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[Theme music playing]

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(Narrator) You're tra vel/ng
through another dimension.

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A dimension not onl y of
sightand sound, but of mind.

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A journey into a wondrous land whose
boundaries are tha t of ima Gina t/on.

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Your next stop,
the twilight zone.

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Ooh!

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Positions for inspection!

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Come on, girls, step it up,
step it up, girls. Don't loiter.

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(Narrator) Small messa ge of rea ssura
Noe to tha t horizontal young lad y.

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Don't despa/r, help is en route.

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It's coming in an odd form from a very
distant place, but it's nonetheless coming.

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[Snaps fingers]

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[Stammering] You-you
sent for me, chief?

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Apprentice angel cavender,

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it has come to our attention that
you are the only angel of your class

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not to have won your wings.

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It has further come to our
attention that you are a clod.

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Before reclassifying you, we're
going to give you one more chance.

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Nice-looking girl, chief.

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Precisely. And she
will be your project.

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You will return to earth
and suppl y her aid,

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assistance and advice
for a period of 24 hours.

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If you are able
to improve her lot,

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we will reopen your case.

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You-you mean, chief, that I-I still
have a chance of getting my wings?

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It will be taken
under advisement.

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Actually, cavender, there
seems to be considerable question

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about the damage you can do with just
arms and legs, not to mention your mouth.

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Mm-hm.

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Submitted for your approval
the case of one miss Agnes grep

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put on earth with two left
feet, an overabundance of thumbs

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and a propensity for
falling down manholes.

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In a moment, she will be
up to her jaw in miracles

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brought by apprentice
angel harmon cavender,

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intent on winning his wings.

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And though it's a fact that both
of them should have stood in bed,

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they will tempt all the fates by moving into
the cold, gray dawn of the twilight zone.

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Come on, girls, step
it up. Step it up, girls.

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You're the new one?

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Yes, sir, Mr. Stout.

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And I would like to say I'm
just thrilled with this job.

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If you don't mind, miss grep.

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Now, for the benefit
of the new recruit,

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I will go over very quickly the prescribed
hand signals, indicating assignment position

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and order of the day.

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Pay close attention to this, miss
grep. I will repeat it only once.

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Very close attention, miss grep.

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Now, the following
are the position signals.

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That means "spot girl, position
in the middle of the lobby,"

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giving customers prescribed
directions as to seating arrangements,

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such as "sta/rwa y to your
right, " "aisle two straightahead,"

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"seating in the loge."
That means "30-minute break."

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This is "c". That means
"candy concession."

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Tha t means "box office."
Requests for drinks of wa ter

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will be handled in
the following manner.

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I will respond
thusl y or thusl y.

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That means "shoot." This is
"shoot aisle one," "shoot aisle two,"

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"shoota/sle three." And
this is "shoot the balcony"!

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All right, girls? Readyfor
toda y's assignment?

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All right, now, rapaport,

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betton, Burnett, and the rest
of you, the same as yesterday.

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All right now,
positions! Go, girls!

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(Grep) Mr. Stout?

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Um, there's immediate
seating in the loging balcony.

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Uh, you can smoke in the candy.

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No, uh, there's
lovely candy over...

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Oh, sit anywhere.

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Thank you.

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Which aisle do they go?
What do I do with these?

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Mr. Stout? Mr. Stout!

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Oh, my god.

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What's the signal
for "I'm sorry"?

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[Bus horn honks]

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[Buzzer sounding]

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[Sighs]

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Uh, don't panic, miss grep.

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Please don't panic. If-if you'll
give me just a moment, I can explain.

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I almost missed the bus.

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There used to be trolleys here,
and then they took up the tracks.

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[Clears throat]

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I, uh, I happen to be
your guardian angel.

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Now, I know this might come
to you as ra thera shock.

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Used to cost a dime.

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Yes, I know. As I was saying,

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i-I've been given 24 hours to
help you in every way possible,

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and that doesn't preclude
the use of miracles.

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Oh, here, I'll hold them.
Now it's a quarter.

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Uh, what's a quarter?

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The bus fare you pay.

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Yes, I know. That's
just my point, miss grep.

