

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Sheriff?

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Way I figure it,

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he probably didn't get
out of town after all.

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The way I figure it, he probably
checked into the hotel or something.

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By golly, sheriff,
you're exactly right.

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That's just what he done.

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You've got a job here
for the rest of your life

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if I've got anything
to do with it.

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Jensen, give the
sheriff a drink on me.

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You're a real sport, lapham.

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That's real kind of you,
lapham, real kind of you.

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(Drunk man) Real kind of you.

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Here's to lapham.

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Sheriff.

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You're, uh...
You're Mr. Garrity?

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That's my family name.

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Is that your wagon outside?

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Yep, that's my wagon.

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Says garrity on it?

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That's my family name.

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Well, Mr. Jensen here says

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that you bring back the dead.

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Now, that's a figure
of speech, ain't it?

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You don't actually
bring back the dead.

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On the contrary,
that's exactly what I do...

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Bring back the dead.

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Well, now, you wouldn't
mind telling us

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how you go about
doing this, would you?

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Well, now, sheriff, no offense...

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Uh, bartender, please...

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But it's kind of like a
professional trade secret

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kind of like a magician.

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Now, he doesn't tell
how he does his tricks

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and I don't tell how I
bring back the dead...

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But I do.

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The fact is, I heard
about your town here.

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128 dead in boot hill up there.

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Happiness, Arizona,

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with the biggest
cemetery west of Chicago

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and all of them
departing the earth

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with unspeakable violence.

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All but one.

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And that was my
dear wife, Zelda,

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rest her soul.

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A fine healthy strapping
woman of 247 pounds,

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but not unattractive, mind you,

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and suddenl y I I ost her.

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And that's why I drink...

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From a broken heart.

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How much loss can a man stand?

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[Wagon rumbling]

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[Dog squealing]

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[Wagon stops]

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(Man) Killed him, poor little
tyke, ran right under my wagon.

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Must have struck him
alongside of the head.

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Hasn't got a Mark on him,
but he's sure dead.

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Well, it's accidental
animal homicide.

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Well, that's decent
of you, sheriff.

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No fine or nothing?

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No fine.

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You obviously couldn't help it.

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Anybody know who
the dog belongs to?

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Stray is what it is.

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I never seen it before.

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(Man) I'll take him
out and Bury him.

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Ladies and gentlemen!

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The proof of the
pudding is in the eating

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and the proof of the
service is in the performing.

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Hallelujah!

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Now that dog is
certainly dead, is it not?

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(All agreeing)

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And gentlemen, I shall return it

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to the land of the living.

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I shall resurrect that dog.

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Now, please, stand
back all of you.

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Oh, I want to ask you one thing.

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In order that I might
perform the operation

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completely and satisfactorily,

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would you all turn around
so that you're not watching me.

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If you don't mind, please.

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[Garrity chanting]

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[Chanting]

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[Dog moaning]

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[Barking]

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Eureka!

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(Garrity) Oh, you good dog.

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Oh, you good dog!

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There we go.

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[Barking]

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(A male voice) Look at him go!

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[Iaughz'er, dog barking]

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My dear friends,
ladies and gentlemen,

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citizenry of happiness, Arizona,

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it is with no small
degree of pleasure

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that I stand here

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on this quaint
picturesque main street

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performing whati
might modestly claim

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as an accomplishment
of some dimension.

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As you have all seen,

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I have just brought
a dog back to life.

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It's devil's work!

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Black magic is what it is.

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It is not black magic
and not devil's work.

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It is the application
of scientific principles

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which I have picked up
over the years

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while traveling exclusively
in the himalayan mountains.

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[Gasping]

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What I did for that dog I
can do for your loved ones...

261
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,572
May their souls rest
in peace... momentarily.

262
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:23,826
You mean, you can
bring back my Zelda?

263
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,079
And my former partner?

264
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,164
And my late husband?

265
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:32,502
Tonight, dear friends,
tonight at midnight,

266
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:36,756
happiness will reign
in happiness, Arizona.

