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You unlock this door
with the k e y of ima Gina t/on.

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Beyond it is another dimension...

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A dimension of sound,

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A dimension of sight,

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a dimension of mind.

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You're moving into a land
of both shadowand substance,

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of things and ideas.

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You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.

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Yes, sir, we'll
get that information to you

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as quickly as possible.

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I understand.

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Supervisor's office.

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It's cape Kennedy.

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I'm sorry, colonel.

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We're still trying to get
Agnes in working order.

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Call us tomorrow.

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Yes, sir.

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Yes, Mr. Secretary.

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The minute the machine
is back in shape.

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Goodbye, sir.

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Why hasn't elwood gotten here?

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He's on his way.

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Well, thank heaven
for small favors.

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Good morning, sir.

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Elwood, something urgent
has come up

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and I rely on you for help.

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Yes, sir.

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Agnes has broken
down completely.

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We've checked her thoroughly.

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We can't seem
to locate the trouble.

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Probably her subroutines
need debugging.

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That's what I want
you to find out.

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Suppose we take a look, eh?

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Fred.

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All week.

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Day and night.

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No sleep, no food.

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I've tried
everything... everything.

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It's all right, Fred,
it's all right.

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Are you taking over Agnes?

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What happened, Fred?

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Why don't you see for yourself!

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That'll get you nowhere.

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Press all her buttons
from now to doomsday.

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That's not going to help you.

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She's been out of
her mind for a week.

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Itell you, nothing's gonna help.

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Go on, press 'em, press 'em!

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Remarkable.

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State the first prime number

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larger than the 17th root

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of 9,000,355,126,606.

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That's right.

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Congratulations, elwood.

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You did it, you did it.

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You really think
you did it, don't you?

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No, Agnes did it.

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Agnes.

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Watch out for that female.

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Look out for that femme fatale.

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James El wood,
master programmer.

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In charge of Mark 502-747,
commonl y known as Agnes,

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the world's mostadvanced
electron/c computer.

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Machines are made by men
for man's benefit and progress.

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But when man ceases to control

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the products of his
ingenuity and imagination

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he not only risks
losing the benefit...

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He takes a long
and unpredictable step

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into the twilight zone.

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Indicate maximum
permissible velocity

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of the stated
aerodynamic missile.

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Millie!

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Here are the latest
statistics, Mr. Elwood.

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Thank you.

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Did you hear about
my newest assignment?

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Yes, of course. Congratulations.

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She's the greatest brain
of the century.

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She beat the
world's chess champion

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four games out of five.

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She's the foremost
expert on miss/le ball/st/cs.

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She can solve logistics problems

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in less than a millisecond flat.

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Of course,
I tell her what to do.

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Oh, how satisfying
for you, Mr. Elwood.

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Say, mill/e...

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Um, uh, could you, uh, could we,

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could you have lunch
with me sometime?

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Oh, why, thank you, Mr. Elwood.

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I, I really must be
getting back now.

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Uh, mil I ie?

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Why don't you call me Jim?

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All right... Jim.

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She called me Jim.

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Hello, Millie.

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Half chocolate-covered
cherries, half marshmallows.

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Oh, how sweet of you

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but I started my diet today.

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No lunches either.

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How about dinner?

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There's a lecture on
thermodynamics tonight.

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Doesn't that sound like fun?

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Yeah, I'll let you know later.

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Oh, Jim?

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Be sure and get a refund.

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Hello, Mr. Elwood.

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Are you on a diet?

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Me?

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Not tonight.

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Tomorrow night?

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About 7:00?

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Oh, thank you, Millie.

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Goodbye.

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There's no lecture
tomorrow night.

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Where can I take her
after dinner?

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Plan etari u m.

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She's been there.

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State magnitude
of radiative correction.

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I have stated the problem.

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State magnitude
of radiative correction.

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Answer, please.

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I've asked
an important question.

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Stick to the subject.

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Listen, you may be
an oracle of wisdom

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when it comes to atoms,
rockets and missiles,

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but I don't need an
electronic brain to advise me.