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I didn't pay to get on this bus.

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I'm an angel. I happen
to be your angel.

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Don't you worry about it.

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I daydream a lot myself.

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Miss grep, wouldn't you at
least like to see a little miracle?

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Like for example, instead of riding on this
run-of-the-mill bus like everybodydoes,

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how would you like to be riding in a
flashy convertible with a chauffeur?

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[Both laughing]

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You're cute.

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Watch this.

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Now, once in a while, I
may louse these things up,

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but give mea second to concentra
te and-and I think I'll make it.

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I think I'm ready.

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Whoops! I think I goofed.

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Well, back in the bus.

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[Bus horn honks]
[Brakes squeal and hiss]

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When the supervisor
comes to claim the bus,

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tell him I've resigned.

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Well, what have
you got to say now?

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Excuse me, this is my stop. It's
been swell chatting with you.

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Hiya, gang. What do you say?

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Hi, aggie. You got candy today?

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Have I got some candy.
You close your eyes.

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All right, here's one for you,

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and here's one for you.

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On this potato pancake
stuff, how many eggs?

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It's, uh, one egg
and half an onion.

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How's the job, agg/e?

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It was, Irv. Past tense.

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Ag, you didn't go
lose another one?

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Yup, lost another one. Plotzky's
bijou of famous Hollywood hits.

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Oh, I was great in
reconnaissance and infiltration,

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but I flunked close order drill.

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Oh, aggie, I busted my cookie.

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You busted your cookie? Well,
you know doggone good and well

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I have another cookie
here for you, don't you?

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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See you later, aggie.

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(Both) Don't panic!

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I know. Um, I thought
I left you back there.

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Oh, perish the
thought, miss grep.

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I am going to be
with you for 24 hours.

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Uh, 23 hours and 31
minutes, to be exact.

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My dear miss grep,

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I am here to change your life.

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You know, this is a kind of an
interesting place you have here.

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I like it.

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Yeah, well, uh, let's get
down to business, shall we?

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Now, in cases of this kind,

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I try to examine the problems
and then alleviate them.

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Now, in your case, miss grep, it
seems that you can't hold on to a job.

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Would you like a cup of tea?

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No. Now the way we attack
this employment problem...

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A beer?

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No. Is to fix it so that
you're independently wealthy

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and don't even need employment.

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Wine? I have some Sherry.

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Miss grep, we are discussing the
alteration of-of your entire future.

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And I think we ought to
dispense with these convivialities

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and proceed to...
Do you have any gin?

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No, but I could run down to Mrs.
Rianti's apartment. Her husband makes it.

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No, thanks. I've had that kind.

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Well, back to
business, shall we?

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Now, first of all, miss
grep, I, uh, I don't think that...

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I don't think you can live here.

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No?

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Well, hardly.

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Let's see here. Oh,
yes, here's a good one.

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The Morgan mansion
on Sutton place.

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That's the last one of
its kind in New York City.

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Oh, a mansion? And how
do I pay for this mansion?

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My dear miss grep, there
are all sorts of ways.

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I am not that kind of girl!

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Yes, I-I have no doubt.
But as of this moment,

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you are independently wealthy.

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Now, let me see here. Oh,
yes, savings account 6-6-1-0-3,

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New York national bank.

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Agnes grep. That's you.

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$23,367 and 19 cents.

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Nineteen?

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Yeah, I hate round numbers.

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Me, too.

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Looks better that way. Now,
about your social activities.

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Well, I-I generally
go bowling on Thursdays.

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Bowling, schmowling. That
may be okay for pinsetters,

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but not for real society.

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[Indistinct oro wd chatter]

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[Be/I clanging]

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Whoops!

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Oh, perfectly charming
party, Agnes, my dear.

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Why, I was talking
to Tony about it.

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You look ravishing, dear.
Absolutely ravishing.

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Oh, thank you very much.

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Doesn't she?

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Oh, yes.

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(Ca vender) All yours, my dear.

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[French accent] Agnes, cherie!

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Unravel the flesh, will you?

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My dear, you are exquisite,
enchanting, delightful.