267
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:40,176
The dead will be
returned to you.

268
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,971
[Crowd murmuring]

269
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,950
[Clock chimes]

270
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,040
H-He's still up at the cemetery.

271
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,293
He's been there four hours now.

272
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,378
That place freezes my
insides at high noon

273
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,796
with the sun shining down.

274
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,214
Imagine how it is after dark.

275
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,091
I don't like the proceedings.

276
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,218
I believe when you're
dead, you're dead.

277
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,471
Imagine my little blossom,

278
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,725
my own Zelda.

279
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:33,896
All those lonely days
and lonely weeks

280
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:39,444
and tonight at midnight,
she comes back to me.

281
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,328
Good evening, gentlemen.

282
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:52,999
Good evening to you all.

283
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:57,670
Whiskey, please.

284
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,923
You know, the cosmic
impulses tonight are incredible.

285
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,508
Absolutely incredible!

286
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,594
I have just been
up on boot hill.

287
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,763
All finished up there now?

288
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,598
All finished.

289
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,517
Now they'll all come
filing down any moment now.

290
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,269
Ahead of schedule, too.

291
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,439
I hadn't gone five
minutes into the ceremony

292
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,691
before the earth
started to heave.

293
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,610
Some mighty anxious
folks up there.

294
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,695
Mighty anxious.

295
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,615
Ah, but it'd do your heart good
to see them wiggling around

296
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,867
under the sod, just
like some happy colts

297
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:34,874
raring to face life again.

298
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,959
That's your beloved brother,

299
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,711
isn't it, Mr. Jensen?

300
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,381
Uh, John, he was killed
by accident last march.

301
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:45,134
We had a gunfight in here and
he got hit by a stray bullet.

302
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,053
The same size and shape as you

303
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,722
with a kind of a limp?

304
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:53,059
[Glass shatters]

305
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,729
How did you know?

306
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,774
Your brother was the
last man buried, Mr. Jensen,

307
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,485
and the last buried
are the first ones

308
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,320
who'll be coming back down.

309
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:08,241
Coming back down?

310
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,494
Ha! I believe
that's him coming now.

311
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,680
Mr. Jensen...

312
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,015
It's your own
beloved brother John

313
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,435
and a more decent,
honorable citizen

314
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,521
never pulled a cork
from a bottle, so I'm told.

315
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,691
[Whispering] Mr. Garrity, he
was a lowdown thieving skunk.

316
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,194
He spent more time tapping
the till and stealing whiskey

317
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,280
than he did
waiting on customers.

318
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,990
You dishonor the man.

319
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,117
And here he returns
to you from the grave.

320
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,786
And after that unfortunate,
accidental bullet

321
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,706
that caught him
between the shoulder blades.

322
00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,042
Mr. Garrity.

323
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,502
What do you charge

324
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,463
to bring back these dead people?

325
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,382
Room and board, but my
major source of income

326
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,925
is the pleasure I derive

327
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,219
bringing happiness
to my fellow man.

328
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,722
Well, how would you
like to increase

329
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,265
that source of income?

330
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,309
You'll have to speak
a bit plainer.

331
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,061
What would it take to
put my brother back?

332
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,731
No, that would be a
difficult procedure.

333
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,316
You see, Mr. Jensen,

334
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,151
after the resurrection
has taken place

335
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,903
it requires a maximum effort

336
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,988
to make them die all over again.

337
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,033
Well, would $100
help the effort?

338
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:36,662
Shall we say $1,000?

339
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,415
Well, what does 500 do for you?

340
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:43,586
It warms me a little
but I still feel drafty.

341
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,547
Let's settle for,
uh... 750, shall we?

342
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,798
It's a deal.

343
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,277
He disappeared!

344
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,697
He just plain disappeared!

345
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,283
He came walking toward us

346
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,868
and I would have bet money

347
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,703
it was your brother John.

348
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,539
And he was walking toward us

349
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,374
and then he plumb disappeared!

350
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,750
That's life.

351
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,293
But now don't fret, friends.