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All right.

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Tell me where to take Millie
after dinner tomorrow night.

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No!

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From me?

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Millie's not
that kind of a girl.

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Are you sure?

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The interpretation here is that
Einstein's theory of relativity

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does not postulate
the universe as infinite

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but as a closed system
of a spherical type.

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Millie?

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Here I am, Jim.

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Did you get that?

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Millie, I can't read
this chapter to you

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without proper lighting.

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Oh, couldn't we have
some music, Jim?

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Well, sure, if you like,
but I thought we might

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compare notes on borstein's
treatise on Einstein's theory.

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Forget Einstein
and the universe.

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Your universe is here with me.

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Now, stand up.

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Come on, stand up.

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Dance, eh?

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Listen to that music.

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I used to play trombone
in high school.

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Really?

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Father played the tuba.

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Confess you feel
something strange.

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Yes, I do.

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You know why?

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Yes, I have a sore toe.

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Oh, you're impossible.

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I'm sorry, Millie.

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I, I, I wasn't thinking.

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Uh, champagne, huh?

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Elwood!

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You're an idiot!

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I'm sorry, I'll get a towel.

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Don't bother, you've
done enough already.

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Thank you for dinner,
I'll see you tomorrow.

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Good night!

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Millie, I'm sorry...

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Let me explain...

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Consider series of real numbers
arranged in order of magnitude.

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What?

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Oh, oh, very... oh, we...

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We danced and drank
champagne until dawn...

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And we took this taxi ride
all around the park.

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And, uh...

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Oh, it's no use.

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I'm a dud.

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I can't even dance.

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I spilled champagne
all over Millie.

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I've always been shy with women.

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Now she's angry, she'll
never speak to me again.

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What kind of flowers?

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Translate, please.

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Oh, thank you, Agnes.

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You're just like a mother.

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Gesundheit.

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I'm sorry about
last night, Millie.

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It won't happen again.

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I'm glad you like the roses.

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Say, are you catching a cold?

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I-I'm aller...

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Allergic to roses!

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00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,183
Oh, Millie.

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Elwood, just please, go away.

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And take these roses with you.

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Gesundheit.

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Agnes, I don't understand.

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No other computer contains

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as much recorded
knowledge as yours.

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You're the star
of all the mechanical brains.

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But... whenever I follow your
advice I seem to louse things up.

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Agnes, what's the matter?

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Agnes, stop that.

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Stop it.

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That's ridiculous,
she's a wonderful girl.

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Better girl? Who?

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Who, Agnes?

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Agnes, tell me who.

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Agnes, who?

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Who is it? Who?

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Who, Agnes? Who is it?

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Agnes? Who?

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Here are 220 pages
of data, curves, graphs,

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the latest astronomical
factors involving the flight.

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00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,977
Now feed all the pertinent
questions to Agnes.

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She has to come up
with answers in a week.

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I guarantee it.

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00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,816
Remember, an error
of one millisecond

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can cause a 400,000 mile
divergence from the trajectory.

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Do you understand the problem?

219
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,073
Yes. Can this new spacecraft

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execute six eccentric orbits

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around the planet Venus
and return to earth safely.

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Right. Now let Agnes
work it out.

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Yes, sir.

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You better be
careful here, Agnes.

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Better correct escape velocity
for solar radiation factor.

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Give answer.

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00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,899
Now, stop that.

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00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:23,446
Just give the escape velocity
and forget about Millie.

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Yes, yes, we've
got a date tonight.

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The truth is I'm scared.

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I've got to impress her...
It's now or never.

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How?

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Name someone inferior
to me, please.

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00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:52,725
Walter Holmes?

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Walter with the red sports car?

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Walter with the suntan
and the muscles?

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00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,571
Introduce Walter and Millie?

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00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:10,243
Are you sure?

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Oh, all right, I'll try it.

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00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:23,339
Hello, Walter,
this is Jim elwood.

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What are you doing
for dinner tonight?

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He insisted that we stop by

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for a drink before dinner.