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And I intend to notify Charlie that this
was the high social point of the season.

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Nobody can throw a party
like you. Come along, my dear.

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[Loud, overlapping
voices at high speed]

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Now, this is what
I call a miracle.

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The best Martini
I ever conjured.

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[Overlapping voices
at high speed]

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How do you do? I've
seen all of your movies

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at least 60 or 70 times.

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I think you're wonderful.

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[Voices at high speed]

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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[Voices at high speed]

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Mm. Sensa t/onnel, cher/e, coco.

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[Voices talking at high speed]

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A real blast, isn't it?

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Yeah. Crazy.

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[Voices at high speed]

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Oh, are you all right?
You're terribly stinky.

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Lovely party, darling. I had a
wonderful time. Come along.

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Swell having you.

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Lovely party, aggie.

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Ravishing, darling, ravishing.

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Yes, thank you.

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[Upbeat instrumental music
plays in the background]

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[Yawning loudly]

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Oh. Oh!

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Oh, boy, what a blast.

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[Chuckles]

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Harmon, old buddy,
you really outdid yourself.

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[Chuckles]

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[Grunting]

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Agnes!

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[Shoe thuds]

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[Glass shatters]

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[Footsteps approaching]

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My apartment.

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It's been rented.

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Yeah, I-I know.

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My landlady, she
didn't even know me.

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She called me "miss."

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And you know what
Irv said to me?

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Who's Irv?

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My neighbor across the hall.

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He came out to get the morning
paper, and you know what he said?

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He said, "what's with you,
sister? You slumming?"

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Well, miss grep, you
know that old saying,

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"you can't have your
cake and also eat it."

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Why, I-I mean, somebody's
got to pay the Fiddler.

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After all, you know
and everybodyknows

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that the-the whole
philosophy of-of living

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is a kind of a
give-and-take thing.

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And after all, when...

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Well, what-what did you expect?

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00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,250
Oh, not much
of anything, really.

245
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,085
Except...

246
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,463
Oh, except that...

247
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,716
Except what?

248
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,719
Friends, maybe.

249
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,653
Hey, Joe.

250
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,415
Pierre, Morgan
mansion, Sutton place.

251
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:08,170
No Morgan mansion
and no Sutton place.

252
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,007
How's that?

253
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:15,136
Mr. Cavender, I don't wanna go
back there. I wanna stay right here.

254
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,180
You-you... why, that's ridiculous.

255
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,684
You can't stay here.
24 hours of miracles,

256
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,187
and I leave you the way
I found you? Come on!

257
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:29,317
I-I'd never get my wings.
I-I'd be drummed out.

258
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,528
I'd be reclassified. There's no
telling where they'd send me.

259
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,198
Miss grep, didn't we
have a wonderful time?

260
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,952
Don't you ha ve everything
you al wa ys wanted now?

261
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,371
My dear miss grep,

262
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:46,626
my charming miss grep,
don't you wanna be happy?

263
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,838
Mr. Cavender, you don't
understand me. I was happy.

264
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,715
I want it the way it was.

265
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:57,053
The way it was? Unstable,
unresolved and unemployed?

266
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:01,974
Disconnected, discombooberated
and behind in my rent.

267
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:05,061
But that's for me. That and then

268
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,980
and the baby-sitting
and the bowling

269
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,358
and the potato pancakes.

270
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:13,819
Mr. Cavender.

271
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,696
Please.

272
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,242
Well, okay, miss grep.

273
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,204
But i-/ think you're
making an a wful mistake.

274
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,914
Are you sure?

275
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,332
Uh-huh.

276
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,545
Okay. Here we go.

277
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,560
Well, I-I tried, chief.
Nobody can say I didn't try.

278
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,855
Hey, Joe, let me take
it up to the riantis.

279
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,941
Oh, and Joe.

280
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,235
[Loud smack]

281
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,904
Hey, what do you say, ag?

282
00:19:56,987 --> 00:20:01,701
Hi, herb, top of the morning. To you. Don't
shoot till you see the whites of their eyes!

283
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,870
Oh, aggie, on this potato
pancake stuff, how many eggs?