352
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,796
He'll be followed
by all the others.

353
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,756
All the others?

354
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:33,219
Including your beloved wife.
Your lonely hours are over.

355
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,639
Your Zelda will soon
be back with you

356
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,724
to bring back
your peace of mind.

357
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,977
No disrespect, uh...

358
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:47,900
What I mean is that Zelda was
the flower of all womanhood

359
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:51,654
but on six different occasions

360
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:58,077
she broke my left arm and
this poor thing was in a cast

361
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:02,665
so many times that
I developed a list.

362
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,668
Your point, Mr. Gooberman.

363
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:10,172
Oh, I would hate to
disturb Zelda's rest

364
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:14,927
so how much would it
cost to put her back?

365
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:19,932
Oh, that's a difficult
assignment, Mr. Gooberman.

366
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,476
$500.

367
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,270
For me it was $750!

368
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,355
[Gasping]

369
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,481
I'm ashamed.

370
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,025
I'm truly ashamed.

371
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,943
Your own dear brother.

372
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,863
And you, gooberman,
your dear wife.

373
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:38,034
As a public official of this
town, I apologize for these men.

374
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,412
I am humiliated. Nothing
less than humiliated!

375
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,373
I don't blame you
a bit, sheriff.

376
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,959
And I could perceive immediately

377
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,462
that you're made of
sterner stuff.

378
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,130
I didn't see you
ouake in your boots

379
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,965
just because lightning Peterson

380
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,010
will be one of the departed
returning this night.

381
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,887
Lightning Peterson!

382
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,555
You killed him yourself,

383
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,973
didn't you, sheriff?

384
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,308
He was the fastest gun

385
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,684
in the territory.

386
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,895
Balderdash. I say balderdash!

387
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,813
"Lightning" Peterson.

388
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,524
You killed him once, sheriff,
in an honest showdown

389
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,319
and if his incarcera tion
hasn't ta ught him anything,

390
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,987
well, you can do it again.

391
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,156
[Exclaims]

392
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,908
Something, sheriff?

393
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,577
You're going to resurrect
that gunman?

394
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,079
Well, it was a mass operation.

395
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,164
As a matter of fact, sheriff,

396
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,333
it will give you
a marvelous opportunity

397
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,544
to dispel those
ugly rumors I heard

398
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:34,090
that you actually shot
Peterson in the back...

399
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,008
Late at night...

400
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,260
When he was alone and unarmed

401
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,597
and you had six deputies
alongside of you.

402
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,557
Seven.

403
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,851
Now, I know that you faced
up to him in broad daylight

404
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:49,105
but this will give you an
opportunity to shoot him down,

405
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,273
if need be, face-to-face.

406
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,193
Well, now, the fact
is, Mr. Garrity,

407
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:59,031
I don't think that Peterson
should be resurrected.

408
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,282
Actually...

409
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,202
He's a menace to society.

410
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:07,707
The fact is, sheriff...

411
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,542
He's already on his way down.

412
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,877
I don't mind facing up to him

413
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,380
but why go to all that trouble?

414
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,092
Would, uh, you think $500

415
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,386
would keep him back up there?

416
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,804
Lightning Peterson?

417
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,223
You do him an
injustice, sheriff.

418
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,308
He was quite a lad with the gun

419
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,269
and mighty active at that.

420
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,105
No, no, no, this will
be a $1,200 job.

421
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,565
Sold.

422
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,400
Jensen, a whole bottle please.

423
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,243
Happen to see a scrawny
little man out there,

424
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,237
kinda gimlet-eyed.

425
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,488
His name?

426
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,823
Perkins. Ephraim Perkins.

427
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:41,949
Relative?

428
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,826
Ex-husband.

429
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,745
No tighter man ever
squeezed a silver dollar.

430
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,913
And the thing of it is,
I'm married again.

431
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,749
And if the truth be known,

432
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,834
I never did care for
Ephraim while he was living

433
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,628
and I don't see why I should
go through it all again.

434
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,089
What would I do
with two husbands?