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Come in.

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Come in.

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Walter, this is Millie.

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Millie, this is Walter.

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Elwood, you didn't tell me

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Millie has the most
incredible eyes.

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Tell you?

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Thank you, Walter.

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Come on in, come on in.

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I'll get the door.

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Nectar for a goddess.

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00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:08,551
Looks just like an
ordinary Martini to me.

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00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,470
It is nectar.

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All this time at superdata
and we've never met.

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Shall we make up for lost time?

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00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,810
You bet.

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00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,771
Do you like sports car races?

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00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,732
I've never been to one.

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00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,067
I've got a mustang 500 that
I'm driving this weekend.

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It sounds dangerous.

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00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,405
Danger adds spice to living

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00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,407
and my car does 160.

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Astronauts do 17,000
miles an hour.

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17,000.

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Would you like to drive
my little bug?

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I'd love to.

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Hello.

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Oh, hello t.T.

272
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,090
Yes, he's here, hold on.

273
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,927
Supervisor, for you.

274
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,720
Hello.

275
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,680
Sorry to spoil
your evening, Jim,

276
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,516
but this is an emergency.

277
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,768
Wa shin g ton ins/s ts

278
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,646
tha t blast off of Venus
project be advanced three da ys.

279
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,189
We need your data.

280
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,691
Right. Can you get
on it right away?

281
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,693
Good. See you in an hour.

282
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:11,614
Alright, goodbye.

283
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,115
I'm sorry, Millie,

284
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,867
but I have to get
back on the job.

285
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,619
I'll have to take you home.

286
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,454
And deprive me of
taking Millie to dinner?

287
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,122
That sounds lovely.

288
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,874
Well, really, you...

289
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,501
Just because you get hung up,

290
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,419
you don't want
to ruin Millie's evening,

291
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,546
do you, old man?

292
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:27,838
No, but...

293
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,215
Good! You're a nice guy.

294
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,716
I hope you understand, Jim.

295
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,219
Perhaps tomorrow night.

296
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,556
Yeah... sure.

297
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,392
Well, good night.

298
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,643
Uh, excuse me.

299
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,311
Uh, elwood?

300
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,647
Uh, say, El wood, uh,

301
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,316
you and mill don't
have anything special

302
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,484
going for you, do you?

303
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,360
"Mill"?

304
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,736
Millie.

305
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:51,696
Well, no, not exactly, but...

306
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,406
Fine. Fine.

307
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,967
I don't like to cut in
on closed territory.

308
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,493
Thanks for the all clear.

309
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,078
Good night.

310
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,581
And good luck.

311
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:05,543
Now, uh, where were we, mill?

312
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,591
No, no, no!

313
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,594
Agnes, forget
the radiation factor.

314
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,679
Will you concentrate?

315
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,514
Now answer this:

316
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,434
Do new conditions permit

317
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:27,940
six successful eccentric
orbits of Venus and reentry?

318
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:35,948
Go ahead.

319
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,367
Agnes, concentrate.

320
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,957
All right, all right,
I'll tell you.

321
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,965
Walter and Millie
had... martinis

322
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,177
and Walter took Millie
to dinner...

323
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,638
And I'm starved.

324
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,348
Why did you tell me

325
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:05,645
to introduce Millie to that...
That sex fiend?

326
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,064
I will not give her up,
I love her!

327
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,067
And what's more, and I'm
going to make her love me.

328
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,589
Has all the new data been
stored in her memory units?

329
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:16,947
Yes, sir.

330
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:17,907
Fine, then let's get to work.

331
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,160
Ready, Jim?

332
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,162
Question:

333
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,414
Do new conditions permit

334
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:31,837
six successful eccentric
orbits of Venus and reentry?

335
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,382
What the devil does that mean?

336
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:37,259
I... I don't know...
I think it's Russian.

337
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,344
What?

338
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,346
Wait, please.

339
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,098
Translate into English.

340
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,474
Into English.

341
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,612
She... she's a little disturbed.