284
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,957
An even dozen. I'll
be down in a minute.

285
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,292
Mrs. Rianti?

286
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,169
[Children shout greetings]

287
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,715
Hi, darlings. Listen, you
all wait right down here.

288
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:19,969
I'll be down in two seconds flat
with some candy and a cookie.

289
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,222
Come on, kids. Aggie'll
be back in a minute.

290
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:48,247
Hey, Mr. Cavender?
Thanks a heap.

291
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,249
But no thanks.

292
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,585
You know something, miss grep?

293
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,588
You are the richest
woman I know.

294
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,841
You have an abundance of wealth.

295
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:03,763
And it seems that I've had to
travel a very long distance

296
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,640
to find out that
cash and contentment

297
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,643
aren't necessarily synonymous.

298
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,604
Well,

299
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,149
goodbye, miss grep.

300
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:18,986
And, uh, don't take any
wooden angels, you hear?

301
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,197
[Thunderclap]

302
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,199
Yeah-yeah, chief?

303
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,993
You wanna-you wanna talk to me

304
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,204
right away?

305
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,830
Yeah, I'll-I'll be right up.

306
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:41,008
Smoking cigars on assignment.
Conduct unbecoming an angel.

307
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:44,303
Champagne-drinking.
Gin and tonic drinking.

308
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:48,641
Gin fizz drinking. Gin on the
rocks, extra dry martinis.

309
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,768
Inebriation.

310
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:55,481
And I could go on from there.

311
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:59,902
Cavender, you're a disgrace
to the entire service.

312
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,654
Uh, I know it, sir.

313
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:05,074
I'm afraid you know
what this means.

314
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,576
Reclassification, sir?

315
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,830
At least reclassification.

316
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:18,712
I hate to do this,
cavender, I really do.

317
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,715
I-I understand, sir.

318
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,009
As a matter of fact, I...

319
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,761
[Bowling balls rolling]

320
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:30,724
Why, this is incredible.
Wh-why, she's, she's...

321
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:33,519
Happy. Just look at her, sir.

322
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:36,605
Why, she's six times happier
than the way I found her.

323
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,900
She's deliriously
and totally happy.

324
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,111
Well, I don't see
how that could be.

325
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,531
But she is. Just-just look at
her. You see what she's doing, sir?

326
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,449
What is that?

327
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,619
She's bowling. She goes
bowling every Thursday night.

328
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,372
Are you supposed to keep
your finger in the ball

329
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,583
after it starts down the Lane?

330
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,794
No, sir, I don't think she's
quite got the hang of it, yet, sir.

331
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:02,590
Ooh, I-I hope she
didn't hurt herself.

332
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:06,886
Well, ca vender, it seems tha t
I've been prema ture in my judgment.

333
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:10,723
Your assignment was to make her
happy, and that's precisely the way she is,

334
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,309
so there's very little
room for doubt about your...

335
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,061
Go on, sir, I'm all ears.

336
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:20,566
I noticed. I think under
the circumstances, cavender,

337
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:24,153
since you've done so very
well with that subject,

338
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:28,574
it occurs to me tha t there are
other deserv/ng subjects down there

339
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:34,246
who might require a little
angelic assistance from time to time.

340
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,166
Each one of them
will be your project.

341
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:41,337
Oh, oh, oh, thank you,
thank you, sir.

342
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,341
In a strange way, I feel
rather sorry for them.

343
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,346
Thank you. Thank you.

344
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:53,349
(Narrator) A word to the
wise now to anyand all

345
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,769
who might suddenl y feel the
presence of a cigar-smoking helpma te

346
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,979
who takes bankbooks
out of thin air.

347
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,857
If you're suddenl ya ware
of any such celest/al aids,

348
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:06,278
it means that you're under the benef/cent
care of one harmon ca vender, guard/an angel,

349
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,783
and this message from the
twilight zone: Lots of luck.

350
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,750
[Eerie music]

351
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:47,236
This is James arness.

352
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:51,532
You know, it's onl ya short hop from the
twilight zone to dodge city and gunsmoke.

353
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,951
Sa turda y nights over
most of these stations.