435
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,424
A hundred dollars?

436
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,842
Five, madam.

437
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,302
Five?

438
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,553
Mm-hm.

439
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,101
My father-in-law...

440
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,936
My father-in-law's a big man,

441
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,272
asked to be buried
with a bull whip.

442
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,875
There's just no reason
why he should...

443
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,192
No, no, no.

444
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:20,613
Oh, thank you, thank you.

445
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,615
My wife looked very pretty

446
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,033
when she was buried.

447
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,910
Couldn't we keep her that way?

448
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,703
Five.

449
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,455
Five.

450
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:32,208
The rest of you just
put your names here.

451
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,626
The amount's $500.

452
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:34,960
Thank you.

453
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,045
Five.

454
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:42,593
[Dog barking]

455
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,639
Whoa.

456
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,687
Come on, boy!

457
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,397
Come on, spot, come on!

458
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:56,649
[Whistling]

459
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,692
Come on, spot, come here!

460
00:21:58,776 --> 00:21:59,944
[Laughing]

461
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,154
Oh, you nice, nice puppy.

462
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,739
Oh, you're a nice dog.

463
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,158
I got a big bone
in the wagon for you.

464
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,160
Your reward for playing dead.

465
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,537
You're late!

466
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,288
Oh, ace, I couldn't help it.

467
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,249
This town is the ripest pear
we ever plucked.

468
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,976
They couldn't get rid of
their moneybags fast enough.

469
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,961
What was the take?

470
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:20,506
Considerably more than you
earned on the stage, dear boy.

471
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,842
Played my part uncommonly well.

472
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,385
Uncommonly.

473
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,345
I've been checking over
the itinerary.

474
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,763
Our next stop is Tucson.

475
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,765
We'll get a good night's sleep,

476
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:33,060
you go in there in the
morning, get a line on the place.

477
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,020
We'll see which
of the dear departed

478
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:41,694
you can im/ta te
tomorro w night.

479
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,529
Real sorry, friends,

480
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,365
tha t I couldn't perform
what? t I laid claim to,

481
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:52,204
so rest in peace, all of you.

482
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,707
Let's go.

483
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:58,043
Old spot, now come on over here.

484
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,461
There you go.

485
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:00,713
You sit here.

486
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,381
[Chuckles]

487
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,464
Giddy-up.

488
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,652
[Earth rumbling]

489
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:40,294
The man don't do
himself justice.

490
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:44,465
The actor that played you
wasn't worth a darn.

491
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,508
But that there garrity

492
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,428
sure can do a job
of resurrecting.

493
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:52,514
I can't wait to get
back into town.

494
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:56,185
I've got a lot of drinking
to catch up with.

495
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,270
There's a yellow skunk
of a sheriff

496
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:00,189
I aim to settle
a score with, too.

497
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,024
And there's a little pipsqueak

498
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,526
of a sot just waiting
to get his arm broke

499
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,695
and I'm just the gal
that can do it

500
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,822
or my name
ain't Zelda gooberman.

501
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:11,617
(Narrator) Exit Mr. Garrity,
a would-be charla tan,

502
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,535
a make-believe con man

503
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:16,497
and a sad m/sjudger
of his own talents.

504
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,500
Respectfull y submitted
from an empty cemetery

505
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,627
ona dark hills/de

506
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:24,380
that/s one of the slopes
leading to the twilight zone.

507
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:29,635
(Male presenter)
And now, Mr. Serl/ng.

508
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,637
The subject next time
is automation.

509
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,180
Our area of concern:

510
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,224
The replacement of men
by machines.

511
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,559
It happens to be not only a
current industrial phenomenon

512
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,478
but potentially
a sizable can of peas,

513
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:40,980
that, once opened,
carries with it

514
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:43,107
some very special
story material.

515
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,651
On the twilightzone next
time, we open that can of peas

516
00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:48,487
and present a battle between
the men and the machines.

517
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,656
Richard Deacon and
Paul newlan star in

518
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,700
"the brain center at whipple's."