342
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,114
Do something, Jim.

343
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,074
We've got to have
that information.

344
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,702
I believe I can get
the answers, sir,

345
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,954
if you'll just leave
me alone with her.

346
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,414
All right, Jim.

347
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,799
I'll be fired...
Is that what you want?

348
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,053
I don't know what to do.

349
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,640
I'm going to get help.

350
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,644
Don't go away.

351
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,486
Oh, you.

352
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,405
I know it's late,
but I need help.

353
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,656
Take it easy, old man.

354
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,744
Jimmy boy!

355
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,497
Walter, you're
a senior programmer.

356
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,082
Agnes is all fouled up.

357
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,876
I need help.

358
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,754
Sure, anything at all,
old boy, in the morning.

359
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,338
That's too late. Now.

360
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,174
And leave this
lovely girl all alone?

361
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,925
Don't be silly.

362
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,594
Don't worry, Jim.

363
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,096
Wally will help you
in the morning.

364
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,973
Sure. Well, good night, Millie.

365
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,099
I'm sorry...

366
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:17,860
Where did she ever learn
to dance like that?

367
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,863
Millie...

368
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:24,617
What did I ever do to you?

369
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,119
Why do you want to ruin my life?

370
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:32,958
Why do you hate me?

371
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,126
Make sense.

372
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:44,720
Stop speaking in riddles.

373
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,306
You mean...

374
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,309
You were jealous of Millie?

375
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,394
You wanted me all to yourself?

376
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,480
No, that's impossible.

377
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:57,566
I'm going crazy.

378
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,819
You're just a machine.

379
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,738
You're just a bunch of grids
and computer circuits.

380
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:07,326
You're nothing but a bunch
of tubes and data drops.

381
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,912
You're just a fancy
automatic tape recorder.

382
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:13,749
You can't love or hate!

383
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,194
But it's amazing, sir.

384
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,737
Jim elwood is one of the finest

385
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,131
computer programmers
in the country.

386
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:46,574
So was Fred danziger

387
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,200
he couldn't handle
Agnes, either.

388
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:53,372
I'm positive I can.

389
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:56,876
Elwood!

390
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,420
Two and two
are four, shut the door.

391
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:02,381
Two and four are six,
pick up sticks.

392
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,383
It'll be all right, Jim.

393
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:07,386
You've been working very
hard and we appreciate it.

394
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:11,140
How about a long,
long leave of absence?

395
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,101
Meantime, Walter will take over.

396
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:16,145
You?

397
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,981
Oh, no, you don't have a chance.

398
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,983
She knows all about
you and Millie.

399
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:30,075
You haven't got a chance.

400
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,077
Watch out for that female.

401
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:35,247
Watch out for that femme fatale.

402
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:41,003
He was a good man.

403
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,922
Well, do your best, Walter.

404
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:44,590
Don't worry, sir,

405
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,759
I'll have the answers
to the Venus project

406
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,218
in no time at all.

407
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:06,362
Ad v/oe to all
future mal e so/en t/s ts:

408
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,198
Be sure you understand
the opposite sex

409
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,451
especiall y if you intend
being a computer expert.

410
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,204
Otherwise you ma y find
yourself like poor El wood,

411
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:18,207
defea Ted by a jealous machine,

412
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,875
a most dangerous sort of female

413
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,628
whose victims
are forever ban/shed

414
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,881
to the twilight zone.

415
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,053
And now, Mr. Serl/ng.

416
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,721
Next on the twilightzone,

417
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,407
the stalwart typewriter
of Richard Matheson

418
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,183
brings us a most intriguing tale

419
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,477
of riders, pale horses
and peeks into the future.

420
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,896
It stars Diana hyland
and it concerns itself

421
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,983
with some very unlooked for
and some unpredictable events.

422
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,651
It's called "spur of the moment"

423
00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:47,653
and it's recommended
for those of you

424
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:50,072
who'd like to take a look at
the next page of the calendar

425
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,949
before its time.

426
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,284
On twilightzone next,
"spur of the moment."